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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>M ASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA leaked details
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1144160
>The White March – Part 2, the second expansion to Pillars of Eternity, was released on February 16, 2016 (IT'S HERE)
>Obsidian is working on Tyranny, a fantasy RPG where you're the bad guy - should be out later this year
>W itcher series on sale on GOG - new expansion on the 30th
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Bumping this dead fucking general
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnZC-NCsbtI
Friendly reminder that the Dread Wolf is watching you sleep
'tis cold in my tent
>>143472798
Put some clothes on then
>>143472903
That's no way to talk to a horny lady
There's no way to import your DA:O to DA 2 if your a filthy pirate correct?
>>143474226
ive got legit versions on the xbox and pirated versions on the pc and my dao save on pc happily transfered to my da2 game.
>>143474226
You only have to import your save file located in my documents - bioware - dragon age - characters
>>143474226
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonage2/mods/2251/?
>>143474226
There's nothing checking if it's pirated or not
>>143474645
Oh okay thanks that's what I was wondering. I tried googling importing saves but none of them specified if it was through origin or a save file on their computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kATqAHOIOSw
DA is over
This general will never have more than max. 10 posters in total again
Your waifu doesn't exist
Live with it
>>143477514
Amazing abilities to state the obvious
>>143477514
/dag/ is alive in our hearts, waifus too
Comfy 10 silent deds
And I'm okay with that.
>>143477514
I just only come here to post links to gay porn.
kill all elves
>mfw when anti-elf posters shitpost near me
>>143478279
You could just make a thread on /y/ since you have to samefag to get replies anyway
Everyone but me is a samefag desu
2qt
that baby scares me
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>>143478279
Thank you
>http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonage2/mods/4025/?
>>143489249
fucking fuck
>>143489249
>razors don't exist
My sides
Ostagar...
>>143489249
>"""natural""" bodies
>didn't get rid of the painted on abs
>ywn stick your tongue up your waifus poop chute
why live
>>143496861
Props to the artist for somehow managing to make her look even more disgusting
>>143497757
>>143479725
Yeah, sure.
>>143498016
good one, my friend!! I sure showed him :)
>I REALLY hate /dag/, I just wish I had some way to express that burning fury in my heart. I know! I'll continue to post there night and day, despite thinking that it's shit and that it deserves to die!
HEY
>mordin
>thane
is everyone in this picture dead?
>>143503713
>Traynor
>no Cortez
Uhum.........
>>143509693
Traynor is objectively more likeable than Cortez
>>143511637
Not really. And at least they attempted to give Steve an arc. Samantha is just there to be shy and awkward and to piss off straight men.
>>143513835
Meh, I found her entertaining, and I play as a male, so it always felt like I had to be careful what I said to Steve because I don't want to homosex
Ah hey what's up guys
>>143516886
muh dick
>>143518001
s e l f i e
>>143516886
chillin
>>143516886
Exercising
>>143511637
>let me talk about wanting to tonguefuck EDI during my first appearance, tee hee
>ummm I'm so shy and awkward ;)
>did I mention I'm a lesbian?
>let me prove my usefulness by using a toothbrush because I obviously have other uses in this game. Who's Kelly?
Solas is the only good Weekes character, his girls are all the same recycled quirky/awkward sluts
>>143522238
>good Weekes character
Good one sis ;))
>>143522238
want to tonguefuck you...
>>143522368
no you don't
>>143522336
>me right one
>>143522368
>>143522408
Just fuck each other you dumb homos
>>143522408
jealous
>>143522457
only if he's on bottom
>>143522457
do you capable construction of english sentence
>>143522457
>wanting to sex a girl is now homo
>>143522530
um sorry your boyclit isn't big enough to satisfy a real man
>>143522616
>implying you're a real man
lmoba kid
>>143522597
I meant to type now, do you always complain about typos on the internet or is it just because you can't handle the truth?
ME:A better have a male quarian love interest
>>143523265
that likes strapons?
reminder that solaswives literally don't mind that """their""" husbando has a harem
>>143525364
Any healthy man is allowed to have a harem.I don't mind to have one as well, too bad I'm a /dag/na.
>>143525580
good husbandos are faithful
Are there any MMOs that feel similar to Dragon Age?
>>143528239
have you played Inquisition?
>>143525364
I'd take a cheating Solas over a faithful shitposter any day
>>143526412
You wouldn't know a good husbando if he slapped your face with his d*ck
Speaking of Weekes and lesbians
>Sera with Gaider as the lead writer
>Only mentions her attraction to women if you outright flirt with her or listen to her banters with Blackwall
>Sera with Weekes as the lead writer
>Gets a girlfriend, can't stop talking about how hot that qunari woman with bad teeth is
I wonder what the Kiki-kin thought about that
Where were Cullen and Josie during the bad future Alexius caused?
>tfw no leadership skill
>>143530703
Hopefully committed suicide after realizing they're absolutely fucking useless
>>143530710
>managed to play two powerful jedi like a fiddle
>made Sion her bitch with one force choke
I'd say she's a pretty good leader, it's unusual for Kreia to underestimate her abilities like this. Must be yet another lie to make you drop your guard around her.
>>143531050
I don't think it's a lie; she could not lead armies, but would twist their generals to serve her.
>>143530710
Getting a compliment from her made me really happy. Maybe if she as nicer people would listen to her?
>>143528239
in what way?
real talk /dag/ is the best /dag/
>>143531708
She's way too salty to try being nice.
>>143531708
If she was nicer then her compliments wouldn't make you feel as proud.
>>143531704
Come on now, the other "generals" you meet in KOTOR games are a jawless manchild who cackles like a maniac and likes to nuke planets (the bald head is pretty nice though), Carth's daddy figure who thinks nuking his own home planet is a good idea, and a Sith lord who uses a frail, depressed girl who immediately abandons him as a spy and speaks in assorted grunts and industrial noises. Kreia could probably lead better than any of them, it's just that her philosophy is largely based on testing individual strength during conflict without relying on others
>>143530710
I wonder if she ever cared about the Exile, I'd like to think so but she only seems to care about how he/she rejected the Force. She even threw her own daughter at a crazy Atris.
>>143532657
She says that "she loved you like one loves a champion" or something like that about Atris, it's probably how she feels as well because Atris is basically a low level Kreia
>>143533085
When I get my Solas sequel. Who the fuck is Anna?
>>143533085
/feg/gots out
babbbbby... i like your styyyyle...
>>143531990
Then let's hear some real talk in this concentratiion camp of mental illness
I still think Morrigan looks like CJ from GTA:SA
>>143534670
>this general shouldn't exist (alternative: this general should be moved to /trash/)
>Dragon Age is dead
>you're all losers, all the good posters are long gone
Here, I posted your daily routine for you, you can fuck off now
>>143534986
How?
>>143535041
the eyes
>>143535038
I see you are finally embracing the truth
>>143535097
I was thinking in the lines of "unwashed youth who looks like they might have a STD", but I guess the eyes are similar too
>>143534986
Everyone looks like CJ from GTA:SA if you really want them to
>>143535157
The only thing I'm embracing is the fact that neo-shitposters have no sense of creativity and are more repetitive than the "Meredith did nothing wrong" guy
>>143535182
By that logic you are CJ too
>>143535319
>youth
I imagine the average /dag/ poster is like 30
>>143535319
I smell pretty good if I might say so myself
>>143535268
Because /dag/ stands for creativity and totally isn't the same shit every day
>>143535432
Just like you
>can't even shitpost effectively
kys
>>143535357
>like 30
So like DA:O morrigan then
>>143535496
>Just like you
UH that hit hard.
>kys
I taught you that.
>>143535515
wow this is very triggering
t. morrifag
>>143535606
>assuming I only post on /dag/
You'll have to try a lot harder than that to trigger me, kiddo
>>143535667
Her being close to 30 there is more or less official because Gaider said so in the forums once before being like "Age is whatever you want but please just stop tweeting me age questions about every DA character already AHH"
She looks like she is in her late 30s in DA:I so that works.
>>143536403
kiki gtfo before i send the hounds after you
>>143536471
>tfw no fluffy mabari to hunt with
So if Toplel died in Origins, and she later went on to become the Divine in Inquisition, then the new Divine is a spirit that mysteriously disappears after all the conflict? That's almost as bad as when Justinia died. It's laughable.
>>143537383
Everything involving leliana became laughable once she appeared in the intro because it was the worst writer's pet-thing I have ever witnessed because she died in my DA:O world state
>>143537383
Making her the divine is laughable in itself
liara?
>>143539567
>>143539792
LIARA?!
>>143539792
Good riddance
>>143540108
wow rude
>>143540034
Liara is dead, anon. She can't hear you now
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Liara-Brayne-2016-611481286
W H Y
>>143540231
no...
>>143538141
She's still better than the other "advisors"
>can't rely on your "ambasador" and "commander" in times of crisis (bad future, Corypheus attacking Haven again)
What's the fucking point of even having them? This is a rhetorical question, we all know that Cullen was included to make hambeasts happy and they came up with Josephine because they thought having a black LI would piss gamers off
>>143540856
Josie is as black as isabela
>>143541385
But not as black as Vivienne
morrigan more like WHORE-iggan
>>143543610
Morrigan more like CJggan
>>143543610
More like my wife and 100000 times better than U
>>143543627
Hope it rips his skin open with its claws
>>143544118
I'm not going to pretend I feel sorry for how your shitty waifu is inferior to him in every conceivable way
Hey!
Alive and cute
>>143551176
Who is that supposed to be?
>>143551442
Andrew Ryan
http://andrewryanart.deviantart.com/
>>143551704
>ME HomoFans
Into the trash.
>>143535038
It looks like there's a lot fewer people even compared to a few weeks ago.
What happened to Tulpa?
>>143535357
/dag/ was mostly late teens/early-mid twenties.
/dagbwg/ has megfugees, so no idea. Probably the same.
>>143536792
Adopt a German Shepherd. They're cuter than Mabari, probably as smart.
>>143554597
/meg/ is slightly older on average, but that includes the tripfags who are all like 35+
t. refugee
>>143554382
Gone..?
>>143554382
It seems like he escaped quietly. Better than a breakup letter I guess.
What do waifus smell like?
>>143554847
I dreamt that he came back to post about Blood and Wine
>>143555305
>dreaming of /dag/
>>143555050
My waifu: freshly cut grass
Your waifu: vomit
>>143555938
I'm allergic to grass...
>>143557351
>/y/
GOD DAMN IT
>>143556059
What does that have to do with vomit? Is your waifu herbivorous?
>>143557408
I'd rather smell vomit than have an allergy attack
>>143557615
Good, I don't want you smelling my waifu
>>143557725
I wouldn't go in the same room as your waifu without a full biohazard suit on. Who knows what microorganisms are breeding on that thing
>>143555050
Like pines, moss and burnt paper. Also wet dog.
>>143555305
>Dreaming of off topic posting
Wow, ... wow.
http://redhawke.tumblr.com/post/144996050841/skintones-for-poc-companions-in-dragon-age
>>143558306
>going out of your way to darken Sebastian's and Fenris' screenshots so that they look """POC"""
Just compare the brightness of their eyeballs to Vivienne's
>>143558272
I just took a nap and dreamed that /dag/ managed to end up on a page 13. It also had 15 posts, most of them selfies of some guy
>>143558306
Does that shitlord seriously think Merrill is wh*te
like
lol??
>>143558306
>sebastian
>fanris
>zev
>PoC
Top kek
Elf girls are significantly more beautiful than shem girls
>>143561202
Someone should tell her that it's not only her fat that makes her ugly but also her face
>>143561713
It's not that bad other than the double chin, the nose ring and the makeup. It's interesting how most "cute" fat girls have a similar kind of face, with delicate noses and plump lips (like you could copypaste Asunder's hair and Tess Munster's slutty clothes onto her and they'd all look like sisters)
>>143561202
>Fat morrigan in DA4
>80% of her dialogue is about how 'tis perfectly okay for womyn to be fat
>>143554736
>t
you from spurdoland?
>>143562012
It's interesting how most cute girls have a similar kind of face, with delicate noses and plump lips
>>143562809
Not true, but what I was trying to say is that the fat probably makes their noses look smaller and puffs up the lips
>>143558306
Jesus fucking christ I'm sotriggeredright now, how the fuck is Sebastian ""poc"" when he is clearly a white dude with a tan. And how is skin color not affected by lightning / drawing style? How do these bitches think poc is a good term at all when it just fucking awful and degrading ("oh there's the glorious white people and then the shitskin pocs")
Fuck I want to nuke tumblr
>>143563603
Chill m8, don't waste your nerves on internet retards.
>search for dragon age rape mods
>realize I'm on the google account given to me by my company
woops
>>143566543
Stand still and wait for the partyvan. You deserve it.
>>143566698
Get more reaction images, "I'm so tryggered by off-topic stuff ;_;" faggot
>>143566924
After you stop with the offtopic shit. Fair trade, no?
>>143567058
Haha, kill yourself
>>143567230
>kill yourself
Get more insults
I wish I had a brother.
>>143566924
Annoying fagget who's not tulpa using Morrigan as his avatar is already a part of /dag/ culture
Has Mr Elbows finally gotten his dick inside Asunder?
>>143568929
What if you're not whinyfag and neither Tulpa and still posting Morri pics?
>>143569579
Lots of people post her, it's just that she's also the character most frequently paired with dumb, whiny posts for some reason (other than Solas of course). I think it's funny because she's such a nihilist edgelord in the games and wouldn't care about women being talked about in unfavorable terms, or the witcher sluts
>>143568263
>wish I had a sibling
Trust me, you don't
>>143570793
Dragon Age and by proxy a Bioware created character in a Dragon Age and Bioware-specific thread? Would someone please think of the children!
>>143570930
>>143572394
>STD's not even supernatural can't heal
>>143572608
Sounds like a job for a witcher!
>>143572896
>>143569149
What makes you think that? I was under the impression thatxhe was freaked out by him an his overly frequent visits at the selfie part ofxer blog.
>>143573056
Oh shit, I'm so sorry for replying to you. Thank you for including this avatar now so that I can feel remorseful for my triggering actions
>>143574381
I have met several trolls in my time and you are by far the laziest and least imaginitive
>>143574519
Sorry, drunk. Let me rephrase this. Imagination, ok. Lazy, you put effort. But still way too fucking obvious. I mean holy FUCK. You can see that shit miles or kilometres away.
http://youtu.be/AJqhKWo89FQ
Why is everyone a drunkard here
>>143575810
Friday night in yurop. Tha's why.
>>143575980
Drinking on your own while browsing has been-generals isn't considered partying in yurop, is it?
>>143574519
>>143574770
I only pointed out you get triggered by the witcher, which is why I feel bad (for myself) for replying to someone unpleasant like you. Please take your meds and stop trying to see conspiracy theories when your mental problems and extreme tendency to get pissed off is the only issue here
>>143574770
Agreed, he should try something different, like replying to all off topic posts with one of the three reaction images he has saved, that would be far less predictable
>>143575810
>>143575980
Nordic alcohol culture.
>>143576182
>considered partying
i stopped considering shit after the third time I was thrown out
>>143575337
Merrill?
Tulparius!! TULPA.....!!!!!
>>143577009
"Stop calling for the dead... they might answer" - Unknown (me actually)
>>143575337
Yooa!!!!!
>>143575337
girl with gun = weekes's writing
girl got shot = DA
When will bioware implement realistic male making technologies?
>>143581597
One of the prettier screenshots of her
>>143581780
A what?
>Hardened Leliana
This is a very curious mixture of arousal and guilt that I am feeling right now.
>>143582420
Hardened Leliana + hardened Alistar + isabella's "teachine'", man
>>143582420
Bald head isn't the JUST style, this one is
>>143581597
hot
>>143568263
Same.
>>143569579
You post it and confuse or anger /dag/.
>>143572394
>gothicgamer
Great bubbly christ..
>>143577441
You're no fun..
Summoning Tulpa.
>>143586831
What if you... post her in a way that's sure to trigger the complainfag?
>>143587387
This picture makes me extremely sad.
>>143587412
I have met several trolls in my time and you are by far the laziest and least imaginitive. Let me rephrase this. Imagination, ok. Lazy, you put effort. But still way too fucking obvious. I mean holy FUCK. You can see that shit miles or kilometres away.
>I don't like this one general
>I KNOW! I'll spam unrelated stuff belonging to another existing and on-going general
That's it, I'm going to leave and stay in /meg/
>>143587678
>pretending to be a refugee
stop
>about 50 posts a day
>posters still manage to be angry and neurotic
What is /dag/'s secret?
>>143587678
Yeah, going back to /meg/ is a different demographic
I think we should discuss geralt-sama's feet until the angry poster's head explodes
>>143588549
Do you think his toes are hairy?
>>143588329
Bioware panders to sjw's and weebs, so their fanbase is filled with sad and frustrated people who can't stop complaining.
>>143588641
Geralt doesn't seem to have much body hair in general
>>143588798
That's because Yen waxes him, we already went over this
>>143588549
>The Witcher is ending in less than a week
>already feeling the post-Trespasser depression settling in
At least Dragon Age has a vague promise of a future Android game
>>143588871
I'm imagining Yen dipping geralts entire body up to the neck in a vat of hot wax
>>143589170
How does waxing work? You cover a part of your body in it and then pull it off after it cools down, right?
>>143589318
I think that's how it works
>ywn be this silky smooth
>>143588549
MY head is about to explode if you catch my drift
>>143589509
T(wink)revelyan...
>>143587387
I never noticed the red glowing eyes on the skeletons of the dead namefags. A work of art indeed
>>143589572
Do you need an ambulance?!?!
>>143587678
If you're one of those futafags, don't let the door hit you on the ass.
>>143587412
When /dag/ isn't bitching, it isn't home.
>>143587570
Same. Most of those people have left for greener pastures.. potentially refugee rape, but I like to stay positive.
>>143589879
I could use a helping hand
>>143589963
reminder that there are literally only like two refugees andwedidn't do anything wrong...
>>143589154
play something like skyrim to keep your mind off, you can dump plenty of hours there and since there's no engaging story or characters you won't miss it when you stop playing.
>>143590236
Oh I've got plenty of games in my backlog, it's just depressing because no other fantasy RPG series (that aren't kickstarter shit) seem to be alive anymore
>>143589963
You'll always have me, except that we'll never get along because you like Cullen and I fucking hate him
>>143589509
Why's that girl's face on an adult male's body?
>>143590710
can we befriends?
>>143591004
Post a selfie and we'll see
>>143591141
>judging based on appearances
succ geralts thicc dicc
>>143591481
u first
>>143590925
>thinking that's girly
>>143590710
Am I that easily found out?
It's preferred that you hate him anyways, makes for better conversation.
>>143590925
That's an effeminate face, but still looks very much male.
>>143592439
Why would anyone pick that mouth?
>>143596141
Hard drugs, friend.
>>143596227
>>143596141
Actuallyyy, they're really not bad now that I look. Previous statement redacted.
Frederick?
>>143596141
All the better to swallow swords, my dear.
>>143596687
Need an elf slaveboi to swallow my sword...
http://youtu.be/5Z7feXrR8X8
