Die Deutsche Kriegsmarine Edition
Spinoff anime wann?
After best bongous.
Would the anime be better with a Transformers crossover?
>>120645093
>>120645291
>Kriegsmarine
It'll be U-boat collection for the most part. Germans don't have that many destroyers to go through, let along cruisers.
WW1 high sea fleet got scuttled so they don't count.
>>120645093
Is it just me, or only a few artists realize that Prinz Eugen is pretty damn huge for even heavy cruisers. She wasn't that small even when compared to Bismarck side by side.
poi!
>>120645093
Superior German engineering
>>120645536
Which is probably why she got confused for a Bismarck class ship a few times.
>>120645093
I'm Polish and I find this offensive.
Are boatgirls human?
>>120645536
She's a big girl
>>120645587
No one cares.
>>120645562
oy gevalt
>>120645587
>>120645606
>Polish
You didn't have much of a navy. gb2 your Polish corridor.
>>120645536
Prinz Eugen was literally a down-scaled Bismark. Remember that Hood and Prince of Wale initially opened fire at Prinze Eugen having her mistaken as Bismark
>>120645589
In the anime canon: yes, but they have ship souls due to reincarnation and have magical ship powers.
>>120645650
I know how this doujin ends
>>120645093
Kancolle is shit but damn the porn that comes out of it is great.
>>120645587
Look on the bright side.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_destroyer_Z1_Leberecht_Maass
>On 3 September 1939, Z1 Leberecht Maass and Z9 Wolfgang Zenker took part in an attack on the Polish ships Gryf and Wicher in Gdynia harbour. The Poles replied effectively and forced the German destroyers to make evasive maneuvers and to lay a smoke screen to throw off the aim of the Polish gunners. Leberecht Maass was hit in the superstructure by a 152-millimeter (6.0 in) shell from the coast defense battery at Hel that killed four crewmen and wounded another four men. Lütjens ordered the action broken off 40 minutes later as the German fire was ineffective.
>>120645093
It's "deutschen", you fucking idiot. You blew it, imaginary people fucker. Go learn a language.
>>120645587
Back to World of Tanks with you
>>120645587
I'm Polish andjesteś pojebany
>>120645729
Why so mad about mistyping a single letter?
>>120645687
Yeah
Mad that he didn't get to see some hole digging action at the beach in the anime
>>120645921
Why do Germans dig holes at the beach?
>>120645729
>>120645814
Wir wissen nicht Deutsch sprechen.
>>120645944
The only thing a German actually knows is how to work, so when put in an area where you are supposed to have fun, they will find work that they can do.
best pocket battleship
>>120645944
http://www.thelocal.de/20100922/30013
>German tourist rescued from self-dug hole on Spanish beach
>>120645959
Wir sprechen keine deutshen
>>120645944
All Germans are descended from Mole People. This is their way of communing with their ancestral heritage.
>>120646021
Yes I know about that, but why do they do it?
>>120645587
Gas yourself you kike.
>>120646021
I cant believe I read that with a strait face.
>>120646036
I'd dig a hole into Z1.
>>120646085
I'd like to fill up Z1's hole
>>120645729
You're wrong.
>>120645729
How come?
>>120646072
>strait
Don't remind them, they might get an Akagi Switch like reaction.
>>120646072
Now you're thinking Deutsche.
>>120645587
What do you think of boobs on DDs?
>>120646036
This fucking doujin is cute as fuck.
Needs more Scharnhorst, Gneisenau, and Tirpitz. And for all the shit Yamato and Musashi get, Tirpitz should get triple.
>>120645944
Their instincts tell them they have to build foxholes as soon as they find themselves on a foreign beach.
>>120646152
gross
>>120646194
Tirpitz > Hotel by the virtue of fleet in being.
>>120646152
>boobs on DDs
>>120646219
So finally Yamato can have a friend then
>>120646227
Your little sisters have boobs, Nui Nui.
>>120646152
Heresy. Beautiful, delicious heresy.
>>120646227
Kai ni when?
>>120646268
But she'll win the Marriage(temp)b owl
>>120646152
>>120646210
The destroyers' name do sound kind of badass in German.
>Strandwind
We forsook our countries, we left our Mother Lands behind us and become one with this sea.
We have no nation, no philosophy, no ideology, we go where we want, fighting not for country, not for humanity, but for ourselves.
We need no reason to fight, we fight because we are needed.
We will be the deterrent for those with no other recourse.
We are shipgirls without borders, purpose defined by the Era we live in; we will even sell our bodies and services.
If the time demand it, we'll be criminals, terrorists, weapons of mass destruction, enemy of humanity.
And yes, we may all be headed straight to Hell, but what better place for us than this?
It is our only home.
Our Heaven, and our Hell.
This is the Abyss.
>>120646320
The marriage stuff from this guy is great.
The German girls are lovely.
>>120646194
>And for all the shit Yamato and Musashi get
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>120646320
>marrying a little girl
Fuck 2-4, it's utterly messed up. And it's not that my girls get wrecked, but the fucking branching is trolling the shit out of me.
>>120646346STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF THE SHORELINE
LIKE THE TTK'S SAID
Even soon
>>120645716
Hmm...
Ooi you finally returned. I'm sorry about what I did to you, now you can be with your KTKM-san.
>>120646394
>>120646361
>no doujin artist will draw Bismark driving a Kubelwagen with other three German shipgirls on board
it hurts
>>120646389
Hotel and Inn class BBs.
>>120646457
Is that by the Aerial Girls Squad artist?
>>120646432
>>120646488
Is that nogami takeshi? Because the artist of that image is nogami takeshi.
>>120646394
It's okay I selfinsert as shota admiral.
>>120646152
I would consider it as a plus but not really
necessary when they just go cute mode.Its the BBs i have to watch out for,
I think I would die happy from an "accidental" boob slap to the face.
(image not related as we need some yamato
cuteness in this damn thread!)
>>120646453
Have this instead.
>NuiNui doujinshi don't get scanned
for what purpose?
>>120646499
dragon sluts
>>120646564
>>120646457
Threadly reminder that hotel is kill.
>>120646618
Good
>>120646618
>>120646628
>thready reminder
Low grade Meme, time for a new one.
>>120646361
I need this event to add a sub-human to their little family.
>>120646609
You now have to maker her smile and say 'Danke Danke!'
What do?
>>120646666
superior Yamato
>>120646712
I hope you sink, you genocidal nazi bitch.
>>120646712
best consolation prize
>>120646770
>kriegsmarine
>nazi
>>120646790
>>120646770
Shh. Don't bother correcting the asshat that's getting full JIDF mode on.
>>120646770
>calling Kriegsmarine nazi
Daily reminder that the ships you hate are also the ships you love.
>>120646916
>>120646663
How is that a meme when Diomedea had the hotel pose the same way as Kisaragi?
>>120645594For you.
>>120646936
>gif
>>120646897
But I don't hate Ikazuchi.
>>120646897
Bullshit
Look at their chest
Born too late to be a kaiten for the IJN, born too early to for the next Japanese-China war. Born just in time to meme with Poi.
>>120646995
>Diomedea has yamato pose the same as Kisaragi
-lazy art working on Diomedea's half.
-posting it after an anon posts something that
has an image related to it.
Theres another set, but I'm low on coffee so..
>>120646897
>Fangs
That's forced bullshit and you know it.
>>120647176
You realize that Re has been edited to look more like Rai there, right?
>>120646995
Because you post it every thread.
>>120647176
didnt you know?
Abyss get a boost to their breast size.Didnt you get the memo?
>>120647191
Angry aroused poi is best poi.
Why do people draw the Ise class with big tits?
They are supposed to be quite motest.
Urakaze is doing things to me again!
>>120647399
do things to her in return
>>120646433
Admiral: We aren't burying them in the sea. What then?
Kiso: We forge diamonds from their remains, and take them into battle with us.
Admiral: A shining light to our sisters in arms, even when sunk.
Kiso: We are...the Diamond Fleet
---A Light Cruiser dies, A Torpedo Cruiser awakens---
Kiso: I won't let your sorrows turn you into monsters, I shall grant you the absolute best victory.
>>120647078
What do Kagerou gloves smell like?
I will post this every day thread until you resupply Akagi
>>120647399
Prove it.
>>120647563
my sperm with sweat
>>120647563
Sweaty spats
>>120647338
She should be a beast in the bed, literally.
>>120647191
The kaiten were a danger only to the subs that carried them, if you had to go better be as a glorious kamikaze pilot
>>120647348
Well there's the Fubuki 4koma which goes with the weird stance of "Ise has tits but Hyuuga doesn't".
>>120647684
I want her to go Solomon's all over my pelvis but in the end let me sink her. If you catch my drift.
>>120646897
Re is so much photoshopped it's not even funny.
They look very similar but shit this is ridiculous
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140317103637/kancolle/images/b/b1/Re_n.png
>>120647348
Nigga those aren't even close to "modest"
Does KanColle do jap ships only?
I am watching this, vaguely aware of all the porn and the game, and only result is I'm becoming interested in navies and shit. Something I didn't really expect
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY.
>>120647895
>Thread has German ships in the OP
>Does KanCollle do jap ships only?
Are you retarded?
>>120647939
Soon, my Bisko. Soon.
>>120647911
I'll take all of them, thanks.
>>120647563
They reek of the sense of disgust that the girls feel at the thought that they might ever have to touch their disgusting teitoku.
Show should have went the Saikano route.
>>120647895
just a couple Germans, mostly Japanese
>>120647895
The ships in OP are all german. Other than that there's Hibiki kai ni/Верный which ended up an USSR ship post-war. Yukikaze turned chinese too but that hasn't happened in game yet.
>>120647911
That color scheme reminds me of a dentist's office.
![1422665241294[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uJ7YyIQ.jpg "1422665241294[2].jpg")
>start playing
>moonrunes keep confusing me
>expeditions start failing once I get to D-level
>Dont know which ships are fairly common/which ones i should be using for my fleets
>stuck on 1-3 because my DD's lose 3/4th of their hp in one shot
should I just stop playing
>>120647996
Oh, and fabric softener.
>>120647939
i dont know anything so yes basically
>>120647895
German AND American!
>>120648029
Read the wiki. Your own fault to not thoroughly read the instructional manual.
>>120648008
>Yukikaze turned chinese too but that hasn't happened in game yet.
For good reason. Yukikaze and Shimakaze were standout back when there were few Kai II DDs and they're still excellent now. A Kai II would either be pretty broken or so underwhelming (a la Bismarck) it'd require multiple rebuffs afterwards.
>>120648001
fuck you for posting this shitty anime
Fight.
>>120648029
Lurk /jp/ and read the wiki
>>120648029
Read the fucking wiki.
>>120648029
Read the fucking wiki.
>>120648029
Read the fucking wiki
>>120647559
>>120646433
>>120646346
Why are we still cruising at oral sea
Every night...I can feel my leg, and my arm, and even my fingers.
The amount of Kaitens I fired
The comrades who were bombed
It won't stop hurting
It's like the oil is still there.
You feel it too don't you...Admiral?
>german, russian, jap only
why do they hate the allies so much
are the nips still nazis
>>120648065
I think it'd definitely be broken, her firepower would easily outmatch Poi which would easily put her on near the top of CL stats.
I really like this part of the OP.
>>120648111
Shut the fuck up and go back to orel those daillies are not going to complete themselves
>>120648129
Everything is translated in the wiki, why aren't you reading it?
>>120648121
There's a mexican sub.
>>120648146
May I ask why?
>>120648129
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Kancolle_Wiki
there are guides for everything and translations for everything
Why was episode 4 so good?
>>120648175
>>120648187
My "What?" was because the exact same thing was posted by 2 people at the same time. I know very well what the wiki is.
>>120648146
>>120648186
Because ffmpeg fucked me over and encoded the wrong part.Disregard it contains the infamous "WANKEEEER", but that's not that.
>>120648121
Nobody gives a shit about american ships, not even the americans themselves, thats why the enterprise isnt around
>>120648205
kongou and resolution
>>120648229
This is the usual answer so there's nothing to be surprised about.
>>120648065
Yukikaze deserve to be gamebreaking in stats. She got Bofors and 5"/38, which would make Akizuki look retarded. She was also refitted with American FCS at that.
>>120648068
Stop being butthurt.
>>120647443
I-I can't. I need to wait until after marriage.
>>120648029
Why didn't you read Jane's fighting ships and use kancolle viewer?
>>120648275
>have mic check for Kirishima
>siscon with Hiei
>genki and burning love for Kongou
>no daijoubu from Haruna
Dropped
>>120648293
If she loves you she won't mind. Now go give her your torpedo
>>120648046
USN Prinz Eugen didn't happen. She doesn't even remember Operation Crossroads unlike Nagato.
>>120648343
>She doesn't even remember Operation Crossroads unlike Nagato.
Nigger did you ever read her lines?
>>120648121
stay salty amerifat
>>120648296
>America
>needs to advertise the pictures
>>120648146
Meant this part.
>>120648362
show it
What do you people think of the CG in kancolle? I think there's still bits where it's a bit rough but it's by and large very good or done well and is really close the point where it's barely even an issue when you notice it.
>>120645093
What's this show called? I'd reverse image search, but I'm on my phone
>>120648450
Vividred Operation
>>120648419
goggle it
kancolle wiki Prinz eugen its all thereyous bum
>>120648450Disablemobileview,retard.
>>120648477
>can't prove it
>Google it!
nice try
>>120648419
>This time I'll go on ahead... Sakawa... Nagato... See you...
>It's 9am. Hm? Ah, it's Nagato! Ooy, Na-gato! ...hm? Where have we met? That is, of course! ...uh... huh? Umm... where was it...?
>14 o'clock. Eh? What, Sakawa? Ah, I know her, she's that cute light cruiser.
>>120648450
Browsing from a phone should be a ban-able offense
>>120648521
nice try
>>120648562
What?
>>120648515
>too lazy to do it, demands to spoon feed it
Shouldnt you be in school learning how to live?
![[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_01.54_[2015.01.15_05.04.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ED1xNHF.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kantai Collection - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_01.54_[2015.01.15_05.04.37].jpg")
>>120648392
This?
>>120648273
what about british ships
>>120648121
>Russian
>whyy do they hate the allies
>implying Russia didn't defeat Germany and scare Japan into surrendering.
>>120648573
HOTEL
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>>120646389
Yamato is berated for being useless, because the game character costs a fuckton of resources to use and the real ship saw little to no combat and was mostly used as HQ ship. Dunno about Musashi but probaly the same thing.
>>120648573
Among other things.
>you will never be this cute
blondes really do get all the fun
By the way will this chick appear in the anime
>>120648463
Many thanks anon
>>120648647
You should watch each episode and find out.
>>120646564
a boob slap from Yamato woudn't be good for you anon, she wears cannon rounds as padding
>>120648278
Says you, the 10cm guns of the akizuki class had longer range, bigger ceiling and elevation than the 5/38, the only thing lacking is the fcs
