Festive edition
Old thread: >>125399456
News:
>Dragon Age: Magekiller #1 out!
>No Bioware games on sale
>MASS EFFECT: ANDROMEDA leaked details
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1144160
Dragon Age Stuff:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/5dazGqUA
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Buying Christmas presents for his waifu
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x46QHercK4s
Friendly reminder that Weekes > Gaider
nth for waifu
/bwg/...
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>Weekes
History...
>>125637918
i love you, archive-anon
Solas did nothing wrong.
>>125640432
He broke my heart ;_;
>/bwg/
This is now /dag/
>>125641318
agreed
>>125641797
thread 893
>>125641318
>>125642034
C-Cory, stop.
>>125642080
no
>>125642080
Come closer anon
>>125642340
You got a little piece of something hanging off your ear. Here let me get that for you.
>>125642487
Can you see it better now, anon...?
>>125642571
Never mind, I don't think I can help you. Yes. It would be kinder in the long run..
>>125642340
This is my first time, Corypheus-sama. B-be gentle...
>>125642571
Why am I laughing so fucking hard at this?
>samefagging this much
it's better not to post at all sometimes
>>125643401
>samefagging
yeah you got me. I was trying to coerce some anons into erotic corypheus roleplay. Stop embarrassing me
>>125636541
>says /dag/ in the OP image
>make the thread /bwg/ anyway for no reason
way to go, idiot
>>125644032
>8 posters before this post
>still 8 posters now
Again, stop samefagging
>>125636541
wuld you rather cass or garrett???
or both??
>>125644296
Cass, then Man Cass.>male LI with fucky accent never ever again
>>125644516
are you the cory poster or the solas poster, sweetie?
>>125644296
Marian...
>>125641797
Does this piss anyone else off?
It's like half of the hair options make my female characters look like they have premature balding ffs.
>>125645236
It's the pompadour wig, fampai.
>>125641797
That is one hideous elf
>>125645236
it's because they made all the hair options unisex
>>125646443
Why can't I marry Canderous...
Anyone else annoyed by the serious lack of hair choices in Inquisition?
I kind of hate the non-cutscene chats. I can't fucking here shit
pretty sure this whole blog is one /dag/na t b h
>>125646803
Nope, just you.
>>125645809
thanks
>>125646930
pretty sure you should just kill yourself instead of posting about your blog on 4chan
>we will never EVER see Oghren again
He just doesn't fit the type of character bioware tries to make anymore :(
http://dragonageconfessions.tumblr.com/post/135267318929
>>125647176
um... see you in hell I guess...
>>125647193
It's times like these I'm ashamed I like this series. Well, at least I got into the series before people liked this even existed. way back in 2009
>>125647182
Much too problematic and abusive for the hyper sensitive audience Bioware has cultivated. See
>>125647057
Now, if he was DFAB and his skin was a few shades darker, that would be considered progressive and acceptable.
What DA:I character is secretly asex freak
>>125647445
drunk fat and bald?
>>125647505
Morrigan because she's a lesbian psychopath. :3
http://strawpoll.me/6289549
>>125647564
anyone got a razor?
>>125647176
everyone post a link to their tumblr...!
Krem would have been better if it was just a woman who wanted to be a soldier
>>125647505
Adan
>>125647840
I don't have one. It looks so confusing, and I'm not sure what I'd even do with it
>>125647840
Someone found it monthes ago... there's nothing interesting on it...
>>125647193
I wish people would stop appropriating our white hetero American Christian image board.
Goodnight /bwg/...
>>125647898
Is he part dwarf?
think you'll play as the inquisitor again next game? Who better to stop Solas
>>125649152
We won't see Solas until DA5.
>>125649152
I'm still hoping for two protags, herald of hessarian andcyborgherald of andraste.
>>125649152
>Who better to stop Solas
Someone who is not fucking dead maybe heh
Finally, /bwg/ at last.
What are your favorite Christmas songs?
>>125656312
Did you want it to be /bwg/ just so you could post that shittily drawn image?
>>125656973
No, you dumb faggot. I wanted it to be /bwg/ so we could talk about the older Bioware games.
>>125656626
santa baby
>>125656626
Jingle Bells
>>125656626
They are so annoying... it's like a special, returning and neverending kind of Adele...
>>125637395
Why doesn't he cut off his dick already?
So I got Inquisition for cheap and I was wondering if it would be ok to skip origins and start playing it.
Or is it going to be like Witcher 3 and dump a bunch of pre game decisions on me I have no context to?
>>125660679
There's a save import function but it's mostly its own game, and your decisions don't matter anyway
>>125637395
>this is the guy in charge of the future of DA
Reminder that every important NPC in DA4 will be female and every companion will be trans and romancable
>>125660679
>if it would be ok to skip origins
Don't skip the best game, anon. Just do not. might as well get it, it's not that expensive anymore.
But theoretically you could start with DA:I, you just wouldn't recognize some returning characters and shit. But neither does your PC because it's not the same one from origins.
>>125660823
What's wrong with female companions, you some kind of homo?
>>125647401
Same. Back then the people posting about this game on the BSN were the same people who played Baldur's Gate and the first Witcher. Now it's all tumblrinas and SJW's talking about who Bioware should make romancable next and how to be more inclusive
>>125647505
Arl Howe
>>125649152
Nah, you'll probably play as someone recruited by the Inquisition though. When he's defeated they should give you the option to give Solas over to the Inquisition, kill him yourself or give him over to Tevinter for a public burning
>>125660837
What about DA2?
>>125656626
The Christmas Song with Nat King Cole
>>125660850
I didn't say there was any thing wrong with them. It's Weekes who don't want any in his game. He'll make them trans instead. The only women will be stronk female NPC's who you can't romance
>>125661387
Out of DAI characters, Hawke, Cullen, Cassandra and Varric are also in DA2 but they're completely different between the two games so I don't think you'd miss much if you skipped it
>>125661541
Well, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually put a trans-sexual female LI in DA4 considering how much praise Bioware got for Krem. I don't think they'd completely remove normal characters though, not even Bioware is that progressive
>>125647193
Good fucking god. I know that people mean well, but this kind of brain damage should be culled.
>>125661729
>not even Bioware is that progressive
Didn't they do that in DA2? Everyone was pansexual.
>>125662963
That's not at all close to giving you a female waifu with a penis
Reminder that the Archon of Tevinter is a Power Rangers character
>>125663035
I'd rather have a waifu with a dick than the DA2 ones desu.
>>125663091
what about default femhawke? can she be my waifu?
>>125647963
Only really good for fan art and bullshit curiosities. The layout sucks and searching for anything seems more complicated than it should be with hashtag crap.
>>125663091
I'm not a waifu expert, but Isabela/Merrill seems like a much better combination than Cassandra/Josephine or even Ash/Liara
>>125663210
>shittalking Cass and Liara
why
>>125663298
Mostly meant Josephine by that, and ME1 Liara is plain shit
>>125656626
Bing Crosby-I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
>>125663350
fair enough, they weren't at their top waifu game in ME1 yet, but it's kinda unfair to compare it to DA2 where they focused much more on the romances because the rest of the game was too shit even for their casual audience
shadow borker blueberry is GOAT though
>>125656626
Carol of the Bells
>>125663535
I thought we were talking about waifus as characters, not their content. DA2 has no good cutscenes of anything anyway
>>125663870
>waifus as characters
then you can't really discount Liara based on ME1 since she's still the same character in 2 and 3
>>125663210
>romancing Merrill
That's a good way to end up on FBI watch list
>>125664189
Not with these mammaries
>>125664575
Merrill is a terrorist and satanist so her being borderline underage isn't the only reason that black van is pulling up next to your home right now.
>>125664575
I'm kind of amazed how BioWare manages to go for the tumblr audience while also giving their naive petite girls and masculine warrior-girls huge tits
they would be triggered by OMG VIDEOGAME TITS if the games were made by any other company
>>125663210
I would take Cass/Josie over Isabela/Merrill. At least in the former case one of the options is straight.
>>125664748
I don't know, I haven't seen anyone triggered by Triss's tits or Isabela's outfit. There was that instance where someone got mad because Morrigan is wearing a bikini next to her underage son, but showing off your body is ok now in general it seems
sauce on the vega pic in the op pls
I wanna go home
>>125670487
Don't worry, we will make it nice and cozy with Christmas celebrations in /bwg/ any minute now.
>>125664946
It's only if you kiss the ring. If you're a Japanese beta who just wants to make entertainment you're a shitlord if you dress women in your games wrong. However if you're a homosexual Canadian progressive fatty you can dress them however you want because you're a good goy and give the feminaz lip service. It can literally be the exact same costume but tumblr only gets triggered if a nonperson makes it.
>>125670719
Let's vocaroo Christmas songs!
>>125671153
If you say so
9 hours till I'm going home for the holidays, how to kill this time before the bus leaves ;___;
>>125672204
Can't wait for you to fuck off either
>>125671983
Damn straight. SJWism is all about if you're friends with the cultists or not, the actual things that are happening and what you're doing doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you're a woman or a spic or whatever, they will fuck your shit up if you're not on their side and their side is arbitrary depending on the time of day.
>>125672204
Shitposting?
>>125672697
Well that is not very nice anon
>>125672794
Well alright, since you apparently want to continue talking about this, care to explain why nobody was bothered by the designs in The Witcher 3? And don't say 'because no womyn played it' or something because a lot of them did
>>125673268
I remember this article
http://www.polygon.com/2015/5/13/8533059/the-witcher-3-review-wild-hunt-PC-PS4-Xbox-one
Dude cries about how sexist the world is
>>125673268
http://bikiniarmorbattledamage.tumblr.com/post/121999239234/
>>125673613
Didn't stop it from winning pretty much every price in this existence and the beyond
>>125673940
That just shows SJWs don't have as much pull in the industry as you seem to think
>>125673613
Isn't there someone on twitter you could be bothering about this?
>>125674125
What? Dude asked why no one was bothered about the designs in Witcher 3 and I showed him that some faggots were bothered
>>125674217
I'm sorry, I misinterpreted your link. I thought the argument was only gay canadians were allowed to put scantily clad women in their games and other Japanese and Polish people couldn't and that you were the op. God this is all too stupid for words.
>>125673924
Everyone should just be bi, it's nice to enjoy sexualized females and males both and not feel oppressed
>>125674673
Not a problem bro, the entire debate these guys are having is stupid anyway
>>125673613
It was a pretty good review until he started complaining about Keira's areolas and "I don't recall a single non-white humanoid anywhere!"
It's so weird when someone talks about actually relevant things, like camera and open world implementation, but then abruptly ends his article with some uninspired comments about too much cleavage as if there's a quota of complaining about misogyny and racism by omission to meet
>>125673268
They were too busy decrying that there was too many slavs and not enough niggers in the game.
>>125675193
ur stupid
>>125673992
I never thought they did. . .
DA wouldn't suffer that hard from being more tumblrtriggering, it would attract people that would normally not have bothered with DA anymore instead and it would be pretty much evened out again. The problem lies within BW, after all it would have been wise to continue the style of DA:O since it was their most successful game at the time, yet they moved so far away from it that they made their art guy fuck off willingly.
>>125675364
That pic looks rapey
>>125675795
Legit curious as to what your goal in posting this here is. This isn't tumblr. You're not going to whip us up into a frenzy.
>>125675795
>I never thought they did
So when they practically banned tits and asses in video games in the west that was nothing?
>>125676661
censoring nudity is fucking stupid
but so is crying about it, who cares about tits in fucking vidya man
>>125676394
Maybe he's just making a point? You seem pretty riled up about something though
Since this is bioware general now
http://strawpoll.me/6291810
>>125677019
Witcher 3
>>125677107
I literally just played Witcher 3. It was good.
>>125676394
Uh... I responded to a post that was about how much influence SJWs have on gaming with a post about how much influence SJWs have on Dragon Age...? Not much of goal behind it, I just wanna kill some time in a ded place on the internet.
>>125676939
I assume you mean that DAO bullshit, big deal lmeo... all the people that wanna play it can still get an english copy, might not even affect its usual sales.
>>125677019
Mass Effect is more festive, it actually has a party
>>125677282
I'm replaying it right now too
>that absolute nosedive in storytelling quality after you meet Ciri
At least there's Hearts of Stone to look forward to...
>>125677309
DOA you mean. There is no DAO Xtreme beach volleyball. There will NEVER be. Kill me.
>>125676880
>but so is crying about it
Gee, not wanting to live in a sexually repressed society is stupid now? Not wanting puritans to decide if a video game is going to be allowed on the market or not is stupid?
>>125677842
>muh sexual repression
yes, you are stupid
>>125677731
Oops. That might have been my inner wish for a DAO Xtreme guiding my hand.
>>125677731
>tfw you'll never see Oghren bounding across the beach towards you in slow motion in full 1080p HD
Why go on living?
Not bad.
>>125677919
You a mormon or something? Tell me how it is stupid to be against censorship.
>>125678179
>everyone who doesn't agree with me is a repressed christian
yup, stupid
>>125678179
You're right. I was having hot premarital sex with my girlfriend but then gay sjws stopped DOA beach volleyball from getting imported to the America and now I'm Amish and I'm posting to 4chan through a telegraph. You caught me :(
>>125678106
GILF Thom...
Why does Anita and her SJW army keep CENSORING my video games??!?!?! I thought this was America. This is why I'm voting Trump!!
>>125678256
TELL ME HOW IT IS STUPID TO NOT WANT CENSORSHIP. TELL ME FAGGOT. I don't care if you're a hardcore follower of an abrahamic religion or an SJW faggot, just stop avoiding the question.
>>125678416
But you're in a Bioware thread, did you not also catch the gays?
>>125678753
bro, I specifically said "censoring nudity is fucking stupid"
stop getting so wound up, it's making my wife who I only fuck through a hole in the sheets cry
>>125676880
>who cares about tits in fucking vidya man
Who cares about violence in fucking vidya mane?
What sort of autist care about them video games, man?
>>125679061
censoring violence impedes gameplay
censoring tits impedes your fapping (but you probably call it muh artistic vision)
I bet you care about sex scenes in movies as well, faggot
>>125678640
Librul pls return to reddit or tumblr.
um stop lol
>>125679207
>censoring violence impedes gameplay
No it doesn't, removing blood and gore and making the sharp dangerous weapons blunt doesn't impact the gameplay in any way. Changing all the characters to robots so that no humans are hurt changes nothing gameplay related. The only thing removing violence changes is how stiff your murderboner is.
>>125679409
oh yeah that's true, I thought you meant removing the violent actions
>>125644785
I was the Cory poster, but I went to bed before I saw this
>>125677309
Did you misquote that one post?
>>125679240
This desu, this is worse than being dead.
>>125680294
>Did you misquote that one post?
So I did, I can't handle it if /bwg/ moves faster than 1 post per hour.
>>125657167
>play Jade Empire
>discover that you can actually rail Sky as a man if you're a complete bitch to Silk Fox and Dawn Star
Never fail to be amazed with Jade Empire. Some of the dialogue is hilarious too, you can neg everyone into wanting the D
>>125680823
I think you can actually have a harem too, Jade Empire was way ahead of its time
>>125680294
I know, let's post Solas
>>125681590
Please do. Even Solasposting is preferable to this vee shit.
>>125681590
>>125681968
Who are these people? I recognize only Zevran because of the tatoo
>>125681968
Who is that supposed to be on the left?
Gann most underappreciated waifu of the century yet again. Is Valen even worth the effort? I never finished Underdark.
>>125682143
Someone, Carth, Valen, Alistair, Zev
All I want for christmas is a qunari girlfriend
>>125681968
MacCready on left.
>>125682250
Qunari don't celebrate Cristmas, bas.
>>125681950
He hee
>>125682143
>>125682189
Bann Teagan, Carth, Valen, Alistair, Zevran
>>125682609
>Teagan, Carth
lmeo
>>125682609
>>125682723
Well, that's better than Anomen like I was worried.
>>125682401
Qunari don't celebrate anything because they're mindless slaves to the shit Qun
>>125682810
I have some Anomen too
>>125681351
How big harem? It sounds like Bioware has forgotten how to make games right.
>>125682963
What the fuck kind of mega cuck fetish is this even
Alright guys, I just got my paycheck. I have 153 dollars to spend. Is Fallout 4 as good as Dragon Age Inquisition?
>>125682963
l e w d
>>125675129
Bi people aren't oppressed. They're just greedy.
>>125683054
I was actually really surprised to discover how much *worse* Fallout 4 is in comparison. It's a good timesink, but not a good game.
>>125682998
Only Dawn Star and Silk Fox
>>125683034
He canonically gets taken hostage in the game by hot vampires so it's not inaccurate
>>125683054
Better in some ways, worse in others. I like it more than any of Beth's other games but it's absolutely "another one of those" with some halfbaked Minecraft elements.
>>125683206
He did? I must have burned it out of my mind. Couldn't stand the guy back when I played.
Also these are hilarious
>>125683206
This person needs to be disappeared...
>>125683298
Bohdi takes whomever you're romancing
>>125683172
>>125683280
Well thanks for the heads up. People always tell me FO4 is an "amazing game" but I wasn't a person who played things like Minecraft. Would rather sit at a bunch of classic Arcade games like Joust or Galaga.
Well now I have 60 extra dollars to spend possibly on aSolas T-shirt
>>125683458
I thought /dag/-/bwg/ liked beach volleyball
>page nine
>>125685179
/bwg/ will die and /dag/ will rise out of the ashes like a phoenix
>listening to a video game podcast
>host casually mentions CL of 2NE1 out of nowhere
>>125685278
a fat ugly phoenix lmeo
>>125685347
Um I see
>>125685452
Shut the fuck up
>>125685452
As it should be
>>125683830
Only when it doesn't look like 90s horror CGI.
>>125685526
What did I win?
>>125685737
Your self worth crumbled in a Tupperware container. Don't forget to burp it.
I can't breathe worth a shit and have coughed up at least 1/2 cup of purulent green chunky goodness over the last two days.
Kill me.
Who would look best wearing nothing but a red ribbon and why is it Dorian?
>>125686187
Sent. ;)
>>125683206
>Only Dawn Star and Silk Fox
As far as I remember, if you romance both of them, you still only get the option to brainwash one of them if you go evil, while the other becomes your gf
Shit's dumb
>>125685737
Fen'Harel's blessing
>>125686187
Go to a doc anon, you might suffocate in your sleep
I don't get Solas's plan. Is he gonna kill everyone? Or everyone but the elves?
>>125687114
He's going to remove the barrier that separates dreams and the waking world, everyone but the few elves still in uthenera will probably die but the world will be as it was in his time with spirits coexisting with corporeal people
>>125687313
He has really learnt a lot of things during his visits to the fade, huh?
>>125687114
His plan is to suck this bomb-ass pussy.
>>125687313
dick move, desu
>>125687313
What if you're an elf who has high approval with him? Or an elf who romanced him? Will he save you? or is he gonna leave your ass for some primo ancient elf poontang?
>>125687929
maybe you should play the game as a female elf and romance him, anon
that's pretty much what BioWare wants you to do
>>125687601
Imagine if you went into cryosleep for a couple of centuries and woke up to find that the society now is the worst thing you can imagine. Wouldn't you want to change it back to how it was if you could?
>>125687929
He just dumps you twice and you can say you're going to try to change his mind
>>125688013
I'm in the middle of a qunari run, and I'd rather kill myself than play the beginning of this game again
>>125687929
>asking for spoilers
>>125688132
>Imagine if you went into cryosleep for a couple of centuries and woke up to find that the society now is the worst thing you can imagine. Wouldn't you want to change it back to how it was if you could?
this
bending the world to your will is basically the best option in any fantasy RPGTevinter game when
>>125688160
How is the beginning significantly worse than anything else in the game?
>>125688226
>>125688347
>How is the beginning significantly worse than anything else in the game?
gameplay wise, not much. However, I've seen it way more than mid/end game shit
>>125688410
>yfw the maker stops Solas
>>125689309
>the maker's face when Tevinter rapes him
Think we'll ever learn anything about the origin of humans? I think it's pretty unlikely we evolved from apes in the DAS
>>125689616
Nobody cares about hoomanz
>>125689616
it's fucking BioWare mate, so of course we won't learn shit
>>125689715
>imply we weren't made by the Maker himself as an anti elf weapon
>>125689829
More like, of course we'll get to meet the first human who narrates his story of origin in a 5 minute cutscene in 15 euro dlc
>>125690040
It's funny because it's true.
>mfw burn Solas to death and usher the return of Tevinter supremacy
>>125690040
I mean "origins of species" is just not a thing that seems like BioWare would do it, not even in the most overpriced of DLCs
>>125690292
They're probably gonna do it for the Qunari
can't we just send all elves to their own island???
>>125690246
If only the Archon looked like that instead of this
>>125690292
They already did that in Leviathan
>>125690556
Oh yeah fair enough
would've been cooler before the retcon though, now it would just be "yeah by the way we are this completely separate species who got chased south"
>>125690780
the entire point of Mass Effect is species being fucked with
DA is different
>>125690703
I'll do a coup d'etat. The current leadership has lead Tevinter into centuries of down fall. I will be it's savior, I will be the Tevinter Constantine the Great
>>125690780
I just realized Leviathans are basically just Suul'ka
Bravo, BioWare
>>125690703
Jafar, is that you?
>>125691418
Yes
>>125690952
>DA is different
Not anymore, now that Weekes is in charge.
I think it'd be neat if the Qunari are really just religious nuts exiled by the Kossith. Maybe we get to meet a non-qunari/vashoth one
>>125691418
>>125691537
I found a leaked video of the final boss battle of DA4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CDC4k-qoqw
>>125692137
>Implying DA4 will be anywhere near that cool
>Damsel in distress
>Toxic masculinity
>Male gaze
>Literal rape
>>125692308
What if there's a miracle and DA4 really does go FULLDARK and takes note from W3, just with a more even race/gender quota?
>>125692445
>just with a more even race/gender quota?
You mean nonsensically putting a ton of different races in the same place even though they logically shouldn't be there and doing high fantasy shit like having women warriors?
>>125692445
They should at least take note when their biggest thread in the feedback section of their forum is called "Be more like Witcher 3". But with Weekes in charge it's doubtfull. He seems to prefer Avengers-style scenarios for his plots
>>125692445
Bioware can't handle GRIMDARK, they're too dweeby comic book fans for that kind of thing.
>>125692672
Yeah
>high fantasy shit like having women warriors
but it sounds like you just have shit taste and dont want an amazonian goddess
>>125692679
Honestly, I'd be kind of okay with SUPERFRIENDS SAVE THE WORLD as a plot, at least then it would feel focused
>>125690703
This design wouldn't be so bad if the helmet and shoulder pads weren't so exaggerated. And if it also wasn't literally just that one staff blade as clothes.
>>125692672
>You mean nonsensically putting a ton of different races in the same place even though they logically shouldn't be there
This really bothers me. Wouldn't it be more interesting if each country wasn't multiculturall? I expect people who look like Vivienne to be among the Fog Warriors on Seheron or something, and people with slightly dark skin color like Zevran and Dorian to be all from Antiva or Tevinter. Instead it's seems like every nation is filled with people of all skin colors. Even the fucking Avvar have people ranging from white to black
>>125692870
>but it sounds like you just have shit taste and dont want an amazonian goddess
Weren't they a myth about women who lived in a jungle and only had one tit? Or am I thinking about something else? Nothing wrong with musclegirls or anything but if you go for grimdark with tons of rape and shit you can't have plucky warrior girls as soldiers at the same time.
>>125693037
I don't see a single good thing about that design. It's just awful on every level. Pic related is how I imagined the Archon. What we got is WoW-tier
