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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>M ASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA leaked details
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1144160
>The White March – Part 2, the second expansion to Pillars of Eternity, was released on February 16, 2016 (IT'S HERE)
>Obsidian is working on Tyranny, a fantasy RPG where you're the bad guy - should be out later this year
>W itcher series on sale on GOG - new expansion on the 30th
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Bumping this dead fucking general
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnZC-NCsbtI
Friendly reminder that the Dread Wolf is watching you sleep
'tis cold in my tent
>>143472798
Put some clothes on then
>>143472903
That's no way to talk to a horny lady
There's no way to import your DA:O to DA 2 if your a filthy pirate correct?
>>143474226
ive got legit versions on the xbox and pirated versions on the pc and my dao save on pc happily transfered to my da2 game.
>>143474226
You only have to import your save file located in my documents - bioware - dragon age - characters
>>143474226
http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonage2/mods/2251/?
>>143474226
There's nothing checking if it's pirated or not
>>143474645
Oh okay thanks that's what I was wondering. I tried googling importing saves but none of them specified if it was through origin or a save file on their computer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kATqAHOIOSw
DA is over
This general will never have more than max. 10 posters in total again
Your waifu doesn't exist
Live with it
>>143477514
Amazing abilities to state the obvious
>>143477514
/dag/ is alive in our hearts, waifus too
Comfy 10 silent deds
And I'm okay with that.
>>143477514
I just only come here to post links to gay porn.
kill all elves
>mfw when anti-elf posters shitpost near me
>>143478279
You could just make a thread on /y/ since you have to samefag to get replies anyway
Everyone but me is a samefag desu
2qt
that baby scares me
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>>143478279
Thank you
>http://www.nexusmods.com/dragonage2/mods/4025/?
>>143489249
fucking fuck
>>143489249
>razors don't exist
My sides
Ostagar...
>>143489249
>"""natural""" bodies
>didn't get rid of the painted on abs
>ywn stick your tongue up your waifus poop chute
why live
>>143496861
Props to the artist for somehow managing to make her look even more disgusting
>>143497757
>>143479725
Yeah, sure.
>>143498016
good one, my friend!! I sure showed him :)
>I REALLY hate /dag/, I just wish I had some way to express that burning fury in my heart. I know! I'll continue to post there night and day, despite thinking that it's shit and that it deserves to die!
HEY
>mordin
>thane
is everyone in this picture dead?
>>143503713
>Traynor
>no Cortez
Uhum.........
>>143509693
Traynor is objectively more likeable than Cortez
>>143511637
Not really. And at least they attempted to give Steve an arc. Samantha is just there to be shy and awkward and to piss off straight men.
>>143513835
Meh, I found her entertaining, and I play as a male, so it always felt like I had to be careful what I said to Steve because I don't want to homosex
Ah hey what's up guys
>>143516886
muh dick
>>143518001
s e l f i e
>>143516886
chillin
>>143516886
Exercising
>>143511637
>let me talk about wanting to tonguefuck EDI during my first appearance, tee hee
>ummm I'm so shy and awkward ;)
>did I mention I'm a lesbian?
>let me prove my usefulness by using a toothbrush because I obviously have other uses in this game. Who's Kelly?
Solas is the only good Weekes character, his girls are all the same recycled quirky/awkward sluts
>>143522238
>good Weekes character
Good one sis ;))
>>143522238
want to tonguefuck you...
>>143522368
no you don't
>>143522336
>me right one
>>143522368
>>143522408
Just fuck each other you dumb homos
>>143522408
jealous
>>143522457
only if he's on bottom
>>143522457
do you capable construction of english sentence
>>143522457
>wanting to sex a girl is now homo
>>143522530
um sorry your boyclit isn't big enough to satisfy a real man
>>143522616
>implying you're a real man
lmoba kid
>>143522597
I meant to type now, do you always complain about typos on the internet or is it just because you can't handle the truth?
ME:A better have a male quarian love interest
>>143523265
that likes strapons?
reminder that solaswives literally don't mind that """their""" husbando has a harem
>>143525364
Any healthy man is allowed to have a harem.I don't mind to have one as well, too bad I'm a /dag/na.
>>143525580
good husbandos are faithful
Are there any MMOs that feel similar to Dragon Age?
>>143528239
have you played Inquisition?
>>143525364
I'd take a cheating Solas over a faithful shitposter any day
>>143526412
You wouldn't know a good husbando if he slapped your face with his d*ck
Speaking of Weekes and lesbians
>Sera with Gaider as the lead writer
>Only mentions her attraction to women if you outright flirt with her or listen to her banters with Blackwall
>Sera with Weekes as the lead writer
>Gets a girlfriend, can't stop talking about how hot that qunari woman with bad teeth is
I wonder what the Kiki-kin thought about that
Where were Cullen and Josie during the bad future Alexius caused?
>tfw no leadership skill
>>143530703
Hopefully committed suicide after realizing they're absolutely fucking useless
>>143530710
>managed to play two powerful jedi like a fiddle
>made Sion her bitch with one force choke
I'd say she's a pretty good leader, it's unusual for Kreia to underestimate her abilities like this. Must be yet another lie to make you drop your guard around her.
>>143531050
I don't think it's a lie; she could not lead armies, but would twist their generals to serve her.
>>143530710
Getting a compliment from her made me really happy. Maybe if she as nicer people would listen to her?
>>143528239
in what way?
real talk /dag/ is the best /dag/
>>143531708
She's way too salty to try being nice.
>>143531708
If she was nicer then her compliments wouldn't make you feel as proud.
>>143531704
Come on now, the other "generals" you meet in KOTOR games are a jawless manchild who cackles like a maniac and likes to nuke planets (the bald head is pretty nice though), Carth's daddy figure who thinks nuking his own home planet is a good idea, and a Sith lord who uses a frail, depressed girl who immediately abandons him as a spy and speaks in assorted grunts and industrial noises. Kreia could probably lead better than any of them, it's just that her philosophy is largely based on testing individual strength during conflict without relying on others
>>143530710
I wonder if she ever cared about the Exile, I'd like to think so but she only seems to care about how he/she rejected the Force. She even threw her own daughter at a crazy Atris.
>>143532657
She says that "she loved you like one loves a champion" or something like that about Atris, it's probably how she feels as well because Atris is basically a low level Kreia
>>143533085
When I get my Solas sequel. Who the fuck is Anna?
>>143533085
/feg/gots out
babbbbby... i like your styyyyle...
>>143531990
Then let's hear some real talk in this concentratiion camp of mental illness
I still think Morrigan looks like CJ from GTA:SA
>>143534670
>this general shouldn't exist (alternative: this general should be moved to /trash/)
>Dragon Age is dead
>you're all losers, all the good posters are long gone
Here, I posted your daily routine for you, you can fuck off now
>>143534986
How?
>>143535041
the eyes
>>143535038
I see you are finally embracing the truth
>>143535097
I was thinking in the lines of "unwashed youth who looks like they might have a STD", but I guess the eyes are similar too
>>143534986
Everyone looks like CJ from GTA:SA if you really want them to
>>143535157
The only thing I'm embracing is the fact that neo-shitposters have no sense of creativity and are more repetitive than the "Meredith did nothing wrong" guy
>>143535182
By that logic you are CJ too
>>143535319
>youth
I imagine the average /dag/ poster is like 30
>>143535319
I smell pretty good if I might say so myself
>>143535268
Because /dag/ stands for creativity and totally isn't the same shit every day
>>143535432
Just like you
>can't even shitpost effectively
kys
>>143535357
>like 30
So like DA:O morrigan then
>>143535496
>Just like you
UH that hit hard.
>kys
I taught you that.
>>143535515
wow this is very triggering
t. morrifag
>>143535606
>assuming I only post on /dag/
You'll have to try a lot harder than that to trigger me, kiddo
>>143535667
Her being close to 30 there is more or less official because Gaider said so in the forums once before being like "Age is whatever you want but please just stop tweeting me age questions about every DA character already AHH"
She looks like she is in her late 30s in DA:I so that works.
>>143536403
kiki gtfo before i send the hounds after you
>>143536471
>tfw no fluffy mabari to hunt with
So if Toplel died in Origins, and she later went on to become the Divine in Inquisition, then the new Divine is a spirit that mysteriously disappears after all the conflict? That's almost as bad as when Justinia died. It's laughable.
>>143537383
Everything involving leliana became laughable once she appeared in the intro because it was the worst writer's pet-thing I have ever witnessed because she died in my DA:O world state
>>143537383
Making her the divine is laughable in itself
liara?
>>143539567
>>143539792
LIARA?!
>>143539792
Good riddance
>>143540108
wow rude
>>143540034
Liara is dead, anon. She can't hear you now
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Liara-Brayne-2016-611481286
W H Y
>>143540231
no...
>>143538141
She's still better than the other "advisors"
>can't rely on your "ambasador" and "commander" in times of crisis (bad future, Corypheus attacking Haven again)
What's the fucking point of even having them? This is a rhetorical question, we all know that Cullen was included to make hambeasts happy and they came up with Josephine because they thought having a black LI would piss gamers off
>>143540856
Josie is as black as isabela
>>143541385
But not as black as Vivienne
morrigan more like WHORE-iggan
>>143543610
Morrigan more like CJggan
>>143543610
More like my wife and 100000 times better than U
>>143543627
Hope it rips his skin open with its claws
>>143544118
I'm not going to pretend I feel sorry for how your shitty waifu is inferior to him in every conceivable way
Hey!
Alive and cute
>>143551176
Who is that supposed to be?
>>143551442
Andrew Ryan
http://andrewryanart.deviantart.com/
>>143551704
>ME HomoFans
Into the trash.
>>143535038
It looks like there's a lot fewer people even compared to a few weeks ago.
What happened to Tulpa?
>>143535357
/dag/ was mostly late teens/early-mid twenties.
/dagbwg/ has megfugees, so no idea. Probably the same.
>>143536792
Adopt a German Shepherd. They're cuter than Mabari, probably as smart.
>>143554597
/meg/ is slightly older on average, but that includes the tripfags who are all like 35+
t. refugee
>>143554382
Gone..?
>>143554382
It seems like he escaped quietly. Better than a breakup letter I guess.
What do waifus smell like?
>>143554847
I dreamt that he came back to post about Blood and Wine
>>143555305
>dreaming of /dag/
>>143555050
My waifu: freshly cut grass
Your waifu: vomit
>>143555938
I'm allergic to grass...
>>143557351
>/y/
GOD DAMN IT
>>143556059
What does that have to do with vomit? Is your waifu herbivorous?
>>143557408
I'd rather smell vomit than have an allergy attack
>>143557615
Good, I don't want you smelling my waifu
>>143557725
I wouldn't go in the same room as your waifu without a full biohazard suit on. Who knows what microorganisms are breeding on that thing
>>143555050
Like pines, moss and burnt paper. Also wet dog.
>>143555305
>Dreaming of off topic posting
Wow, ... wow.
http://redhawke.tumblr.com/post/144996050841/skintones-for-poc-companions-in-dragon-age
>>143558306
>going out of your way to darken Sebastian's and Fenris' screenshots so that they look """POC"""
Just compare the brightness of their eyeballs to Vivienne's
>>143558272
I just took a nap and dreamed that /dag/ managed to end up on a page 13. It also had 15 posts, most of them selfies of some guy
>>143558306
Does that shitlord seriously think Merrill is wh*te
like
lol??
>>143558306
>sebastian
>fanris
>zev
>PoC
Top kek
Elf girls are significantly more beautiful than shem girls
>>143561202
Someone should tell her that it's not only her fat that makes her ugly but also her face
>>143561713
It's not that bad other than the double chin, the nose ring and the makeup. It's interesting how most "cute" fat girls have a similar kind of face, with delicate noses and plump lips (like you could copypaste Asunder's hair and Tess Munster's slutty clothes onto her and they'd all look like sisters)
>>143561202
>Fat morrigan in DA4
>80% of her dialogue is about how 'tis perfectly okay for womyn to be fat
>>143554736
>t
you from spurdoland?
>>143562012
It's interesting how most cute girls have a similar kind of face, with delicate noses and plump lips
>>143562809
Not true, but what I was trying to say is that the fat probably makes their noses look smaller and puffs up the lips
>>143558306
Jesus fucking christ I'm sotriggeredright now, how the fuck is Sebastian ""poc"" when he is clearly a white dude with a tan. And how is skin color not affected by lightning / drawing style? How do these bitches think poc is a good term at all when it just fucking awful and degrading ("oh there's the glorious white people and then the shitskin pocs")
Fuck I want to nuke tumblr
>>143563603
Chill m8, don't waste your nerves on internet retards.
>search for dragon age rape mods
>realize I'm on the google account given to me by my company
woops
>>143566543
Stand still and wait for the partyvan. You deserve it.
>>143566698
Get more reaction images, "I'm so tryggered by off-topic stuff ;_;" faggot
>>143566924
After you stop with the offtopic shit. Fair trade, no?
>>143567058
Haha, kill yourself
>>143567230
>kill yourself
Get more insults
I wish I had a brother.
>>143566924
Annoying fagget who's not tulpa using Morrigan as his avatar is already a part of /dag/ culture
Has Mr Elbows finally gotten his dick inside Asunder?
>>143568929
What if you're not whinyfag and neither Tulpa and still posting Morri pics?
>>143569579
Lots of people post her, it's just that she's also the character most frequently paired with dumb, whiny posts for some reason (other than Solas of course). I think it's funny because she's such a nihilist edgelord in the games and wouldn't care about women being talked about in unfavorable terms, or the witcher sluts
>>143568263
>wish I had a sibling
Trust me, you don't
>>143570793
Dragon Age and by proxy a Bioware created character in a Dragon Age and Bioware-specific thread? Would someone please think of the children!
>>143572394
>STD's not even supernatural can't heal
>>143572608
Sounds like a job for a witcher!
>>143569149
What makes you think that? I was under the impression thatxhe was freaked out by him an his overly frequent visits at the selfie part ofxer blog.
>>143573056
Oh shit, I'm so sorry for replying to you. Thank you for including this avatar now so that I can feel remorseful for my triggering actions
>>143574381
I have met several trolls in my time and you are by far the laziest and least imaginitive
>>143574519
Sorry, drunk. Let me rephrase this. Imagination, ok. Lazy, you put effort. But still way too fucking obvious. I mean holy FUCK. You can see that shit miles or kilometres away.
http://youtu.be/AJqhKWo89FQ
Why is everyone a drunkard here
>>143575810
Friday night in yurop. Tha's why.
>>143575980
Drinking on your own while browsing has been-generals isn't considered partying in yurop, is it?
>>143574519
>>143574770
I only pointed out you get triggered by the witcher, which is why I feel bad (for myself) for replying to someone unpleasant like you. Please take your meds and stop trying to see conspiracy theories when your mental problems and extreme tendency to get pissed off is the only issue here
>>143574770
Agreed, he should try something different, like replying to all off topic posts with one of the three reaction images he has saved, that would be far less predictable
>>143575810
>>143575980
Nordic alcohol culture.
>>143576182
>considered partying
i stopped considering shit after the third time I was thrown out
>>143575337
Merrill?
Tulparius!! TULPA.....!!!!!
>>143577009
"Stop calling for the dead... they might answer" - Unknown (me actually)
>>143575337
Yooa!!!!!
>>143575337
girl with gun = weekes's writing
girl got shot = DA
When will bioware implement realistic male making technologies?
>>143581597
One of the prettier screenshots of her
>>143581780
A what?
>Hardened Leliana
This is a very curious mixture of arousal and guilt that I am feeling right now.
>>143582420
Hardened Leliana + hardened Alistar + isabella's "teachine'", man
>>143582420
Bald head isn't the JUST style, this one is
>>143581597
hot
>>143568263
Same.
>>143569579
You post it and confuse or anger /dag/.
>>143572394
>gothicgamer
Great bubbly christ..
>>143577441
You're no fun..
Summoning Tulpa.
>>143586831
What if you... post her in a way that's sure to trigger the complainfag?
>>143587387
This picture makes me extremely sad.
>>143587412
I have met several trolls in my time and you are by far the laziest and least imaginitive. Let me rephrase this. Imagination, ok. Lazy, you put effort. But still way too fucking obvious. I mean holy FUCK. You can see that shit miles or kilometres away.
>I don't like this one general
>I KNOW! I'll spam unrelated stuff belonging to another existing and on-going general
That's it, I'm going to leave and stay in /meg/
>>143587678
>pretending to be a refugee
stop
>about 50 posts a day
>posters still manage to be angry and neurotic
What is /dag/'s secret?
>>143587678
Yeah, going back to /meg/ is a different demographic
I think we should discuss geralt-sama's feet until the angry poster's head explodes
>>143588549
Do you think his toes are hairy?
>>143588329
Bioware panders to sjw's and weebs, so their fanbase is filled with sad and frustrated people who can't stop complaining.
>>143588641
Geralt doesn't seem to have much body hair in general
>>143588798
That's because Yen waxes him, we already went over this
>The Witcher is ending in less than a week
>already feeling the post-Trespasser depression settling in
At least Dragon Age has a vague promise of a future Android game
>>143588871
I'm imagining Yen dipping geralts entire body up to the neck in a vat of hot wax
>>143589170
How does waxing work? You cover a part of your body in it and then pull it off after it cools down, right?
>>143589318
I think that's how it works
>ywn be this silky smooth
>>143588549
MY head is about to explode if you catch my drift
>>143589509
T(wink)revelyan...
>>143587387
I never noticed the red glowing eyes on the skeletons of the dead namefags. A work of art indeed
>>143589572
Do you need an ambulance?!?!
>>143587678
If you're one of those futafags, don't let the door hit you on the ass.
>>143587412
When /dag/ isn't bitching, it isn't home.
>>143587570
Same. Most of those people have left for greener pastures.. potentially refugee rape, but I like to stay positive.
>>143589879
I could use a helping hand
>>143589963
reminder that there are literally only like two refugees andwedidn't do anything wrong...
>>143589154
play something like skyrim to keep your mind off, you can dump plenty of hours there and since there's no engaging story or characters you won't miss it when you stop playing.
>>143590236
Oh I've got plenty of games in my backlog, it's just depressing because no other fantasy RPG series (that aren't kickstarter shit) seem to be alive anymore
>>143589963
You'll always have me, except that we'll never get along because you like Cullen and I fucking hate him
>>143589509
Why's that girl's face on an adult male's body?
>>143590710
can we befriends?
>>143591004
Post a selfie and we'll see
>>143591141
>judging based on appearances
succ geralts thicc dicc
>>143591481
u first
>>143590925
>thinking that's girly
>>143590710
Am I that easily found out?
It's preferred that you hate him anyways, makes for better conversation.
>>143590925
That's an effeminate face, but still looks very much male.
>>143592439
Why would anyone pick that mouth?
>>143596141
Hard drugs, friend.
>>143596227
>>143596141
Actuallyyy, they're really not bad now that I look. Previous statement redacted.
Frederick?
>>143596141
All the better to swallow swords, my dear.
>>143596687
Need an elf slaveboi to swallow my sword...
http://youtu.be/5Z7feXrR8X8
>>143596761
See? Tevinter can't be all that bad.
Well, unless you're an attractive male elf, obviously, but hey ho.
>>143597283
>attractive male elf
None of those words make sense together
I love this elf meme!
>>143596908
And I thought it couldn't get any worse
Kill all elves
Enslave all elf sympathizers
Would you have a harem if your waifu was as cuckolded as solaswife?
>>143599786
I would have a harem regardless.
>>143600070
Even if she asked you to stop? For her?
>>143600176
I will make her my favorite wife.
>>143600338
She says she's going to her parent's house to think some things over
>>143600412
>implying the door is open
um why is every overwatch character gay and trans
>tfw no your waifu in DA4
>>143605038
Morrigan would be wrinkly and old for DA4
>>143605336
I.e. meet Flemeth at E3 2016
>>143602775
Are they?
liara...
>suddenly the mark is a problem
>suddenly spies are a problem
>suddenly aggressive Inquisition soldiers are a problem
>suddenly holding keeps that Ferelden never bothered to save from bandits and never requested back are a problem
>if you blame Solas for anything he will turn it back around on you and you can't argue because of the shitty dialogue options
I hate this DLC and I hate my useless advisors
EEHNQUISITAH
>>143607909
All of us want your Keep, not you. You're a pain in the ass. So get out to Tevinter.
/dlc
>>143607909
>2 years later
>suddenly
>>143612425
look at those proud beautiful POCs
stay with me... tonight...
bumping uglies with your waifu...
>>143615683
stay away from her...
>>143615683
She did what? That whore!
>>143606868
according to t*mblr
>>143605527
vidya developers don't actually work on textures in this format right? this is just what the program kicks out after they've finished painting the texture onto a 3d model,right?
I've done some very minor modding and every time I have to look at one of these it's a goddamn horrorshow
>>143620480
Kinda both. Some textures, especially armor and clothes, require additional photoshop work, details and shit. Same goes for walls, ground and environment, for example.
>>143620480
Depending on the program you can't always paint directly onto the model itself. You're looking at the unwrapped UVs for the models which are sometimes brought over to photoshop in that way for texture work.
>>143621443
>armor and clothes, require additional photoshop work
god that seems confusing. for example you can see, say, the border between the side of merrill's foot and the hanging fabric beneath her belt, and see what goes where from context, despite it being completely arbitrary. but i've seen plenty of metallic armors where a gray metal chestplate would blend seamlessly into the side of the hand or etc and the border would be utterly indistinguishable when you're looking at a texture Mercator'd out onto a flat plane
>>143622369
You can highlight almost everything on UV map in 3d max to see on the model what stuff to paint and how. Texture artists use 3d programs all the time, so that isn't a big problem.
>>143622969
so you'd use the 3d modelling program to pinpoint the area of the flattened-out-texture you're working on, but then do the actual work in photoshop/etc?
>>143623149
Yeah, or paint whatever you need right there.
>>143623256
thanks for explaining.the end result files are still freakshows
>>143623582
>spoiler
Indeed. The face maps always creeped me out.
>>143623779
kek, he's having so much fun!
MOMMY!?
>>143626343
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>143626573
FUCK YOU MOM
>>143626709
GO AHEAD
>>143626758
it's just like my Japanese cartoons!!!
>>143626921
B-be gentle, this is my 100th time, Anon-kun...
>>143627070
I'm doing it! I'm taking my own mom's virginity!
>>143628063
Jesus...?
you're waifu eating her placenta....
>>>/lgbt/6280112
GEE, I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS POST
>>143607909
Yeah, the DLC does have a very strong sense of railroading, both in terms of the linear map progression and the writing. I sometimes wonder how anyone who's not in love with Solas can like the DLC at all because the writers do their best to make you feel like a useless, insignificant upstart who doesn't even have the full support of their "advisors" or the woman they made the divine.
At least the romance endings are satisfying which probably the main thing they were going for.
>>143629910
>satisfying
>teasiring DA4
>still no announce a half year after the last DLC
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>143630086
>Obsidian's PoE came out later than DAI
>already managed to announce a new IP as well as a sequel to PoE
My theory is that Bioware has to wait until their shitty Iron Bull figurines get sold out before actually making games to maximize profits
>>143629910
Which DLC?
>>143583898
a cute male ruined by a disastrous hairstyle...
>>143631559
Trespasser
>>143633019
kill it
fuck me. I can't even just demo games any more.
The "trial" specs on Origin are the same as the regular version. do they seriously make you download the whole thing?
>>143634412
yep. welcome to hell
>>143634412
it's not a demo, it's literally just letting you download the game and try it for a limited period
>>143634573
apparently there's a multiplayer or something, I guess that's why. I've never seen anyone talk about it. is it just dumb?
I guess I just didn't notice how much I was pissing off Cass on this run, because I just walked in on her in a drunken stupor and it legitimately caught me off guard. I got indignant at her attitude and told her I didn't need her and now I feel exactly how I do when I say hurtful things to people in real life. Vidya games aren't supposed to make me feel things like this.
>>143636402
>I just walked in on her in a drunken stupor and it legitimately caught me off guard. I got indignant at her attitude and told her I didn't need her and now I feel exactly how I do when I say hurtful things to people in real life
Huh, I've never seen this
>>143636513
Considering how pissed she was at me, I think it must have been one of the drastically low approval cutscenes. Cassandra won't leave no matter what, but I get the feeling that if she could, the "we don't need you" option would have been it.
>>143636838
>Cassandra won't leave no matter what
I wish Solas did that too...
How pathetic is it to fall in love with a fictional character?
i wish /dag/ had drawfags or writefags or something
>>143639778
>real men
Complain if you don't pay attention to them
Complain about life in general as if you're their mom who's supposed to take care of them
Leave your apartment covered in the smell of socks, beer and piss once they feel "comfortable" with you
Pretend to be intelligent and sophisticated at first before revealing that the knowledge comes from wikipedia and their actual hobbies are watching dumb shit like 2fast2furious and smoking weed all day
Get jealous and annoying for no good reason
>Solas
Doesn't bother you if you don't want him to
Not emotionally needy
Can have thought-provoking discussions with him
Doesn't make a mess because he's not real
>>143640404
>Solas
Sleeps with other women
Cuts your arm off
Wants to destroy the world
Looks like Gollum
>>143640404
Are you describing your daddy? You never had a BF
>>143640631
>Cuts your arm off
He just removes the anchor. The Inquisitor cuts their arm off themself because it's too fucked up even after the anchor's been removed.
>>143640631
None of these points invalidate the good things about him
>>143640656
I never said I never had a BF
>>143640804
C u c k o l d
>>143640882
This made me think of another point
>real men
Hiding the fact that they're messaging their ex gfs on facebook as if it's not obvious
Feel bad if you happen to know one of those ex-gf's in real life
>Solas
Solaswives share a deep horizontal comradeship
>>143641059
I'd never do that to you babe.I don't have a facebook
Who /preorderedbloodandwine/ here
>>143641916
Got the season pass + the game for like $40 over Christmas senpai
>>143641916
>trying to clear all the ?'s in Skellige while waiting for B&W
Fucking kill me
>>143641916
3 days..!
>>143642228
2 days 11 hours...!
Sad waifu...
Glad waifu!
Mad waifu
Muh waifu
>>143641916
Do you even play TW3 or did you just want to scare the anon who dreamt of you posting about B&W?
>waifu makes you dinner
>>143642492
>>143642581
>>143642634
>tfw have waifu screenshots for all these moods and they are all from the exact same conversation
>>143643221
A bit of both.
>>143643340
>my waifu makes me dinner
>>143643340
Waifu sleeps in the dumpster
>>143643760
Why did you leave us?
>>143643831
Your waifu appears to be a tattooed man
>>143643859
DkS3, but I peeked in every now and then but there was just nothing to post.
I noticed how the general was gone for a few hours because someone force-merged it with /meg/ by fooling the mods.That was pretty funny IMHO
>>143643904
Maybe that's how I like them
I'm looking at Pillars of Eternity disassembled here. What would be an actual REASONABLE proc rate for Riposte?I just want my goddamn counterattack build.
>>143646486
>messing with Sawyer's perfectly balanced game mechanics
Get on the fucking cross
liara?
>>143648825
T'soni
>>143648927
yes!
>>143644347
It's funny in hindsight but I was worried it would continue to work.
>>143649001
yeah it was pretty fucking bad
i don't think the guy who did it even expected it to work so well
>>143640404
>men
try dating someone above 22
>>143649412
t. 23 y/o
>>143640804
>I never said I never had a BF
As if that was necessary
I SAID ENOUGH
>>143650690
Quit yelling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyu96_UlALk
http://imgur.com/a/CzoYp
(not gay porn)
>>143657694
um what if a girls looking at it????
>>143657694
Thanks for the warning! I almost clicked that
>>143657694
>futa
. . .
>>143658235
There's nothing more feminine than feminine dicks
http://i.4cdn.org/y/1464427417465.png
MEN with dicks
>>143658349
That guy's bellybutton creeps me out
>>143620480
>the fingers
Jesus, why?
>>143624082
It looks like the baby from that old Dinosaurs show.
Textures from Bioware games?
>>143632187
Is this Drag Morrigan?
>>143644347
Summoning effective. Good to see you're still alive.
>>143657694
>Huh. Pretty good so f-- !!
>>143659440
My summon sign is always down for you....
Where can i find the latest patch? I tried importing a downloaded save and it says i need the latest version of some dlc stuff which i thought i had. Is there a superpatch for everything or something?
>>143660628
Hasn't been cracked
Choa! Choa....!!
>>143660723
Too difficult or too irrelevant?
>>143663926
Former. It can be done but it's way too difficult and timeconsuming.
sometimes I wish I was a girl
>>143664870
why
>>143664961
so I can look as cute as I feel
>>143665020
Become a trap
>>143665063
that's gay though
>>143665116
Become a trap and try to seduce Kiki
>>143665336
but I want to be the one getting seduced
>>143665525
That's a bit gay
>>143665747
it wouldn't be if I was a girl
>>143661915
AOA or Crayon Pop?
I want pic related to be a romance option in DA4
But at the same time including her would start a cancerous tirade of identity politics shitposting that would make more news than the game itself
>Implying that DA4 will still occur, of course
>>143668276
Is it gay if she has a bussy?
>>143668276
If they ever decided to make a tranny LI, it would definitely be a ftm because then at least the tumblrina audience would eat him up. mtf? tumblrinas are mostly straight, they wouldn't lust after a girl-looking creature, and straight males wouldn't consider it because of the benis
>>143667340
A O A
O
A O A
>>143670537
Miri...?
Should I?
>>143672041
Do it.
>>143672226
S-shoot?
>>143672492
No, don't.I fucking hope you have enough points.
>>143672041
Yes, save him from the pain of becoming a meme character in ME3
>>143672682
It wouldn't be highlighted otherwise. Either way, it is done.
>>143672930
You did good, son.
>>143668995
>Mostly straight
That's a laugh.
But I still want to make love to the magic widow while solving creepy magic conspiracies in Tevinter
>>143672041
I don't remember much from ME but I remember replaying a lot of hours just to change my points and save Wrex. Best gecko desu
>>143674923
You could do that just by getting that armor, you know
>>143675374
No idea, only did 1 blind playthrough
>>143675486
Fair enough. Getting that quest meant lots of tedious travelling and lots of talking.
>madam of the Dragon Age
Oh no, looks like one of the cannibals came back for Geralt and is eating him at this very moment!
>>143678690
That's nice
>>143678690
Is that semen dripping down his forehead?
>>143679828
Yes
>>143677449
Finally a selfie of our solaswife
>>143680904
That's clearly not a selfie
>>143681625
>You have to hold your phone in your hand to make a picture by yourself
>>143672041
Killing him, Mordin, Jack, Thane, and probably most of the other killable characters makes ME3 a slightly more coherent game.
>>143678690
Is cum leaking from his scalp?
>>143682630
>Mordin, Jack, Thane
Oh hell no
>>143683471
Did you... did you willingly not read the rest of the post?
>>143683939
Why? What does it matter?
tfw no yandere Yuno GF
>>143684158
I would think you'd prefer to not have to see characters you like be ruined by shitty writing.
>>143686320
xtreme beach volleyball.....
>>143686320
Nice tits.
I mean hey.
>>143686620
...never!
>>143686884
>rainbow
gay agenda!!!
>>143686884
pedo
>>143688535
>looks like 20-something
>canonically 1000+ years old
Where's the pedo?
>>143688797
P E D O
>>143688832
Nice talking to you
>>143688797
>volleyball game
>canon
what
>>143689061
You do know she's in the fighting game as well, right?
>>143689193
>fighting game
>canon
>>143689193
You do know talking like this makes you sound like a faggot, right?
>>143690313
Like what?
>>143690751
Like a patronizing cunt
>>143690996
Like you?
>>143691076
Nice talking to you ;)
love this fake drama!!!
It'sshut the fuck uptime
Are Varric and Solas Cole's parents?
>>143692640
Cute elfus?
>>143692946
No, his mum and dad are
>>143692957
Nice... necklace...
>>143692946
How would that even make sense?
post overwatchfus right now or else!!!
>>143692946
Of course they are. Don't listen to these charlatans.
>>143693220
>>>/owg/
>>143628826
So...
girlpussy or boypussy?
>>143697279
Milfpussy
>>143697279
both at once?
>>143698786
you may not have a choice...
What are the real odds of us playing the inquisitor again in DA4? Unless they dial it back and have us play a grunt who's only purpose is to raise the stakes for the last DA game (they only wanted to make 5 I believe), I cannot see just any nobody taking over.
>>143700189
not gonna happen
>>143700189
It was always a nobody taking over until they weren't a nobody anymore
>>143700487
But it wasn't a 3 act finish like origins or even 2. We know the stakes of the world of Thedas now and the only one truly adept at knowing how to stop the big threat is the inquisitor and her allies.
>>143700692
>her
>>143700779
>Thinks anyone gives a fuck about a male inquisitor aside from him being a preliminary marketing figurehead to not scare manbabbies away
Blood and Wine is downloading to my PS4!!
>>143701098
women can't fight or lead so...
>>143701098
You're simultaneously attempting to be smug while posting complete falsehoods. Pretty good /v/ impersonation but a little too much tumblr quality feminism.
>>143701136
tfw no preload on pc
>>143701468
>v is a hivemind
this needs to stop
I can't decide if I want to make Cole more human or not. I heard about the outcomes for it in Tresspasser and they both sound great. What did you guys pick, and why?
>waifu applying your hemorrhoid cream
>finger "accidentally" slips into your anus
>>143703439
More human, maybe he can stop being a creepy mindreader
>human cole can get a gf
>i can't
>>143703439
>not kicking Cole out
just lmeow
>Solas and I have an open relationship
Which TWICE do you want to h_ld h_nds with?
>>143707914
>TWICE
?
>>143708026
http://youtu.be/JA39c9vUX80
>>143708516
The one that looks like jessica
I'm gonna marry Tulpa!!
>>143709753
I have to find him first...
>>143710484
He's mine!
>>143660542
Unless you're playing dks3/in their general, yeah?
>>143664870
For what fucking purpose?
I found this after looking for Dragon Age cookies, thinking someone would have done elaborate and pretty things with baked goods. Surprisingly not a bad tattoo.
>>143677449
How did you even find this?
>>143692957
Not quite ayyyy enough.
>>143703439
Spirit. Fuck confining him to a form.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QvNXYDn5i0
Come to bed...
Okay, so I'm hankering for a DAO playthrough again, and I can't decide what to play. Thinking of either a DW warrior (Dalish or Human noble doesn't matter), a Mage (maybe using that Dalish Mage Origin mod?), or biting the bullet and going full archer.
Any suggestions?
Alternatively, dubs decides what I play.
>>143721213
Archery is boring
>>143721453
Never pursued it, so I wouldn't know. What's your favorite playthrough?
>>143721534
I find magic or dual dagger rogue to be most fun
Yo boys what's poppin
>>143721725
Seconding this, archery and 2h are pretty boring in origins.
>>143721725
Dual Dagger Rogue was my main Canon playthrough a few years back. Female Noble too.
Hm. What's a good origin to pair with it? I find Dalish to suck tremendously. I've done three or more female city elf and at least have a dozen Dwarf playthroughs.
>>143721213
mage is always the most fun imo
>>143723209
>Hm. What's a good origin to pair with it?
if you mean as a mage, I don't think it really makes any difference between human and elf besides the occasional 'ur just an elf' comment. as for rogue i don't really recall.
personally for mage I always pick human because hawke is a distant relative of human-mage-warden
>>143723964
I mostly meant for DW Rogue/Warrior.
>>143724265
Ah. can't really help you there.
I always felt DA:O didn't make rogues/warriors have interesting enough combat and/or spent much more time on making mages extra fun. so many of the rogue/warrior abilities are tied up in mutually exclusive modal-buff-spells and passives to make your auto-attacks better. spend way more time just auto-attacking and waiting for your relatively small pool of useful activated abilities to come off cooldown. whereas a mage can end up with an entire screen's hotbar practically filled with activated abilities that can also spell-combo.
>>143725069
I wonder now: How would a dagger-wielding mage work? Especially an Arcane Warrior? Is there an obvious flaw/weakness of such a build I'm missing? Like, go with the Dalish mage mod, go AW, and then keep light armor and daggers?
>>143725429
well, any arcane warrior is generally pretty strong, but in that scenario you'd be missing out on the ability to backstab, the passives that offset the normal weakness of the offhand dagger (assuming a mage can even equip one? i forget), and you'd suffer the normal arcane warrior penalties of major fatigue and various arbitrary spells requiring you to go through the 'shealth weapons' animation before you cast them (unless you got the mod that removes that).
honestly beyond the novelty of soloing the game as an extremely tanky arcane warrior mage, i've always felt the best use for it was to get the initial ability that lets you wear heavy armor based on your magic stat (even when it's not active), never actually activating it, throwing on a heavy armor set that has -fatigue and +stamina(mana) regeneration bonuses, and playing like a regular staff/caster mage except way tougher
>>143623779
What/who is this?
>>143729771
a darkspawn, probably a hurlock, though i couldn't tell you from which game.
>>143730041
DAO.
Ded
>>143722848
muh dick
>>143734926
Morrigan longlegs
>>143707914
Mina on one side and Sana on the other
>blood and wine is a 15 gb download
>no preload
>>143737906
Are you in a rush?
>>143738070
i would just like to be able to play it when it comes out
>>143738158
What difference will it make?
>>143738452
I'll be awake when it comes out, and I don't have anything better to do on Tuesday
>>143738507
But couldn't you find something to do? I mean, if it were any other Tuesday, and this game wasn't coming out, what would you do?
>>143738863Probably keeping an eye on /dag/ in case it starts to die, honestly. I have nothing going on over the summer
>>143737906
>average download speed is 13kb/s
If any of you fuckers post spoilers
>>143739036
>13kb/s
where the fuck do you live
>>143738936
What do you have going on when it isn't Summer? Don't you have other games you want to play? Maybe some shows, or films, or whatever other hobbies.
>>143739086
Classes
Yo /da/g, how ya night so far
just killed a spider by myself ladies
>>143740693
>143740693
proud of u kid
Katy's feet...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHsxZyUtpA
>>143742070
never really been into this stuff, but the quality bugs me more than anything. sounds like it was recorded in a garage.
>>143742714
i dig the low quality, old recordings always sound comfy to me
>>143742969
>i dig the low quality
explains why you're on /dag/
>>143743183
hah, savage
why enemies appear out of thin air in DA2?
>>143744337
Because bioware was on tight schedule and they had to pad out stuff somehow
>>143709753
I want a carriage and lots of white horses... and a castle...
>>143715680
>Unless you're playing dks3/in their general, yeah?
That simulates the lag and summon failures due to time outs that usually go along with summoning.
>That pic
>tfw it took me a minute to realize I'm looking at legs and butt
Too focussed on waifu. It's a little off tho
>>143744839
I'll pick you up in my Prius and we can go to White Castle
>>143745089
>Hybrid
don't tell me my spouse is a hippie....
>>143746245
>The 2016 model year Prius Eco ranks as the all-time most fuel efficient gasoline-powered car available in the US without plug-in capability
Gotta save money to provide for you...
>>143744839
I wanted to see a griffon
>>143746352
I see, that makes sense... my monthly pedicure is not exactly cheap...
>>143746760
>Impyling we won't fly across DA4's world map on one
>With silky smooth 5 FPS
>>143747084
>monthly pedicure
I read that as monthly procedure
I want your hot love and emotion
Spend a week wit your boy I'll be calling you my girlfriend
>>143751207
Am I finally getting my sex change operation!?
>>143751305
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
swag
swag
swag
on you
HEY WAKE UP
kirkwall is in such a mess because there are too many females in high positions
>>143760458
Not true, Isabela is responsible for most of it and she's just a diseased whore
kirkwall is in such a mess because there are too few elves in high positions
Which Overwatch character would you're waifu be???
>>143762667
Which one is the lewd slut?
>>143762667
>uses orbs of destruction
>bald
>immortal
This one
Whereas the beautiful is limited, the sublime is limitless, so that the mind in the presence of the sublime, attempting to imagine what it cannot, has pain in the failure but pleasure in contemplating the immensity of the attempt
>>143762939
>omnic rights
just lmeo
>>143770610
>that finger
>that broken elbow
>that dead fish stare
Someone put him out of his misery
>>143770610
>anders
>fenris
>alistair
>cullen
literally every annoying DA character in one picture
>>143774118
>solas
>iron bull
>cole
>>143774728
there is literally nothing wrong with cole
>>143774728
There is literally nothing wrong with Solas
>>143774728
>iron bull
what a silly name
>>143775684
It's THE Iron Bull ;) He's also pansexual, it's very important to the overall character ;-)
Is it true that Tali is the best waifu of all times?
>>143776275
No, whoever told you that is a sick fuck
>>143775747
so he fucks what? male,female,animals,trees?
Reminds me of colefriend's art
>>143777604
>giving Solas a penis nose
Delete this immediately
>>143778162
>Solaswife doesn't know what a penis looks like
Not at all surprised
>>143777578
Yes
>>143778381
>everyone who posts about Solas is me
I meant it was me, but you still shouldn't make assumptions
>>143778664
>I mean it was me, but you still shouldn't make assumptions
genuinely laughed out loud
I have a question about the Tresspasser DLC. Does it begin automatically after defeating Corypheus, or does it give you time to do other things? I wanted to finish the main story, do the first two DLCs, and then Tresspasser.
>>143779086
You can do other stuff after Cory
>>143776275
Absolutely
>>143777571
No.
>>143777604
Colefriend never loved you
>>143781301
Your love is enough for me
>>143781530
Tali = Triss
Miri = Yen
>>143777571
>dead
why
MEG used one of my collages for their OP... MEGmemories...
>>143783252
Tali best waifu
Triss best witcherfu
>>143783680
MEGmories?
>>143740693
Our hero..
>>143783680
Why don't you make one for us? Not enough material?
>>143783680
Go back there at once
>>143782592
>1kel
literally who?
>>143783680
I thought u hated this place, WG
>have "Triss" filtered
>see blank posts on /dag/
>know it's about Triss without even unhiding them
Burn the Triss
>>143787561
Triss is piss.
>Last booru post was almost 5 months ago
Let it all go...
>>143784510
I have in the past.
>>143787027
I left in 2012...
>>143787358
I am NOT Western...
>>143788305
At least there's selfies on page 1
>>143791336
>>143793183
good
>>143744839
The art style is pretty cartoony and the dragon looks like it's a mask.
I think it took me a bit to realize it was a thigh too.
>>143745089
White Castle is just the shitty Northern version of Krystal though.
>>143746352
With a Prius though? If you guys sit and do enough hallucinogens while saying the right words, maybe a griffon will pick you up.
>>143776275
I confused Tali with Tallis in my mind. It would have been funnier tbqh.
>>143783627
Janitor = daddy?
>>143783252
Liara = Ciri
>>143793183
Dorian looks a little chub here. Should have narrowed the face more.
>>143783252
tali=merrill
>>143795951
Chubby Dorian is best Dorian...
>>143795573
Good.
>>143796191
You prefer him on the plump side?
>>143796592
More cushion for the pushin'!
Dorian is illogically buff in game. As an affluent mage, he should be a little chubby and have slightly muscular arms.
>>143796910
He also doesn't dress very affluently
>read a dorian feeding fic
>nothing sexual happens
>literally just inquisitor giving him permission to get fat
why are women so disgustin
>>143797129
>>read a fic
That's where you went wrong
>>143797385
There is literally nothing wrong with fanfiction
>>143797129
Because we want to hold and nurture ungrateful creatures like you.
Were you expecting them to rut while shoving pigs in a blanket in each other's buttholes?
>>143797553
>we
will you be my gf
>>143797667
Only after you complete some very important quests.
>>143798064
what kinds of quests?
>>143800181
Perilous quests.
>>143803265
what about lewd quests...
>>143806107
Quest 1: Post lewd selfie on /dag/+/bwg/
>>143807297
lewd selfie
>>143807297
He found the loophole..
/dag/ my shoes are falling apart, should I get light blue converse again or be a little bold and get a red pair?
>>143807913
Both oth these colors are pretty gay for shoes
>>143808125
Okay what about gray?
>>143807648
.............no.
>>143808172
Get grey then. I can't fathom why anyone would want them since they're made of cloth, uncomfortable and get saturated when it rains.
>>143808798
They are very comfortable to me although I've been wearing them for at least a decade. Also I like feeling the rain on my toes.
>>143807913
>tfw can't remember the last time I didn't just buy similar looking black dress shoes again
Wait I do remember. In school and some people even bullied me because they were blue. And now look at this fucking trend, everyone has blue shoes or some other color that was considered weird a few years ago.
>>143807913
Mustard yellow
>>143809176
Blue dress shoes?
>>143809328
Sneakers, I think. No clue about shoe types
Want to hug...
>>143810130
c'mere big guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB8g1h152bQ
>>143810130
She's mine...
>>143810130
looks like she is snickering at you
Started playing Inquisition recently and just checked out this general. Anyone ever talk about games or is it all just memes?
>>143813721
Get in line..!
>>143814230
It's just memes except in the rare instances where a new person comes along and starts posting about the game and generating on-topic discussion
>>143814230
You should've come here at release times.
brb going to pick up our chinese food
>>143814230
We are just a happy incestous family, no memes
>>143814305
Conga line?!?!
>>143814305
>>143810130
w h a t m o d
>>143814701
You're goddamn right!!!
>>143814913
Handmade for a personal use.
>>143815125
please share...
>>143815274
I tested it with MEUITM, not sure if it'll work without it. For Texmod.https://mega.nz/#!QgtByTxD!nJZ0Jh5Kca8CkDi7AplyztzcRPDEjQp6P21T0XLZUcE
>>143817006
absolutely based. i use MEUITM anyway
have you tested it during the romance scene?
>>143814918
Cute!
>>143817180
Nope, I didn'tjust started a new playthrough. Maybe there's a neck seam, and I even know how to fix it, but I need to be sure the mod has this bug first.
>>143817671
I might still have a save from that point in the game. I'll check for youforgot to actually post this before I started the game
There's a neck seam, I tried to get a screenshot but my screenshot software doesn't seem to play nicely with texmod
>>143819319
Here, it probably should fix the seam.https://mega.nz/#!B00hDSKR!NEkZXYyXcTnowAR9rsp4tysUTYe9cvcqT0w6g84LnWU
Thanks for testing, by the way.
>>143820410
No problem, thanks for uploading
Fuck I want to play ME again now
geralt-sama~
>>143821407
1 day..!
>>143821631
so close... yet so far...
>>143822027
We're bwgnas, waiting is a natural way of living for us...
>>143822404
are boys dag/bwgnas too or is there a different name for us
http://www.strawpoll.me/10347520
http://www.strawpoll.me/10347520
http://www.strawpoll.me/10347520
http://www.strawpoll.me/10347520
>>143822867
We're all dabwgnas.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>143824328
what!
>>143824403
spider in my pants
>>143824495
it just wants love
>>143824495
take a picture of the spider in your pants for us
>>143824495
It's Morri and her kin visiting you, be grateful.
HEY GUYS
>>143824784
The best way to be grateful is to crush it.
>>143817006
>>143815125
What exactly did you do? Outfit looks like the same halfassed texture from MEUITM. Did you do something to her face?
>>143829728
her face is different
>>143822660
get out with this tumblresque isabela.
absolutely disgusting.
>>143829728
Recolored the green outfit, it's blue now, and replaced the face texture with LotSB's.
Also, >>143820510-anon, I fixed her normal map a bit because of one unpleasant bug for asari who share the same texture, so here's a final 3.0 version.I have the same mod for ME2 pre-LotSB Liara if you need it, btw.
https://mega.nz/#!s5EznCZZ!tTv-D6Kd0TNCeFK7yg9qIoS37WXbRO9IyPX15UrlMWQ
>>143831430
>I have the same mod for ME2 pre-LotSB Liara if you need it, btw.
PleaseAlso fuck you for making me play ME series again
>>143831430
'Handmade' was a little disingenuous.
>>143831621
Here you go. Now with slightly autistic smug Liara in-game sample, won't be able to take any more screenshots before I start ME2.Where the fuck are all my good ME2 screenshots with pre-lotsb Liara?
https://mega.nz/#!dkdVDZbI!Gzbg5wJTsJgbsbLcoy1v1pw1M1SfioSuMHHFFbgxV6U
>spoilerAdmit it, you like it.
>>143831914
Agreed, it's an incorrect phrase. I meant "the mod is made by myself for myself".
>>143833170
thanks m8
>beating waifu
>she starts to bruise
What do
>>143822660
This triggers me
late night when you need my looove...
>>143836016
Do you unironically listen to that song?
>>143836283
i listen to a lot of things
>>143836357
besides the moans of cute girls underneath your body
>>143838264
low blow
>>143838930
mine does it up high
>>143839032
what does that even mean
>>143834191
Use oranges in pantyhose?
Why would you beat your waifu?
>>143839302
Have to put her in her place
>>143839413
You needa good woman to beat some sense into you.
>>143839538
>being a beta and allowing your woman to walk all over you
lmfaoing my ass off
I hope you've all been flossing your teeth...
>>143842638
what
>>143842957
I haven't been reminding you guys lately and I hope you've been keeping up with it
maggots in my brain
>>143843085
are you sure it's not autism
faggots in my brain
>>143843130
if i have to become autistic to play this, it's a burden i'll gladly bear
you're my chocolate
if /dag/ was a room in real life what kind of music would be playing?
>>143846841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM0Cx4q4QPQ
>>143846841
Solas love AMV's
I am in dire need of assistance
>>143847502
With what?
>>143847681
My foot wont stop itching
>>143847726
http://www.wikihow.com/Scratch-Your-Back
>>143847883
Man everything on my body is starting to itch now, every time I scratch one spot three more pop up, please for the love of god somebody help me
>>143848449
take an antihistamine
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man
can't fuckin wait to cuddle up in bed with my waifu
getting so happy just thinking about it
i love yousleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSZxmZmBfnU
>>143848449
I heard that saliva stops itching, want me to give you a tongue bath?
>>143851190
Your waifu isn't real
You're just going to hump your pillow
>>143851398
sleep IS real and we're embracing each other RIGHT NOW
Solas is the only living person who can dream about waifus at will
>>143851372
No dude what that's disgusting, just help me scratch it like a normal person
>>143851727
Just use a knife
>>143851727
You're no fun
>>143851398
You underestimate my powers...
>>143851795
You have a strange idea of fun and even stranger ways of achieving it
Is autism infectious?
>>143852220
I wasn't autistic when I first came here, make of that what you will
>>143854802
this is how nightmares begin
>>143854802
Y-you too
bump-a-rum
>>143857598
>>143859958
Granny is not supposed to be sexy
>>143860254
Wynne does not care about the rules
>>143840190
>all this talk about being a beta
>is probably the biggest beta here
Okay.
*huff*
*puff*
>>143866526
Looks like that model with big eyebrows /tv/ likes to post
>mfw I see /dag/ still exists after Trespasser has long released
>>143867052
What? You actually believe we play that shit?
preparing fresh bread
>>143868950
no pls I'm almost done
>>143868994
you're making one? go ahead then
