Carvus BEST Pairing Edition
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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>B&W is here, new patch just released
>Big GoG sale going on currently, lots of /dag/+/bwg/ related content on sale
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something
Andromeda info: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Measuring the temperatures of Thedas' corpses
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qJ2kiwwTMs
Friendly reminder that autistic people are a vital part of the Dragon Age community
For Solas
For Solas' death
>10
This is how BioWare works
>>145995634
>>145996857
poor waifu
>>145997020
:3
dedededededeeeh
>>145997020
[Can't wake her up]because she's dead
What is your opinion on mercilessly slaughtering all elves?
>>145997242
no...
>>145997358
I'll mercilessly slaughter YOU
>>145997358
Slaughter all
[x] Elves
[x] Vampires
[x] Demons and potential demons (spirits)
[ ] Humans
[x] Aliens
>>145997567
I thought you cared about me...
>>145997358
Good exercise for the kids
>>145997878
And fun for the whole family!
>wags a finger at Liara condescendingly
>>145999297
>Ashley's voice actor
>>145999402
I knew her line delivery reminded me of something
Where's Simquisition?
Where's Simquisition?
>>146001449
What's Simquisition?
What's Simquisition?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10527722/r
selfies...
>ME1
>female armor is modest, realistic, and similar to the male equivalent
>DA:O
>molded boob plate mail, male armors suddenly have more exposed skin when equipped by women
>ME2
>femshep has a boob plate, skintight, painted on """armor""" with heels for squad mates, even the celibate and matronly samara
>DA2
>boob armor is gone, armor is near identical for both genders, companions wear armor and clothing befitting of their personalities
>ME3
>walking sexbots with cameltoes, huge tits for everyone, ashleigh
>DA:I
>same design fundamentals as DA2
Explain THIS.
>>146001768
Get THE fuck OUT of my house!!
>>146002946
ME devs learned how to make interesting, attractive armor and DA devs forgot
Pretty simple really
>>146003112
I just want to learn.......
>>146003257
>interesting, attractive armor
>Ashley's military jacket-skirt
>Liara's ugly 90s "armor with built in a coat" look
>EDI
>Vega
. . .
>>146003928
>complains about ME2 and 3
>only mentions ME3 armor
. . .
>>146004021
Nothing says interesting and attractive like a leather strap covering your nipples...
>>146004802
uh jack doesn't wear armor...
>>146004916
. . .
>>146004916
JACK
>>146005228
Take your forced meme and... go...
I'm off to play FO4...
>>146005228
doctor poo...
>>146005357
No
>>146005357
Shut the fuck up...
Taking your waifu out for a fancy night at Applebee's...
>>146005883
There's something about this man that is absolutely revolting.
>>146005374
ha ha...... ew......
>>146007175
>fancy
No. Applebee's is subpar as fuck.
>>146007483
That was the joke
. . .
bumpo
Would you still love your husbando/waifu if they suddenly transformed into a massive Tarantula Hawk?
>>146010392
Can they transform back? I need more information.
>>146010392
What if they transformed into real life Pepe?
>Detlaff literally onehits you through quen with an attack that is hard as fuck to dodge
D-death to all vampires...somehow...
>>146011208
Maybe it's like the Frog Prince, where a kiss will restore them. I won't confirm or deny this though
>>146011216That is my husbando....
>>146012202
durian pregnant with bulls spawn, while bull is carrying casss child
>>146014047
um why did dorian cheat on cullen?
>>146014047
Dorian pregnant with a durian
Men want waifus that are like their mommies...
waifus want mommies that are like their men...
>>146016520
So the ones who waifu Ashley have tranny moms?
The ones who waifu Morrigan have a hardass mom?
>>146018927
Shut up you know I'm right...
HEY
i'm going to sleep pls don't die
>>146023606
dream of waifuesdie in your sleep~
hey /dag/, thanks for the DLC tips, I demanded a refund for Trespasser and bought GOTY edition, the price is nice. But it does makes me feel bad for pre-ordering in 2014 for almost triple the price.
>>146002946
ME is catered to men, DA is catered to women
It's that simple, really
>>146025619
I preordered the Inquisitor's edition with all the pomp if it makes you feel better.
I also returned it because almost all the figures inside were broken and the tarot cards were damaged.
>>145999297
Is there a person more boring than one who plays as default Sheploo?
>>146027003
I liked the boob armor aesthetic. I don't feel catered to at all.
>>146028326
Probably.
>>146028326
It's objectively the best way to play ME because he has higher quality meshes and texturesand he's cute
When's tyranny ? Reasae
my lips are ticklish
Tormund...!!!
>>146029379
I can fix that...
*pulls out butcher knife*
>>146029379
my nips are ticklish...
i want to bury my face in my waifus beautiful locks and smell her shampoo
>>146030694
Geralt = male
>>145997081
Please don't spoil this game for me! I haven't played it yet
I want an ice cream cookie
>>146031505
Liara is autistic
Wrex gets shot by Ashley
Kaidan has headaches
Joker is a robosexual
don't even bother talking to Garrus, he doesn't listen
Tali is a thief
>>146032325
does this make you feel like a man?
Sooo, /dag/ should I do JoH and TD before or post end game?
>>146035229
you should play TW3 instead
>>146034240
I know I'm a man, so...
yearly reminder that ash was right
I finished Blood and Wine, should I replay it, DA:I, or play dragons dogma for the first time?
>>146035229
I did Descent after. You could pull it either way though as long as you'reup to level.
>>146028326
Femshep is garbage and I don't care enough to make a character in a game I can't play as an elf
>>146039440
http://67.media.tumblr.com/89a1bd2e7acd820b79d7518485c2b02b/tumblr_o8ozvl128B1vvlm2ho1_1280.png
>>146002946
You're being too generous for Dragon Age, they aren't guilty of making Mirandas but the cartoony WoW armor aesthetic clashes sharply with the supposedly "realistic" setting.
>>146003257
>same guy designs both games
>both guilty of having stupid fetishes like cameltoes and feet stuffed in your face
Sure
>>146003928
>female cerberus armor has a noticeable bulge
At least they know their audience
>>146011498
Drink concoctions before the fight...
i'm bored
>>146037070
I never managed to finish Dragon's Dogma, it's more boring than DAI
>>146046984
You have poor taste in video games then
>>146047035
From my point of view, it's you who has a shit taste
>>146047152
No need to be vulgar
>>146047332
Is it a male who can't grow a beard or a fat female?
>>146047401
Beard circlejerkers are the fucking worst
>>146042483
source please
>>146047458
I'm just asking a question about its gender, kiki, I don't want to jerk anyone off
>>146047671
If you can't tell what gender someone is then you need to go outside more
>>146047712
You still haven't answered the question
>>146047757
I'm not here to answer your questions
You're tearing me apart!!!
>>146047458
If you can't enjoy cumming on a guy's beard with several of your closest friends then what the fuck are you even doing here?
Can someone explain a few DA:I-related things to me?
Namely, how does Veilstrike work at base level? Like, what's the point? Does it cause knockdown, for bonus damage?
I guess this question goes double for base-level Mindblast.
I ask because I'm looking for Masterwork effects besides +Guard.
Also, what's the deal with the changes to KE's Sprit Blade, specifically the "charge" mechanic? Do consecutive hits from Spirit Blade count towards the charge, or is this new change supposed to disincentivize Sprit Blade spam, or just a way to break the monotony? Is Spirit Blade DPS still comparable to older versions?
>>146028326
Yes, anyone who plays as dumpster-face femshep.
anyway, how is your sex life?
>>146049325
>how does Veilstrike work at base level? Like, what's the point? Does it cause knockdown, for bonus damage?
It applies a weakened debuff as far as I can remember and some rift mage passives give you bonuses to damage when you stand around weakened enemies. So basically it's a buff/debuff that's only useful as long as you invest heavily into the rift mage tree.
>mindblast
Staggers the enemies and allows some combos to be excecuted, read http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Combos_(Inquisition)
>I ask because I'm looking for Masterwork effects besides +Guard.
Then don't bother with veilstrike, mindblast is a bit shit for masterworks too. I remember I used to give everyone Hidden Blades because it does some good damage
>Also, what's the deal with the changes to KE's Sprit Blade, specifically the "charge" mechanic?
No idea, I never actually tried to alternative KE build. Some anon said that you can actually do more damage than a regular KE with the charged blade but I have no idea how that works, probably with a lot of micromanagement
>>146050596
>It applies a weakened debuff
Only the upgraded version, which AFAIK is not used in Fade-Touched mats.
Far as I've read, the only Fade-Touched effect that uses its upgraded form is Shield Bash.
I'd like to avoid Hidden Blades too, though I'll probably wind up using it.
>>146050790
>Only the upgraded version, which AFAIK is not used in Fade-Touched mats.
Then I don't fucking know, it can probably trigger some combo too but its seems like a waste of a mastercraft slot
>>146049619ask your motherjk it doesn't exist
>>146047868
Terrible redesign for witch mode, maybe when she is in Orlais that would be ok
>>146049325
>I'm looking for Masterwork effects besides +Guard
Hidden Blades are always good. Restore % of damage taken is great as it heals you from damage absorbed by guard and barriers.
>>146053468
>as it heals you from damage absorbed by guard and barriers.
Oh, really? That's a neat trick.
>>146054518
It's way better than +guard on hit for warriors, at least.
>>146042596
>Drink concoctions before the fight...
I think the only thing that would have helped is that one potion that makes you invincible for a few seconds because his bat attack is a onehit no matter what on Death March
I eventually managed though... pretty good boss fight desu
WAKE UP
A bit dead
I puked like 4 times last night
>>146063591
Why?
>>146064237
For fun obviously
What ethnicity is Isabela supposed to be?
>>146064783
Gypsy
>>146064783
Persian
Yen's black panties...
>>146047035
Nah, it lacks oomph.
>>146047401
Chubby chick with a fake beard.
>waifu makes you breakfast
>>146065262
Spam and eggs..
>>146065026
>that armor
>>146065743
Nothing wrong with red....
>>146066384
The color isn't the biggest problem...
>>146065026
>That perfect waifu happy ending
I loved that and loved Toussaint but I'm still not sure if I prefer B&W over HoS. Gaunter O’Dimm was just too good.
>>146066567
I didn't like the main plot of B&W, both Syanna and Dettlaff were dumbasses
>>146066541
Then what is...
>>146066567
It's not like they forgot about Master Mirror, he is responsible for the spoon lady's curse.
>>146066863
>he is responsible for the spoon lady's curse
Oh shit. I thought I was just interpreting too much in it but that part about that guy breaking a spoon just reminded me too much of him.
>>146067750
That and that he sold mirrors. His theme from HoS is also playing when Geralt retells the story about what happened to her, which pretty much confirms it.
>page 10
We'll bang, right?
>fastforward to ME2-3
>accuses Shepard of being a mind controlled Cerberus puppet
>thinks Udina is a cool guy and takes his word over Shepard's
Man, I don't envy the people who waifued her since the first game
>>146070787
...Who?
>>146071450
Is that the romance dialogue or something?
>>146073070
Femshep
>>146075370
I believe that's the romance dialogue before you hit Ilos
>>146075370
Yeah, she's a bit autistic and quotes lame poetry and says she wants Shepard to "be happy" instead of admitting she likes him
>>146075520
It was actually after Virmire, nothing like killing Kaidan to make one horny
Sistar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flq-Ihs1CeQ
I thought this was /meg/
>Ywn be Geralt's best friend
>>146076971
>You will never suddenly own a huge ass Vineyard
>Your waifu will never suddenly appear there and choose to live there forever and ever
I wanted to enter NG+ but this is so cozy that I just don't wanna
>>146077547
That's extremely problematic
>>146076898
On a scale of 10 to 10, how triggered are you right now?
>>146077762
Not at all, I like ME better than DA. Where's the guy crying about refugees?
>>146077762
>liara's hot topic outfit
100
>>146076971
>You’re the most noble human I know, Gwynbleidd
>I'm not human
Reminder that Geralt is canonically pro-elf
>>146078496
What were they thinking?
>>146078509
THE DEEP ROADS FOR DWARVES, FORESTS FOR ELVES, HUMAN COUNTRIES FOR EVERYONE! Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the KNIFE-EARS pours into EVERY human country, and ONLY into human countries. Denerim and Val Royeaux are just as crowded as Orzammar, but nobody says dwarves will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of knife-ears and quote-unquote "assimilating" with them. Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY human country, and ONLY human countries, to "assimilate," i.e., intermarry, with all those elves. What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-humans were brought into EVERY dwarf city and ONLY into dwarf cities? How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the Final Solution to the DWARF problem? And how long would it take any sane dwarf to notice this and what kind of psycho dwarf wouldn’t object to this? But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the human race, Teyrns and respectable mages agree that I am a TevinterWhoWantsToEnslaveSixMillionElves. They say they are pro elf. What they are is anti-human. Pro elf is a code word for anti-human.
>>146079923
>>146077762
>exposed shoulders
This is a SFW board...
>>146080005
An oppressed group of people being enslaved, segregated, and persecuted, is unconnected to “world-altering events”? Who says? Who says the Mages rights are relevant and elves aren’t? Maybe the games themselves do. But it could have been otherwise.
It could have been, for example, that the only way to save the world was to reunite the Dalish tribes and reacquire old Elvhen magic to defeat the Archdemon. They didn’t do that. It could be in the next game that you need to find the lost city of Arlathan to close the rupture in the Veil. Or that only elf mages have come up with a viable solution to the Mage-Templar conflict, and can arbitrate a peace treaty. Is that actually going to happen? I really doubt it.
If you create an oppressed class of people, then marginalize them from your own stories, and make other events more important, that’s not just “the way things are”, those are the choices you made as a writer. And it’s also reinforcing just how often oppression narratives are used as Realism Window-Dressing and never explored in a satisfying way.
Tl;dr
GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC, YOU MISOGYNISTIC AMPUTEE-MISGENDERING, MALE-ELITIST NECKBEARD
>>146080385good pasta
There she is. There she goes again. Look, everyone! She posted it once again! Isn't she just the funniest girl around?! Oh my Maker.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little /dag/ thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" greasy Solas face, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about how the humans control Thedas and we should kill everyone who isn't bald or elven. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic pro elf NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "MUH FEN'HAREL KILL ALL DHOINE" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little woman laughing in the dark by herself as she prepares to indulge in the same old dance that she's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>/meg/ doesn't die for once
>it's because their shitposter was up all night bumping it
>>146081093
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shem? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Gender Studies undergrad course, and I’ve been involved in numerous elf oppression tumblrs, and I have over 30 PoC elf OC's. I am trained in oppression dynamics and I’m the top elf rights activist in the BSN. You are nothing to me but just another shitlord. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this image board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of squirrels across the Mahakam mountains and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in magic, but I have access to the entire armory of the Vrihedd brigade and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, dh'oine.
>>146081687
Why do we even have two generals this is ridiculous
>>146082079
Because no one on either side wants to merge
>>146082079
Because /meg/ is a namefag circlejerk and /dag/ is the /s4s/ of /vg/
>>146082079
They don't want to associate with the DA side of Biogen.
>>146082832
I don't want to associate with elf-haters either but nobody listens to my wishes...
>>146081984
Nice one
>>146083124
Rude!
>two expansions later and Keira is still the cutest Witcherfu
Fucking Lambert
>sacrifice the council
>Udina breaks into a machiavellian rant about human superiority and goals justifying the means
They should have just used this guy in place of TIM
>>146083820
>Yen
>sadfu
>Shani
>Anarietta
>Ciri
>Saskia
>>146084458
Ciri is NOT a waifu!!!
>>146084564
>implying
>>146076278
Pretty good.
>>146083820
I'm gonna cum in Keira while Lambert cums in me!
>>146083820
Sadfu is the best and olgierd deserves suffering
>>146085801
no cucking allowed
>>146085801
Blame Gaunter O'Dimm.
https://secure.static.tumblr.com/4c1a3525a7fc4c0684a88599cd20093a/r3xwopp/5D4o38n2e/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_f2unavz3o34scko0s00g0s8co_640.jpg
>>146086082
>Blame someone who just did his job
lmeo
Master Mirror is merely a reflection of the evil in men. Olgierd is evil, treated his waifu like shit and cannot be forgiven! !
Reminder that the best punishment for Olgierd is letting him live
>>146086267
...
>>146086267
Hey, at least it's not gay shit.
>>146086456
Oh, Tulparius...
>>146086654
It's been ages...
want to h*** h***** with false erimond...
I'm gonna eat Liara for dinner!!!
>>146089618
Umm you better not
>>146089730
fried...
>>146089824
forgot image
>>146089975
DELETE
>>146090129
With a squeeze of lemon...
>>146090282
Liara is not a foodstuff! She's not for eating!!!
>>146090502
But she tastes lovely!
>>146090574
ENOUGH!!!
>>146090731
Fine... I guess I'll just have leftovers...
Hey /dag/, is there a way for me to get this throne?
>>146093017
That looks like an altar of sorts tho.
>>146088986
>want to herd horses with false erimond...
Whoah, stop right there, man.....tfw searching for some random screenshot to post after writing this and actually finding one that fits
>>146093017
Try jumping
>>146093452
holding with both hands...
>>146094770
...my penis...
AthleticHandyIndri
>>146093017
Is Inquisitor supposed to sit there chained?With these shackles on the legs?
I'm gonna buy Liara an engagement ring...!
>>146095550
You and what army?
>>146095395
Cumshot technology is progressing at an amazing rate
>>146095616
No army... just my undying love...
>>146095395
Nick...
>>146095523
Well I'm sold! How DO I get into that??
Mom?
MOM!!!
Thom?
THOM!!!
>>146093017
that inquisitor....
. . .
>>146096209
Nick is fucking dead.
Steel for humans...
Kissesfor elflovers...
>>146102959
Hehehe... nope!
>>146103864
I see...
Managed to submit this as post 501 over on /v/.
Fuck that.
Figured you fags might get a kick out of it.
>>/v/342151726
>>/v/342151985
>Son (actually it's your brother) is an asshole dictator that ignores everyone and does what he wants
>The majority of what he wants happens to be in the best interests of the dwarven people
>He's still a massive, petty, back-biting snake
>Old fag is in every respect a traditionalist
>Listens to those around him, is an honorable motherfucker, but is paralyzed by his respect for old rules & basically preserves the deteriorating status quo
>Relatively, an incompetent ass
Probably would have gone with Behlen over Harrowmont, even if he was too petty/insecure to continue golem production.
But then my warden was a dwarf noble.
>Behlen personally ruined his name and tried to commit double-fratricide
>This put his father into a horrible depression, which he died from
>And to top it off, his loyal friend & bodyguard had to become a dirty surface trader to survive
And then he found out he had a son.
It was then a choice between his dishonorable-but-clever brother, with whom he had a death-grudge, who would 'protect' his son by keeping him as a hostage & slipping the warden into his back pocket, Or Harrowmont, the honorable-but-stupid fuck that would genuinely protect his son, even adopt him into his own house, and would endeavor to clear his name just because it's the right thing to do.
That made it a lot easier to side with Harrowmont and put an end to the sibling squabble.
Also,
>following tradition is the 'bad' route for dwarves
No nigga. No SJWs on the throne. Respect your forefathers or get out.
. . .
>>146104627
Official /dag/ response:
Behlen make dwarves great again
Harrowmontfags G T F O
>>146105427
I've never played as a dorf noble, but as I recall, the /dag/ consensus was that Harrowmont makes more sense if you do the dorf noble start
>>146083820
>>146085301
>he doesnt know Keira is based on the face of a tranny working at CDPR
>>146105642
Uh we at /dag/ are very tolerant of alternate lifestyle choices.
>>146105642
Fucking dropped
>>146105748
speak for yourself degenerate
>>146105642
Keira looks much more femine tho.
>>146105823
Shut the fuck up?
>>146105938
Get the fuck out?
>>146105938
Fuck off you sick degenerate fuck. We're all really sick of people like you
>>146105748
Ummm...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAHvLAJ-5aQ
>>146106061
>>146106202
Someone needs a hug
>>146105748
UM?!
Transgenderism is NOT a choice...
>>146106287
Take your filthy hands off me.
>>146106428
No it's a mental illness, that could easily be fixed with meds and therapy instead of butchering your body
>>146106481
Someone needs a big sloppy kiss!
>>146106580
Eeeeeew
>>146105905
not really >>146106470
>>146106898
Oh please.
>>146107093
still very manly, and in game trumps concept art
I'm gonna suck Keira's shriveled dick!
>>146106713
When's this game coming to PS4... the console version was announced two years ago...
>>146107185
Just an average european womansup inquisition.
Kreia...
>>146107329
You know whether you hate trans or love trans we at /dag/ can all agree on one thing console kiddies can fuck off
>>146107329
Just play it on PC, m8
>>146107704
Where did you get Andromeda?! It doesn't come out for like a year!!!
