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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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First for memes
stop forcing your shitty hat faggot
>>145459597
id?
do you have anyone in mind?
nth for first
also come to trash
>>>/trash/3455402
>>145462031
I just used the same hat from the last thread for fun. I have no love for the Air Raider
COMPETITIVE
>>145462225
what are they looking at
>>145462307
pictures of scout's mom
>>145462463
why
fucking perverts
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/76561198125327740
>//<
death cums
okay
*bends over*
O ;ile yhe sor taifrt nut yje hlassrs sre yoo djony
hahahh ypu are so randyumm xD LOL!
o fpmy imfrtdysmf :v
Is the new ranked mode any good? I've never really been into 6s.
Get a job, ya fucking bums
Daily reminder that this should be deleted
>>145464963
there are ranks but its not ranked
imo just wait till the next mm update
sops :3
soap
HOW the FUCK does HEAVY carry THIS
with his hands
He's pretty strong.
i want heavy's big strong cock inside me
>>145466069
He doesn't carry one THAT size.
>>145465216
why?
Anyone tried Romevision on MvM?
>>145467026
yes
kinda cool
>>145466990
it's just an artstyle autist
nevermind him
>>145467026
I have it, it looks cool
>>145466990
Because it looks like fucking shit
>>145465216
It's literally a mascot set
What mercenary would last the longest?
>>145465216
literally meme shit
>>145467980
Clearly, you mean in a fight. It'd be Heavy since he's a tank that can self heal
Like Roadhog
>tfw Valve held behind the rest of the Airdog set so they could make the weight room warmer multi-class
>>145468672
heavy's self healing is way slower than roadhog's tho
copilot > barnstormer > airdog
objective opinions
no hats > everything else
Post soldiers.
>>145469292
yeah
more classes
with more extreme strengths and weakness
>>145470450
I have been trying to quit smoking. This is my 3rd day.
I can feel my mind escaping me.
Where's the
> niggers
> niggers
Gun? It's been like 2 months
>tfw u have enough money to buy a super computer but cant because you travel a lot and buyin a high tier laptop is retarded and too expensive
i just wanna see ragdolls, eyes, face expressions and gibs again :/
>>145472941
>literally killing urslf a bit everyday
2 bad morons like u fall for peer presure. i for instance will outlive any smoker
feels good desu famalam
don't reply to bait and good luck quitting, stay strong
>>145474117
>le no replyin fag
seriously when will u die
lel look at le me i le dont le reply XD i am so le new this is le new epin meme stay tuned for le epin more le no replying posts XD
>>145473738
wow you just eat up the shit the media feeds you dont u lol
why are you so upset
>>145474317
what tf does that mean? u mean u dont believe smokin causes cancer?
i dont believe no one is moronic enough to start smokin on their own. if they are they are a waste of air.
>>145475009
mmmmm im loving this shit the media feeds mmmm so tasty
As Medic, it is better to focus on generally healing your team or pocket 2-3 people? I generally try to do the former but people always bitch when I stop pocketing them to heal someone that is dying/low on health.
Where's the
> hood
Where's the
> hood
Where's the
> hood
At? Have that nigga in the cut, where the wood at? Oh, them niggas acting up?!? Where the wolves at? You better bust that if you go'n pull that
videogames
>>145475190
press tab for your heal priority list
NEVER waste healing on bottom fraggers unless there are literally no other options
>>145475246
tfw always topscore but medics never pocket me because i don't use hats
>my team when I play medic and decide to go for some sick ubersaw frags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMgmvamGc2k
>>145475098
>makes claim
>doesnt provide proof
top kek have fun at mcdonalds. hope tyrone gives u full time soon :P
>>145476247
i forgot to say play conch soldier only
yes i am a faggot
>>145476679
im a multimillionaire lol
>>145476895
>multimillionaire
>cant make coherent arguments
liar liar pants on fire
id/mineepic
>tfw you dropped the shittiest footprint in the game Violet Violent in that halloween event and all the footprint all-class hats for sale are too expensive for you
>>145476794
waht do you mean
I've started to suck again in tf2.
what is going on.
>>145476994
you cant either
im suck
>>145477095
git go0d
Post engineers now
thread has been too dead lately
because tf2 is dead
>>145479057
>Le no replyin faggot strikes again
can u get aids plz? ur dead will not affect anyone in particular specially ur family
see post number 145474513
Spy's Revolver is the least accurate weapon in the game, then Spy is automatically the most difficult class.
you must be new here
post yfw elliott got cancer
man fuck elliott
mfw because i don't know who elliott is
>>145479592
lol fag
check dubs tho
>>145480147
huh I guess no one but newbie newfags go on here now
bye
what
what dubs
>>145480301
>expecting you're gonna be engraved in tf2g history forever
lol fuck off
Hey /tf2g/ I have 4.33 steambucks wich means I can buy 2 keys, what hats should I get?
>>145480819
buy a game
2 keys is nothing
save up to get something pretty and expensive
>>145480819
Buy me BNW for Civ V
>>145480819
Hold onto it for the Steam Sale
>>145480819
Polar Pullover, paint it Australium Gold
Get all-class sunglasses
3rd slot is a free space
>>145480819
pink executioner
lime marxman
dotsy isn't cute
>>145483106
lol yes i am
why do you keep saying that
>>145483194
you cant say you are cute without proving it, post pic or you are forever ugly
whats a miata and why is it stanced
Google.
>>145480819
open two crates :^))))
>>145483548
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh aaahaha i get it only us old tf2gs from early 2016 know haha
are we talking about cars now
>>145483965
yes
while we are at it rate my new head unit /o/
>>145484313
>>145483965
hey i thought we only had 3 /o/ cross posters
2 of which rarely post with the last being half dead
who.rus
>>145484665
im a literal who desu
i had an amazing play in a pug but the STV demo is jittery as fuck
why doesn't p-rec autorecord in pugchamp anyway ?
dude you don't need p-rec anymore valve implemented automatic demo recording in the game
do you not read the update notes
i read the update notes
i do not like valve's recording tool
you are a tool
>>145484665
pott bless copilots soul,he helped me with the head gasket thing and i ended up saving like $400
the mechanic would have probably raped me too because people till me my body looks pretty feminine
are you kidding
it's literally the same thing but built in the game
it's not replays, it's demos
what can you not like about it??
>>145486195
>till
my tiny girly hands arent the best typers im sorry
>>145486195
post your butt in /trash/ please thank you
>>145486345
post your tiny girly dick
>>145486482
>>145486564
maybe
ill think about it
>>145486856
do not feed doggo chocolate
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/742761244159942656
10 Million players. Who else here is a part of that 10 Million? Or are you one of those 50k shitters who refuse to play OW?
Since you fuckers constantly do it to our threads, Overwatch is 1 million times better :^)
>>145486856
no
you WILL do it, you little slut
i cant afford it
>>145486856
what the fuck is with that hand
Reminder not to reply to Overwatch baitposters.
>>145487212
It's missing a finger. I think it's supposed to be holding her nose closed so they can forcefeed the poor dog some chocolate. Because, y'know, chocolate kills dogs.
Here's hoping asking this won't upset anyone
How much would a Brown Bomber with Value of Teamwork+Violet Violent footprints would be worth right now?
i'm upset
>>145487368
No one pays extra for paints, and they'll try their hardest not to pay extra for spells.
>>145487368
people with hats that are spelled claim it costs a lot because spells are sort of like paint and half of paint price on a hat and stuff
that and spells are untradeable until next halloween so the prices skyrocketed
just try to wait till halloween when the prices drop a little
dont pay more than 3 keys on that hat
also dont expect to easily sell a hat like that
>>145487654
There are no more halloween spells. Last year they all got deleted unless they were already applied or you didn't start TF2. They also removed halloween spell drops last year.
>>145487771
wait really?
i thought they were just made untradeable unless its halloween
way to fuck shit up valve
>>145487314
It's you tf2 fags that are delusionals.
Quotes from my Tf2fag friend who is retarded
>Zenyatta is quick fix and crusaders crossbow
>Lucio is kritzkrieg and quick fix medic
Oh this one is hilarious
>Reindheart is demoknight
>>145487654
>also dont expect to easily sell a hat like that
Yeah I know it's that I want to get rid of it, preferably for another footprint hats
I've been wearing this fucking this since like more than one year, ever since I dropped the spell and used it on the hat, since my retardedness would kill me for not wearing it over another hat without footprints, I just really feel the need to show the praticles off
And the prices for footprint hats are kinda crazy for a poorfag like me to afford without getting a few keys from selling the one I have
>delusional
at least find some new fancier words if you're gonna keep baiting about the same thing forever
>>145487971
I can see the Crossbow comparison. Everything else is stupid
>>145488026
i dont really know either since i had a voodoo juju with headless horseshoes and i didn't have a single reply
once i sold a team spirit footprints crone dome for like 7 keys in items so it was good
i guess you could try to aim for 10 keys and then lower the price when you get a buyer to like 6-8 keys
unless theyre willing to pay the full price, that is
thought i would share this cool recaps/documentaries of the insomnia series of TF2 tournaments
i40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVcY6PrdJ5c LAN Trilogy -bones
i43 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwXrrotAGDI LAN Trilogy -bones
i46 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vquSQD33dmc America vs Europe -extv
i49 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5USIDoZleAk Fragumentary -CUBE & bones
i52 documentary when ?
team fortress 1+1
>>145489993
i32 was awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1itn8XNo5d8
>2fort
>everyone's bad
it was 2007 after all but man... when did people finally realise how bad ctf is in comp ?
>>145490603
CTF in comp isn't bad.
It's like saying basketball, hockey, baseball, football, etc. is bad because the ball is basically the flag.
>>145492404
yes it is bad
its slow and stalematey and impossible without engineers
on top of that, 2fort is probably the worst ctf map in existence
Say that I want to buy a Marxman. What color should I paint it?
*is sad*
>>145492573
Anything that can pass as a realistic hair color.
>>145492541
>tfw half of your 1.4k tf2 hours are on 2fort
I know it's horrifying but I can't leave that map, it's too comfy and the other maps I like the most are only played on valve servers wich suck
>>145492541
2fort being bad is different from CTF being bad.
>>145493020
but ctf is bad
name one good ctf map that wouldn't stalemate out super hard
>>145493649
doublecross
sawmill
>>145493649
>name one good ctf map that wouldn't stalemate out super hard
What's wrong with games taking more than 5 minutes?
Real athletes spend literal hours out on the field per game. Why can't e-sports babies spend more than 5 minutes playing a game?
>>145492696
what's on your mind
>>145493731
sawmill is koth, you retard
>>145494497
You're a funny guy, I like you.
i like my tf2gfu
>>145494637
thank u
>>145492573
Buy my Marxman.
>>145494391
>caring about what human thinks
he's probably sad because his bf went to take a shit and he couldn't talk to him for 2 minutes
>>145493837
>Comparing e-sports to real life sports
>"""""""""e-sports""""""""""
>>145493837
>5 minutes
confirmed for never playing ctf competitively. I don't blame you, it's very unattractive and unpopular for any player that has... well played the game
>mfw i think of human hurting
>>145494959
I am going to keep comparing them as long as they call themselves e-sports.
Every time some e-sports wannabe whines about how games take "too long" or whatever, I am going to bring up how real life athletes spend more time on one play than e-sports kids do in one game. Besides, even back in the UT and Quake days where the flag can be instantly reset, comp CTF games never took that long. TF2 has it easy.
>>145493837
>2 hours of teams trying to push into the intel room until the enemy defense squad makes a mistake
>Repeat 2-5 additional times
how to make ctf competitive:
>limit engineers to 0
y/n
>>145492404
it has nothing to do with those sports what are you talking about
one of the big problems is the long timer, that can be reset if anyone just touches the intel
still going to be shite
what if there were 2 groups of a med, a soldier and a scout each per team, one group defending their intel and the other trying to get the enemy's
tf2 is not built to be a ctf game
you cant possibly be that strict with rules
like what if the soldier dies then the med and scout retreat and bring back with them the soldier and another med and beat ever defence
it just doesnt work
what am i built to be
did anything of importance happen at e3
did valve announce anything
i killed a soldier and he said 'fucking pyro mains' and i felt sad because i was playing pyro
thanks for reading my blog and if you want to see more be sure to like and subscribe
>thing of importance
thats subjective
>did valve announce anything
no
most of the things we discuss here are subjective, you are free to express your subjective take on it
*dislikes*
hehhehhh im such a troll l xD
do you dislike me
HELL yes
>>145497321
I once killed an engineer and he complained about sticky spam. I just ignored him.
hell oh
>>145498312
I once killed a soldier with the huntsman and he complained about lucky kills and spam
as soldier in a pub
i once dominated 6 people on pl_badwater with a 40:2-ish KDR and [You were voted off.]
i once KILLED
i LOVE killing
post yfw you KILL
>>145498601
>i LOVE killing
me too!
>>145498601
too bad you are a 450 hours potato
>mfw checking the scoreboard after i FRAG
>>145498601
I am the best person in pvp
>>145499097
I am the best person in pvp and bed
get owned
>>145499467
I am the best person in pvp and bed and life and your mom
get countered
>>145499654
I am the best person in pvp and bed and life and your mom and your sister
get ownedx2
>>145498601
>>145499849
poor cat
i am actually better than all of these nerds at pvp and bed
better luck next time kiddos
>>145499829
i dont have sister lol IDIOT not well played at all...
>>145499958
mge me..
Why is the god damn banana hat 13 keys?
I dont want to pay 30 fucking bucks to look like Moonman
>>145500793
Artificial rarity.
shut up dotsy
slut up dotsy
suit up dotsy
>>145500793
Then don't
>>145501767
Im not going to
:r
:*)
>>145500793
You don't need to be a vocally secret racist
Anyone else having trouble connecting?
Could it mean something good???
>rushing heavy med combo with 2 hp and escape plan
>cute boy
>like the heavy from tf2
uhh
>>145503741
i said he's physically fit
>>145503805
a fitness thing to be a cute boy won't help you be physically fit like the heavy from tf2
it will help you be a cute boy
it should be pretty clear
>>145503916
post the damn picture already
it should be illegal for boys to be cute
>>145504113
boys become men, to fight for america
god bless america
cuteness is degeneracy
dotsy isn't cute
my tf2gfu says i'm normal
>>145504323
Unreliable testimony, being that they are also from tf2g.
>>145501284
>>145501515
>>145501632
>>145504263
>I HATE DOTSY SO MUCH GUYS LET ME KEEP TALKING ABOUT HER
>>145504374
oh
:x
>>145504412
>her
>>145504412
i don't hate dotsy, he's just not cute
>>145504412
dotsy you aren't cute
>>145504548
we did it m8
>>145503673
The Heavy isn't a cuteboy.
Being a flabby femboy isn't cute, by the way.
>>145504918
t. fujoshi neet underweight mentally handicapped "girl"
>>145504548
is that what happened in orlando yesterday
>win round
>get highest killstreak
>was only market gardening the entire match
that's because nobody on your team had a killstreak weapon
not impressive
>>145505180
I'm curious.
What is your reasoning for a ""girl"" (ie a man pretending to be a woman) finding it disgusting when men pretend to be women?
>>145505548
I once topscored using only the stock Fire Axe. Pubs are crazy.
>>145505894
t. dotsy
>>145505894
I think you misunderstood my question, but okay.
You're all degenerates, ya fucking morons
>>145506071
but my tf2gfu said i'm normal
@145506071
do you think i'd ever give you a reply?
>>145505894
>deleting the post out of shame for misunderstanding a question
i think that was actually dotsy
>>145505971
>>145506063
>>145506297
I didn't delete it, it was reported, nor am I dotsy.
>>145506071
says the mexican autist obsessed with being perceived as a normie among a group of the most autistic individuals on the entire board, people he doesn't even like and people who don't even like him because no one like him except for himself, god i hate you so fucking much viva why won't you leave
>>145506428
yeah because mods always act THAT fast
also yo would've been banned
and stop pretending you're not dotsy, it's silly
"i'm not dotsy" -dotsy
>>145506615
I was literally warned, they warned me for making the post about the heavy, not that one.
>>145506593
classic dotsy
145506593
this kid is PISSED
shuckle is my friend and i think those posts were shuckle i would not be mean to them
>>145506703
that was not me
>>145506703
am i really that much like dotsy, people keep comparing me to him whenever i say shit like that
>>145506868
it's a meme because dotsy always denies being himself when he gets called out
>>145506868
you sperg out just like him
Is it still easy to be an EU demoman now that numlocked and kaidus don't play? What's the most promising demo in main/top-high ?
>>145507021
only about viva. and the danger shield, but at least that can be fixed. the fact that i potentially live in the same fucking hemisphere as viva makes me angry.
>>145507042
>EU Mostly Muslim
>best at black bomb man
potery
>>145507042
meant to say prem not main
>>145507042
why do people jump over and over again while playing
>>145507151
the only black demo i know in europe is Nas boii
>>145507206
harder to hit by snipers for example
or maybe just out of nervousness in important matches
>>145507373
nas boii is shit and toxic
Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Tuesday :)
>>145507419
yes hes shit
but toxic? never seen him being toxic (yet?)
he just tilts really hard
a lot of EU demos do
>>145507151
>>EU Mostly Muslim
um
>>145507634
well his toxicity comes with his tilt
and he tilts over anything
>>145507710
dont reply, he has his "LUL american" glasses on
>>145507793
>twitch chat memes
disgusting
>>145507839
you are not me
KAIDUS COME BACK
T______T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyf-ywZZ1O8
