/vg/ guilds:
US:
<No Fun Allowed> @ Illidan (Horde)
<RIP in Peace> @ Sargeras (Alliance)
EU:
N/A
/wowg/ battletag friends list:
pastebin.com/tkyh3F4C
(Rarely used or updated)
General Resources:
wowhead.com
mmo-champion.com
battle.net/wow/en/game/
wow.gamepedia.com/Portal:Main
warcraftpets.com/wow-pets/index/
WoW Token Price:
wowtoken.info
Old Thread: >>143738480
First for I'm lonely
Second for femdead
>>143826301
Tbh, the only people I've never talked to or played with are the people from wowg that added me and never said a word to me.
>>143826743
Hi, I'm panda. What's your name?
Rålph is such a queermo. Y'all see him trying to ride best warlock's dick in discord? Mad sad, yo.
Don't forget to cuddle a Worgen today, /wowg/! :3
>>143826992
>female orc
>dick
Sorry, i am a male panda entry only
>>143827101
do you ever miss runeheal
>only cool mail set to have been released in many decades
>it's shaman only
i know huntards deserve almost everything they have coming to them, but this is a cruel injustice
and they're getting buffed immensely because they're now being written as thrall 2.0 and chris metzen isn't going to ignore that
>>143827197
Do I ever
>>143827452
>not being able to eat 2 burgers+chips in one sitting
What are you? A girl?
>>143827452
>not being able to eat 2 burgers+chips in one sitting
What are you? A girl?
>desperate samefag hour
lmbo
>>143827452
I can, because I'm not fucking 12, I choose not to.
>>143827452
Is that a fucking laptop? What in God's good name?
Do you ever have to turn your AC on an stick a fan in front of it? You build an aluminum stand for it to soak up all the heat from the case? Like, who the hell uses a laptop to play WoW of Warcraft at this point in the AC era? Goddamn. No wonder you're so terrible at this game - you've only got the 8 frames a second to stand on. There are tree houses with more frames than you're getting with that mundane garbage. How do you shitpost so much and play the game at the same time? Or does this just explain all the shitposting, because your craptop can't handle a video game and a browser at the same time? It's fucked. It's all fucked and it tells me far too much about you. Oh, no, I get it. You use it when you sit in Starbucks to pick up fat dudes, right? Got it. Those easy lays just love it when you pretend to be a gaymer while shitposting here of all places. Go somewhere else. Do something else. Stop using a laptop while pretending to play this game.
Fuck.
I have $0.88 in my bank account and I'm getting very irritable and sad from not eating.
will someone order me a pizza :(
>>143828134
But nobody's mentioned Icycrits yet
>>143828249
one extra-large pepperoni coming right up :^)
while we're at it, do you need your pool cleaned as well?
>>143828249
Sure, friend. Post your adress.
>>143828249
why do you only have $0.88 in your bank account?
>>143828195
>alienware 18
I got it fully upgraded 2 years ago and it still plays everything without an issue, was worth the 4k :3
And because my job is international i travel a lot, so a desktop is not an option
>You use it when you sit in Starbucks to pick up fat dudes, right
That gave me ideas, do you think many chubby gay wow panda players are there? I love their mocha frappucino but that's it.
>>143828327
he's too busy jerking it to Mercy to bother with wowshit
>>143828346
501 E Virginia Way Apt 67
Barstow, CA
92311
>>143828485
Sent ;)
>>143828387
>toons
u mean characters u fukin fag stop naming things after ur autistic bf
>>143828451
I work at a Starbucks and can confirm, every time someone brings their laptop in and starts playing WoW it's always a male pandaand it's always an Alliance male panda
>>143828485
Is this Icy's address?
>>143828356
Because my dentist lied to me and charged me 200$ more than I was told and my job that I lost hasn't given me my final paycheck after 2 months
I have cereal crumbs and a half a lemon left to eat
rov3r#11542
feel free to send me in-game hugs maybe that will compensate for my dying body
>>143828485
I've driven though Barstow before
what an awful place
>>143828786
>feel free to send me in-game hugs maybe that will compensate for my dying body
I can give you more than hugs.
>>143828786
>lose job
>take 2 months to find a new one
The fuck are you doing you dumb nignog? Go get a job instead of trying to garner pity from 4chan. Also have fun getting 10 pizzas with no sauce or cheese to your house with "pay with cash" selected, you absolute fucking retard.
>>143829125
I do have a new job, I won't get a firs tpaycheck for 3 weeks though.
>>143829125
>He thinks that guy posted the address.
>He thinks the apartment isn't empty getting renovated.
>>143829471
It's Icy's address, blueno finally posted it.
>>143829719
It's my old address you crippled gaymo.
so I quit a few months ago and I've got that niggling feeling that I want to come back
is the game fun yet or is it still just a waste of money?
>>143829890
Just do it, no balls.
>>143829890
Wait till prepatch, unless you want to farm old content for gold/xmog/mounts
>>143829943
any idea when the pre patch is coming?
>>143827249
No, hunter should just be taken out along with rogue.
Should I stay Brewmaster or invest time speccing into Windwalker?
>>143829818
Who.ru?
>>143830154
from what im reading brewmaster is going to be garbage in legion so stay ww.
>>143830058
same time it comes everytime. pinky
>>143830225
Best Warlock
>>143830238
That makes me very sad.
I'll miss Drunken Boxing.
>>143828691
>Tfw have a need to go to Starbucks now
>>143830462
WW's garbage too. The entire class is garbage.
>>143830649
Right now, or in Legion?
Regardless, I love fist fighting classes and I found Monk to be pretty fun. Especially BM.
>>143830826
In Legion. The ability pruning's totally gutted them.
>>143830887
fuck
Nothing viable at all?
No Damage?
Utility?
Post butt
>>143830812
what are those sluts doing?
>11:30 pm on a sunday night
>bored as hell and dont want to do anything
>been sitting in my garrison afking pretty much all day
What do?
>>143831298
We can have some fun in your garrison if you want.
>>143831271
Exposing butt.
>>143831202
>>143831393
But why? Going into battle like that seems really inconvenient.
>>143831298
3s
>>143831393
By the HOLY LIGHT!
>EU:
>N/A
what happened
>>143831364
Maybe if you buy me dinner first.
>>143831503
I don't know anyone to do 3s with.
>>143831364
Sure I guess, but I don't have any of the holiday decorations!
>>143831610
You aren't me
Why do people love asmongold when he's a filthy hypocrite?
>wow doesn't have any community, people are jerks
>contributes to the bad community to WoW and is a asshole himself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPejnXO5APc
>>143831741
>Sure I guess, but I don't have any of the holiday decorations!
Fine with me. Not like I would see much with my face shoved in the sheets.
>>143831741
Group finder!
>>143831536
pls respond
>>143828249
nigga couldn't decide between a hammer and a sword so he glued them both together or what?
>>143832105hi Incestral
>>143831298
Buy Overwatch.Get really mad at Overwatch.
I fixed it wowg theres no green anymore
>>143832035
Woah, I don't know how to feel about lewd stuff. Also I don't think there are any sheets, but there are some bear skin rugs.
>>143832105
I don't feel confident enough in my abilities to play with randoms and do good. Last time I did any "serious" arena was 3.2.0 (I arena'd in mop sometimes but never tried for anything and just did 2s to cap).
>>143832276
Hello ^~^
>>143832413
>Woah, I don't know how to feel about lewd stuff. Also I don't think there are any sheets, but there are some bear skin rugs.
Well, you can make up your mind on how you feel about it.
And for all I care we can do it in the snow, on your mission table, wherever.
>>143832413
>Horde
Oh, nevermind
>>143832324
>You will never meme it up in memewatch with Icy
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>143832527
Give me a name to whisper then.
>>143832527
Woah why do I never get lewds like this asking to come to my garrison
>>143832552
I can level an alliance and get to the level 1 garrison in like an hour, if you want. Like I said, I'm bored to tears, I'd do anything right now even if it's for lewd stuff with some random man in /wowg/.
Speaking of ninjaing, if you put "nothing reserved" only in the LFG group and never type it in raid chat, you're good right?
>>143832608icy#1568
>>143832584
Sorry, only G A M E R G O D S can apply to play with us.I'm shit at this game, and you can play with us anytime. Just add me.
>>143832324
>telling people to buy that garbage game
fuck off shill
>Playing over watch when this skin isn't available
>>143832883
>THE Icycrits
>Shit at a game
Come now, don't be modest
>>143833030
>needing a game to cater to your autist fetish to be enjoyable
>>143833098
Well, I can't lie... I am THE world's best offensive Torbjorn.
>>143833240
That's 5 more Zaryas than should ever exist in this world
>>143833240
>all those thick Zarya's
unf
>>143833240
I still can't believe that fucking Torbjorn game
>>143832413
The good news is you don't gotta be good to have fun. Just dive in
>>143831298
Welp, all the suggestions were shit. Thanks /wowg/, time to afk some more.
wow general mumble info?
>>143833584
Stop lying to the poor guy bear. Shit arena players won't have any fun, you only have fun because you and pozy are both good. Good enough to even carry ralph to 2k.
hey guys
just getting back into wow want to level a few characters before legion so I can have a few options as to what I want to play end game when the patch hits
I'm on Sargeras - is it even worth it to join the /vg/ guild? Do y'all actually do shit anymore? Or should I just join another active 25 guild
>>143833738
>you only have fun because you and pozy are both good
>>143833896
I was more or less just talking about bear carrying you. Only mentioned pozy because he's in that screenshot.
>>143833584
>I don't feel confident enough in my abilities to play with randoms and do good.
you and me both buddy
Just getting back into the game for Legion. I quit during vanilla. Can someone catch me up? This game looks super duper different and it's terribly nerve wracking looking at all these buttons. The starting area seems a lot more helpful than it used to be. I'm liking the flow of it. What's all the lore like? Please explain in full, unrestrained detail over several posts.
>>143833705
This got a good laugh out of me.
>>143833738
>>143833776
I'm not so sure about that one. Even when we're on characters with no gear and we both suck at our roles (jk at Pozy though, he Saving Graces like a champ), we still manage to have fun in the worst bracket
Just go at it, you can do it and the worst that can happen is you don't have fun and in that case, you can just stop :D
>>143834093
I recognize this gamer god's eyes
>>143833705
>Icy
>Guild
lmbooo
Hey, y'all cotton-pickin' diddly dandy doos. My name's Rustle, as in Rustle Me Up Some O'That Boy Booty. *wink* I'm lookin' for a good home for myself and my partner. We gone bring the party real hardy, iffin ya sniff my drift.
Add me: icy#1568
That you senpai?
>>143834551
Don't worry, he's going to start his own EPIC Mythic raiding guild in legion!!!!despite having no mythic bosses from this expansion or the last killed
>>143834543
>implying bear hasn't met ppl who can feel bad and not have fun even after winning a match due to personal lack of skill capped performance
You know, that thing that you have so your main concern is gear.
>>143834543
>jump in
>when you don't know anything
>when you don't know what to do
>when you lack knowledge about comps
Hmmmm, not everyone is an ultra God tier skill capped person bear ;^)
1-2 Duelyst
3-4 Cata raids
5-6 Practice bass
7-9 Go to bed
0 Kill myself
>>143834970
the best way to learn is to do
>>143835003
how do
>>143834989
you should kill yourself anyways desu
>>143834780
>>143834970
Wise pan once say, "You cannot truly know someone until you fight them. Meditate on this"
>>143835003
Good point
Have 1000 matches where nobody talks or knows, sure you will learn many things but it won't be FUN at all, you ll actually have to power through all it which is depressing and NOT FUN
>>143835058
Probably should, it was close enough right?
I am one with feelings.
Cast from my family for gayness.
Yet together with society.
# a sign of our times, Amanda Bynes.
1 thing goes through my mind -"
5 fingers and toes,
6 dicks and
8 chodes..."
>>143835039
go do
https://youtu.be/Zd4nBAQShLk?t=68
>>143831487
Butt gives the best stats.
>>143835238
i miss her...
>>143835151
If you don't find enjoyment in skill curves then perhaps multiplayer games aren't for you
Giving away free runs through Stockades, 12g
>>143835669
Oh wow another generic looking human female posting screenshots with no armor on how exciting.
>>143836251
That price is too fair. You after a low drop or something?
>filters are only bad if they're filtering me
lmbo
>>143836835
>reminder that ralph uses his own filters to get rid of shitposting copypastas
>>143836835
>Mememoop finally posts.
>>143836915
Wut? Why would I filter anything in wowg, it is all hilarious.
Expect when >male playing female start talking about women things, then I just ignore it because it is boring.
>Panda discord
https://discord.gg/0zzt4Q9RAOhfmFHy
Never 4get
>>143832035
How about I invade your garrison andpin you to the wallasI start stripping you bare while your followers watch in horror,unable to do anything as Iravage your body with no concern to your well being and endlessly cum inside you. Bending your will with my cock.
>>143837472
Horde or Alliance?
>>143837548
Well the person I was replying to was apparently alliance, but I have both.
>>143837472
>when you can tell someone is a garbage tier RPer from a single post
pottery
>>143837971
>implying I would try to seriously rp with some gutter slut in a public thread
I want to use them as a pump and dump and never talk to them again.
>>143837971
It wasn't even that bad compared to most people in the discord. Like when someone was erping in the old discord a few days ago (before it got deleted). It was full of spelling/grammatical mistakes, cringy shit you'd only hear in a 90s porno, and was very poorly written.
Have any EU anons here seen the Warcraft movie yet?
If so, how was it?
>>143838545
well yeah but that's like trying to go to an RP server and ERP with all the 12 year olds that do "school" and "cat" RPs. It's a whole new level of autism.
>>143839116
Fuck off, don't ever set a fucking foot in my city
>>143839116
Please stay away from my city I enjoy not having the little sun we get blocked out by fat rolls.
>>143839241
>>143839242
>being proud of living in seattle
Just as bad as commiefornia
>>143839241
>>143839242
>These anons can't wait to get some Greek yogurt with Ralph
Playing coy won't help you win Ralph's heart
>>143839414
I'm not proud of it but we need less hamplanet liberal scum here, not more.
>>143839518
Don't forget, I am an exclusive sub bottom panda
>trump wins
>ralph immediately cancels his plans to move to the US
one more reason to vote for the don lads
>>143839473
>where you go out for a day and don't return needing a big bath because of the ridiculously hot sun.
It's not because it's hot, it's because you're a fat shit.
>ralph is greek
and here I thought he couldn't get any worse
>>143839801
Have you been living under a rock for the past 6 months?
>>143839864
Protip: when you're a obese shit being in cold weather isn't going to keep your fat ass from sweating. You'll just end up being cold and sweaty instead of moderately warm and sweaty.
>>143839864
You'll be dead before you hit 40, whatever.
>filling fell out like 2 weeks ago
>noticed a real bad cavity in one of my teeth
>no dental insurance
What the fuck do I do?
>>143839801
>he doesn't know about the indictment
>>143840372
>he believes in democracy and laws I n this world
How does it feel to be a cuck XD?
>>143840443
>>he believes in democracy and laws I n this world
literally why it's called president and not dictator for life, you illiterate retard
>>143840801
if you don't want rules and all the other trappings of civilization then you can go back to smearing shit on your face in the African savannah
WHERE ARE THE BGS? DID OVERMEME STEAL THE BG CROWD?
>>143834039
Source?
I wanna murder in PVP, do tons of old content and cheev whore, and still be useful in raids. What class should I main?
Have a DK, Warrior, Pally, Lock, Priest, Hunter, Shaman
Does anyone want to do anything in game?
>>143841775
>I wanna murder in PVP
Like in BGs and stuff? Warrior and Lock are both really good because Executes and Chaos Bolts
>do tons of old content and cheev whore
Doesn't really matter, all non-raid content is mindlessly solo-able these days.
>and still be useful in raids
All of them except Shaman fit the bill!
>>143842307
I'm gonna gear up my holy pally on horde, wanna come?
>>143842852
Through bgs or what?
raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaptoooooooooors
>>143843230
Probably too shit then, sorry.
>queue as dps
>instant queues
>queue with tank
>5 minutes and counting
>>143842852
>tfw haven't really tried leveling a horde character since tbc
>all those horde only toys
What race, /wowg/???
>>143844020
Middle looks the best
>wowdb
>>143844020
>horde only toys
like what? from cata questing or something?
>>143844305
There's a bunch from Horde only quests and Horde only factions. They count towards the Toy total as their own and I'm inching close to the Crashin' Thrashin' title
>>143843731
what level you nigg
some levels are overstocked with tanks because of memetards levelling through dungeons and only dungeons
how shitty of an idea is it to go arms right now?
I also hear it's bad for legion, Im leveling a warrior right now, but I want to go arms so badly. Prot currently, cause instaqueuw dungeonsp
>>143844558
Arms doesn't seem too bad for Legion. Its PvE rotation is a little brain dead but if PvP is your thing you might enjoy it
>>143843443
O-O-O-Okay
>>143844020
The goblin
>>143844558
>>143844698
Lol arms is terrible in PvP right now, you will get dunked on in bgs unless you have a dedicated pocket healer
Am i cute?
>>143844698
It's pretty much universally recognized that Arms is useless for Legion PvP.
>>143844758
>>143844850
Fuck
I just want to mortal strike
I even saw windfury totem was back
>>143844817
Sluts aren't cute
>>143844758
Is that warrior always?
Arms is pretty fun in arena just overly simple and boring,band legion seems to just reinforce that,ni be seen some 1 million mortal crits
>>143844020
Femgobbo dk with the white skin optionIt's my fetish.
>>143845083
Oh :(
>>143845094
Sure, but it's worse for Arms in Legion than it is now and definitely worse than Fury. Of course, stuff is still being changed a lot, so don't put too much stock in beta.
>>143845224
Don't listen to him, I think you're a cute slut.
>>143845296
Oh thank you~
>Kind of burnt on PVP
>Want to join this one RP guild
>Too awkward to pm an officer
Just kill me, senpai
>>143845617
Just do it. If you aren't used to it it's never not gonna be awkward. If you shy away from every awkward moment you will never beat your shyness.
>>143844718
>>143845206
>>143844198
Why do the DK lightbulb eyes have to look so especially bad on goblins, it's making this harder than than it needs to be
>musclegirl orc
>cute gob
>trolls with their great and easily workable aesthetics
I don't know if I can do this
>>143845807
Do the troll or you will regret it
>>143845698
I've been complimented on my RP numerous times throughout multiple games but I always feel as though I'm awful at it. It gets me really nervous about joining these types of guilds. I'll wait until the one guy gets back on and I'll message him, might as well.
>>143844850
... oh. Well there goes that idea.
>>143845617
You can do it, we all believe in you! I know first-hand how hard it can be, but you might have fun.
>>143845807
White gobbo! Extremely pale shortstacks, yesss. If only they had red eyes instead.
>>143845860
Don't listen to this fag, femgob can utilize the best of plate boots, including the starting boots being the greatest black open-toe.
>>143846158
Don't listen to this fag. All shitskins are extremely homicidal. All yellow skins are extremely suicidal.
>them meme swords
of course its a banda
>>143846389
Being white is a mental illiness
Prove me wrong, you cant!
would playing on a latin server help me in learning spanish?
i want to learn another language, and since i play wow all the time i thought it might work. i planned on leveling a character on a br server for the sole purpose of camping rares but i think the hues would be too much to handle
>>143847114
allahu akbar, victory or death, fellow warrior of the horde
>>143847276
Sorry, I only Taran Zhu akbar, I am anti religion :D
My fuckin foot wont stop itching, fuuuck
>>143847364
>Shado-Pan
>literal worshippers of animal gods
ralph in charge of not being a colossal hypocrite
>>143847804
>gods
>August celestials
Person who has no idea about lore in charge of an accurate definition me
Who /MaybeLeavingTheirMainOfYearsBecauseLegionIsFuckingStupid/ here?
Is there any way to get a 7-day game time bit anymore? There's a character on another account of mine that I want to move to my main one, but the account is not active currently.
>>143847963
Aw... I'm sorry, Feriswheel.
>2 million gold for a ground-only mount
How to unlock flying in various expansions
>BC
buy it
>WotLK
buy it
>MoP
buy it
>WoD
50 hours of questing, rep grinding, treasure hunts, and exploring
epic
>>143848185
2 scary 4 me
Thank god, I am not touching that, 2 realistic and creepy
>>143848160
>Feriswheel
REREEEEEE
>>143848256
It's almost like that's the point
>>143848185
man thats alot of work and sorting out to not get realm first rofl
>>143848185
im gunna buy it and afk in dalaran all day
>>143848360
Fuck no, spiders are creepy, it will be terrible D:
>It's another "horde loses in AV 80% of the time" episode
>>143848461
>doing bgs without overpowered ultra God tier skilled panda healer
Are you suicidal?
>>143848545Yes.
>>143848359
You know you love my nickname for you, babe.
>>143848620
Only reason to do bgs solo then.
You could always try lfg rated arenas, a lot better since you control the outcome a lot more and if it is low enough you don't mind unless you rly want to get better
>>143848848
Maybe when I'm actually better at my rogue, don't want to drag people down by being bad.
Minigamers, as a warrior how do you deal with ret paladins kiting you to death with the shitty permaslow spec everyone over 1800 plays? Goes without saying I am bad.
Help, I'm being bullied.
>>143848152
Anyone happen to know?
>>143848808
I really don't, it triggers me
>enemy rogue grabs the flag and burst of speeds
>charge and hamstring
>he bursts again before i can do more than a single hit
>use my last charge hamstring
>burst of speed
>fucking leap and hamstring
>burst of speed
>rogue spams laugh and runs away while im out of gap closers and my team is having a circlejerk in mid
i dont think pvp is for me
>>143849139
Kill him in stun
>>143849216
*BoP's you**
>>143848461
That's why you don't queue AV as horde
Or on your own
>>143849528
Thank you for the anti-bully shield.
There is fucking not a person on, on the server i play on..
Suramar is shit..
716 frosty mage
>>143849502
>not doing premades / rated bgs
>>143849528
Do you use threatplates to show the buffs on healthbars?
>>143849730
No prob!
>>143849994
No that's an add on called NameplateCooldowns
What do when your keen sense of intuition is screaming at you, but you don't want it to be true?
>>143847804
The celestials aren't gods, and they are present entities that interact with their followers
>>143850140
What's it telling you?
>>143850278
Something real bad.
>>143850252
>celestials are wild gods
>they aren't gods
you fucking what mate?
admin he pixelwalking
>>143850140
There's nothing wrong with being gay in 2016, anon. Just be open.
>>143850664
Don't be so vague, if you don't wanna talk about it then don't bring it up. You make it sound like your friend is gonna commit suicide or something.
So which Artifact exactly is the strongest one [/spoiler] anyways?Which one's the best looking?
>>143851192
Ashbringer
Ashbringer
>>143828387
i bet you play turbo you faggot
>>143851192
>strongest oneLorewise
Blasted phone
>>143851192
Strength lore-wise? Staff of Sargeras or Ashbringer
>>143851192
>strongest
Scepter of Sargeras, no question
>>143850140
You accept that it is true and commit yourself to finding a way to strike back.And then fail at it every time like some sort of Team Rocket member and give up. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>143851084
>>it is le supreme being stupid people make stories about
the Pandaren have tons of stories about the celestials
>>143851291
>>143851392
Not Scythe of Elune or Shield of Earth?
>>143851403
You fail because you give up. Not the other way around.
>>143851459
>>143851392
>>143851291
Or Claw of Cthulu?
Why blizz can't fix this? ;_;
>>143851506
I failed because there were no more avenues of revenge.
>>143851728
Revenge is a waste of time to pursue, chase something more fulfilling.
Can someone fucking kick this child from the Discord's lewd chat?
>>143851539
>Celestials are right there and you can talk to them.
so what you're basically saying is that fictional characters in books can be called gods but fictional characters in video games can't
>>143851192
Scepter of Sargeras was one of three artifacts used to open the portal storm that tore Draenor apart.
It's probably the strongest, just because the naaru are apparently pretty weak, and a big part of Ashbringer's strength is that it's made from a naaru or ata'mal crystal.O'ros gets killed by one man'ari eredar and his strike team.
