>Wake-up
>No Saber thread
How dare you!
Fuck off.
I want to drunk Saber's piss.
>>118070512
Fuck off
>>118070589
>>118070683
>jealous Sakurafags
![[UTW]_Fate_Zero_-_11_[BD][h264-720p_AC3][5D482629].mkv_snapshot_19.31_[2014.12.08_15.19.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wJm1qT0.jpg "[UTW]_Fate_Zero_-_11_[BD][h264-720p_AC3][5D482629].mkv_snapshot_19.31_[2014.12.08_15.19.01].jpg")
Shut up little girl, your face is like that of a bitch that hasn't had a dick in her for a few years.
Saber a cute
>>118070954
Go away, Archer.
>>118070512
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>118072054
We are not shitposting. We are worshiping our beautiful king.
>>118072155
Maybe you're subconsciously trying to relive Artoria's shitty reign by creating a shitty thread.
Saber has a smelly cunt. Dirty Cornish whore.
I love my king.
>>118070512
>he wakes up past 2:00 pm expecting the thread he always makes to already be there
> so he makes his thread dedicated to Arturia "Riding rank B for coconuts" Pendragon
>he makes these shitty threads even though nobody voted for his king
>he makes these shitty threads because he can't see the violence inherent in the system
>he's so repressed he can only prepare hot pockets
>his king will never find the holy grail
>>118073662
This was my captcha
>>118070512
If you make any more smug Saber threads I swear I'm coming after you. Saber is refined and gallant, not the turbo bitch you're making her out to be.
>>118073662
>>118074215
Stop bullying me, you cunts.
>>118074215
My goodness. Thats a mighty big clitoris!
>>118074601
Stop RPing, you cunt
>>118074749
No one is rping here, you fucking mong.
>>118070939
Sakura has the best Saber all to herself.
Anyone for a Rin hijack?
>>118076062
Get out.
Posting best Seibah clone.
>>118075885
>>118076408
That's not Nero.
>>118073662
K A R E N B T F O
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>>118075045
Reading that scene on HF's day 16 was fucking painful.
>>118078964
>>118070512
Stop posting this meme already
>>118078964
who is Karen?
>>118080108
OP.
One of his old trips was Karen Araragi and it just stuck ever since
Is Saber even a character anymore?
Or has she become some sort of abstract object? When you see threads like this, or how Type-Moon has milked her so much, you start to wonder what "Saber" even is.
>>118080749
Seiba wa Seiba
I don't want to make a new thread so I'll ask this question here. I was re-reading HF route and there's one thing that I can't understand.Why Rider is missing from HF Normal end? Is she dead? Killed by Sakura? Forever in spirit form?
I want to kiss her.
>>118080918
We all do.
>>118081858
No. Saber is shit.
>>118081858
She is our glorious king, after all. Therefor I love her.
>>118081929
You a shit.
>>118082062
Spoken like a true Saber lover.
>>118082279
It's simple, I must love perfection.
>>118082579
Good lad.
Saber is a bad person
>>118083813
Female Saber dun do nuffin
She a Gud King
We sat at the round table togetha
She was gun to Avalon
Honestly, would you still want the saiba if it had the AIDS?
>>118084173
>dun do nuffin
>became a man and knocked up her sister
pick one
>>118084303
Yes and no. She cannot have AIDS, in the 6th century there was no thing like AIDs.
>>118084303
>Implying AIDS was a thing in those days
Even if by some bizarre turn of events she got AIDs, we can both die together as two POZ lovers.
>>118080386
Hnnnggg
>>118084827
>slowly waste away, but have each other
In this sick sad world, it would almost be a relief.
>>118085013
The highres scan is superior.
>>118070512
>>118073662
This shitposting retard needs to be banned
>>118085178
Best way to die.
why didn't Saber protect her smile?
This thread will not die yet!
>>118070512
>>118085228
You'd think with such an ambitious idea the artist would be confident in his perspective abilities to pull it off. It seems misplaced confidence gets you this.
>>118086681
It won't.
>>118086767
Please do not post degrading things about the king. Thank you.
>>118086815
With out combined efforts we will reach at least 150 posts tonight.
Worse than narutards.
>>118088243
>>118088243
This.
lol
>>118088161
>at least 150
>Gil thread has over 200
>earlier today, a Rin thread hit the bump limit
I thought you guys won the popularity poll. I guess having a thread every "morning" makes it hard to keep going.
>>118088376
>>118088805
>>118088827
>He thinks these threads on average don't hit post bump limit
>>118089053
>>118089210
It won't this time. It didn't last time. Nor the time before that. Oh, but the time before that did. Even so, The time before that didn't. That's one in five, one in four if you don't count this time. If this one somehow does, that's only half the time.
Thank you for interceding for my waifu, Seibah.
>>118089387
>>118089210
>500 posts is bump limit
>75 replies in 8 hours
>225 posts per day
>threads die in less than 24 hours so then OP wakes up to no Saber thread and makes a new one
>this thread will get less than 225 for a new thread to be made tomorrow
>>118090253
>>118090527
Sasuga Ufotable!
>>118092863
I want Nero to fart on my face.
not enough Rider in this threadjust let me have this, I have to post in other people's threads since there isn't enough of me to keep a Rider thread going
>>118090253
There is alot of interest in Saber, but there is no focus in these threads, other than to pointlessly increase the quantity of posts, or to sometimes have backandforth with Rinfags.
A few threads ago, I was the guy who spent three hours trying to motivate Saberfags to organize more efficiently, but got no interest.
Hey guys, here is something you could do. Bakabt is looking for new banners. Do more Saber?
http://bakabt.me/index.php
>tfw Saber gets her ass handed to her by Kuzuki next Saturday
Extra Saber with an extra finger.
>>118070512
>wanting a thread for mary-est mary sue in the fate series
>>118093393
Another idea: we could script a saber-themed sermon, with opportunities for audience participation. Maybe roleplaying could be brought into the ritual. An outline-script could be constructed that would allow for anyone to conduct their own sermon.
>>118094942
Can we kill and sacrifice people in order to make her real? Make the hills run red with the blood of women and children. While death patiently looks onward, waiting to claim their feast. I call first dibs to hug her since this was my idea.
>I really liked the sword-sheath fate route and bigmouth faggots shit all over it
>>118095156
how about you give me your bussy
>>118095226
Gross what the fuck?
>>118095260
would you do it if it meant making Saber real?
>>118095365
Tough since I';d like her to deflower me instead.
>>118095403
would you mind getting pegged by Saber?
>>118095156
Were you the guy in the previous thread who suggested last time that we kidnap a blonde English girl and subject her to traumatic brainwashing?
>>118094656
Fuck off Oscar you die in the first 5 minutes
>>118095365
>Making Saber real.
It's important to understand that this is impossible in the direct sense. Also understand that even if she was real, she would almost definitely be thoroughly disgusted with all of us, and would want nothing to do with us. So keep that in mind.
That being said, Saber as a concept can be materialized.
>>118095156
Another idea for a ritual: We could post Saber on social media with text, acting like we seriously intend to summon her, and believe that it's possible. That would be funny, and would stir things up.
We could create a shell for a real Saber cult; the shell would be a crazy cult that would embody the common image of delusional, cartoon obsessed NEETS who have lost their marbles.
We could try and recruit followers for the fake cult by posting on facebook. It would be hilarious.
>>118095508
No.
>>118095547
No. Only someone stupid enough would think Saber was English.
>>118095365
I can't imagine Saber being interested in something like that. And honestly, yes, I would be at least a little uncomfortable with it.
>>118095365
>>118096842
This is essentially roleplaying. I don't see why we don't just open the flood gates on that issue; it's already the primary staple of these threads.
>>118070512
You shouldn't have waken up
