Why isn't Saber you're waifu?
Because she's my Kingu.
Because Fate girls are really low-tier and Rei is much better than Saber.
Because I can't cook.
>>122573592
But she is, anon.
>>122573516
Because some of us have taste.
That said out of the main heroines Rin is clearly the best. She's just a more interesting character and has the best relationship with Shirou.
I'm not a cuck.
I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic
(What? What?) Magic (uh huh uh huh)
I got the magic stick
>>122573516
Because I already have a swordswoman who used to have a dick as mai waifu.
>>122573516
KING OF CUCKS no thanks
>HF Route
>Best Shirou
>Best Kotomine
>Best Illya
>Best Rin
>Best Sakura
>Best Rider
Other routes are you even trying
>>122573516
I didn't vote for you.
>>122573798
True. 'Cuck' implies you were getting some in the first place.
>>122573958
Looks like it's time to put you faggots in your place.
>>122573516
>Why isn't Saber you're waifu?
>Why is not Saber you are waifu?
>Saber you are waifu
>wut
>Implying you can be cucked in a sham marriage
90% of /a/ confirmed for idiots without a dictionary.
>>122574023
lurk more
>cucked
>Coalburner
Into the trash it goes.
>>122573932
>best shirou
>not UBW
I'll give you the rest though.
Her bull loves her.
Had another cheeky wank to the King again lads
I'm here to have a cheeky wank to the cuck
>>122574186
Saber is a cuck -> draw Saber with black people
Would anyone care to explain this thought pattern?
Saber is the taste of patricians.
So obviously, most of the newfags/underage that make up new-/a/ waifu someone else.
Why is Saber such a coalburner?
I fucking love knight girls and the "new to love" girl who slowly warms up to a man after some social backwardness but fuck do I hate Saber
>>122574263
It's bait. Whatever passes for a 'thought pattern' on /b/? That's what it is here.
>>122574356
Coalburner? She looks nothing like the Iron Girder.
Saber's so stupid you might be even able to trick her into going out with you.
>>122574507
That train is a metaphor for what will happen to her cooch.
>>122574449
Go back to /v/.
>>122573516
Because she's boring shit.
>>122574583
Go back to the Saber subreddit
>>122573516
>you're waifu
>>122573954
You don't vote for kings!
>>122573516
Saber is the most boring Type-Moon
>>122574617
being this of a faggot
>>122574622
Well how'd you become king then?
>Saberfags got so butthurt they made a reddit for their cucked king
I love my king.
I really don't get these anons who basically hand their waifu around like the common whore.
>>122573516
take that shitty plain slut away.
>>122574731
They get off on seeing Saber have sex with superior Black men.
>Saber-haters
>Newfags dropping buzzwords posting shock-images
Of course.
>>122574698
The Lady of The Lake, her arm clad in the purest, shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water. Signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I'm your King!
>>122574793
I've hated her since the day I read Fate
>>122574800
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
>>122574793
Stay triggered, cuckboi. Take your coalburner and get lost.
>>122573516
>Having a slut for a waifu
>>122573516
She is too damn boring.
>>122574818
>I know who it was who wrote a post on an anonymous imageboard
>CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK CUCK
>COALTRAIN COALTRAIN COALTRAIN
>BORING SHIT NIGGER REDDIT
It's like I'm really on /b/.
>>122573954
Why does most british humor derive from people dying or losing their jobs or otherwise having their lives critically damaged?
>>122573713
this
>>122574852
How is Saber a Slut? She only sleeps with one guy. That's less then any of the other characters.
>mfw Saber is the most disgusting disloyal cunt in Fate who would fuck a monkey
>>122574901
Doesn't look lie a proper coal train though.
She went from fucking farm animals to zoo animals. The king is going up in the world, mates.
>>122574928
Why does most american humor derive from fart jokes, one liners and laugh tracks?
>>122573516
Because Jeanne is.
>>122575092
Why is all Japanese humor manzai
How much BBC can her cunny take?
> Saber is the KING OF CUCKS
>Rin PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY
>Sakura PUFFS UP WITH WORMS
>Illya has an appointment with DR. GILGAMESH
Reminder that by process of elimination, all Fate shitposters areCasterfags.
because Arcade Bumstead is my waifu. from Porkeslope Turkyhandle.
![CD Plywood [Desktop Resolution].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/URfGD4L.jpg "CD Plywood [Desktop Resolution].jpg")
>>122573516
I prefer plywood. It's more interesting and actually useful.
Slut
I want /pol/ tostay.
>>122575164
But Caster is a Ukrainian Bumpkin who needs to go back to her collective farm.
>Karen threads
>>122575043
>implying you know what you're talking about
Even if you were right that doesn't change anything, the picture does have a good point.
>>122575164
As if there even was anyone infatuated with that vile knife-eared wench.
>>122575269
Enjoying the trainwreck?
>>122575335
maybe
just making sure you aren't dead
>>122575467
Watching /a/ shit itself over nothing is too much fun to let go.
>>122573516
Because Best Girl is obviously Rider.F/SN Rider or F/Z Rider. Take your pick
>>122574846
fuck off back to /v/, they accept people for the retards they are I heard
>>122575164
That's why Taiga is the best.
>>122575448
The word you're looking for is boring doormat.
>>122575551
Not when Rin is part of the cast
>>122573516
Because Medusa exists.
>>122575542
Looks like you'll fit in well with your poor punctuation and capitalisation.
>>122575448
>She's a good role model for women.
Maybe, but being the King of Britain coming out of a civil war might change things, don't you think?
>>122575551
so that's the truth.
>>122573516
>Wanting someone else to waifu that slut
You should be happy only you want her, all 2 of you.
>>122575625
>caring about punctuation and capitalisation
>on an anonymoose chinese image board
it was my privilege to trigger you
>>122575551
that's not rin
>>122573516
Because having a waifu is pointless
>>122576011
Fuck off slut
>>122575988
Especially if she goes and fucks black guys behind your back.
>>122575966
>>122573516
Whore.
Rin taught Saber how to cuck.
Touko a best
>>122576166
>That doujin where she has to help Rin with debt
Fate girls are such cum guzzling whores.
>>122573516
Rin a best, fuck that boring slut.
>>122575966
glorious
>>122576259
Dayum, you're going to make me change my opinions on Saber.
>>122575966
>>122576102
>>122576265
What is that? I'm scared to click blind links to webm
>>122576166
But Rin's a virgin who knows no men.
Rin is love. Saber is a disgusting cuck who knows how to please a man.
>>122575791
>not caring about punctuation and capitalization at all times
>especially on an anonymous Chinese image board where your words are the only thing people have to judge you by
Have fun being taken seriously by absolutely no one.
Because her son is my waifu.
>>122576194
DIRTY RED
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>>122576358
Fate/Zero king's banquet with Monty Python voice overs.
>>122576358
If you like Monty Python, you'll like it.
>>122576388
Rin knows how to please men and women though.
>>122573592
This.
>>122576388
>Using maymays to prove a point.
>>122576416
Hating Saber is the new meme. Get it while it's hot.
How can anyone like a disgusting foil wrench like her?
-Shit king
-Couldn't lead her people
-Couldn't get her knights to behave
-Send one of her knights on a suicide mission
-One of her knights cuckolds her and she just turns the other cheek instead of laying down discipline
Go home, little girl. Let the big boys handle the throne while you handle the dick.
>>122576422
Fuck off you cuck
>>122576364
I believe she is quite familiar with old men.
>>122576358
It's on /wsg/, how bad could it be?
You think Louie would love Saber if he read the VN? I'm sure he'd be able to relate with her on many points.
>>122576416
Is "The King of NTRed people" better?
>>122576659
Why is he the King of Cucks? He's said that White people have it easy and some day we'll pay for it, but how does that = cuckoldry?
>>122576616
Rin is the only pure heroine
>>122576728
A Heroine who jumps into bed with a woman the first chance she gets.
>>122576720
>Saber's mouth and jaw are so out of place from all the Black cock
Poor little white girl.
>>122576728
Who pleases old men for money of course.
>>122576790
If only that cuck slut wasn't so easy.
saber pleases black men for grails.
>>122573516
Because I like my waifu to have a character.
>>122576892
>I like to have my waifu's character spoonfed to me
Go away, gaymer scum.
>Memes everywhere
>Buzzwords everywhere
>People thinking the word 'shit' constitutes an argument
Are high schools letting out for spring break already?
>>122576892
>I can't into understand character
>>122576389
have fun, just kidding, kill yourself because I didn't read a single word of that piece of shit wall of text, not that anyone gives a shit about it anyway so I'll reply to make your miserable life better
>>122576976
Ayanami Rei and Nagato Yuki are one thing, but Saber's character is literally kings don't have time for girl things.
>>122576976
>I like dull shit
If I wanted a blonde woman from Nasuverse as a waifu, it'd have to be Arcueid or Jeanne.
Saber's just too stoic.
>>122576958
You guys should all retreat to your Saber subreddit
>>122573516
She's a tool, not you're waifu.
even if its being used ironic can we fuck off with this cuck word
>>122576416
I think the anime subs described Saber as one.
I love you /a/,i didn't want to make an entire thread about it so i chose the top bumped thread.I love you /a/. I love you.
>>122577293
Fuck off faggot
Never forget that Saberfags got so butthurt in the Fall that they made a reddit.
>>122574186
>>122574356
What the fuck? There's more of this? I didn't think this was that prevalent in Japan.
>>122577337
They did? How would you even know in the first place?
>>122577378
>NTR
Japs love that shit and make doujins of old men and faceless brown people.
>>122577416
They posted the links on /a/. Search the archives for the date of the link posted. It was in one of those wake up Saber threads.
>>122577422
Men in Japan are decidedly more tan than their women. That's why they draw faceless brown people. It's just these drawings are very rare. I didn't really think there were more of it than a one-off.
I want to fuck Saber's footpussy!
>>122577337
I feel rather bad that my waifu will never be popular enough to get a dedicated forum anywhere.
>>122577474
I remember that
and reminder that you can make a subreddit for any fucking waifu why is this such a big deal
>>122576976
You obviously can't if you think that Saber's character is anything more than otaku stereotypes pilled on top of each other.
>>122577511
>no stockings
Dropped
>>122577653
That's all type-moon girls though.
>>122577511
Get in line. Tyrone and the boys go first.
>>122573516
Because she's shit.
>>122577700
I never said otherwise. I just answered OP's question.
>Implying Saberfags exist
>>122578228
Japan has stepped up their English skills on 4chan then.
What with the saber is a cuck thing?
>>122578269
What?
>>122578269
They'll never get behind the Panda Image of Mystery
>/pol/fags ruining Saber.
For what reason? What has she actually done (i.e. canon) that would rustle your ultra right-wing sentiments?
>>122578272
An anon likes to remind them.
>>122578272
Read the Arthurian legends and you'll see why.
>>122578496
Is /pol/ the new bogeyman?
>>122578496
It's Rinfags and Sakurafags getting revenge for "Rin pleases old men for money" and "Sakura is a wormslut". They're trying to make Saber into a cuckslut just like Rin and Sakura.
>>122578551
>XIDF
Back to /pol/
>>122578617
It's a pretty old boogeyman.
>>122578651
So once they've achieved that are they going to go after Ilya?
>>122578617
>new
Are you new, perhaps? It's pretty old.
Is this the NTR thread?
I wish my waifu Saber would tie me to her bed and have sex with black men while forcing me to watch.
How fast will all the white boys drop Saber once they find out she's a coalburner? Do you think it will drive Jack to the brink of death?
>>122578788
You are beyond retarded if you think that any IDF actualy gives a fuck about what autistic nerds on anime image board think.
>>122578706
She's too pureThey already have anon
>>122578788
No, it's the Reptilians doing it.
>>122579022
You might be the only person around who still cares about that scene though.
>>122579059
Go to sleep, Alex Jones.
>>122578772
>2011
>Pretty old
Fucking neo /a/.
>>122579064
Just wait until the ufotable version comes out
It's going to be spammed to hell and back
>>122579131
I am prepared. Dr.Gil can bring it when he's ready!
>>122579131
So? You know that scene from the VN already. There's nothing they can do to make it shocking.
>>122573516
Because I already have RIn and I don't like shitty doormats
>>122579218
I just hope they make it so playing it backwards will be as hilarious as it was before
>>122579233
Rin fucked that shitty doormat and liked it.
>>122579273
You should project yourself a tinfoil hat.
>>122579126
It's old enough for it to be stupid to ask
>is this new
Also
>new /a/
>a-am I fitting in yet?
>>122579273
Your tinfoil hat is a bit loose.
They might get you
>>122579022
Back to med school
>>122579293
She had to fake it.
>>122579366
Shirou faked it too.
>>122579273
Go buy more tinfoil you paranoid retard.
This can't be shitty trolls trying to piss people off; it must be a Jewish conspiracy!
>>122579361
I really want to see something where Gil is in a Grey's Anatomy type show and he keeps fucking up surgeries and pulling shit out the Gate of Babylon to cover himself.
Gil's Anatomy, coming soon to a TV channel near you.
>>122579329
If you don't believe neo /a/ is real you're lying to yourself. The 2010/2011 fall in quality doesn't even compare to how shitty /a/ got late 2013.
That's why /pol/ should be deleted. It obviously doesn't work as a containment board. Instead it's like a cancerous tumor that keeps metastasizing to the rest of the site.
>>122579392
Everyone has to fake it when having sex with Saber
>>122579429
Yes goyim. Hate the eternal jew. Focus yourself on him.
And then the reptilians will strike you and you won't even know what happened.
>>122579458
"How could I know a doctor in Theoretical Jobbing didn't let me perform surgery?"
>>122579429
The gaijin are falling for it.
>>122579485
/pol/ has no idea of who the fuck Saber is. They wouldn't target one particular character.
>>122573837
50 fucking Saber when?
>>122579525
Shouldn't that be 'Doctorate'?
>>122575966
Fucking gold.
>having a waifu at all
>>122579548
You don't get it. It's you that should fuck off. (The Saber trolls should too, but you're the one who is spouting retarded conspiracy theories.)
>>122579589
Gil couldn't finish med school, of course he doesn't know it's spelled like that
>>122579640
So how did he get into Fuyuki Grace Hospital then?
>>122579590
Fuck off /pol/tard. Spend your time more constructively; e.g. trying to preserve the purity of your precious bodily fluids.
I can already taste that second sip of that cup already. ~
Soonâ„¢
>>122579640
Charisma A
>>122579661
>>122579721
>>122579485
Then each and every non-pol board would become /pol/2.0.
>>122579716
Don't you have to go job somewhere?
>>122579772
He sweet Talked his way into a Medical Internship only to realize he knew jack shit about saving lives?
>>122579798
Just ban all those retards that try that and they'll eventually migrate to another site.
>>122579815
Careful they don't track you down and circumcise you in your sleep.
>>122579816
AT LEAST HE TRIES.
>>122579816
He just wanted to be good for once
>>122579943
I guess that's why he's Chaotic Good
>>122575966
fucking saved
>>122579887
>implyying he isn't already circumcized to prevent jews from hiding in the foreskin
>>122579895
>Kotomine: "Doctor Gil! There is a girl at the Einzbern Castle that requires an emergency heart surgery, and there aren't any other doctors available!"
>Gilgamesh: "You hear that? I finally have a chance to show the rest my medical expertise! Let's go, Shinji! This time I can't fuck up!
>Shinji: "Why am I working as your assistant again."
>>122573516
because she's boring
>>122580220
Takeuchi doesn't think so. And that's all that matters.
>>122579816
>>122580206
>Gil rips out Illya's heart
>SHINJI YOU IDIOT *laugh track plays*
>Nurse Leysritt walks in to see how things are going
>In a panic Gil shoves Illya's heart into Shinji so no one will notice
>Tumors start to sprout out of Shinji's body without Gil realizing
>laugh track plays as Gil tries to explain what happened to Illya to Liz while Shinji transforms into cancer grail in the background
>>122580360
>The creator doesn't think his character is boring or uninteresting
Whoa! Stop the presses!
>>122580451
Gil's Anatomy is the best show we'll never see.
>>122580491
W-would there be real shots of Gil's anatomy?
>>122580451
Gil's anatomy would be a hit. I know it.
>>122573516
Is there a download somewhere for all the sprites/art of the game?
>>122580495
>this "subtle" shill
>>122580521
The Time Gil was paged in at 3AM for an operation and forgot his scrubs, and had to do the operation without 'protection'.
>>122580495
How about you go back there?
>>122580569
I would help you but sadly you like the cuck king.
>>122580495
How could I seriously argue with someone who thinks that the Jews are out to defame a genderswapped version of King Arthur as part of a conspiracy to destroy the West?
Go and hide in a bunker without internet access.
>>122580672
>the Jews are out to defame a genderswapped version of King Arthur as part of a conspiracy to destroy the West
IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE? DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL.
>>122580672
>the Jews are out to defame a genderswapped version of King Arthur as part of a conspiracy to destroy the West?
The Jews have gone TOO FAR this time.
>>122580672
>the Jews are out to defame a genderswapped version of King Arthur as part of a conspiracy to destroy the West?
It all makes sense now
>>122574004
>gets rekt
>gets mad
>>122581032
>I've never read the Arthurian legends
>>122580451
Why are you sperglords copying and pasting the same posts in two active threads? You literally just posted that shit three minutes beforehand.
>>122580467
Good job missing the point
>>122581119
Probably something along the lines of
>muh replies
>>122574004
>Saber cucked 4
>that autistically dedicated to forcing a meme for a character you don't like
>>122581287
Not as autistic as creating a subreddit for a character, because you were bullied on 4chan.
>>122581348
Do you honestly believe that all the saberfags migrated to reddit just because a random poster told you so?
>>122580672
>the Jews are out to defame a genderswapped version of King Arthur as part of a conspiracy to destroy the West?
I FUCKING KNEW IT
>>122581423
>all
No. I said created not that they all vanished.
>>122581478
I don't think they were from here - probably BL or some other forum, or just from a different part of leddit. That seems much more likely.
I want to fuck Caster!
>>122582777
Nice repeating digits though I can't share your enthusiasm for Ukranian bumpkins.
>>122582777
First you have to marry her.
>>122582777
So what was the deal with Caster in HF? Why did she kill Souchiro Sama?
>>122583238
He cheated on her.
>>122583168
I'll annex her crimea, if you get my meaning
>>122582777
Did this artist make a Rider version?
Daily reminder that Sabercucks are literally the most autistic posters on /a/.
>>122574356
I don't remember this one.
>>122574705
great meme friend
>>122583460
>calling people autistic posters
>using memes
good example
