Can you're waifu cook?
Bentos and sandwiches counts.
She doesn't know anything about food because she didn't eat any for the first 90% of her life.
>>118310023
And rather well too!
I wish to cook something together with Yunocchi.
No. Her "cooking" would probably get people killed.
I'm pretty sure everyone knows how to make a fucking sandwich.
>>118310023
She can take care of baking.
I'll just continue rubbing my spicy meat.
>you're
>>118310301
This level of new.
What would you get you're waifu for Christmas, if you had an unlimited budget?
Not really.
Also, I was going to bed, too....
>>118310023
The most wonderful cooking there is.
>>118311458
Errata: I am going to bed.Tomorrow I move into my new home with my buddy. No more family telling me I'm not a woman. No more expectations. No more guidance. Time to find myself with my waifu.
>>118310755
Everything because she deserves it. And more.
>>118311888
>No more family telling me I'm not a woman
Oh fuck, I really missed out in these threads.
Probably, but I wouldn't expect it to be anything fancy. I'd most likely be the cook in the relationship; I really find it enjoyable, after all!
I've been making a lot of things lately. I wish he were here to enjoy them with me..
>>118310755
I have no clue. I mean, after all, last christmasI gave him my heart :^)
>>118311990
Yes you have. I plan to be on for the next thread, if this has already 404'd by tomorrow evening (very likely). I'm all wrapped up, unless you NEED a recap?Ultra-tier blogshitNo, reallyI warned you.Cheatsheet for my year as of now: (out of date by a couple months) http://pastebin.com/MduPzYUX
Probably not but that's okay. We can just hire someone else to do it. Or I will do it, I am actually a decent cook because I lived alone for a bunch of years.
>>118310023
You already posted her.
Nevermind.
How would you feel if your waifu piloted an IS?
I would be too overwhelmed.
I'd imagine she has servants to do that for her.
>>118312093
>Not picking どげざ
>>118310755
A Gundam. Filled with other presents.
>>118312610
Already looks like she's piloting one, in a way.
But I don't think it would benefit her much.
>>118310755
Still the same thing - we both prefer handmade gifts to expensive ones.
Although the money could be used for travelling to amazing places! Memories made together are priceless after all.
>>118312610
Would be fun to see! This picture is pretty close though.
You've come home after a long day of wage slavery to you're waifu offering:
a) dinner
b) a bath
c) maybe me
What are you after?
>>118314365
A dinner in the bath with her...p-please?
>>118314365
All of the above, obviously.
I think she knows how to flavor and color the soylent "red" that is everywhere....so I think yes.
>>118314365
Eating in the bath tub while she gives me a blowjob of course.
>>118310023
She probably wouldn't be great at it, but we could practice together.
>>118310755
Something she would show interest about lately/would like to have. If I've not noticed anything like that and I've run out of ideas, I would just buy her something related to music, like new headphones or microphone.
>>118314365
Bath with her and then a dinner.
>>118314365
I'm after her. I'll take her hand, and we'll escape from my wage slavery and whatever possessed me to do something so crazy.
>>118314400
>>118314468
>eating food while in a hot bath
>>118314562
Never said it had to be all at once.
Yeah but its all vegetarian.
>>118314365
We could start with a dinner, then might as well combine the latter two! Should be comfy and fun.
>>118310023 (OP)
Surprisingly well, actually.
>>118310755
A ring with a special message engraved on the inside.
>>118314365
Dinner, then we take the champagne bottles to the bath for a little something private. I have a pic that would be ideal for this, but it's far too lewd.
>>118314485
>Soylent Red
Did they change the recipe like they said?
>>118314762
>change the recipe like they said?
Of course not, different color but still people :3
Do you want some?
>>118312154
>Cheatsheet for my year as of now:
Okay, I'm done here.
We never got to see the results, but at least she tried to learn.
>>118310023
>sandwiches counts.
No they don't. There is literally zero cooking involved. It's a simple assembly job.
>>118310023
She is literally the best cook.
>>118310023
It's implied she's a god tier homemaker, so It'll be fine.
>>118310755
A holiday somewhere she's shown interest in.
>>118312610
I'd want to chunnify it.
>>118314365
Dinner would come first, then have a bath after some intensesnuggling
>>118315136
>raw meat belongs in a sandwich
>>118310023
Yeah, surely.
I've yet to see for myself however.
I want to taste my waifu's cooking.
>>118310755
Unlimited budget? I'd buy the world for her!
>>118314365
Dinner, then a bath. Together!
>>118314365
I don't think I'd have to slave for money in her world. But after a very long day of helping, and questing... Having dinner with her would be great. A good way to wind down and relax, then take a bath.A-and invite her with me maybe... So we can wash eachothers backs.
>>118314365
All three at the same time.
>>118310023
Cookies or chocolate, yes, and that's all I know from canon, without assuming, implying, or otherwise being indirectly ambiguous about it.
>>118310755
If I had an unlimited budget, I would use all my money and pour it into scientific research into artificial, self-sustaining environment, climate, and gravitational control with perpetual energy production, and then use all of that in conjunction with research into creating a functional Dyson sphere, so that we can take all of that, throw the sphere into the atmosphere or space, and have our own place to ourselves. Our own planet to ourselves. Literally.
YEAH.
>>118314365
>you're waifu
I'd offer you free blowjobs and grammar lessons if you call me your waifu.
But I'll take "Maybe me" for $2000, Alex.
Question is, "What do you mean, 'maybe'?"
i dont think she can cook but, who cares i can make my own food
>>118313024
>>118314365I'm pretty sure having my husbando eat me while we're in the bath every morning when I get off my shift would entirely nip my caretaker burnout in the bud.Well, this is assuming that I don't jump him right there at the door. Considering my interests, a manly guy like him meeting me at the door like that would kick me into overdrive! Especially if it was coupled with something especially clueless, like kneeling for me when I'm at the door and saying something like "Humans greet their loved ones when they come home from work like this, right? Am I wrong...?"
I'm fairly sure he's not at that level of denseness, but I can dream, right?Captcha: thus takeass
I think she's a better cook than me, at the very least.
But I still want to cook a delicious meal for her someday!
>>118310755
A giant statue of her bunny plush.
>>118312610
I would watch her spit sunny beams all day.
>>118314365
Option C of course! Unless she wants to have bath then dinner (or vice versa) first.
>>118310087
Definitely a DAL fag.
I'm so in love with my waifu I feel my heart is going to burst sometimes.
>>118318314
That's not good!
You should see a doctor about that.
>>118319188
But it can feel oh so good!
Still can't lay next to her without some doki doki.
