Hentai Logic
>>112636436
>Hentai logic
More like woman logic. I've heard similar things from 3DPDs.
>I have not yet experienced my first menstrual cycle, therefore we can have all the sex we want and I won't get pregnant.
>>112636749
I see no flaws in this logic.
>>112636737
>Christian teen logic
Fixed for you. Heard this shit from guys and girls.
>>112636781
Are you suggesting that there is a relationship between ovulating and the ability to conceive?
>>112636436
Its 2D and Im still mad at that statement.
>>112636737
this
>>112636784
>Christian
kek
>>112637127
just forget it, okay?
>>112637127
I wonder if I can get a hymen implanted in my anus surgically.
>>112636749http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_birth_mothers>wikipedia
>>112637237
well that actually true
>>112637296
>kek
>Why is it strange for a sister to love her brother? We are siblings, we should be closer to each other than with anyone else.
>>112636781
a woman first ovulates after becoming fertile and not being impregnated. Therefore, it is entirely possible to get pregnant before ovulating.
>>112636436
>mfw I immediately thought that girl was Ueno from KnK
She's dumb bitch enough to think that.
>oh no, he filmed himself raping me and made copies, I better let him rape me more incase he exposes his crime to the world and gets arrested
>oh no, he got an erection - I better take responsibility since it won't go away until he cums~
>guy has rock hard dick and cums dozens of times all night long
Not even drugs can do this
>>112638470
>he can't cum all night long
>>112636784
>Christian Girl Teens
>constantly talking about no sex before marriage
>9/10 have those generic cross necklaces
>are the biggest closet sluts
Shit's hilarious.
>All women crave my tiny pea of a dick
>>112638470
I could cum 3 times in a row without any drugs if I tried. Maybe I would need a five minute break after the second time.
>>112638351
WHY do Japanese girls think this? The hardest part is to collect solid evidence, and it's already done for you!
>>112638470
I'm dry shooting after about 8 or 9 times. I wish I could shoot several ounces of semen every single time. Would make things more messy and fun.
>>112638627
I can do it, but only if I ruin. I've ruined like 6 times in a row I think to the point where the real orgasm was completely cumless.
>>112638660
And cumless orgasms doesn't hurt you? How the fuck does it not hurt?
90% of shotas have phimosis
>>112638470
I'm horny all day the night after heavy drinking. It's pretty much guaranteed that if I go to bed drunk I'll spend the entire next day jerking off. I could definitely see an all day/night sex romp.
>smegma is delicious
>>112637408
>doesn't even mention 11-13 because there are so many it's not even that shocking to be listed on the page
Jesus christ.
>>112638688
Why the fuck would it hurt? It just feels like an orgasm but nothing shoots out.
>>112638764
>smega smells nice
S-seriously?
>>112638764
This fucking shit. How could anyone like smegma?
>>112638844
Well it doesn't smell bad.
>>112638878
As a circumcised dude, i don't even know what it looks like.
>>112640257
Well you know what genital mutilation looks like, so you're one step ahead of me.
>>112636436
name?
>We are /a/, we are more interested in discussing penis than vagina
>>112636436
whelp, rip off her chest and stick my dick in her heart?
with blood flowing and spurting watching she died?
She say something ridiculous.
>>112636436
Meaningless sex but never fallen in love, that's what I assume she means.
>>112640257
As an uncircumcised dude, I also don't know what it looks like.
Seriously do you think that everyone who isn't circumcised has that.
>>112640793
That's what my hentai tells me.
>We are twins. We are made for each other.
>>112636784
I don't know a single guy that would have the audacity to think they're virgins after they've fucked a girl. There's much more social stigma and pressure for a guy that's a virgin than a woman so it's better for a guy to brag about being a non-virgin anyways.
>>112640848
>mfw I read Boku wa Im?to ni Koi o Suru
Twins born a day apart because they had different fathers. Mom cheated on day on their wedding day and got impregnated by both men.
>It is not incest if we have anal sex.
>>112640969
i love that one
>>112640257
Your parents already decided at birth you wouldn't wash your dick?
You are such a dirty fucking nigger.
>>112640622
Makes sense. Otherwise it would be more conjecture than discussion.
>>112636436
Why'd you cut off the rest OP? Full page attached.
>>112640945
The twins with separate fathers could happen, it happens to dogs sometimes. Not sure about the day apart though, I thought everything wants to evacuate the area at the same time.
>>112641201
This made me even more mad.
>>112641351
She loses her memories every day. She's been fucking glasses boy ever since.
>You're such a loser, brother. I'll be your temporary girlfriend until you find a real girlfriend.
>It can't be helped.
>getting their womb filled with semen everytime
>not even pregnant
Hentai logic
>>112641453
Well that makes me feel better, naruco's timestop hmanga was so good.
>>112641816
>>112641290
They can be a day apart if one twin was born like at night the previous day and the other in the morning. But they can't be a literal day apart because the mother's life would be at risk.
I'm disappointed I can't ejaculate yet still remain hard. Each orgasm feels like I've spent 1 hour at the gym.
>>112641201
I'm not getting any image hits. What's the name of this?
>>112641290
Biologist here. That shit's statistically impossible without in vivo manipulation.
>Wants to learn something sexual for your love ones
>Decides to learn it from someone else and becomes a sex slave to him/her
>>112642155
>reading NTR and/or cheatin
It's your own fault
Also for the thread
>Please rape me
That's not how it works
>>112638764
>>112638844
>>112638878
Smegma is rancid. But that's exactly what's attractive.
It has a very hefty, unique smell to it. In essence, it's the smell of your junk condensed into a small area.
It's probably not sanitary, but it's not much different from sweaty armpit smelling and licking in concept, except that it's the essence of the male erogenous zone.
That's only the girls that aren't submissive though. Most scenes are of girls being degraded through consuming that filth.
>>112638653
take lots of zinc supplements I hear.
>kissing after blowjobs
stop it
>>112642358
Are you 12?
>>112636436
I knew it
>>112642358
Relationships are give and take. You want a girl to do A2M, you have to learn to taste your own batter once in a while.
>>112642422
>You want a girl to do A2M
No, I don't.
>>112642289
thanks
http://exhentai.org/s/171273c40d/101200-124
>>112642436
nigga you boring
>>112642358
>not liking the taste and smell of your own dick
You gay or something?
>>112642436
Wow, what a boring faggot. Why are you even alive?
>>112638470
Five times before I get too sore and the amount of cum isn't even worth it.
Edging helps, but not much.
It's fiction guys.
>>112642108
You are a shit biologist then.
Superfecundation can happen the good ol' way. Women can drop two eggs in a cycle (hence why fraternal twins can happen) and she can fuck two men within a short period of time. It's just ultra-rare but not impossible.
>>112638470
My hand tired as hell in 2nd time
>>112642570
We take our porn very seriously, sir.
Whether it's fiction or not, is irrelevant.
>>112642358
>>112642358
>Girl gives MC blowjob
>MC wants to kiss girl
>Yamete MC-kun, don't kiss me my mouth is filthy
>MC proceeds to kiss girl
>Says there's no way the mouth of a girl can be filthy after sucking my cock
The ultimate proof of love.
I know there was an h-manga like that but I forgot it.
The worst hentai logic is the one wherethey actually love you.
>>112642358
You would suck your own dick if you had the flexibility to do so. What's wrong with giving your dick an indirect kiss in the meantime?
>>112642358
>gokkun followed by sloppy kissing without swallowing
oh god yes THIS IS THE BEST
>>112637408
Interesting that 5-9 is a wide mix of countires, and then at 10 it is suddenly over half USA. Is that socially acceptable over there or something?
>sticking a penis into a girl's womb makes her feel good
>Femdom /ss/
>Shota after 3 pages of teasing somehow flip the table and make the Milf cum with his 3 inches little boy penis and proceed to blow a giant load up her cunt 4 time in a row
God dammit
>>112642814
>/ss/ anything
You aren't gonna make me believe that the girl is feeling good with that baby penis
>>112642849
Yes, the Milf should get off the exoticism of fucking a young boy, like a weird perverse motherly love
She shouldn't get off to the fucking but to the teasing
>>112636436
Pick one.
>>112637408
>A 9-year-old Chinese girl from Penang, Malaysia gave birth to a healthy boy. No police report was made by the parents, who knew that the father was their 14-year-old neighbor whom their daughter loved.
D'aww
Hnnnngh my heart
>Oh yes, I love the way you're raping me
Bitch, if it's consensual then I ain't fucking raping you! You wearin' a wire bitch? Are you setting me up?
>>112638219
>a woman first ovulates after becoming fertile and not being impregnated
What do they teach kids at school these days? A woman menstruates after ovulating if the ovum has not been fertilized. Therefore she can get pregnant before her first period. In times gone by when women were married off at a young age, had sex regularly except when they were actually pregnant, and died young because they were exhausted from constantly bearing children, a woman might never have a period.
>>112636436
What's the source on this? Google gives me nothing.
>>112643073
>You wearin' a wire bitch? Are you setting me up?
My sides. Let me know when the movie/doujin comes out.
>>112643133
Never mind I'm retarded.
>>112643073
Nah she can enjoy it but if she didn't consent, still technically a rape.
>>112643087
That's my fetish.
>>112643073
>H-Manga about a poor sap that just wants to rape woman but it always ends in consensual sex. We'll follow the story of this man and his rapeventures to find that one woman that hates sex with him and feels it's actually rape.
>>112643073
Nothing wrong with play-rape. Shit can get pretty realistic if it's done right.
>>112640751
this, I'm feeling the same as pic in OP
>>112640751
>>112643201
It's basically like One-Week Friends except she loses her memory after each day.
>>112643238
To add she had sex for atleast 2 weeks every day with MC. She also had a diary but the reason she doesn't want to write the one she had sex with in the diary is becauseshe wants to experience the happiness every single day again.
>>112643158
Generally speaking, in hentai the woman who says that sets up the situation in which the guy is "raping" her. The intercourse was even part of her plan all along.
>>112643197
You mean you don't always "play" rape?
I bet you kiss prostitutes on the mouth.
>>112643384
>I bet you kiss prostitutes on the mouth.
>New doujin
>prostitute loves kissing
>but no one wants to kiss a prostitute
>she goes on a quest to find a client that wants to kiss her
>by the end she falls in love with him and stops being a prostitute
>>112643421
>client get's two kinds of herpes and syphilis
>Before antibiotics
>Client goes insane
>Writes philosophy that would form the backbone of world war 2
>>112643384
>You mean you don't always "play" rape?
I'm just using the term play-rape as a specific type of BDSM scene. The best sort starts with a pre-arranged mock abduction in a public place, that really gets the adrenaline going.
>>112642679
And the after line is...
The more you know.
>>112636436
Fuck you OP that story was adorable
>>112643311
just read it... I honestly feel a bit bitter. I was hoping she'd recover after having sex so much
It's not adultery if we use a condom.
It's not cheating, it's training.
>>112643815
Why bitter? She gets to enjoy the first time repeatedly.
>hentai logic
>>>/fakku/
>>112643557
Based Fatalpulse.
>>112643311
What is this from?
Hentai logic.
>>112642358
This annoys me too.
>>112644528
It's been posted in this thread already.
>>112636436
It hurts to live.
>>112642962
>shotaxloli
indeed that is cute
>>112642358
This reminds me
>guy in the army says he has tasted his own cum
>gets disgusted when a girl tried to kiss him after sucking his dick
>>112642358
>complaining about kissing after blowjobs
>not eating your own cum every time you masturbate
>not autofellatio
Pleb.
>>112644972
Tasting your cum doesn't mean you like it.
My throat was fucking aching and it felt disgusting after tasting it.
>>112645010
He said it was good and said that i should try it too.I politely turned the offer down
>>112642755
>sticking a penis into a girl's womb makes her feel good
The only thing's about Hentai I dislike.
Guys smashing cervix's
Tits that defy physics
juices that defy physics
>>112642063
It's worse when the second orgasm feels better than the first one.
BAKA
>>112643311
Fucking hell man.
It's so depressing when I search something by title and it's not on Ex.
>>112643196
That sounds fucking amazing
>>112644571
This seems really fucking familiar, I read way too many milf futa doujins.
>>112643196
That's the best hentai plotline I've ever heard
>>112638470
In one hour I can fill a bathtub with my cum and then swin in it.
I'm truly masterace.
>>112640622
Little girls are very lewd.
>>112641201
If it's any consolationhe's the one who took her virginity.
>>112647053
The best kind of lewd.
>>112642063
>In fact, you may want to thank her.
Based Chamber.
>>112636436
sounds like a real woman to me
>>112641816
>>112641852
>>112638470
pleb detected
>penis enters the cervix and cums directly into the womb
you cant do that without tools japan
>>112642358
I don't really mind it. It's my cum, and to me it's basically like snot or phlegm. Besides, kissing a woman you love is basically the best thing in existence. I'd eat some of my own cum for that any time.
>>112649413
> kissing a woman you love is basically the best thing in existence
I wouldn't know.
>>112642755
Some chicks like it, some don't. My wife hates it if do it too soon or I'm in a certain position, but if she's turned on enough or she's lying on her stomach, it's the best thing for her. Dunno mang, girls are weird.
>>112645010
>throat ache after tasting
Is your cum made out of acid?
>>112649449
I'm sorry.
>actually virgin girl rumored to have done porn
>fucks unremarkable MC to dispel the rumors
>>112649449
>Ass-fucking a woman you love while she has a large vibe in her pussy is basically the best thing in existence
FTFY
>>112649577
>My wife
Only a virgin could know so little about female anatomy.
>girlfriends
>wives
>3dpd sex
This place isn't what it used to be
>>112649700
>only a virgin
Okay.
>>112646753
That's from a parody blog though.
dave-littler.livejournal.com
has several similar rewrites, but LJ seems down and I can't recall the precise tag.
>>112649577
>not only normalfag blogging but normalfag blogging from a liar
Anon pls.
>>112650907
>penis only as thick as her arm
man, asians sure have small dicks
![0152[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PNW6w9I.jpg "0152[1].jpg")
>>112642466
Shit, I was not expecting that
>>112650907
This is my fetish.
There is no tag for it on ex other then maybe gokkun right?
>>112638599
Fucking Hana Hook
>>112642358
I love this, especially when they acknowledge it. One of my top fetishes.
I see no fault in this mans logic.
>>112641543
>It can't be helped.
This shit. Every time.
>>112650907
What is this? The exhentai file search isn't working.
>>112637404
I think you can but it would be single-day use, it's still dead tissue implanted to you.
>>112643509
this manga was hilarious and fuzzy at the same time.
Reminds me of this.
>>112652409
What's this one? Google Search gave nothing. I know this one being the NTR of his friend's lover or something only for the NTRing guy to have hots for the NTRed guy.
>>112656856
>>112652409
Nevermind found it
>Guy threatens a girl to suck his cock
>The girl doesn't just bite it off
>>112638844
Definitely
>>112656848
While the guy has a point, the girl is still a slut. Even if shes never offered her butt to a guy before, offering it at all is repulsive. I'm into anal, but the whole thought of "here you can fuck me in the ass because i've never been fucked there" is off putting. The ass is nothing special, the ass doesn't give life, it gives filth.
It's like saying "hey, I know you've had a shit life, and jsut want to fuck someone, so i'll let you bandit my fanny since no one else has done it before, that way you can pack shit while being shit in your shitty life. Up for it?"
>>112637408
>According to information gathered by Amnesty International Leyla Mafi, from Arak, Iran, had been prostituted by her mother starting from the age of 8. Leyla M. had a developmental delay (at the age of 19 she was assessed to have a mental age of 8 years old). Among the men who paid to rape the disabled child were several male relatives. She had three children, the first at the of age 9 and then twins at age 14. At age 19, she was condemned and faced the death penalty for the "moral offenses" of debauchery, incest, and illegitimate motherhood. Lawyer Shadi Sadr intervened on her behalf, and her sentence was reduced to public beating and imprisonment. After 2006, Ms. M was sent to a rehabilitation center and eventually came to reside in an apartment with a caretaker.
jesus christ
>>112642577
I don't think you understand how statistics works.
>>112657699
Iran is not a fun place.
Only in hentai, amirite?
Girls are weird and selfish.
I don't understand them.
>>112658290
If you are under the age of 18, or it is illegal for you to view the materials contained on this website, discontinue browsing immediately.
seriously you sound like someone just discovering all this shit
>>112658369
Do you understand girls?
>>112658369
No, but sometimes I just need to type out even my most simple thoughts.
It makes me feel better.
>>112646753
BITCH I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS
>>112658290
Don't try. They have cooties. Stick with 2D.
>>112658452
im on 4chan what do you think im not exactly covered in bitches asking me to get off and play with them some more
>>112643506
Jesus I'm dying, my sides.
>>112658671
Are you typing on a potato? Because your post sure looks like it.
Every. Fucking. Time.
>>112658854
>he doesn't have magic semen
Are you even a wizard, son?
>>112642108
You know how fraternal twins work right?
Let's see about that, shall we?
>>112659000
Doi sakazaki did some pretty good hentai
>>112657699
Why does the Middle East keep touting their just as civilized as the rest of the world when this shit happens on a frequent basis?
>>112637088
uh, I just read that and wanted to crope that panel
>>112658290
People are weird and selfish, anon. Not just girls.
>>112658854
I've seen an efukt video like this
>>112642679
I was looking for this
Thank you
>>112642679
I want a girl to love me.
>>112660144
>this feel
>>112660144
Why?
>>112660144
>>112660504
Normalfags detected.
>>112660144
i want a girl to obey me.
>>112646194
I politely ask for source, google directs me to nothing.....
>>112660621
It's a form of self-validation deeply ingrained in every human.
>>112660652
>you will never be 2D
>you will never have a (onee-chan/imouto/kanojo/tsundere/harem)
>she/they will never confess to you
>you will never be happy
>>112660774
>>112660652
>>112660774
>You will never wake up with a hangover and gun in hand after getting drunk and contemplating suicide after having read a doujin that went from sex to love in four panels in a way that makes you think that you will never find love like that
>girl actually being able to feel you cum inside her
>girl actually being able to fit a dozen different dildos/vibratos in her vagina at once, yet still somehow having a "tight pussy" after going through that
>girl finding pleasure in a guy fucking her ass raw without lube
>virgin girls gets throat-fucked for several minutes without vomiting or suffocating
It's almost as if the people who make h-manga have never had sex or something!
>>112661587
Why would you want to fap to 2D if you wanted it to be like boring real life?
>>112649577
I don't think you understand female anatomy. Or this is poorly veiled bait.
>>112661587
>girl actually being able to feel you cum inside her
And how would you know that anon?
>>112660676
You must first learn to love yourself before you will be loved by others and can in turn truly love someone else yourself.
>>112661587
>that guy who tries to derail threads into offtopic blogging
>>112661587
>>girl finding pleasure in a guy fucking her ass raw without lube
There this educational doujin that explains how the rectum produces moisture/water that lubricates the intestines. It goes for males too.
>>112661587
>girl finding pleasure in a guy fucking her ass raw without lube
Yeah, I'm more worried about the guy in this scenario.Torn frenulum
>>112661818
Shut the fuck up you hack, Evangelion lied to me.
It's actually better not to grow attached to people.
>>112661687
because 2D is supposed to emulate all the best parts about 3D without all the nasty 3DPD parts. If 2D girls didn't resemble real people in the slightest then we all might as well fap to kitchen utensils or something
>>112661780
second hand stories, man
>>112661827
what part of my post was blogging?
>>112661850
Well cool, I learned something today
>>112661587
>girl actually being able to feel you cum inside her
T-That's not true? My life is a lie
>>112661921
Only for low test betas with low ejaculate volume.
>>112662113
What?
You mean when you're edging and you cum too soon?
>>112662113
Where can I go to read more of your shitty blog?
>>112662106
I normally cum with about 5/6 spurts, and they reach quite far as well.
Would a girl be able to feel that?
>>112662224
Look at this faggot.
Obligatory.
>>112662218
No, it's more like too late, it's not as strong or voluminous. Sometimes it's blank.
>>112662224
You have a point, deleting previous post and saging.
>>112662271
>I'm getting a blowjob from a baby who has't even started to grow baby teeth!
>Panda cubs did come out from between my legs.
>Control this "Global Warming" in my pussy!
>I'm being fucked by my own cock!
>I'm raping my own father!
>Rape myself!
>but I'll take your virginity, Mom..
Jesus Christ, this is great.
>>112651164
UFOPORNOOOO
>>112662224
Blogging and asking for advice are not the same thing, anon.
This thread hardly counts as strictly /a/ material, yet it's we're all here, talking about penises and hentai.
Cut that anon some slack. He might not have anywhere else he's comfortable asking.
http://exhentai.org/g/690573/c5c2990047/
>>112662808
This is a late night topic. During the day it will just attract more shitposters and bloggers.
>>112661894
You have still so much to learn...
>>112661587
>girl actually being able to feel you cum inside her
That really depends. It is true no single female is able to feel the actual semen flowing into them because it's really not that much (probably a different story if it was horse amount).
Rather, for a few with a sensitive enough vagina, they're able to feel the spasms the penis makes when ejaculating (through blood pressure), therein telling them you have done so.
>>112662909
This IS a late night topic. It was posted at 1 AM. It's just lived until the afternoon.
Who inhabits a thread is really irrelevant, since /a/ isn't exactly normalfag heaven and the anon wasn't really blogging. We all share a single common interest, and there's nothing wrong expressing curiosity and or questioning that.
>>112663186
Ok, I will hesitate more in calling people out in the future. Anon can repost if he wants.
>>112663278
All I'm saying is that you be less critical of others who inhabit these threads. Especially the ones having penis troubles.
They all love porn and would never like to see that get derailed!
>it's not sex, my pussy is just giving your dick a blowjob
>mfw
>>112663278
No, it's fine, I'll post in a late night eh thread or a thread like this some other time. I agree that it was more akin to blogging than it had to be, with the personal anecdote along with the question, so I agree in that it wasn't the most appropriate.
>>112663432
Makes sense.
>>112663432
>it's not sex, i'm just using your penis as my personal masturbation toy
>>112663669
This turns me on.
>>112637408
You can't get pregnant until you have a period. All these girls got their periods at extremely young ages
>>112662741
Mee nukkuu.
>>112663432
>>112663669
>Son: mom I'm tired of anal sex I want to do it in your pussy
>Mom: IMPOSSIBLE WE'RE MOTHER AND CHILD
Really that's the line that can't be crossed?
>>112662417
>Getting a blowjob from a baby who hasn't even started to grow baby teeth!
>baby
>doesn't even have baby teeth
Dafuq
>>112663957
>o-okay but you can't cum inside
>BUT IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOOD I CAN'T STOP!
