Choose, rank, discuss.
One of them makes you an immortal loli who can do whatever you want, one of them lets you serve your waifu, the rest are garbage in comparison.
The real question is how much you would be willing to sacrifice just for a chance to be around the one you love in person. Which for me would come down to how hectic life as a lolivamp is.
Butler for a rich and beautiful ojou-sama because I'm a submissive beta bitch.
>>121758781
What if my waifu is the lolivamp?
Yes, ma'am! is the only choice for me.
>>121759053I hope you're doing ok after that mean anon called you're waifu 2nd worst 2hu earlier.
>>121759188
That happens every time and I don't really care.
Calling Remilia the 2nd worst 2hu (and her sister the worst) is just an old meme from /jp/, probably due to them being so popular with secondary fans. Obviously not everyone likes her, but she's one of the most popular 2hus, so I'm content with knowing that many people love her.
>Mecha Pilot
Sounds awesome would problably choose as a first priority
>Hips Moving On Their Own
I wouldn't mind being socially retarded, if it meant I could put my dick in illegal.
>I wanna be the very best
If I don't have a shot at the league, what's the point? At least make it fair.
>Get A Potato Chip And Eat It
The detective that would chase me, would problably fast be known as the most retarded guy in the police force ever. I'm stupid as shit.
Pokemon, even if you are a nobody you can still have fun.
>No option to be Goku
Dropped
I always wanted to be rich and of supreme purity, so I choose Gokigenyou. I also am in the the best position to steal the waifus of those Yes Ma'am Betas as I am in the same social circles as them.
>>121758448
I'm not gay so mecha pilot. Only 2 real options there.
>>121758448
hips moving on their own
are the other options even trying?
>>121759444
This.
Can't decide between ranma and overpowered loli
>>121759296
>If I don't have a shot at the league, what's the point?
>implying anyone in the Pokéworld knows shit about metagame.
I will make my way to the champion with my priority Roar Riolu and Stealth Rocks/Spikes Forretress.
Overpowered loli. I'll go find the anon who posts after me, and turn him into my servant.
>>121759602
dibs
>>121759296
>>121759404
>>121759412
>>121759444
>>121759477
>>121759499
>picking any of these over fucking immortality (+ super powers)
>>121759282
I'm sorry such a terrible joke exists.
>>121759573
But anon, roar has -6
>>121758448
>not becoming a vampire loli and whore yourself
>>121758448
Can I become loli mecha pilot in catsuit so tight it feels like I'm wearing nothing at all? If not, then Overpowered Lolicard.
Wait. I can be a mecha pilot AND I get a better mecha the better I get at piloting?!
I'll take Overpowered Loli
>>121759630
>But anon, roar has -6
>He doesn't know about Hammer Time Riolu
I will make sure to wear my Amulet Coin when I battle you, silly anon.
>>121758448
If it weren't for the OHOHOHO stuff my life would be close to Gokigenyoumy life became a yuri on New Years
>>121759573
We might not have pro pokemon knowledge when we enter the world of pokemon. But making it impossible to reach the top seems a bit unfair.
Mega Lucario sweeper > All
>>121759630
I will come find you tonight /a/non. Look forward to it.
Either a Pokemon master or an ugly rapist
>>121758448
Hips Moving On Their Own looks fun, but whenever I'm not masturbating I'm actually against rape so I'll pass on that. Unlimited Imouto Works and >not being a loli are both great but lack any sort of sexuality, so I'll go with Gokigenyoualso I prefer peaceful life, so the rest aren't interesting
Yes, ma'am allows you to enter any 2D world with a ojou-sama character in it.
The text doesn't require you to choose your waifu, so people without a waifu could choose any rich ojou-sama, like Remilia to get to Gensokyo, Nagi to get into the Hayateverse, Luvia to get into the Prisma Ilya world, the possibilities are endless.
>>121759711
OP's pic doesn't imply anywhere that it's impossible to reach the top.
>>121759703
Prankster only increases it by one though, it's still +5.
Is there some showderp set here I'm unaware of? I've been gone for way too long.
>picking anything but loli or overpowered loli
>>121759787
Anon has a moral when he doesn't have his dick in his hands. How cute
I'd like more infos on the little girl option. Can I be a neet loli living alone thanks to an infinite amount of money?
Gokingenyou otherwise.
>>121759860
Actually, it only applies to my own dick being enlarged, so I could have another man's dick in my hands and still have a moralnot yours though, if it was yours I would be hard
>>121759852
>Yes, ma'am allows you to enter any 2D world with a ojou-sama character in it.
"While you don't beat the League," - Cannot beat league, you cannot rise to the top as the champion Lance.
>>121759787
>Unlimited Imouto Works lack any sort of sexuality,
UIW doesn't forbide sex, though.
>>121759855
>enemies
>battles
Loli shouldn't fight.
>>121759911
>Actually, it only applies to my own dick being enlarged.
That's exactly what I said.
>Anon has a moral when he doesn't have his dick in his hands.
>>121759931
That's... a good point. Perhaps I was hasty
>>121759630
The Ojou-Sama is implied to be basically immortal as long as she manages to be in the Student Council. As I know the series pretty well I think I would be an easy feat for me+ it gets easier with every new circle. As for the super powers, I don't need that shit. Being filthy rich and refined as fuck is all I want.
>>121759765
You can easily be both. Police in the Pokemon world isn't really that competent and as a Pokemon Master you have the power to fight every enemy into submission
hips
immortal doesn't mean shit if there are too many downsides
>>121758448
Choose the world of Pokemon and Kalos as my region. Along the course of my journey stop Team Flare and free Yveltal from their clutches. After I completely crush the Pokemon League I track down Hoopa and have him open dimensions to conquer worlds powerless to defend themselves one after the other with the Legendary Pokemon of death and destruction. Crush Xerneas at some point and obtain immortality from his power.
Now I can choose any world with my own rules. Thanks, OP.
>>121758448
overpowered loli
>not being a loli
and genderbending being tied a close second
unlimited imouto works is good too though
>>121759854
Copycat
>>121759925
No, man.
"While you don't beat the beat the League, x happens." Or "Until you beat the league, x happens".
>>121760004
>After I completely crush the Pokemon League
But the text says you'll always fail there. You can't just take half of the option and ignore the other half.
>>121758448
Ojousamas or princesses doing their servants is a fetish of mine. I wouldn't pick that option though. The risk of getting NTRd is way too high.
Probably the overpowered loli, even through I'm not much of a fighter.
Its the only thing I ever wanted
>>121758448
Can I use my imoutos to overpopulate the planet?
Mecha pilot if you're a man
pokemon master or death note if you're a manchild who wants to have fun
hips if you're into that stuff
fags pick the rest
>>121758448
>Hips are moving on their own
it's a straight upgrade, nothing can go wrong.
Entering the pokemon world through the last option means you will have to work as a butler, but you won't have the restriction of not being able to win the league and not noticing the pokegirls.
Mecha pilot is guaranteed death
Vamp is probably one of the best choices unless you're super attached to your penis.
Just find a nice place to live with no windows, fuck up anybody who ties to fight you since you're OP.
>>121760079
>Generation VI
>Copycat no longer receives increased priority if a Pokémon with the Ability Prankster uses a move with decreased priority.
Though you could go to Unova where this rule doesn't apply I guess.
>>121760212
>fags pick immortality and superpowers
>men ride machines for no reason until they die
No anon, you're the faggot. If you want to fly and shoot shit you can do so as a vamp.
>>121760312
yes and?
overpowered loli
It's a good thing pokémon has its own board by the way.
>>121760339
Just don't toy with them, you will end up dead very quickly.
>>121760362
>immortality and superpowers
overrated, especially super powers
>>121758448
Torn between overpowered loli and >not being a loli.
I guess overpowered loli
though I'd also want to be a butler serving said overpowered loli.
>>121760381
With immortality you could build mechas eventually and not die even if you are killed
>so many anons chose the vampire loli
It will be a long night shift tonight.
Does "Yes ma'am!" mean I get to stay with her all my life? Because there is a girl I madly love and I want to be with her as much as I can :3
Genderbending ability, no question.
>>121758448
Overpowered loli, Gokigenyo and >not being a loli are the best ones, though I'd probably get the Gokigenyou.
>>121760571
Get killed, not die. How?
>>121758448
>no "Be a trap" option
Death Note. I could probably get away with it with my IQ, but the detective wouldn't be able to catch me with that IQ.
>>121758448
>not being a loli is the best option
Being overpowered is boring.
The very best and genderbend. Live as a woman and has sex with other pokegirls and pokemons.
Can you choose one of the anons who turned into a vampire loli as mistress for yes, ma'am?
Vampire lolis are usually ojou-samas.
>>121758448
>Genderbending
While the idea of becoming a sex toy and having my group of friends fucking me sounds nice, I'd rather pick another.
>Mecha
While guareenteed death is certain, I'd actually pick this one. I've always had a thing for mechas.
>UIW
The feeling of having an imouto would be lost as you age, so nope.
>Hips Moving
Tempting, but now you're fucking 3DPD
>Overpowered Loli
Also tempting, if mecha wasn't on this list I'd pick this.
>Ash
Pokemon gets boring
>Gokigenyou
Nope
>Death Note
I'll get arrested in no time, so nope.
>Loli
I'm not pure enough
>Oujosama
This would be my third option
>>121758448
That thing is shit
What ar the downsides to becoming a gender bender?
>Attractive in male form so you can fuck bitches
>Attractive in female form so you can get nerds to buy you stuff
>The condition for genderbending is easily controlable
Hips moving on their own, of course.
>>121760617
>Dying when you are killed
>>121760571
Won't matter
takes everything good about piloting it and fighting in a war with other mechs
plus if you were immortal that's be the same as having super powers in the middle of battle even if you were shit at piloting it you could just jump from mech to mech
>>121760422
If super powers are overrated than mecha piloting is far more so.
You don't have to use them for dumb reasons.
And it isn't inescapable immortality, you can die whenever you want, or you can live to see the day man fights with mechs like anon said.
>>121760494
As a vamp you can do lewd things without turning back, you are immune to being kidnapped/raped but have the option if you want, and mostly you can do so for thousands of years.
>>121760752
I'll treat you right anon.
>>121760757
Pregnancy and STD risk.
>I'd like to throw my life away to sit and pull levers for a bit
The people saying mecha are just 1-2 people samefagging right?
Overpowered loli, being a normal loli or being a butler of thy waifu best choice.
>>121760752
Only if you are willing to be a battle butler and have tasty blood. Type 0 preferred.
>>121760937
Not throwing your life away if you're doing something you love
>>121760202
As long as you can raise them. If you>>121760202
>implying you will be able to raise them all
>>121760937
I dont think I'd particularly like to live all that long in the other scenarios either, so it works out
>>121761188
If you have to raise them wouldn't they be more of your daughters than imoutos
captcha: cumee
All those with taste know that gokigenyou is the only option.
>>121760871
>either existing in anime
Nips have realized babies come from the stork.
>>121761258
It would be if it wasn't yuri-only.
>>121761325
>wanting cocks
Disgusting.
Where the fuck is becoming a 2hu?
>>121758448
Mecha pilot no doubt.
I just want to break shit and be awesome.
>>121761367
>not wanting to be mind broken by cocks
Faggot.
>>121758448
Mecha pilot for sure. At least, something useful.
>>121761258
You're an idiot. I could get literally everything besides mecha in Pokemon. You faggots are settling for less rather than just doing work to get the others.
My waifu is an oujousama and has no love interests.
"Yes, ma'am!" all the way.
>>121761440
>not wanting to be mind broken by a dominant onee-sama
Faggot
I want to be a large breasted onee-san with wide hips.
>>121761500
>wanna be the best
>never actually able to be the best
That option is terrible. You are literally setting yourself up for a life of failure.
>>121761491
>usefull
>dying in a war you created
You could do more with the death note and far more with vamp powers.
>>121761554
Tongues are just fake penises.
>>121758448
>Pokemon sounds great
>oblivious to love and opposite sex
>can't win at anything
>end up dead and alone without having achieved anything.
oh, can I bang the pokemon?
>>121761598
>We all have wet fake penises squirming around in our mouths at all time
FUCKING LEWD
>>121761562
It said while you're unable to beat the league you won't be able to notice girls. People who aren't retarded would hunt down Legendaries and sweep the entire championship with literal gods at their command. That's also an opportunity to go mad with power after getting a harem whether or not you're a male.
