Show the item you are going to use to summon your Servant.
Pic related, I won already.
>>116737617
>implying
Pic related, my plot armour is stronger.
![[Coalgirls]_Serial_Experiments_Lain_03_(1520x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[03B81F3C].mkv_snapshot_12.42_[2014.11.10_19.59.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DmA86g7.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Serial_Experiments_Lain_03_(1520x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[03B81F3C].mkv_snapshot_12.42_[2014.11.10_19.59.44].jpg")
>>116737865
As if it would let you escape a nuclear blast.
Why the Holy Grail of course.
>>116737617
>>116738565
that would be interesting
>>116737957
that one gets delegated to the Gil role of not fighting seriously and always jobbing
>>116738663
Fuck that's a lame joke
>>116738824
modern art?
>>116738795
That isn't the cup of a carpenter.
>>116737617
How about some pages?
>>116738901
nips
>>116738824
Now I want to see a girl getting fucked by this.
>>116738663
So, what is it?
>>116738824
>It starts spinning high speed
Oh good my sides.
No, I winPi-piru-piru-piru-pi-piru-pi
>>116739269
You're better off not knowing, it's really shitQuarter pounder with cheese, get it?
>>116738824
>>116739395
Thanks.I love it.
>>116738824
What would it summon?
>>116737617
>>116737865
>Thinks they can use a catalyst to summon a Divine Spirit.
Idiots.
Come on! Work!
>>116739472
Your mom.
The one and only.
>>116739572
>>116739472
The dungeon master
What if I summon myself? Maybe I'll be a hero someday.
I'm not sure who it'd summon, but I'm willing to bet one whatever comes out.
What do I need to summon Saitama? One of his old combs?
![wooden_cross[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X9xUgPl.jpg "wooden_cross[1].jpg")
>>116738593
But he di- Oh, I get it. Excellent ruse.
>>116739736
>Expects Suaron
>Gets Frodo pointing out logical flaws in his enemies abilities
you done goofed
>>116739705
You only need your cum tissue clumps as a catalyst!
>>116739616
Even Onii-sama can't beat Demonbane.
Going to use this armband.
You can't win against god.
>>116739885
Actually if a carrot summons bugs bunny they are all fucked. Motherfucker is probably the most OP character out there
>>116738824
Oh shit
im dyin
>>116739899
Onii-sama IS a Demonbane.
>>116739907
I can try.
>>116739907
But I've already summoned the superior god.
>>116738165
>>116740073
Damn it, 4chan doesn't use exif thumbnails so it didn't work.
![[Underwater-rori] Haiyore! Nyarlko-san - 09 [0A30248E].mkv_snapshot_04.45_[2012.06.06_01.08.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RDP1qfZ.jpg "[Underwater-rori] Haiyore! Nyarlko-san - 09 [0A30248E].mkv_snapshot_04.45_[2012.06.06_01.08.59].jpg")
>>116739899
>Necronomicon
You'll get her instead.
>>116740062
I pray to her every time my internet goes to shit.
>>116740020
That argument doesn't work everything is a Demonbane.
Bring it.
I've got this shit.
>>116739957
Bunnies can be frightening creatures Anon.
>>116740195
Vampire is shit. She lost her full power already.
>>116740276
Good thing servants are summoned at the peak of their power.
>servant
I'll just fight on my own.
This shall be my instrument to victory.
>>116740316
not really, depends on class, the fame they in the country you summon them and the abilities of the Master
Unlimited juice works.
>>116740276
She can regain some power by blood transfer and she can regurgitate immortal slaying katanas. Step off, bitch.
>>116738824
>what the fuck
>>116740369
They still get summoned at the highest point of their legend (which is basically their most famous), I doubt you could summon Cu as just the dude who murdered a dog for instance
How would Light Yatogami do in the Assassin class?
>>116738824
Is it bad that I see a machine like that and think I'd love to create an army of those machines rigged to kill men on sight and impregnate women with my seed?
>>116737617
>>116740641
Not if you are a pork eating infidel.
>>116737617
>>116739799
>>116739799
This hardwood?
>>116740598
Probably, because no other class could accept him.Maybe Caster, but that would be a shitty Caster
>>116739395
Now, how do I avoid getting killed by him
dead end
>>116740641
Yes.
>>116740681
I have no idea.
What the fuck do I need to summon Assassin? A knife?
>>116740681
>Use "the Heart" from the first print of WSJ of that week
>Get Kubo
>>116740665
Which class?
What would be his Noble Phantasm?
>>116740803
>Summoning worst class
Why would you do that by choice?
the heroic spirit japanese truck
>>116740816
>enemies get sucked into the void crated by lack of background.
>>116740838
Be Kerry and kill all the Masters.
>>116740816
Like I need anything else. I already have 60 niggers.
>>116740803
If I remember right, you can summon a Hassan just by wanting to, since the word "assassin" always functions as their catalyst.
>>116740716
Is that that genius kid from Hellhole, Africa with the self-taught, 140+ IQ that got accepted into MIT? If so, holy shit, Stallman's got some competition in the batshit insane department.
>>116740689
I mostly meant if he would do well in the war as Assassin, assuming he gets the class benefits of caster (presence concealment). And maybe an extra one where if someone does see him they still think he is human and not a servant.
>>116740961
It depends on who the opponents are. Trying to get someone like Ryuusuke's full name might be difficult.
>>116740692
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. Hell, I'm not even talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm talking Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the Juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
>>116740834
Rooster.
Olive oil.
>not having him as your Archer
Step aside, step aside
>>116741170
>not Peyton Manning
>summon john cena as berserker class
>never lose because overcome muh odds
>???
>profit
>>116739472
Captain Sweden.
>>116741296
>wanting your Servant to choke in the final battle for the Super Grail
This is all I need. EX+++ noble phantasm, plus A+ Luck stat.
>>116741368
>he can fight while invisible because "you can't see me"
>>116741436
>implying he wont be ELITE and GOAT when summoned as a servant
I hope she can kill servants.
![Untitled-39000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4u8LgNe.jpg "Untitled-39000[1].jpg")
Step aside, inferior Archers.
>>116741445
>You just get Simon
>Both of you have to build you way into stronger robots
Game over.
What do I win?
>>116740692
Man what the fuck are these things and how do they even work? I keep thinking they're some sort of weird fan battle axe hybrid or fuck I don't know.
>>116741749
What would be his NP?
Yeah i would basically summon the Saber of Japan and i would be OP as fuck.
>>116741836
You summon him assaber right?
>>116739957
>Expect Bugs
>Get Tewi
>>116741988
How you even gonna get your hands on those in the first place?
>>116742047
>implying thats not the princess of japan posting
show some respect gaijin
>>116742047
Very carefully. I know the Sword of Kusanagi is said to be in a temple in Japan.
>>116741951
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Gunbai
>>116741969
His misshapen jaw gives him infinite prana.
>>116741749
>get slav conscript
>goes innawoods
>survives solely on cigarettes and vodka
>noble phantasm is cosmoline
yeah, that would be pretty OP
Wonder how he'd fare
>>116737617
He may not win the war for me, but he'll danm sure keep me alive the whole time
>>116741951
They're called Gunbai. They were basically shields on a stick.
>>116741969
>>116741870
Lelouch as a Ruler?
>>116737617
GG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiB8-2LK6s
>>116742314
Or this
I'll probably survive and whoever does win will have a completely hollow victory
>>116742232
Is this supposed to summon Ryougi Shiki?
I don't know what he'd do against most servants, but it's worth a shot.
>>116741445
>>116741373
Pretty sure the luck stat for anything TTGL related is going to be EX or more.
If I put usb key filled with images of spurdo does it summon him?
>>116739878
Nice, thank you, I laughed.
I summon Goro as shiki class
>>116742392
Someone much more powerfull
>>116739878
>Frodo appears
>Spends about 20 minutes pointing out flaws in the logic of his own summing
>>116742113
Oh. So she'd fuck him too.
>>116742154
There is a replica in the main shrine or some shit and the real one is preserved in a vault iirc.
>>116742181
So his jaw is like saber's dragon heart but activated?
>>116741749
Please spoonfeed me.
>>116742345
Oy is dat loadsamoney?
"Beep Boop"
How do I get Anshin'in-san?
Her ribbons?Her corpse?
>>116742215
You'd win if you could supply him with the mana to summon Requim.
What class would Homura work in? Assassin?
>>116741729
she can, she has, fate/extra
>>116738996
He chose...poorly.
>>116742757
either Archer, Caster or Assasin
What abilities would Donald Duck have?
>>116742021
I wouldn't be opposed to this.
>>116742907
Rage
>>116737617
>Shiva
NO GODS
Retard
>>116742660
That looks like a fucked up summoning. See, they summoned Fake Anshin'in.
>>116742953
>She dies horribly
>>116742945
explain what the fuck is this?
>>116740672
>pork-eating infidel
I thought half of /a/ was anti-Semites.
>>116743055
>Implying mudslimes aren't anti-Semitic
>>116743053
it's god brah
>>116743053
looks like a stomach.
>>116743017
They would have to summon a saint or some shit, you know how hard it is to catch a normal rabbit? Shes a fucking lucky rabbit. Shes like a normal rabbit on steroids who can live on the moon. Sure she might not WIN the grail war but that doesn't matter because she would be cute as fuck.
>>116742945
>Visually similar results
Ability to time travel
>>116743199
>>116743205
looks like a leech to me.
>>116743127
>mudslimes not being more semitic than khazars
>>116742945
Not of this world.
>>116737617
>just a humble hero clothes
Now what happens with a deck of these?
>>116739899
>Demonbane
ELDER GOD DEMONBANE
NO GODS
>>116743311
Killing servants before they ascended to throne of heroes?
It's all useless.
I'll deny all your existances.
>>116738565
Could Alucard be summoned as anything but Berserker? Perhaps Archer, but that's basically it.
a weapon to surpass the Nobel Phantasm
>>116743830
>archer
>not as caster
I don't see any contradictions here.
>>116740598
If he's assassin his noble phantasm would be the death note itself, so figuring out the other servants' identities would actually become the entire goal.
A pair of children's panties
Just try and stop me
>>116743311
this will be COOOOOOOL 2.0
>>116744116
a-aniki...
Here's hoping for pinhead. Might have to use a command seal or two.
>>116741373
>>116741445
>Noble Fantasm: Gurren LagannReality Marble: STTGL
>>116744190
you get these guys
>>116744272
oh man, don't summon THAT
>>116742408
In the anime Mewtwo is actually pretty damn strong and has a wide variety of psychic abilities giving him lots of utility.
>>116744190
wouldn't he be divine?
>>116744116
He'd just slap everybody's asses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wd0vmQMgmI
>>116743841
devil style would shatter the Nasuverse, it would be hilarious to watch servant after servant lose
>>116744272
Oh shit, is that a fingerbox? I fuckin loved those things.
>>116744272
Oh man, that's stepping into some hot water.I'm in
>>116744272
Is that a fingerbox?
Brings me back man
What kind of Nazi paraphernalia do i need for Otto Skorzeny?
>>116744509
oh wow, I've never seen a model like that before
is it an antique?
>>116738824
I can't even imagine if that fell into the wrong hands
Truly I summoned the strongest caster in existence
>>116744559
>Not using the sword that cut him
I can only imagine her as berserker though
>>116744138
Ryuunosuke would be proud
Would the Lance of Longinus summon Jesus or Longinus?
>Servant Caster
>Stats
STR: E
END: E
AGL: E
MAG: E
LCK: E
NP: EX
>Class Skills
Territory Creation: A
Item Creation: A+
>Personal Skills
Chuunibyou: A
The self-made legend of "Hououin Kyouma" enables "Okabe Rintarou" to perform feats otherwise impossible for his tremendously awful statistics. All stats scale with the strength of his delusion, and he is able to defy logic with nearly impossible magecraft powered by his imagination. In that sense, his greatest weakness is mere "cynicism" and any "reality that cannot be ignored". If he acknowledges something as true, this ability cannot overcome it.
Charisma: EX
Ranked not for its strength, but for its unique properties. While he cannot lead armies and seems to be a deviant among most, those of imagination or similarly "quirky" attitudes are drawn to him, even if such aspects of their character are oft hidden on the surface. In a battle of eccentric mages and larger-than-life heroes, such people are resplendent. This makes it difficult to fight him with "all of one's heart".
>Noble Phantasms
Future Gadget Laboratory: Cavern of the Mad Inventor
The ultimate expression of Okabe's Territory Creation skill, this is a workshop where dreams become reality, and every day items are enchanted with parameters and abilities normally impossible even with complete mastery of reinforcement magic. The productivity of this territory increases exponentially with allies Okabe has acknowledged as members of the laboratory, and likewise all such members are capable of using these items to their full potential regardless of their talents as a mage (or scientist).
Time Leap Machine: Fate Turns Counter-Clockwise
Okabe Rintarou's last resort. Using this Noble Phantasm to escape inevitable death also means acknowledging death is inevitable without it - the "Chuunibyou" skill is sealed. This tool allows one to turn back the clock a limited number of ticks any number of times, but total victory is all but impossible.
>>116742757
What would her NP be?
>>116744521
>>116744499
>>116744509
>>116744384
I lost mine
>>116744462
>>116743841
I"m not entirely sure how it would affect it though.
would everyone's luck just drop to 0, or would the effects of all nobel phantasms/reality marbles just never work?
Only Shirou and Archer would be able to counter my character.
>>116744741
the
>Future Gadget Laboratory: Cavern of the Mad Inventor
would be an OP as hell NP because Okabe could actually just create any Conceptual Weapon he wanted
>>116737617
Either Animal Mother or John Rambo would be good.
>>116744741
Can Okabe summon a reality marble?
yami yami fruit, yall niggas fucked
>>116744771
It's pretty easy to find one in an antiques store or something like that. Check your local flea market.
I'm sure they're still being made, just not mass-marketed.
>>116744757
Time stop/Rewind
Infinite storage shield
>>116744936
you could probably consider the Future Gadget Laboratory as a type of Reality Marble since it allows him to alter reality with his mental images
>>116744870
Nasuverse doesn't work on the rule of cool/rule of bullshit so she'd die pretty quickly even with Kamui Asspull.
>>116744771
just go buy another
but make sure to buy a wooden one, metal fingerboxes are just unsightly compared to one made from a warm wood
Noble phanstasm is to cast a spell over your heart without using mana
a piece of his clothing or some shit
>tfw destroy all enemies' NPs
>>116744870
Almost anyone could beat her
>>116745077
>>116745007
I was thinking of making one myself,I didn't know what wood to use though.
>>116737617
>>116745086
Mah negro.
>>116740033
She'll lose because she isn't the MC of FSN.
>>116745180
Who nep here?
>>116745176
I would say rosewood
the dark warm coloring of the wood would make for a beautiful fingerbox
How do I summon one of these guys as a Servant?
I want a cute, 10 cm tall engine of devastation.
>>116744941
>Impying you can even beat >>116740692
>>116744272
>mfw someone else still has their fingerbox
the basest of niggas
Alright, time to fix the reputation of assassin class servants.
>>116737617
Obvious, "all of them" or "his own" aside, what class would he be? Rider? Caster? Ruler?
>>116745059
>Nasuverse doesn't work on the rule of cool/rule of bullshit
Then why Gil jobs in every fight?
>>116745341
Caster, obviously. You could probably try and work him into Assassin, but really Caster is the best fit.
>>116745364
There's actually an explanation for each one of his jobs in the VN.
>>116745059
>Nasuverse doesn't work on the rule of cool
This is what Nasu apologists actually believe.
Also, I use this to summon a servant.
>>116744674
>Summoning Dirlewanger
>Tell him all the other masters and servants are Polish
>>116745364
Well >>116745430
But if you want a short easy answer, it's that he's way too cocky. Sure, his arrogance is justified (Pretty much no servant summoned in FSN can defeat him if he goes all out), but he gives too little of a fuck and then pays for it when they catch him off guard.
>>116745452
>His NP is a reality marble of Warsaw
>>116745452
I wonder what his NP would be.
This motherfucker right here.
Obviously Rider class.
>>116745557
Jesus.
>>116743830
Saber
Lancer
Archer
and Berserker
maybe caster but thats a bit of a stretch
>>116745452
>Class:Rapist
>>116745452
>Not summoning based Toshiaki Mukai as Saber
>>116745713
Can Shiki be servants?
Caster, Archer, or Saber?new Witch class
>>116745180
you summon these guys
What class?
Why can't Fate into Norse heroes?
>>116745718
Dirlewanger was more entertaining.
>>116744914
dude could you like get a picture of a real gun instead of a picture of a tiny ass plastic model.
christ almighty
>>116742358
>>116740203
>>116745934
Punch class.
A tracksuit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uzu58N-Sso
>>116742511
With all the mana transfers I'd give her she'd be extremely powerful.
>>116737617
I won't use any.
>>116745094
>>116745059
Only Life Fibers can harm Life Fibers and only Life Fibers cutting Life Fibers in perfectly symmetrical motion can kill Life Fibers.
If we're playing by Nasu's autistic rules then only tracing the scissor sword can actually beat her.
There's only one way this can end, and it sure as hell involves a bunch of ass devastated magesand a few missing galaxies.
>>116745452
>He collects his own mana
These discussions are always fucking stupid because Nasuverse magic is really and super-specific. And despite everything, the fighting is really fucking slow if even Shirou can outspeed Gilgamesh. Any super-sonic or faster character could solo any Fate servant.
I get a random Gold Saint
