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>News
- Museum d’Alfonsino is out (from rotation) NOW!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
Full list of changes (Japanese): http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
New gear preview:
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133095647699/as-seasons-change-so-to-do-fashion-trends-to (with new gear labelled (Japanese): http://i.imgur.com/kPZefRf.jpg (embed)
- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort! [YouTube] Splatoon - Inkredible New Stages and Gear
- The 8th Japanese Splatfest, Mountain Food vs Seafood, will take place starting 11/21, 12:00 PM JST! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/664947717517348864
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament, Splatournament! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
- The Neo Sploosh-o-Matic has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664137601046081536
where'd the rest of the op go
hi /ink/
>>122426695
Please do I wanna TC
>>122426882
hi
squads?
>>122426886
in case the fapper missed it
So what is everyone missing?
Out of the way! The cute squidboy navy can't be caught being late to their functions.
>>122426874
Lag
>FAQ:
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C'mon OP
>FAQ:
https://pastebin.com/EwqFcDnj
>Resources:
https://pastebin.com/7TKGP35d
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>User Stats:
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>>122426980
a sombrero
>>122426972
i'm fooling around in turf for now. just started using a charger
aw yiss got natural trips on muh boots
not sure how i'd feel if i got x3 ink recovery on this hat since there's already a tentatek headband with comeback
>>122426886
Post the original
>>122426980
swimsuits
>>122427143Isn't that the original?
>>122426980
I NEED THE JACKET AND COAT
>>122426980
>Octarian Jacket
>Inkling Parka
>SF Beret
I MUST HAVE THEM
slow down, there'll be plenty of time for those later
>>122427654
I want to titfuck a chubby marie while she wears her swimsuit
>>122427730
>replies: 40
>posters: 3
>>122428087
>replies: 40
???
>>122427656
Every time I see that picture, Callie reminds me of this one girl I liked in high school. That expression is just almost a mirror image of her likeness.
>inb4 no one cares. It's okay, I understand though.
>>122428087
Learn to count.
>>122427268
probably not
fuck now how we are gonna find it
>Tim and CA are playing mk8
>>122428087
>posters: 3
>being retarded
>>122428087
DID YOU FORGET HOW TO COUNT AGAIN ANON-KUN
>accidentally swimming into an exploding suction bomb
:'^)
>>122428386
To be quite honest, I just get salty.
>>122428087
Go to bed, you got that big science fair this week, high schooler.
>>122428386
>I got to witness it
>>122427036
What is that expression trying to convey?
aw shit me and roundy and those moonrunes got spawncamped hard
roundy is a really funny name to me
I give up, I'm doing way too awfully
GG Piv lobby
good luck
>>122428536
>replies: 123
>IPs: 2
>>122428805
The face of knowing you can one hand a dynamo.
>>122428728
i jumped to you, saw they had shit out a bomb, thought "oh crap, i'd better--" and then went forwards instead of backwards
and i forgot i don't have my stealth jump boots on anymore...
>getting back into the groove of things
>doing pretty well
I forgot how much fun this game is. Wonder why I stopped pl-
>corner HS and he pushes his panic button
oh....
>>122428342
Even they understand that this game is dead.
Aw, ggs guys, we did really good when it wasn't on tower, then we got dunked by .96 gals and Dynamos.
I wish I could poop out art at a relatively fast pace.
>>122428342
>mk8 generals still up and running at a good pace
I enjoy mario kart, but what the hell is there to keep the game alive for so long?
>>122429561
What for
COVER
TURF
YOU DIP FUCKING SHIT
GOD
FUCK
>>122429694
Welcome to my pain. Its either that or
>splat the e-shitter and break through
>C'MON C'MON C'MON
>durr anon u want us to wat
FUCKING IDIOTS
>>122429619
The dlc is still enjoyable.
The better question is how can it sustain a general.
I could see where this was going from the first panel
>>122428342Both mcu and tsb were playing it together, it was fun as hell.
>>122430138
>you will never be good enough at a something to make online friends out of it
>you will never have cozy mk8 races
>>122430034
Where the shota squid
>>122430138
>you will never be in a tournament-tier competitive squid squad
>you will never relax after a tough day of RM practice with your squadmates in a few friendly games of MK8
JUST
anyone wanna play some turf?
>>122428320
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26739128
>>122430034
>>122430292
just what the hell do you think you're doing
>put on a team of chargers at Skatepark
STOP
>>122430289
>cozy
have you ever played mk8? I can guarantee you every single game out of single-player 50cc is the exact opposite of "cozy".
>>122430314
gross
>blackbelly
>enemy: 3 scoped chargers and a luna(r) blaster
>they got rekt
nyeheheh
>>122430426
Sure
>>122430428
savior
>>122430514
...git gud
>>122430697
cool. my ID is chocobag
>>122430532
Whenever I see an octoling I think of that tranny
>>122431146
>...
ggs lunar. i have a paper that i reeeeaaaally should be star--ahem, finishing, since it's due in 3 hours.
>running out of ink while going on the offensive
>>122431160
Adding
>>122431306
start tapping at the bottom right corner of the touchscreen in a panicked frenzy
>>122431196
Sounds like you have some issues anon
>>122428284
It never goes away.
>>122431306
this is too relatable
>>122431160
Aand added
>>122431301
ggs Tia. Best of luck with that paper.
>>122431306
I feel so naked when that happens
>>122431306
Every single one of my matches.
>>122431306
>tfw you run out of ink in the middle of a fight and the e-liter is aiming right at you
>>122431576
cool. join any time
>>122431445
I just want to believe anon.
>>122430034
Why are moons so adept at tragedy?
>>122431306
One of the moments I still remember from the first month the game was out was this feeling.
>on narrow wall ledge at skatepark
>1 enemy on top of tower, 2 on the ground floor below
>"Alright I can get a tri-kill if I don't fuck this up"
>run out of ink killing the guy on the tower
>realize i fucked up and fuck up again by immediately falling off the wall
>that feeling of standing directly in front of two enemies with no ink
>>122431834
pick up a book on Japanese history
>not touch splatoon for two months
>come back
>skills haven't changed at all
I missed losing. I genuinely did miss that nice tune and the cute temper tantrums the squids make.
>>122431834
They copy the same sad story over and over
>>122431834
the best friend dies after a promise
crying ensue
shot of the sunset
woman sings and credits roll
anyone want to do meme-squads or a meme-lobby?
>>122433051
depends, what meme are we unleashing on the world
I feel bad playing against squibs
>pick up tentatek
>become god of death
Am I a shitter? I've tried everything else and nothing has clicked as well as this thing. Closest was slosher or splatling.
>>122433051
Meme lobby please.
All mini splatling.
>>122433159
If you were a shitter, you'd be doing bad with the Tentatek.
>>122430325
>practice
>Blaster Control
>>122433051
Memes are fun.
>>122433051
I'm down for any maymay.
>>122430325
Splatoon practice is fucking retardedMy clan has it and I haven't shown up even once, they can suck my dick
One I know of does 4-8 hours of practice a week
>>122433051
splattershot squad for the chain bubble huddle
Is anyone willing to help me order a few pieces of v2.3 gear?
I'm after the Bubble Rain Boots and the Krakon 528.
That's it for now. Gg's choco.
>>122433982
that last match was brutal. had fun tho
>>122433051
>anon disappears and never posted an NNID
I feel rused.
>>122433548
Why did I think I was going to be the only one to use that term?
>>122433159
It's just overall the best/most straight-forward shooter.
Other guns just have niches you can abuse, but all you need to do with the tentatek is be half-decent and you can get a few kills.
>>122434256
Sadness
Why won't the japanese literally die
>>122433096
>>122433230
>>122433432
>>122433489
>>122433548
Neat I like the all-splatlings / all-SSJs ideas. Well addPonyboyfor squad battles, and if you don't get in, maybe there will be enough for a second meme squad and we can meet up
I can't play all night, but we can get an hour or so in
>>122434256
sorry team
>>122434398
Aiight
>>122433629
m-maybe one more try
>>122434398
sent
>>122434398
so are we doing full on testfire squids or maximum bubbler chaining
No seriously why do the japanese always hit me so quickly in the most obscure ways
>>122434852
They're sneaky. I'm always amazed at how quickly the get behind me. It's surreal.
>>122434793
>testfire gear only
>SSJ
>final destination
>>122434726
>>122434760
>>122434793
squad is up. lets start out bubble huddle, and if you all want to change to full on testfire or all-splatlings or something, let us know
>>122434975
What if they make a gear set without abilities?
UNLEASH THE BUBBLERS
>>122435383
Yeeee
>>122435383
that felt good, another squib squad comin up
>>122434398
>my squid just staring into space while sitting on a rail
Fucking perfect.
>>122435756
I like how the squid sisters are trying get our attention while we are too aloof to even notice them
>bubbler after bubbler ride to victory
>>122436391
>they can't keep getting away with this!
>>122436391
>people doubt bubbler chaining as a legitimate strategy
Up for a squad if anyone else is.
>against same people again
Hooooo boy
>>122436391
>>122436472
>>122436478
>rematch against that same tri squad
>>122436614
what's your splatfest resume look like?
>>122436354
I did that one in like 15 minutes which is why it's so terrible. If you have any nice screenshots of inklings in your plaza wearing new gear, especially forge brand ones, please post them
>>122436742
>>122436747
I was worried that e-Liter was gonna have a field day with us, luckily it was a 3v4
this will be a good test, S+ Japanese quad squad
>>122436768
Honestly have no idea to check that.
>0/9
Hooray!
>>122436950
That e-liter was clearly going through the git gud fag phase. The one on this quad squad however can go choke on a fucking dog.
>>122437168
and then his kraken teammates, that was an uphill battle
Check out our Custom twists on popular weapons today.
their drawing is kinda cute
>>122436614
>that unfresh look
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>122437551
Shoes aside, I'll fight you for school girl Ika Musume.
>splatted before I even land
Boy game, you sure know how to make a woomy feel special.
>>122437678
almost as good as seeing shots come out of a jump marker before the player lands
>>122437257
Do you have any more images like that dude? That's pretty neat.
we didn't get knocked out, that's a win in my book vs S+ tryhard Japanese squids. Bluefin is not really the best map for bubble huddle tech, but we're making it work best we can
>>122437776
>No audio
It's a shame because this one had a nice Echolocator-esque jingle in particular. Fitting for the Neo line of weapon variations.
This is das. You guys literally made my kid brother and his clan cry with your bubbler shit
>>122438103
It can't be helped.
Good games bubbler squad.
>>122438103i'm not in the bubblerteam but that makes me sad
kids should be smiling
>>122438103
kid brother here. pic related
>>122438173
ggsFlippy, do you guys want to try and find a fourth or be done for the night?
>>122436614
Honest question, where do you go to get stats like this? been looking around for a while and can't seem to find it.
3/4 Lunar/Nobody X/Brade Bubbler squad
>>122438016
Man, that's a shame. That sounds pretty cool.
>>122438016
Last one, I believe it's the brand used for the Gold Dynamo and nothing else.
>>122438226
come on, do you actually believe that he's legit?
>>122438103
Tell them to git gud
>>122438103
yo what
>>122438292
gold aerospray too
where are you finding these?
>>122438292
where are these from?
>>122438256
splatnet, it should be in the OP
>>122438256
https://splatoon.nintendo.net
Not one for spoonfeeding but that's the japanese site for spatoon stat tracking.
>>122437257
>>122438016
sauce?
>>122438103
>>122438327
no but I wanted an excuse to post that picture
>>122438103
4 more days.
>>122438272
pls join
>>122438289
You can always check out the original with sound on the artist's Twitter, @ZipJPN. Going through the replies it seems he's planning on creating an animation for every brand, should be good if he goes through with the whole panoply of names.
>>122438586
Thanks man!
>>122438247
If you're still doing bubbles, I'll joinnnid HeroPivi
WHEN YOU PAUSE AND SEE THAT PERFECT ROLL
>>122439191
I wonder if there's an exploit involving this
>paris is under attack, yeah this post to help paris!
>gamers must make hope for paris!
miiverse please stop making me laugh at people dying.
>>122439191
The teases though
>>122438327
I'm not kidding. They were SOS squad
>>122439249
pretty sure there isn't because the game saves as soon as you hit reroll, so whatever you get is already saved to file, the rolling animation is just for show
>>122430034
>>122430292
I did not ask to feel these feels.
eyyyy blasters
good stopping point for me bubbler squad, thanks for joining up. we won more than we lost, I think
>>122440043
GGs Those were some fun matches. Back to TW
>>122440043
This is U
i haven't seen you in a while, candle :o
>>122440657
I missed you too Tia
>>122440207My Noomy
Heavy splatling is so fun, actually nerfing my kraken crutch and making it shit made this game way more fun for me.
Squib
>>122440897
>>122440207
black woomy is the best
>>122441008how'd you like my grand reentry still topscoring with my crutch-zap sempai
>>122441243
it was excellent, candle-kun
i'm sorry you had to witness me flailing around with a dynamo
>>122441243
>nzap
>crutch
>switch the brush I said, it'll be fun
Back to the blaster I go.
>>122441528
It is for me. It carries me so goddamn hard for some reason.
Although it was probably a bad joke either way.
>>122441476pic unrelated
>>122441602
it's amazing on close quarters stages like skatepark but your range is so small that it's easy to get outgunned even with your superior speed
>tfw Tim senpai will never notice you
>>122441752
>>122441752
Isn't that Tim though?
>see people doing all bubble squad and decied to try out all special charge up gear with a rapid blaster
>equip Clownfish Basics which have one swim speed up slot open
>mfw naturally getting onbrand swim speed up triples when it took me 20+ rolls with my Red Hi-Tops
>will never wear these shoes again
Does damage up noticably effect the dropoff damage on long range guns like splatlings and squelchers? Or is it just a waste of skill slots.
>>122441752
>being white
im sorry
http://www.corocoro.tv/tachiyomi/splatoon/
>>122442441
I'm not white I'm italian
>notice a bamboozler on the other team
>great, one of these faggots
>get splatted by them
>it was Tia
Whoops
>>122442971
what do you have against bamboozlers, hmm?
>>122443021
not him
webm related
>>122443021
I guess you could say I always getbamboozledwhen faced against them. Switching to heavy splatling.
>>122442971
>>122443021
>0.1 percent
it was my fault tia i got myself splatted
>>122443125
that webm shows exactly why i love to bamboozle some bums
>>122442659Are you?
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TIA
>>122443328
TELEPORTING JAPS REEEEEE
i wanna switch to my ink saver main gear again, so i can miss more often and not run out of ink so soon ; u ;
>one kill 4 death
>one kill 5 death
>one kill 6 death
>one kill 7 death
oh my god
>>122443593
>tfw was in a game where the only kills my team got were mine
[wake me up].png
>>122443386
ah, that was so perfect. i had the biggest crazed grin as i aimed my killer wail at you.
Any squads or something open?
>>122443737Its nice to be playing with you nerds again. I missed you guys as stupid as that sounds.
>swim into an inkstrike
>swam into a bomb earlier
why do i do this
>>122444105
>took a long ass break
>everyone I used to play with are all in clans now and dont play with anyone else
tfw
>>122444260What clans
>>122444260
That sucks.
Have a squig to put a smile on your face.
>>122444260
My friends are still around and I play with them, but this the one game I get super rusty at when I take any longer than a day's break.
>>122444105
it's fun to play with /ink/ nerd in tw
ranked hasn't felt the same since i failed my s rank entrance exams...
you always have the cutest art saved, wtf
>>122444230
But their shorts are built-in. How does a squid forget to wear them?
>>122444260
if you actually wanted to you would ask them to play
Unless you did and they literally don't play with anyone else. then you dodged a bullet!
>>122444485
I like cute!
Cute squidboy sleeping in because he knows Inkopolis doesn't open for another eight hours.
>two dynamos on top of the pillar
ugh
why does it feel like they're immune to shots while they're midjump?
and i was shooting at the one and heard multiple hit sounds, but it must have been at the end of my range cuz they didn't die
>Paint to the enemy's elevated platform using the side paths in Arowana Mall
>There's an E-Liter perched on the walls by their spawn
>He knows I'm there
>Stay still to avoid getting fucked up
>Starts sniping my ink to minimize my swim room
>One of his buddies goes up where I am using the ramp to check out what's going on
>Another comes from behind me
>Manage to squish both of them in succession
>The E-Liter is still there
>Now two others know where I am
>tfwI superjumped to one of our snipers and ultimately lost by 3%, if you wondered how it ended
>>122444816
but squidboy, you have school in the morning!
>>122444816
more
>that ending
>>122444260
They'll still play with you anon. Just speak up!
>Port/Dome
Thanks Santa
>Camp/Towers
Thanks Satan
>Port/Dome
yay
>Nothing new in the shops at all
>>122445203
>hatin' on camp
it's fun
fuuuug i need another 25k for my almost perfect order but this ranked rotation is ass
at least money dome is in the tw rotation
>>122442550
I hope tactical pantsing is a feature in a future Splatoon.
Squads up?
Any squads?
Squads?
http://strawpoll.me/6019566
been a while
>>122445446
>>122445456
>>122445479
so who's hosting
>>122445575
>voted callie by mistake
>>122444260
>clans
I'm trying to host a private ranked lobby daily at about 8am my time, which is in about 13 hours from now. Come play, anyone's welcome with any weapon and any ability.
I'll join you for more games in a sec Tia. Just gotta throw some shit at Spike until he makes me smile.
>>122445719
Fuck off scarth.
>>122445575
>no option for i like them equally but slightly prefer the traits of x
>>122445631
Why are people afraid to host a squad
Everyone's welcome, will start in 10 minutes, do note me if added
NNID: LittleSkullKid
>>122445815
It's due to people like you that we don't know yet which is objectively superior to the other
>>122445785
lol i'm almost never ready for the beginning of a match
i'm busy typing or digging in the fridge, something dumb like that
