ITT Things you learned about nip school life from anime
Transfer students are like unicorns
>>109012345
They only stop for virgins?
Every school building in Japan is designed the same way: windows on the left side of the classroom and an accessible roof for eating lunch on.
>>109012317
School starts in April.
Always thought that was interesting.
They go on field trips to the middle of nowhere so that they can make curry.
Why?
Popularity is the key to intimacy.
Every class room is positioned in a way, that when you look out you see the field track (or alternatively place where P.E. activities are held).
>>109012491
>implying that doesn't happen in murrican school
I went to a secluded camping area where I had to eat shit food and sing some retarded songs.
They stand up and take a bow to their sensei before lessons.
I thought that kind of idiocy only existed in America, but replace sensei with the stars and stripes.
>>109012317
They use blackboards like they're some hot shit.
Fucking whiteboard masterace
There are no poorly run schools. They all are great institutions where there's never any violence, sex, or drugs.
>>109012697
>GTO
>Cromartie High
Casual attire is forbidden
>>109012697
>has never watched the plethora of delinquent anime
>doesn't know how competitive getting places for Japanese high schools is due to all the really shit schools
You know nothing.
They punish you by making you stand outside the classroom with buckets of water.
Gangs are filled with guys who occasionally laugh at you or make you feel bad. This is bullying apparently.
the class president is usually the prettiest girl in the class
>>109012633
>What is basic respect
Careful, your edge is showing.
The Student Council is the highest level of authority in all of Japan.
And they all secretly have super powers.
>>109013181
>t-thank you
After high school, your life is fucking over.
schools in niplandare incredibly unforgiving in terms of isolation. It seems hard to make friends without some fantasy element coming and saving their lives from depression and bringing them to sol harem goodiness.
They are constantly having sex
>>109013274
Well it's true.
Except for the lucky 5%, most people after high school become wage slaves or hikkis.
Avoid the person sitting in the second seat from the back by the window at all costs
>>109012633
I had to do this without the bowing when I was in school in Switzerland. Not all school do this however.
I learned that they don't have sourses in the second semester of their third year.
>>109012633
Well, at least they don't pledge allegiance every morning.
That Kim Jong Un is emulated in terms of school uniforms
Going to a club isn't optional, it's required.
>>109012570
I never went on a single field trip the entire time I was in school.
You dont ever have to go to class.
>>109013100
That isn't a Japanese thing. It's a rural American school thing.
Probably stemming from being a british school thing.
>>109012633
You know, you could have just, not done it.
>>109012633
Brazil-fag here. School is such a lax environment here that you can do anything in class and not get called on it.
I used to play MTG in class, while others played cards and even domino. It wasn't all that bad, even. In some places students will smoke pot during class, but it's not like you can call those places school anymore.
School was so much fucking fun, holy shit.
>>109013474
I actually think this is cool
I mean, my school did fucking shit, after 2 PM the school was just fucking empty and no one was using it
It would be actually pretty cool having the students same interests interact with each other since pretty much every class was isolated
>>109013328
Strangely enough, the recession has shaken up the salaryman system, so you're not even secure as a wage slave.
So it's a mixed bag. The economy is in the gutter, and you may not have a job, but at least you're free.
Girls have their names printed on their swimsuits. I actually wonder why.
If a girl wears a long skirt she's a delinquent
>>109013577
So you can tell them apart, dumbass.
>>109013648
And if a boy dyes his hair.
The smart guy is the most popular one in class.
>>109012633
We also did tis in Colombia. Not anymore though, kids these days don't give a single fuck.
Back on topic,
>You can stay in school for as long as you like, even overnight; or go there at midnight and nobody cares.
You can insult the teachers and no one will care. Also, the teachers are pussies who won't do anything if they see any bullying going on.
When you are late it is mandatory to run to school with bread in your mouth.
Crossdressing is normal
The ideal lunch of a Japanese high schooler is bread with noodles on it.
Storage closets miraculously lock by themselves if you bring a girl inside
Let's get this started:
>being late for class apparently makes you a delinquent
>having bad grades will fuck up your resume for the rest of your fucking life
>girls cannot use colorful accessories
>individualist is kinshi
>you have to wear your uniform at all times, even on days off
>summer homework
>student council somehow has powers that over-rule teacher and staff
>you need permission for HAVING A JOB HOLY SHIT
>what you do outside of school somehow reflects on your school
>you have to clean the fucking toilets HOLY SHIT
>you are expected to arrive earlier in order to clean the school COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?!?!
>you aren't allowed to be in relationships
>surveys for what you want to do in the future
>ribbon/tie colors indicate which year you belong to
>disciplniary comitees WHO THE HELL THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?!
>dying your hair is frowned upon, makes you look like a delinquent
>if you skip class, people you don't know will be forced to go to your place deliver the printouts you missed(surprisingly lax)
>everyone has a booklet with the phone number and address of their school mates
Cont...
>>109014057
That wasn't a miracle tho
>>109012633
Kebabland here, we did that in elementary school, minus the bowing of course.
>>109013474
I wish that was the case here. Maybe then I would have friends.
>>109012697
I thought violence and drugs in school was an exclusively burgerland and third world thing.
> there is always that one student who gets 100s and then there is another that gets near 0s
>they are stay in the same grade for the rest of the year.
The student council, clubs and class presidents actually do something. That was alien to me.
If a pupil is suspected of being a victim of domestic abuse, they send a random teacher on a "home visit" instead of actually getting a social worker involved.
The method of usually discovering if a child's home-life is bad is their grades going down.
>>109013969
I learned that I want to fuck Tadakuni's boypussy
>>109014132
>schools are never locked, and sneaking inside is easy
>for that matter, none of your personal belongings that stay in school are safe either, and anyone can probe your stuff
>the teachers/staff can breach your privacy at anytime for whatever reason, to probe your belonging(I am not even a FREEDOM type of person, and I think this is outraging)
>you are not allowed to bring anything to school that isn't school related
>NO RUNNING IN THE HALLWAYS
>students may abuse their senpai previleges at anytime, at any place
>you are NOT allowed to ride a motorvehicle to school, even if you have a license
>people die/go missing during the rush to get the most popular pan
All I could think off for now.
>>109013983
>going to study abroad in Tokyo this fall
>first thing I'm doing once I get off the plane is buying yakisoba bread
>>109012494
You can get popular if you just tell people what they want to hear, and support their decisions no matter how stupid.
And people say Persona is unrealistic.
The nurse office doubles as a love hotel.
Lockers are spacious enough to fit a boy and a girl.
Gym storage sheds can't be unlocked from the inside.
>>109014262
No you still wouldn't.
>>109014391
>there is always that one student who gets 100s and then there is another that gets near 0s
That's not so surprising though, my sister's average of all grades in four years of high school was about 95 or so. And I had a friend who struggled to get two digit grades during the entire first year.
>>109013211
Respect of what? America's not a particularly nice country.
The pledge of allegiance was initially nothing more than a ploy by a flag salesman to sell more flags. But, with the rise of the Red Scare and McCarthy-ism, it became and remains to this day a means of social conditioning and the instilling of petty jingoism.
That may be all well and good outside the West, but it's just not the done thing in first world countries, and frankly we all regard the Pledge of Allegiance to be kinda creepy and fascistic.
>>109012388
I don't know if you thought you were joking, but that is actually true.
>>109013712
Unless if it is not blond. Green, blue, red, purple, rainbow are okay.
>>109014132
>dying your hair is frowned upon, makes you look like a delinquent
It's because you're not taking pride in being a part of the glorious Nippon master race.
>>109013553
*Brazilian school is such a lax environment
>if a school is girls only, then they are all gay
>if a school is guys only, then they are all delinquents
>if a school is co-ed, all the girls are in love with the most average, unnoticable guy there who is also the only guy at the school who isn't actively seeking a girlfriend
>>109014132
>having bad grades will fuck up your resume for the rest of your fucking life
This is pretty true in countries that use final exams as opposed to the American system.
>>109012633
>>109014646
I don't think I ever had to the pledge of allegiance in middle or high school. Then again, I went to private school.
>>109014520
I hereby grant you the Ayamine Kei Seal of Torpedo Tits and Fried Noodles on a Bread.
>>109014767
Well, if you're in a private middle/high school you've probably developed the necessary critical thinking to see through any further training.
Can the same be said of the white trash hillbilly in Buttfuck Nowhere High?
>>109014646
I think he meant respect to your teacher.
>>109014765
This is just wrong. All employers should use their own evaluation systems for hiring new staff.
>>109013698
this is because in real life, they all have have the same general appearance, hair color, and hair style. Distinguishing hairstyles and colors are only in the 2D-realm.
>>109014765
Nobody in the UK gives much of a fuck once you're a few years out of school.
>>109013143
It is a mild form of bullying, but bullying nonetheless.
>>109014897
Perhaps, but they don't.
You fuck up your final exam, you don't get to uni and chances are (unless you do some sort of apprenticeship) you end up in a shit job.
Because, chances are, if you got bad grades in secondary you probably lack the traits employers look for anyway.
>>109014765
>using final exams as a measure for life success
Academia is not the real world
Highschool boys drink large quantities of non-alcoholic beverages to the point that they need help getting to the bathroom to throw up. Why they do it is a mystery.
>>109014959
Unless you go to uni. And, if you're not going to uni you're probably lower class anyway.
>>109012633
The pledge is only done in elementary school. Middle and high school we never had to do it. Strictly speaking, the pledge isn't mandatory, you don't have to participate. But it'd be pretty unusual for a kid around 10 to go against the grain that hard. Where as in middle school you'd have smug tweens refusing to do the pledge on principle, so that's probably why they don't bother with it past elementary school.
>>109014132
>you have to clean the fucking toilets HOLY SHIT
>you are expected to arrive earlier in order to clean the school COULD THIS GET ANY WORSE?!?!
Honestly, I think this would be a great tradition to start elsewhere. Letting the kids clean the schools teaches personal responsibility and pride in yourself.
>>109015069
>Unless you go to uni.
Then they care even less what you got on your A Levels etc.
>>109014998
>using the words secondary
Now I know you're not murrican
>>109015093
We did it in high school. There were a few nihilist/goth/emo kids that didn't do it because rage against the machine, but no one cared.
>>109015175
I'm inclined to agree. Kids would make a lot fewer messes and would treat their school's property with better care if they were the ones who had to clean up after themselves.
At my middle school especially, the kids were rude shits who made horrible messes in the bathrooms and hallways.
>>109012317
individualism is to be stomped out
never show up your seniors
foreigners are weird
>>109012633
we had to sing the national anthem in elementary and highschool here in argentina, don't know if they still do it tho
>>109015021
Is there some law against showing minors drinking or is it just morally wrong?
>>109015184
Not up here.
>>109015253
Where did you go to school? It might be because I live in a very liberal part of the country. I mean, after 9/11 happened in middle school, they did drape a huge American flag in the main hall, but we still didn't do the pledge every morning. Much less in high school.
>>109015175
In the US one kid would get sick and then the parents would sue the school for millions for making their snowflake get close to bacteria.
>>109013274
>implying that isn't true
>>109015175
>>109015258
This. Discipline is one of the most important things a school thought to kids, but nowadays it's all thrown to the garbage because of the "muh individualism and special snowflakes" attitude.
Do nips really have "measurement days" where they check breast size for government statistics?
Google confirms that the anal sticker testing kit from Kodomo no Jikan is a real thing so I'm willing to believe anything.
>>109015301
It's illegal to depict minors drinking in anime, I think the author of the manga was just making a joke in the panel though.
People who play baseball are considered the superstars of the school
>>109015387
Yep, penis inspection days too
>>109014891
I miss teacher respect. Sadly, many teachers in the US are there because they can't do anything else, don't really try to do a good job, and thus don't demand respect. Places where teaching is respected feel more civilized.
>>109015387
That's a test for worms.
>>109014891
What does forcing children to pledge their lives to the country have to do with instilling respect of the teacher? What if the teacher is critical of the US?
>>109014289
Seriously? Like no where else in the world has kids fighting and smoking weed at school? More like Japan is the only place where that doesn't happen.
>>109015499
No I meant the standing up and bowing to your teacher part.
>>109012317
If you're good a memorization, you're a god.
Cram school is shit.
Being a transfer student is like being handed a popularity grenade you're legally allowed to throw at any time.
If you speak any English, you're automatically everyone's best friend.
Field trips are the best times to sneak off and make out.
No one looks good in school uniforms, or else everyone looks amazing in school uniforms.
People give a shit about clubs there.
Every girl is either an aspiring waifu or a slutty whore.
>>109012633
We had to spend 30 minutes everyday singing praise to god. Hymns, prayers, etc. All in a chapel before school started. Doesn't matter your religion either.
>>109015567
Oh yeah, that's pretty self evident.
>>109015556
we actually smoked weed outside our school, never inside.
>>109015499
>What if the teacher is critical of the US?
You don't want monsters like that teaching your children, do you?
>>109015556
Well, if you count nicotine as a drug (it is), delinquents are both violent and drug addicts in manga. In real life though, smoking is probably the worst they do
>>109015387
It's called a physical exam, you have them in America as well, but they're not mandatory and are typically only performed as-needed and on your own time, visiting a doctor of your own choice.
I never had to get a full physical while in school because I never did anything that required it. My brother played on the school football team so he needed to do a full physical exam and get a signed permission slip from the doctor saying he could play.
I do recall doing some hearing and vision tests in elementary school, which is how they found out I needed glasses, but all my weighing and measuring was done with our family doctor, not at school. I think the reason for this is old fashioned American prudes.
>>109015605
30 minutes at the start of the day too. Friday was 1 hour.
>>109015556
>fighting
That's not really violence, no, what I meant was the school shootings and stabbings that happen every week or so in the burgerland. Also, I think the students are not dumb or cocky enough to smoke weed at their schools, they do that at their home, at least that's what they do here.
>>109015556
kinda, yeah
the US is really casual with weed. Guess it's cause it's more readily available with Mexico so close and so many secluded spots.
>>109014145
She is.
>>109013382
and what if youre that person
>>109013553
>>109014705
This is why Brazil's education system sucks shit.
Everyone is obsessed with maid/butler cafes, and haunted houses.
>>109015605
What do you mean your religion doesn't matter, would a Christian school accept Muslim or Jewish students?
>>109015727
Expect some crazy fucking shit to happen.I sat in that seat. Crazy shit happened.
>>109015669
No, we got people who hotbox in school parking lot, my senior year we had students dropping on `acid' (I think it was more likely to be NbOMe) during class at school.
>>109015727
Then you, my son, 'ave a fucking existential crisis on your 'ands.
>>109015705
I have to disagree
Cultural festivals are a thing
>>109015616
Hilarious shoop action
>>109015605
We sing a few hymns at assemblies and have services at the start and end of terms, but it's protestant so it's pretty fucking weak sauce Christianity.
School Cultural Festivals is the best week of the year
>>109015735
>implying Brazil doesn't suck shit in general
>>109015780
Damn, that's disgusting. I really wish that education systems worldwide would go back to the olden days when discipline mattered and teachers and principles still instilled fear on students. Now we are raising a generation of nothing but degenerate scum.
>>109015822
Alright Tomoyo is great too. I should really finish the VN.
>>109015767
They didn't give a shit what religion you were, you had to go by their rules and follow their beliefs.
It was a very, very heavy Christian school. Like we got taught that evolution was wrong, had an actual lesson on the Bible that we got exam'ed on and once a month we'd have to dedicate 5 hours on a sunday to a ceremony at school. It was a shit.
They spend ages learning algebra and theoretical subjects they're never going to use and no time learning practical based vocational subjects.
>>109012633
I shit a brick when I learned that americunts pledge undying allegiance to their country, as children, every morning at their mandatory schooling.
This is some sick shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhJ5_7QCOE
>>109015705
mah nignog
>>109015847
You'd like to believe that, wouldn't you?
http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/sciencetest.asp
>>109015780
Lol
I used to hotbox in the school bathroom
I remember a lot people were crying about my class because we all went and smoke cigs/joints in the bathroom and that became a fucking gas chamber.
>>109015904
This is funny. Just last year I was walking to my car (I went to a highschool) and a kid drove by yelling "you wanna buy some weed?!" at me.
I live on the west coast so it's pretty much the status quo.
>>109015970
It's my faith that compels me to believe it's all lies.But damn...
>>109015904
Y'see, we manage a nice, respectful fucking school without brutal, 19th century military style discipline.
>>109015970
>private christian academy in South Carolina
Who fucking cares
>>109015954
>algebra and theoretical subjects they're never going to use and no time learning practical based vocational subjects.
Unless your idea of vocational subjects are limited to flipping burgers and standing in front of the cash machine all day, those stuff do matter.
>>109015957
But it's totally voluntary, again, you can choose to just not stand up and say the pledge. Hell, I did a roman salute to the flag and said "Seig Heil" to the flag when we were done and no one bats an eye. It's not like it's some sacred event.
>>109015904
Nah, drugs are pretty neat.
>>109012317
all the girls secretly love the shy beta wannabe nekcbeard in the class
The delinquents will always be cool and the roof is a great place to eat lunch.
>>109016041
That's really good for you and all, but the majority cannot do that. They need the military style discipline to not be deadbeat scum.
>>109015957
We don't /have/ to. At events and assemblies people do, but it's not like you'll be pulled up by your collar and forced to pledge allegiance.
>>109015954
Are you seriously implying that algebra isn't a useful subject? Are you implying that the theoretical isn't important?
>>109014897
You'll still be able to get a job, but you get accepted to universities based on your exam results. And not having a degree usually doesn't get you far.
>>109016042
the fact the government even allows that in private schools is pretty fucking depressing.
>>109015970
>Were you there
Oh god my sides just fucking exploded.
>>109015705
here, take the CG it's based on from the VN.
the VN's route had a lot more depth to it and it's one of the few times I actually liked the ending and way it played out when it comes to multiple girls going for the same guy.
>>109015970
Why would the dinosaur being the size of a sheep matter.
Does that make science less real
>>109014132
japs call people who speak their minds delinquents
>>109016093
People who are in school at that moment won't be using them later in life.
>>109016109
that three year old voluntarily learned and recited that oath of fealty, yes....
>>109016202
Me too. Top chuckle right there.
>>109016263
I think it matters because they claim that people and dinosaurs lived at the same time, in the same habitat.
>>109016140
You can stop treating people like deadbeat scum without shouting at and beating them for being deadbeat scum.
A little bit of fucking respect and sincerity goes a long way. Building a good relationship with your pupils, and telling them of your disappointment when they do wrong is often more effective than trying the throw them through their school career. Because if you do, they will hate you for it. And some will break, a frightening prospect for a country that already has so many school shootings.
>>109016226
I wish I didn't watch the anime before playing. However I was an idiot who couldn't figure out how to change system local or whatever and I ended up watching the anime. Some day I'll play it again.
After I finish the three I'm currently playing...
>>109016263
>Why would the dinosaur being the size of a sheep matter.
To fit on the ark I think. Otherwise you'd have to say that a lot of giant dinosaurs fit on the ark, and you know that would just be implausible.
>>109016109
>what is peer pressure
>>109016351
what you currently playing?
And yeah, the VN was better than the anime but that doesn't mean the anime was bad; I still liked it.
>>109016355
The ark was implausible itself.
>>109016407
Pressure felt by piers due to being closer to sea level.
>>109016407
Something pathetic plebs fall for?
Look where you are, etc.
>>109016348
I think a big problem is that US schools are just too big for teachers and principles to build relationships with their pupils. In those number their inevitably going to be treated as a problem that need solving, rather than an actual person.
>>109016348
The average high school students are like a pack of dogs you see, the teachers need to show absolute authority over them, else they think they are on equal level and start abusing the respect their teachers show them.
>>109016196
Well it's closed so you can feel better
>>109016355
but then we'd still have dinosaurs here on based-god eart
>>109016471
All but the most autistic of young children fall for peer pressure. And that learned behaviour carries through the rest of one's life.
For instance, the MASSIVE shit Americans give over people "disrespecting" the flag.
It's a piece of fucking cloth for fuck's sake.
>>109015970
No 4th grader writes like >>109015616
The writing looks too mature and this entire thing just looks fabricated.
Trust me, I've seen so much confirmed bullshit on the internet that I don't even doubt that this is not a shoop.
>>109016473
Indeed. My IB Biology class was designed for 10, maybe 15. We had more than 30. Pretty crazy. Also we had more middle schools and elementary schools being built, but no high schools. Where did they think that the children will be going? I don't know.
>>109016534
I don't understand why or how the sheep-sized skeletons became giant after they died.
>>109016522
Treat a pack of dogs like old friends, chances are they will become just that. Respect should not be exacted, it should be earned.
>>109016355
And a wooden boat big enough to hold a pair of every species on earth is plausible? It being built by a family of goat fucking shepherds in the middle of the desert with no prior experience building ships is plausible? YEC requires a lot of suspension of disbelief
>>109016355
No, they didn't fit on the ark. That's why there aren't any left. duh.
>>109016622
Haven't you read the rest of the test anon, the fossils are there because of global warming.
>>109016530
I genuinely do.
>>109016657
>And a wooden boat big enough to hold a pair of every species on earth is plausible?
>>109016639
This. Why is /a/ so authoritarian? Is it because KLK? You're doing the opposite of what fascists would want you to do by consuming Chinese cartoons and being NEET.
I always thought their special inside school shoes were a bit kooky
>>109016682
But why did they get bigger?
>>109016693
It's funny, I don't see how anyone's sense of reason can actually allow a person to believe this shit.
>>109016657
Obviously there was ancient aliens involved with shrink rays and stasis pods
Do you even history channel
>>109016732
We have it here too. It's to keep the place cleaner.
>>109016616
Exactly. I see this in my own school. In Scotland, we merge middle and high school together into secondary school. The form one classes usually have 30 kids in them, and can be pretty rowdy, and unfocussed. But, for example, my Advanced Higher Classics class (in Sixth year) had 7 people, and we got on fantastically with both our classics teachers.
>>109016704
>Why is /a/ so authoritarian?
/pol/. I blame /pol/.
>>109013553
>tfw playing poker in the middle of Sociology class
We had one of those green carpets, chips, everything. The teacher didn't even give a shit.
So are student council clubs really fun and wacky like in my Japanese animes?
>>109016746
Firstly, you've got to stop thinking.
http://www.christianpost.com/news/pope-francis-warns-against-spirit-of-curiosity-108843/
>>109016810
That and piss taking.
>>109016792
It's common here (US) to just wear your socks.
>>109016787
>not knowing the ark was actually a space ship
>>109016746
Because god gave him the ability to do it.
When it's a matter of faith you can't argue with logic, the same goes backwards. That's one thing people will never understand: Faith is something personal and that should not influence your every day life or even your decisions and logic isn't something you should use to chose what you believe or how you feel about something.
>>109016810
Don't fucking summon them
>>109016883
But then you'll get the socks dirty
>>109016883
I can't believe that health and safety would allow that with laminate flooring.
>>109016952
>>109016948
I just meant at home, sorry.
>>109016928
>That's one thing people will never understand: Faith is something personal and that should not influence your every day life or even your decisions and logic isn't something you should use to chose what you believe or how you feel about something.
Sounds like you've been reading some Kierkegaard.
>>109012633
You wanna die?
>>109016196
It's a private school, the government doesn't have too much control over it
>>109016883
I'm from that country (US) and we would actually bully people who did that.Seriously, I don't think it's that common
>>109016928
Lol, both of those posts were mine. I don't want them to come here, but I already had at least one post in this thread filtered, so I don't know
>>109016639
Well, my experience was that even though teachers acted with utmost respect towards pupils and treated them like equals, they still acted like total assholes and ignored every rule. I do understand your reasoning but you expect too much from an average teenager. The kind of educational utopia you describe could only work if the parents thought their kids of stuff like human relations, respect, honor, empathy etc., just being a proper human being. They do not, however, most of the parents are either lazy dipshits (a bimbo who got pregnant right after high school and a meat-brained jock) or too busy working their ass off and fucking their neighbors to give two shits about their kid. So, the teenagers end up learning nothing of life, they don't know the concept of mutual respect, thus they act like cocky faggots if you do not instill fear and very clearly show that their actions will have grave consequences.
>>109017012
Oh yeah, we do that too.
>>109017016
N-No, I thought about it when I realized that deeming people "stupid" because they have faith in something is retarded and that I'm not a special snowflake
But I'll check it out, thanks anon
I learned that using the bathroom stalls will get you bullied. If you poop in the bathrooms, you will be made fun of.
>>109017056
>muh freedoms
It should enough to sort shit like that out.
>>109016704
Because I love discipline. I like to think that hard work bears fruit and people should always try to do their best but what I see IRL contradicts that so much. I feel disgusted sad and enraged.
>>109016810
I do not browse /pol/. I do not have racist beliefs. I do not believe in any religion. I just believe in order and discipline.
>>109017068
Frankly, I think you're making blanket statements here. That simply isn't the case where I am.
Perhaps the problem lies not in them being teenagers, but in them being American and/or lower class.
>>109017106
I usually shat in the teacher's bathroom until they brought me to the headmaster for it. I just said I had to shit and I'd rather be suspended rather than have to shit in a bathroom without locked doors and where most of the doors were ripped open, he told me to go shit in the handicapped bathroom and so I did for the last 2 years
>>109014695
What if you're dying it black because the teacher told you to?
>>109017121
Private schools aren't funded by the government, the parents pay for their kids to go there, I'm not agreeing with what they're teaching, but they can teach what they want
>>109017209
Whoa, who brought edgemaster inside this thread?
>>109017100
Yeah you should, he's a pretty entertaining read, and it sounds like you'd probably appreciate what he has to say.
>>109017189
Still doesn't mean you're not authoritarian/fascist.
>>109017248
Sorry, but there has to be a limit in place.
Children are too important.
>>109017273
I am but that does not make me a /pol/tard.
>>109012633
what the fuck you people bow to your flag in America?
>>109017248
Not him, but it's private schools like that make murrica look bad
>>109017261
I wasn't edging, anon, I didn't swear in front of the headmaster, I just explained to him, calmly, why I couldn't use the public bathrooms and that I won't shit in a place where people can hear me or smell my shit.
And there were no toilet paper in the bathrooms either.
Who else went to a Christian private school all their life
penis inspection day
via Kiss x Sis
>>109017339
I never bowed, I've never heard of bowing. It was generally hand over heart/salute and a reciting of the American pledge of allegiance.
>>109017261
One guy in my year got a bollocking for talking in class whilst some girls (this is about 17/18, mind) who were far more loud mouthed got off scott free.
This guy was so pissed he got up, walked out and quipped to the teacher (an Iraq vet, btw) "See you in court!". He buggered off and spent the rest of the afternoon playing pool in the common room.
He's actually off to Cambridge, now.
>>109017418
which is substantially worse
>>109017339
hand over the heart, eyes downcast, and a slight nod of the head
>>109017335
Murder, arson and jaywalking.
>>109016639
Have you never gone to school? Teenagers are total pieces of shit.
My best teachers were the ones most disliked by the class for being "annoying", "lame" or "strict"; while the ones who kept trying to be "friends" with the students ironically had no respect from anyone in the class. With these teachers' complete refusal to instill any kind of authority, the students just did as they pleased, classes were shit and the subject was always late.
You're not supposed to like the teacher; however, you are supposed to shut the fuck up and let him do his job.
>>109017474
Meh, never really cared. Just because I said it doesn't mean I meant it.
>>109017516
You need to be strict, yeah, but treating them like a pack of dogs will only get you hated and if you got a problematic class it won't be fun.
You need to have a balance between being an asshole and being a pussy
>>109017510
You make it sound like being authoritarian/fascist is a bad thing.
>>109012317
The weekends are only 1 day long since school weeks go on for 6 days.
>>109012388
Windows are almost always on the left side, because it's better to write like that for right-handed students.
>>109017516
I went just this morning.
Just because you're a teenager doesn't mean you're a scumbag, and vice versa.
>>109017474
are you not well versed in amerifat culture
have you seen their sports games?
>fighter jets
>fire works
>2 presidents
>gun fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ETrr-XHBjE
>>109017516
Weird because in highschool everyone in my classes paid attention, but some of my teachers were pieces of shit for indoctrinating us and saying bullshit that I called them out for. My english class was a class where we covered rhetoric but our teacher never let us really discuss anything and if anyone had a dissenting opinion, she would tell us to stop discussing whatever article/political comic/book we were discussing.
>>109017613
Is that really the case in nipland?
>>109017606
Is in my opinion, within reason. It can be a useful tool, but abuse is inevitable so it's better not to bother.
>>109017642
Underage faggot please go.
Class president is god
>>109017645
I am american. I don't have a problem with the shit we do at sports games, but more or less forcing kids to say a "pledge of allegiance" every morning sickens me
>>109017645
Fighter jets and fireworks are cool though.
>>109017712
18 since mid may, faggot.
>>109017662I don't actually know, since I just know that from Persona 3 and Persona 4
>>109017712
What are highschool seniors? But if he isn't, fuck that guy.
>>109017660
Being strict and trying to indoctrinate students are two different things.
>>109016913
????????????
I learned that students of many different years attend the same school
I personally really liked my private school, except that they taught us FUCKING SIGN LANGUAGE for our mandatory language, holy shit, I have never once used it, and it kept me from getting a straight A honor roll
>>109016913
Yeah! Shaped like a DC-10! It flew all our thetan negativity into a volcano!
>>109017645
>being this jelly of our jets, fire works, and guns
My heart goes out to all the poor 20th century yuropoor countries that can't afford nice things like that ;_;
>>109017800
Many of my teachers were pretty easy going, but then again, I was in AP classes and skipped two years of math.
>>109017805
??????????
>>109017825
>streaming
If not, what the fuck is with that resolution?
>>109017957
>amerikkkans think this is OK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irykjLjuKo8
>>109018023
Is it not? I'm not even from burgerland but that just seems like a nice feat of dexterity from a little girl.
