This is a zip containing 39 lines of Kurisu waking you up. I ripped the audio files from an obscure japanese android alarm clock app you can't get that easily. Previous thread has been deleted for some reason.
https://mega.co.nz/#!NZh03BTA!G-SM1nfssCoJPpzjP82mMOvFa-7uBPzoiOlaa9qCHmU
Uhm, thanks?
Could you upload the apk aswell please?
Post in the archive if mods decide to single out this thread for deletion again.
>>111380875
T-thanks, OP.
Can you give the apk as well?
>>111380875
>Okite, Hoouin-san
Immersion broken.
>CHRIS_25
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
>>111381249
Record over it with static.
Is this really Imai?
>>111381018
Mega doesn't like me at the moment, I'm looking for a different site to upload it.
It's not like I appreciate this or anything.
>>111381383
Yes.
>>111380875
Thank you Op for this. I'm one more step closer to my Waifu.
>CHRIS_
>>111381386
http://pomf.se/
>>111381273
OH GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL
Thanks a lot OP
>>111381438
Thanks
Here is the .apk:
http://a.pomf.se/osgwpa.7z
CHRIS_29 is the by far the best.
>>111381551
Thank you.
Can you reupload just the audio files?
>>111381662
http://a.pomf.se/jjnjpj.zip
I see she must drop memes even when waking you up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UYlnrHeLFy
a.pomf.se/ldalyj.aac
By the way, there are also apps for Okabe and Suzuha, and I coul do the same for them. I would have to buy them for 350¥. Which one would you prefer?
>>111381982
I'd assume Suzuha
>>111381982
Okabe pls
>>111381982
Okabe of course..
>waking up to FUUUUAAAAHHAHAHHAHA
>>111381982
my precum is oozing already
thanks OP
>>111381982
Okabe.
I want to wake up by a guy telling me to get my labcoat to blow stuff up in the name of science
>>111381982
>mfw my husbando
>>111381982
>No C;H
>>111381982
Suzu pls. best girl.
>>111382275Bokenasu~
>>111381821
>the date and kissu part
I just found out there is also a Mayuri one. Anyway, I won't upload anything today. I will post again when I have more for you.
>mfw this is the only picture of Mayuri I have on my phone
>>111383303
Please include something like steins gate apk or wake up apk in a comment if you post more so we can find it in the archive.
>>111381982
>Suzuha
>GET UP, YOU HAVE TO STOP WORLD WAR 3
oe guys, what was first, Jonh Titor hoax or Steins;Gate VN?
>>111383693
John Titor. You think they predicted a time traveler?
>>111383693
"John Titor" alias TimeTravel_0 was posting in 2000 and early 2001, so yes the hoax came first.
>>111383734
>>111383757
fascinatign
Although Suzuha will always be better
Holy shit, thanks OP.
I'd like to hear Okabe's next, but more Sci;Adv anything is great.
???
>>111383818
Obviously. The original John Titor couldn't fly.
Based OP.
I'd like Okarin next too.
>all these fujoshits
POST BEST GIRL
>>111385649
>post best girl
Ok
OP is a god among men
>>111385649
>post best girl
Ok
>>111385649
Let me fix that for you Suzubro
>>111385649
But all girls are best girls
>>111383303
You should rip it for Steiner
Someone dump kurisu images while we wait.
![00170_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ce7SfYx.jpg "00170_[1].jpg")
>>111387070
>>111383757
>hoax
Let's make a donation fund for OP because he is spending money on us /a/nons.
Dear diary, today OP was not a fag.
T-Thanks OP.
>Imagine and Sugita's ages don't match up, and they've gotten too old too
Fuck this gay earth.
>CHRIS_25
>>111381969
God damn, why is she so lewd waking up?
>>111388304
>CHRIS_36
>>111388304
>>111388469
>not CHRIS_37
>>111388717
>>111388469
Muh dick, pretty sure I heard all of these in an eroge somewhere before.
>imagine is old enough to be waking up her own kid like this
declining birth rate too stronk
>>111380875
I want to fuck her just to hear what she sounds like when having sex.
Now I just need an Aki alarm clock.
>>111389277
Imai has done eroges.
>>111389411
I don't believe you.
>>111389496
She has. I just can't understand moon well enough to find her sex scenes.
This is still the best alarm ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAb1QBUz208
>>111389572
Well, I googled it instead of just checking the Wikipedia page and it would seem you're right. I'd love to hear some of that. Guess I'll have to hunt down some of the eroge she's in.
>>111389411
I'd probably still fuck her.
And I checked and she is in at least 2 but one is yuri and she isn't even an MC in the other.
Note to everyone: Do not make Find the Blue your alarm with your phone at full volume. I nearly fell out of my bed.
>>111389496
I know she's done
- Michiru in Koi to Senkyo to Chocolate
- Jinchu Lee in Majikoi
- Kiiko in Kuttsukiboshi
She also voiced a character in Walkure Romanze
I found Kurisu annoying as fuck.
Maybe I just can't into tsunderes.
>>111390160
Kurisu is one of the best tsunderes.
She's not so overbearing that she becomes a bitch, however she's tsun enough to qualify as one.
>>111390033
Well, while I've found that she has done voice acting in eroge, she hasn't actually had any h-scenes, I don't believe. Like, with Michiru, she only voiced her in the PSP version and the anime, so she didn't have h-scenes there. Haven't looked into Majikoi, but Jinchu Lee seems to not have any h-scenes, either, I don't think.
Kuttsukiboshi doesn't seem to be an eroge, but I don't know how lewd that OVA gets.
I just want to hear Imai moan, dammit.
>>111390302
She's in Hakuisei Ren'ai Shoukougun but I don't think she fucks anyone and it's yuri.
>>111381982
>no Duduruu~
>>111390302
She's in Akaneiro ni Somaru Saka and she has an H scene. I just need to figure out how to get to it, goddammit.
>>111380875
Asami Imai confirmed for best girl
>>111390264
Yeah I hear that a lot, and I'm glad that she isn't the abusive type, but how she always complains and nags at everyone really got on my nerves. Not to mention she's arrogant and full of herself, and every time anyone does anything nice to her or she does something for someone else, she does the whole "I-It's not like I wanted to or anything, b-baka!" It gets old really fast.
>>111390528
Anon, do you know what character she is? Control+F for "Imai" isn't giving me results on the Wikipedia page for the VN or the anime.
Maybe she used an alias?
>>111390650
She's the little sister character. If you can figure out how to get onto her route, I'd appreciate it.
>>111389354
Best taste in this thread.
>>111390302
Lee recently got a route in a mjoikoi VN, enjoy the H.
>>111390650
She voices Minato, pretty sure she goes by the fake name of Hikaru Mizusawa for that, she also gets replaced by someone else for the anime and PS2 port.
Salute-chan telling me to wake up when?
>>111390641
She's considered one of the best upcoming scientists in her field. And in all honesty, she's far more humble than some of the nameless PhDs I've met.
And maybe you focused too much on that because I didn't seem to notice those sort of antics too much in the series.The VN is far superior, by the way
Oh.....
I never knew I wanted this
>no Ruka
No qt trap alarm clock
Reminder that 2016 Moeka is a sex goddess.
>>111390864
http://www.tenshi.org.uk/sdb/pages/seiyuu/Imai_Asami.html
Yep, now to find those.
>>111390994
If KobaYuu is waking me up, she had better be screaming like a maniac, not being some soft voiced trap.
>>111391070
Okay I want that now too.
God damnit
>no rukako
>>111390724
a.pomf.se/rsocum.zip
Save file, I think.
>>111389699
It's not as hot as you'd think. I've listened to them for reasons and I think she's just joking around when recording these because her not H recordings sound more lewd. Just leaving this here.
http://www.mediafire.com/listen/9niff6z4t5vc5xn/Prism_Rhythm_H-Scene_Recording_01_Caroline_Marigold.mp3
>>111391910
Is she having a baby there?
>>111391910
I dunno, still got me solid. The talking is a little abrupt though.
>12
>16
>26
>37
Thank you anon.I needed this today
>>111383303
>tfw when i know i will miss it and ill never ever get these ever again
>>111392554
There's more of them here.
http://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=327398&showfiles=1
>Chris 16
CHUNIBYOU NO JA NAI
>>111392702
>no seeders
;_;
>>111390994
>mfw I accidentally read that as "Not qt trap alarm cock"
>>111392702
I really shouldn't.
It's a good thing there are no seeders or I know I would.
>>111390957
Sadly never my friend.
>>111393050
There's a guy at 86% and another at 56%.
>>111392702
>No seeders
No
NO
NOOOOOO
>>111392881
>>111393050
>>111393179
http://www.mediafire.com/download/8bq44f7yic6x5nu/Imai_Asami_H-Voice_Recordings.rar
>>111392702
Holy crap, I need it.
It's not Kurisu, but I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGmNd0YTdSo
>>111394160
I thank you anon, but it was never meant to be.
>>111394292
Disable Adblock.
>>111380875
This is the perfect example of things you didn't know existed, but you must have after knowing its existence.
>>111391910
>????
I thought Japs weren't allowed to say that unless it was under extreme circumstances.
>>111394534
It's not like eroge are all that subtle.
>>111394534
>H scene
>not an extreme circumstance
>>111380875
>mfw listening to this
This is what happiness must feel like.
>>111394534
Silly Anon, Japanese aren't allowed to talk at all.
>>111385649
>POST BEST GIRL
Fine.
>>111394957
What color underwear do you think she wears?
>>111395076
Sterile white.
Or 2ch brand.
>>111395076
what underwear?
>>111395122
2ch makes underwear now?
>>111385649
>POST BEST GIRL
right behind you
>>111395235
Suzuha ain't fat
>>111386091
Only right answer
>>111394957
Is this an edit or is it from an official source?
>>111395180
No, but maybe @ch does.
>>111395453
It's official.
>>111395611
$chan when?
>>111395668
Where from?
>>111389354
I could get behind this.
Thanks, OP. I was getting tired of waking up to Shini no Uta anyways.I can't lie.
>>111380875
Thanks. I want a male character audio waking me up. Where can I find?
>>111381982
Suzuha would be amazing.
>Kurisu tuturu
For those that want it, you can hear Maho Tutturu at the beginning of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5LiJLNpf4U
Also, you can just listen to her speak in general, Maho a best.
>>111381982
>so apps for Okabe and Suzu
C-can I get both? Please.
>>111397903
god maho is adorable
>she will never be animated
>>111390826
I'm playing it right now. It's far too much for my dick. It's almost like a cosplaying Kurisu h-scene.
>>111397903
Is Steiner gonna translate this?
>>111398639
there was something with whynot and the drama cds that I can't remember
>>111398639
>Steiner
>Actually getting anything done
>>111399645
17/321 disagrees with you, anon. Sort of.
>>111399880
That's probably mostly Winkel.
>>111399964
I was under the impression that Winkel was taking more of a back seat role on this one. Like translation check or editing or something.
>>111400085
Who knows, I know Winkel is translating some other stuff as well along with getting ready for medical school. Still, 17/321 isn't much after several months, though it seems they finally found those special lines.
>>111395076
confirmed for white, which is perfectly fine with me.
>>111380875
Thank you.
I now look forward to waking up.
>>111400331
I believe her bra is black though.
>>111400972
Chigau Anon-san
>>111401210
>>111400972
>>111400331
Girls have more than one pair of underwear you know.
>>111400972
Why do you people use a single scene to confirm what panties color a certain character wears. It wouldn't bea surprising at all if they just happen to have many pieces of different colors. I never understood why such a fixation on the color.
>>111401278
You are quite correct.
>>111401278
They have more than one set of clothes too, that doesn't stop her from wearing the same exact outfit every day.
>>111401398
That's just authors being cheap to not drawing a different outfit for different days but I guess the same could be said for underwear.
>>111380875
Suddenly I think I can live a bit longer.
Aishiteru? I only know like 3 kanji.
nb
>>111401549
In Steins;Gate Mayuri notes Kurisu's clothing, she probably has mutliples of it.
>>111401858
It's her modified school uniform.
>>111401901
It's supposed to be the modified version of >>111394957, right?
>>111401956
Yep.
>>111401956
Yeah, I think so. I still don't know the source for that image, though.
Any Suzubros here?
>>111402040
>posting 3rd best girl
>>111402040
>>111402040
I don't think there are any straight males who wouldn't want Suzu to sit on their face.
Alright, here we go!
Ayase > Nanami > Kozu-pii > Sena > Rimi > Yua > Seira
Kurisu = Maho > Suzuha > Mayuri > Faris >Luka > Moeka
Aki = Nae > Frau > Airi > Jun
I dropped Steins Gate like one or two episodes in because it was boring. Is this girl worth picking it back up for?
>>111402233
Personally I'm not too big a fan of her body type. Too lean and muscular, not enough cushion.
>>111402233
Try attacking her and it just might happen.
>>111402276
It's a good show that picks up after a bit. Watch it.
>>111402276
Read the VN.
>>111402316
Seconding the visual novel.
>>111402300
You like Moeka then?
>>111402316
I don't like VNs.
>>111402375
Why not?
>>111402375
I'm always curious when people say this, what are your reasons?
>>111402369
Moeka's just ugly, so no.
Don't get me wrong, I still love Suzuha and would fuck her senseless, I just prefer girls that aren't as slim when it comes to fuckability.
>>111402432
I'm not great at paying attention to them for some reason. Books, fine. VNs don't work well for me.
>>111402274
Ayase > Sena > * > Kozu-pii
Kurisutina > MOEka > Suzu > Mayushii = Faris > Rukako
>>111402432
Not him, but they're boring as hell. All the effort of a game with 10x the reading, but none of the fun. I'd much rather just read a manga that tells the canon story instead of a glorified "choose your own adventure" book with pictures.
>>111402475
Sure you don't have ADHD or something?
>>111402475
Put it on Auto and it's just like watching a subbed anime. Without that much animation.
>>111402375
get out you secondary scrub
>>111402522
I literally have ADHD, yes. It's just never been a problem when reading books.
>>111402512
Steins;Gate has no manga, so yes
>>111402512
>glorified "choose your own adventure" book with pictures.
Now this has to be bait
This is the same as the people that say all anime is moeshitand coincidentally haven't watched/know very little about anime themselves
>>111402490
>Kozu-pii at last
>Moeka that high up
This would never wake anyone up.
>>111402556
Huh, I have ADD and I do better with VNs than with books. I think the sound helps me pay attention better.
>>111402574
>This is the same as the people that say all anime is moeshit
What? That's exactly what they are. A VN is just a digital picture book with multiple paths. That's what makes it a VN.
>>111402566
I'm aware, but I'm not going to suffer through the VN because I have no interest in doing so.
>>111402590
You're right, Kurisu's lovely voice would soothe me back to sleep.
Don't mind me, I'll just be the super minority in the corner...
>>111402652
>A VN is just a digital picture book with multiple paths
Anime is just a series of pictures with some voices playing. What's your point?
![zetsubou001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5iIbh96.jpg "zetsubou001[1].jpg")
>>111380875
>Wake up to these
>Every morning wake up alone and realize there's no Kurisutina next to me
>>111402685
Feyris is the most underrated from s;g
>>111402693
I'm not sure what you're trying to say. I don't like VNs because there is a single canon story, no gameplay, very little voice acting, and nothing much going on visually. I'm just looking at a static image and reading through text until I get to make a choice, which is just me clicking one of several options.
It just isn't my cup of tea.
>>111402737
>>111381982
get Okabe.
>>111402801
Steins;Gate doesn't have traditional choices, for what it's worth. And certainly not "very little voice acting", every character is voice acted including the protagonist. And the images aren't entirely static either, the characters have animated lip flaps.
>>111402432
They're way too long and the pacing is usually bad because of the format. The writing is often very questionable as well since most of them are just elaborate porn setups anyway. Steins;Gate is very good in this regard compared to something like Muv Luv with shittons of flashbacks and irrelevant scenes and entire long as fuck story arcs that shouldn't have been more than one 24 minute anime episode's worth of content, if thatlacross, I'm looking at you. Not to mention all the awful, shoehorned sex scenes and the one completely retarded tentacle rape scene so bad that I nearly gave up after like 70 hours invested to that point. It makes you wonder if the writers even tried. I still read Muv Luv because the setting and story was great, but I think the format really weakened the story rather than complimented it, which is what should ideally be the case in your choice of format for the story you want to tell. I also don't like the whole multiple endings thing, especially when there's the whole "character endings and then a true ending after 6 times through" system. Having to go through like 6 times really diminishes it more than anything, the story is usually stronger and more focused if there is one well-written ending planned from the start than trying to split everything up so you can be with your waifu. It also really diminishes the impact of the true ending when you have to go through 6 others to get to it rather than coming to it at the end of the story naturally.
>>111402801
Based on everything you said you obviously don't have much experience with VNs, if at all.
Not all VNs are heavily choice based. Images on screen change constantly and are often animated.
Just like anime, pictures on a screen isn't the incentive, it's that combined with the story that's being told is the reason most people watch anime. Sure, VNs are just books with added effects like voices, music and art, but how is that a bad thing?
>>111402274
Okabe>Kurisu>Mayuri>Luka>Faris>Suzuha>Moeka
>>111402575
>not liking MOEka
And Kozu-pii is that low because she was completely auxiliary and irrelevant to the story, she could be removed completely and have no effect on anything.
>>111403110
I dunno, she did run into Sena's dad that one time, which was our first real introduction to his character.
>>111402801
>very little voice acting, and nothing much going on visually.
How many VNs have you fucking played, because that doesn't describe most of them
That sounds like 1000 yen comiket doujin VNs, not official releases like S;G
>there is a single canon story,
Steins;Gate any many other VNs have a true end, and other VNs are static anyway
>>111403110
I won't disagree that Kozu-pii was irrelevant, but she's still cute as fuck!
>>111380875
Thanks OP, late to the party, but I got some Imai Asami goodness to share, only skimmed the thread so they might've been posted already but whatever.
Drama CDs from neptune, she voices Noire:
youtu.be/rsNUn5VrHxM
youtu.be/lGmNd0YTdSo
Windows 7 theme from Bing:
www.mediafire.com/download/xdl16ne31ccwkre/
Enjoy.
>>111403088
>Based on everything you said you obviously don't have much experience with VNs, if at all.
I have attempted to play more than a few VNs. All of them bored me to death.
>Not all VNs are heavily choice based.
Then they are just a book with added annoyances to me. I would much rather read a plain old book or read manga.
>Just like anime, pictures on a screen isn't the incentive
What? The entire point of film as a medium is to provide the viewer with a story in motion.
>but how is that a bad thing?
I'm not saying it is. You just asked why some people don't like VNs and I told you. To me they are just a weird thing straddling the line between game and literature.
>>111402801
You make every single decision in Steins;Gate by directly controlling your phone. Like answering a call or not, sending messages, ect. Often you don't know what the consequences will be. You feel really immersed into the story. It is not like most other VNs.
>>111403199
>Steins;Gate any many other VNs have a true end
That's what I said. There is one canon ending. In many VNs you need to actually try to get the canon ending. I am not at all interested in doing multiple "playthroughs" or reading a guide to get the story. I play games for the gameplay. I read books for the story. I go to VNs for neither because they don't do a good job of providing me with what I want.
>>111403388
You can get the true ending of Steins;Gate in your first playthrough.
>>111403352
Not interested. I want the story. I don't want to make choices and get side stories that didn't happen in the "true" story.
>>111403320
>Then they are just a book with added annoyances to me
... music, visual cues and aids, sound effects, and voice acting are annoyances?
They're deep immersion tools for most.
It's why people gush over mediocre VNs like Katawa Shoujo and Yume Miru Kusuri when they have no previous experience with the medium, because immersion is that intoxicating to most.
But I guess your taste is just different.
>>111403320
>I would much rather read a plain old book or read manga.
The quality of a work is not determined by the medium it is contained in.
>>111403319 here, noticed I made a mistake. Put wrong link for the Windows 7 theme.
www.mediafire.com/download/d0nwn8t9nugunrp
My bad.
>>111403283
I just hate characters that have no real purpose other than to be waifus or harem members, which is why Ruka is also the lowest on the S;G list, since he was clearly just the token trap rather than being important to the story really.
>>111403440
>... music, visual cues and aids, sound effects, and voice acting are annoyances?
A VN is mostly static. It's just a picture that sometimes has a minimal amount of movement (usually really cheap "animation" with cut pieces moving across the screen). It's lie listening to CD while reading a picture book to me, and there's usually very little text on screen at one time, which makes them tedious for me to read.
>>111403454
I dislike the entire medium. The quality of the work is irrelevant because I am not interested in the medium as a whole.
>>111403528
You're a god amongst men anon
>>111381982
I will personally put money in your account so you can buy all of them if you can reasonably convince me in an email that it's you and not someone else trying to steal my money.Other anons can feel free to write me too, I love you guys. It's not like I want to be your pens pals though or anything!
>>111403528
...What did I download then?
>>111403575
>A VN is mostly static. It's just a picture that sometimes has a minimal amount of movement
Again I ask you how many visual novels have you played?
That's not even remotely true for a lot of VNs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-27H4XNAc
Modern VNs have plenty of fantastic animation.
Once again I say it sounds like you're describing ten buck unofficial games rather than actual visual novel releases.
>>111403575
>I dislike the entire medium. The quality of the work is irrelevant because I am not interested in the medium as a whole.
Fair enough I suppose, I just think that's a really generalizing way to think about it. No medium is fundamentally perfect, but there are bad VNs and good VNs, bad anime and good anime, bad video games and good video games. Most people determine whether or not they like it on a case by case basis, not by writing off an entire genre that contains some great stories in it.
To each their own I suppose.
>>111403575I agree with you Anon, you are not alone.
>>111403675
That video is a perfect example of what I hate. It's a slideshow with some static images being slid across the screen.
>>111403528
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. Are you telling me Namami has the same voice as Kurisu? I've had it for years and never noticed.
>>111403663
A Windows 7 theme pack with Takita Juri as the VA. Sorry again.
>>111403770
Why do you continue to over simplify everything?
>>111403770
I find your tastes to be abnormal and will leave it at that.
>>111403818
I'm not. It's quite literally a slideshow. I could make the exact same scene in Powerpoint using the movement tools.
>>111403776
It's a different Nanami. I think you're thinking of Nanami Madobe.
>>111403892
Ah, you're right. Well thank you for this one then, I can now have my waifu's voice instead.
>>111403528
>mediafire
Use mega next time.
>>111403875
It seems like you're forgetting the novel part of visual novel.
>>111403875
Anime is literally a slideshow too though. I could remake it frame by frame in power point.
>>111403970
I just took the link, I didn't upload it.
>>111403982
I've already went over that. There's usually less text on screen than with a book or manga, and there's more clicking involved. Not interested.
>>111404022
Don't be pedantic. In the video that the other guy posted it is clearly just a set of static images with other static images sliding over the screen. It's so similar to cheap Powerpoint "animation" that it isn't even funny.
http://youtu.be/LeuozNu1ZNk?t=12m33s
>>111404022
>being this pedantic
Not even him but if the honestly can't tell the difference you're just trolling.
>>111403982
He's also conveniently forgetting music and voices, too. Like he has been this whole conversation.
I don't mind if someone doesn't like VNs, it just seems like he has silly reasons. All he's done is state what VNs are and say that's bad, instead of saying why they're bad.
>>111404078
>There's usually less text on screen than with a book or manga
And now you're forgetting the visual part of a visual novel.
Are you somehow considering its constituent parts and.. not able to conceive that they might interact in a way that allows for a more unique experience than individually?
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So how is a 'slideshow' a bad thing, then?
Why do you think quality necessitates animation?
