Who killed him /a/?

>>121560693
This was after he spiked her curry with truth telling serum, I assume.

>>121560693
"cow tits" Is this a conventional Japanese metaphor, or was it westernized?

>>121560868

Japan coined the term 'Cow Tits', Umineko started it. Blame DEEN.

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>>121560693
Since swords weren't the murder weapon, at least that clears Mai.

>>121560868
It's a localization.

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>>121560784
That was Macaron, but it was probably Tiramie's idea and he supplied the drugs

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And here we have a lineup of potential suspects

>>121560894
I can't identify the final kanji, but the rest of the phrase written there is:
犯人は乳 (Hannin wa nyuu), which literally means "The culprit has breast-"

It's not the kanji for cow though, and since Vivid subs generally took liberties with the translation (e.g. "itch the ditch") we can be pretty confident it's a localization.

>>121561368
Those liberties provided a kickstart for many great images however.

>>121561368
the last kanji means bag.

"boob bags" is a slang for big breast women in japan.

>>121561403
I'm not condemning them, merely stating a fact.

>>121561421
Ah, OK. Thanks for the info.

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Yarrr, dat be da dreaded pirate-queen

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>>121561421
More accurately, it refers to being able to tell the shape of breasts even though they're covered in clothes, which would require there to be "bag" for the breasts sewed into the clothes. Of course, that would only work with big breasts.

>>121560894
When did Umineko every say it?

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>>121561566

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>>121560693
there are no cows in amagi brilliant park, silly.

>>121561660

Slice up those cow tits of yours and get me a sandwich

>>121560693
taiga

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>You'll never have a PJ party with Sento, Muse, and Latifa

>>121562740
Don't care about the other two, but Latifa is the cutest.

>>121562740
I would rather have a shitposting party with salama