Happy Thanksgiving, Skeletonfuckers Edition
Previous Thread: >>123432462
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own risk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/ (Gaben-free Edition)
-The Game's Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Shimeji Directory
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
First for Baara King Fluffybuns
>>123443368
first for sexulize the skeletons
>>123443368
The OP in this one isn't fucked up, let's stay here.
pressure wosh up anons ass
CUT THAT OUT FLOWEY
does anyone have the comic where this is from
I wanted the Mettaghost thread, but aw.
PROTECT THE SKELETON
Thanks for cheering me up, guys. Have a good night.
>>123443509
I want to be sexualized by skeletons
>>123443280
lol i take my screencaps post by post u'll have to do it
>>123443523
ONE JOB
im gonna draw saved gaster todayprobably wont postyet another day of the same depressing cycle of sitting around dead inside
help me
lizard tits
>>123443669
if you insist
>>123443617
Goodnight anon, sleep well.
Is it a fact now in /utg/ that Chara is the narrator for the entire game, because it better be
Genocide route is best route.
>>123443635
Don't we all?
Quick I need you burning the 92/93 or whatever files as chara looks angrily at you
>>123443657
Stay DETERMINED
>>123443739
it is a fact that chang has cute lil sphinx wings
>>123443594
http://ashmeisterburger.tumblr.com/post/131602838747/not-funny
>>123443739
Anyone can think what they want anon.
Sleep tight /utg/
I'm too tired for this shit
>>123443814
sleep well lil skell
>>123443635
Too bad one of them is a mega virgin and the other is a lazy ass pillow prince.
>>123443814
sleep tight human and also doogle
>>123443814
Sleep tight, human
>>123443746
>first route was true pacifist
>thinking about murdering all my friends I spared before
I dunno if I can kill any of them except the flexing shark, man
How well can you guys read Wingdings by now?
>>123443814
Sleep tight human.Goodnight Doogle.
>>123443617
Goodnight anon.
>>123443759
QUICKLY /utg/
doggo@
>>123443773being determined wont stop the crippling depression and AvPDbut i appreciate the sentimentality
Who robosexual here
I want to pick up and carry Sans.
Happy Times, Happy Goats.
>>123443493
>>123443929
I want to worship his thighs
>>123443947
It's a good thing they unbanned that guy.
>>123443901
Take a piece of paper. line the edge of it up with your uret- oh jeez.
Sorry for this OC.
>>123443750
No good can come from this
http://soundcloud.com/alwaysaslutforsans/nsfw-undertale-audio-top-domsans
>>123443782
>long hair frisk
>frisk having her eyes open
>frisk having boobs
>frisk being older than 10
>sans not dying from that kick
>edgemaster sans
why do people make this shit
>>123443973
>>123443650
That's not even vore
that's more like cannibalism, gore or w/e
>>123443814
lewd
>>123443989
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUojGn7U8AA_WkT.png:orig
>>123444050
>Frisk
I'm pretty sure that's a self insert.
>>123443617
G'night.Make sure to take care of yourself over that holiday time of yours, also do some damned baking you lazy git.
>>123444050That's not Frisk, apparently. It's supposed? to be some girl in the UT fandom on tumblr that everyone wants to collectively worship.The artist doesn't even have any connection to the person.
>>123443706
>>123443782
>bubby
>>123443929
i am-but this time i drew the prince of mtt corp
>>123443782
The fuck did I just read
>>123444264
>blood
![tumblr_nwki3gv10O1qetzngo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pMPURmB.png "tumblr_nwki3gv10O1qetzngo1_1280[1].png")
>>123444050
That'snot Frisk. It's a self-insert. Not even the self-insert of the author, either.
I tried this without a chart, did I pass?Take a piece of paper, line the edge of it up with your urethral slit, and pull it quickly and firmly over the edge. Give your dick a papercut for me, anon. Fucking do it you piece of shit.
>>123443782
Am I retarded or does this whole comic not make sense to anyone else?
>>123444114
>>123444041I can look at the weirdest shit this fandom has to offer and not even bat an eye, but when it comes to audio I blush like a little bitch, god damn
yet again flowrey
>>123444313
got 2 be edgy friend
>>123444340You did it, congrats.
>>123444340
I don't even have a dick and I am in a lot of pain imagining that.
>>123444167
>>123444209
>>123444319
>OC of someone else
Holy shit now this is autism
>>123444350
Fantastic.
>>123444340
Oh fuck, meant to quote >>123443901
>>123444376But at what cost?
>>123443943
puu DOT sh/lzams/bc7d824e61.jpg
>>123444219
swim lizard
>>123444264
Sooooo...Why does Burgerpants continue to work for Mettaton despite the well established fact that he takes abuse that literally no other monster ever receives for doing their job? Given that he works in the capital, it's presumed that there are other places to work that would treat him much nicer.
Wow senpaitachi, check out this cute goat doing something cute cutely
>>123444483
should have spoiled it for more effect
>>123444439At the cost of becoming a permanent part of the wingding hell. I hope you enjoy your fate.
>>123444471
Overpopulation probably. Lots of monsters, not a lot of jobs.
>>123444483
You posted the wrong skin!
>>123442949
Asgore Vore chain screencapped for that anon.
Dunno why I did it, though.
>>123444471
some people have difficulty leaving soul-sucking jobs
>>123444483
Those arereally nicehumanizations.
>>123444518
I swear I clicked the spoiler thing
Where my skelefuckers at?
>>123444563
That Papyrus is like an AIDS mime.
rate my oc, cooper black
![tumblr_nx83pekOHX1r84px9o2_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MyZVYhd.png "tumblr_nx83pekOHX1r84px9o2_1280[1].png")
>>123444425
http://kyleehenke.tumblr.com/tagged/sanslee
>>123444483
>you now realize the last big indie game that got popular and started having humanized variants of its characters was FNAF
>you now realize these threads are getting to be the same as /5n@fg/
>>123444264
Good shit right here.
>>123444563
>>123444483
>Posting the skelebros with skin.
>Or any human body part other than bones and perhaps joints.
>>123443929ye
>>123444471
Probably not confident that he'd land any other job.
>>123444604
I thought the artist did ok on drawing Jap Pap.
>>123444602
Still playing Fallout 4., just hit 12 1/2 hours. I think I should probably go to bed, it's already 2 in the morning.
>>123444632
The difference is that /5n@fg/ has a shitton of OCfags to prolong it as well as new games and a movie. They have a shitton of people making fangames, quests, art, porn. It is self-sustained.
Undertale, or at least /utg/, is not.
>>123444602
Here eternally.
Finally finished the game.
>Mettaton takes over the underworld with Sans and Papyrus as his agents
Huh.
>>123444572
>Asgore eating screaming children alive, having to feel their panicked struggles while being digested/crushed/suffocated slowly inside of him
>People get off to this
Vorefags are pretty metal
Pretty autistic, but pretty metal
>>123444740
You did not finish it. Go back and listen to the flower.
If you DIDN'T spare the flower, go fix your mistakes.
Leave before you get spoiled.
Reminder to worship!
>>123444740
>Finally finished the game.
No, you didn't. That's just one neutral ending.
Now reset and don't murder anyone this time.
>>123444627
These niggas need a hobby
>how to find gaster in waterfall
https://youtu.be/krKfi0voUGA
>tfw last time you played undertale was late september but you've shitposted here ever since
>>123444679
The difference is that fnaf is dogshit and Undertale isn't.
>>123444002
do you have the set anywhere?
Why is he so perfect?Disregarding the dead children. They're dead, anyways.
>>123444602
Waiting for you to give up your skeleton
>>123444835
That has no effect on how cancerous or long-lived the threads will get.
>>123444797
>You did not finish it. Go back and listen to the flower.
>If you DIDN'T spare the flower, go fix your mistakes.
What? Go back where? And fix what?
>>123444847
http://imgur.com/a/SjcgE
>>123444835
Oh don't worry, the fandom will make sure to drag undertale down to fnaf's level in no time. Regardless of the quality of the game itself.
I'm still gonna love the game and it'll always have a place in my heart but my god I will not want to talk about it with other people at this rate
>>123444572
Now I want to see this happen.
Also, Asriel x Frisk vore fic.
>>123444627
>kylee henke is still drawing herself fucking characters
literally why
>>123443523
>>123443653keep seeing this and other similar scenarios, but no actual porn
stop blueballing me you motherfuckers
>>123444865
I don't know. My guess is I have a soft spot for dad characters.
>>123444917
If you spared the flower, listen to the advice it gave you.
If you didn't, make an educated guess on why Mettaton became king from the phone calls and proceed to try and take steps to fix that.
>>123444917
basically start again and don't murder everyone this time.
>>123444917
don't murder anyone
i cannt believe this is a thing i have to remind you
>>123444917
>And fix what?
Your rampant murder spree, I imagine.
>>123444917
Reset. And don't kill anyone.
>>123444865
He put all his love into something.
And it took a shit on his face.
>>123444740
The one true ending. Good job.
>it's not on sale
Why, lads?
Also, does this game have replay value?
>>123444923
brilliant, thanks
>>123444483
>sans even bothering with getting a piercing
>implying he'd even bother with taking care of it so it doesn't get infected
>papyrus looking more chill than sans looks.
why do most of these do shit jobs at capturing the actual character.
>>123444963
>Asriel X Frisk vore fic
Check the /utg/ pastebin, anon.
Late night riposte.
Partner.
I kill one. I earn four.
I feel awful. Everything feels awful. I put the list of numbers in the image every time, all my stats and skills, and my kill count. And my kills. The Kills of Chara. I am The Kills of Chara. I am all the numbers that make up my life.
I am the 1 friend I have lost.
I am the 10,652 kills I have earned.
I am the 1,172 times I have hugged Asriel.
I am the 493 times I have cried on Asriel’s shoulder.
I am the 86 times I have stabbed Asriel in the abdomen.
I am my 2 reasons to keep going.
I am my 1 reason to stop.
The west is being cleared, but I don’t know what that means anymore. I need to make Az strong. I need to get him a kill. I need to purify Mt. Ebott.
I need to stop looking at my kill count. I need to focus on what’s important. I am Chara, not The Kills of Chara.
Full:http://imgur.com/a/o1u6k
>>123444627
>kylee
Damn, I thought she still drawing herself fucking FMA characters.
>>123444602
saved gaster
any saved gasterpleaseim hungry
>>123444865
>Daddy
>Burly body
>Fluff
>Pushover
>Big
Gee, Idk, maybe he's already built perfect.
>>123444602
Always here, I just never post lewds in these threads.
>all the talk is about weird fanfiction and drawings
>no one actually discusses the game
>>123445068
https://mega.nz/#!7JYXARgR!ipOnWS3DtGwQdyPXU_CvWauXOjhwl_9hD06xvMpGKTg
>>123444865
>why is he so perfect?
>you know, besides the slaughtering of children
>>123445145
I tried, earlier, but didn't get much response.
I guess most people exhausted the actual vidya talk.
>>123444992
I killed that bitch.
>>123444994
>>123444996
>>123445008
>>123445012
Alright, alright, alright.
Here I go again. And I can't kill anything?
>>123445132
Has there not been any Lady and the Tramp spaghetti kiss art yet
>>123445113
Oh hey its you again.
May as well give you an update on the mod.One of my test worlds ended funnily. A Fallen Child became queen of the humans and waged war on the only monster civ, nearly wiping them out.
Ironically, the monsters rebounded and completely and utterly destroyed humanity. I had to erase that save and make a new one so I could actually test.
9/10 would Asgore again.
>>123445068
>replay value
In two years I'll most likely play it again, otherwise it's way to fresh in my mind. This game is an experience, and sadly it's going to be a long time before I can relive it.
>>123444627
>drawing yourself fucking other characters
>>123444483Those are pretty well drawn and that Sans is decent, but that Papyrus REALLY doesn't capture the real thing's personality. Also what's with Tumblr's obsession with undercuts? I've never seen anyone in real life with that hair.
>>123445145
/vg/ is a prison for tripfags and shipping circlejerks my effendi, I'm sorry I had to just teach you this.
>>123445145
Where were you two months ago
>>123445118
Imagine how freaky you must look to him.
>>123445185
Try again then.Exactly what did you post before?
>>123445186
Correct, you shouldn't gain any EXP this time.
>>123445117
After she made all kinds of money from that stupid zoobe fad she moved on to other fandoms
>>123445186
No killing whatsoever. If you want to befriend everyone on your first try, well, that's helpful too.
>>123445132
stop posting gay shit with Undyne
post straight shit instead
She is bisexual after all
>>123444602
>>123445186
Yes. Including the flower. If you end up fighting the same final boss again even if you didn't kill anything, then sparing the flower will tell you what to do. Now leave before you get spoiled.
Also, don't forget to give Undyne the water.
>>123445145
>going to a vg thread for game discussion
>>123445186
do not kill a single thing
attacking enemies to weaken them so they give up is fine, but make sure pull your punchesno that is not an inside joke or any foreshadowing that is a legitimate piece of advice in most cases
![mettaminaj-2143[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zxf3Ibo.jpg "mettaminaj-2143[1].jpg")
I swear I'm not a violent person, but something about this motherfucker...
I'd love to take a steel bat to him or something, hear his flirting and quips warp into robotic static while he begin spasming. Or throw him in an incinerator and watch his sculpted features lose their form and run down his face when he melts, or simply dismantle him bit by bit, ignoring his bids to bargain with me.
I don't know where it comes from, given that he doesn't even make me particularly angry in-game, I've never been into robots before, or gore for that matter... Weird.
>>123445159
Go be color blind somewhere else.
Does anyone have the artwork of Asriel saying "Isn't that delicious?" while Frisk is drinking a soda and holding food?
>>123445275
Well, that counts as one type of skelefucker.
>>123445303I thought you could only fight Omega Flowey once per true reset. And that if you killed him once, he would never help you on subsequents runs, unless you do a true reset.
>>123445264
Something about being overwhelmed with feels when reaching Waterfall and having the whole "entire race trapped for generations without sunlight or stars, underground" hit me like a brick.
There isn't too much to talk about this, in hindsight. But it was a beautiful moment, for sure.
>>123443368
>>123445274
But anon, there's nothing that says Undyne is bisexual.
>>123445274
nah
>>123445396Yeah, you're right about Flowey.
Whoops.
>Napstablook gives out -1 exp when you "kill" them
>So Sorry gives 1 exp when you kill him
if you kill only those two, are you still able to get a pacifist win? Is it based on how much EXP you gain/lose?
>>123445159
Exactly! Anyone who gets rid of annoying brats is perfection in my book!
>>123445449
Napstablook removes one experience point.
So Sorry gives you one execution point.
>>123445201
All your worlds are plagued by war. It's crazy.
>>123445348
.. do you wanna fuck the robot or not?
>>123445449
"Killing" Napstablook gives you -1 EXPERIENCE POINT, not -1 EXP.
>>123445449
nah, it's kills
>>123445145
Tell me how you think DETERMINATION works with save points, I've never seen that brought up.
>>123445265
What the fuck is zoobe?
>>123445274
what's the matter, anon? feelingkeked?
>>123445471
Its my own fault for my Undertale sins.
>>123445268
>Started game for the first time in the ruins.
>Navigate through annoying as shit lever puzzles and trap holes.
>Froggit appeared.
>Get Froggit down to 50%
>A lucky crit kills him after that.
>Now I have to restart and go through the levers and holes all over.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>123445365
>tfw I deleted my own creation
sorry anon, probably someone has it since I see it here from time to time
>>123445264
>>123445268
>>123445303
>>123445335
I'll try.
Also, why can't you change your name for the reset?
>>123445523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-W5i5f3u00
>>123445449
Napstablook gives you -1 Experience Points, becauseyou had a negative experience.
Also, So Sorry's death is genuinely sad as fuck, jesus.
>>123444602
I'm here.
And I come bering gifts for those who yet not know the wonders.
http://cheztnuts.tumblr.com/
>>123445581
Because you're going back to a previous save. You ALREADY named them, and saved over it.
Resetting just brings you back to your very first savepoint, the flowers.
>>123445449
>i was never worth much exp, my coworkers and classmates would raise ones level by like four or five, but executing me wouldn't increase your violence level up from one...
>ARRRG! you werent killing me because you LIKED me! nobody does that! that's NOT a thing!
holy fucking shit sam
>>123445365
>>123445568
Here you go, anon.
>>123445514
Save points are when you are most Determined, there like concentrated points of feeling determined, so if you die, you return to those points. That's my guess
>>123445561
>attacking random encounters during a pacifist run
>ever
>>123445407
Is there anything saying she ISN'T bisexual?
Man I didnt do SHIT today.
Whats everyone up too?
>>123445264
Something about being overwhelmed with feels when reaching Waterfall and having the whole "entire race trapped for generations without sunlight or stars, underground" hit me like a brick.
There isn't too much to talk about this, in hindsight. But it was a beautiful moment, for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNTwYzoFzck
>>123445594
Well, that sure was something.
>>123445581
No, you can't.
You'll find out why VERY quickly, pay attention to the dialog. A lot changes after a reset, anon.
>>123445493
No
>>123445686
Not doin' shit too! Let's feel like garbage together!
>>123445624
Please no
>>123445671
That's the kind of logic tumblr uses to call everyone trans and autistic.
We've only ever seen her interested in chicks.
Free +1 for your fish folders, catch.I stole it and I'm not ashamed at all.
>>123445463
>>123445501
>>123445506
So you can kill them and still get a Pacifist ending or what?
>>123445581
Anon, I very strongly suggest getting out of here. There's some new twists and turns that you don't want spoiled for you and a douchenozzle here will spoil them.
>>123445493
Nah, just break it.
>>123445750
BROS
DON'T
FUCK
>>123445750
BLUE BOARD.
>>123445758
Yes, that's correct.You can't kill or execute a ghost anon.
>>123444050
>Sans gets kicked
>still alive
I mean
What
>>123445758
pac·i·fist
ˈpasəfəst/
noun
1.
a person who believes that war and violence are unjustifiable.
"she was a committed pacifist all her life"
synonyms: peace-lover, conscientious objector, passive resister, peacemaker, peacemonger, dove
"you know, even pacifists can support their nation's armed forces"
adjective
1.
holding the belief that war and violence are unjustifiable.
>>123445745
Nothing wrong with a little fantasizing, though.Still waiting for something where Asgore and Undyne make a lizard sandwich.
>>123445758
Don't kill Blooky, you heartless heathen
>>123445745
kill yourself
>>123445667
I'm bored as shit and trying to speed up the encounters you literally can't do anything with Froggit otherwise except try and run since ACT doesn't work on him. If that's the rest of the game on a pacifist run I'm going to have a Bad Time.
>>123445753
Nice.
>>123445624
I'm certain most of us already know that artist by now.
>>123445797
>>123445814
They love eachother very much!
>>123445750
Anon, the fun of posting lewd skeletons is that there aren't any genitals. Having a visible dick kind of defeats the purpose.
>>123445872
stop playing
>>123445872
Dude, just compliment the fucking frog.
>>123443814
SLEEP TIGHT MY MASTERS
>>123445872
anon
try more ACTs, they work. you're just using the wrong ones
now gtfo
>>123445649
This made my day when I first saw it. Thank you, anon.
>>123445872
There are literally only two ACT options and they both instantly make Froggit sparable.
>>123445686
i am just sitting here lurking while having a nice vapei'm lonely and i need inspiration to do some art you wanna skypei'm also being ddos'd of some sort, some foreign ad companies are attacking my router.
>>123445872
>you literally can't do anything with Froggit otherwise except try and run since ACT doesn't work on him.
I don't think you're smart enough to play this game.
>>123445872
>since ACT doesn't work on froggit
Did you just not fucking pay attention at ALL, anon? Are you legitimately retarded?
>>123445872
>since act doesn't work on him
holy shit i regret my comment about using using fight but pulling your punches
there's like one enemy that if you hit it you can break off it's hat but other than that never use fight
>>123445872
>ACT doesn't work
First, LEAVE NOW DONT COME BACK BEFOREYOUBEATTHEGAMEORYOUWILLBESPOILED
second, ACT dose work, you will notice and the game will tell you soon that the enemy name becomes YELLOW when they can be spared.
>>123445872
>you literally can't do anything with Froggit otherwise except try and run since ACT doesn't work on him.
Are you just an idiot.
>>123445872
>Pacifist run
Try all the ACTs until you get the right one. Now go and be nice to te fucking frog anon, for fucks sake.
>>123445962
>vaping
>inhaling the gaseous jew/ igniting the mouth fedoraWhat's this about foreign ad companies ddosing you personally?
Wanna elaborate?
>>123445730
Two steps ahead of you brother.
>>123445962Why the fuck are you getting ddos'd?
>>123445330
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUsEvfmWIAAOUDM.png:orig
>>123445561
http://41.media.tumblr.com/499abc6f57c6ee8c87392879808983b7/tumblr_nxrv1jIU6K1u9abfgo1_1280.png
>>123445732
https://41.media.tumblr.com/143aafb8178d278feed984f825ff4795/tumblr_inline_nx3noitdQp1ry5wvp_1280.png
>>123445962
http://40.media.tumblr.com/e2266b1058d36d583ff1307f12a6608a/tumblr_nvxvvm9c1Y1qjqehno1_1280.png
>>123445998
http://36.media.tumblr.com/aa8d7582cda6dbb1b5fa57ef968d75b1/tumblr_nv6vn2075o1ucrb4fo1_1280.png
>>123444363
Well, gee anon you really want a skeleton inside you don't you?
>>123443929
>>123445872
you IDIOT
>>123445750
Blue board nigga, and guys try to keep your lewds on /y/ or something.
We should draw our horrible, horrible rolls from >>123441104
>>123445958
np. I like it a lot too.
>>123445568
Giving the artist another (you) with a compliment. Your art style is very easy on the eyes. Thank you for sharing it with us.
>>123444363I know that feel, anon. I haven't actually listened to any lewd audio that's been posted here 'cause it gets me so flustered.
>>123443929I want to break and fuck the robot, does that counts?
>>123446146
"undertale was a mistake"
>>123446201
I am retrieving my tablet as I type
>>123446204
That Frisk in the corner makes it perfect.
>>123445872
>>123445561
Are you autistic? Do you really not have the brain capacity to experiment with the very small options that you have? HOLY FUCK, anon there are far "harder" puzzle/situations that will take innovative thought then this.
>>123443759
>>123443759
After 5 million years in paint.net, I've finally made it.
Behold, my magnum opus!
>>123446059
>>123446054
these damn attacks have been going on for a couple of days now. when i usually get 2 mb download speed at the lowest on steam, it's now 30 kb. internet's been slow as fuck and loading 300-900 kb images suck too. youtube doesn't work. only this fucking site works. i tried to get my isp to change my ip because dynamic ip, to no avail.at least i have my vape. custom home made juice, panther love juice. 33 mg.sorry about the name, i just need some TLC
>>123446073
T-thanks thumbnail anon
good night /utg/
>>123446204
>gaster blaster for a dong
Wait a fucking right fucking sticky nigger minute here.
>gaster blaster
>sans's's cock
WOAH WHAT THE FUCK THIS IMPLIES SO MANY THINGS
YOU HOLD RIGHT THE FUCK UP ANON, THE PRESSES NEED STOPPED
>>123443929
Heck yes.>tfw can never find any lewd pastebin stories about him I haven't read several times before
Writeanons, help me out.
>>123446281
Well, thanks kek? anon, but I was looking for the pre-existing art of it.
It looks pretty nice though.
>>123446090
I clicked on it expecting something funny!I swear Im not a dirty skelefucker!
>>123446162I Just wanted to laugh...
>>123446304
Sleep tight pizza, I mean anon.
>>123444572
jesus christ I'm horrifiedand impressed
>>123446364
oh my god
I've been trying to beat Sans for almost a week now. Got a round away from getting to his special attack once, but goddamn.
After the 300th try, I want to drive my head directly into a brick wall.
>>123446336
Oh, you were looking for that one comic of Frisk burning the files, right?
Well, I don't really have it. Sorry.
But hey, art!
>>123446324This stupid robot is the only one I'm willing to read XReader fics about, but they're all female readers.
