This thread is for high-test curvy waifus.
Betas leave your skinny stick-figure waifus AT THE DOOR. This thread is for REAL waifus with curves ONLY.
But you just posted a skinny stick-figure waifu.
>>118137860
no shitposting in my thread
>>118137773
>pic not related
>>118137773
Like I give a fuck
>>118138427
do NOT post IN my FUCKING thread you troller
delete YOUR post AND leave!
>>118138464
Here's a different angle, pleb.
>>118138464
1/10
You're really trying hard, but you don't understand that you're new here and that we aren't.
So waifus like this?
nothing you can do about it faggot.
>>118137773
>Homurafags
So delusional they even say she isn't a stick figure when she's the flattest meguca by far. Get a better waifu like Mami or Junko.
Slender Waifu thread?
Slender Waifu thread.
>>118138522
maybe he really is that fucking stupid.
>>118138522
WHAT THE H-CK DID YOU SAY?!??
<stomps his right hoof, opening up a giant fissure in the ground> <falls in> <emerges as a VERY powerfull demon horse> <baths himself in pure energy> HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <all the hairs on his beautiful but also scarey looking mane turn bright yellow and stand up> <points his hoof at u without even looking> <his hoof extends before ur very eyes, hitting u in the teeth from 50 feet away>
![stick_0[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BIwr3QQ.png "stick_0[1].png")
Spoilered for lewd
>>118137773
Then why did you post a lesbian?
I'm not sure what you guys are fucking doing.
Fan art doesn't prove your waifu is curvy or whatever because it's just that artist's interpretation.
You need to post official art.
>>118138672
fapping
>>118138700
Homu is just sheltered and needs to be taught how to love properly.
![2000px-Parabola.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0z0Y9B5.png "2000px-Parabola.svg[1].png")
Fuck you all, nobody's curvier than mai waifu
>>118138664
>H-CK
>*action.
get the fuck out.
>>118138783
you're not fooling anybody, responding to yourself.
>>118138756
But she's already made of love, lesbian AI YO to be precise.
>>118138765
>curvy
Please quadshiteater. I need a girl that's still got curves after a couple derivatives at least.
>>118138783
<patiently waits by the door, sitting in the shadows until the door swings unclosed, then trotting tippy-hoofed inside quietingly>
<eyes agape with amazement> Oh sh-t my f-ck, literal sh-t! He forgot to flush! <attempting to quietly pass the fishing rod pieces, string & hook he had stored in his anus for such an occasion, but painfully and torn walls of anus>
<whinnies painedly, giving birth to fishing cache annointed with blood like newborn baby, and string hanging out of anus like umbilical cord>
Now let's see here... <fumbling and butter hooves out of excitement/nervousness> <finally clicks pieces into place, casting the line out to "sea" and getting a bite: a thick, juicy turdlet>
Yes, come to papa... <reels in difficultedly with ponderous hooves>
Now what do we have hear? <unhooks and sets on floor> <pulls out scalpel but whinnies giggoliously since he was so excited and instead smashes the dropping open with the blunt end of his his hoof>
OH? WHAT'S THIS? <scanning with eyes, discovers that turd is dry, might need more water in diet, but............... something more....>
A blood clot... could it be?
Yes... a fresh case of butthurt.
plz that's not even a sine curve
>>118138756
She knows how to love properly. For her proper loving means loving Madoka. Why not find a straight girl to be you're waifu, like the green one?
is it safe to post here? The normalfags on that other thread about xmas cakes are scaring me.
