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Stories of Tengoo Edition
Old thread >>146023702

>implying anyone ever checks the old thread
permalink: http://orph.link/eog

>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.

>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.

>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.

>/eog/ pastebin (Jun '16): http://pastebin.com/ser9Acpg
>Focus Group Logs: https://focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/

Future:
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework
>Maybe more shekel madness soon, some new pirate cap stats leaked: http://playground.schildwall.info/sisileaks/newstats/

Past:
>Jun 17: Chinks finally onlined a Keepstar
>May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES
>May 20: Goon empire dead; PL Fortizar on their undock
>May 19: HK anchors first XL Citadel
>May 16: Stunt Flores now Imperium FC
>May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name
>May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts.
>Apr 23: Fanfest 2016 over
>Apr 21: https://community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/
>Apr 19: GSF camped into Saranen
>Apr 10: Drone Walkers crazy stuff in the Russian theater etc
>Apr 12: GSF absorbing Imperium corps; FCON + SMA bail
>Mar 28: CFC is dying. CO2 reset. IWI funding the MBC to burn down goons
>Mar 09: Massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits.
>Feb 09: SP trading
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)
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>Shit Box
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OFFICIAL LIST OF WORST TYPES OF PLAYERS IN EVE:

1. Nullsec botters/ratters/mission runners
2. Highsec botters/ratters/mission runners
3. Nullbabby napfest blobbers
4. Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers
5. 'hisec pvp'
6. Miners
7. Industrialists
8. Traders
9. Scammers

9001. Honorabru solo roamers

90001. Small gang NPC sov nullsec/lowsec

900001. C5-6 WH pvpers
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okay so i think the question that really needs to be asked, and then consequently its answer discussed, is how much better should a t2 actually be?
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>Shitted Out
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>>146187041
0%. ideally it should be 'worse' than t1, but with some special gay shit that makes it more useful, like you get with interceptors
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>yfw grarr shitposts all day in /eog/
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>>146187041
>>146187141

i.e. not significantly better numbers-wise, but with added unique functionality

Almost all t2 ships apart from HACs and AFs have this. And Command ships to some degree.
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>>146187190
>mfw grarr in charge of smartbomb proteus
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>>146187041
T2 is inherently better by the fact that they get 4 bonuses and a role bonus. They then get their T2 resists or T1.5 resists depending on the ship. They should be inherently better than T1 equivalents.

Somehow retards think that a maller should be able fight on par with a sacrilege or a thorax should fight on par with a deimos. Its somehow Snuff's and Waffles and Goons and those other shits that fly all those good ships fault that your rinky dinky shit ass fleet dies and not the fact that you won't just get better ships to fight them in.

>>146187141
>0%. ideally it should be 'worse' than t1
says you and fuck off
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>>146187351
no, I think you should fuck off
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>>146187270
Every tier of ship has it

AF's lacking a role are strictly inferior to T1 and some have worse capacitor than their T1 variants. They haven't been updated in 6 years and they're garbage all around. Even then they have their role

T2 HAC's have their roles specifically dolled out. Each race has a brawler and a kiter type ship. The brawler usually boasts tank and damage where the kiter boasts speed and long range affinity.

Command ships ALL have a role of links, their combat capabilities are heavily limited except in fringe cases like PL's astarte fleet and Slepnirs.

T2 battleships have obvious roles of marauders and blackops that should be obvious.
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>>146187190
Fuck off Grarr.
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>>146187612
T2 recons have two purposes, obviously recon/blops and effectively T2 ewar. They have a very specific purpose and fill it well.

There are no T2 "roleless, multiclass, all around better ships" each has their own role and they fill it accordingly
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>>>
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>mfw afs role is to suck dick
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it costs 169 million to lose a platinum insured t2 fit carrier at jita prices
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>>146187612
You are talking about roles.

I explicitly mentioned "unique functionality."

i.e. bombs, bubbles, covops cloaks, mode switching, bastions, etc
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>>146187842
jesus christ what a garbage panther.

>>146187980
>I explicitly mentioned "unique functionality."
synonymous. A Role filled is a specific way the ship excels at. What you're implying is that since "brawling" is somehow magically unique therefore it has no basis to run on which is not true at all.

Not every ship can have unique functionality like the blops do with bridging, or the marauders do with their gimmick bastion. They're called RECON and HEAVY ASSAULT CRUISERS for a reason because thats the role they fill
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heavy

tackle
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>>146187351
>goons
>snuff
>waffles
at least name good alliances
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>>146188180
>waffles
>not the best, king of lowsec
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>>146188180
lawn, biohazard
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>PERUNGA
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>being literally and unironically blue with project mayhem
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>PERUNGA
>Not the FC of your heart
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>grr wormholes
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join pizza
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>There are people here on /eog/ that were unironically blue to SCUM.
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>implying pizza isn't another meme corp that will jsut dissolve as soon as space leaves much like BL/WL after elo left again

cucks need a bull to keep them together
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>>146189079
it already did dissolve
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>not being in SCUM
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>SCUM.
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join fweddit
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I want to imprgenate Catiz
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SERPENTIS CAPITAL SHIPS
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=6536729#post6536729
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>>146189891
serpentis t3s when
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Serpentis Vindicator when?
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>>146188261
>a feeder corp
>lowsec
yeah shit
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>>146190516
>800mm plate
>sebo
literally trash

>>146190610
not a feeder anymore
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>>146190651
>not a feeder anymore
So it's members are more cucked than ever? That's hilarious.
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>>146190793
>can't come up with an argument because he doesn't know jack shit
>defaults to cuck meme
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>implying waffles isn't the definition of the cuck meme
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>it's a "u cn't com up wit argoumint" episode
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>>146190516
Would fly, but with web instead of TD.
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>>146190845
I still have an alt in waffles, all they do is gatecamp, quite boring.
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>>146186845
i-i check the old thread anon
because i like you guys
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>She uses the word cuck
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>numales getting triggered again
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Horde and Waffles are not corps you join if you have a lot of respect for yourself. They're basically second class PL citizens. You join them to get some sort of content and to let a little bit of the "prestige" of PL rub off on you and to have the confidence that if anything goes REALLY tits up PL MIGHT come to help you.
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>Doomchinchilla can get into PL
>anon has to settle for Waffles
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>>146192249
his entire corp got in. they're even worse than him - they don't even fc or anything
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>>146192424
>cant even fc
is there some desperate need for fcs or something?
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>>146192424
See, that's the really sad part, Modern PL is kinda of a shitshow in terms of the amount of total shitters in it. Still plenty of good FCs and at least semi-competent pilots (in terms of F! monkeys, which doesn't mean much, but still means a surprising lot considering how bad some null alliances are) but goddamn they don't even appear to have standards anymore.
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man fuck all you balance shitters, i just want a cute wolf girl to lay on my lap so i can pet her and scratch her ears while we watch my mining lasers shoot asteroids all day
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I mean at least PL got rid of BDCI finally. that counts as something right?
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>>146192619
it's nice to not be a faggot shitter. doomchinchilla is a faggot shitter, and he's a decent step above everyone in his corp

>>146192717
it's just embarassing joining PL at this point. like you can't do anything yourself, so you give in and join PL. and those recruitment threads, what kind of gross little cuck puts up with that shit in a videogame
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>>146191387
No you don't because you've obviously never been in waffles if you think that's all were doing
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>>146192084
>I don't know anything about these corps and I want everyone to know it
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Iapetan Titans confirmed canon
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>>146189891
The Molyneux hijack showed me that capsuleers will do extraordinary things when there’s blood in the water. For a while there, I wasn’t sure we’d get away.
Not because of the Feds. No, they were a joke. But the eggers nearly got me. The amusing thing is that they fought one another as much as they tried to catch me.
Some of them even helped out. You know, the trail of destruction we left in our wake was almost entirely due to them. I think it would be amusing to give them some more toys, don’t you?”
- V. Salvador Sarpati, interviewed by Alton Haveri of the Scope.
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>>146193138
You are a fuckign idiot. Iapetans were canon since the beginning you fagtron.
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>>146192957
>>146193120
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>>146193301
It was always dubious since CCP had never commented on them before and they were legacy holdovers from 2004 eve.
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>Gang looking to catch your miners jumps around four 1 jump systems trying to catch retards.
>comes up dry.
>I'm not undocking because intel is strong and we know exactly where they are.

These guys are bad and anyone that gets caught is even worse.
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>Finish tutorial missions
>Now actually have to pick something to specialize in
fuck
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who fc here
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>>146194080
Sorry, I don't teach spec-ed classess.
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>kind of want to FC
>socially inept

Oh well.
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>>146194152
Join a corp that aint retarded
aka anyone not in null or high
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>guys battlecomms pls
>herderp durr hurr hurddur
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>FC is scout and tackle
>FC dies
>Alright wait for me while I go reship or something

You know who you are.
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>fc is french
>nobody understands what he is even saying
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>>146194836
>fc has to do everything because everyone else is a shitter
>its the fc's fault
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>FC is croatian
>nobody needs to understand what he's saying
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>>146194928
>not forcing someone to be competent
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>tfw could be competent fc and/or scout
>tfw rather be another faceless nobody
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>>146195357
being cool is cool but i agree, just too old for that shit
the kids can have fun
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>>146195357
aye same. You need too much energy to get a group and make shit happen. I pretty happy soloing and being good at it.
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>>146193964
you should join all-out and specialize in the flesh-eating bacteria of the dunkaroos
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>>146195451
>>146195575
>>146195357

t. bad at the game but too vain to admit it
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>>146196176
t. f1 pusher thinks his killboard is good because it's green
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Fcing is fun, just dont make me do it in triage or logistics.
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Does the truesec level partially determine quality of the loot in exploration sites?
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>>146197000
Not necessarily, the loot quality is based on the type of site which is determined by sec status. Certain sites won't spawn in lower sec status systems
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ded
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>>146199892
its not dead until were all gone
but were all still here and you know it
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based wormhole exploration
exploration ain't dead yet fuccbois
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>he fell for the ascendancy meme
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>>146193964
you shouldn't train up bot right, dont waste 30 days on flying an interceptor, use those 30 days to try every single ship type and a handful of activities.
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>Xe builds the blueprint copies he finds
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>>146195357
>having a problem with stating local numbers and dscanning before 30+ people
just kill yourself
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>>146200612
>having a problem
>the same as can't be bothered

kreydis, kys already.
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>Xe
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>>146196514
I'm everything but an f1 pusher senpai, stay mad about your own shitty killboard. I don't even care about killboards myself, but your snuggly is showing.
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>f1 shitters are still allowed to post
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>>146201171
>snuggly

projecting much? what the fuck is that even?
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>>146201438
Just go look at your own zkill, you'll realize.
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>zkill
>not cancer
>people who take zkill seriously are not cancer
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>f1 shitters are often friendly dudes, but I can't help but hate them for being lazy and unwilling to do anything but blob
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>muh zkill
Literally activelly destroying EVE
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>>146201526

>being obsessed with killboard to the point you bring their memes with you

t. f1 pusher confirmed
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>t.
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>muh zkill
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>>146201697
>doesn't even show the cost in Icelandic currency

cmon son
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>people recording and taking an interest in what happens in eve is killing eve
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>find ghost site
>get all 4 cans

feels good
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>>146201969
>implying isk isnt icelandic currency
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>zkill is shit
t. blobfags and carebears
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>>146202383
>krona = isk
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>he doesn't care about his zkillboard
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>>146202693
>doesnt know they shorten it to ISK
http://themoneyconverter.com/ISK/USD.aspx
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did you get your 10k sp today anon-chan?
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>>146202626
>baited on a free autism hehee lelel xDD ecks dee dee
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>>146202973
i did, thanks anon!
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>>146202973
pls gib

t. sub 4mil sp newfriend
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>>146202973
thanks for reminding me kevin, just doing it now
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>there are people out there that haven't even gotten their first solo kill today
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>>146203018
you're the only one who post the retarded eve memes in /eog/, m8.
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>SC/DT/CHAOS guys triggered by snuff
>mfw hearing that it takes all 3 of them and 300+ members to break even against a 80 man Snuff/PM fleet

How can you be so bad at shitsec pvp.
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>>146204038
>chaos

who
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>he isn't elite pvp enough to use the first person camera
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>>146204038

DELETE THIS
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>>146202973
No

I have 130m sp. I don't really care.
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>>146204118

Those guys who left snuff and made there own alliance after the SC awox.
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>>146204038
Huh? Snuff left Nourv gate long enough to get a fight? What a surprise!
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>>146205150
no, he's just imagining shit. they've been on nourv gate this whole time
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>>146205320
So what you're telling me is PERUNGA had a drug induced vision quest and confused it for reality then decided to post it on /eog/.
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>waffles
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
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>k-space
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jspace more like gayspace
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>>146205823
>won't join the kings of lowsec because he'd rather play meme gang pvp and get his shit kicked in 24/7
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>cat girl space
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Kspace more like gayspace
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>>146207543
thats a good waffles description anon
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>full api and ts interview required
>full api and 30 questions about normie shit like "hobbies"

i just want a comfy corp where i can make isk and shoot nerds in a torp phoon or rhml neut geddon
i like trains, tv, movies and anime
also spaceships

gib corp, /dog/
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>>146209086
I'd recommend you my corp but I play solo because that's comfy :>
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>hobbies
>your job
>where do you live
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>rhml geddon
>not blaster geddon

kys
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>>146209086
but you won't like my suggestion anon
even though all of those things ring bells except for torp phoon and even that one grm played around with a little bit
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>true sansha wolfgirl
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>tfw moving super and windows 10 starts updating
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>>146209384
but what do you suggest, anon

(am i caught)
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>>146209086
I would but youd still have to do that shit
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>>146209668
ok faggot
as long as no normies mock me/do that gay pity shit on mumble when they find out i have no friends irl
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>>146209086
All-out desu
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>Full API and interview including your Jita whore and video call on skype, must have 5 mics 2 webcams and always on comms with a laptop that can handle EVE and at least 5 backup batteries.
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>>146209086
When i was recruiting I didn't ask people for shit except full API. just checked for awoxing and other bullshit. Dumb ass interviews to join a corp are pointless, you wont know if someone will fit into your group until you actually get them in.
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>>146210032
was comfy in c2 but now they're c4 memes

>>146210242
it'd be fine if the questions were "why do you want to join x corp" or "what have you been doing in eve until now" but its not that
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>>146209657
yep >>146210032 was what I was thinking

what's the matter with c4s though, they're like c2s but better
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c2 = pvp hunting gods and patricians
c4 = jews who want more money and to roleplay as pvpers but aren't competent enough for big boy WH systems
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>>146209898
do you think you can survive a 30d trial where all the members vote on you
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Go to bed Shard
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>>146210392
>c4 memes

c4 life is amazing nowadays.

>they're like c2s but better

Basically.

The best part is that effects are stronger.
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>>146210742
all-out shill pls go

>>146210580
>c2 = pvp hunting gods and patricians
ha, if only
>c4 = jews who want more money
money's the same though, nobody sensible rats in c2 or c4, you do it in c3 or c5 connections
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c2 = pi farms and kspace for the scan-adverse
c4 = patrician jspace statics - go up for fights in big boy chains and down for money to fund those fights
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>wormhole fags

>pvp hunting gods
>patricians
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>wspace
>scan for hours
>get a 10 minute fight
>finish all sleeper sites
>twiddle thumbs for hours
boy howdy wormholes sure are fun!
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>>146211161
>>pvp hunting gods

They do spend an incredible amount of time hunting for pvp. So that part is true. Shame they never find it.
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>be a Wh wagecuck
>no kills in days
>finally get your allotted once-a-week explorer kill
>mama we made it
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>>146211336
you forget

>brag nonstop about wealth and how much quality pvp there is
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>all this kspace damage control
i'm sorry waffles is dominating your space
you really should do something about it before it goes to their heads though
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>>146211535
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weapons timer for shooting rats when
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>>146211336
>join 3man wh corp
>"why cant we find any content"
kys
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>>146211535
lets be serious mate, There is more pvp in jita then wspace.
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>>146212446
if by pvp you mean caldari guns shooting retards than yeah
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>mfw that wafflesfag will continue to shitpost on /eog/
>mfw once ho moves to another corp he will shitpost about waffles and praise his new shit corp
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>be wh fag
>null static
>roam renter space
>kill shitlers constantly
>green kb
>"hay guiz my kb so green im so eleet wh pvper."
How can they be so delusional?
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>>146212850
I've seen a lot of carrier F3 campers who honestly think they're the shit
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>submit app to waffles
>recruiter asks me for my jita whore alt name
>tell him I'm taking a break from jita whoring
>tells me I need to have an active jita whore membership of at least gold level
>ask him why
>"we gatecamp a lot and nights get lonley"
>tell him gatecamp is boring and that I'm just gonna roam solo when they're gatecamping
>she closes convo and puts me on ignore list
>get a convo from a GM 5 minutes later
>"we have recieved a report about in-game discrimination towards jita whore-kins, your account will br banned for 8 months until we re-review your rule violation, bye"
>8 months later I log in
>that old waffles recruiter opens a convo
>"thats what you get csi white mail for not accepting us for who we are"
>closes convo
>10 minutes later GM opens a new convo
>"we have re-re-reviewed your offense and we've come to the conclusion that you no longer belong in k-space, you are hereby banned and forced to live in w-space forever, your new home is now this shattered wormhole, everytime your pod dies you will respawn here on a heron with 1 probe, if you jump into a k-space wormhole you will die and get permabanned."
>ok.
>closes conversation
>few days later exploring the wormholes on my 1 probe heron with no cloak
>finally come across a group of wormholers
>they're clearly trying to collapse a C5 hole with thrashers for some reason
>corp tag says all-out
>decide to talk in local since I have nothing to lose
>"hi"
>"JOIN ALL-OUT, JOIN ALL-OUT"
>"wh-what?"
>"ALL-OUT OF MEMES LMAO"
>"Y-you t-too... b-bye"
>decide to take another wormhole I just scanned that leads to a C3
>notice half the thrashers get stuck as their C5 wormhole collapses as I warp away
>think nothing of it and get on my way
>jump into C3 and begin to scan
>notice the C3 is vibrating and making sounds behind me
>small white stag gang of unasorted ships starts shooting the wormhole and spamming "Join All-Out"
>warp directly to highsec wormhole and end it all.
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I actually read all of that
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i read it every time
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PIMP
my
CARACAL
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Which faction should I train for /eog/, I am thinking between Amarr or Caldari.
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>>146217079
minmatar

just fly a svipul nigga
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I can't fathom why you would really pay for a jita whore, you can go on F-list or similar places and get free ERP.
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I will never understand why multiple pilot training always manages to stay ontop of PLEX in price
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>>146217079
amarr has the best shitposting
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bump with old screencap
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>amur
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>shled
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JONE
TANGO
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DAE le spreadsheets online?
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>cakdaree
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>still 1 week until the nerf
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>>146222182
wouldn't that sexual innuendo make females like Seagull feel uncomfortable?
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>>146223709
I want a does it fit apron
I would wear at work everyday

Im going to hound guard for it next fanfest
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>You will never CCP Guard
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>still no revelation nerf
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>raata sunset
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best thing about citadels is docking doesn't erase your scans. if your system has a lot of sigs this is great. never understood why signatures just couldn't remain fully scanned after docking or leaving system.
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>>146227315
Because in old stations you "left" the system, causing soft reset where it recalculate all your skills etc
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>>146229246
I hope CCP gets on changing that now that we have Brain in a Box and citadels. It would be a huuuge QOL fix being able to keep them scanned fully and immediately being able to see newly spawned sigs.
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>ccp
>fixing their shit code
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>>146230579
>they just remove it instead, with a worth alternative
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>implying they understand their code
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>>146230579
imagine you are a newly employed coder and someone hands you 20 year old legacy code that was being tampered with nonstop since the game started development
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>newly employed coders
>CCP
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New lessons every time I feel like it
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>osmium

why are you the way that you are?
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>>146235080
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stop shilling that garbage site
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Help. I want to figure out what I should skill into to fly with my alliance but the reasons are things I don't want to say to my alliance because they sound bad, but I'm just being honest.

I like being useful, but I don't like doing difficult jobs. I'm training into Logi right now and I don't know if thats exactly the right role I'm looking for. In D&D I almost always play a cleric, in WoW I played a resto shaman, in FFXI I played a brd/whm. I like playing the thing thats super useful but for some reason people don't want to play, sometimes its because its boring, or sometimes because its too easy and they want a greater challenge or some shit.

I know interdictors are SUPER useful and always needed and I probably would get really good at it if I did it. But I like doing the shit where I just show up and I'm super useful with minimal to no chance of fucking up.

My best qualities are that I'm steadfast and loyal, if the banners are called I'll be there any time of day, and that in regards to most stuff I'm hard working and methodical. I always have my shit in the staging system on time with extras just in case, I always follow procedure without a fault, and I also don't really mention anything about it in alliance or corp chat, I kind of just show up and do my job.

That being said my worst quality is that I'm loyal and don't like boasting and just show up and do my job. My personality doesn't mesh well with roaming for dank kills, becoming an elite PvPer, or becoming exceptionally skilled because I want to be better than people.

What should I skill towards to just show up and be useful? I don't want hard responsibility like FCing or scouting, or shooting bubbles.
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T1 logi cruisers. They only take a few days
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>>146237498
ewar or logi

both are extremely legit and fun
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The 28th of June when?
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>>146239197
tuesday
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>>146223290
the nerf of what?
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>>146240482
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>>146234805
>em ward II
>not disruptor or adaptive invuln
>anti-therm shit, not anti-em T2
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>last time played almost 2 years ago
>have 2 chars, both 100m+ sp
>want to play again
>check out plex price
>suddenly i don't want to play anymore
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>>146241546
>has more than 100m SP per character
>can't scrape together 900m per character/month

I don't know what to tell you. Maybe this is why you unsubbed?
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Do your dailies guys, currently they are worth 16.5 million isk per day
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>>146243416
>implying that matters
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>>146243416
I'm getting 15975000

400,000/10,000 = 40 639000000/40 = 15975000.

I do think dailies reset every 20 hours though so the equation is different time wise.
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>>146243760
Anon could you explain your equation pls
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>>146243760
its 22 hours
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>>146244084
The average player gets 400,000 sp per an injector valued at $639,000,000 at the lowest Jita sell price(rounded up slightly from 638,9~). Since dailies give 10,000 sp then the value of your dailies is the price of the injector divided by 40. The more sp you have the more "valuable" the daily sp is to you because the less effective injectors are.

I use injectors as the price point because plexes don't give you free sp and injectors do so I think they are the best price comparison.
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>haha i get FREE injector every 40 days lmao im so master economist minmax lol lel kek haha
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>>146244595
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>>146244595
Don't you have a tackled something or other to fervently ping so you and your other killboard nignogs can hoot and holler about your killmail on comms while everyone else doesn't give a shit eventually leading you to gather up the nignogs to go "roam" because all you can do is waste resources and shit all over everything so everyone else has to clean up your mess because you are too ADHD not to shoot alliance members or allies?
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>>146244430
Anon pls a daily, is around 8 mil isk, an extractor needs to be filled with 500k sp and for SP to have an actual value you need to sell it.
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>>146245336
mathematically, those factors dont matter. the price of a skill injector includes what the seller deemed worth of the cost of the extractor + his sp. his math is fin, youre overthinking it
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>>146245301
sounds like you need a more organic corp
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>>146245780
pic related.
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>>146246003
more like 8 tacticals but yeah
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>tfw you are in a orgasmic corp
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I'd rather just have non-ADHD retards so corp roams look like this instead.
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how much isk/h can you make from nullsec mining? and how would you deal with the sleepers at belts?
>durr don't mine it's shit
yeah I know but I've never heard of nullsec gains
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>null
>sleepers
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>>146247085
rats
I mean't rats
no bully pls
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>>146246990
I have shitfit procurers, t1 mining upgrades, strip miner 1's and with miners and 1 hauler I'm making 220 mil/hour I've heard in a well fit skill each account is 60/hour.

Nullsec doesn't have sleepers but it has battleship rats that shoot at 40~50km range. You want your main/alts to have like, advanced drone avionics III probably. Then you just assign all your drones to your squad leader and fuck up anything that comes into the anomally.
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>>146247260
7 miners and 1 hauler*

For specifics I have a anomally warp in 1000km off any asteroids. I fleet warp there and then I warp everyone to an asteroid. Then I drop a mobile tractor unit, waypoint it, and then warp my hauler to the 1000km warp in. I then target roids, I usually split up the targets so that I can mine longer without having to retarget roids. I activate my lasers and then I launch drones and assign them to my drone leader. My drone leader is fitted with a target painter and signal booster to increase his targeting range. The target painter controls what the assigned drones will attack so when battleship rats warp in I just paint those and then they die pretty quickly.

I keep intel channels and local chat open at all times on my hauler and am also on my alliances chat servers and slack. Windows 10 has virtual desktops and with dual monitors I have clients spread across a total of 4 "screens" which is really 2 screens on 2 desktops. I mine whatever is in range but I prioritize whatever my alliance needs. The hauler warps to the citadel in system that has a crompression rig. Right now need more ore generated in order for my hauler to be working full time, I'm bottlenecked by mining yield.

http://www.addictivetips.com/windows-tips/windows-10-virtual-desktop-shortcuts/
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is all-out a good guild?
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Who is the best girl?
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the best
reyni
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>>146230579
Imagine trying to decipher 20 year old stackless python written in Icelandic

You can see why they just want to kill poses but everytime they fiddle with the code something unrelated stops working.
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>>146249913
Rat aggression is tied to POS's
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All-Out has the hottest girls and most active furry ERP scene in all of j-space.

Reyni has personally promised to sit on the face of every new recruit who applies in the remainder of June.

If you haven't joined, your basically a dumb faggot.
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>>146250216
Afterburners are tied to POS shield functionality
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>>146250646
Are they really? I ask because Rat aggression is tied to the POS code for some fucking reason which was apparently the reason why you could run a burst jammer or other Ewar to hold agro
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>>146250375
upvoted and shared on facebook
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>>146248578
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Do you faggots really want to let the thread die?
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>>146250375
What can I offer to All-Out?
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>>146254483
Nudes.

a willingness to login, scan, find content and be a somewhat agreeable person are accepted in lieu of nudes
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>check out this ebin salt guys XDDD
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>It's now considered a bad thing and embarrassing the get frustrated when you fail

This society has fallen too far.
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>>146258185
What do you mean by this?
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>>146200164
i got one of those from a ghost site in null

checkmate chuckleshit
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>118.6
>Jun 28th 2016

>still a week until I can undock for solo pvp
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what type of corp is all out? wh corp?
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>>146177825
source please wolfposter person

and this one too >>146234805

google iqdb saucenao tineye are all failing me
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