Joa edition
Ded Thred: >>146990915
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
1st for Quattro
Why is she so perfect?
Xth for Lets get the Post characters post out of the way.
webms
post them
>>147179842
Much thanks, friend.
>>147180259
holy shit fix your fucking bitrate
>>147180259
>720p
>only using 1 mb
>>147180259
Classik nigga
>>147180259
>>147179842
2 birds 1 stone
>Join heist.
>Host has a stilt house.
>My bike is the furthest spawned vehicle.
>All the other players have supercars.
>Get stuck behind them all the way during the trip because they ram into everything ahead of them on the road including me if I try to pass them up.
Really wish we could quarantine the supershitters to the console version.
Are there any decent RP glitches?
I already have a high level character, but I really want to breeze through the 2nd w/o having go redo the tedious bullshit
It's it possible to sell personal vehicles?
>>147180259
Rumpo life
>join a race
>about to go past the guy in second
>he fucking slides into me, trying to spin me out
>recover because he's dogshit at it
>meanwhile he causes everyone else behind him to crash and lose a chance at even trying to compete
>Delivering cargo with bro
>A level 17 approaches with stickies
>I shrek him
>He runs away and activates passive before leaving after we put a bounty on him for laughs
What did he expect to happen? It was a cargo lobby.
>>147186849
Nice made up story, you can't go passive when you have bounty.
>>147186958
My friend put the bounty on him after he went passive
>>147187753
>making up stories on 4chan
wew lad
>>147182239
>>147180259
>>147187753
>My friend
Spotted another lie.
>>147188149
>>147188070
I forgot you guys aren't normies. Apologies.
>>147188274
>>147182193
So I'm guessing this is a no?
>>147188697
you're a no
>>147189075
& you're a yes?
>>147189476
no a maybe
>Got a second account to pretend being female in /gtag/
Come at me you thirsty fucks
Found this sleeper in single player.
>>147191653
post pics
>>147191653
do you erp?
>>147192016
Nice find!
>be me
>join free aim lobby for the first time ever on ps4
>see the lobby is mostly guys from a clan called GTAG
>I see them coming towards me
>they show up with ambulances full of people dressed like the guys in A Clockwork Orange
>they beat the shit out of me and hop back into their ambulances
>every time I spawn they come and kick my shit in with golf clubs and hammers
>get fed up and figure if I can't beat them join them
>go and buy the white suit and hat
>they take me in as one of their own and together we we beat down everybody in the server who's not in Clockwork Orange cosplay
>eventually everybody in the server is in on it and we're one big ultraviolent group
and that's how I discovered GTAG
Who, /shitpostsonloadingscreens/ here?
>>147193534
stop forcing this pls
>>147191653
>>147191653
I'm pretty sure Snapdragon will be up your balls soon enough.
>>147194198
>Snapdragon knows you are a man and wants to trade penis pictures
I am very uncomfortable with the current situation.
is Liberator any fun to drive around? I'm poorfag and don't want to spend 500k on a shit ride
>>147194605
buyed it today seems fun to drive with it, but when you are poorfag then its not worth it.
are there any fun gtag sessions on pc right now? everyone is scattered
>>147188070
>I don't have friends, so neither does anyone else!
>>147193534
I know this isnt even a real story but you dont need to establish that you're you.
>>147194605
It's not worth it.
Trust me you're only going to use it a few times considering you can't garage it so it's really just inconvenient.
>>147195012
>being this mad
maybe overwatch is more your speed?:^)
>>147194952
>everyone is scattered
No, we are all in a public session with only one random, everyone is doing crates and circlejerking, add anyone you see here and join.
A hacker joined our session and spawned UFOs, meteors everywhere, and spawned money bags near one of the UFOs (I got 1 million out of it ayy). Also he had an instakill spell that killed everyone on the map, no matter where they where
one word: HOW????
>>147195249
Except Overwatch has a much higher skill gap than this game.
Go ahead and make a contrarian response now.
>>147195561
>(You)
>Be me
>Peacefully collecting crates in empty lobby
>Random joins and starts doing the same thing
>Don't bother them
>He's using a hydra to collect a group of 3
>Pass by him in a Buzzard
>He turns a couple seconds later and shoots missles at me
>Raise up, go behind, fire back and he jumps out
>Go deliver crate
>While heading to the next crate off the radar, he heads to get another hydra
>Blow it up along the way
>Get next crate, he goes off the radar but, fails to make it near me fast enough so homing launcher
>He jumps out, deliver crate
>Drives over to my last one and destroys it
>Spend the next 15 minutes killing him about 22 times
>He finally leaves while bitching about his K/D dropping, he couldn't get his last crates time wise and how I'm a dick
This game breeds dumbasses who do not understand there are consequences for your actions. I would hope he learned something but, he'll do the same thing again and then get angry when it doesn't go his way. This community is retarded.
>>147195561
>Overwatch has a much higher skill gap
>Overwatch has skill gap
>Overwatch skill
>>147195561
At least there's some aiming involved in this POS.
>>147195954
>gtao
>skill
>>147195487
PLEASE RESPOND
>>147195561
lol...
like clockwork
>>147196151
>don't talk shit about my overwatch senpai
>>147195809
i hope you are able to continually peacefully collecting crates in an empty lobby anon, those numb-skulls need to buzz off
This sums up GTAO perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXDwIo5_AMo
>>147195954
>>147196567
Man you must really know your opinion is shit if comfy agrees with you.
Also,
>implying a game designed and balanced to be a competitive shooter does not have an intentionally higher skill gap than a sandbox story game with tacked on multiplayer.
There's no way you're not trolling
>>147196902
lol...
overmeme and overmeme fanboys make me laugh.
I really wish RSC had an "Appear Offline" mode.
Can't find any decent outfits except jeans + denim jacket.
They sure tried their hardest to make all the girl clothing so ugly.
>>147197675
Open SC overlay-click gear icon-settings-game settings-presence visibility set to me only
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X79sXBYYgIQ
>>147198227
How did you get two at once in MP?
>>147196671
I don't play memewatch. I'm just telling you that GTAO doesn't take skill.
NPG kicked fucking when
>>147198390
Sauce?
>>147198382
I paid them?
That's generally how these things work.
>>147198390
i never implied memewatch had anything to do with skill. You brought it up senpai. I was talking about your inability to handle bantz
>>147198538
OPMD-005
Marin Izumi is into being a sub.
>>147198497
stay mad anon :^)
>>147198737
>I was talking about your inability to handle bantz
I can handle bantz just fine and I'm not the person who brought up Overwatch.
>>147198390
You don't have to play overwatch, just watch 5 minutes of gameplay. It's a bunch of narrow chokepoints, gigantic hitboxes and "ultimates" with no aiming required. I'm not even exaggerating.
>>147198497
When Pig is kicked, so never
>>147198867
Don't instigate. Kill randoms in another session if you want to be a shitter. You and Kaz both want that, you could have been friends.
>>147198747
>Scat
Nah, nah. Thanks, but nah.
>>147198867
fuck off
>>147199115
Kaz did nothing wrong
NPG is the only crew shitter right now
literally higgus 2
>>147199115
Just kick NPG and Pig already, you massive betacuck
>let's crimefighter back in the crew
>doesn't do anything about it, rather avoid drama
>he's the leader of GTAG
Really?
i hope ur all havin a cute and comfy day/evening, anons c:
>>147199463
I forgot that part was in there, honestly. A lot of the other scenes in the movie are regular sex or BDSM, though.
>>147199525
kys
>>147199595
I just want to see and hear her get smacked the fuck up. Shame about the scat
>>147199715
The very first scene in the movie has the slapping.
>>147199525
I hope that's not rexxxie
>>147199663
You first, madanon.
>>147199775
It me. Who are you, anon?
>>147199761
And no scat, I forgot to add.
post your carfu
>>147199816
Ring any bells?
>>147199949
ya c:
helo smellyanon
>>147199907
I have 790k right now, and I'm not sure if I want to convert to a lowrider for more customization options.
I will always love the Sabre
>>147200316
If you enjoy the current aesthetics, don't convert it into a low rider.
If you don't give a damn about that and want the best muscle, convert it.
>>147195538
Aw man, I never get the cool cheaters.
>>147200407
you do realize you're not forced to pick a livery right?
You can have the exact same car with a better engine.
>>147200316
>more customization
Most of the customization options you get at benny's (cept for paintjobs) are barely noticeable. Totally not worth the 400k cost to turn it into a lowrider plus the individual 30 to 50k costs for the shitty trinkets you get to put inside the vehicle.
So which one of you cunts was this?
Is anyone in a good session? I don't like playing with Russians who M Up Enter whenever you are anywhere near damaging them.
>>147201170
probably debbie's ugly ass
still love u tho, cunt
>>147201170
Looks like it was the donald.
>>147199907
>>147199907
not mine but the v12 baby
>>147202749
woops meant to reply to
>>147199907
>>147199907
>>147202974why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj9N5lZodH4
How would this trailer change if it came out today?
>>147203156why not?
>>147202974
looks comfy, anon c:
>>147203498KYS
>>147203883
stop shitposting.
So now that we have custom loadouts do you think they'd beimplemented into the creator in any way?
I mean they already do it for Beasts v. Slashers where Slashers have multiple loadouts.Forced weapon is nice and all but I'd really enjoy fine tuning it.
>>147204680
This tbqh, there's so much potential with the creator but they fucked it up so bad.
>>147204827
It's a fucking amazing tool for what we have.I just want more.
![56K32qgByE2eEWJxJVuQ3g_0_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mgFbRiP.jpg "56K32qgByE2eEWJxJVuQ3g_0_0[1].jpg")
>>147199907
>>147205289
i've been seriously considering buying this
>There has been an error joining the session.
Fuck off
>>147205289
that is a cute and comfy sleeper, anon
>>147203171
Are trains and armored money cars even in GTAO?
>>147206176
>Are trains
Are you stupid or something?
>>147206287
Sure
>>147205340
It's one of the better looking cars in the game.
But if you cant get over slow acceleration and terrible traction and brakes it's not for you.
Good for drifting enthusiasts though
>>147206485
yeah I love the style. I already have a fully modded Futo though which is godtier
Will the GTAG fags move to another fukcing lobby that isn't a laggy piece of fucking shit?
Getting errors joining and shit
>>147206789
Maybe you should upgrade your potato internet.
>>147206789
This.
I've been trying to join for at least the past ten minutes and I keep getting le timed out meme.
>>147206848
>potato internet.
>>147206789
If you're cool and in the circejerk they move to new lobbies when you can't get in. Guess you're not popular enough :^)
>>147207038
>Leicester:^)
>>147207038
>only 91mb/s
>>147203965
>>147203965
>comfyanon
>"looks comfy, anon c:"
>"stop shitposting"
>ironing
KILL YOURSELF
>>147207106
I'd love to do this if I could get in to tell them in the fucking first place.
>>147207473
I told them.
All I got was "kek"
Add "Armyboy0894" I'll get a session
i'm poor and haven't made $100k yet. Should i just buy the cheapest house I can find or save up for the cheapest high-end condo?
>>147207468
seriously just stop shitposting and get over yourself.
>>147208502
For progression reasons yes.
if not just live in your car.
>>147208726
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>>147208726
>seriously just stop shitposting and get over yourself.
Good advice, you should follow it.
>>147208502
cheapest high end for sure
Will you guys make a new fucking lobby.
No wonder no one is joining.
>>147209078
>mfw the lobby is hosted in iceland
sorry leicester senpai
From last night, was fun c:
>>147208779
>>147208823
Nah, the janitors and mods see that I contribute to game discussion, meanwhile you babbies just cry 'fuck off!1' and 'kys!11'. You need to nut up or shut up. End of discussion.
>>147209413
just stop shitposting and get over yourself
>>147209413
i'm just yanking yer chain, famalamadingdong.
>>147179842
>>147209704
You won't get into their shitty North Korea hosted servers.
>>147209803
one day
>>147209413
>I contribute to game discussion
>>147205931
>>147203498
>>147196567
>>147197049
>>147199525
>>147199816
>>147200048
Such amazing contributionsKYS
>nut up or shut up
>comfy trying to intimidate anyone
>>147211028
>being this obsessed
wew lad
>>147211028
Stop bullying comfy, he is the only furry in gtag with the balls to admit it.
>still loading
i feel like i'm spending more time loading than playing. am i doing it rite?
>>147212874
>>147213047
this trigger me
>>147213047
>tfw spent loadsa time trying to get a session with crew
>between connection problems and other people hopping sessions too, only ever find one other gtag in a session
Spring
Break
Forever
Always
why is everyone so autistic and anti fun
>>147213995
[gtag]
>>147213995
this is surprisingly one of the least NFA, edgelord generals on /vg/ actually.
>>147213317
>spend 20 minutes trying to find a mission
>spend 20 minutes repeatedly failing because the host is shit and keeps dying
>host quits
>spend 20 minutes trying to rejoin session
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKM1AAzeRCg
why is the Insurgent so damn based?
of only it had a little more speed
>>147214917
>Armored Vehicle
>Based
I've got around 1.5 mil saved. Is it worth buying an office? Do you need other players to do the warehouse shit? I heard it pays good but I'm not sure if you can solo it. I just want money, I'm nearly level 100 and I've only made around 7-1/2 million, most of which I wasted of really stupid stuff
Also, I hate how they advertise one office for $1 000 000 but to get all the actual features you have to add nearly another million
post pic related
How to get the fucking Pisswasser Hat?
A couple of friends have the option avaliable at Special Hats, but it isn't showing in my game.
>>147213995
As a newcomer to the crew almost everyone is pretty fun to play with, I've done every type of gameplay with them and it's all been good
However, there are a couple that go ballistic if there isn't nonstop bullying and blood being shed of non gtag members for some reason, and of those few maybe one or two end up being mad in chat that the rest aren't being insane and claim the game isn't fun unless there's slaughter going on.
thanks CEO senpai. Sorry my drunk driving drove you away.
Reminder that Lester got bullied in high school for being a crippled nerd.
>>147216524
I thought he had a wasting disease and it only started getting serious around story mode, since he could still walk in Online?I bet he was still bullied for being a loser weirdo though lmao
>>147217150
From the wikiLester suffers from a wasting disease which has gradually worn down his motor skills during his life and left him wheelchair-bound, though he is able to walk short distances with the use of a cane. Due to his limited mobility, Lester has grown considerably overweight, and he also suffers from asthma. It is implied that Lester was bullied in high school, as he posted on Bleeter that "getting revenge" on his old high school class "never seemed to get old".
>>147217302
I almost feel bad for him, but the picnic
>>147217302
>Will never know how to hack to make a Chads life hell for making my life hell
Suffering
>>147217352
>leaving the GPS on
Scrub detected
>>147217482
>(You)
Is there a single worse community that GTA:O?
>all russians
>especially young russians
>one slav no older than 10 literally just vocalizing into the mic, no words, just making a sound because a mic is present
>new lobby, all fucking faggot kids
>ShadowBlad3 is fucking with your vip work for no exception
>thisotherfaggot is spawn killing you
>yetathirdcunt camping LSIA with a buzzard just to ensure you NEVER get that takeover case
>some 15yo pretending to fuck some girl over mic just to annoy
>join crew members
>some girl doing shit trolling quietly, ostensibly not to wake parents
>12yo telling her to suck dick
>the two of them fighting back and forth, but the only arguments are "suck my dick, bitch" and "fucking make me, faggot"
>finally some retard whole can only have swallowed a throat mic yelling as loud as possible
God fuck this game's playerbase sideways.
At least you're cool, Remnic.
>>147217482
Scrubbed your mothers cooter with my dick last night
>>147217567
If you don't have anything worthwhile to reply don't bother replying with le (you) maymay
>>147217749
>maymay:^)
>>147217638
It's just the GTA playerbase. Underages have always played GTA, I played SA when it was released and I was only 10 years old. The introduction of an Online component just means you can now rub shoulders with the cancerous fanbase
>>147217795
What is it if not a meme response used when you get wrecked but can't come up with a response?
Have they fixed weapon locker not working on heists and missions yet?
>>147218194
I think that's intentional so you always have mission-critical weapons like the Flare Gun and at least one silenced gun
>>147218021
>he thinks meme is pronounced "maymay"
>he thinks calling someone a scrub is getting "wrecked"
>he thinks (You) isn't just a dismissive response
oh my sweet summer child
>>147218402
How fucking new are you to not know maymay is ironic?
>>147218317
Christ, we waited 2 years for a way to ditch weapons and they can't even be assed to have missions override that.
While I'm at it, has the weapon meta changed at all since Machine Pistol?
>>147218514
>getting this mad
top kek
>>147218521
The meta is still to use what works for you but I've been using the machine pistol with drum mag over the AP since the update
>>147218650
>more nonresponses
Sorry for not being impressed by your boring webm, pleb
>>147218701
>implying i'm trying to impress anyone
it was made on a program called webm for retards, retard. it's called contributing content. It's an alternative to shitposting.
>>147218813
Here's my content contribution then
>>147218701
I know weapons aren't all that different, just pondering since I'll have to start over anyway and get another chance at weapon sorting.
>>147219012
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL RVs IN THIS GAME FWD!
FUCK I AM SO ANGRY
I think these minigames are going too far.
>>147219537
but what did your sister-mom think?
>>147179842
im still playing in ps3, im dead inside.
>play with friends
>get a couple of newfriends to join us
>dunk on shitters all over the lobby
>anyone who is rude pays the rudeness tax until they go to a different session
>eventually bully the entire session away
the question isnt who will let me, but who will stop me
>>147221150
Thanks for the blog
>>147222089
At least he doesn't spend all his free time sniping people from rooftops :^)
I don't know why but in my latest playthrough of 5 all attachments disappeared off of any weapon held by the protags in cutscenes.They look better without scopes.
>>147223434
They look better without scopes and magsI would also not mind a 1 shot reload mechanic for the heavy sniper but
>balancing in a singleplayer game
>>147224031
While I'm talking about sniper rifle attachments.
Why the hell can you put a flashlight on the marksman rifle?
>>147224686
helps to find ur keys
youve all made Z fag go crazy. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
>>147211441
who fucking gives a shit hes a furry
>>147215023
i bet youre getting fucked up the ass right now by a superior insurgent
>>147226395
>>147226758
>Implying I can't aim
>Implying that xboxhueg window isn't there
>Implying I'm not gonna hit you with a minigun if you come in reverse
>>147226771
i hope he does. he would fit right in
i wish i was getting fucked up the ass right now
>>147226976
are you a cute girl in australia?
>>147226834
>if I'm on the ground and the other guy sucks, then I might potentially beat him! Haha!
ok
>>147227040
>Needing an armored vehicle in GTA
Heists update really was the absolute worst update.
Sure heists finally came out but it brought armored vehicles and the hydra.
>>147226993
why the hell do you think i want it up the ass
>>147226976
You can always buy some Shark Cards to fill that void.
>>147226993
When is someone going to nuke Australia
>>147227191
when they become relevant in anything important
>>147226993
try fat disgusting closet homosexual
perfect for a reprobate like you
>>147227228
Might be too late if we can give them time to do something, cut the root of the problem now before it festers
>>147227082
>choosing to use inferior vehicles
you cant make this shit up
>>147227158
>>147227191
>>147227228
>>147227241
>>147227284
wat?
Go to sleep madanons, you've done nothing all day and you're really upset about it.
>>147227326
>Choosing easymode
I know it's so hard to believe
>>147227241
remove fat and disgusting and you got it right desu
>>147227343
die
>>147227384
Stop shitposting anon. You're more than likely going to run out in front of a bus and get wasted with the way that you think and talk.
>mfw when corporations make syndicates and don't fuck with eachother
>or even better when they help eachother
>>147227456
suck my ass
>>147227384
no youre definitely fat and disgusting
>>147227361
>easymode
What's wrong with being able to stomp faggots? I don't have time to mess around with nobodies, and the Insurgent makes reaming randies like you easy and satisfying
>>147227614
that's a good feeling, anon.
>>147227653
Go to bed, you're embarrassing yourself.
>>147227709
If you take easy mode the stomp isn't gonna be as "lasting"for however lasting a fucking kill in GTA is.
Go on foot charge their asses up close and make a very memorable impression with a shotgun.
>>147227709
this is me on the left IRL life (in real life) so how about you stfu up (shut the fuck up) and smd dick (suck my duck)
>>147227796
get in MY bed faggot
>>147227910
literally fat and disgusting exactly like i said
blater... had a hard life
>>147227910
>trap porn
What's that source, senpai? Gelbooru says it's just one image, with no artist.
>>147227910
hey.... You're even wearing the gtag official girl outfit irl. You're dedicated to the game and our general, anon!
>>147228041
>implying
>>147228041
>that old guy sniffing his cigarette
lel
>>147228041
>leather varsity bomber
im sure it is difficult being a 12-year old diagnosed with cancer
>>147228041
tfw blater is cutrer than all his characters irl
>>147228061
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2756305
>>147228070
ty at least somebody appreciates my hard effort
>>147228217
so hes ugly irl, basically
>>147226771
>>147226395
>>147228304
>victim girls artist
Thanks anon.
>>147228503
>>147228070
Would it be possible to make Tomoko in GTA Online?
>just finishing up a headhunter in a solo session between crate pickups
>level 80 joins
>he flies all the way from his yacht near vespucci to LSIA and back to get a buzzard so he can blow me up once then die
Why do people do this
>>147179842
r8 tranny
>>147229346
maybe, it would be cute for sure
![The+galaxy+is+on+orion+s+belt+_84c46452968f8659d5d86bac64788684[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jlWsRr3.jpg "The+galaxy+is+on+orion+s+belt+_84c46452968f8659d5d86bac64788684[1].jpg")
>>147229694
>>147229694
every other tranny/10
>>147229351
who cares hes an 80 just destroy him
