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>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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>Mumble
mumble.com/mumble-download.php
/tf2g/ Mumble!
Address: mumble-de.cleanvoice.com
Port: 48816
pottis
hi
>>128550996
hey, thats my screenshot
>tf2
>not tfc
pottis
pottis
>>128550996
post angry screenshots
>it's a medic contract
>>128551338
This is the cutest webm.
>>128552527
i like russian ones better
>>128551338
hi xionxang
noob here
pls rate my loadout
how get better at spy?
>>128553538
Sneaky/10
>>128553538
whoops
>>128553731
don't use amby if you can't aim
>play spy, which i don't do often
>score two doms being a huge piece of shit with the ambassador and the dead ringer
>die three times, all from attempting actual spy shit (one botched backstab and two botched sappings)
i don't think i'm cut out for this class
>>128553731
Pretty good loadout. Best learn map layouts as best you can so you can get from point A to point B as fast as possible while invisible. As the other guy said, if you cant land headshots don't use the Amby.
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/609126
come mumble too
Address: mumble-de.cleanvoice.com
Port: 48816
>>128553347
hi
>these advanced objectives
why must i suffer
>>128555518
Just ask to tauntkill someone a few times.
>make a single mistake as soldier
>pryro can continue w+m1
ing me and wins by default
I'm really upset about this game sometimes
>>128555725
Why don't you make some distance first? I mean, you are the most mobile class.
>>128555725
just shoot at his feet you scrub
i bet its all euros in mumble
>>128555058
your lobby is fucking shit like yourself. You barely have over a thousand hours and you're kicking people for no reason. Not to mention, you're a futa fag which really seals the deal on your autism. Fucking an hero
>>128556594
Addendum: futa fags are the most dislikeable because people specifically say "no futa" in the OP and you guys still post futa.
Literally worse than furries
>>128555853
Running backwards is easy to get stuck somewhere and rocketjumping away will make it impossible to kill him too, since it's easy to reflect and having even faster to reload before dealing any damage
>>128556594
why didn't you join the mumble
you had a russian name and no lobbies so we thought id just be a guy griefing
>>128556594
this kid is PISSED
>>128557185
I'm not russian you retard, and he had more lobbies and hours than yourself I might add.
You're an asswipe who kicks players who are better than you because he might not speak english (something you don't even know is true or not).
English is the most common language in the world, more chinese people speak english than American.
Kill yourself
>>128557430
yeah bro
>>128557284
I just don't understand why people take lobbies so seriously that they kick people who might possibly affect their chance of winning. It's a lobby, not ESEA, stop trying to stack the teams like a little bitch
>>128557430
>lobby count matters
>playtime matters
>being this upset
>>128557574
i just dont understand why people take lobbies so seriously they post angry paragraphs on laotian moon landing faking plazas when they get kicked from the video game
>>128557430
he only kicked this guy
https://tf2center.com/profile/76561198007937321
russian name and 8 lobbies
shut the fuck up idiot
>>128557574
I personally only ever kick people who are faggots or stacking.
GOLD FRYING PAN DROP!
>>128558286
>people still care about this
>>128558286
I bet you still care that people sometimes destroy their golden frying pans
showstopper is my tf2compfu
>>128559347
this one is mine
>>128559347
>>128556594
>>128557430
It was actually my friend who posted the lobby but to clear things up
i hope you don't really think I'm on those groups seriosly, or that I like half the things on there
>more lobbies than you
he had 8, I have 800, not thaty it fucking matters, nor playtime, as in
>bare over a thousand hours
which I'm sorry I don't have, because my efforts to spend every waking hour of my life playing this game are neglected by the other aspects of my life
>who kicks players who are better than you because he might not speak english
russian is actually cool and i'll learn it someday
i kicked him after asking my friend and getting a yes
you should also considering not getting pissed over videogames
also another lobby up:
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/609169
I'm really bored with pubs that pick the worst possible teamcomps with tons of engis, snipers and spies and not a single medic anywhere seen. I main medic and it always happens I play anything else, nobody is even noticing that it's impossible to take a fucking point when half the team is building their shit sentries in our base and not even one of them dropping a teleporter that is usefull, holy shit these people playing this game
>>128559490
Who is that trap?
>>128559840
nursey
>>128559960
fuckoff i wasnt gonna say anything
its waffleb
>>128559643
Play comp then
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jbTAsrLhxz
psa
>>128560974
No they aren't. A real gay guy would never touch one. True traps are only for bisexuals and girls.
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/609183
gasol lobby incoming
>>128560974
.......
ok
>>128561151
>A real gay guy
you sure sound like a Homosexual Expert
youre wrong btw
>>128561352
>gasol lobby
(puke)
>>128561482
Actually, I'm bisexual myself, which makes me an expert on the topic.
>>128561642
no you're just a trap lover and a closet gay
>>128561828
If I'm gay, then why do I want a girl to literally suffocate me with her breasts?
so mad
>>128562014
because you just want men to have breasts to replace the need for a proper female
bet you like fuckers on hormones too
>>128562169
Counter argument. No I don't.
>>128562167
hey i know that person in the chat
>>128562167
>Aida's Wrath
>>128562789
Its Ada you faggot not everything has to do with Aida. God damn you're so obsessed with them. Just confess your love for them and have sex already
>>128562384
which one?
>>128562789
dont associate me with that person please
>>128563058
this
i want to have *** with my tf2gfu
>>128563860
i want to havelobbywith my tf2gfu
i want toawoowith my tf2g
>>128564324
fuck you
I want totalkabout tf2_.
>>128564672
What do you want to talk about?
There are too many shitters on the thread to have a proper discussion.
>>128563970
Hey I can be your tf2gfu if that's what you want.
>>128564820
you sound kinda rude i dont want you to be my tf2gfu
>>128564938
Want to lobby instead?
>>128564820
Well, okay.
Why is having more stickybomb launcher kills than Grenade Launcher kills considered something to be ashamed of?
I'll never understand why players who don't care about the objective still care about not losing. If all you care about is dming, losing has no impact on your ability to dm. The map restarts and you get back to it.
>>128565024
it isnt
if youre playing right thats what they should look like
baddies get really upsetwhen they die to sticks though i still dont know why
>>128565024
Is this a joke? I think it was because of people complaining about stickies.
Back then, they were just better than pipes, but now I'm not so sure.
>>128565053
You can KILL for a few more seconds when you win.
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/609220
meme format 6s
>get bored and decide to play on an orange server
>server full of nothing but demos throwing stickies everywhere
I have a feeling this is what always crit servers look like all the time
>>128565880
Go sniper and kill them with bodyshots
Or engineer with pistol
>>128565024
That's just salt from pubscrubs. In comp, the sticky launcher is the demo's main workhorse.
At any rate, expecting an 8 sticky gun to have fewer kills than a 4 grenade gun sounds like demoknight shittery.
its my reddit cakeday
what should i do
>>128566005
>first few shots
>a second highest score demo on the enemy team starts spamming about body shotting noob sniper in chat
This is just too hilarious. I find it hilarious watching some of the demomen trying to kill people with stickies from a mile away by full charging the launcher.
>>128566468
Post some bullshit and lap up the attention. Same thing your doing here really.
>>128566468
Praise Alan Rickman's performance in Sweeney Todd
Everyone else keeps circlejerking over Die Hard and Harry Potter
Have any of you guys played tf2 classic? Is it any good or is it an even deader game?
>>128567563
its retarded
>>128567563
it's pretty damn bad, despite what the nostalgic retards that didnt even play the game will say.
and it's very dead
>>128566730
First one I thought of was Dogma.
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/609259
more meme 6s
i dont like gasol
>>128569898
what has he done
how do i confess to my tf2gfu
>>128567949
>>128568049
damn, I was hoping for good news, thanks though
>check tf2 reddit for any official news or updates
>notice something weird
>check it out
>circlejerker fag here is a m'lady redditor with tens of thousands of fake internet points for having popular opinions
I guess I shouldn't be surprised
>>128570731
he truly has no standards
Who here only pretends to be gay to get attention?I don't. I like dick.
>>128563058
:x
that's not easy
>>128571424
gays, lesbians, bisexuals and transsexuals should be killed
>>128571845
I'd like to see you try.
>>128571845
So is this a cry out for help? Are you planning on killing yourself? Don't do it you shouldn't kill yourself.
>>128572018
mge me irl
>>128572061
i am none of the things i listed
>>128571845
Don't worry they won't reproduce. LGBT liberation is a secret ploy to remove the faggot genes from gene pool.
We can't have all of the homos stay in the closet and make homo babies. Very clever.
let me comm with you next time ok?
>>128570273
I wish I knew. My tf2gfu is some who that came in the mumble last night. I dont know who the heck they are but they sounded really cute tbg
lets play a game
>>128572914
yes
>>128572914
maybe
by the way, first come first serve
>>128573309
>>128573551
hes reaping it all boys
how do people make the "pyro hurt" "demo hurt" etc show up on their hud?
>>128575272
idiot HRRGAAAAAAAAA
>>128575293
it's black box you stupid nigger
>Have story idea for tf2 sfm movie
>It's over dramatic shit that I cant find a way to put humor into
Cringey drama sfm movies are the worst, but my autism can't be quelled
>>128575448
SHHHHHHHHHUT UP SHH
your puzzles fucking suck
then how come youre almost losing it
check mate
>not play TF2 for over a year
>redownload it recently
>most of my favorite loadouts are there that i could not sell
>shit I did sell are selling for basically pennies for what I told them as
>feeling it again
>that rush of a minisentry+pistol/shotgun kill
>that high of not sucking with the quick fix
>that splurgenasty in my pants during a black box+conch run
>the magical sounds of killstreaks with scout stock
>LnL+demoknight still is fun kinda i guess
help me, I already spent thousands of hours and dollars on this game and dont wanna get sucked back in
>>128555518
>charge
>run into someone
>repeat five more times
>>128575965
Why would you deny yourself happiness from something you enjoy? Just play the fucking game faggot.
>>128576097
good job
>>128576097
PEEP PEEP you lost a two keys raffle stupid
>>128575965
Wait for the matchmaking
Why don't you have all the taunts, /tf2g/?
>>128576304
The answer is black box
new one
>>128576661
im black
*steals*
>>128576518
because i'm poor
shit general mods please delete
>>128577107
V
>>128576518
>Every class has at least two taunts except for Heavy
>Heavy doesn't even have one made by Valve
Remember when Heavy was the face of TF2?
>>128577107
A
>>128577107
I said E don't ignore me faggot
>>128577331
>>128577331
>>128577348
first come first serve fagola
>>128576518
because there are only 8 slots and some are fucking terrible
>Sniper notepad
>Sniper eye thing
>medic xray
>demo mushroom cloud
>both pyro taunts
>chicken and ninja
>alien
>russian dance
All fucking awful
>>128577490
Battalion's Backup
>>128577490
babyfaces blaster
he's only accepting input from half left
this is an irc circlejerk game spilling over into the thread
hope the mods comes in soon for his daily cp check and gets rid of it
>>128577554
ding ding ding hes right folks
contragulations
>>128577537
>medic xray is bad
better watch that hot opinion
>>128577764
What's my prize
(x.x)
. |
. |
. |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiZDgxYYzfw\This update was lewd as fuck
>>128577537
I'll give you all of that except the Medic X-ray and the Russian dance.
They're pretty cool.
I honestly don't like the Meet the Medic taunt, personally.
>>128578296
fuck you
>>128578296
t f 2 -
g f u
>>128578332
lol youre dumb
>>128578482
shit man
>>128578687
nice try
>>128578794
nice try
>>128578794
poot tis
>>128579395
fire axe RETARD
give raffles
What's the best Spy shirt cosmetic to go with the Deep Cover Operator? I wanna look as much like Snake as possible.
>>128579419
>>128579419
wrong
>>128579526
you're also wrong just so you know
>>128579579
zep green rouges col rouge
ive got one if you want to buy it
>>128579593
vita-saw
otherwise you're putting spaces in because im pretty sure ubersaw is one word
>>128577962
>spy, engineer, demo, sniper, and soldier
Jesus fuck what were they having a gay orgy when recording it?
>>128579593
bone saw
>>128579679
youre wrong
one more try
>>128579684
sorry bb
>>128579964
medi gun
>>128565053
Fuck, the seventh frame in that gif actually gave me a bit of a feel.
Spy trying to make a genuine connection with Scout, his now stepson and being rebuffed time and again. Christ, looking at the romance lessons now from this perspective it looks like he's being almost fatherly in his own way.
>>128580020
you killed the stick man
are you happy
>>128575098
>>128575098
>>128575098
>>128575098
>>128575098
someone pls respond
>>128580227
x.x
>>128580312
captions/subtitles
Thoughts on the Direct Hit?
>>128580840
o'er power
thoughts on me
*thinks about you*
>>128580840
entertaining weapon
>>128580840
use it against pubbies who are raging in chat
makes them twice as mad with half the effort
>>128581806
I found it best to use against people with pockets. Or at least get the med so the other guy can be picked off.
It just makes me wish I had people to play with that were competent and not just retards sitting afk in spawn.
*thinks about my tf2gfu*
>>128582348
this desu, I always seem to eat the med and get the guy down to red health, and then they spam binds/taunt. I know it shouldnt bother me but I get a bit salty
>>128582612
Yeah, I get a little miffed when I can't take people out when they have a pocket or something, or when there people not really helping towards the goal.
Though really, most of it lately has been the tough break servers. Might be one reason behind it. Old people like the old maps, new people want the new maps.
who here likes sawmill
>Here's the gameplay of the most recent version of TF2 MM, 6v6 + interp fixed, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKnXpEqZdbg
>>128562167
>>128583636
I love b4nny but his voice is so grating.
>>128583591
Only if there are no snipers abusing the shitty spawn house placement
>>128577537
>He doesn't like the kazotzky kick
does he like me
>>128584296
He only likes guys who don't spam their gayness into the thread
>>128576518
Because after I bought the Zoomin Broom I unbound all of the rest of my taunt by name taunts. One broom to rule them all, and in the darkness taunt them.
Fastest moving taunt, moves at 200 hmus (heavy walks at ~230 iirc), next closes is the single class boxtrot, followed by conga and Kazotsky at 50 hmu.
I should probably look into mannaerobics, but it looked like another 50 hmu.
>>128584452
>He only likes guys
oh
>>128583591
h*ck yes!
I havent seen a combat medic in what seems like months. I used to see them all the time.
What happened?
>>128584453
what the fuck dude
why does the speed matter
>>128576518
Because you don't raffu enough
>>128584740
No idea.
With all the new shit out it just really isn't a viable strategy, even less so than it used to be.
That and most medics tend to roll with the Crossbow these days, because once you get good with it it's really fucking nice to heal your teammates from across the map/kill some asshole who thought he could take you one because you were a medic.
>>128565272
Sticky launcher is basically a straight upgrade to the default launcher. Unless you can actually aim, in which case you should be using the loch n load anyway.
Dota
>5v5
>less per character cosmetics than TF2
>less physics reliant
CSGO
>only skins
>all weapons are hitscan
TF2
>16v16
>four cosmetics per class
>paints
>unusual effects
>jigglebones
>sprays
>projectiles
>>128585090
if you could actually aim, why use loch n load over stock when you can potentially do more damage with stock
>>128585090
>Unless you can actually aim, in which case you should be using the loch n load anyway.
lol
>>128585178
what is your point
>>128585741
tf2 is bloatware
>>128585782
oki doki
>>128585782
>I don't actually know anything about coding, much less making a game from scratch but im still going to use buzzwords /g/ taught me!
>>128586009
who are you quoting lol
I bet tf2g nerds are gonna stack matchmaking with their comp friends and ruin it for everyone else.
>>128587131
Yeah fuck those nerds
>>128587131
youre joking right
If you are from a third world country (any country in South/Central America or Africa) please do not buy the matchmaking pass we don't want you laggy people in our servers.
>>128587131
>friends
>>128587713
im sorry for your loss
>>128587131
they'll be placed in the highest rank after like 10 games and then they'll be the ones getting stomped
do you now know how ranked matchmaking works
>>128583636
viewmodels no longer forced on??
>Point Hat Man tries to demoknight
>Using tide turner
>WHY CAN'T I GET EYELANDER CRITS?
Do people really just slap on items without reading what they do?
How can pyro get fixed to be more rewarding for good combos instead just w+m1 to kill several people? The balance between effort and reward seem plain bad
>>128588962
remove the flaregun, give him faster movespeed, and buff the shotgun to do like 10 more damage
What is the best spy loadout?
Im thinking of maining spy
>>128588962
>combos require effort
>>128589503
There are only two viable playstyles: One with a Dead Ringer, and one with stock Invisiwatch. Have fun.
>>128589503
>Im thinking of maining spy
i would recommend not doing that
http://steamcommunity.com/id/trumplightningpoke/inventory/
search "in memory of"
jack also made his furry buttbuddy ragequit it was great
>>128584740
Because it's literally a playstyle for useless faggots who don't actually do the job of the medic which is to be the force multiplier of the team.
By all means be tasty as fuck with an ubersaw but the execution of the idea is stupid. Above all your objective should be to survive, not chase kills.
>>128589654
A f2p guy that just picked up the game would not get the idea to do one instead running around to do a flank with backburner
>>128588962
Remove all of the crit combo shit and make the guns more rewarding that actually take skill like the shotgun. Bascially buff the shotgun and make it his main weapon.
Make the flamethrower a short burst of damage on short range and then a cooldown so people can't just w+m1 but have to time it properly. Like a thing that you can use to ambush people with and then it has to regenerate.
>>128590086
youre a fag dude
