This is your date tonight
So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing the white wig and uniform of Irisviel from Fate/Zero. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Iri!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Irisviel."
>>139893272
Her name is really pretty. I would name myself that if I was a girl. Her daughter's name has a sexy name too.
>>139893325
What's the unedited pasta of?
>majority of /a/ never had this in their childhood
Why haven't you watch the greatest anime of all time yet , /a/?
>>139892804
I actually remember watching this in the Philippines. When I was like 5 or 6 when my dad's sister used to touch my penis
I read it.
>>139892893
don't worry anon, my dad used to touch my penis too.
What was his name again?
>>139892342
Leorio
Bombaheado
>>139892342
Darrio
![[HorribleSubs] Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_09.13_[2016.04.10_09.13.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tQMQCiL.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 09.13 [2016.04.10 09.13.39]")
How the fuck did this even sell, let alone get an anime adaptation? I fell asleep twice watching this snore-fest.
That's iyashikei, newfriend.
>>139891616
Welcome to better drug than sleeping pills.
This is comfy
For people with a lot going on in their lives, feels good watching something like this
1v1
No items (Shirou can make projections though)
No interference or ally boost bs
Final destination
Who wins?
>>139890661
>1v1
>No items (Shirou can make projections though)
>No interference or ally boost bs
>Final destination
So basically a fist fight.
Shirou > Toeman
Unless toeman convinces him he's not living his life correctly. Then I guess Shirou wins because he isn't fucked up in the head anymore and Touma still suffers from -F rank luck
Shiki
>>139890731
Dragon would kill him
The object you have loved and used the most in your life, is now a cute anime girl. What is she made of, and what is she like?
wouldn't it be a personcom/OS-tan?
>>139890245
Oh god my right hand is now a girl.
Well, that's fine.
>>139891962
probably this
what makes yuri forbidden love compared to yaoi?
>>139890046
Yuri is pure while dick in the ass is hilarious.
Don't pretend there is no double standard.
Men all secretly love dicks whereas most women hate vaginas.
Also bumsex is comedy gold.
>hid my backlog in a new folder just to make room for the new season
desu you should watch your backlog over the seasons if you have to prioritize.
>>139889367
but i want to shitpost in the threads
>>139889367
Reasoning?
I personally prioritise airing over backlog, otherwise the backlog will get larger from shows I want to watch from current season.
Sort of like sealing a dam.
If it's a series I'm super interested in or planning to marathon obviously takes priority over airing shows, but I'd still usually make I get through any aired episodes thus far in the week before moving on to backlog.
>implying Kaori Saeki isn't best girl
Is it bad that I watched it for the plot? Although the hentai parts are top notch for the time, I always felt like the story deserved more meat in the sense of this whole Occult underground being more developed.
>>139890930
You should read the nukige then. I really liked the plot, got all endings.
Sex is top-notch too.
>>139888664
oh thanks OP, I've been looking for this but just didn't remember its name
![[fishmap] Sushi Police - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.51_[2016.04.09_16.24.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sJjbzsR.jpg "[fishmap] Sushi Police - 10 [720p].mkv snapshot 02.51 [2016.04.09 16.24.08]")
What did he mean by this?
>>139886875
the ED was actually great
this show made no fucking sense
>>139886928
What didn't make sense?
>>139886928
ED was great considering what an odd collab it is at first sight.
![[HorribleSubs] Assassination Classroom S2 - 14 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.44_[2016.04.09_19.24.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2IU3xd9.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Assassination Classroom S2 - 14 [720p].mkv snapshot 06.44 [2016.04.09 19.24.48]")
lol but actually what the fuck
>anime only fag
Kill yourself, piece of shit
The definition of an asspull
This shit is moving fast. Are they going to animate the end of the manga? It was just a couple weeks ago.
![[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.51_[2016.04.09_19.25.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pxZp8yS.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Flying Witch - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 01.51 [2016.04.09 19.25.18]")
Who the fuck names their cat after cheetos? They are a shit snack food.
My cat is called Cheetos ;_;
>>139886121
So are cats, anon, so are cats.
BAM!
I named my pet cheetos.
Upcoming Battle-School-Harem series, were the girls are getting stronger, when they fuck with the mainchar. Ok, actually he only need to molest them, but you still get what I mean.
Airing: Sommer 2016
Yes I know, it is a little bit too early...
really pissed there's no ecchi anime this season, not a single pantyshot was found
Will watch for dem thighs
>>139885696
Looks like the lowest breed of battle harem shit.
Did you actually think that your blade could reach me, /a/-kun?
>>139885222
Did you honestly believe that I wouldn't defend the most vulnerable part of my body?
>>139885169
Since when were you under the impression
The time has com, Hiroyuki Nishimura. Decide which is best girl or leave this site forever.
Well?
>>139885116
Probably has moot's shit taste.
>>139885392
Well we'll never know if he doesn't FUCKING show up
