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what are we gonna do with all that butter?
xth for the sturgianposter
fuck off
First for King Harlaus' feasts.
I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.
>>148111935
>Three Kingdoms
>posts Cao Cao, who wasn't even part of it
to
be
quite
honest
family unit
/twg/ is the better general
>>148112369
t. Varus
>>148112369
Go on and laugh at me. Like I give a fuck. You think I'm upset that you think this is comical? If I'm able to provide some sort of levity to the sad existence you call a life, then so be it.
But maybe instead of laughing you should learn. Try to model your own meager existence off of my own, and you could possibly achieve some of the greatness that I espouse. Maybe you'll stop eating the cum from your girlfriend's pussy after Jamal fucked her for a few hours, and you'll be the one cumming in your girlfriend and Jamal.
Maybe you'll get out of your dead-end job and actually go back to school. Maybe you'll join the military and become an officer after a few years.
Sure, you may never come close to my plane of existence, but you might be able to get at least a taste. I can assure you it will taste better than Jamal's semen.
>>148112473
Nice pasta Jamal
>>148112473
Nice pasta.
>>148112473
Nice pasta.
>>148112631
>>148112601
>>148112529
Thanks guys.
>>148112369
>Implying that /twg/ is better than anything
You guys are basically the Antiochus of vg
Day 3.
Kenshin still ntring
>>148111762
MY MIND TELLING ME NOOOO
BUT MY BODY, MY BODY TELLING ME YEA-HE-YEAAAAH
>>148111762
T-this is girl (female) right?
>>148114770
I got a better question
Does it even matter for you?
If the answer is no then why are you even wasting time by asking?
>>148114770
WHO THE FUCK CARES NIGGER
IF IT'S CUTE, YOU FUCK IT
HNNNNNGGGGGG
>>148114770
Hopefully_no
NOT MAKING A WIFE OUT OF THIS ADORABLE CREATURE
WHAT ARE YOU? GAY?
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtVyEZymUFo
>>148114985
cut this off before it sprouts into a tree of faggotry
>>148115107
BACK OFF WITH YOUR SHIT TIER TASTE, FAGGOT
I want faggot poster to fuck hisself
>>148115161
>>148115107
>>148114985
>responding to anime with anime
>>148115397
Or could we just talk about warband or something?
>>148115397
(You)
well this thread has proven to be a disaster
good job everyone
So how much better will magic in mods be in Bannerlord?
>>148115548
blame the fucktard who posted the trap
>>148115397
>>148115548
anime is good until Thai ladyboy posters ruin it with their sodomite ways
>>148115607
>le magic
>not fighting toe to toe
youre just as bad as all the faggots above
>>148115712
I bet you're the type to look down on strategy too
Fuck off back to your shonens
hey upstab anon do you happen to remember where you got the 1h upstab animation from?
>>148115784
Seeing as it requires 1257_ani, maybe 1257?
>>148115712
>hurr me peasant
>me fight with a sword durrr
>meanwhile I obliterate battlefields with my battlemage bros
lmao
>>148115712
>toe to toe
Nigga you couldn't even beat a Miko.
>>148115712
But we know that slaughtering lightly armoured soldiers in Geko will be way more fun with cleave
>>148115773
>LE FUCKING MAGIC
>HUE HUE I BET YOU DONT USE STRATEGY TOO
just listen to the shits spilling outta your mouth
>>148115861
>steel vs wimpy ass make-believe fairy dust
ill like to see cloth robe stand against a fucking long sword
>>148115917
fite me nigger
>>148115953
You're literally saying "fight me toe to toe fair fight 1v1 fgt" when strategy is literally all about not being fair and hitting them from behind and running away if you're losing.
You DON'T understand strategy or tactics, Varro. I'm sorry.
>cloth robes can't stand against a longsword
Yeah uh, about that...
Wall of Force.
>>148116067
>Wall of Force.
Technically it doesn't prove him wrong
>>148115953
>peasant thinks his steel plate will protect him from everything
hows that mordhau hitting ya champ
>>148115953
>>148115712
>it's the equivalent of /twg/'s Abramsposter but even more childish with his boner for MUH MANLY FIGHTING
Fuck off already.
>>148115834
what? it's just titled "mbg_pastebin_anims.brf"
>>148116067
i was talking about glorious melee, learn to fucking read nigger
also again, crossbow bolts and flaming oil pots
>>148116138
>>148116147
NO U
What software I need to mod Warband?
I heard about openbfr and moghrs something and of course notepad, do I need something else?
>>148116181
>i was talking about glorious melee
>melee
>glorious
Good for you, I'll just be sitting here with my 68 Bodkins + 68 Broadheads + Composite Recurve on a horse. If you're not dead by the end of it I'll just leave, resupply, sleep with my wife and come back later.
>>148116272
implying that realistically you'd have the stamina to shoot 136 arrows with a military-grade draw weight in a single sitting
>>148116181
>I was talking about glorious melee
The mere fact that you have this massive boner for glorious honorable melee indicates to me that you'd be annoyed over ambushes or rear charges or anything besides a berserker charge, which is why I called you Varro.
Also enjoy no ranged support.
>crossbows are somehow allowed but bows aren't even thought bows actually require skill
>flaming oil pots aka artillery but this is okay for no real reason despite the people designing and firing them not participating in melee ever and probably advising against it
>muh manly fighting muh manly melee
>>148116272
You are shit without honor desu
>>148116412
I have all day champ, even a trotting horse outruns you in your heavy-ass plate, and at the end of the day I can just leave.
>>148116447
Yeah sure, I'll just write in the history books that you shat your pants and fled like a bitch. I mean, who's going to argue against it? Not you, you're stuck in the rape dungeon.
>>148116272
>>148116527
Realistic desu
Also 1257 has 60+ quivers.
KILL YOURSELF FUCKING WEEBSHIT
>>148116673
t. Batman pro
>>148111935
What about that Dynasty warriors mod?
>>148116707
>>148116707
I think you meant Warwolf
>>148116272
HEY BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A SPECIAL OFFER ON A BRAND-SPANKING NEW ITEM, TIRED OF RETARDS WITH BOWS TAUNTING YOU? WANNA APPROACH THEM AND GIVE THEM THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME? INTRODUCING THE TOWER SHIELD. THIS SWEET TOY HERE WILL GET YOU ALL NICE AND CLOSE FOR THE CHEAP CHEAP PRICE OF 99.99 DENARS. IF YOU CALL OUR SPECIAL NUMBER NOW, WE CAN GET YOU A DISCOUNT ON ANY PURCHASES YOU MAKE IN THE FUTURE.
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>>148116815
>Tower Shield
CouchedLance.png
>>148116703
Stay in your containment area >>>/v/
>>148116883
one row of shields in the front
two row of pikes directly behind
how do u kill this without gunpowder
>>148116883
BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M BILLY MAY
>>148116524
>68 Bodkins + 68 Broadheads + Composite Recurve
>he think he can pierce knights armour
You nigger
I'm posting George Washington until we get a good American Revolution mod.
>>148117091
We have 1776 mod
>>148116952
>has to bust out an entire formation to take care of a midget mongol girl on a horse
Yeah, melee sure is glorious
To answer your question, flanking maybe?
>>148116992
I thought we were talking about M&B, even 1257 with their insane armor isn't immune to horsefuckery memes, just bring a bow and a spear and win literally every Tournament, shoot the horse out from under them then shatter their shield and lance away.
>>148117052
>that horse
Good OC.
>>148117091
Why not Sir Gabby's mod?
>>148117141
>flanking
>have to ride all the way around the formation while the people standing just need to turn slightly
>>148117141
We are talking about MB?
Oh shit I'm sorry
>>148117217
t. pikemen aren't vulnerable to flanking
Shielded heavy infantry in front, light infantry or horsemen run around the flanks. Hammer and anvil.
>but that's melee
My hammer is javelins or some shit.
gonna work on another oc meme so you niggers just sit tight and get comfy, im feeling artsy today
>>148117392
Make a Cannae meme
>people actually talking about tactics in M&B
>not just telling your heavy cav to F3
lmao
>>148117523
Enjoy 300 courtesy of Feodor nubing down your throat.
>>148117425
the hell is cannae
>>148117586
t. Burgerlardfatclapper
>>148117646
nope, asian
>>148117685
Where are you from then you disgrace
Don't pretend to be me.
>>148117139
>>148117158
>>148117705
'Nam
>>148117808
t. Southern BarbarianYou were memeing right, you DO know what Cannae is?
>>148117832
nope, not a clue, just fucking explain already you fag
also we were anything but barbarians lad
>>148117889
>also we were anything but barbarians lad
>not a barbarian
>doesn't know about Cannae
Uh-huh.
>there are literal Nam Man in this thread
>>148117965
>cue le i got drafted song
truth be told I really love that song
>>148117889
Cannae was a famous battle during the Second Punic War between Hannibal of Carthage and the Roman Republic. Hannibal successfully managed to destroy a Roman force of around 80-90,000 when he didn't even have half of that number. It is a battle that should have destroyed the Roman Republic, but didn't.
>>148118249
He had roughly half that number actually, around 50k.
>should have
R O M A
I N V I C T A
>>148117889
the BLK man's glorious victory over whitey
>>148118249
you know we could have saved a fuckton of time if you just told me straight away instead of going back and forth like a hissy fit bitch right
>>148118326
I was sleeping.
>>148118283
t. Tyrone
>>148118326
He's not me, I still haven't answered you, Southern Barbarian.
Also, Wikipedia exists and failing that, Baidu Encyclo exists.
>>148118362
well ill do it later on, currently doing one right now so take a ticket and wait your turn lad
>>148118482
t. Barbarian
>beijing anon calling others barbarian
>implying he isn't half manchu himself
lad
>>148118531
keep that up and no meme commision lad :^)
>>148118531
>Descended from Xiongnu
>Not barbarian
>>148118686
REMINDER THAT MAINLAND CHINESE ARE SUBHUMAN
>>148118754
t. taiwigger
>>148118809
all of asian hate chinks, go kill yourself you degenerate scum
>all of these various slanties in my thread
and I thought I'd been posting with redblooded Aryans all this time
ughhhh
>>148118943
>>148118862
>implying the descendants of Yan and Huang should care about the opinions of half-breed jungle savages
That feel when 3/4 German, 1/4 Han Chinese (mainlander too, from Henan)
At least I descend from alpha chinks who married blonde German women.
Finally, my King Graveth masterpiece
>>148119113
All south east asian cultures share the same magical make-believe origin of where they crawled out from, stop trying to act special, ching chong
>>148119183
>Henan
>the province of the "central plains," birthplace of Chinese civilization, home to the capitals of countless dynasties, the Imperial bloodline flows through the people's veins
>actually it's just a bumfuck hickville and everyone in China makes fun of them
ayy
>>148119183
do you still act like mainland chinks or have you integrated with modern polite society
>>148119436
why would someone who's not from the mainland act like a mainlander
>>148118943
I mean, check the current time on the clock
this is the time when they're all awake and everyone else is sleeping
>>148119725
youll be surprise how many ching chongs keep the same attitude aboard and think your vermin race is gonna take over the world one day
>>148119903
>neckbeard complaining about staying up late to chat with asians
that's sad lad :^)
>>148119436
Fully assimilated. My parents even gave me my mother's 1488% German family nameinb4 memesso I'd blend in even more.
>>148119347
W-we wuz Qins 'n' sheeiit man
If not for those Mongolian barbarians ravaging the great, wealthy north those Baiyue-mongrel rice-eaters in the south would never have risen to prominence!
>>148120094
youre lucky you are far and away from the soon-to-be mad max wasteland lad
fuck the chinks and everything they stand for, glass beijing and delete their records from history
>>148120053
>asians
at least neckbeards have being white going for them
Anon who made Modded 1257, where did you find this asset?
>>148120254
>glass beijing and delete their records from history
did that themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsDWYX5-5EQ
>>148118686
They assimilated.
Also as far as the family register says, I don't have any Manchu blood. I probably have a shitton of Mongol blood though.
>>148120458
>white supremacy meme
literally created by mentally ill fuckheads seeking attentions and beta manlets
but keep thinking that your lily white ass is somehow gonna make you superior
LONG MAY HE REIGN
>>148119347
>>148120094
>Henan
>bad
Come on now
>>148120527
Fucking Mao
Fucking Cixi
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>148120458
What does white even mean, it feels like it's arbitrarily applied to anyone you like and denied to anyone you don't.
>>148120527
man i wish anon, if only that could happen now and happen quickly
>>148120694
Man if it happened now I wouldn't even be mad just let me hitch a ride to Japan or whereever first
t. Beijing
>>148120759
the more chinks realized that their country and culture is in the shitter the better, you are doing your part lad
>>148120094
>W-we wuz Qins 'n' sheeiit man
Wasn't Qin the literal niggers of Warring States until they obliterated everyone, they were in the middle of bumfuck nowhere and were mountainniggers or some shit
>>148120849
>my country
>my culture
If you haven't noticed I've never once praised the PRC, all my glorymongering was about Imperial China when we still had a distinct culture that wasn't some abomination mixmash of East and West acting superior about being Chinese when both the Viets and the Japanese are more Chinese than us
>>148120863
Qin was Shaanxi province, on the very western edge of the "civilized universe," considered to be half-barbarians
>>148121040
Yeah
I don't actually know anything about warring states I'm getting my knowledge from KingdomShin is a fucking shit
>>148120962
I take insult in being influenced by your culture, I'll have you know
But the rest on Chinkna being an utter shithole that needs to be nuked out of existence is pretty much on point, keep it up
>>148120517
bump
>>148121113
>I take insult in being influenced by your culture, I'll have you know
Blame your ancestors running to Nanjing on their own accord to try and pick up what they believed to be culture.
It's the same shit the Romans and Greeks pulled, if you live next to a superpower their culture is going to rub off on them.
Good job repelling the Ming until the Imperial Court flipped shit and pussied out by the way, genuinely pretty impressive.
>>148121236
>nanjing
the viets' ancestors most likely were never anywhere near that far north
the baiyue (hundred yue) were literally consisting of hundreds of people many of which had nothing to do with each other
>>148115712
>Not going full inquisitor in a world full of magic
>not facing all sorts of unholy magical creatures with only your trusty axe an your faith like the heroes of old.
>not purging wizards and heretics, overcoming them out of pure physical and mental preparation.
What are you a faggot, faggot?
>would like to visit my ancestral homeland someday
>really like being able to breathe air though
>not too eager to eat hair noodles cooked with sewer oil either
>other ancestral homeland experiencing its own cultural revolution and being overrun by Saracen raiders right now
;_;
>>148121236
>repelling the ming
they were just there to restore the rightful heir to the throne after he was deposed in a coup, the responsibility of the liege lord to his vassal
>>148121236
>>148121407
More like the 1000 years of enslavement that rubbed it off, still I can show appreciation for some finer points of chinese culture
Even jungle tribal gotta have some tricks up our sleeves too lad
>>148121465
...nigga, do you have trouble reading? I was advocating melee combat
>>148121553
the heir was a tyrant and he deserved nothing less, the fucking pussy asking help from you chinks was the worst fucking mistake
>>148121528
your cunt is a shit
>>148121651
>enslavement
What enslavement? You mean the vassal relationship where we sent entire caravans of goods to you basically for free?
>>148121528
>breathe air
Don't go to Beijing or Shanghai and you're almost guaranteed to be okay.
>sewer oil
Memes.
>>148121651
>anon suggests magic mods
>le magic xdd
That implies you don't want magic mods.
>>148121651
>the viet advocates melee combat
I guess you were traumatized by crossbow regiments or something
>>148121848
i believe he means the part where the Han dynasty annexed Nam-Viet and succeeding dynasties kept Jiaozhi (Giaochi) province under their rule and crushed many rebellions until they successfully broke away after the collapse of the Tang
and then succeeding chinese regimes (Southern Han, Song, Ming, PRC) proceeded to invade over and over
CHINKS, GOOKS, SPICS AND SPOOKS FUCKING LEAVE
mount and blade general is now mount and brade generar
>>148122018
>PRC
>Chinese
Stop it.
>>148122235
>be chink king of Carladia
>hold a feast
>be arrelgic to buttel
>die
Rife is hald.
>>148122235
only japanese does that, illiterate burger :^)
>>148122569
if i were irriterate how could i read your post?
>>148120517
pls respond
>>148122786
Penis.
>>148122680
your personal welfare government translator of course
>>148122840
good thing my government can afford a transrator for me then, its nice to live in a prace where my comfort comes at a chink srave's expense
>>148123082
i find it funny how its funny you keep re-using the asian cant spell l meme
is it because you're so oblivious and stupid to the world that the only knowledge of different cultures in the world come from your own cunt's brainwashing media and 4chin? your vocabulary of insults is so fucking limited that's the best bantz you can give out is some rehashed meme people have been doing back in the 18'
step up or shut up, son
>>148121651
>implying that Hồ Quý Ly, the usurper that murdered hundreds of people in his coup after taking the throne by treachery, wasn't the actual tyrant
when the chinese invaded no-one even supported him
if the chinese just deposed him and then left vietnam alone instead of annexing it then probably no one would even care
>every other faction has a casus belli against mine
>wars are imminent
It feels good to be a shitdisturber.
Why is AD 1257 such a drag? I love the armors, especially in the modded version, but I always get bored as soon as I become a vassal. I can't take a castle myself, my fief and manor don't give me enough money to maintain my army, battles go for ages because the enemy just sits there and moves for- and backward.
I wish every mod had the landlord feature of Floris, it lets you focus so much more on fighting in the midgame.
>>148123462
>landlord feature
what's that
>>148123316
its tried and true, asians have literally nothing on americans, we live very comfortable lives and buy your slave-made products that were made in places so miserable to work in they have suicide nets around them. and speaking of suicide why do you mail-slot eyed fucks off yourself so often? is it because there's literally no social mobility in any of your countries except for the two that got america's freedom dick in the ass? even then they still kill themselves quicker than you can say "hory shet". there's a reason wealthy chinks come to the US to have babies born here for US citizenship. life is better here and it will always be better here.
>>148121848
>Don't go to Beijing or Shanghai and you're almost guaranteed to be okay.
Fuck. I'm going to Beijing for 30 days and I've got bronchitis.
>>148123643
>good life
>in the U.S
Insert image meme here.
>>148123643
Maybe it is because they don't get shot so often in China so they must cut down the population somehow.
t.yuropoor
>>148123741
Better hope it rains.
god damn am I sick of sieging fucking rhodoks
>literally hundreds of fucking sharpshooters
it gets so old quick jesus christ
How do I get gekonewer to work with the berserk submod? I'm computer illiterate if that helps.
>>148122786
Looks like Brytenwalda or VC desu but I'm not too sure.
Could also be be native nordic sword with a new texture for all I know.
>>148123741
lmao
>>148123643
>life is better here and it will always be better here.
Mate I'd rather die among chinks than live among a thousand niggers and mudslimes.
>>148123934
>charge with shieldfags
>Jump in with a shield as well.
>Force sharpies to use melee weapons
>Meanwhile, your troops storm in.
gg ez.
>>148123741
Take a gas mask.
>>148123404
He was a just king in place of Nghe Tong, the coup would have went swell if not for your own fucking people so don't even dare put the blame on us
>>148123643
...This is literally a shine-on fucking example of how fucking dense American are, take good fucking note of this particular moron
Firstly dear burger, your cunt's ass is spread wide for the filthy chink whore that made the goods you unemployed citizen buy on a daily basis since they lost their jobs thanks to sweet job out-sourcing. Your own country is in a fucking economic turmoil because of the very same slave chinks, don't fucking make me laugh
Secondly, I'm a fucking Vietnamese, if you couldn't tell, your whole fucking argument literally have nothing to do with me. But I didn't expect a meat head neckbeard like you to know any better.
Thirdly, I see you are still using the oh-so-hilarious asian cant spell l meme, what are you even trying to do here? Make it go out of style?
Fourthly, your country is gonna vote for a political lizard and a demented moron this very November so there goes the great American dream out of the window. I'll love to see your government even last through this year let alone a whole 4 years
Shambling in debts to chinks, liberals protesting in the street and about to put a fucking monster in the White House, don't come crying when the land of the free crashes and burns, moron
>>148123609
In Floris and A New Dawn you can buy land in cities and become a landlord. It's rather expensive at first but pays out really well later on. An acre costs about 1000 denars and pays about a hundred denars every 2 weeks. If a city is prosperous, it pays more but costs more. If a city is constantly ravaged, it's cheaper but also less profitable.
You can even borrow money to buy the land. If you get to the cap of 150 acres per town, you can get 20.000 denars each 2 weeks. You just have to visit the city to collect it. But you can also buy the whole 150 at once and then come back several months later and collect a few hundred thousands.
I like the feature a lot because you can amass a lot of money in the midgame and don't have to do tournaments anymore to maintain your army.
>>148124385
Calm down a little, sell plastic rice to Cambodia and come back when you feel better.
>>148124385
>demented moron
back in your hole, heretic
Cixi was the greatest ruler of China.
>>148123643
>Being happy that most of your shit is being outsourced.
>Not knowing the consequences of that.
Good goy.
>>148124385
>Firstly
Our economy is in turmoil but the dollar has been on an upswing since the recession died down in 2014 and the purchasing power of the Dong is abysmal.
>Secondly
I couldn't tell because there is no flag identifier on this board, you could've been fucking Rwandan and no one would know the difference.
>Thirdly
Spell? I'm making fun of the audible phonetics of English that Asian languages, especially tonal ones can't grasp.
>Fourthly
If you knew absolutely anything about US politics you'd know that we have a three-tiered system of government and that the president is essentially just a figurehead for the military who also has powers of appointment. I wouldn't expect someone living in a socialist shithole where the per capita gdp is 10% of the US's. Let me know when your economy means literally anything globally, nevermind regionally where China dominates the Asian continent. By the way I know some older veterans that probably fucked all the women in your family for less than what a lollipop cost at the time.
>>148124740
Is that the best you can come up with? I basically wrote a whole fucking list dissecting your entire country and that's your comeback? We don't even do that shit in the first place, exactly why do you keep confusing all Asian countries with Chinkna? Did your fucking geography teacher abused you in class so this is your way of getting back at him?
Get.a.fucking.grip
>>148124862
Memes wouldn't save your country and you know it, I'm just fine being the observer to this whole shit storm
>>148125074
>Memes wouldn't save your country and you know it
Between a certainly corrupt candidate and a possible con-artist meme candidate, I think choosing the meme is a logical option.
>>148125074
Ain't that so sorry march a Brit thing?
>>148125074
or maybe I've actually listened to his policies and weighed them against the alternatives, what a shock :^)
>memes
>coming from the people that named their currency "Dong"
>>148116527
onfim the beast?
>>148124385
>>148125074
>this Viet mad as fuck
~笑~
>>148124385
>Secondly, I'm a fucking Vietnamese
Reminder this happened.
>>148125016
>Our economy is in turmoil but the dollar has been on an upswing since the recession died down in 2014 and the purchasing power of the Dong is abysmal.
Oh wow that's cool, do you have a source for that? Also don't you think comparing your economy to ours is a bit one-sided? I thought we were talking about you vs the chinks? But I guess the only way your cunt can feels good is comparing yourself to a third world country, remember to take extra pride in that
>Our economy is in turmoil but the dollar has been on an upswing since the recession died down in 2014 and the purchasing power of the Dong is abysmal.
Or guess this, you could've fucking ask, or at least read the tone of the conversation. But alas, I expect no such thing from you in the first place
>Spell? I'm making fun of the audible phonetics of English that Asian languages, especially tonal ones can't grasp.
No Vietnamese have trouble with speaking English in general nor do we struggle with phonetics, again it's just your stupidity coming back to bite you in the ass
Also like I said for the last 2 comments, your joke is dead and hardly funny but that's the only thing you have as insults
>If you knew absolutely anything about US politics you'd know that we have a three-tiered system of government and that the president is essentially just a figurehead for the military who also has powers of appointment. I wouldn't expect someone living in a socialist shithole where the per capita gdp is 10% of the US's. Let me know when your economy means literally anything globally, nevermind regionally where China dominates the Asian continent.
Again lad, this is pretty sad, you were suppose to compare your economy with the Chinks remember? Or did I rustle your jimmies too hard?
>By the way I know some older veterans that probably fucked all the women in your family for less than what a lollipop cost at the time
Am I supposed to be offended by this? Is this what you took pride in? Boy, you sure shown me there
>>148125567
Gas yourself, fucking ching chong nip nong
>>148125074
I'm not even him I just wanted to meme about the rice scare the Cambodians were going on about last year.
If I wanted to actually be mad I'd shit on Vietnam for the flagrant treaty-breaking involved in the Ho Chi Minh trail.
>>148125696
I refuse, you're not making yourself look any better Nanban-san.
>>148125592
Fuck me, I misquoted the second line
>>148125457
Not just any dongs, but feminine vietnamese dongs :^)
>play 1257 for an hour
>come back to a triggered viet
Holy shit nigger calm the fuck down, are you that assblasted over me calling you a barbarian?
>>148125776
Sorry for the word tirade then, but that fake plastic rice shit really pissed me off
>>148124006
Could it be Vikingr?
>this mad viet
damn why do the viets hate china so much
their culture has been heavily influenced by china since 100 BC, with half of the elite being completely sinicized or tracing their clan ancestry to china
china helped them win the vietnamese war
aside from a small number of heavily propagandized historical conflicts between china and vietnam, the two countries largely had strong cultural and historical affinities, hell the two even share a penchant for tiger penises and rhino horns - vietnam actually consumes far more endangered species TCM than china does
is it just because of some stupid islands or what?
>>148125592
>do you have a source for that?
http://www.ncpa.org/sub/dpd/index.php?Article_ID=25437
http://www.wsj.com/articles/vietnam-devalues-dong-as-u-s-dollar-rises-1420618652
http://www.wsj.com/articles/currencies-across-asia-fall-sharply-against-u-s-dollar-1460613318
https://www.americanchemistry.com/Media/PressReleasesTranscripts/ACC-news-releases/Leading-Economic-Indicator-Shows-US-Economy-on-the-Upswing.html
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-economy-idUSKCN0W34VU
Not a single source, sorry. All you have is how the l to r joke isn't funny and how I'm comparing my country to a third world one. Hey, why do you bother living in a third world country anyway? Wouldn't it be easier if you poured yourself a nice cup of Clorox Tea and ended it all?
>>148125970
The Viets don't even have a claim to fishingman's island do theyHonestly we should just give the island over to whoever the fuck I'm tired of China and America waggling their dicks over a house-sized island with nothing on it
>>148125917
No, was talking to the retarded burger up there, who give a shit about you lad :^)
>>148125970
Territorial control, maintaining independency, Chinkna have also repeatedly did various dirty tricks by ruining farmers, introducing harmful pests, selling toxic goods and dumping chemical in the sea and basically a varieties of bullshit
It's not just Vietnamese either, the entirety of fucking SEA can't stand chinese. Ask around, any random Jap, Phillip, Singaporean would shit on the fucking yellow vermins
They are basically Turks in Asia, fuck'em
>>148126210
'nam ain't no paradise either
anyone remember the Champa?
>>148126067
Bitch-ass nigger, I would want nothing more than your cunt to take the fucking island by force, let's see how many nuke does it take to reduce mainland Chinkna to pre-historic age
>>148126007
You're pathetic and I'm loving it, keep on comparing yourself to us and stroke that ego. Debt isn't gonna disappear overnight just because you are having a temporary upswing lad
who knew that vietnam had so many retarded nationalists
( `–´ )
Today was a good day, completely derailed /mbg/ into an average /int/ shitposting thread, can't be prouder of myself :^)
>>148125970
The Viet government was allied with the Soviets, who split ideologically from the Chinese, so they hated each other for being the wrong kind of communist.
Then you have the Viet intervention in Cambodia to drive out the Khmer Rouge, which was an attack on a Chinese-backed state, and the fact that literally everyone in the region gets dicked by Chinese throwing their money around, buying concessions, using shittons of chemicals on leased agricultural land then handing it back ruined, making sneaky backdoor deals with individual villages and ethnic groups without involving the lawful government, and so on.
For an example, there's a casino the Chinese built in a special economic zone in Lao itself. Lao currency isn't even legal tender in the area, the workers who've worked on that and the little China Town they've made have zero-effort shanty town housing, and the region is basically tax free because of Chinese regional power.
>>148126210
>being THIS mad about China
Jesus Christ. Now I don't blame you for hating China's [government], but try not to make an ass of yourself while doing so. The entirety of SEA was historically under China's sphere of influence and no, we didn't treat you like dirt because it made no sense for us to treat you like dirt.
Japan hates China due to WWII and beyond bullshit while the Philippines are the niggers of China
>>148126491
>Bitch-ass nigger, I would want nothing more than your cunt to take the fucking island by force, let's see how many nuke does it take to reduce mainland Chinkna to pre-historic age
>vietnam
>taking anything by force
You people are insanely good at defending home territory but that's about it. At no point in history was your offensive army worth a damn, and you don't even have nukes, you have to suck American cock for it while we actually developed the H-bomb on our own (although not the A-bomb)
Never thought I'd live to see the day when a fucking VIET went full superiority, I thought I'd seen it all with the Koreans claiming Confucius and Sun Tzu and Son Goku were Korean but christ this takes the cake
You faggots didn't even make it into Civ.
>>148126649
>the Philippines are the niggers of China
*Asia
>>148126727
That slip seemed mighty Freudian.
>>148126649
>taking anything by force
Oi m8, Dai Viet annexed all of Champa and completely assimilated the local Cham people over the centuries.
>>148126561
Not really a nationalist, I hate this place nearly as much as I hated the chinks, but tonight have been pretty boring
>>148126649
I'll gladly see my cunt bend over for the American to occupy here if it means ridding the world of your kind, I'm more than glad to pay the ultimate fucking price of national identity to glass your fucking land
I'm fucking serious
>>148126491
>asks for source
>is provided source
>somehow makes the guy who posted source pathetic
>doesn't even understand how debt to gdp ratio works
Lad I know you don't have very good education in Vietnam but an internet connection is all you need to google this shit. The US has a 97% debt to gdp ratio, china has a 250% debt to gdp ratio. I know you gooks are good at math so I probably don't need to tell you higher % is worse
Ok, been playing 580 days now in Viking Conquest through the story mode and now into sandbox. I decided to roleplay being a conflicted Saxon who turned his cause to the Danes after spending time amongst them, which brought me through to fighting for the sons of Ragnar in Northumbria. Raiding Alban was fun and fuelled my income until I had those enterprises set up in every single town, though funnily it wasn't that which killed my reputation. I steadily went from having a positive reputation through to being the most reviled man in the North Sea after killing hundreds of defenceless christians in the Irish Channel. It was a lot of fun, but that and the butchering of women and children that happened when besieging both Bosvenegh and Din Tagell resulted in every single lord on the map treating me with either suspicion or outright hatred.
I have to say this is the most fun I've had with Mount and Bladein the past year.
I can understand singaporeans, hong kongers, taiwanese, koreans, japanese and other wealthy nations looking down on chinese but viets and filipinos being any other than butthurt is laughable
any claim about chinese being uncivilized applies doubly so to vietnamese and filipinos
>>148123938
Please help anons. I really want Guts to conquer Japan.
>>148126826
>I'll gladly see my cunt bend over for the American to occupy here if it means ridding the world of your kind
I thought you were angry at burgers
And weren't you angry at the Chinese for precisely trying to take away your independence or something? Now you're willing to pawn off that precious independence while completely obliterating your own culture?
>>148126768
East Asia and China('s sphere of influence) were historically almost synonymous.
>>148126928
Isn't it an option at the character creation screen? When you pick between man, woman, little girl, skeleton, etc.
>>148126926
>Singapore
>Hong Kong
It's like the Genoa and Venice of Asia.
>Hong Kong
>independent
???
>>148126886
He's not Chinese, and America is in a unique position debt-wise because they can have as much as they want with almost zero consequence.
>>148126928
>>148127016
Not for Gekokujo
It never will be either
>>148126919
>turning against the Saxons
>Shedding the blood of Saxon men
Good lad.
>>148127013
I thought the flips counted as Southeast Asian rather than East Asian.
>>148121528
a Sino-Syrian?
who would have thought
>>148127502
Southeast Asia was just as much under Imperial China's heel as Japan and Korea. Flips are still the niggers of Asia.
>>148127502
regardless, chinese merchant clans have been immigrating en masse to pretty much every southeast asian country for at least half a millenium now
>>148126919
I was a believer in Odin and all that jazz for a long time, but upon conquering Bosvenegh I started to receive word that all my murdering of christians was getting me a lot of bad rep in an area mostly full of christians. I wasn't with the Northumbrians anymore because they tried to tell me I was "too controversial" to be given the lands I had taken by fire and sword. Well I had actually joined the other northman kingdom in the area of Laithland, based out of Dubh Lin, but I'd betrayed them as well because they tried to tell me that Caer Dyf shouldn't be mine by right of conquest.
Christianity seemed like a natural career move.
>>148127370
I'm currently a vassal of theirs, but don't worry yourself, Charly. Once the last Dumnonians are subjugated there won't be any reason to play nice.
>>148127712
Forgot to mention that I had taken Caer Dyf from West Saexe in the first place, since it was poorly defended and with 5 Busses it was no challenge at all to land 300 Norse warriors in the town square. Being universally hated meant it was necessary to placate them though and I guess they're nothing if not practical. If not short sighted.
>>148127370
Charles, you collaborated with Offa and the English church on numerous occasions, don't pretend otherwise.
>>148126886
At the end of the day, you're still comparing your first world economy to someone that clearly aren't gonna theirs to yours, you don't see me bragging about our as superior now do you? Get a grip
>>148126926
We don't shit in the street and turn a blind eye to people in need of help, ching chong :^)
>>148127013
I'm angry at you both desu
And removing Chinese worth any price there is to pay, even muh freedom
Ok, so let's wrap this up and stop, I'm tired of this gay country rp shit
Who side with Empire in Pendor here
>>148127638
>>148127657
Honestly I know jack shit about the Philippines, but mainland Southeast Asia was jointly influenced by various powerful Indian princedoms and China, and honestly falls more into the Indian cultural sphere than the Chinese one.
India's shit at regional power compared to the Chinese nowadays, though.
>>148127906
Wasn't Offa an Angle, not a Saxon?
>>148128135
you're right that southeast asia falls under the indian cultural sphere, the only exception is vietnam
Imagine a world where we just drop thousands of nukes on China and only China.
>>148128036
>we don't shit in streets
>Today, open defecation continues to be a common practice in many rural areas, despite it contributing to diarrhea and pneumonia, responsible for 22 per cent of deaths of children under-five in Viet Nam.
http://www.unicef.org/vietnam/media_22730.htm
as far as china goes, I've never seen anyone do it in person, as I'm sure you've never seen anyone in vietnam do it either
>>148128135
Depends on the time period and exactly where desu
Shit like Attuhaya or however it's spelled in English was basically Indian while Vietnam was essentially South Jungle China.
>>148128036
Oh so you WERE rusing, okay
It sort of scared me that someone would get so triggered over nothing.
>>148128309
Imagine a world where guns were never invented and we didn't have the power to just press a button and kill cities like gods yet remain human
>>148128521
We'd still have that button, we would just call it a mongol invasion.
Can /int/ shitposters leave please?
>>148128521
>>148128515
I think I made it pretty clear I was country RP-ing
Not all chinese are bad, I do love Chinese literature and I grew up watching kung fu flicks
>>148128632
Sorry :^(
>>148126826
>I'll gladly see my cunt bend over for the American to occupy here if it means ridding the world of your kind, I'm more than glad to pay the ultimate fucking price of national identity to glass your fucking land
>I'm fucking serious
Let me tell you about the oppressed Filips, the oppressive Spanish and the backstabby greedy Americans.
Or about the oppressive Russkies, the oppressed Ukrainians and the backstabby, greedy """EU""".
All you'll get is China taking minor losses while fighting proxy wars with the US and fucking your shit up.
Oh and no matter who wins you'll get a puppet government :^)
Don't play strategy games, breed or vote. Ever.
>>148128724
Y-you too
>>148128683
Poe's Law.
>>148128619
Yeah except you'd need a truly exceptional person to make it happen.
>>148128830
I mean, the part where I went full ham with allowing US occupation pretty much gave it away lad
>>148129102
No it didn't, because that's nowhere near the limit of retardation I've seen online.
>>148128219
There was barely any difference between the two before they settled in England, and by the time Charlemagne turns up they're good Christians with the start of a shared identity.
Hell, by the time of VC the Anglo-Saxons could still both speak to and understand the Danish invaders.
Now pagan Saxons in Saxony, those fuckers were ripe for fire and sword.
>>148129163
i was mad giggling when i wrote that
sounds like something straight outta wh40k, pretty fucking badass
>>148129163
>>148129102
yeah I've seen way more than my fair share of asian (esp. viet) nationalists on internet forums and wikipedia so I wouldn't have been surprised if you were serious
Modding is easist than I expected
>>148129265
>>148129163
for the record tho, I still dislike your cunt and rp-ing as country is my fav past time activity
>>148129362
huh, surprisingly user-friendly
>>148129362
Morgh's is super simple but anything further than that looks like an ungodly mess.
>>148129362
First thing I will do is make naginata thrustable on horse.
>>148129197
>could still speak to the danes
gonna need a source on that, wasn't old english and old norse two fairly different groups in the germanic language tree?
>>148129816
>not creating a super cheat spear to lance through 15 niggers at once
>>148129816
appreciate the tabs
>>148129816
>>148129958
>gay sex with hats on
>>148129816
>naginata
>thrusting
???
>>148130110
>Teufort
>>148130190
w-what's wrong with Teufort
>>148129816
I fucked because doesn't work
How am I supposed to fucking protect my fiefs?? I got Praven, Suno, Azgad, Veidar, Iyindah, Rybelet, Jelbegi castle, Yaragar. And I just can't protect it all, if I'm not super close. Harlaus is declaring war on everyone and every lord seems to be targeting exclusively my fiefs. Is there a way to protect the fiefs, while I'm on a conquest? Got 2000+ soldiers ready around 3 of my garrisons, most of them level 4-5, but I can't utilize them to protect my fiefs...I'm playing Floris
>>148130863
Make companions into lords or shill up for other lords to join you, dumbo
>>148130916
Teach me master.
How do I actually get and hold a castle in this game? I remember looting was the only way to get funds.
Which game should I play If I want to get back in, the one with the guns or the first one?
Any recommend mods?
