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Old Thread >>146061452
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
Oops, last thread died.
We were talking about characters last time, so does anyone have new characters they've been working on?
I want to make an FHD but don't know what kind.
>>146280676
Keep the thread alive with rats.
>2 dead threads in a row now
you would think you retards would get the point
it's time to stop making these shitty threads
>>146280920
Last thread was the first time the thread legit died in a while, the other time was because we had 2 concurrent threads up.
Read this for guild info:
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
>>146281113
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even /vg/, stop posting this troll list.
>>146280920
Yet here you are.
I wonder if some other general was spamming new editions, like /ink/ way back.
Any qt FHDs not taken?
dont you feel a little embarrased samefagging this hard OP?
>>146280487
Tfw no special friend kitty.
>>146281485
I currently see 5 different posters senpai, the ticker doesn't update right away. It takes up to a minute to update which page we're on sometimes, even after a post. I did make a few tho.
>>146281439
Its kinda hard to find a taken FHD, anon. There is too much FHDs around.
W-what does FHD stand for
>>146281885
Fluffy Horned Daughter
>>146281885
Female Horned Daughter
>>146282934
Last thread was heading in a good direction, moar salads.
>>146283228
Begone ye foul mero-demon
>>146283426
>>146281674
but if they're not taken why can't I find one? :[
>>146283978
The FHD is inside you. Become one.
I love Merodyll and wish we had more pictures of her plantain thighs.
What class does everyone here main? Mine is Mesmer.
>>146285669
I love Merodyll too and wish we had more pictures of her ripe banana horns
I also love Mero!
>>146285850
I can never decide. I've swapped around from ele to thief to guardian and back again.
>>146285850
Used to main Engineer, got tired of pushing buttons and currently main Warrior, especially for PvP.
Hello friends.
I love Calsi
>>146281674
Who says you can only take 1 FHD at a time?
>>146286881
We're all anonymous here, not friends.
>>146286114
>>146285887
tfw she doesn't avatarfag here. At least there's the snufflecharr.
>>146289363
>she
lmao
Snuffles is more of an annoyance.
>alt+tab to read stuff
>return
>see him staying exactly behind
>>146289981
>been there. done that
>>146290191
what a slut.
Thread has been extra dead recently.
>>146291994
The rats and charr are bound to return.
>>146292213
I'm always a screenshot away
>>146292389
>>146292389
That's good. :>
>>146292213
I would post some cats if I could right now.
Gkick Massauce.
>>146293123
I'll think about it, but to be completely honest, it's not looking likely. He's too nice!
I'll keep this general alive alone if I have to d*rnit
Lusster
Can we please promote Florburz to officer? All the other officers are based as fuck.
>>146294518
Lusster
What a tired femsura! She must have just finished raiding
>>146295178
Rats aren't good enough to raid. She probably bought her clears.
Cats are superior to rats in every conceivable way. A town whose population is comprised solely of rats would be so shaken by the arrival of even a single cat overlord it's nothing short of astonishing.
Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon; imagine the bustle of this 100% rat town till suddenly catT bulls triumphantly march in. Women would feel infinitely more attraction to these superior, cats than their pathetic rats hubbies. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town, who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their cubs, the rat's women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to rear these inferior children with their rat genes? They're only going to turn out like their fathers, mindless cogs in a machine whose sole purpose is to chew rats up till no juice is left, then spit them out, all for the benefit of the clearly superior cats.
And the rats? They'd flee, realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives' attraction would be, to DR where they'd try to win over FAS looking ugly FHDs, the only things disgusting, lonely, and brainwashed by the ubiquitous glorification of cuckoldry enough to accept them. Many would be rejected after the proud papas hear of their shameful display; FHDs probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once rat town, every woman would be raising her superior cat cubs and queuing up for a second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wouldn't stop until they hit menopause as they'd know deep down their purpose is to populate the world with superior cat bulls who'd then move on to proselytize the superiority of the unenslaved to the enslaved in other rat towns.
Face it, rats. You're but servants to your cat masters.
>>146295331
Look at this one! You don't see this kind of hair very often! How silly
>>146285850
Used to thief, went mes, now about 50/50.
>>146295331
nice autism
the cream mousefaces are out in force today
>>146297674
But that's either white or albino. Definitely not cream. I have seen many rats in my time.
>>146297982
I defer to your judgement
>People bash raids
>Monogamers and loners playing solo in a social game
>>146298710
would you raid with this?
>>146298710
People live longer and happier lives with friends in their lives:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/happiness-in-world/201312/the-true-meaning-friendship
http://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/friendship-and-health
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2014/05/15/world-life-expectancy/9123889/
Lonely people still like being noticed and being cared about, everyone wants to feel loved to some degree. ArenaNet needs to expand their current foundations like Mike O'Brien promised to do and pump out more 5-man content, festivals, etc. That's what made GW2 good in my opinion, that it didn't take much effort to play with others and feel wanted (read: not a burden by messing up in raids which take longer to set up, if at all).
Friends make all the difference.
>>146299628
fuck no
>>146299736
I'd like to see more hardcore 5 player stuff, myself. Stuff in the same tier of fight as the Queens Gauntlet. I don't think I've ever had more fun in this game then working out to and then beating Liadri.
>>146294518
>All the other officers are based as fuck.
then why would we want florburz as officer?
>>146299849
>hardcore 5 player stuff
It will never happen without multiple classes being barred from joining in. Just look at how dungeons used to be.
>>146300062
only autists who sperged out over speed running dungeons enforced the lineups, dungeons never required any sort of special lineup to complete, all classes and any variation were able to do it
>>146300062
Fair enough. I still had a fuck of a-lot of fun with that Queens Gauntlet stuff. I also really enjoy fighting Mai Trin, and have solo'd her in high level fractals a few times when puggers couldn't do cannon waves. Takes a while, but its fun. I like the mega-man style bosses, the ones with learnable patterns that fuck you up badly if you don't learn those patterns, but once you KNOW them you can dance through. It feels like an accomplishment to beat them.
>>146299628
Now now, be nice. Some rats aren't high enough level to start into fashion wars yet.
>>146299995
Because he is cool and not based.
>>146300762
>cool
>not based
what, I don't think you know what based means
>>146300269
Exactly, dungeons weren't even hard yet people still tried to bring only the most optimal set ups. If there was actual challenging 5 person content you can bet it would be more than just the autists requiring "meta" setups.
fight together die together
>>146301185
>effie
holy shit he was supposed to quit the internet forever, what a fucking liar
>>146301316
Effie is a compulsive liar.
>>146301316
effie always lies, I had to stop talking to him because I could tell he was just making up drama to spread
>>146301316
effie just wants to be a drama whore, its really annoying especially when he tells you shit like he jacked off on his dog
>>146302124
>when he tells you shit like he jacked off on his dog
inb4 thats the only thing he didn't lie about
>>146302291
lmao
>>146301895
he's a spoiled little shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/4it74f/WvW_and_fractal_rework_details_accidentally/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgmMXlza1Yw
IT'S HAPPENING
>>146305158
>page doesn't exist
Uh oh
>>146305158
You didnt screencap it ! reeee
>>146306128
>>146305158
Pls tell me you did
>>146307357
I'm glad your pictures are better now.
>Forced againts my will to exist by my parents
>Anon, it's our selfish desire that brought you into being, but we're kicking you out now! After all, you're not cute and small anymore!
>Also, killing yourself is illegal! Even if you're a bum with nothing who hates life!
Normies are fucking demon scum
>>146307571
I'd take you in as my pet anon, i would give you a nice place to sleep at the foot of my bed.
>>146307571
I'd take you as my pet too anon, make you do exercise but just enough for you to keep some curves. I'll also hire someone to groom you so you can have stylish and clean hair like a girl's.
Would you rather live with your parents or be my pet trap slut? You can sleep on my bed unlike >>146308959 proposes.
Help! Bluesura is being abducted!
Are Fractal Encryptions worth opening? It seems to be better off selling them. Just another gambling box?
>>146310114
Open those you get with keys from the daily chests. Don't buy the daily keys. Sell off the extras.
>>146309678
Probably just a stealthed thief propping her up.
>>146307571
Dont listen to >>146309650
They probably have multiple pets, I on the other hand will dedicate most of my time to you!
Would you really say no to an anime waifu?
>>146311032
m'sempai
she was returned, but she's...
different
>>146311756
m'sura
FHD
>>146312259
It's nice to see effie" i quit the game' stalking you guys
>>146312995
Fluffy Horned Daughter
Since Vae left, the thread justisnt how I remember it
>>146309678
>>146312259
blue rat is best rat
rikki a shit
>>146313518
shut up calsi
>>146313605
calsi IS best rat, you shut it???!?!?
>>146313996
how much does calsi pay you to ironically shitpost for him
>>146313472
With that face you ain't much of a daughter
>>146314097
pays me in platinum and lime ice cream
What does Oothier taste like?
Dicks and sweat?
>>146314295
t-that's funny, calsi p-pays me three c-c-cummies per week... w-with cuddling....
t. lani
>>146314396
the saltiest sweat and muskiest charr
>>146314550
gimme some
>>146313472
>i-i'm still relevant even when it's not about me!
>>146316296
theres no reason to sperg out like this calsi
I love you calsi please give me your lime ice cream
>>146316296
fluffy horned daughters are always relevant
I want Riathen to punish me for being bad at raids...
tfw no cereberus femcharr to give me a triple bj
please stop giving irrelevant nobodies like calsi and vae extra attention by namedropping them, thanks
I'm going to erp everyone in HOPE
>>146317339
they are somebodies to me
>>146317471
Most people in HOPE think ERP is gross. Only a minor amount of autist perma-virgins like it.
>>146318162
You'd be surprised to know who likes ERP and who doesn't, anon
>>146318162
nice try kid, I ahve erp'd with all the female toons in the guild. everyone loves it
>>146318162
It depends on who you erp with really
>>146318318
Who does then because that sounds like conspiracy
>>146318338
No you haven't! Stop making stuff up!
>>146318583
NOBODY IN THE NEW HOPE ERP's!
>tfw ERPing your spouse during missions
>>146318162
Everyone loves erp in HOPE, they're just not open about it.
>tfw cumming during raid boss breaks in HOPE from ERP and nobody knows
>hope still hasn't posted up a decent looking toon
lol
you guys suck at this as much as you suck at raids
>>146319204
>this nigga
>>146319204
are you projecting
do you have a really ugly toon, and suck at raids?
>>146319204
> this guy again
Pretty desperate for your (You)'s I see
>>146319304
>>146319204
>>146319542
>>146319619
if it bothers you so much why don't you prove me wrong hopefags?
>>146319204
you gonna get it someday
>>146319801
prove you wrong about what? everyone posted their character and you haven't posted anything besides
LOL BAITED
>>146319962
>everyone posted their character
no they didnt
i know plenty of hopefags who come here didnt post their toons
chop chop make a thread event of it kids
just like you do with guild missions
>>146318776
Hot
>>146319951
But you're also in HOPE anon
>>146320140
why do you care so much? i could post the best, most memeworthy lineup and you'd still shitpost about it for more (You)s
Who is the sluttiest HOPE girl?
>>146320510
lusster its in her name
>>146320451
nah man im being genuine
if i see something legit ill stopso far that hasnt happened yet
>>146320510
Vuncia
I have become the sleevesura.
>>146320720
>she will never post again
>>146320929
asura are a fuckin meme
>>146320987
asura are the biggest fucking sluts in this general
>>146320719
>being this mad you got kicked from HOPE
>>146320354
i dont join 4chan guilds
>>146320510
All femsura in HOPE
>HOPE still hasn't proven me wrong about having shit characters
top
>HOPE still hasn't posted a good character
lel
>>146321391
HOPE isn't a 4chan guild anymore
>>146321870
Yeah drosera invites normies and 17 year old girls
>2016
>few minutes after my last post
>HOPE still hasn't posted a good character
what the fuck
>HOPE in charge of posting good characters
also you suck at raids lmoa
I want a HOPE boyfriend. He doesn't even need to be cute because I will love him for who he is :3
>>146320719
if you want lineups, just ask for lineups. No need to be rude about it.
>>146322030
Stop whining little babby
>HOPE posting good characters when
>HOPE doing raids in a timely manner
HA
Post sleepy characters!
>>146322395
Sexy sluts
>hope still hasn't posted up a decent looking toon
lol
you guys suck at this as much as you suck at raids
>it's another HOPE shitposting episode
why isn't this meme guild banned from the general yet
>>146322843
BITCH WHAT YOU SAY?
>hope
>post
>good
>toon
>when
>>146323431
Here you go, one amazing character
>>146323431
This meme is already getting old.
At least the "HOPE raid clique can't beat ghost run" meme was funnier. And we could even joke about it within our clique.
>hope hasnt posted a good toon and its been 0.0000002 seconds
>>146322257
If you're a qt fhd whisper or mail Riathen.2641
>pretend to be retarded and say HOPEs characters suck
>HOPE gets turbo triggered and spams the thread
Come on lads. You can't be this stupid.
post hot rat sluts
Post hot rat singles in my area
give me the MILF rat
WTS HOT NORN MOM
>>146324423
>mfw HOPE still cant beat wing 1
>it's another HOPE shitposting about the rats they're in love with episode
>HOPE posting a GOOD character WHEN
>mfw HOPE raid clique wiped to VG like 3 times yesterday
>mfw i have a crush on HOPE
Give me the sultry MILF rat
I cannot believe HOPE, the shittiest raid guild, haven't posted their horrible toons
>>146324674
>HOPE being mad they aren't getting any (You)s
k HOPEfag
When will someone namedrop/crush on me?
calsi calsi calsi <3
VAE
THE
BARB
GUY
please reply to me I'm so lonely ;[
its honestly the only thing I look forward to besides killing myself eventually
>>146323431
>forcing your own bad meme
>>146329601
Marblemaid?
>>146329601
If you're a qt fhd you know which officer to whisper
>>146329745
thanks for the reply HOPEfag, and no I'm not marblefag ;]
>>146329601
don't kill yourself anon, come on now
>>146329842
Jeff Vann isn't an officer
FUCKING REPLY TO ME HOEPSFAGS YOUR CHARERCTERS ARE SHIT AND BAD AT RAIDS
>>146331427
yo boy, you called?
stop shitposting or i'll kick you
t. faeeq
>>146331581
post your cat now
>>146331856
GIVE ME THAT RAT
I love you lusster!
>>146332018
I'll take number 4.
>>146332272
Fuck off Vae our thread is better without you.
Lusster.2439
Florburz.6789
Riathen.2641
Enjoy it lads.
>>146332272
Okay you gay furry you can have the barb
ITS ME BOYS KORMIR
>>146332018
How do I find a salad to grow a house and have little sproutlings with?
>>146332413
>Making the blind bitch a god
THE PC COULD HAVE BEEN A GOD
SHOULD HAVE MADE KOSS A GOD
>gw2g has the worst OC out of any general on /vg/
Why does HOPE suck at making OC?
>>146332516
can you be more mad you were kicked from HOPE
also all the good OC is posted in discord
>>146332413
Let's go to hell and kill satan
>>146332432
Advertise your body/services in the grove and hope for the best
>>146332516
Dumping my entire gw2g folder it's not all OC though
>>146332713
But I'm in HOPE
What time are HOPE Guild Missions today?
>>146332867
then why are you complaining about lack of OC?
>>146332335
I guess you could say I'm Vae...
>>146333125
I didn't say there was a lack OC. The OC we have had over the years is just HOPE circle jerking hence shit.
>>146333304
>he complains about no OC while not creating any and blaming others for his problems
kill yourself
>>146332740
>police pussy
right under her hard police baton?
>>146332349
i too can type someone into my friends list to get their account names
>>146333301
Reminder that no matter how annoying fagburz and gae are they'll never come close to the cancer that was this furfag trio.
>>146333734
Thanks for the compliment <3
In Genesis 13:5-18, we will look at the lives of two men, Edarkness and Reignofpain, two family members that lived very different lives. Thirteen chapters in Genesis are devoted to the life and times of Edark; of these, five tell the story of Reign, his brother. Unlike Edark's story, Reign's describes complete failure. Why is so much space devoted to telling us about Reign's tragedy? His life offers a sharp contrast to Edark's. Reign represents the walk of sight, while Edark's represents the walk of faith. Reign looks for a city built with human hands; Edark looks for a city whose builder is God (Heb 11:10). Reign falls. Edark Succeeds. In both lives we see critical lessons that relate to our struggles today. This section brings out three principles that will help us walk by faith and not by sight (2Cor 5:7)
mcharr objectively have the most to offer sexually compared to any other race/gender
>>146334413
>progeny can't be cute
This is a catfag shitpost.
>>146334631
You make me laugh anon
>>146334472
>handsome
>can be big and bara or smol and cute
>best butts
>best thighs
>best bods overall
>best dicks
>no disgusting cunny
>paws
>>146334631
Go away Boppsi
>>146334413
the face on the right is just a copy paste of a little anime girl, just a bloated up nose and some ears really. Even has breasts larger than any femsura should have.
>>146334782
>thinking musky bear-dogs are attractive
>thinking bara is attractive
>thinking assless star-rectums are attractive
>thinking reverse-jointed legs are attractive
>thinking mangy fur is attractive
>wanting to suck and sleeve another man's cock
>not wanting a personal child-bearing cock-sleeve
>...
...well, paws are alright I guess.
only oldfags will get thisso that means nobody in HOPE 3.0
>>146335081
Post your lineups
>>146335021
Each to their own anon but I'll tell you now rats are objectively the worst.