You wake up the next day and you become your waifu, what do you do?
>Don't have a waifu
>>120977896
Spend the whole day in front of a mirror looking at how cute and beautiful I have become. Also, wear cute dresses!
masturbate
>>120977896
Buy a new fridge
Pee on it
Masturbate.
Then figure out how to travel dimensions so I can become my (old me) waifu.
>praise the lord
>make fun of other girls for being so fucking ugly
>tease and blueball /a/nons
>find cute loli as a lover
>>120977896
Look for myself and make him a lucky man
Admire myself
Throw away my puritywith my old self.
>>120977896
Which one?
>>120977896
Furiously give myself the finger.
>>120978601
That said, I wouldn't want to be my waifu. I'd rather be Shinka, who is nothing like her. Some girls are better as waifus while others are better as self-inserts.
>>120977896
In her or our world? Because without her combat skills I probably wouldn't last long in her place.
Wonder what happened to the old me
>>120979339
I assumed your new body was the old you. You get to keep your memories and shit.
>>120979423
Then what happened to my waifu? Is she kil?
>>120979477
More like shoved out of existence.
I never asked for this.
