Go to 2chan and bring something back.
Some paint thread
>>111910146
>?????
>>111910146
>>111910146
is he trying to do a troll face or is he a stroke victim
>>111910248
>>111910241
They're both reacting to the pleasure of
>>111910184
>>111910146
Are yuo having problems?
>>111910241
>>111910355
You don't even know how appropriate.
What.
I brought back these, what do I win?
>>111910532
That's pretty cool.
Nice.
>>111910532
This is actually really neat.
>>111909715
![1407585008045[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E47uRc2.jpg "1407585008045[1].jpg")
I don't, what?
The post translated to muscle bulimia.
>>111910616
Is that how they do the weird bloom looking shit in some newer anime?
>>111910677
I think it's a way to recreate that effect in Photoshop.
>>111910649
Be still my dog of war.
Who is this__qt_demon?
I see they have their share of cancer, too, even if I can't understand it.
It's like I never left /a/.
![1406811073434[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3kFdq9K.jpg "1406811073434[1].jpg")
This seems perverse, though I can't put my finger on why.
I don't know why this is so funny to me
This really is a goldmine.
![1406305223855[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j1LWtwu.jpg "1406305223855[1].jpg")
I think I found the best thread.
Somebody call /k/
perfect
>>111910975
But what will Akagi do next?
>>111910775
They fucking have a roleplay board (????).
Of course 2chan is 99% NEET otakus so it's all nerds pretending to be girls from animu.
>>111910729
Her name is right there
????
It'd be pronounced Asano Masumi
I found a thread on May /b/ but I don't want to violate Rule 15 by posting it. Is that show popular among otaku in Japan too?
http://iknowwhereyourcatlives.com/
Why?
Why is there so much shitposting on this board?
http://dec.2chan.net/59/futaba.htm
my new wiafu
>>111911235
>there are 38 cats drowning right now
>>111911265
But he's a-Oh.
what
>>111911155
is that reddit on the middle?
See, 4chan's the kind of fucked up I can handle, but 2chan's the Japan kind of fucked up, and that makes me too scared to go there
>>111911357
That fucking face
>>111911074
Just a word of caution, that gif may look cool, but the movie it's from is horrendous. Do not waste your time with it, I'm cereal.
>>111911357
I would love to drizzle all over her bowls and cups, if you know what I mean.
>>111911391
>>>/v/
>>111910568
jesus fuck japan
The hell is this guy doing?
Danny choo got his own damn airplane.
>>111911480
They have made their move.
>>111911480
NEAT
>>111911495
His dad bought it for him.
>>111911492
The text at the bottom says "the patient suddenly gets agitated" so I guess it's a hospital patient flipping out for some reason.
How do I save flashes from 2chan?
>>111911492
He doesn't want a shot.
El Psy Congroo
>>111909715
>yfw you go to 2chan and bring Berserk ch 336 raws back
>>111911250
post more ren-chon
I remember when 4Chan was someplace you could find weird and possibly humorous OC.
>>111911553
This is a Christian board.
>>111911535
Just looked him up. His children has fallen very far from the tree.
>>111911480
>getting creeped out by that
It's just exoskeleton or whatever insect had left.
>Net Characters board
>OS-tans everywhere
So fucking based.
>>111911624
>4Chan
>Chan
I can tell you don't belong here.
>>111911495
Wasn't he making an anime? What happened to that?
>>111910995
Saved.
We stole it all.
I cant tell if their furries are worse
>>111911256
That board is awesome, it's kind of similar to [s4s].
The name means "Nijiura Reprints Allowed" which I guess means you can spam your forced memes all you want or something.
>>111911694
>Am I kawaii? Uguu~
>>111909715
>>111911705
I like theirs better.
>>111911705
No fur, No furry
>>111911639
They are cicadas
>>111911766
cicada shells
![1407627367069[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UkHd0xU.jpg "1407627367069[1].jpg")
>>111911766
Their shells.
I need to switch to avast.
>>111911804
Based Japan.
>>111911804What if the zipper got caught?
>>111911842
They better shave their pubes first.
>>111911639
skeletons...ON THE OUTSIDE?!?
where can I watch live japanese tv on the net?
I had sometime ago links to some livestreams but then they went offline, any ideas?
>>111911826
I wish my avast was so kawaii.
![1407604885209[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UtsVg7D.jpg "1407604885209[1].jpg")
I want one.
>>111911886
?????
>>111911535
you mean Jimmy Choo who designs Jimmy Choo brand shoes & handbags?
>>111911938
>I'm going to tell him to google it in Japanese because it sounds cool even though I'm not sure myself
>>111911886
There are no easy solutions, they are paid channels mostly, so free services are illegal and get manhandled by the Japanese copyrights and so on.
There are a few shoddy services that you can pay for 'full Japanese TV'.
You're better off looking at the shows you want/like and searching off those.
>>111911938
I googled whatever that means and I haven't found anything interesting. I can't into moonrunes
>>111912051
The one and only.
>>111912051
Wow, that kid's dad is Jimmy Choo, I never knew.
He made his life out to be real hard and him 'working at restaurants to achieve my goal'.
>>111911705
Im like 90% sure that's from a western artist
I never thought I'd find Come and See on 2chan.
>>111912125
>'working at restaurants to achieve my goal'
I'm sure this nigga worked for Microsoft and Amazon having stocks in both.
>>111912069
Isn't there some sorts of livestreams going on all the time? not the ones that only stream animu, I'm interested in these jap shows where they do wierd and funny shit, news even tough I won't understand 95% of it and some occasional sitcom / drama shows
>>111911804
That'd still result in some major chaffing.
>>111912183
danny has a special page on how to make a resume (using his as template/sample)
90% /a/. The biggest discount this side of the hemisphere.
>>111912197
I'm suprised that people know about that album, or at least enough to have something like this posted
>>111912322
Holy shit.
>>111912183
Yeah, but he made it out to be something he got acquainted with after he got started with wanting to go to Japan.
As if he started from zero.
>>111912238
Watch Tore! on Youku or something, without subs.
There are extensions to bypass not being from Chinaland
>>111912341
Are you literally 14?
That is King Crimson's most famous album and King Crimson are widely regarded as prog rock pioneers..
>>111912341
Japs have awesome taste in musicgenerally.
>>111912051
>don't know who this guy is
>google him
>$3,000 for a handbag
>$1,000 for some shoes
Yeah, Danny Choo sure lived a hard life.
>>111911495
>mfw Danny Choo's blog got me introduced to "junior idols" because he made a blog entry about 14y/o Ai Shinozaki and he took pictures with her while she's in bikini
>>111912341
King Crimson is extremely popular on Futaba for some reason, beyond what you would expect. A lot of their posters like progressive rock in general, I guess since they're nerds.
I found this on the Korean Economics board (which is pretty much a containment board for Korean hatred), the kanji on the shirt is a slang word meaning "big dick".
Impressive.
Does 2chan ever have "Go to 4chan and bring something back" threads?
>>111912493
2009 is mai waifu
>>111912197
would be sad to eat that
>>111912439
Holy fucking shit.
>>111912565
>that plumpness
O-Oh my
>>111912386
I know, I was talking about in Japan. I didn't know they were into progressive rock in general.
>>111912513
Yes and sometimes we have threads of us taking pictures of their threads taking pictures of our threads.
>>111912565
The photoshop is so painfully obvious.
>>111912483
That's a big ass can of coke.
>>111912414
god damn did Yamato have some delicious girls
>>111912565
>that bf%
>>111912483
>????????????????????????????????
>Haha, sure man, go for it.
>????????????
Later...
>They sure love me here.
>???? ?????
>>111912616
>>111912069
*tip*
>>111912565
That's not her when she was 14 is it?
>>111912594
Pick literally any metal band that has been around for longer than a decade and they will, I guarantee, have a "live in Tokyo" album.
>>111912616
how did you make that font
I cant moon for shit, and im laughing
Wat
>>111912677
?????
http://133.242.9.183/up/src/f2792.swf Jojo?
>>111912653
I don't know. I just went to Google images and click the age 14 gallery.
>>111912677
????? ?????? ???? ???? ???? ???????? ???????? ???? ???? ???????? ????? ??????????
>>111912677
??? ?????????? ??????? ?? ???????? ????
>>111912705
>browsing military boards
mah nigga
>>111912677
???????????????????
>>111912694
Top fucking 10/10
>>111912594
You can thank JoJo.
Hey this looks perfect for sweaty neckbeard amerifats.
>>111912513
>>111911705
Thats from a western artist (I think a Spaniard) named Chalo, or Chalodillo
He makes a webcomic called Las Lindas about cow women pressing their tits together
>>111912694
Jesus that guy got burned hard
>>111912757
>I just went to Google images and click the age 14 gallery.
>>111912051
>>111912111
>>111912125
>>111912438
lel $3,000 for a Jimmie shoe/bag is merely entry level
>>111912787
i dont understand the point of that. If you want to get cold just take off the jacket
>>111912513
There's a Japanese blog dedicated solely to translating /int/ threads into Japanese. I'll see if I can find it in my history.
>>111912757
>>111912813
Would be intimidating if I wasn't already an agent.
>>111912513
>>111912792
Of course, it's worth noting that that's actually 2ch, not 2chan.
>>111912894
What do you do to all of us you find with porn?
>>111912894
How about now?
>>111912677
???
>>111912602
>Ai Shinozaki @14
>photoshooped
you've never see her dvds and Blurays.
even in the directors-cut behind the scenes footage without makeup... her skin looks baby-smooth and... fat like Sonico.
>>111912513
>>111912878
http://www.all-nationz.com/archives/1007400466.html
There must be some meaning behind this but I don't get it. Found on a board with creep shots of school girls.
?????
>>111913076
Oh wow, this is great. Thanks anon.
>>111912933
is 2ch the reddit of japan or something? I know it's more popular
>>111912973
>NSA
Purging computer.
>>111912960
If you're already a criminal, I stack it with the other shit. If you have no record, I couldn't give a damn unless you do a crime and I could stack it with the already committed crime. Manufacturer and producers are the main people that we look for. It's just like drugs. Might get a few dealers but we're looking for disturbers and manufacturers or a crime syndicate if you're in one of those.
>>111913162
I heard it's bigger.I dunno
>>111913076
First picture on the homepage and the responses are gold
>I'm puzzled that the key of the car is put on a desk I wonder do fit in the driver's seat in this body
>>111913162
No. Please don't take anyone who says that seriously.
>>111913115
It's the world-(in)famous Comfort Women statue
????????
>>111913115
US Army Class 5 Supplies
>>111913162
Imagine if 4chan was as popular as Reddit (I don't know if 2channel is that popular though) except you can't post pictures. That's kind of what it's like.
There's still Anonymous (???) and tripcodes, age/sage and all that though.
Futaba is more like old 4chan since most of it's users are shut-in nerds.
They have really weird taste in food sometimes. And that's coming from an Amerifat.
![576180Poster+-+Concrete-horz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2UaQ6Mc.jpg "576180Poster+-+Concrete-horz[1].jpg")
>>111913115
Cherish your naivete, anon.
>>111913203
Do you ever bother with 2D porn at all, even as lead to someone who might be into the 3D shit?
>>111913162
more like reddit is the 2ch of the western world.
reddit will soon sellout and I predict vast majority of them will flood 4chan.
>>111911694
6/10 would earn greenwings with
>>111913326
oh now i get it
>>111913326
I remember there was a manga of that story which was posted on /a/ once in a while long ago.
>>111913076
Did they ever unlock the secret of the panda image of mystery?
>>111913323
That's just shitty Croquette. How is that weird?
>>111913388
It wasn't supposed to be erotic but I still fapped to it.
>>111913323
>amerifat
no surprise there mr. burger
>>111913360
no they wont, if anything they'll flood to some new site or tumblr or w/e the fuck there is out there. Most of them avoid 4chan like the plague and see it as a gore and cp website only
Correct me if I'm wrong:
2ch is to 2chan like 4chan to reddit.
>>111913485
Rongu
>>111913485
That doesn't even make sense. Please stop.
>>111913485
I just asked something like this, read the thread
>>111913485
You have that backwards. Even then it's wrong because 2channel is still more like 4chan.
>>111912589
That's JoJo's author. Nice house.
>>111913485
Flip around 2ch is the super popular site full of normals, like reddit, 2chan is like 4chan with less posters.
>>111911688
It bombed hard
>>111913583
>2ch is the super popular site full of normals, like reddit
Except as >>111913553 points out, 2ch is still a lot closer to 4chan and Futaba than it is to leddit. That comparison has always been stupid.
>>111913338
We do. Especially if it might lead to 3D. Who ever tells you other wise is lying. But we don't arrest people for 2D and most of the time when it does lead to 3D, they're just holders. And yes we arrest the holders. It's still a federal crime to hold cp.
>>111912238
http://wilsonjj.me/jptv/
>>111911535
>Many people know that my father is the shoe designer Jimmy Choo and because of this, many automatically think that I must be loaded with cash - but just because the people who are saying this would easily accept or ask their parents for cash, it does not mean everybody would.
>It's unfortunate that there are so many folks in the world who use money as an excuse and blame others for the rut that they are in. Folks like this generally believe they do not have the ability to do achieve for themselves and that life can only be handed to them on a silver platter.
>My parents gave me everything I needed to earn for myself - a pair of arms n legs and a reasonably healthy body - I do have asthma and spinal hernia but not complaining as thats nothing compared to illnesses that some others have to deal with.
>The best thing that my dad has ever done for me was to let me achieve and earn on my own - he didn't want me to turn into a vegetable. You can read what happens to some people who accept to be silver spoon fed in the Why Money Doesn't Motivate Me post.
>Anyway, if I wanted pocket money then I had to earn it and I did so initially by working for dad part time.
based Danny work ethics
http://www.dannychoo.com/en/post/27024/Jimmy+Choo+Danny+Choo.html
>>111910893
except they actually use the greentext feature for quoting
I dont think they have the >implying thing on 2ch
>>111913162
That comparison carries a lot of implications around here, but not entirely inaccurate.
????????????????????????
>>111913607
hot
>>111913404
most of sadpanda traffic is from moonland anon
>>111913820
???
>>111913820
The Japanese for laugh is Warau ( ?? ) which starts with w so a series of w's represent laughter.
>>111913744
I absolutely love you, good job.
>>111911357
>>111911396
OC
>>111913820
?????
>>111913712
How do you guys usually do that, torrent monitoring? Hanging out in IRC channels, or do you usually just catch the idiots who post about it on non-anonymous forums and facebook?
>>111913859
The nips called it "panda image of mystery", after they went here.
>>111913771
Pretty much all you needs is a good base. Danny got a great one.
The have a board just for ramen.
>>111913771
>That feel when dirt poor
>Work my ass off every day
>Bosses friends and relatives get promoted over me despite a good attitude and work record
>No other jobs in the area
>No money to move
Get fucked Danny Choo you rich cocksucker.
>>111914151
because they are much more discrete then you retards, reminder to the faggots who make sadpanda threads daily you were the reason for this
>>111913607
Reminds me of Gantz
>>111914206
That's a lot of bean sprouts.
>>111914316
I think you mean discreet, unless you're implying that they can be put into a one-to-one correspondence with the set of natural numbers.
>>111914206
it's like 4chan would have board just for burgers or junk food in general and I'm not even an amerifat
>>111913771
>people think I didn't work hard for money because I was gifted a life in a rich family
Well, it certainly fucking helped, people work their asses off everyday and don't get to be as successful as he because of the opportunities provided.
>>111913583
>>111913485
2ch is basically 4chan text version.
>>111914376
yea that, sorry I'm not a native speaker
>>111914113
They lookout for the likes of "Thad"
Holy shit I just noticed they all use feminine speech patterns on their yuri board.
>>111913771
Danny's like a nigga on an stranded island with trees that he can use to build a boat to paddle his way to success. My ass over here in the middle of the pacific grabbing any debris that drifts close so I don't go under.
>>111914616
>McMichael claimed this post was a joke
>>111914624
That's fucking cute
>>111910975
Anyone have the picture they used as background?
>>111914654
>bunch of greasy neckbeards gasping for air while they end each of their posts with ~??
>cute
Anon, please.
>>111914655
You can find it on Sadpanda.
>>111914702
Stop projecting.
>>111914655
doujin is XY Girls, sequel got translated not to long ago
>>111914702
It is cute. I'll at least hold their hands.
>>111914655
It's part of a doujin, it's on sadpanda
>>111914702
Try >??? instead.
And they also use ?????? as a greeting.
So it's even worse.
>>111913771
>>111914421
This. While I won't say he's a talentless prick, he has done a lot of work, but when you start with a nice base capital...
He works for his dad if he wanted pocket money. Some work because they need to have meals for the rest of the week.
>>111914743
I'm sowwy ~ :3
Think Im on a school girl board.
>>111914757
>And they also use ?????? as a greeting.
They use a lot of the same reaction images as us.
>>111914811
They have no such thing. They even got rid of their equivalent of /s/ years ago, either because 3DPD or more likely it was full of CP.
>>111914811
>sweatshirt around waist
>loose tie
>shitty $5 headphones from ROSS
>sluttily showing thighs
>2 hair pins
0/10 would not stalk
>>111914900
Where the fuck am i?
