It's cold outside, /a/. How will you help this homeless bum?
I don't.
>>119519439
I won't, bitch would steal all my stuff or call her homeless bum to loot everything.
Only if she accepts being locked in a cage will I trust and feed her.
adopt her and keep her away from well dressed pedophiles and bitches
>>119520057
>you will never adopt a Kyouko
Not as bad as never adopting a Madoka, but it still sucks.
Put it down and remember she's in a better place now. In the arms of Madoka.
In the arms of Madoka, fly away from here.
>>119520701
>afterlife where there isn't even cheese
>better
Tell her to get off my lawn.
>>11952070
is not very fun being part of a collective of miserable girls
much better to keep her warm in home and give good dental hygiene care
>>119519439
>summer
>cold
Eh, she's a Lich anyways so it's not like she can freeze to death. She can always block out the cold too.
>>119520865
With windchill it's -26c here.
Sure, I'll give her some warmer clothes too.
>>119520802
Made she can satisfy what you can't?
Just one Kyoko? I don't know if that will be enough....
>>119521720
Being Sayaka-chan?
>>119520802
You sound like you want to stand in the way of your waifu's happiness, Kevin-kun. If you really loved your waifu, you would want her to be with the one she really cares about. You're as selfish as Homura.
>>119521929
>>119521888
Yea, what the fuck is wrong with you. She obviously adores Kyouko with all of her heart. Are you really going to come between that and tear true love out of her life for the SECOND time in her short life?
>>119521991
>hardly teenagers
>true love
Made me laugh.
>>119522060
Anon it was fucking cute, that's all that matters
>>119519439
Only if she helps pay for all the food she consumes.
>>119521991
Sayaka-chan doesn't need a hobo.
>>119522060
This is more than normal puppy love, anon.
>>119522349
Yes, is a disgusting fanfic
>>119522349
For them, maybe, but there is a long way before they can call it true love. A relationship needs a lot more than being willing to kill oneself for the other.
>>119522349
Kyooouuuukkkooo!!
How is she still alive? It's -30°C outside! I will adopt her right away and give her all the fluffy blankets in my house so she can warm up.
>>119523452
I can imagine her buried in blankets looking like pic related.
and holy shit that's cold anon. How do you deal with it?
>>119523941
By staying inside.
>>119519439
of course, little girl but you'll have to pay with your body
>>119519439
She isn't on the streets though shes my wife!
>>119524230
If you aren't Sayaka you best stay away from my daughter.
i will point my tv to the window so she can watch anime out in the cold, only dubs tho she cant tell what hapening.
hell no would i let that bitch in. if shes homeless, shes probably a thief and rapist too
>>119520865
>summer
>January
how the shitty half of the world treating you?
>>119524405
That's only for Sayaka.
Wait a second, Kyouko isn't a homeless bum. Doesn't she live with Sayaka now?
>>119522448
>purposefully referencing a book written 500 years ago
fuck off m8
>>119524316
She has no father and my relationship with her started before Sayaka was even a worry.
>>119524526
Fuck off with your yuri shit.
>>119524316
She is my musume
>>119519439
We can huddle together for warmth.
Pic related.
>>119524567
her father obviously faked his own suicide after killing the famjam so he could continue shitposting on /a/
also when sayaka saw her, it was love at first sight. no way your relationship could have been anywhere near serious by the time the true lover came into play. sounds like you got dumped
Kyouko is my daughteru and I love her very, very much.
>>119524776
>also when sayaka saw her, it was love at first sight
Damn, nigga, you're fucking delusional.
>>119524528
The fuck book are you talking about, faggot?
>>119524776
>it was love at first sight.
>>119524818
You should consider buying your daughter some longer pants.
>>119524711
>no option for wideeee face
What a shitty game.
>>119524927
What's wrong with a father leering at his daughter's beautiful legs?
>>119524854
>>119524913
were we even watching the same show? when their eyes met i swear her panties hit the floor so hard it shot straight through to the outer core of the earth
>>119519439
>holding will work for cum sign
>"how much do you need, babe?"
>"enough to make it through the winter, mr. It's cold"
>whip it out
>"I've seen bigger."
>smack her with my sausage
>rub it rapidly in an up and down motion
>"WHY'D YOU DO THAT?!!"
>"hand slipped."
>oh fuck
>shoot my grease all over her
>all right babe let me have that strawberry
>"what are you doing?"
>I'm going to cook you.
>>119524869
bromeo and juliet?
what are you talking about?
>>119525067
Go back to your containment board, faggot.
>>119525150
About relationships.
More fangs please
Kyouko isn't homeless, she has a very nice hotel room.
>>119525067
Only faggots believe in love at first sight. That is like the shallowest thing imaginable.
>>119520853
>can never look at brushing someone's teeth the same way ever again
thanks nisemonogatari
>>119525332
Why would you be brushing someone else's teeth in first place?
>>119522448
And "falling in love" based on appearances and not being able to have someone. Actually getting to know people is totally overrated.
>>119525270
Love at first sniff exists though.
>>119525572
>major histocompatibility complex
So what does it mean if I love my own scent?
>>119525371
Grooming is erotic.
>>119525797
i would also like to know because i could just bathe in my own sweat
>>119525371
well now i'd do it because i want to bone them
So why is my waifu, the beautiful Kyouko-chan, the best?
>>119524121
What? No Madoka?
>>119525050
Ain't nothing wrong with dat
>>119525371
Because
>>119525371
Kyouko-chan is cute. I would like to brush her teeth.
>>119525932
Then doesn't that mean selfcest? Maybe your optimal partner is one with a more similar genetic makeup? Whenever I find someone with an attractive natural scent I find out later that we have a lot in common when it comes to personality, world-view, opinions.
>>119519439
Kyouko-chan second best girl.
>>119526894
I totally love how you meant first best girl.
>>119523941
Life in Canada m8
>>119526974
Anon, Kyouko has an excuse to be illiterate but you don't.
>>119526974
Her sister is best girl.
>>119526115
Sorry, I had none. I'll have to look for one.
>>119526974
He actually meant worst girl, but whatever.
>>119527146
Fuck you Kevin-kun. The only worst girl isnone of them
>>119527233
Someone always has to be at the bottom and it's sure not Sayaka because she's at the top!
>>119527273
Yes, she is on top bouncing on an old man's dick. Sayaka a slut.
>>119527233
Correct
You're entitled to your opinion, but you're wrong. Best girl is always Kyouko-chan though everyone is just a little below her.
>>119527354
You're a slut, she's mine and only mine.
>>119527146
I didn't mean that.
>>119527445
chigau
Homura=Madoka≥Kyouko=Mami=Sayaka>Nagisa
>>119527354
Sayaka isn't a slut. I love Kyouko-chan and she loves me while Kevin-kun lovesMami so I cannot help him.
I fucked Kevin-kun's waifu yesterday.
>>119527573
Of course you can't help him when Mami is in love with__me__
Kevin when?
I love Kyouko-chan. I only wish I was able to keep up wih her appetite.
>>119527831
>Tfw no blue spam
>>119527820
Sucks for him than.
>>119527888
Being Kevin is suffering.
>tfw no SoL for Kyouko and Momo before the incident
It would've been nice to see Kyouko's family doing there stuff, but than again a Madoka SoL in general would be nice.
>>119528352
>Kyouko's family doing there stuff
That will only hurt. ;_;
But I wouldn't mind getting a little SoL. I just want to see them smile throughout an episode for once.
>>119528546
You must take all the pain of the one you love. I love Kyouko-chan so whether it would hurt, I would still watch it.
>>119528546
The games
If this show didn't have gay little girls would it be even half as popular?
>>119528710
Are they translated?
>>119528768
There are as many shippers as there are waifufags watching this shit. Guess.
>>119528658
You're right anon. I didn't realise I was rejecting such a large part of what makes Kyouko who she is today.
>>119528813
No.
Never.
>>119527538
I'll beat you up, m8.
>>119528892
Then what is the point? The PSP game is getting translated, though.
>>119528710
I still need to get a PSV. Can't find any in stores though. They stopped manufacturing them or something?
>>119528986
>The PSP game is getting translated, though
Yeah, I'm not holding my breath.
>>119528952
They are just firends Kevin-kun. Firends bicker at eachother at times, but they also love eachother.
>>119529069
Yeah, but her love for me is much stronger than friendship.
>>119529014
>we can confirm that the second partial translation patch for Puella Magi Madoka Magica Portable will be released on September 15, 2015
Well, yeah, fuck it.
>>119529069
*Friends
I very sleppy, but whatever.
>>119529148
So is Kyouko's love for me. However, Sayaka is still friends with Kyouko.
>>119529248
Maybe. She did try and kill her.
>>119529248
*sleepy
Damn it, even my captcha said rest.
>>119529184
>menu patches
not really a point there tbh lad
>>119529296
That went both ways and in the end they became great friends to eachother. Most firendships start off in funny ways.
>>119519439
She's a Lich. What help does she need?
>>119529401
Death is not funny!
Why do so many people daughteru Kyouko? Is it because she's an orphan?
>>119529184
You can learn lots of rune by that time. Go for it anon! Fight on!
>>119529473
No it isn't, but Kyouko and Sayaka regretted not being there for one another.
>tfw sayaka and kyouko always die.
>>119529482
They are really a lot. If I had to rank them according to how many people I have seen who wanted to adopt them, I would say it goes:
Kyouko >>> Mami > Madoka > Sayaka = Homura
I would say the orphan bit has something to do.
>>119529612
If I was there, Sayaka wouldn't have died.
>>119529699
then why werent you there? you dick
>>119529612
Don't lose hope!This time around we will see both of them alive.
>>119529699
Ok let's be realistic. If we were with them, how would we save them. We are not even girls so we can't contract Kyubey. You'd be forced to see Oktavia arise and I would see Kyouko sacrifice herself.
>>119529782
>>119529665
>>119529482
She wants a family so badly. That one conversation between her and Madoka before the Oktavia fight is what made me want to adopt her.
I want to watch her eat meals that I made for her.
>>119529782
He would be busy chasing mami
>>119529825
Be speaking to them and not being autistic?
>>119529914
It's only natural for a man to lust for Mami.
>>119529782
I got lost on my way there.
>>119529825
I would just talk to her, you know?
Sayaka > you
>>119529977
If nice words were enough to save a meguca, Madoka would have saved everyone without making a contract.
>>119530061
I believe you Kevin. I think if you held her hand and comforted her in her moment of despair that might have brought her back from the edge. It worked with Homura when Madoka comforted her after all.
I could see you taking her hand and telling her it was okay and bringing her back from the edge of despair.
>>119530069
Sayaka = me
>>119529825
I-I'm a girl! I could make a contract with Kyubey! What should I wish for?
>>119529894
That would be living the dream! You get to greet her goodbye as she leaves for school with a smile on her face. When she comes home she'll hungrily ask what's for dinner but since you already prepared the bath she has to deal with that first so you watch her slouch over and walk to the bathroom with a pout on her face.
>>119530022
Nah, I have seen plenty who had her as a daughteru.
>>119530114
>Madoka
>not autistic
You have to be able to actually discuss shit with them, not just nice words.
>>119530154
>watch her walk to the bathroom
But anon, I'm waiting for her in the tub
>>119530061
I'd imagine anyone (even you) would have a hard time considering even Madoka, her best friend, couldn't. Try to talk sense into her than because Kyouko keeps dying for Sayaka.
>>119530128
You're incredibly cute!
>>119530154
wish for the magical girl/witch struggle to be real so i can see some shit go down
>>119530201
>/a/nons
>not autistic
>>119530154
Wish for Sayaka not to become Oktavia.
>>119530230
She would of course fall in love with me over Kyosuke.
>>119530245
Hey, we are actually discussing things right now. That blows out of the water what Madoka did.
>>119530353
By that time she would be upset because of Hitomi.
>>119530415
What exactly should she have said?
>147 replies
>33 posters
lol
>>119530446
Nope, I would totally be right there the entire time!
>>119530450
She can't speak because she's being caged by a demon she never loved.
>>119530450
Something, anything. How many times did shit just stood silent while Sayaka went in one of her emo speeches, or when she let her run away alone? Anything you say even if it's bullshit would be better than nothing.
>>119530353
>of course i love mami
ftfy
>>119530590
She did say stuff though, in episode 6 in the alleyway and episode 8 at the bus stop, at least.
>>119530598
I have a nice bed waiting.
>>119530481Good. Show Sayaka love while I continue showing Kyouko-chan mine.
>>119529825
Easy. First, you convince Sayaka that she is more than a hollow corpse and that she still can feel just as she did byimpregnating her repeatedly
Then, you go to Kyouko and show her that she still has the opportunity of having a family and be happy in life byimpregnating her repeatedly
And there, you saved the day.
>>119530737
By showing your love you mean showing your dick, right?
>>119530799
But I want a family with Kyouko-chan not Sayaka.
![Wedding_Peach_13[10bit-h.264-AAC][SSP-Corp][3D47A5B7].mkv_snapshot_20.45_[2013.09.30_17.05.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0psooia.jpg "Wedding_Peach_13[10bit-h.264-AAC][SSP-Corp][3D47A5B7].mkv_snapshot_20.45_[2013.09.30_17.05.53].jpg")
>>119529825
Get the Love Angels and have them overdose Sayaka on ai no wave, teaching her that being part of a woman and growing up is failed loves and becoming liches. No more despair forever
>>119530869
Ask Hitomi for an emergency abortion then.
>>119530657
Madoka was too weak. If my best friend was acting the way Sayaka did I wouldn't let her walk away like Madoka did with Sayaka. I'd listen to her then tell her how important she was to me. I'd let her sleep over and I'd let her cry on my pillow as she pours her feelings out. Then we wouldhold hands under the blanket
>>119530948
>spoiler
Why not just rape her if you are going to take advantage of her state?
>>119530930
>Hitomi
i would trust madokas sister to perform the abortion with a clothe's hanger before i would let her near my sights
>>119530948
>assuming Sayaka's justice is merely an act and she just needs a sleepover fix
You're no friend.
>>119530930
W-wait. How? How did I also impregnate Sayaka? No screw you Hitomi. Made Sayaka sad. If it weren't for Kevin-kun cheering her up than I would be very pissed.
>>119530459
You think that's impressive?
>>>/vg/91119640
>>119530948
I dunno if that would work man, Sayaka was specifically in a "shun all contact from people I love because I'm not worthy" phase. She'd just run away, it's not like you can stop her because you're not a lich.
>>119531026
>>119531069
Don't feel bad. It was already too late.
Why adopt tsundere hobos, when there are soft brown girls who would be eternally grateful?
>>119530852
You don't sexualize waifus
>>119531338
To be fair, you post lewss of sayaka.
>>119531338
>being this much of a faggot
As expected of Kevin.
>>119531412
You never sexualize waifus faggot. They are supposed to remain pure.
>>119531389
But nothing NSFW!
>>119531412
Stop trying to taint things, faggot!
>>119531412
>>119531528
You don't have a waifu then, you have friendu. If you are not willing to give your goddamn wife the pleasure she deserves with the man she loves and chooses, then what the fuck are you doing?
And purity means shit if you are not willing to let go of it when the person you have been waiting for actually comes.
>>119531696
>Purity means shit
Get out you fucking faggot. Your semen dripping asshole reaks.
The madoka fanbase is so shitty.
>>119531696
what happens in the bedroom stay in the bedroom anon! you dont go around telling everyone about all the ways you would fuck your waifu and show then lewd pictures of her. why sexualize the one you love to others?
Threadly theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5E8CXQwtrg
>>119531011
Nah I really do care about my friend. I wouldn't do that.
>>119531059
That's just the beginning. As I said, I was talking about my friend. Hmm, Sayaka felt like she didn't deserve any love. Telling her anything would feel hollow to her. I would ask her for time instead. I won't need to say anything but I'll show her how much I care for her.
You have any ideas though? Friends isn't exactly my area of expertise as you can see.
>>119531125
Run away? As if I'd let that happen. I'll even drop down to the ground and grab her legs to stop her from running. Bitch you're my friend I won't let you go fall for suicidal impulses just because of some dense fuck.
>>119531824
Exactly
>>119531823
>12/08/14
I think that's me. I remember posting something like that when an anon said we should fuck to were I said "So he fucks Sayaka while I fuck Kyouko, OK"
Kevin-kun. When did your ban end?
>>119531814
Go back to /r9k/, Kevin. That is the place for you.
>>119531824
Of course I wouldn't sexualize my girl other than in private, but I am talking about those who don't sexualize her at all like she was some kind of expensive jar or hardly more than a decoration.
>>119532037
Why don't you go back there?
>>119532014
I usually get bans that last 3 days or less. So a while ago? I've never been permabanned or anything like that. My longest ban was for 2 weeks and that was years ago.
>>119532037
Maybe they do sexualize them. Maybe they just don't talk about it.
>>119532037
although i find it strange that some people never fap to their waifu, i dont see how thats so different than the countless sexless marriages out there
>>119532136
>>119532206
If you don't fap to her because you just don't feel it necessary, that is okay, but if it's because "she must remain pureeeee!", then that is retarded.
>>119531876
Madoka also let Homura be driven to suicide instead of just confessing to her. Density kills.
>>119532130
I was only banned once and it was cor a week. It sucked because during the week Christmas had arrived so I wasn't able to reply x-mas eve/day.
pray that she is gay also and make her my wife then fuck her :-)
I'll let her in for a blowjob or two.
>>119532358
>>119532370
Fight me faggots.
>>119532354
I got banned around the same time so I couldn't do the Christmas picture.
>>119532408
I don't want to fight you. She wants board, she can't pay, she could at least suck me. Warm bed, food, running water.
>>119532493
You're right, she can't pay. That's why she lives with me. So faggots like you and>>119532577
can't take advantage of her. She only loves me so you never did anything like that.
>>119532804
It was a hypothetical question. You don't need to get so upset.
