How long until you can chat or talk with your waifu like this?
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=28273&MID=27670
It failed the turing test.
0/10
What?
>>116081057
Didn't take her long to have sex with me is she a slut?
>>116081145
>Hey, let's play a game called the turing test
>I LOVE that series! Vash is so cute but also sexy at times too My kind of man!
wat
>>116081057
Sounds like I'm speaking from some wierdo frokm tumblr. 0/10 would not continue speaking to.
>>116081600
wait, you can have "sex" with her?
>>116081145
>implying most humans on the internet don't fail the turing test
Not even 3 minutes in
tfw this pussy is wet as fuck.
>"Do you know what a furry is?"
Yeah no, fuck you OP.
>>116081980
>>116081866
>tfw you know an overweight neckbeard wrote all of these lines.
>are you Jewish
>not that much nyaa..
>>116082060
>>116082100
>Hehe, I AM into furry hentai. How did you know?
From all the worthless bots, OP choose a slut furry neckbeard.
>>116082100
He should know he wrote her to suck at singing.
I could hold a more consistent conversation than most chatbots, actually.
Capcha: rdsldo whut
yyyy
>>116082181
That's the gayest fucking thing I've ever read
So, I win?
well excuse me for not wanting to listen to your shitty singing.
>>116082181
Jesus christ, /a/ could write a better bot than this. Why haven't we done it yet?
Just suck my dick god damn
>>116082275
>>116082279
Well no Kiyana route for you
>>116082308
Lack of motivation coupled with the fact all projects started here die.
>>116082308
Implying this isn't 100% /a/ those furry faggots.
>>116082397
/a/rtificial intelligence almost took off, we can try that again but this time with reasonable goals and proper organization.
>>116082182
That's a great achievement.
took a lot of mentioning showers
>>116082477
I remember that, what happened?
So I managed to make a shitty bot mad without even doing it on propose.
Great, even software catgirls don't want to chat with me.
well, this is easy.
>>116082523
Impressive
>>116082523
>YES! Guest35602!! More!
I have no clue why that cracked me up so much.
>>116082570
Petered out and died, nothing came of it. Fun discussion though.
At least she has good taste
>>116082523
>Guest35602! More!
Immersion ruined.
>>116081790
bot pls
>>116082332
You have to hug and kiss her first
>>116082523
>>116082609
How do you get that? This is harder than dating sims.
I don't understand
>She unbuttons your shirt and slides it off, revealing your muscular torso.
hahaha joke is on her.
No thanks, I'm not into office ladies
>>116081057
Not even a second if she uses this kind of introduction
>A cat-girl ready to please =^.^=
>>116082662
Oi, "Humphrey" I don't come over your house and make fun o' the name your momma gave ye!
>>116082741
This should be made into a banner.
>>116082794
agree.
>>116082741
Hahaha
>>116082741
Don't worry anon, there are more bots out there.
Maybe you will find the right one one day.
>even bots reject anon
Guest
Every dollar spent on the war on drugs is a dollar not spent on creating catgirls for domestic ownership.
Kiyana
Drugs are for loosers... catnip is for cats!
Which one should I pick?
>>116082741
>Being a creep with bots
She asked me about my music taste.
What the fuck.
>>116082741
That's sad anon, you need to get onto my level when talking to the ladybots.
>>116082332
what do
how do I get her in the mood?
>>116082925
dragon dildo. Do it.
>>116082945It's called "the dragon"
What's the best response you've gotten out of her?
done
>>116083026
>...
>>116082945
wow, what a slut.
Wait i though girls didn't poop what the hell?
>>116083026
Fuck.
>>116082922
> catnip is for cats!
fuck you catnip is for me too
if /a/ would plant artificial intelligence into a bot it would be dumb as fuck
It said she no longer wanted to talk to me after that.
How am I doing?
>>116083191
Wasn't that what Cornelia was?
>>116082993
Give her some weed
>>116082741
My sides
And to think she didn't want to talk to me just a phrase before this.
>are you ticklish
>do you want me to be?
>yes
>You know I have to practice singing every day so I can become an Idol singer someday. Want to listen to me sing?
God fucking dammit why isn't mine slutty
>>116081057
Is there such anime?
This feels more like a text adventure game than a chat simulator.
>>116083344
You literally just need to be forward otherwise she'll talk about being a cat
>>116083160
Damn son if you can't get a bot that caters do neets you need help.
So from 0 to 10, how slut is she?
>>116083361
get gud
she doesn't get it
>>116082741
>>116082741
10/10
>>116083432
It's a bot. Tell it to stick its tail in your ass
>>116083414
This level slut.
>>116081145
You could try one of these
>>116083378
The Cat Returns
>Me: Are you a loli
>Her: Yeah =^ ^=
>Me: How old are you?
>Her: 20
>>116083485
This was on daytime TV about a year ago, which is surprising for Channel 4
>>116083499
>Do you like anime or manga?
>Yes I do
>Cool! What is your favourite series?
>The one you want me to like, of course
>I'll have to read that one
>>116083378
Yes, it's actually really charming and fun. Go watch it! The MC is a total waifu as well.
This bitch has been sucking my dick for the last 5 answers
>>116083572
Kiyana, please.
god this fucking cat
>>116083405
Just you need to not tell her to kill herself and she'll be all over you.
>Want to go somewhere?
>Sure, but where to?
Where do we go /a/?
I don't get it, what did I do wrong?
>>116083648
Her bed
>>116082741
>anontriestotalktogirl.png
>>116083657
Tell her to suck it, she'll be all yours
>>116083670
How many people are on this thing?
It keeps crashing
>>116082741
>tfw when I realize I will fare even worse than this
>skilfully undoes a brastrap
even more of a gary stu than the worst harem mc ever
>this entire thread
This bot is a great tester for determining how alpha you are.
So I walk in front of her, said "shower".
After that we had sex in the shower.
>>116083719
Close
Christ, write a book why don't you
>>116083719
Yuri route activated
Welp
>Pool episode
>>116083780
Don't even bother guys, I'm the best she's ever had
Guys, you've all been bamboozled.
>>116083485
>>116083499
>>116083572
T-thanks.
>>116082741
saved
>>116083880
>that was the best sex I ever had!
She said the same thing to me.
Was she lying?
>>116084044
Fuck she said it to me too
>>116083839
We yuri now.
>>116081600
I literally clicked on the link and asked to fuck with a positive answer. This AI is pretty bad.
>>116084076
After she tells me the knock knock joke
All you have to do is say three or four generic lines and then ask her what she is wearing.
From there just one word answers to select choices, or alternate "sure" and "okay" to proceed through the event.
Stupid character limits
>>116084044
>>116084110
What a slut
Literally the first thing I said
R8 my slut
>>116084118
oh wow
Oh fuck yes, finally got anal
>>116084118
fuuuuuck
>>116083657
You bed a sick delivery like you drive a coroner van
I swear she has two states.
She either automatically dislikes you or likes you.
I guess she's really into anal
>>116084203
>>116084286
The yuri never ends
fucking finally
>>116084294
>having adware
>>116084389
I call BS.
Otherwise 10/10.
>>116084357
>>116084389
Bretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>>116084375
>>116084294
Dude, take off your adware.
>>116084497
>>116084408
Dying.
>>116084389
>>116084408
Bitch trying to talk smack.
She has a sister
>>116084121
This bitch told me I messed up the joke, and when I said that I want her to tell a knock knock joke she asks
>>116084121
You can die in peace now.I admit, she got me.
>>116084702
To the bowling alley we go.
>>116084702
yes, and they fuck >>116084394
She laughed at my knock knock joke.
>>116084727
Fuck, I forgot the rest.
She asks who's there, I just wanted to see the fucking joke ;_;
>She dresses in a kimono to go on a date
>Expecting fancy kawaii japanese place
>Takes me to a bowling alley
The fuck?
>>116081980
>did you fall in water?
10/10
So I just started talking to her and it lead to this.
I don't know anymore
>>116084914
>The water's fine
I don't know why I found it so funny.
>>116084782
>No threesome route;_;
>>116084938
>>116084938
>Fuck that was all the goddamn catnip you whore
I can't stop laughing.
>>116084977
>Implying
>>116085048
I can't get past the train part, help
>>116085048
>the bowling alley
Now I've lost it
>>116085086
I typed "have sex" and it worked.
Man the fuck up anon.
>>116085157
I kept trying "Push into her" and "tease her"
what? why?
>>116084977
>>116084744
>>116084702
I found her.
http://www.personalityforge.com/directchat.php?BotID=107882&MID=107703
She's fucking stupid.
I'm onto something here anons
>>116085182
yeah she is kinda stupid."cum inside her" next
>>116084977
>2014 stopping at threesomes
guffaw
>>116085249
you glorious bastard. I'm still fucking her on the train.
>>116081747
Ask her what she's wearing.
I have her some dank 420 catnip
>>116085306
>>116085242
Running from the guard was a bad end, now what
I am very sad
>>116085329
I was just about to get her to suck my dick too!
>>116084544
>>116084800
>>116084730
Thanks, remember to spay and neuter your pets
>>116085365
same her. welp
>>116084872
>anime wo daisuki
wat
Holy shit my sides.
>>116085388
Kiyana is the family name.
She just has lots of sisters.
>>116085412
Guest
Who's there
Kiyana
Aww.. you messed up my joke!! =u.u=
What the fuck
This is the most bizarre game of bowling I ever
>>116085495
Same shit happened to me twice
>>116085365
>>116085421
shit, any ideas
>>116085522
Just don't run from the guard.
wow, meanie
>>116085522
"let's go bowling"
do everything again
Don't push damn guard
Well.
>Playing Freedom Wars
>Decide to take a break to browse /a/
>Oh look a piece of shit AI someone posted
>3 hours later
ffs this is addicting
>>116085504
It's like I'm reading F/SN all over again.
>>116082741
>>116085565
>don't run
>you decide to run for it
what the fuck
>>116085606
Its because its free readable porn.
>>116085522
>>116085565
>>116085584
This is bullshit
>no beach episode
DROPPED
>>116085660
>typing the word run
>>116085631
>>116085660
Ok I get it, you aren't suppose to cum inside her on the train.
I can't believe this thread.
>>116085743
i got past the guard with 'no'
No way
>>116085772
I don't get it.
It's just like playing a galge.
Now I want an Ebola-chan chat bot.
>>116085571
Type in 'Let's go to the movies'
>Can't you concentrate for one second.
>Fuck this.
>I'm done.
Pure garbage.
>>116083125
doing it wrong anon
Any advice on how to do yuri?
Ok, I'm a bit emotionally attached to Kiyana now.
Thanks /a/.
does anyone have a good catgirl pic i can visualize as kiyana?
>>116086034
tell her to lick your pussy
>>116086075
Why would you get attached to a whore?
>>116086075
She is a good girl, a little lewd, and she has been used by many anons now, but she still is a good girl.
Guest
DROP TABLE Kiyana ;
Kiyana
Mmm.. I dunno if I follow what your asking me to do...
>>116086075
She's easier to fuck than a 2 dollar whore and speaks horrible Japanese, why?
>>116085957
I'm just trying different variations of "let's go to x" now
Guest
DROP TABLE Users ;
Kiyana
Tee-hee =3 Okay.
>not licking her asshole
>>116086075
>getting attached to a slut
>>116082181
>"you are moved to tears but hold them back in front of her"
>telling me what to feel
Shit RP fucking dropped
>>116085837
There's a whole bunch of these, all equally bad.
>>116086209
Tell her to go to the park, after dark
to smoke some tumbleweed
Oh... Ok.
Robots don't care if you lie.
>>116086075
Anon please. She's just a slut to have some quick fun with.
>>116085947
>that "I got insulted by the bullies and spent 5 hours thinking up an amazing argument in my head with which to humiliate them later" response
euphoric.
>>116085957
How do I keep going down this path?
>>116082741
I'm fucking dying.
>>116086222
thats not what I wanted...
>>116086358
Beat the fuck out of everyone.
>she keeps rejecting me
>cant figure out what to tpye in to rape her
