Heroes Edition
Old Thread >>145931871
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
Feels good, man.
FYI I reported 30+ images hours ago, didn't matter.
Is this real? Can anyone get me a link the post?
>>146061592
Cool autism ratfag. Is this you?
>>146061607
As someone who has had to deal with Gaile since GW1, this is perfectly accurate to the kind of circlejerk she wants around her.
>>146061719
No, was that recent? The IIRC channels are pretty useless, and I can't be fucked to lurk there just to make any progress. I'm amused that you think reporting spam is autistic though.
>>146061808
Have to admit it's pretty autistic waiting around and filling in captcha after captcha senpai.
>>146061607
I could've sworn this actually happened because I have vague recollections of seeing this thread with my own eyes, but either I'm hallucinating or Gaile deleted the post, because it can't be found on the forums anymore.
>>146061912>>146061340
O-ok.
>>146062294
>fluffy
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>146061912
It took me about 15 min. fampai, that's probably more time you spent exercising, and it still wasn't that long.
>>146062437
Here's a gigantic ass for you.
>>146062437
>butt
>any difference between fluff and tuft
>>146062575
Why haven't you killed yourself yet Gae?
>>146062759
Mcharr butts are much thicker, especially those thighs.
>>146063203
That's why I pounce on the big mcharr.
>>146062759
Fluffy have no dick to reach around while investigating dat t h i c c mcharr ass.
>>146063918
>when they're fluffy but they also have more to love in the front
>>146064907
>>146063918
But they have a beautiful soft cunny to rub
>>146062097
There was a few forum purges since then and the search function never worked properly since BWEs. It's a farce, especially since every few months there's a post implying they are actually trying to fix it.
Caused some supreme butthurt too, when people in Support subforum were told by mods that they made a dupe thread and should've searched the forum first to see if someone didn't already post about their issue.
No wonder the devs prefer and always did prefer communicating through fucking reddit.
>>146065132
>>146065173
Forums deletion when
>>146063203
nop. Thighs are thicker, but butt sizes are almost same. Here comparison for max sliders.
>>146066520
Wouldn't you do a side comparison for the ass? Gets tricky with the fluffy tail.
>>146066520
Thighs > butt
What weapons look the best with mistward plate armor? I'm looking for weapons that look really revenant-y to go with my revenant.
>>146061607
Please tell me that's fake...
>>146066729
Yes indeed. They really make the butt for me.
>>146066997
why not just go to the wardrobe and do it yourself?
>>146066664
Here.
>>146067340
>tfw no bara mcharr husband to trap my head between his thighs
>>146067357
What? I'm asking for opinions on what weapons look the best with mistward plate. Or any weapons that look like they fit a Revenant or herald.
>>146065342
I honestly think they should be, given that the overwhelming majority of people use Reddit for any actual game discussion.
The only parts of the forum that should remain intact are Dev Tracker/Updates/Tech Support/Bug Report. Everything else can go. They already gutted and removed the race-specific boards, so why not?
>>146066729
Still, springy and stretchable femcharr butt > hard and overmuscular mcharr one for me.
>>146061607
No, that's an old, old fucking shoop.
I think we might have even been the ones to make it.
>>146067878
Despite being a huge faggot I agree with you anon.Muscular mcharr thighs + toned yet pliable butt is best combination.
>>146067757
yeah and I'm saying why not just go to the wardrobe and pick out the skins yourself?
>>146068667
Because I'm indecisive faggot and so far the only skins I think fit the bill are the merciless skins but those costs an assload of money.
>>146068859
no one is going to be able to give you a decisive answer. Which weapons match will heavily rely on your dye scheme.
If merciless skins are an assload of money to you then your options are going to be heavily limited.
>>146067878
Try
full, firm yet squishable, grabbable mcharr butt > no-ass sinew-strung femcharr butt
>>146069261
>no-ass sinew-strung femcharr butt
I like that.
>tfw no inexperienced femcharr to stretch her unused tight butt daily, and slowly turn her into complete buttslut
Do peeps just tend to put exotic gear on their toons for WvW? It seems a waste to use all my ascended boxes for another gear set on my mesmer if I wanted to try a roaming build when I could use them to gear up another toon for fractals/raids.
>>146071482
I think the answer is generally yes.
Ascended is more important for fractals/raids.
>>146071482
>toons
Fuck you for calling your characters this. Fucking retarded MMO term.
And it depends on how much you're willing to invest in your WvW dude. My WvW guardian has full ascended.
>>146069143
Can someone else other than this guy answer.
>>146072396
Sure, I also think you're an indecisive pussy. Wake up Sheep.
Read this for guild info:
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
>>146073674
Is DORF even still alive? I get that this is a pure shitpost but I'm honestly curious if they're still around
>>146074037
DORF is still around
>>146074309
>h-he called me a cuck where his warning :(((
gets me every time
cumming in nuivi
>>146073674
DORF for tarnished coast? What happened to HOPE?
>>146074892
nothing thats just some guy trying to trick newfags, HOPE is in the OP with FUN
>>146073674
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, FUN and HOPE, stop posting this troll list.
>>146074643
you don't cum in the dead rats when there are fresh ones around
>>146075469
Aren't they both max level now too?
>>146076047
HOPE is level 50 now. I think we have everything except the higher tier wvw ones.
cumming in peachy
>>146074892
cumming in calsi
cumming in serra
Lusster
>>146079419
Gkicked
>>146074643
>>146076676
Can't cum in dead rats.
>>146076169
Can't cum in rats that don't play anymore.
>>146076195
Can't cum in pure asexual rats.
>>146080024
>Peach
>pure
I saw hertake off the hatonce.
>>146083039
tfw still no asura rave club
>>146083613
>he wasn't invited to the club
lol...
>>146083758
raving with who-knows-how-old-holograms is not real rave
>>146076169
FUN is 55 I think.
For raids, would you rather take an elementalist or a revenant?
>>146084826
what is the context
>>146085202
I'm thinking of doing some raids, but I can't decide which profession I should "specialize" in.
>>146085283
if your going to raid then you're shooting yourself in the foot if you can only play one class
>>146085530
I have thief, ranger, rev, ele and mes at 80. But perhaps I'm asking the wrong questions regarding raids, since I have no idea how it works.
>>146085647
Go with ele. It can occupy four of the ten raid slots, as opposed to rev taking up only one of them.
>>146087123
Ele here, feels good to be able to do everything.
>>146090483
...don't post that one. Post the good-looking one, Rikki.
Linkkle....
>+20 minutes per post
kek, nice discussion gw2tards
Rats
>>146090483
what a qt
>>146090673
everyone is HOPE is too busy arguing about teeth in discord to shitpost deadgeneral2016
>Our next destination may surprise you.
>dulfy.net/2016/06/17/gw2-a-raiding-retrospective-from-raid-designers/
Yfw crystal desert is next
>>146091635
>Hello, friendos! I’m Teddy Nguyen, one of the designers on raids.
L M A O
M
A
O
>>146091820
It does not even slightly surprise me that Teddy and Fluusi have something in common.
>>146091820
>change to woman
>become a lesbian and fuck women anyway
????
>>146091820
>>146091820
What did xyr mean by this?
>yfw now you understand the push for "skimpy male armour" by the devs and lgbturders on the forums along with all the new genderbending npc's in LA
>>146092123
What's wrong with that you bigot?
Does keggin explode on people?
i take videos of being dominated and finished by female opponents in sPvP
most of them are thick, scantily clad Norn women (pic related) or extremely feminine Human women in girly pink/white outfitsi have 186 videos total, ranging from 5 seconds to 1 minute in length each. do i have a problem and if so how do i stop this
>>146093214
Delete all of your videos and images. The EG tag makes it worse. I thought the outfit was bad.
>>146093208
Yes and beg them for erp.
>>146093214
any chance you could give me your ign to discuss these videos
f-for science
There is no bigger norn enthusiast than me
hello fellow charr. I too am excited to clop
>get close to the end of a pvp tier
>have lots of good matches with competent people
>rank up
>suddenly on teams with mouth breathing retards
this is why I gave up on pvp last time too.
watch as I teach our spawn the value of homosexuality
>>146095847
dont do that
Aha, the revered fluffy tails! Truly I have been blessed with wives
May my squats bring ERP to our people
I got to fuck Flunkky today
>>146095219
I know who you are, rat. I can smell it.
These darned r*ts encroaching on my idling place of choice. I find myself powerless to stop them.
>>146092209
Skimpy male armor is always nice anon....
>>146094220right, for science...wyr onyx (NA servers)
>>146097925
I don't believe you
>>146098410
Mcharr need to show some fur am I right?
Reminder that femnorn are the best.
mfw effie was bullied out of /gw2g/ discord
did you just get out of jail or something
>>146101289
effie needs to stop acting so autistic. Any time I see him mentioned or speak he shows absolutely no awareness
>>146101289
>/gw2g/ discord
Good one.
I wish I could bury my face in a femnorn's tits until I died of oxygen deprivation.
Any active WvW guilds at Deso/Vabbi? The situation is horrendous, I want to see if anything can be done.
What race/armor class for most tits
>>146102580
Mcharr
>>146102032
3 years later and it's about the same. Shame I didn't save the old ones.
>>146102580
light femcharr
>>146102580
Female Norn, weight doesn't matter.
>>146102398
Are you fucking serious? You currently have the highest glicko in all of EU. Of course you have active guilds.
>>146104527
Ive been told that theres quite a number of them, but I have no idea how to contact them, official forums are fucking deserted.
>>146102398
>Deso/Vabbi
>not being on a good realm like UW or AG
>>146105786
I was thinking on moving to UW if I wont find anything good on Deso actually, whats so good about it?
>>146105267
>google search 'gw2 wvw forums eu'
>get http://www.gw2wvw.net/forums/eu-matchups
Wow that was hard. Do people who care about WvW not know the cancer forums exist or something?
>>146106817
Oh, and as an addenum, they're basically WvW flavored 4chan, you can post anon if you want.
>>146106817
That place is such rotten garbage. I hate everyone who posts there.
>>146107384
that's your wvw community.
>>146107054
>you can post anon if you want.
Can confirm. I make a new account every time I post and the admin doesn't care.
Charr have nothing on futanorn musk.
>tfw no white mantle bf to hold you close and shelter you from the harsh realities of the world
Is GW2 dead?
>>146113381
Kinda sorta. Whales sustain it financially. Actual developer-generated game content is sparce. There are things to do if you've never experienced the expansion, but a lot of it is timegated grind in ded pve zones and the rest runs dry pretty quickly. The only praise I can give is how their raids are re actually not tedious slogfests that last 6 hours. Gear grind is also not bad, but gear stats are bloated paired with stupid damage/health figures, although that's another issue.
I WANT THE LEWDRAT
Hi guys o/
>>146114261
I was lewd earlier this morning. I stilldon't know how to feel about it.
I like to whisper lewd things to people while I am playing video games at the same time.
>>146114526
whats up
>>146114980
>tfw I lewd for a few hours until I lewd all over myself and pass out from exhaustion
what do fhds smell like
>tfw florburz has a cute voice
>>146116958
blood and coconuts
>>146116958
if Oothier is any example of one, she smells like the piss and sweat of other charr
Last night I had a dream that Sialoquent gave me cummies
Is this a good FHD?
>>146119036
whisper me jeff vann
>>146117275
Thanks anon!
Can you get pregnant from phone sex?
who is the lewdestsura?
>>146119128
Where's the shitty 'accidental' DOF?
would you?
>>146120036
I honestly don't know how to use it.
>>146120383
I would do it with the lights off blasting slipknot on high
Dylan is a fucking faggot
fucking charr faggots are the cancer
i fucking hate myself
>>146123931
How'd you find out about Dylsu and Rexxies secret affair ?
I love Vae. <3
>>146124250
I also love the Gae
I hate fluusi t b h
>>146114980
>>146115637
anons...
just logged in after quitting again and did arah p2, waited at the end to give it for free, no one joined, looked at guild
>"i'm the only one online in the guild"
what the fuck happened to this game i hate you all
>>146124902
>Arah p2
lmfao
Who even does dungeons anymore?
>>146125814
dylsu x florburz
>>146125814
well looking at my recent subscriptions on youtube a few of the best players on the game are still doing them :^)
and the rest quit when they made dungeons irrelevant, so i'm guessing the top players still do them
>>146126143
They aren't worth doing. They only do them for "speed running" as a hobby you idiot.
Fractals and raids have better pay out.
>>146125814
>>146126143
not that anon but i haven't touched this garbage in years, what do people do instead of dungeons now?
when i played all anyone did was the fire charr part 1 dungeon cause it was fast
dylsu x
dylsu x.
>>146126271
Fractals and raids for the structured/instanced pve content has basically made dungeons obsolete. There is an overlapping fact of anet nerfing dungeon rewards so people wouldn't farm them anymore and do fractals/raids instead.
>>146126494
are raids any good? are there new fractals?
and yea i remember shitnet ruining anything good after a week or two. they really hated anyone having fun or making money
>>146126257
>>146126494
>"idiot"
I literally just gave you the reason why i quit is when they made dungeons irrelevant, i come back when i hear they actually fixed the rewards again, and it's still dead af because all the good players are playing different stuff.
do you honestly think i'm going to step in a raid with 9 other retards? the more players you add to content the less personal skill is involved and i hate that shit, you get people that feel as if they are carrying and people that are just leeching. it's awful
Dylsu x
x
>>146120014
I am and I hate myself for it.
>>146126727
Well sorry for calling you an idiot then. Raids are pretty much CLIQUE central. You wont be able to find a decent group unless you started from the beginning with them or lie about your experience. LFG for raid has more people listed looking for groups than actual groups looking for people.
>>146126792
I can help you, anon.
>>146127179
i can only hope they add endgame content like 2-4man instances soon they said they were adding more fractals but i doubt that will come anytime soon if ever
dylsu x
Is the hat rat a lewdsura?
>>146127861
Yeah she rubs hats with another hat rat every night
>>146127861
no, she's just a nice, normal 'sura that is lovely to her friends and such.
>>146128117
>implying flunkky and tippsy dont scissor each other every night
>>146128179
Pls don't lewd them nor name-drop them here, they are kind, lovely 'suras.
what you up to anons
>>146131561
Just lying in bed listening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG3zbptpKOI
Foot hurts, haven't eaten today, too drained to play GW2 for more than a few minutes
>>146132339
What's wrong with your foot anon?
>>146131561
Having fun raiding
>>146134276
(old image)
>people still play this shit
>>146134276
Do you intentionally make your game look bad or what?
Lusster
>>146132339
What's wrong with your heart anon?
Why won't lusster respond to my posts on the thread....
>>146136064
What isn't wrong with it?
Don't ignore me! Lusster!
This game is fucking dead
>>146136520
Did someone steal your femsura waifu? Was it dros?
I'm going to enjoy a lovely night of cuddling my femsuras.
Lusster!
I want to slice up a haughty femsura's face with my blade to forever ruin her confidence and leave her permanently disfigured for the rest of her life.
>>146139376
She will still be loved. O eyeless, you won't be touching By Femsura as I am protecting them
>>146139735
Femsura dont love me. Hurting them is the only way I can show them my true feelings
Which femsura do you hate the most?
>>146139972
I can't say her name or she will know who I am....but she hurt me...and i will hurt her back...
>>146139735
That attraction is fake, a disfigured abnormality is as attractive as a mangled fork at a diner. Nobody will love her even though she's special in that twisted way.
Hey is this why so many of you play asura? Because they look like animes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0
>>146140056
name her anon and let it be known
>>146117320
That's not true! She smells like mint...
>>146140381
I too tasted Oothier's minty freshness.
>>146132339
This picture. Please. No.
Hey is this why so many of you play charr? Because your fursona is a feline?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8x6SE6BJL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Bm_wiRT24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLgWQDQmQ94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFtC07JfjG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Etm5U7b55g (this one especially LMAO watch this one)
>>146132339
You're making me remember and cherish someone far away from me with that song. Someone like your picture. I have work still. Break's over and I'm tearing up while nibbling almonds. I hope you're well, anon, and at least, dreams never die.
>>146141050
I bet nerds would pay to fuck that girl in the charr costume
>>146141050
Because this.
I want to BE a femcharr SO FUCKING BAD
>triggering anti-charr fags with a single post
kek
GIVE ME FEMCHARR NOW
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>146141369
being a femcharr is completely irrelevant, i NEED a femcharr wife to hug and love me
>>146141050
im totally making a fursuit mow
>2016
>still no vuncia wife
>>146141369
With VR you can BE that femcharr
>tfw no femcharr wife
are VAE and VUNCIA both squatfu? Or is one a copy?
stop these cat memes
post fhds
>>146141835
i think you could actually manage to pull this off right now
you'd need to somehow find a way to export your femcharr model to a 3d modelling program first of all
then it's just a matter of rigging up skeleton to match your VR movements and bam, you are now the femcharr wife
>>146141987
Vuncia is the original shitposter known as 'squatfu' before we knew her as Vuncia
Vae is one of Vuncia's toons
On the same account
Run by the same person
OnemanTwomemes
give me the wife
post the good times
>>146142384
thank you anon!
I'm not sure how I feel about legendary armor yet.
I can see where the heavy design is going and if it gets more detailed and has some flashy effects it could end up looking cool
>>146143787
>tfw no higher power for my race to blindly serve
>>146143787
I bet it will have glowy bits, floating geometry and fire in every joint.
And you'll probably have a legendary 'aura' you can't turn off.
>>146143787
That looks so fucking bad lmao
>>146143787
Nice tryJeff Vann
>>146144365
>implying I would wear that shitty set
>>146144542
Are you out whoring yourself around and tricking Brulent
>>146144542
coming from the dude who copied my cool-guy appearance to a T
>>146144642
When FHDs grow up they become norn moms
>>146144724
>tfw your norn mom won't let you idle at dwayna past 8pm
why is all of HOPE really bad at making decent looking toons?
>>146144868
post your character then cunt
>>146144868
post your toons
>>146144929
>dark brulent
>>146144960
>>146144929
you first
Whisper me for cummies
RACE WAR HAPPENING AS WE SPEAK
