Truck thread
>>122737630
Did he make it?
Truck thread?
Truck > magical girl
Let me pass.
https://youtu.be/gszZs4zvr-Q
One more.
https://youtu.be/zQ2PDzj9Oco
>>122737675
He became paralysed from the waist down
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdY7NMWhLc
do people in japan get hit by trucks really often or something
Fuuka
How many more innocents must die before Japan bans assault trucks?
#stoptrucks
What is more dangerous? The Japanese cold or Japanese trucks?
>>122738724
It's a very convenient way of killing a young and otherwise healthy character in a modernized society without putting the blame on another character in the story. In essence, it fills the same niche that diseases like diptheria and scarlet fever did in 18th century American literature in that they mainly affect children and adolescents and have a high chance of killing or crippling them- giving them a blameless death when required by the story.
>>122738842
this was pretty genius. Bravo for that author.
>>122739027
Melodrama writers.
>>122739027
>bang
>>122737630
how comes wapanese don't have big trucks?
Shojo truck.
>>122739140
I don't think you even see car accidents in american stories as much as trucks in japanese stuff though
>>122740184
its an island nation with mountainous terrain, they don't have that much transportation via truck, most of the stuff is shipped, and the rest is done by train, only short range deliveries are done with smaller trucks
I'm still remember.
>>122740184
They seem deadlier.
>>122740184
>ASSMANN
heh....
>>122740378
Car accidents only happen to pregnant women in murrika, bad dads who have seen the error of their ways and are coming to make it all up to the kids, and quarterbacks.
>A fucking truck
>Speeding up at pedestrian
Do Japanese really do this kind of thing? How asshole are they? Even in3rd world countryits very rare case.
>>122740524
They also kill children so they may be revived evil later.
>>122740378
You've never seen the standard group of people having a conversation in a car then you see a truck run a red light right into the side of the car shot from inside the car during the accident?
>>122740525
I've actually heard that a truck would rather speed up and kill a person than risk them living but incurring huge medical expenses
>>122740259
even a truck sparkles in shojo manga
>>122740378
Because they happen enough in real life. I live in a small town of 11k people in central California and I have personally witnessed four separate traffic accidents over the last fiveish years. I even saw a little girl get hit by a buick that had two ancient women in it talking like idiots. People need their licenses revoked the instant they turn 60
>>122740699
I feel like I've seen this somewhere before.
Only scumbags and bicyclists are victims of traffic accidents. In other words, if you get hit by a car you deserved it
>>122740760
>commiefornia
Kill yourself.
>>122740912
Yeah because I can pick where I'm born. Epic post
>>122740878
What makes you think that? How do you know it is true? I mean, there's always some explanation behind everything, so what is it in this case?
>>122740524
toss transexual maniacs on the list
>>122740781
Maybe Togashi is afraid of trucks, like how Araki is afraid of cats.
>>122740964
Wait did you actually take that post seriously?
>>122741029
Wait... that's not Spinzaku at all...
>>122741029
Why the fuck was that trucking going about 70 downtown?
>>122740993
Trying way too hard to fit in there
>>122741060
What gave you that impression?
>>122737630
I don't like this thread.
>>122741096
Destiny.
>>122740993
Are people honestly still this retarded in the year of our lord 2015?
>>122741029
Is it bad that I laughed at this
It's just so cheesy
>>122741097
>>122741135
How am I wrong?
>>122740402
>>122741029
what animu
>>122740964
>>122740993
Are you both retarded
>>122741157
Why should people move out at the age of 18 without any sort of financial stability just to conform to your biased views about their hometown?
>>122741029
>yusuke wasn't there
>>122741196
Kurokami
>>122741157
You don't choose where you live on an arbitrary basis. I know this is difficult for underage fucks to understand, but everything you do in life costs something, and moving tends to be especially expensive.
So either you are underage retard who calls himself a libertarian, or you are trolling.
>>122740378
>I don't think you even see car accidents in american stories as much as trucks in japanese stuff though
The reason is that Americans usually ride cars. They hardly ever walk or use public transport.
Thus car accidents (while being on the pedestrian/receiving end) are extemely unlikely to happen.
>>122741157
Because maybe he doesn't want to uproot his entire life just to live somewhere that has slightly cheaper rent? Maybe he has a decent enough job that he can easily spend his entire life indoors and not have to deal with california as a whole? Maybe he's so fucking poor like everyone else in california that isn't a baby boomer the only possible way to leave is to either become a career criminal or join the military?
I'll ask again, are you fucking retarded or just trying to fit in? This isn't /pol/ by the way
>Implying truck-kun doesn't want to help by taking you to Neo-Venezia
>>122741239
>>122741224
I lived in California and got my ass out of there as fast as I could.
>>122741196
>>122741238
Kill yourselves.
>>122741241
>walking 5 miles to the store
>walking 5 miles back
>public transportation unavailable
yeah, fuck that. there's a reason we own cars.
>>122738724
HGVs are disproportionately lethal.
Japan's road infrastructure routes heavy traffic through residential and commercial areas, which HGVs are a large part of.
So they feature in manga as a cheap, familiar device for plot.
>>122741297
>only possible way to leave is to either become a career criminal or join the military?
This is so true it hurts
>>122741350
Because your infrastructure is a mess?
>>122741309
Congratulations
>>122741029
HOLY FUCK GOD DAMN I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANTLY TERRIBLE
>>122741309
Glad your parents bought your car for you and supported your ass while you looked for a place to live in another state. Good job, you pulled the winning ticket in life. You should be proud.
truck > maid
>>122741309
>Son of the baby boomer generation
Thanks for being one of the many things that ruined CA permanently. Now all we all have to do is gas everyone in san fran and we'll be on our way
>>122741422
Are you kidding me? I don't even have a car today, and they certainly didn't help me move out of state.
>>122741297
It's not about cheaper rent, it's that the entire culture and legal system are completely fucked there.
>>122737760
guess who get's killed by a truck next.
> Fire truck thread !?
>>122741530
>get's
>not capitalizing sentences
Kill yourself.
>>122741543
I doubt she'd have that same fascination with fire trucks if they were the main cause of truck deaths.
>>122741591
Yeah he should of known better
>>122741613
oops!
>>122740878
Ayy this gif
>>122738724
It's pretty common in Asia for people to jaywalk so someone getting hit by a car could be seen as a normal occurrence depending on the area
>>122741728
Using an unprecedented accident that had no foreshadowing in the plot to conveniently kill a character is a deus ex machina-tier plot device.
>>122741622
she is a death god. where do you think it started to begin with
>>122741838
maybe if they're stupid.
>>122741838
I hope you're not including Japan in that. Literally at least 95% of the population will not jaywalk. And yes, I'm using literally correctly there.
>>122740878
Truck-san, my hero, delivering justice to those bastards.
>>122737630
>mommy bike BSO tier bike
>No helmet
>Low seatpost
>Using an inappropiate bag when cycling
>Not looking to the sides before starting moving
He totally deserved it.
The Japanese Truck is known to inhabit the mysterious roads of Japan and no one really knows how this illusive predator came to be. Once thought to be a myth, these shy and rather titan like creatures often feast on unsuspecting preys, such as the japanese schoolgirl or any weak male that so wanders into the road, to which they use to tackle and devour its prey. Once the Japanese truck locks on its prey, it waits for the signal before approaching at a swift speed, in a furious pursuit to gather a daily feast. Once the prey is captured, the hard working truck will bring the carcass to its younglings, ensuring that they are well fed and too grow to be like their father.
Stay tuned, for another marvelous journey of Japan's wild life, with next week's episode "The Tentacle Monster and its breeding habits"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF7FeNjNjHk
But why trucks? Why not buses or 18 wheelers or just normal fucking cars?
I don't understand Jap truck obsession.
>>122742369
What 18 wheelers?
>>122742109
Jaywalking is literally the easiest thing in the world, just don't be an idiot and you won't wind up dead. You can trust me, I've jaywalked an 8 lane street.
Just think this, "these cars don't have the balls to hit me." You'll be just fine.
>>122742644
driving is easy too, but people still crash from stupidity.
Japanese Truck vs Japanese Cold
Who wins?
>>122743287
Maybe japanese truck are drove by those with the cold, that would explain why they dont even notice they hit something.
>>122742308Truck-san was the bald hoodlum
>>122743287
Japanese truck hits most of the cold but the last bit of the cold gets in the air vents and kills the driver.
Who wins /a/?
>>122743287
Cold storage truck.
>>122741350
Why don't YOU open a store there then? Sounds like a good place.
>>122743602
Truck driver, easily.
>>122743499
I saw that one, too, but the vehicle sensed great evil in the distance and even behind his wheel, broke free, and carried out its duty.
>>122741238
>want to watch this
>almost all who subbed this are gone
>those who aren't don't offer ddls
>not even the germans
welp, guess it's streaming than
>>122741381
Pretty much.
>Americans
>investing money in America
>being smart enough to see a couple of steps ahead
We're going to collapse under our shortsightedness before long.
>>122743795
Tomorrow you will trip down and don't know what to do after that and just die on the ground.
>>122743795
Hurr Durr Durr Durr!
>>122743917
>hello i can't read
>>122743795
Manga had a better plot over the same arcs.
>>122743936
How does that not fulfill your need?
Underrated thread, I'm going to save everything and then eventually post an essay in the future.
>>122741241
>Thus car accidents (while being on the pedestrian/receiving end) are extemely unlikely to happen.
They happen plenty often (fatal hit & runs seem to pop up in my newsfeed at least once a week), but out-of-left-field blameless deaths aren't really terribly popular in American writing anymore, outside of that niche genre of young readers' books designed to acclimatize preteens to the idea of mortality.
>>122743795
How do you know how to breathe even?
>>122744113
Don't you dare post yurus getting hurt.
Does nobody in Japan know to look both ways before crossing the street?
>>122744113
What's the title of this?
>>122744227
No. It gives them motion sickness.
>>122744227
They don't have a concept of right, that's why they read in the opposite direction.
>>122744295
Boku no Google.
>>122743602
a dimension does not exist in which demonbane survives the truck collision
>>122744419
Watashi wa no results, kanben shite kudasai.
>>122746806
Try harder. I'll give you a hint: "yxAcg4u2prfdeT4f+vpK1Q=="
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BFvN-idN1s
>>122747101
After following the archive to a post that was a reply to another post that featured a page from another doujinshi by the same author who I identified via reverse image search I was able to check the list of the author's works for Himawari books for the answer.
Thanks.
>>122747407
And that's what you should have done in the first place.
You're welcome.
>>122740525
Nips are pretty self concerned man
I once read an article(that came along with video proof) about how a child was left on the road to die after getting run over. And not only were there a ton of passerbyers who saw the body and just ignored it there were also some who outright RAN OVER THE BODY again. It look like an hour or some shit for an old lady to call for help.
The guessed main reason for this? Because they thought the victim would try and place the blame for the injury on their savior
>>122747851
>I once read an article(that came along with video proof) about how a child was left on the road to die after getting run over.
That was China.
>>122739027
Theme song for the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBI5EZ476Vs
>>122747897
Ahh
My mistakeI knew I should've typed "Asia" just to generalize
A truck once challenged Onii-Sama.
It was never heard from again.
>>122742109
I'm not, it's more of a China and Korea problem. I know Japan has a lot of designated areas that don't allow a lot of traffic or have it blocked off for pedestrians on certain days.
>>122743287
trains beat both
>>122747897
>>122747851
sauce?
>>122741257
>>122741613
Thanks bro, now I'll never check my truck the same way again.
>>122738706
>not today!
>>122747851
>The guessed main reason for this? Because they thought the victim would try and place the blame for the injury on their savior
It actually happens a lot in China. As morbid as it sounds, they were trying to protect themselves.
So, are japanese truck drivers that bad or is it a cultural meme that sprung up from a handful of famous incidents?
>>122743655
to suggest something that stupid, you must not understand why so many family dinners in the middle of nowhere end up bankrupt & in debt
>>122738152
lol
>>122740761
I cried
>>122741613
ugh I had removed this from my mind, most depressing thing in any media ever
CAGER SCUM
A truck is even strong enough to damage a divine combat android
>160 replies
>no suzuki chan
>>122752520
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Guide to preventing a little girl's death-by-truck:
>create sentient magical artifact capable of absorbing powerful spells
>add regeneration and resurrection magic to the artifact
>add a self-defense program to the artifact
>let the artifact grow to planet-killer powerlevels and absorb additional utility-spells over time
>soul-bond artifact to little girl
Congratulations, she will be protected from the truck now
Potential side-effects:
>crippling atrophy from magic-syphoning effects
>shortened lifespan
>superpowered rampages
>increasing need to absorb mana from living beings
Recommended followup treatment:
>orbital bombardment
>failure to administer followup treatment may lead to planetary destruction
>>122738777
Really can't find this one, may I have the source please? Nothing shows up on iqdb, google or archives except this post.
Did we forget /a/?
>>122741029
I always see in anime those little kids walking about alone, even preschoolers. Is this common in Japan?
I live in a very dangerous city and I remember neither me or my friends were allowed to go to school alone until high school, so 15 or 16 y/o.
And you never see a kid alone here.
Why nobody in Japan does something about evil trucks?
>>122741029
>that QUALITY in the last shot
it's like manga characters are all hearing impaired
trucks are fucking loud, how do you even manage to not notice them
>>122753523
never but hey she's back now
>>122753654
fucking that went in such a different direction then I thought it would
>>122742368
>truck
>not lorry
you got me, though
There should be an anime about a hired killer using truck to kill his victims.
MC is a truck driver, after killer kills his love interest they both have a fight and crush trucks into each other.
>>122741138
>>122741407
It was hilariously slapstick in execution. It wouldn't be unfitting to through a comical HONK HONK when she got hit
>>122754462
It'd be like No More Heroes, a association of truck drivers who kill oblivious girls crossing the road for plot purposes. They are hired to give people tragic backstories. Occasionally they fight with trucks.
>>122742328
he also stole the bike
>>122737760
guess i just spoiled myself the novel i'm currently reading
take my hand please
>>122754462
They could call him the Ice Truck Killer.
>>122753654
Japan pls. You made autonomous robots but still hasn't touched autonomous truck robots?
>>122755672
The robot uprising will be paved in the blood of Japanese schoolgirls.
