The Gang's All Here Edition
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>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
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>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
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>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Previous Thread: >>122426514
I wish Quiet would fart in my mouth
>>122470785Do it.(Defecate)
STAY GUCCI PUPPER
Stefanie Joosten
best waifu to bequiethonest with you my families
holy fuck i come here after 5 days and this is what this general had turned into
So has the grade 8 stuff been released yet?
>>122465502
How do I get in?Or will you find me when the time is right?
>>122472792
Yeah, but the requierements are so fucking high you need to buy another FOB.
>>122472824
Thanks Konami
>>122472464
Stop fucking posting her
>you're just thugs, terrorists
>you wanted something to cling to to prove you deserve to be alive
>you're alone
>it's murder what you're doing
>war and violence can never lead to peace
>d-dog is a wolf
Was he wrong tho
POTTERY
>>122473376
He's a whiny cukc who cares
Can someone translate what these tasks are?
>>122473518
>who cares
exactly.
post qts
>>122473693
Do you think Ocelot is quiet in bed?
Is chapter 3 happening?
>>122473826
lemon party
>>122473761
Even I'd make a more attractive girl than that bitch
>>122473826
a-anon....that's so lewdalso I'd like to think he's a little loud, actually, kinda like a yowling cat but a little more pleasant than that
>>122473826
Do you think Quiet is Ocelot in bed?
>>122473938
post pics to prove it
Sprinting is the new sneaking.
Being spotted is the new stealth.First Webm... Pl... Please be gentle...
>>122473692
the bottom two say something about a "tactical takedown"
I can't really read the kanji (because they're so small) but I'll keep trying...
>>122474068
stop trying to make this about your shit tier character who never showed up again.
>>122474448
wtf are you on about m80?
>>122474031
I think he puts up a fight. But, one of those fights that he secretly wants to lose.
>>122473692
>>122474390
also, the first two say something about "marking." that's pretty much all I can read, the kanji is way too small to make out(also I'm not a native Japanese speaker so I'm a shit)
sorry anon
but the words we shared
>>122474379
>snipers
I guess not only he sprinted, he also thre himself to prone a lot until he reached the core.
switch to medium or close range and that won't happen again.
>>122474785
The only thing we shared was a boot to your head a couple of times and then a bullet to your heart.
>>122474221
b-but anon, do I really have to go dress up right now just for this?
I just got home and mystockings haven't even arrived in mail yet
>>122474858
Shouldn't being detected start an alert even if he ducks away?
>>122474939
Yes you little faggot
explain
>[EXTREME] Code Talker
>equip babby suit because i know it's a bitch to endure if i don't correctly evade the skull snipers
>make my way past them without being spotted
>duane.gif
>make it to the mansion
>some B rank faggot sees me
>hereitcomes.jpg
>SHOTGUNNERS
>SHOTGUNNERS
>SHOTGUNNERS
>assault rifle
>SHOTGUNNERS
>the screen is literally filled with burn marks
>i just won't die
>suddenly i notice the hit count steadily increasing to 50
>60
>65
>68
>literally as if on cue at 69 hits, quiet decides to come by and snipe half the faggots who are shooting at me
>mfw
>if you bring her here, I'll just have her killed
Excuse me Kaz? This is my base. You don't call the shots here. Step off bitch.
>>122475034
"Derete it" Hideo Kojima
>>122475089
literally easiest mission in the game
ride past skulls
scale cliff
head past waterfall to mansion
avoid guard on searchlight
throw magazine to distract the two guards by door
enter mansion
turn left down the stairs
grab code talker
run to helicopter avoiding puppets
boom s rank
maybe even a no traces if your good enough
>>122475128
>He has the gall to order your own men to train lasers on you.
I wanted to rip the faggots crutch out of his hand and start beating the shit out of him with it.
>>122475034
You are looking at your iDroid, a fictional holographic device that serves as a communication device, map and support center. Currently in the screenshot you are viewing the map portion, which is displaying Mother Base, a former oil rig purchased by Diamond Dogs for the purpose of being a safe haven. Specifically it is the R&D department's platform, who are responsible for developing new weapons and items. There is a circle on the map which is labelled as "Battle Gear Hangar" because you have brought back a scientist named Huey Emmerich who is at the time of viewing the map in the process of developing a new type of tank he has named the Battle Gear to be used on combat deployments.
I hope this cleared things up for you.
>>122475128
He was doing you a favor, Anon. He didn't wantyou to get attached.
>>122475336
he finished developing it though
>>122474985
hang on, that's true.
could that be... chained reflex mode?
that some bullshit if it is.
>>122475398
Then it should be there for your viewing pleasure.
>>122475428
I have S-rank anti-reflex, and he never neutralized a single guard. he only shot UAV's.
>>122475336
Thanks Jeeves
>>122475532
lol defending cut content
it's clear there was more with the battle gear and the notification is an afterthought of what could have been another buddy
>>122475367
He didn't want anybody else replacing his status as best waifu
>>122475638
He's not defending it, Anon. In fact he's making a joke out of it.
im proud
>>122475638
There was? First I've ever heard of it.
>>122475685
this. Notice how Ocelot didnt give a shit. Had venom been Big Boss, however...
>>122475773
>go behind airport
>phantom cigar
>fulton truck
You shouldn't be.
>>122475880
>phantom cigar
wait what why
>>122475880
HE'S NOT A FUCKING MANLET
STOP WITH YOUR FUCKING SHIT MANLET JOKES
>>122475773
>>122475880
He's mainly referring to the no hits, anyone can no traces that run, but to no traces it with no hits is hard.
>>122476005
Exactly, he wasn't anywhere near that short.
>>122476105
hehe this is my favorite one
>>122475919
You use it to speed up the amount of time it takes for the convoy truck to arrive with the two tanks. As soon as you see headlights, you ditch the cigar.
>>122476012
What do you mean "no hits"? From the phantom cigar? If you mean physical hits by bullets, then that comes with no-tracing a mission. Clarify.
>>122476005
>>122476105
When will they learn
>>122476146
>You use it to speed up the amount of time it takes for the convoy truck to arrive with the two tanks. As soon as you see headlights, you ditch the cigar.
mate
the truck is there from the start lol
>>122476146
I have personally done no traces runs with hits taken, sometimes dozens.
You don't have to wait for the tanks to arrive, just run right to the truck, trigger the skulls, fulton the truck and run like hell.
>>122476242
It's not.
>>122476554
no mate it really is
>>122476554
you are incorrect, by the time you can get to the airport it is already there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYNBX8I7jyc
i cut the power but this thing keeps talking, how do I turn it off!
>>122476282
You don't even have to trigger the skulls. You can just fulton the truck. I've done it before.
>>122476592
It's never there when I play it...
>>122476640
What the fuck. It always came from my right when I hung out by the cliff behind the holding area. I never assumed it was already in there.
>>122476763
You don't.
>>122476763
why would you want to turn it off?
you aren't worried it'll reveal something compromising about you are you?huey is that you
quiet sure let off a big one
>>122476809
>You don't even have to trigger the skulls. You can just fulton the truck. I've done it before.
I would like to know how, I know you can use the fulton ballista, but that restricts to A and doesn't allow a no traces. Every time I've gotten within 50m of the truck in all locations it's triggered the skulls.
>>122475313
He should have been thrown overboard the second he tried to pull that shit. That's high treason.
>>122476763
I want to get comfy in the R&D platform too and that fucking repeating speech is annoying as fuck
The least they could have done is actually give it moe lines and make it aware of it's surroundings, because right now it's no AI, it's just a glorified tape recorder
>>122477169
You're right. I never said I fultoned the truck with no skulls during a no traces, just that I've fultoned it without skull interference before.
I have heard stories of people never triggering the skulls popping out of the truck, though. I'm just as in the dark about it as you.
>>122477501
How did Strangelove even get those lines recorded anyway?
>>122477583
I imagine a legendary soldier like the boss has been debriefed on recorded audio enough times to get a good sound library. but alsoMAGIC
>>122477583
The whole of Snake Eater was recorded. It's how Venom gained Big Boss' memories.
tfw when they are adding custom camera and mine placement, raiden suit on FOBs and skulls battles in motherbase
>>122475128
>tfw Kaz thinks it's okay to get in the face of and shout at his boss infront of everyone
The new Macht has an high durability suppressor, does it carry over to other guns?
Not that I'll ever get it, even during the even I couldn't get enough digitalis
>>122477821
>We'll never have a TPP where you actually play as Big Boss and he shuts Kaz the fuck down for that bullshit.
>>122477881
I asked the same question last night and someone answered that the macht is interchangable to pistols and smgs, the one from the am-mrs is interchangable to rifles and snipers.
Not sure if he's right but that's what I heard.
How BTFO was reddit when they realized the hero of mgg had nothing to do with the steam patch last night?
>yfw no good meryl porn
>>122477989
Thanks
>>122477935
The same Big Boss who just sort of took one step and huffed when Kaz revealed he was a mole then dropped the issue
>>122478169
How could he stay mad at such a perfect man?
>Go to Offline Mode on Steam out of boredem
>See this
Goddamn it Konami.
>>122478306
And here it is on Online Mode.
>>122473693
What's his face look like, /mgg/?
http://metal-gear.net/2015/11/16/first-look-at-new-fob-features-coming-in-december-update-plus-mgo/
>SKULLS units have appeared on the FOB Platforms. Conditions for doing this are yet unclear
What the fuck
>>122478271
PW Kaz is gross looking
>>122478306
>>122478495
The fuck is wrong with your screenshots. Looks like you're taking pictures of the screen.
>>122478614
It's Reshade. I'm too lazy to edit .cfg files right now.
>>122478565
Skull Snipers might be neat if there's an entire base backing them up
![metal-gear-peace-walker-snake-eater-0828-01-1280x725[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/83qaKxL.jpg "metal-gear-peace-walker-snake-eater-0828-01-1280x725[1].jpg")
>>122478569
everyone looks gross in peace walker
>>122478712
fuck off, the people in PW look way better than the people in MGS5: the 3DPD pain
>>122478751
No.
Holy shit, is the moustache'd dude in the back actually Skull Face before he became deep-fried Hamburglar?
He looks handsome as fuck, I wouldn't mind playing as him at all
>>122478927
That's hypothetically how he'd look if he'd grown up with his skin, he got it burned off in childhood.
Shave the stash and he looks like a Snake.
>>122478712
>pw
>looks 50, moutstache doesn't connect like in mgs4
>mgsv
>moustache connects, looks in his mid 30s
Fuck man, my autism is flaring up
>>122478927
He got deep fried as a kid tho
>>122479008
PW was a mistake
>>122478927
why did Ocelot start dressing like Skullface after TPP?
>>122479008
Lots of comfortable comatose bedrest.
how the fuck do you make anti reflex? I dont see that shit anywhere.
>>122479224
It's a function added to your medical department.
>>122479017
>>122478985
Oh right, fuck.
I wish there was a way to make a Skullface game where he still has his skin without an alternate timeline.
>>122479224
You don't develop it. It's based on your Medical level like other functions eg; Aerial First Aid
>>122479287
So its just automatically applied, depending on your medical unit rank? You dont have to toggle it on anywhere?
>>122479314
Totally. Just have him use a Raikov/Ishmael/Octocamo-esque mask and some gloves for a disguise kit. There were probably jobs where he needed to not be a deformed monster sometimes.
>>122479419
A stealth game based on sabotaging/hitman work in the Soviet union, starring Skull face.
Would be pretty rad.
During Red Brass, if you allow the meeting to take place and the other commanders to leave does the mission fail or do they just go back to their respective posts?
>>122478712
I mean it's pretty blocky but what exactly is the problem with BB here? He looks the right amount of aged imo.
Also PW Kaz is ugly.
Is there a kind soul who can upload backgrounds from post-mission screens like this >>122476282 ? Particulary I am interested in FOB missions backgrounds (the ones with raised hands, diamonds and snake).
>>122479391
You don't have to enable it.
>>122479804
They just go back to thier posts.
What's in this new 9.2 MB patch?
>>122479902
>pretty blocky
Well, it is on PSP after all
Hell, the game looked absolutely stunning for PSP standards
>>122476282
>Perfect stealth
>Hits taken
Whut
>>122478060
I know that feel.
>>122480068
not blame the player, blame the game.
>>122480269
Not blaming anyone, I'm legit confused as to how this can happen.
Will mods ever progress to the point where I can play like the older MGS games
as in all guns at my disposal in my endless inventory, and they're not hanging off my back/hip/whatever, and only show up when I actually equip them
>>122480068
>>122480357
Skull encounters don't count as alerts since they're forced.
>>122480236
Never forget.
>Sniper fobs
Holy fuck
How do I get Quiet back?
>>122480413
Ah that makes sense. I forgot that was the mission with the skulls.
>>122480574
Do Mission 11 seven times. You'll get [REUNION] after that. No new cutscene, you just get her back.
>>122478569
Well fuck you too.
>>122474575
do you think tpp ocelot would even put up much of a fight
he seems pretty eager to please
>>122480887
he probably would act just a little coy, just to be kinda flirty. I don't see much of a fight in him though.
>>122481103
I think he likes to tease and be teased.
>>122480887
That was the most obvious implied goodbye kiss I've ever seen..
>>122481509
Knowing what it means in old movies and how much of a boner Kojima has for those old movies practically makes it canon.
Allahu Akbaar!!
>>122481509
it is blatant enough that I'm sure Kojima intended it that way, but it sure does make me wonder if he ever pushed for a full kiss
>>122481103
coy and flirty, I can see. probably a good bit of roughhousing too. I just can't see him pretending he doesn't want it
>>122480716
>skinny Kaz
>>122476763
>how do I turn it off!
FINISH YOUR MISSION
PROVE YOUR LOYALTY
>>122476763
>>122476867
>>122476894
>>122477501
>they didn't do the mission
wow, the game's been out for quite a while and you still have that thing?
>>122482995
Here's your (You)
What's coming tomorrow, guys?
>>122483329
>that clown hat
Easy way to tell a shitter. Thanks, Konami.
Finally got around to playing A Quiet Exit.
I didn't give a shit about her until she bit that dude's ear off and butchered the other guy's balls tbqh. Now I don't want her to go.
>>122483735
Yeah seriously. I think she learned her CQC from anime.
>>122483735
>>122484068
This scene was beyond stupid.
>the viewer doesn't see the bad guys in plain sight so it means Snake doesn't either
>>122480716
Sorry the Johnny Bravo look does nothing for me
>>122484252
Quiet wouldn't have gotten her time to shine if Venom just slid into the fight and efficiently disabled the mooks without all the flash.
As neat and ultraviolent as that scene is, jesus I thought this lady was supposed to be a sniper. How come only her first scene and the birthday scene actually have her sniping something, and the rest are her being a homicidal circus sideshow?
>>122483329
Also here's a pastebin that has more hat details:
http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=7bCHfdYi
>VISITOR
>Green and creepy alien mask
>DIVINE EQUINE
>Beloved horse killed in a combat turned into a horse hat to accompany you on the battlefield
>SNORKEL
>Enjoy snorkeling with this stylish set of underwater mask and snorkel
My bets on clown or ayy lmao
hi guys, i have a question
what's the anti-reflex technology do? i'm talking about the one you on the medic platform
>>122484950
Reduces reflex time
>>122485000
you are talking about the reflex of the invasor?
>>122485143
yes, invader gets less reflex time
>>122485234
thanks buddy
i can't decide if it is better short or medium range for my FOB, and i use all S rank soldiers, what do you think is the best ?
>>122485503
short because shotguns take less time to kill people
>>122478927
>>122486021
They both have a mustache, and that's about the only thing they have in common.
whats up with this december patch shit we can have skulls as fob defense now?
>>122486386
Apparently, yes. We have no idea how it works, though.
>>122486386
I think those are just some of the new challange missions they mentioned.
I'm actually impressed at all the new shit they are adding.
Seems like they are adding to online modes all the shit they couldn't finish during normal development.
Shame they won't make updates to make vehicles and Walker Gears roam the maps and such.GIVE ME FUCKING CHAPTER 3 YOU USELESS LITTLE SHITS
>>122487614
Manual placement of cameras and stuff gives me hope for some more in-depth stuff later.
Doesn't vehicle usually leave the supply outpost right after you extract the one that arrives shortly after extracting the prisoner? Because it's refusing to move for me.
The Boss is cute, I want to cuddle with her.
>>122488641
How aboutQuiet?
>>122489098
Ew, no
>>122489098
Also cute, also want to cuddle with her.
>>122489178
Why?
>>122489301
Horse face, bony elbows, no ass. Doesn't look cute or cuddly.
>Every soldier on Mother Base initially is some some E or D rank shitter
No wonder Miller's men got killed in seconds by the skulls.
>>122489438
Probably not, but she's a trained attack dog. That's a rare quality.
How Quiet can smoke if she has no lungs? Yeah, she has, but it's burned. So why she smokes?
>>122489593
Meh, I'd rather cuddle with D-Dog. He's also a trained attack dog and at least he'd be soft.
>>122477558
There's no way. It's impossible to get within range to fulton the truck without triggering the Skull cutscene. You can fulton it without them seeing it if you're pretty good though.
>>122489098
>comparing quiet to the boss
Enjoying your first metal gear, champ?
>>122489659
For the taste maybe, or just the sensation. She can vocalize, so she can inhale even if there's no point.
If it's just taste, cigarettes are a weird choice for that. Guess that's why they left her smoking habit in the concept art.
I can't really imagine her purposefully getting near a source of fire or using a lighter ever again after the hospital.
>>122482468
this guy gets it
>>122489659
I'm fairly sure they came up with the design first, then the reasons justifying it.
>>122485572
Snipers on Base Dev, Combat, and Medical.
Your choice of close or mid range on the others. Doesn't really matter.
Most people that aren't super high Esp rank will see S rank snipers and not even bother invading but R&D, Command, Intel, and support either don't benefit much or at all from them when you have someone actually willing and able to sneak through a sniper platform.
>>122490052
This. artists often draw characters smoking when they cant think of any interesting poses. Quiet has 0 personality to project, so you can't blame them really.
>>122489659
One of her old designs looks a lot like EVA.
>>122490331
I wish Eva had been in V instead of that waste of space.
>>122489856
Yeah, that's my first Metal Gear. So what? I should be ashamed of that? I'm comparing only Quiet appearence and cuteness to the Boss. And yes, Quiet is better at this point for me. I would like to have mother like Boss, lol. And Quiet as a girlfriend)
>>122490648
>I would like to have mother like Boss, lol. And Quiet as a girlfriend)
>>122490648
>Yeah, that's my first Metal Gear. So what? I should be ashamed of that? I'm comparing only Quiet appearence and cuteness to the Boss. And yes, Quiet is better at this point for me. I would like to have mother like Boss, lol. And Quiet as a girlfriend)
If Big Boss were added as a playable character what do you think his combat skill would be?
>>122490648
Goddamn cancer
>>122490648
yh lol
>>122491127
Run away
>>122491440
So Athlete then?
>>122491415
>>122491267
>>122490950
>>122490801
So what? Did I said something wrong?
>>122491498
>"The border is 60 miles south of here. You ought to be able to run that far"
>QT Asian prisoner rescued in Africa
>The guy that rescues her is my A++ rank Japanese guy
>Be me, Vietnamese, and pretend I'm him
Goddamn it was just like my dream where I fultoned out North Korean tea girl
Too bad her combat skills are ass. A rank in support though.
>>122491695
Nah, I just thought it was funny.
>>122491792
>where I fultoned out North Korean tea girl
She's gone Boss, just try to let her go
>>122491751
I think the Boss just assumed everyone else could somehow live up to her superhuman standards.
Any ps4 MGO players notice their loadouts getting wiped? Shit happned to me 2 times in a row now after coming back from single player and it only seems to be happening to my infiltrator
>>122474379
da fuck......
>>122491948
She must have been the product of some kind of eugenics programme or something.
The day crocket weighed over 300lbs and she carried it like an umbrella.
She slapped Volgin around like it was nothing too.
>>122491912bring em' home boss! ;_;
>>122492275
davy*
>>122490450
>still mad
>>122483735
Still on this bullshit mission. I wish Quiet would just die and then I can get out of this fucking hell hole and back to my safe warm ACC where no tanks can 1 shot me from 50 miles away. This mission about to give me motherfucking PTSD.
>>122491695
>lol
>liking Quiet
>my first MG
>so what?
Everything about you is wrong.
>>122492859
hey, quiet is ok, donut bully
>>122492859
No one likes newfags...
I thought posting joosten got you b&
is there a new meme I don't know about
>>122493239
If you could not post her and also delete that picture that would be excellent.
Thanks anon
>>122480574
You don't.
>>122493239
>...
Exactly.
>>122493497
>mfw being polite actually worked
>>122493497
Done. Sorry for that)
>>122484252
This happens like two or three times in the course of the same mission. Whoever was writing for that mission was clearly in full Mary Sue fanfic mode.
>>122493848
>)
ccaнaя pycня, зa килoмeтp виднo
>>122492818
use that rocket launcher which shoots multiple rockets at once. One shot is enough for any tank.
BOSS
>>122494196
Блядь кaк ты cпaлил тo?
What are you fighting for, /mgg/?
>>122494383
My waifu, and all other waifus.
>>122494383
My right to heterosexual metal gear pornography
>>122494383
2plate bench press
>>122490308
Really? I've heard people using close range on base dev because of the cramped spaces between containers and shit.
>>122494523
That seems to be a big goal for one man.
>>122494383
I am fighting for waifus.
I am also fighting for more porn.
I want to see d walker getting molested by sahelanthropus.
>>122494886
Thats fucking disgusting.
D-Walker is only a few months old
>>122494836
Someone has to fight for the waifus, anon. They all deserve some peace and quiet.
>>122494383
The /mgg/ I knew from last January.
It's an uphill battle, but all things come full circle eventually.
>>122495095
Yes, and?
>>122495095
Yeah so whats the problem.
>>122495138
>The circlejerk of hypetards I knew from last January.
Fixed that for you.
>>122495095
And Sahelanthropus isn't even complete, Jesus Christ.
>>122495264
Well minus them, the general was a lot less full of spam.
>>122494343
пикpeлeйтeд
>>122494830
snipers are mostly for spooking people
Does anyone have the webm of snakes arms going crazy and the gun flying into his hands?
I'm trying to describe it to a friend and I can't find it
>>122494383
REVENGE AND STUFF
>>122495407
Hихyя нe пoнял
>>122495431
>>122494383
for my friends, and fun>tfw the truth makes you sound like the fucking mc from a shitty anime
How many times do I need to run mission 23 so I can stop being demon snake
>>122496886
About five
>>122496764
I have 100% and S on everything, done a lot of FOB shit etc. and I have yet to see a graphics bug... am I the only one?
>>122496936
This bug happened as a result of trying to mod out Snake's bionic arm to play as Big Boss.
>>122496934
I wish demon snake was worth it and looked cooler or gave you some ability for bloodlust or something.
The tier right below it is best look
What's your neutralizations-to-kills ratio, /mgg/?
>10300 neutralizations
>2300 kills
>6000 recruited
>>122492159
Your guess is as good as mine, I'm calling hax, but at least he didn't hurt much
>>122497280
Reasonably demonic is a good reputation to have for a mercenary leader
Being an outright nuclear psychopath, not so much as MG1 and MG2 prove
>>122474379
love the pc community
cant wait for mgo3
/sarcasm
