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Bot booted edition

>Stale Bread:
>>147179436

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
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>Thread archive
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>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB

>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
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http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
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xth for Awoo
>>>/wsg/1166464
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>tfw no money
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>>147326587
get a job busta
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>>147326687
GTA$.
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>>147326723
The up and atom is hiring.
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>>147326587
god you are such a broke ass nigga lmao
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>>147326478
can't you link directly to the webm instead of the post?
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So when you do a sale your office fills up with money. At which amounts does it change and when does it cap out?
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>>147326881
Caps at 500M GTA$.
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>Save up all week for a Yacht.
>Give up early, buy a base model Pisces
>Get on Yacht
>Underwhelming desu senpai
>Whatever. I guess I'll just do some awesome yacht defense
>Start up "Piracy Prevention"
>Expecting the whole lobby to come after me
>Literally 1 guy out of all 30 of them shows up
>Shoot down his Titan with my homing shitter rocket
>Parachutes
>Lands in the water
>Snipe him
>He dies
>calls me a "fggt" with the text feature
>Comes back with a helicopter blow him up with the shitter rocket
>He doesn't come back
>Wait 7 minutes, get 30k for killing some fag 2 times

LMAO
M
A
O

These are so unfair. They spawn on the fucking beach ffs. They don't even get Jetskis, the have to call a helicopter, or fucking swim.

I guess that's 30k for free every hour since nobody bothers with yacht defense. Not bad.

Also
>It costs 25k to move my yacht

What the fuck dude.
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>>147326587
>tfw do Pacific Standard for the first time
>tfw with players all over level 200
>tfw we finish of the first try losing only around 25k
>tfw great payout
>tfw extra $100 000 for doing the heist for the first time
>tfw extra 1 000 000 for doing all setups/heists in order

That heist payed around 1.5 million
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>>147326587
>tfw money
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post "oh right that's in the game"
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>>147326898
doesn't it cap at 10mil?
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>>147327070
Yeah I was just bullshitting.
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>>147326997
>his office isn't even full of cash yet

only thing worse than a broke ass nigga is a broke ass nigga who lies to himself

clean up your act
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>>147327154
Old pic, sold for 8 mil now. Thinking of doing the extra 2 so I never have to touch crates again
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>>147326881
You'll notice major changes (i.e. piles in different sections of the office) after each million, up until $10M. It never reaches the lounge, so don't worry about that.

Merchandise pops up around the office as you do more collections, up until ~100 collections. After that, the only thing that changes is the SecuroServ statue on your desk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dl3w4my6R0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvBhKtboOeE
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>>147327341
>Old pic, sold for 8 mil now.
>sold for 8 mil now.
>8 mil now.
>8

lol so broke my sides
lmao'ing at your life junior
get on the fast lane lil nigga
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>>147327427
>First video
>Character is dressed like a cheap whore, guy doing video has barely hit puberty
>Second video
>Shitty dubstep and "whoa so crazy" glitch, followed by "then, and then, and then you actually, and then" run-on sentences.

So the statue appears at 50, and changes at 100, 250, 500, and 1,000 deliveries. Thanks for linking shitty clickbait videos instead of just saying that.
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>>147327806
pulled them from YT within a minute of reading your post, didn't recall the required collections and couldn't be bothered watching the video myself and excuses

now you know
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>>147326898
So does the money accumulating in the office actually do anything? Or is it purely A E S T H I C? Because I had a fuckton before I bought my yacht now it's gone.
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>>147328064
it's just aesthetic as far as we know

if it can disappear that means Rockstar probably has a way of differentiating sales profits from miscellaneous earnings (i.e. heists, jobs, etc.)
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http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=712995129

What a terrible fucking guide. Sure it's fun to call out shitters and assblast them but why would you go out of your way to type a big guide just to police other people's in game freedom?

Also the way this guide ends at least confirms to us that this guy isn't much of an intellectual, which means there is but one question:

Which one of you fuckers was it?
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>>147328601
>reading steam guides
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>>147328868
I was in the steam overlay talking to a friend and it caught my eye
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>>147328551
>if it can disappear that means Rockstar probably has a way of differentiating sales profits from miscellaneous earnings (i.e. heists, jobs, etc.)
And it does.
If you look at your stat page, you can see your income broken down by source.
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>>147325765
>Shit accuracy
>Only plus is more bullets
>Implying you ever spend more than 60 bullets in a fight before having a good chance of reloading
Carbine is better.
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>>147328601
>you just made 1-3 people lose $500 off of their salary for every time he dies
They deserve to lose it if they can't protect their VIP. That's their entire job.
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>>147328962
>all those rules

Isn't it amazing how the more rules an organization has the less organized they are?
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>>147325701
Advanced Rifle.
DMR or any pistol for headshots
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>>147329005
no, I'm talking specifically about cargo sales

if you go to the stat page, it's only listed under "jobs" and nothing else

the CEO computer however has a different number for you when you make a sale and that number never decreases because it's basically just a score, same as the stats page

what >>147328064 is talking about is the amount of physical cash actually fluctuating depending on what you buy after making a sale, which is different from what we've had before
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best way for a poorfag to get rich? Can't pull off heists reliably with pubbies and I've got about 20k to my name.
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>>147329576
Then maybe you should stop heisting with pubs.
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>>147329083
>Protect your VIP from this Hydra that chases down anyone it spots trying to enter a vehicle
>Protect your VIP from this Lazer that chases down anyone it spots trying to enter a vehicle
>...
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>>147329643
>Not having air superiority
lmaoing at your bodyguard tactics
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>>147329576
I only know one other guy that actually plays GTA on PC more than once a month.
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>>147329576
Do those free-mode events while everyone is still caught up with the crate sales. Also, try to sell vehicles as often as possible. A Dubsta, Baller, Oracle, or Felon GT can be a stable source of income.
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What are the current top supers to race? I heard there are a few.

All I know is that the 811 and X80 proto suck in races.
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>>147329576
contact missions
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>>147329765
then you don't know shit because the x80 is literally the best super to use
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>>147329691
>becoming the shitter

even if you grab your very own Lazer, Hydra etc. that hastens everyone else in the server and eventually you'll have people scrambling toward the nearest heliport so they can turn the tables, forcing you to do the same thing the shitters would have done to prevent that from happening

it's a vicious cycle is it not
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so let's settle this

Akuma or Bati?
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>>147329869
Shitters are gonna shit no matter what you do.
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>>147329927
Bati
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>>147329927
Bati
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>>147329932
so it makes sense not to have this annoying penalty for something so inevitable right

where are you going with this anon
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>>147329927
Try them both. Here is a very unscientific test of all the good bikes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cc_T5MGnGA
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>>147329927
Bati
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>>147330110
You're shit at the game and deserve to be punished for being shit. Sorry, but that's how it works.
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>>147330130
Who is that saucy gal in the back?
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>>147330219
t. shitter
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>>147330130
>nobody does a wheelie
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>>147330130
>no Hakuchou
>no wheelies

I don't even think biker crews prohibit wheelies. Why did you?
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>>147330323
>unscientific
>>147330241
I forgot. It was Flib, Titan, and Lewd. The Bati girl was someone else. Ara did the countdown.
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>>147330219
Why do you care so much about reducing someone's payout?
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>>147330387
There's a difference between "unscientific" and "blatantly skewed in the favor of a particular bike"
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>>147329927
A K U M A
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>>147330663
>nullphaggot and circlejerk can't handle bikes
What a surprise
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>>147330663
>Null complains when people do this or ram people in races but does it himself
really makes you think
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>>147330130
>yuri disgracing the double t by not wheeling
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>>147330757
>>147330752
I bet u don't even know how old this webm is.
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>>147330323
>>147330378
This
Crafty was on a Haku I think
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>>147330909
I bet I don't even give a shit since you likely haven't gotten any better.
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>>147330663
>ghost of crimefighter somewhere in first place
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>>147330110
Source? I never ask for source on something. But this looks peculiar to me.
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>>147330942
I bet u wont show up if u get called out for a race.
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>>147331000
Boku No Pico
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>>147331043
I've already beaten you so many times there wouldn't be any point.
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>>147329927
Akuma > Bati > Double T >>>>>>>> every other bike
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>>147331363
>Akuma > Bati
Whoops, looks like your opinion fell flat wrong there, buddy.
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>Trying to do new things.
>Join my first pacific standard while it's on bikes.
>Bike controls pretty nice, looks okay, mission's short and sweet.
>Apparently finale was right after so I join for that.
>No idea what I'm doing but I burn open some doors.
>Host tells me not to go in the vault.
>Go back up as the crowd control guys are shooting the wall and looking bored.
>Bust out of the bank and they all have RPGs while the best I have is an LMG.
>No idea where to go since they seem to be splitting up.
>Run to the bikes.
>They're all blown up.
>One of them pulls me into his apartment and then forces me into the garage.
>Armored Kuruma.
>Sit in the back as we go and pick up the host from the bank because they stayed behind for some reason.
>Guy apparently drives the wrong way and we get a heist failed for "Hacker Failed".
>Host and the driver start yelling at each other in chinese.
>The Picnic?
>The Picnic.
I have never been so confused and disappointed with making 200k+.
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>>147331390
>opinion
>wrong
Anon, please. You know that people can have different ideas, right?
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>>147331562
And some are just plain wrong, like yours.
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>>147331596
You do know more than one person can post in this thread, right? I didn't mention any view points, I just mentioned that people can have different opinions. Maybe I should get a trip so people don't mistake who I am.
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>>147331705
You do know you're still wrong, right? That you're so stupid in everything you post tells me you've never been right about anything a day in your life.
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>>147331756
That hurts, anon. Where is the anger coming from?

Also, post them.
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>>147331756
yeah, it's /gtag/ all right
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>>147331915
I like hurting other people.
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>>147331915
And this is all the confirmation I need.
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>>147331915
Post what tho?
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>>147332106
Your characters, silly.
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>>147332182
which chopper is the best? I only have sport bikes
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>>147332378
I didn't really mess around with any but the Daemon you see there. It's not really a competitive racer bike or anything but it's just as fun to cruise around in.
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>>147331286
NULL BTFO
U
L
L

B
T
F
O
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>>147329927
I prefer the Akuma personally
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>>147329927
Akuma, who the fucks wants to constantly have to wheelie like a faggot all the time.
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>>147332615
This is pretty much how I feel about my Vader. I'm never gonna win a drag race against a super, but goddamn it is a nice thing to ride.
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>>147326123
Trevor... had a hard life.

He needs some time to rest.
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>>147334126
He'll have plenty of time to rest in hell.
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fresh memes
https://menyoo.org/community/index.php?wiki/index/
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>>147329869
>not outshitting them
>not patrolling helipads and destroying any air vehicles before prospective shitters can enter them
>not paying attention to off the radar notifications
>probably just flying above the VIP in loops
you deserve to be raped
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>>147334294
What is it, I can't register.
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>>147331915
where is that bandanna from?
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>>147334787
mask shop
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>>147335101
What, did they come here and shill while I was gone?
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>>147334496
see you say that but i can't help but i can't help but think of that as overkill when the only alternative for most players is to keep their CEO/VIP in the office at all times

it just seems like a bad feature to reduce an bodyguard/associate's already meager payout on the death of a single VIP/CEO

maybe if the entire organization had to die first it'd make more sense but this just seems unnecessary
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>>147332182
I can't find a damn daemon anywhere
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>>147331915
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>>147335896
Why do you like that bike so much?
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>>147336156
Why do you like getting dick up the ass so much?
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>>147336156
It was favorite bike for races in EFLC, and won a lot of races for me when GTAV first released.

It's also got a pretty good turning radius.
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For anyone wondering, money piles cap at 20 mil. I haven't seen anymore money since then and I just hit 25 mil. Time for a spending spree to empty this mess.
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>>147336826
it caps at $10M, anon
where are you seeing all the extra cash?
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languagez, u on m8?
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>>147335757
I picked mine up off the street. If you look around Blaine County you'll probably find one.
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>>147334787
There was a glitch where you could wear any hat and glasses with the bandanna, but it may have been patched. It seems to me that harmless outfit glitches should not be patched out, but I don't work at R* so I can't stop them.
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>>147337247
Fuck off
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>Motorcycles.
>Inexpensive to buy, upgrade, and maintain.
>Reliable and superior handling.
>Fast.
>Can go many places cars can't.
>Sick jumps and flips.
>Requires skill to master.

>Supercars
>Heavily priced on all fronts to shill shark cards.
>Spins out, fishtails, stuck tires.
>Speeds only good for going in a straight line.
>Pointlessly wide and can't even get over a elevated curb or road barrier.
>Uncontrollable midair.
>Requires a low standard of quality and a credit card to master.
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>>147336997
The board room. It's a wreck. I've even got money in my accommodation and loose bills all over the floor.
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>>147337486
None of that applies to the T20, literally the perfect supercar.
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>>147337486
You forgot:
>motorcycles can go into the eighth dimension where anime is real by hitting special parts of terrain
>super cars are stuck in the mundane realm with children and brazilians
>>147337617
Snapdragon, please go. Don't you have little boys to sexually abuse?
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>>147336997

Nope. Not even close. The entire wall of the meeting room doesn't even fill up till over 15 mil.
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>>147331915
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>>147331915
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>>147337596
>>147337717
could you take a screenshot of these areas? i started seeing loose bills in the accommodation at around 8 mil and it just stopped
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>>147337486
It's too bad you cant own both a supercar and a motorbike, huh?
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>>147337392
u fuck off languagez is seriously the best guy
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so I heard you guys dont like Supersport Cars?
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>>147338084
The scarf is a nice little touch.
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>>147338098
The accommodation never gets any worse than that but, the office turns into complete hell. For anyone who thinks it's bad at 10, this is 20.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SDFZw8Qqyts&time_continue=63&ebc=ANyPxKqPA-5vlYcF4P6GutlnKkCZFkFRYV37NIU6gvCOb5bK61ULzPQJpk3nJKGcQuT9KLbYtIOC
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>>147338313
>race mixing.
whore
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>>147338425
*jerry can intensifies*
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>>147338084
ugly outfit desu
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So I just bought myself a Stilt-house to start planning heists and I'm wondering, do all the Houses came with detached garages like mine where I have to step outside and then walk to the garage, or did I just pick a shitty house?
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>>147338527
stilt houses are the third worst/useless thing you can buy after a 2car garage and a yacht
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>>147338527
All stilt houses are like that, you fucked up m8.
Not to mention those shitty squiggly roads to navigate through, and the fact that they spawn your cars like 50 feet away when you start a heist.
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>>147338527
You picked a shitty house. Only the stilt houses have detached garages, apartments are attached to the garages via elevator, and houses have a door to the garage.
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>>147338434
oh shit, that meeting room
i stand corrected

i'm still right about the accommodations though it seems, there's only a few loose bills despite all that
probably just so players have less trouble changing outfits or something
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How long would you say a Pacific Standard takes, including all setups with a group of non-shit pugs?
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>>147338425
The fact that you have a garage full of supers isn't even what's cringeworthy about this.

>cowboy hat
>all those terrible paintjobs

You could have done so much with that Turismo but all your stupid cowfucker brain could think of was shitty pearlescent orange 3/5.
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>>147338434
How long does it take to make that much?
I quit bothering after sellin one full med warehouse. Shit is way too tedious
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>>147338735
is here someone mad poorfag?
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Who here /vindicator/?
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>>147338527
trade it in for an apartment, preferably situated next to where you'll want your office to be
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>>147338726
About 50 minutes if you don't fuck around too much between each setup.
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>>147338425
>that X80
unforgivable
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Garage time senpai
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>>147338794
It took me about a week and a half to hit 20 mil. 2.2 mil per large sale. You could probably even do it faster. I was kind of lazy.
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>>147338970
nobody
what is wrong with you
that vehicle has no redeeming qualities except Akira references and the laughable KERS boost
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>>147338970
Me, sometimes.
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>>147338925
The only thing poor here is your taste.
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>>147339163
>in-game speedometer
top jej
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>>147339126
3 crate pickups? I don't have any friends for associate runs..
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>>147339184
people have diffrent tastes. Show me your Super Cars.
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>>147339270
The best part was that replaying the clip using the editor made the speedometer say random speeds. That was about the highest I could get it.
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>>147338925
Is that supposed to be a coherent thought?

Also post your bank please since you're so rich.
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>>147339324
>people have diffrent tastes
Yes, some people have shit taste. Like you.
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>>147339310
A week and a half solo, 3 crate pickups. Back and forth on several runs. With friends, it probably would have been faster.
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>get in my car
>its bullet pruff
Daily reminder that if you drive a Kuruma, you have autism.
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>>147338726
around an hour if randoms fuck up some setups. Make sure you have a good team and be sure one of you have the garage near where you hide the bikes. If you have an armored karuma in there you can do the entire heist without losing any money
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>>147339383
thats your thought becouse you have a diffrent taste
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>>147339474
>challenge
>in gtao, a cookie cutter nextgen literally simplified for children

i fucking hate the fags inhabiting this general
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>>147339474
>wants a challenge
>plays GTA almost exclusively

maybe the one who has autism is you.
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>>147339612
Your taste is objectively shit, sorry.
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>>147339612
please tell me you're a preteen with that reading/writing comprehension.

Also post your bank account, money-bags
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Who is the best looking old character and why is it Currymurry?
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Why anyone would bother with any car besides a riced Sultan is beyond me..
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>>147339975
Who is the biggest faggot and why is it you?
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>>147339324
>buying supercars for any other reason other than to launder money

I hate new gtag.
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>>147339975
>>147340029

ps4fag BTFO
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snapmatic shots look so shit, any better way to save screenshots from rockstar editor without any hud elements?
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>>147339980
It's because I prefer my sultans stolen and imported fresh from Liberty City
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>>147340142
Yeah, don't be stupid.
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>>147339975
>>147340029
Curry on suicide watch.
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>>147340142
>hide HUD (hit whatever R3 turns into on the PC)
>take a screenshot (any third party program will do)
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>>147339661
Cowboy Man is back. Is this Taste shit too?
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>>147340142

press h, take screenshot with program of your choice
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>>147340142
>click save snapmatic photo
>screenshot the saving frame with steam
>clean up any loading bars in photo editor program of choice
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>simple mission
>two twats die
>someone selecd upde
>have to wait 10 minutes for it to load up freemode

Do people find this fun? This is boring
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late audi post
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huh, I didn't know H disabled hud in editor.
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I know you can do contact missions alone so can you just replay like LS Connection over an over for 20k a shot?

it's easy as balls to solo with a helicopter
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>>147340256
Just banter desu
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>>147340634
CEO/VIP work pays more
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>>147340634
Yeah, except the quicker you do it the less money you get.
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>>147340634
Yup. It's 28K if u pick up the drugs in the boxes.
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>>147326123
want to join http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag , SC name is LordRexius
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They really need to let you transfer properties between characters.
What's the point of creating a 2nd if you to buy everything all over again..
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>>147341010
>What's the point
cash cards
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so which PS4 bro is the coolest?
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>>147341236
Ah yeah makes sense, I've had so much money from glitching last gen I forgot cash cards existing.
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>>147339474
>Hur no challenge kuruma for fags :^)
>Dies over and over again and turns what should be a 5 minute mission into half an hour
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>>147341309
they're all pretty unique tbqh kin, wouldn't want to put anyone on the spot like that

we share a crew with the PC sect but we don't have to be exactly like them
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>>147341309
gamefreak
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>>147341473
I never died in that mission, I don't even think I ever got lower than 50% health.. We probably would have been perfectly fine without a Kuruma, and if not, it would've been the Kuruma shitter that died, not me.
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>>147326938
are you retarded?
They do get jetski's and helicopters for free.
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>be a shitter
>attack crew
>get shitstomped
>waah, stop ganging up on me
>start passive toggling
>still get shit kicked in
>doesn't change session
I will never understand these people
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>>147341608
what do you have against the Kuruma? You only "hate" it becouse all other people say its "not challenging". The same with the super cars, people here hate them becouse other people told them to hate them.
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>>147342070
FAQ.
>A good number of people use it as a crutch to remove any element of skill (read: fun) from the game. They drive it all the way through missions, too afraid to leave their padded baby car to play the game normally.
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>>147342051
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>>147342140
i read this already, but thats what i mean. People here hate this car only becouse the FAQ tell them that.
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>>147342439
I hate it because faggots who drive up to you with it in freeroam make you waste at least 6k every time they pull up
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>>147342140
I just want to point out that about a year ago that was the leading piece of advice for beating heists in this exact general.

Of course, now that it's the popular thing to do you're all against it.
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>>147327001
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>it's a "guy kills you over and over because you don't deal damage to him because lol lag" session
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>>147342485
i understand this, but in missions i say its okay
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>>147332013
when did you move to pc?
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kuruma's fine for missions but don't be a cunt in freemode with it
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>>147343229
>needing a kuruma for missions
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>>147343209
Preordered, played the game as soon as it came out (on PC)
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>>147343248
you don't need it but when you run a setup for the 40th time it gets old and you just want to blaze through it as fast as possible
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>>147342614
these people use it everywhere, not just for heists
it's a little discouraging to be honest
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>>147331915
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>>147334201
why was he reeeeing in that cutscene?
Is he some kind of beta fag?
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>>147342614
>leading piece of advice for beating heists in this exact general.
Yeah, no. It was still laughed at even then.
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>missions starts
>shoot everyones tires to find the guy who didn't put bulletproof tires on

I can't be the only one who does this. It's ridiculous how many motorcycles don't put it. One guy didn't notice I shot his tires and took off full speed. A few seconds later I see his bike go all over the place and he smashes into a bunch of cars
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>>147338425
>>147338735
>>147339051
I personally wouldn't buy all of these cars, but most off the paint jobs I like, other then that T20, but what is wrong with the turismo R?
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>>147343481
yes
also insane
that's literally the entire reason he's a criminal
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>you will never give Joac a rimjob when he's pretending to be a female in GTAO
>you will never see him squirm with pleasure
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>>147343695
thanks anon
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>>147343889
>you will never lick Crimefighter's perineum pretending it's a pussy
>you will never see him squirm with pleasure
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>>147338584
>>147338613
>>147338628
What is wrong with owning a stilted house? It's better then the normal house, and is the best looking safe house. Sure your garage is outside, but no one is going to be hanging outside your house are they? The roads might suck, but it's not like it's that bad not living on a busy road full of kuruma shitters.
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>>147343889
>pretending
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>>147343336
wait are you not who I am thinking of, have you never played on ps4?
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>>147343889
>you will never get a thigh job from Null when he's pretending to be a female in GTAO
>you will never see him squirm with pleasure
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>>147341309
languagez without a doubt
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>>147343481
because he is on fire..
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>>>147344331
>the best looking safe house
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>>147343889
>you will never kill Crafty and bury him when he's pretending to be a female in GTAO
>you will never spend time at Crafty's burial ground, hunched over in ejaculation
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>meowmers leaves right at the end
What a cunt, desu.
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>>147343889
>you will never shoot Kaz in the face and walk away
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>>147345001
>he left too soon
top kek meow
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PSA: Do not heist with meowmers. If he tries to invite you to a heist with the claim of giving himself 0%, do not trust him. He will purposefully screw up the heist over and over. Don't fall for the meme.
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>>147345103
He said he was doing us a favor. Threw a temper tantrum, the child.
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>>147345201
meowmers is verified shit tier. i dont know what they expect desu
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>>147345221
ur a cunt that doesn't appreciate other peoples freedom desu
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>>147344696
>.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is1zWIWlZh0

I bet you own A royal purple custom appartment
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>>147345001
Yo, if you need another anon for heist hmu.
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>>147345201
He will also insult you while he does it.

Can we just kick this guy from the crew or something? He just fucked a bunch of GTAGs all over on purpose in some of the most irritating griefing ive ever seen in this game.
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>>147341476
We don't share a crew with PC.
PC and PS4 have their own separate crews, you should be part of the GTAG_ps4 crew
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>>147341536
I'm sure it's just time zones but I haven't seen him in awhile.
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>>147346117
we share a thread at least
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>>147341309
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>>147345201
counterpoint: you don't know what he was trying to do and everyone fucks up sometimes
don't listen to this goyim
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>>147346117
how many people are actually active in the ps4 crew like 10?
last time I checked that shit was ded
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>>147346506
Driving purposefully slow the entire trip, then stopping and driving into the ocean isnt a simple fuck up. He then calls everybody dicks afterwards.

He was driving at around NPC speed the whole way
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>>147346506
stfu meowmer. your shit has been old for a while.
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> PC dies, first time I get to play in 2 months
> Thankfully not purged
> join game with Kaz for 20 minutes
> everybody left meme

The update looked pretty neat, glad to see nothing has changed
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>>147347091
why does he have 6 fingers
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>>147346659
Active? 200
Actually active maybe 15 or something.. We all live around the world, and don't play every day so it's hard to really tell, but normally we get a session of 10 for the people who are awake at that time, then there is another few who are on at night. I think it's about 8 or more..

TL;DR about 18 you could add callmeqt13 but he isn't in the crew.
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>>147345001
Avoid heisting with meow at all costs
1. Driving slow to the clff in kuruma on purpose
2. Leaving just at the ending off the heist
3. Wasted precious time,that could have been used bullying randoms
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>>147347189
>mic user
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>>147347189
that is part of the mouse.
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http://pyx-2.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=146
>password: lis
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>>147347418
why is his mouse so fat
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>>147342051
>>147342281
>tfw getting a passive toggling buzzardshitter kicked out of his muh honorbru AR only crew
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>>147347980
why is the back of his head melded into his neck?
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