"Things you've always wanted to see in anime but never will"
Modern military combat.
A female character that doesn't get sexualized by the fandom.
A harem protag that takes no shit from girls.
A good ending.
>>108965259
Best girl winning.
A show about lonely Christmas Cakes doing lonely Christmas Cake things.
>>108965405
Kokoro Connect
Akaneiro
>>108965405
best girl can't win
Good romance.
>>108965347
>>>/tumblr/
>>108965259
A barbershop.
What about things you don't want to see in anime and hopefully never will?
An anime where the girls are in no way attractive or sexy.
MC who isn't idealistic faggot.
>>108965468
What, are you saying there are anime shows where female characters don't get any sexualization? Are you gay or something?
>>108965344
With squad based tactics?
>>108965505
Shonen where the MC gets a haircut.
>>108965529
Something basd of western fantasy like Brandon Sanderson's books.
>>108965259
I want a western.
Not shit like Trigun or something along those lines.
No, I want a anime made in the style of sergio leone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJI0pTJIha0
>>108965259
Ghost in the Shell successor.
Porn animated by KyoAni.
>>108965549
you're thinking of free
More works from that dude that made 5cm per sec
>>108965505
>Barbershop
>Asians
Pick one.
A racing anime set in the 80s.
A little girl getting fucked in the ass.
A show where every single character, major or minor, is likeable.
>>108965654
Why not actual Sergio Leone anime adaption?
Imagine animated version of My Name is Nobody.
A show about horny female milfs/pedos trying to get with a freshman in hs but end up going to jail in the end
>>108965259
A anime about Kanye West.
Police
>>108965654
Fucking this, I would love to see that someday
Modern political anime, like in the style of The Thick of It
>>108965347
But that's dumb, what is the point of a female character if she does not get sexualized?
>>108965344
Have you not seen Ghost in the Shell the 2nd Gigs?
A character based comedy/romance series set in highschool,but about Christmas Cake teachers.. Made by Kyoani.
>>108965832
Ignore Tumblrfags, Anon.
season 3
A musical. Not like a band show like K-On or whatever, but a real, proper, classic musical.
Know what i want OP?
someone get IS,take the harem bullshit and focus only on the politics side of the whole woman>man.
>>108965259
Hockey
>>108965891
meant for >>108965468
Gut's 100 man fight well animated.
>>108965916
Musicals are for faggots? Are you a homosexual, anon?
>>108965916
I don't think anime musicals exist.
>>108965821
I'd love to see something like House of Cards in anime format.
>>108965443
Try Hataraki Man http://youtu.be/DnIoGSVCz2c
>>108965468
>>108965832
Have you ever thought that not everyone here watches anime with their dick?
K-ON S3. Hyouka S2. Working S3. Servant x Service S2. Watamote S2. A complete redo of Aku no Hana.
>>108965962
The first sentence was not supposed to have a question mark.
>>108965259
An MC with normal hair. Preferably with a Caesar or a crew cut.
>>108965916
Last episode of Kiniro Mosaic is right up your street.
>>108965347
> anything
> not getting sexualized by the fandom
> not knowing rule 34
>>108965259
A harem series where the male actually has sex with all of his love interests -- on screen.
>>108966086
see >>108965259
My point stands.
>>108966086
Thanks /b/.
A Japanese bathroom with an actual lock on it.
And people who knock on it.
>>108965993
But I don't watch anime with my dick, I just watch the female characters with my dick. Are you suggesting that females have a use other than being sexualized?
>>108965993
What?
>>108965259
Yakuza
Accurate and reverent treatment of western history/philosophy. And of their own history, for that matter. I know some manga already manage this.
>>108965443
>>108965875
This. Maybe a show about MILFs too.
>>108965753
Ping Pong.
>>108965942
100 man fight is the most overrated fight in all of Berserk
>>108966173
Nisekoi
>>108965962
musicals are great
>>108966125
Why would you even want that?
4 seasons of onii-sama
A scuba anime where everything takes place underwater and the characters have to wear gear.And no mermaid bullshit.
>>108966173
Yes.
Adding on to this, a stoner character portrayed in a positive way with his weed habit shown as ultimately harmless, and maybe even positive as it relaxes her after a hard day of work.
Guy telling girl that likes him he hates her guts, for real.
>>108966226
Because it hasn't been done. That's why.
>>108965259
4chan: the animation
>>108966215
No, I mean like this, not shitty references in a comedy
High school SoLset in America.
>>108965344
>Modern military combat.
>he hasn't seen catshit one!
The most /k/ anime ever made.
>>108966292
Wrong image.
>>108966214
How? I like it since it's just guts and his sword against normal people. No apostle final form bullshit, no teamwork and tactics. Just a straight up slaughter.
>>108966334
>The most /k/ anime ever made.
So it's tripfags jerking each other off?
Might give it a watch
>>108966262
It has been done, there are plenty of disgusting fat girls in anime that no one would want to sexualize.
>>108965259
I want an anime that consciously avoids anime tropes that are only ever copied on shows for the sake of anime tradition
Shit like
>EEEHHHHH!?
>I'm late! Better run to school with my toast in my mouth!
>Let's make exaggerated cutesy movements and expressions in public for no reason!
I want an anime where the characters act like humans and not anime characters. Hope that makes sense.
>>108966351
Just watch 80's manimes and you'll get the same feeling.
>>108965963
even thou i'd argue mekaku city actors goes into that direction
still far away
>>108965505
>anime based around a black barbershop that springs up out of fucking nowhere in the middle of Tokyo
I'd watch it.
>>108966323
Engrish: The Anime
Or somehow all murriclaps started speaking fluent Japanese.
>>108966323
GJ-Bu OVA
>>108966351
Studios are probably too shit scared to do it.
>>108966405
But most if not all of those also happen to have attractive girls ripe for sexualization, so that means jack shit. Hence the statement holds.
>>108966351
Baccano was about the mafia, if that's close enough.
>>108966422
a damn shame that something like that is rare to come by this days, since animus are a gateway from life etc etc.
>>108966394
Kek
>>108966196
>Accurate and reverent treatment of western history/philosophy. And of their own history, for that matter. I know some manga already manage this.
I pray to God Vinland Saga and Vagabond never animated. I don't want my favorite series to be the new Attack on Titan.
>>108966455
Kiniro Mosaic
>>108966475
So you want an anime composed of either:
1- All boys
2- Disgusting fat females
The first ones already exist. The second, not so much, but I doubt that will happen. Studios need to sell anime to make money you know.
The everyday life of a normal man who is interested in weight lifting.
Teppu in anime form
Strong, sadistic female lead
Lack of pandering to neckbeards
>>108966451
All the blacks speak engrish
>>108966544
There's hardly any after ep1 though.
an anime about Vietnam, or, even better, the soviet war in Afghanistan
>>108966583
But I like strong, dominant women and I'm a neckbeard. What now faggot?
I know there are christmas cakes winning, but I would like to see more.
>>108966581
>Season finale has him overdosing on creatine and killing everyone around him.
>>108966583
New chapter when?
>>108966583
>sadistic female lead
>sadistic
What
A guy who fights mechanised combat robots against an aggressive alien race hell-bent on the colonisation of earth. Also has a harem of sexy traps.
>>108966629
Cat Shit One
>>108966666
Repeating digits of the devil confirm
ITT: Anons say what they would love to see in an anime so other anons can recommend one that fits the criteria.
>>108965259
Horror genre not being shit
Battle Royale-like anime with no MC
Punk/metal girls becoming a thing
Cute knight girls doing cute medieval things
Harem with psychopathic girls killing each other for MC
Maybe 2edgy, but shit would be fun.
>>108965347
>by the fandom
Are you retarded?
>>108966662
KnK had fucking amazing christmas cakes, but Kyoani decided to give them fuck all screen time.
>>108966629
These would have too much SUFFERING for me to bear.
>>108966629
That would be a disaster waiting to happen. Since the anime fanbase is NEETS and most anime studios know that they'd be tempted/pressured to add traditional anime tropes like fanservice, moe, superpowers. In such a highly political and real life setting it'd just end up offending a shitload of people and it'd be disaster.
Anime should just stay away from real politics.
>>108966666
>Episode about MC realizing everyone in Japan is a manlet
>Gets depressed and stops lifting for a while until he finds his purpose
>>108966475
>>108966405
Here's the kicker, dipshits: men will still sexualize landwhales because it's women who have strict attractive-person standards, not men.
Just look at porn - not just straight porn, either. Gay porn too. You've got every legal age group, every body type, every ethnicity, every hair color, every kink.
>>108966598
But they're still voiced by actual black actors, right?
>>108966323
10/10 would watch.
Adding to that, white people who aren't blonde or blue eyed.
I'd like an anime where the supposedly protagonist dies early on the in the anime, the background characters become the main characters, continued they have some problems while going through their young adult lives, most of them doesn't get what they want (Hopefully all of them)
All the anime I've watched so far, and please do tell if there is any that is different from this, is about characters that experience hardship but in the end they all or someone experience happiness, or some kind of melancholic ending.
Canon loli sex.
>>108966451
Give them a couple Jamaican guys who smoke week and play dominoes outside with some Yakuza and I'd buy the bluray.
>>108966323
Nah, too violent.
>>108966889
>I'd like an anime where the supposedly protagonist dies early on the in the anime
Aw shit, I remember getting that idea a year ago or something.
That would be so good no matter the genre
>>108965259
Cute boys doing cute things. No girls or lolis allowed.
Women's high school football/soccer team. Not too serious and kawaii as fuck.
>>108966990
Free
you retard
>>108965259
Loli as Yakuza boss.
>>108966927
* weed. Fucking autocorrect.
>>108965259
Final episode rejection for a romance with only one love interest. And it must not be an asspull
>>108966889
TTGL had something like this but it was still slightly obvious from the onset. Kamina was looking like the hero and MC from the start but then he goes bye-bye and simon takes the reins.
>>108966956
TTGL
>>108966950
I don't think the show would involve the MC going to Detroit and getting robbed by Jamal-kun.
>>108965817
You're Under Arrest
>>108966776
>In such a highly political and real life setting it'd just end up offending a shitload of people and it'd be disaster.
it would offend americans, if handled properly an anime about the VDV could be fucking badass
>>108966889
I was hoping SnK was going to be this when Eren got eaten, but instead we got stuck with that stupid "Everything is Titans" bullshit.
Good Gundam anime.
>>108965817
Inferno Cop
>>108966927
There's a guy inside selling bootleg DVDs. Mostly anime, but he's no pleb - it's a pretty good selection. He also has CDs for sale, all of which are artists referenced in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
>>108966889
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shut_Up_Flower_Boy_Band
It's not an anime, but you just described this show exactly.
>>108967087
Americans are like the biggest market for anime outside of Japan. It'd be dumb for an anime to knowingly alienate them.
>>108966675
she literally enjoys beating up people
Cute girls playing tabletop roleplaying games.
Ideally I'd just like to see Quick Start!! adapted.
>>108965259
A anime about bodybuilding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtV297sUbtI
>>108966889
>they have some problems while going through their young adult lives, most of them doesn't get what they want
Have you seen 5cm/s?
More Dungeons and Dragons adaptions like Lodoss.
I want this book animated.
It would be fucking amazing and a real breath of fresh air to counter all the romanticized images of Japanese culture and history.
>>108965259
Genocide by gas attacks and urban-scale warfare between humans and cyberized humans (like the Major from GitS).
Basically, mass slaughter/genocide
Best girl winning
>>108967172
>Americans are like the biggest market for anime outside of Japan
I think that's France
>>108967229
Would Abe allow it?
An acknowledgement that Japan was wrong in WW2.
>>108967263
>muh honor
>>108967236
Just when I wanted to say cute monster girls doing cute stuff
Anime set in urban African environment.
>>108967172
>Americans are like the biggest market for anime outside of Japan.
Nope.
>>108967263
Never happening because Japan is still fighting WW2.
Das Boot with lolis
Harem where all the girls are either tomboys or reverse traps.
>>108967227
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaeRbup9fus&feature=share&list=PL6E766DE7190FAE66
This should tide you over until then.
>>108967172
no
Japan isn't entire Asia, you know?
>>108965259
One that accurately portrays Westerners
>>108966451
>>108966927
They teach the patois to the shonen and lolis.
MC is the barber's apprentice. He has a crew cut.
>>108967415
Because anime portrays Japanese people so accurately.
>>108965259
An anime all about clothing, not like shitty Pradise Kiss
>>108967427
>loli going around calling people bumbaclot
Anon pls
>crew cut
Nope. Born bald, can't grow coarse body hair. It happens sometimes. He wants to give others what he can't have.
Which barber, though? There's never just one barber.
>>108967499
They are currently animating Jojo.
>>108967368
Oh yes!
>>108965510
Aku no hana.
>>108967542
A barber thats from Harlem or the South Bronx. Say he's a retired drug lord that fled to Japan with his crew to avoid prosecution. Crew includes a couple Jamaican guys, some Bloods, and a few Dominican friends he works with.
When they flee to Tokyo, they use the only skill they have left: Cutting hair
Anime with an actual good, interesting and immersive story without retarded fanservice or pandering to otaku
>>108967732
why he gotta be a thug man
>>108967600
Jojo is definetely a step in the right direction, but I was refering more to female clothes.
You probably didn't bother with Nisekoi, but that has a very high amount of different outfits for all the girls in manga, anime and app.
I want something like Joshiraku, which also had great outfits that changed regularly, but about clothes
>>108965259
coherent plot
>>108967732
Have the Dominicans be a women's hair salon that opens up across the street
>>108967841
That's what Japan thinks of them.
Why do you think they are rarely any black people in anime?
The Bible: Anime Edition, but is actually accurate to the religious text
An anime about an overexaggerated napoleonic wars featuring a Mecha Duke of Wellington and Napoleon.
>>108965259
Hitler
Yes, I know about the manga series about him, but anime never.
>>108967891
Sup plot would be rivalry between 2 hair salons, and all the different cultural clashes.
One episode would be cook off during a school's cultural festival, where the salon owner's use the MC and his friends/rivals a proxy for their own rivalry.
>>108967930
Which Bible?
>>108965259
Horizon S3.
>>108967909
It's not only anime either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWqbldngFow#t=258
>>108967732
Adam Sandler as MC VA too?
>>108967841
All barbers are thugs. Its a job requirement, along with dressing well and knowing therapy.
>>108968011
>soul food v spicy latina homecooking
>shonen cook-off
I need this in my life
>>108968011
King James
That way there's no extra Catholic bullshit added to it
>>108968078
>Not Ethiopian Orthodox masterrace
Anon, I am disappoint.
>>108967263
True that I have yet to see an anime talking about the occupation of China and Korea.
>>108968011
>rivalry
You must not know anything about business or hair salons, because a men's barbershop and a women's hair salon don't really compete for profit since they don't have the same clientele.
>>108968078
>>108968119
Catholics use KJV, anon. And I may be showing my pleb, but
>NIV
>>108968056
Do they still talk about sports?
And of course, no one really questions why this is happening, because it doesn't matter - all that does it that its happening at all - like Groundhog Day.
>>108968119
>wanting anything Greek
>>108965259
Actual lip syncing. Seriously.
But for something plot-centric, probably a show that explores traditional gender roles versus non traditional ones, probably something artsy and cryptic. "Cryptic" may not be the right word. I'm thinking some stuff more along the lines of FLCL, Kyousougiga, (before the ending,) Tatami Galaxy, something that does more showing then telling.
Too bad if they ever actually did it, it would become either a shitty harem or some tumblr circlejerk.
>>108968063
>Pastelitos and Beef patties everywhere
>>108968046
Well they aren't wrong.
>>108968251
>As expected of a Harlem native!
a show about Tokyo indies
>>108968192
>Do they still talk about sports?
Of course.
They have a HDTV that plays the game as they cut hair.
Maybe we could introduce some some sports anime type things in this. Get some of the kids to get more confident by introducing them to the game(s)?
>>108967368
I'm glad this isn't a thing.
NEXT QUESTION
Drew pls
>>108967360
this would be the best abomination ever
>>108968347
Nah they're watching anime, but only the plebest shit imaginable. The guy selling bootleg anime (possibly just a guy who advertises his website for streaming bootleg anime) gives them shit constantly for not having good taste.
>space age
>not episodic
>amazing visually
help me /a/
>>108968449
Planetes?
Also, the Space Age started with Sputnik. "Space-age material" in advertising means plastics.
>>108967930
An accurate adaptation of the bible would make Elfen Lied look like a children's cartoon. I don't think they'd be able to show it on TV.
Christmas Cake wins, don't care about the genre
Harem in which the MC (male or female) has options of both genders and all ages. It ends in an orgy.
Cute oyaji doing cute things
A story about a bara wrestler guy who falls into alcoholism and shit, is saved by a cute schoolgirl moeblob, becomes tsun as fuck for her and the story is about him coming to terms with his feelings for her and restarting his wrestling career.
>>108966583
do you even Remy?
>>108968521
>Samson
>David
>Moses
>end of the world Lovecraftian horrorbeasts
I'd watch the shit out of a Bible anime. Lots of fights, political and social intrigue, fire from the fucking heavens, hot bitches.
Song of Songs the h-doujin.
>>108968521
Well then how about just the Old Testament. After all, everyone knows that the Old Testament is one of the most non-violent pieces of literature in history
>>108968449
Mouretsu Pirates.
>>108967654
Insult my sadistic waifu again little bitch
>>108966956
Shiki does this
interdimensional economic possibility/conflict/interaction/culture-technology share
so basically something like outbreak company but maybe more involved/serious
>>108966889
Phantasy Star IV anime never
>>108968609
>Samson
I now have the mental image in my head of Samson acting like a shounen protag
>>108967360
Das Booty aka Girls & U-boats
>>108968673
dog days teased at some of this (I'm 6 eps into second season)
>>108968680
Samson IS a shonen protagonist.
>massive supernatural strength
>power linked to a deal with God partially involving growing his hair out
>dumb as a sack of hammers
>weakness for women
>best girl loses
>>108965259
Whose Line Is It Anyway, but anime.
Cute littleWehrmachtdoing cute little thingson the eastern front
Moe SoL with furry boys
>>108968773
Get out
>>108968598
*Revy
>>108968763
try gdgd fairies and/or straight title robot anime
>>108967189
But does she enjoy making them suffer, and is it sexual enjoyment?
There's a significant difference.
>>108968609
The Electric Sheep web-comic guy did an anime styled adaption of the Book of Revelations. It was ridiculous!
>>108968625
I need to pick that back up again… got bored around episode 4.
>>108968557
First one was done in many shows. Gotta look hard now anon.
>>108968422
>>108967170
>Guy selling bootleg CDs eventually gets a reputation for having excellent quality shows at a very low price.
>Otaku from as far as Osaka come to buy his wares.
>He expands the into the bootleg figurine market
>>108967891
>>108968192
This could be solved by eventually they get so successful during the season Dominican crew member's sister gets to visit in Japan, where she opens up a salon. And she has a rivalry with Barber shop owner and tries to help MC's one-sama.
>>108968949
meh, it had potential but didn't realize it fully, OP is still fun
>>108965259
I dream of a series like Hikaru no Go except with chess; a kid working his way up through to international competition, smacking down the crazy foreign GMs, bringing glory to mother Nippon.
>>108969000
>>108967542
>Episode where MC's betamax friend visits the barbershop and gets advice to get the Ojou sama girl he likes.
>He get a makeover and becomes really ghetto
>>108968949
Honestly, it is very uneventful until episode 7-8, but after that it gets much better.
>>108968673
Not sure if I read what you're saying correctly, but I think this has some
![Maverick-Top-Gun[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AcNjmAF.jpg "Maverick-Top-Gun[1].jpg")
TOP GUN adaption by KyoAni
>>108969094
But he realizes that the girl he was after liked the way he actually is, and he's alienating her now, right?
The main character in a Battle Shounen suddently dies at the end with no relation to any villian or anything like that. He just dies because of some freak accident like a steel beam falls on his head in a construction site.
>>108968905
Both are valid definitions of sadism.
>>108969154
>Top Gun without Maverick x Charlie kiss scene
Are you kidding me?
>>108969221
The comic relief punch from the female lead launches him, and he dies when he makes landfall.
>>108969288
That's not the point.
An ending for NANA.
If it doesn't happen before I die,I will be so sad.
>>108965347
>A female character that doesn't get sexualized by the fandom.
The fandom sexualizes dudes just as much.
heck if the character was an inanimate toaster it would be sexualized.
Minus arc animated, a Tsukihime anime adaptation, or more SZS.
I'm completely in despair.
>>108969319
That's a good one too!
>>108969391
A hole is a hole.
Realistic Mc while everyone else acts out their usual anime cliches
>>108965259
Decent adaptations of Vinland saga and One Punch man
>>108969391
Ahhhn... Don't look down there, it's dirty!
>>108969590
A One Punch Man anime would be the new Naruto and you know it.
>>108965916
Kids on the slope, but really a musical but they did rotoscope people playing the instruments
A WWII show about a Bf109 pilot with the style of skycrawlers. Showing is ascent to glory before dying in a gulag after being shot down during the final days of the war.
>>108969673
I think people would be able to detect the humor from it. Also there isn't an infinite amount of material to endlessly milk an OPM anime with anyways, it'd be 1 or 2 seasons at best.
If anything, we just need a OPM anime done in the style ofInferno Cop
>>108969591
sasuga /a/
>>108965259
Woman 5-10 years older than the MC winning.
Bonus if she gets pregnant.
>>108969770
Original art only, no redraw.
>>108969591
>What are we going to do on the counter?
>ka-toast!
young adult novel anime adaptations
like the noble warriors series or
shade's children or
Ink heart or
some other book I'm forgetting that was pretty heavy anime material
>>108969828
>not wanting Murata's animation
Come on, man.
>>108969796
Is Christmas Cake winning seriously only for porn? It's so frustrating
>>108969591
Man. I taped a cute anime girl face to my toaster the other month too.
>>108969145
I'll check it out thanks
Serious explorations of religious eschatology and themes rather than trivial garbage.
>>108967105
Why does that happen so often in shonen and popular anime?
>DBZ was cool until everyone became a Super Saiyan
>Fairy Tail was cool until everyone became a Dragon Slayer
>SNK was.... well, you know.
>>108969890
>Is Christmas Cake winning seriously only for porn? It's so frustrating
It pisses me off, since I was always attracted to the more mature nee-sans with a flirty and teasing personality.
>>108965259
Mary Sue got stomp'd.
