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>Tips and guides
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>Trading
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BP check: backpack.tf
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Scrapbanking: scrapbank.me | scrapwh.com | scrap.tf
Betting: saloon.tf
>Competitive
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ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>Mumble
mumble.com/mumble-download.php
/tf2g/ Mumble!
Address: mumble-de.cleanvoice.com
Port: 48816
first for my tf2gfu
>>128405335
This "tf2gfu" meme is getting out of hand.
can anyone ring for me for a pug? we just need a roamer gold div
nth for the best mercenary, always and forever.
i joined the tf2g meme team will i receive a ugc medal by the end of the season
It's been a long time since I've played. Are there any servers that turn off all the goofy shit and leave only vanilla weapons?
All riiiight
>>128406212
im not in middle school fuck u
>>128405943
YesThe orange box on xboxBots, even
There's gotta be a better way
>>128406212
i want 26dollar to bully me
>>128406341
did a n*gger steal your computer
>>128406040
Just use a paint program to change it orange/red. I use paint.net
>>128406341
is this ok
did i get the color right
>>128407192
The color can be anything you want, but if you want mine its [201, 83, 22]
>>128407365
i do not want yours
>playing in pub
>random guys spamming keybinds
>some guy had the entire script for "the bee movie" on a bind
good god some times i love this community
>>128407192
Looks great. Don't know how close it is to 255 73 73, but it'll work just fine. God bless
I probably shoulda made it into a transparent png instead of a jpg
>>128407458
Christ, everyone's doing it since it showed up on /r/tf2 now
>>128407524
damnit i thought it was oc idiocy
at least the names are still funny
tfw doing so well in a pub that you earn a random pocket
:3
do me well
>>128407632
>tfw when in a pub and a soldier has a medic shoved up his ass
Shit..
>>128407601
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/40c889/i_made_a_tf2_bind_for_the_entire_bee_movie_script/
They wish
>>128407835
Niiiice.That subtext is beautiful
anyone beat my jump_beef record yet
>>128408167
what was it
>>128408213
2:24 winner gets an item
add me
>>128406212
its not
im not on it
>>128407835
try this
https://a.uguu.se/vewutn_tflogo.vtf
i saved it in vtfedit
>>128408424
id?
>>128408416
i'll try
are you gasol, as mentioned in this post >>128408424 ?
>>128408536
yes
i had a dream about my tf2gfu
>>128408935
who is it
>>128408523
Yesssss. Thank you very very much
I guess all I've got left to find out is how to switch up the background images when launching the game. Maybe the Main Menu background, too
>>128409036
To replace the launching screen you need to have a folder set up like this, and it's just like replacing the Team Fortress 2 logo. For the tough break menu screen the file name is 'title_team_tough_break.vtf' and 'title_team_tough_break_widescreen.vtf'
mfw i CRY
Is there any reason to NOT use the Phlog?
>jump map has a water section
JUST
>>128409414
>tfw spy main
>tfw not spergy as shit
>tfw don't have any shit like this on my profile
>tfw am associated with people like this anyway
HOLY SHIT
IM USING THE STEAM CONTROLLER
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>128409414
>tfw engi main
>tfw this guys sappin my pootis
>>128413334
Is it hard to play with
>>128413832
Isn't this from that one Meet the Spy video?
Boy, that takes me back.
>>128414335
clearly they were outclassed
Do I just need to fucking wait for drops and hope they're good ones?
Fuck. Everyone's running around with lasers and shit and I haven't played since Sniper Vs Spy.
This is bonkers. Looks fun though, If I play/trade enough to get the fun weapons.
why has robots destroyed gotten so fucking expensive?
>>128415284
it hasn't been re-released
fucking only counts wrench kills on engi which blows
someone post a raffle that isn't me
>>128410343
In order to use the phlog you have to play pyro.
So there's no reason to use phlog.
is there normal universal killstreak kits?
i want to use one with the crossing guard
>>128416309
Im pretty sure there was, by now most of them were probably applied already
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/27687943#latest
Daily reminder that shit you say 2+ years back WILL follow you
I blasted the shit out of a bunch of other youtubers and now I'm still dealing with people digging up insults I don't even remember saying
I don't think muselk remembers it but raja and some others did so it was embarrassing as fuck when I eventually met them again
>>128417325
who cares about a youtuber's opinion
>>128417325
le stop pretending to matter to a bunch of youtubes memers
>>128417325
Are you a le tf2tuber (lenny)
>>128415234
You will never be happy.
whats the point of getting buffed at round start as scout if your buff is gone by the time you get to mid
>>128417325
what do you care? if someone can't accept that we were all spergs once upon a time then their opinion shouldn't mean much to you
>>128419501
Crit heals, medic builds uber faster off of it
>>128419717
you are not understanding my post correctly
there are 3 other players to heal at round start
>>128419501
you get buffed near the middle of the rollout, really depends on the map
you should have around 140-160
every bit of health counts in tf2, it's a game about positioning and health advantage
>>128420164
Because you're going to run out of a Medic's reach so he can bring you up for your crit heals and THEN heal the other 3 players as they run out.
>>128420316
>>128420316
process you are at like 130 and sometimes as low as 125 depending on your spawn
>>128420353
what
>>128420748
I wait a second for a buff on process, giving me around 155 or so depending on spawn. It doesn't really matter, since you shouldn't be taking heavy damage
>>128421691
le phlog is overpowered may may
>>128421691
Add me for ERP :3
>>128421691
BOOOM!!! HEADSHOT!!!!!!!
>>128421691
spit in my mouth
>>128421691
Add Reference Here
>>128421691
The right way to play pyro
>>128421691
Thanks b4nny
>>128422246
Winrar
>>128422404
But really Phlog is fine
>>128422404
Stop calling Phlog OP you retarded
>>128406212
>eronna
>>128422404
im a better pyro than him tho :^)
Can now place buy orders on items that aren't commodities in SCM. Automated quickbuying is now a thing.
>>128422404
i love b4nny's thick cock inside me
>>128422404
reddit taught me everything i knew!
>>128406212
LITERALLY
WHOOOOOO
>>128422645
my tf2gfu
>>128422404
don't be embarrassed about getting outplayed by a pro
>>128421691
>>128422246
>>128422404
>>128424351
Thanks for making this happen.
>>128424658
I'm a bit out of touch
what's that item bottom right? does that festivize weapons?
>>128424748
A Gun Mettle/Tough Break festivizer. Festivizes any skinned weapon.
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/26120755
do you guys ever wonder what this game would've been like if it had decent hit registration
trickstabs would've never become a thing
demoknights wouldn't be half as obnoxious
200+ ping sniper wouldn't be a viable strat
>>128427682
>>128427682
1. yes they would
2. they never were if you could aim ("bad hitboxes" aren't an excuse)
3. it isn't right now, but if you're complaining about getting shot around a corner, that would still happen even with perfect hitboxes idiot
My Knifestorm Whoopee Cap for his Bubling HWNN + 20 keys
Yes or no?
>>128429860
do you like the bubbling effect? do you wear the hat with no name more then the whoopee cap? if yes to both then yes do the trade. if no to either then you may want to reconsider
>>128429860
You'd be losing ~20k and bubbling is a pain to sell, keep the cap
help me escape \tf2g\
>no good custom servers anymore
>servers that do still exist are filled with annoying kiddies and their le epic binds
>feel bad for stomping on new players in valve servers
>too shit for comp
despite all this, i still come back to the game even when im not enjoying it
>>128431585
>implying there were good custom servers
nostalgia goggles.
>servers that do still exist are filled with annoying kiddies and their le epic binds
have always existed, you just like the lingo of the old internet more. nostalgia goggles
>feel bad for stomping
>too shit for comp
guess who isn't stomping? You can be a terrible player and play competitive.
;_;
>>128431974
>>128431974
So since trading by being a predatory fish is dead, what's the new way to obtain FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE shit in TF2?
>>128431974
>le cancer furfag
an exquisite meme
i will fish for (you)'s as well, just like u
>playing pyro on Vanguard
>spy tries to stairstab me
>take one step back and fry him
>tell him its not acceptable to try and trick stab me
>he then spends the entire game trying to kill me
>trickstabs, Amby, dead ringer
>all the pub shitter "I learned how to play from youtube" tricks
>match nearly over
>would have dominated him three times over if you could layer dominations
>we lose
>see him running towards me
>he finally gets the crit butterknife on me during humiliation time
>Spy: "Cant trickstab you? Bigheaded pyro. Think before you speak next time"
>He instantly disconnects
I hope he felt good about himself.
>>128432525
here's your reply
>>128432397
Pretend to be a girl
>>128432397
become some random idiot's tf2fu
as well as this >>128432785
How do I get gud with spy? I try playing and he just makes me so fucking angry
>>128433421
E-Z spy for dumb funks:
Equip L'etranger + Stock all
Look at where your team is
Guess where the enemy team is
Cloak then disguise (in that order) before the enemy can see you
Dodge people/spam, you don't have to take dumb routes as long as you figure out how people are aiming
Use the infinite cloak from letranger + ammo pickups to wait until your team starts fighting
Decloak and stab people when they are distracted by the enemy team
Run behind your team away from the enemy
Repeat
>>128433421
1. press ,
2. press any number 1 through 8
Kill yourself if you say running instead of using or playing.
>I'm running soldier
>I'm running kritzkrieg
FUCK YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FUCKER
>>128434439
I'm running a train on you.
>>128434439
did a scout kill you one too many times
>>128433421
Just use the Dead Ringer so you can always pussy out at a moments notice. If that's not enough, put the Spycicle on too, to help you pussy out even more. Also, buy stranges and unusuals so that everyone knows how good you are at spy.
Speaking of Spy, how do spy mains feel about the new 10 seconds of seeing team mates after respawn thing?
It seems like it could be pretty fucked if someone spawning can call you cloaking/decloaking/disguising while you're nowhere near them
the omphud scoreboard broke. would someone be so kind and post their scoreboard.res if it still works?
>>128434439
SHAME ON A NIGGA THAT TRIES TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA
>>128407632
Are you that Blastoise faggot
>>128434439
I popped crits on a solly
Oh <lenny face> he was a shpoo
>>128407632
>Get a random pocket
>Get overconfident
>Get ubered
>Kill nothing
>Medic dies
>I die
>Medic switches to sniper
>>128436771
>play without viewmodels and sound
>get pocketed
>dont notice the kritz until last second
>medic quits the server
oh
WHY IS EDITING SO ANNOYING ITS 3AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Mode -h Xenosbid by sjiscat
JUSTICE
I dont like him either but posting on the thread won't do anything but potentially start shit up
sorry :r
It's ok, we all get carried away :B
>>128439514
god bless junk
ayy rofl
>>128440375
if only he had been here yesterday :r
where is my CONTRACT
>>128440771
I dunno bud, I just finished my twelfth.
>>128440771
I got my 11th this morning. Try to go and play a bit, maybe it'll show up.
do people even play this game anymore or is it just all hat tradingdo people play custom maps anymore or has CSGO esports syndrome taken over
So niggers, I've been tempted to get the tough break thingy thing
Is it worth it? Do the items have any market value?
>>128441326
Items lost all their market value a long time ago
>>128441321
People play
About 70% or so on valve pubs
The other 30% is equally divided amonst smaller numbers of more densely packed community servers, trade/DuMb servers, and Comp-only players
Successfully performed the rollout from jump oats on process. I feel like a beast and beat all the scouts to mid. Guess all those unlimited hours on jump servers werent for nothing.
Ive only finished 2 jump maps before. Hows the rollout training going for you guys.
>>128441326
If you're lucky enough to get a lot of Pyroland cases you'll theoretically be able to get your money back.
>>128441539
>unlimited
>2 maps
granted i also have a very high number of hours for a low clear count but really?
>>128441493
so basically it's not worth getting back into as either a semi-casual player or mapper
Post snipers
>>128441647
Because most maps become bullshit as you continue through them involving ridiculously complex prolonged jumps. A course isnt a problem but when you have to quad sync into a catch pogo descent its a little beyond me.
>>128432542
I love people like this.
>>128442109
>>128442109
>>128442109
I wish the cape was all class.
And not totally gross.
At least its got a team colored style now.
>>128442109
>>128436334
the SOAD cover is based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV7unXHZagM
>>128442748
this is embarassing lmao
I think it's funny how being a mercenary is considered a regular day job in tf2
>>128439514
oh i can enjoy the irc again
That feeling when you pop a flame resist as a crits phlog comes around the corner and can't do any damage to you or your healing target.
I'm not sure there are many better feelings.
>>128442748
I gotta agree with >>128442836
this is pretty embarrassing. I would delete your post.
Where the raffus at?
right here
ded game
ded general
i love my tf2gfu
>>128444621
>I'm pubstomping a f2p
>better blog about it on 4chan
kill yourself nigger
>>128447490
>using the vac as intended is pubstomping
>not being happy you can survive a crit boosted ambush
Lot of projection there buddy.
>>128447680
>bragging about killing the easiest class in the game played by literal 12 year olds who have never touched an fps before
how about you join a pug and play against people who aren't retarded?
Bragging about doing well in a pub is autistic enough, but having to brag about it on 4chan is truly pathetic
>>128448002
Chill bro, damn, you're so angry about nothing.
>>128447680
>I killed a pyro without an airblast
No wonder you guys are dead. Anger management problems and no raffus.
>>128448241
>medic.
>doing damage.
>>128448327
>CSGO and dota 2 have the angriest most petulant children screaming and raging
>they regularly get hundreds of thousands of players a day, almost a million sometimes
>>128448425
Well I didn't say the game is dead
>>128448370
>medic
>not doing damage
Git gud
>>128448760
Dude medic is only for healing and if you do any damage you dumb, there is no reason for the medic to ever attack the enemy.
>>128448370
>he doesnt get epic bowshots
>>128448949
>medic having a bow.
I think you mean sniper.
Jesus do you even play the game?
http://tf2r.com/k28500h.html
fucking pubbies know nothing oh my god
>>128448902
>not using crossbow and ubersaw
>>128449210
>crossbow
Jesus that peice of shit, the overdose is much better than it. who doesn't love faster movement speed?
Pair it with the vita saw so that when you die you have uber that much faster. I mean as a medic you can't do any real damage so every class will just wipe the floor with you.
>>128449510
>vita saw
Crutch. Stop dying.
>crossbow
>not doing damage
Please stop
>>128448241No matter how I look at the Warden I always see the Once-ler
>>128449669
Bro don't you know the crossbow is terrible I mean look at this video, it totally proves my point about the crossbow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTKRppO533o
Give me your honest opinion
Cast aside your dumb optimism and bitter cynicism and give me what you truly think
Will tf2 ever get on the popularity level of CSGO, LOL, etc?
Will it even get a fraction of that, or does it really just depend on Valve?
>>128450007
maybe
yes and yes
does shuckle hate muslims
>>128450007
It wont. Its come to far to try and push for serious competitive play. They've waited too long. Plus its probably too complex for most to really get into it.
>>128449076
>trying this hard
>>128450007
No, comp requires teamwork and most people want to be the lone wolf on their own.
It's dota only like 3/4 people on each team? It will be much more difficult to get 6/9 players working together with a bunch of random people. I mean look at pubs, it's super unorganized and chaotic.
>>128450007
csgo and league carry a certain appeal that tf2 doesnt have, people who are looking for a game to play generally lean toawrds "mature" looking games like csgo with its realistic guns and shit and league and dota with their sci-fi/fantasy looks. the average 17 year old looking for a game to play on the weekend will look at tf2 and see it as too childish for their young adult tastes. MOBAs in general and csgo also have the star power that comes from already established competitive leagues, while tf2 has comp most players cant name the top ten players in tf2 comp, while many csgo and MOBA players can name the top players in their game. tf2 could have been popular at the levels of csgo and league if comp came out around the time it went f2p and hoards of players were pouring in, but at this point its too late, many people who were interested in a competitive game have moved on to MOBAs and csgo, and have become attached enough to those games that comp matchmaking wouldnt be enough to draw them back. 90% of new tf2 plays start playing because they found those goofy meet the team videos on youtube, not because they are looking for a competitive experience. tf2 doesnt draw in players looking for a "hardcore gaming expirience" mostly because the market for that is already saturated with copycat mobas and cs ripoffs, witth most players just playing csgo and league/dota, tf2 has already been established as a "silly hat collecting game" not a "competitive game" for the "hardcore gamer" and chances are its gonna stay that way
>>128450665
im glad highlander isnt gonna be supported ever ever
>>128450898
I'm pretty sure I heard that it's going to be 6s and highlander for comp matchmaking, or did I hear wrong?
>>128450007
Nah, they marketed the game as a silly casual fun game for baddies for way too long. It took them 8 years to even consider adding features for competitive players.
They missed the train by several years. Now it's too little too late. Maybe they could have made the game popular in other circles than the 12 year old f2p crowd if they would have supported the competitive scene with price pools and official tournaments in 2008 or 2009. They could have given comp features to people who bought the premium version of the game instead of more hats and backpack features.
Instead they decided to add medieval mode, mvm, vr support and endless streams of broken unbalanced weapons.
>>128451068
So far the only people who have gotten in to MM beta are Invite 6s players and their friends and Valve hasn't said anything to them about 9v9
>>128451068
b4nny told hlers not to hold their breath since the mm servers are so unreliable they couldn't even do 6v6 without crashing.
*cries*
>>128451332
They've added and forgotten about a lot more than that.
>Decals
>Coaching
>Retiring hats
>Territorial Control
>Medieval Mode
>Special Delivery
>Arena
>Mann vs Machine
>Cactus Canyon
>Training Mode/Bots
>Collectors Items/Chemistry Sets
>Strangifiers
>Austraiums
>Replays
>>128450883
Who are the top 10 tf2 players?
I only know b4nny and sheep
Is the 12th contract out?
>>128452269
I just did 13, so yeah.
I use the sydney sleeper
am I gay
>>128452269
Welp, 2 of mine are late then
>>128452387
I use the Sports Shine with green goggles and the fingerless gloves, and I'm only bi. I think you're good.
>>128452387
i like the sydney sleeper because you don't have to name and you can give it a fun name like "loli piss cannon" and taunt after every kill
>>128452676
DON'T HAVE TO AIM I AM SORRY
>>128441539
>jump academy
>cant beat pogo 1
>cant beat sync 2
Both these jumps are so unnecessary.
>>128452109
>Arena
rest in piece sweet prince
>>128452956
>>jump academy
Jump academy is the worst baddie trap in the history of video games. A single horribly designed map spread over myriads of laggy servers with "teachers" who could barely finish jump_rush in two hours. Actually good jumpers avoid it like the plague so you end up with a giant echo chamber of bad players teaching other bad players how to jump badly.
How has Valve not fixed the Virginia servers yet, this is a fucking joke
>>128453594
They probably don't know it's a problem
Seriously, who actually reports things? The entire playerbase just posts complaints on their fagorite community and blames valve for not doing anything
>>128453594
I hope it's the next thing I can add to this >>128452109 list.
im suck
i (you) my tf2gfu's d*ck every night
o///o
tf2r.com/kf295gy.html
What are some actually good hitsounds? I'd prefer something soft and short. Most i've found were dumb voice clips.
>>128454741
Quake hitsound a best
im soft and short
>>128454741
Memes aside, Undertale's hit sound works nicely.
>>128454741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN6P_jJ9Dfg
>>128454741
I use "l4d reward" on tf2 dingaling
I want to use something different though since it doesn't pitch down very well
>>128455146
>funny
>that even being remotely funny
Was this made by a 10 year old?
>>128454961
>>128455092
>>128455246
Thanks, I'll consider them.
>>128455146
Exactly what I didn't want, thank you.
>>128454741
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ORdqC99Gh3
if you are a weeb
Ay judge me senpaitachi and famettes
>>128456257
level 3 autism
>>128456257
One day you will stand in front of the gates of heaven and this will be presented as the reason why you can't enter and be reunited with your friends and family.
>>128456257
That chin is the worst.
Chef medic is neat.
Heavy is gay.
Scout is not offensive.
Pyro iscute.
Soldier not bad.
Spy is odd. Also not a fan of that coat.
>>128456257
most of these seem like "I had 3 hats for this class"
while not particularly gaudy or gross, none of them look all that good
>>128457210
out of all those I thought the pyro was the most autistic one so that tells me a lot
>>128457210
Maybe their goal was to make heavy look homosexual?
Kinda makes me think about "The Village People"
my hitsound
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HVF1CO93yq
>>128456257
Soldier's alright.
>>128457384
Is there a way to make a pyro loadout that doesn't look autistic? Also, it reminds me of that astronaut ghost from that one episode of the Venture Bros.
my hitsound
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fTNJ8igxSK
>>128457925
well I was going for astronaut ghost so good
>>128457979
!!!
>>128458150
is he ok
Post youre fun loadouts :^)
>>128455557
>can't tell the video isn't serious
>>128458510
do you hate muslims
>>128458623
I dunno man there have been people I thought werent serious but turned out to be serious I have to question everything now with a grain of a salt
im serious about you
i wonder if my tf2gfu is serious about me
what the fuck is this
it looks like a comic of some sort
>>128458856
no my friend i am an advocate of sharia law
>>128459852
She got a new microphone, and the two of them are probably gonna go lez out over it.
>>128459852
>I think salt and vinegar potato chips are the best
Someone with good choice of chips?
low quality comic by someone with basic knowledge of digital art and comic structure
>>128459852
yakui is a desperate degenerate that will take any shot at any sort of relationship
>>128460014
can you livestream your suicide
>>128460051
>Someone with good choice of chips?
Where did you get that idea?
>>128458514
>>128460246
no my friend my duty is just part of the IIDF
convert to islam btw it's cool
>>128454741
scout saying "boink"
>>128460574
>not naming the objector beam because it's a pole
>>128462082
Squigly is honestly the best skullgirls character
