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>News
- Museum d’Alfonsino is out NOW!
- A new update, v2.3.0, has been released! It features 40 new pieces of gear. In addition, player order on the results screen in Ranked Mode will now be determined by matches won out of last 10.
Full list of changes (Japanese): http://www.nintendo.co.jp/wiiu/agmj/update/index.html
New gear preview:
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133095647699/as-seasons-change-so-to-do-fashion-trends-to (with new gear labelled (Japanese): http://i.imgur.com/kPZefRf.jpg
- A new content trailer has been released, featuring the soon-to-come stage Mahi-Mahi Resort! [YouTube] Splatoon - Inkredible New Stages and Gear
- The 8th Japanese Splatfest, Mountain Food vs Seafood, will take place starting 11/21, 12:00 PM JST! https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/664947717517348864
- On December 2nd, Nintendo Treehouse will be streaming a Splatoon tournament, Splatournament! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/133094764694/this-just-in-the-fine-squid-researchers-in-the
- The Neo Sploosh-o-Matic has been released! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664137601046081536
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bara
>>122354757
first for too much fucking glass
marie
This cute squidboy's K/D always looks as good as his sick, perfect beret.
wich splatoon wud u poon?
when will ninty add dmg+ gear that isn't horrible
>>122355076
>>122354513
>>122354803
reposting in this thread
okay squad is open
>>122355150
still waiting on my friend invite to go thorugh
>>122355105
you can either be a tryhard eliter shitter or look fresh, not both
hey mr. magpie -
i sent you a request since we squadded together before
i'm not sure that i'm down for a squad right now though
E.J. I think we played a bit yesterday in TW. I'll be sure to send you a FC later.
>>122355490
>>122355257
errrr sorry, someone else joined, so I thought it was you
>>122354917
how come there's never any muscle woomies?
>>122355536
>always type FC instead of FR
What the shit is going on with me
>>122355551
huh? it's fine. i just thought i'd send a request since we've played together before. i'm tia.
>>122355551
shit, guess thats out then. anyone up to squad with an A- shitter?K.K.K.Fishcake
>>122355594
The world cant hand em
>>122355536
Alright
>>122354757
It's "Takoroka", you stupid fuck, not Takaroka
>>122355594
there are
this is as good as it ever gets unfortunately
Will I ever be good enough to squad with someone here if all I like playing is shooters and inkbrush?
>>122356536
There's absolutely nothing wrong with shooters and I'm confused as to why you think there is.
>>122356265
Fit expansion when
I want a strong little woomy to pick me up and swing me around like a roller
>>122356595
Most high level people I see here play chargers and blasters
I haven't played Splatoon in a week because I'm too lazy to swap out the Mario Maker disc.
When's the next splatfest?
>>122357020
hasn't been announced yet
turf war has gotten so fucking lame its not even worth playing anymore
>7 people every game using special stacking splash o matics
so fun
>>122357472
>someone complaining about the splash-o-matic
>>122357662
yeah Im going to complain when everyone on both teams uses the exact same shit every game
>>122357472
>splash-o-matic
nobody above B uses that thing, even in TW. you should have no problem killing these squibs before they get their special.
>engaged in a heated game of hide and seek with chargerfag
>suddenly we win
Okay.
ggs
>>122357721
havent had a game without atleast 2 in it all day and its annoying because it kills my fps
>>122357803
GGsI look completely unfresh cause I was trying to max out some new gear
Classic miiverse
![Wii_U_screenshot_TV_01769[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Tt2PNN9.jpg "Wii_U_screenshot_TV_01769[1].jpg")
>>122358178
>>122357721
I used it in /ink/ pre-2.0 lobbies and did well with it. I still have a pretty high turf inked with it even though I haven't used it that much since 2.0 hit.
woomy taking orders from her commanding officer
>all but 1 or 2 deaths were from falling off the map
i love the museum
Didn't expect visitors on turf war, hi there
>>122358460
were they using attempting to use a blaster?
hello, that was probably me
>>122358629
It is
>tfw someone poofs before you can splat them
>>122358664
obviously i'm not the best blaster-er, but i'm trying
>>122355594
>>122356265
i'm not even into bara, but you'd think that considering amount of weird fetish anons, there'd be more muscle woomiesi have attempted to right this wrong
>>122358974
you're a good egg, anonymous
Gotta go mag squad. Twas a pleasure.
>>122358056
me too brah
>>122358924
Im gonna try one too
GGs guys.
>>122359159
>>122359305
GG guys
>>122326134
>>122326962
>all this trash talk only to get rekt by choke squad and tsb
>see some fun porn of this game
>pick it up to see if the game is just as fun
>it's actually a lot more fun
Neat, I fucking suck though.
>someone using bamboozler
>me, too drunk to live: WELL SHIT!! THAT'S A CHALLENGE
time to embarrass myself as i attempt to level this gear
>>122358178
>>122360976
luna neo.png
>>122360976
Je Suis Moray Towers
Late morning eurosquads ?
You know, I don't play Ranked as much as Turf because my rank easily goes to shit because I'm not all that good, but holy hell did I have some shocking matches yesterday.
I had some great teams and we won quite a few, but then I also had someone on Museum grabbing the Rainmaker then just running into a high glass wall trying to jump up it and not giving up for 10 seconds.
I also had several matches where no-one else on my team would go anywhere near the Rainmaker once we've burst the shield, like they're scared of it.
Then there were lots of matches on Tower Control where they were scared to get on the tower, wouldn't cover it and would also just let the other team ride it straight to the goal.
It really messed up my rank. I only had a few points left until I finally got out of the B- hell I've been stuck in for months. Damn.
>>122362273
b ranks are fucking hell. but then again, the higher ranks are that much better.
>>122362364
AREN'T* not are
jesus that makes my initial post sound so horrible
sorry
>>122362273
took me a week to get a fresh account from C- to S on a weapon I was complete dogshit at (splat charger, after using basically nothing but rollers until then). GET GOOD
>>122362518
Hosting Squads again!
All weapons/ranks welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>122362882
Guess I'll get off my ass and start up my WiiU.
>>122358974
Never right it
oi
where the squidbois?
>>122362882
Still need another member? If so I'll add you
>>122363606
Yes, 1 spot open.
>>122363650
Thanks. Let me just set up everything and I'll be right there.
>>122362989
>yume nikki fart art I haven't seen
Thanks anon.
>>122354917
>>122363174
>>122355594
bara spaghetti a best
bara spaghetti a STRONK
>>122362882
>All weapons/ranks welcome.
even inkbrush/c-?
>>122363650
>>122363704
Sent it. Loading up game now
>>122363923
Someone took your spot, I'll add you as soon as a spot opens again.
>>122363872
Yes, must be level 10 though.
>>122363968
No problem. Reply to me here if a slot opens up so I'll see you've added me.
>all of the badass headgear is Opening Gambit/Last Ditch Effort
Absolute fucking bullshit.
>>122363235
>>122364398
truly the best shirt
perfect for splatling/nzap
>>122364393
F O R G E
O
R
G
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>>122364393
at least the aviators are rockenberg;_;
>>122364569
I fuckin love this shirt
>>122364676
yeah it's amazing, i got a similar setup on mine that's 2 run speed and 1 damage up, pairs well with my white headband with 2 damage up and 1 run speed
>>122364676
That's a pretty good splatling setup
Do you think subsaver would be good with a splating for the splatwall?
Fuck that blaster that last match. Glad I managed to not die and become a spawn beakon for the rest of the team to carry me and win.
>>122365002
Ink recovery is better
>>122365002
main or recovery is always better
What is with these Japs man. Fuck why cant i just git gud
>ebin bubbler only squad
I wish I could punch those fucks.
Sometimes you just gotta look out at the camp and ask yourself why am I still alive?
>>122365269
>on towers
Nothing more cancerous
every fucking shot I fired at that team just didn't fucking register
they'd suddenly be behind me instead, I mean what the fuck is with that, it's been the past two games in a row now
I dont why but i love and hate getting stomped like that. I just want to be dominated so hard but just get a comeback for once.
>>122365669
>I just want to be dominated
I feel like everyone on this board is extremely sexually frustrated.
>>122365669I like it when I get squidbagged by a spaghetti desu
any squads?
>>122365669
>I just want to be dominated so hard
>spent almost the entire match hiding at their base on the spinning platforms
I love that thing. Nice of you to keep super jumping to me IAMUSORRY.
>>122364393
Opening Gambit is okay for getting to the middle first.
>>122366249
How did that match even last so long? I got 23 kills.
>>122364054
Adding you now.
okay I'm done for now, I think it's my connection that's stopping me from shooting at absolutely anyone
GG IAMUSORRY squad
BOY, wouldn't it be nice to have some sort of way to opt out matches against faggots who have someone with a charger.
/ssbg/ here
Are you enjoying your casual shooter?
>>122366890
/ink/ here
Are you enjoying your casual fighter?
>>122366890
Doing good friend. Are you having fun with your party game?
>>122366890
And how are you enjoyingCloud? Are you hype for the broadcast?
Thanks for the squad. Can't take anymore losses for now.
1 spot open in squad.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>122367214
GGs!
>>122367341
Don't know how you guys were doing before I joined but if you were doing well tell me and I'll leave.
>>122367414
We were doing terrible before you joined, so don't worry.
>>122367503
Is it even possible for an elite squid team to beat these fucking japs?
>>122367341
I think I'm gonna call it quits for now too. GGs.
i wanna lick a woomys armpit
>>122367542
Yeah definitely. I have held squads of +25 winning streaks, crushing even the laggiest S+ Japs.
>>122367543
GGs Lonar.
>>122367643
>Lonar
>>122367643
Is that picture meant to be a mashup of all Nintendo IP?
literally no squids
Forgot the laundry, brb
>>122367980
>buster sword
>>122367643
One day you should compile your splatoon folder and upload it
>>122367980
more a mashup of the direct announcements
>>122368259
Final Fantasy kun is a Nintendo character now.
>tfw after you conceptrate on killing the pesky sniper your team starts winning
>Stomping a nip clan
This always feels good
>>122368574
That was a beautiful lockdown
holy fuck you guys are going kill crazy
>>122370329
Question about booyah battle 4, Who actually won, im looking about and i only find people who are saying that the squid box and team nintendome won, was it really a tie?
>Connection lost
Sorry squad. With the new rotation I'm going to take this chance for a break. GGs !
Rotation is here! Time to splat some japs! Who's squad am I joining?
Rehosting new rotation, 1 spot open in squad.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>122370510
GGs!
Here comes a wild Ikachu, the Electric Squid Pokemon...!
It feels so good to have rain maker.
>>122370501
They were having so many connection issues that they decided to just split the grand prize.
Sorry squad about that overtime. Also for some reason suddenly I'm lagging alot.
>team starts dominating right out of the gate
>japs get salty and activate lag armor
>I am now unable to splat them no matter how many times I hit them
>>122371464
>>122371484
Might have been them. That was bullshit that they even got it that close to our base.
FUCKING CLUTCH
>>122371534
I've never had lag this bad before against Japs.
>last second comeback
>>122371464
Bum has joined the room, the entire match basically just gets enhanced with a 150 ms ping, everyone of us is lagging, even the opponents.
Can't even imagine how the game is for Bum.
http://strawpoll.me/6012175
http://strawpoll.me/6012175
http://strawpoll.me/6012175
>>122371840
Everyone on the enemy team has 600 HP and I only have 10
I love rainmaker so much
I've been searching since it came out, but I still can't find the Blue Sea Slugs. Anyone have them? I'd willing to trade some new gear, I have the Beret, Squidstar Waistcoat, and Bubble Rain Boots
>shops only update with 1 or 2 pieces of gear a day
I hate this shit.
Communication error that booted me to the lobby for just me or the whole team?
>suddenly trisquad
>Knockout win
What the fuck
BOOYAH!
>>122372204
>>122372207
I had some com. error, sorry guys
>>122372103
>>122372204
>>122372207
>>122372243
That team was made by almost only B players, of course we won.
>>122371082
>not inkachu
you had one fucking job.
>hiding in ink to bum rush the tower when the timer runs down
>perfect position, kraken ready
>charger misses my team mate and splats me
>they win on overtime
>tfw want to play but tons of college work.
Help me
>>122372875
do work fast then play
>>122372875
Your woomy would want you to get good grades anon
does anyone have the green parka yet
GGs squad!
>>122373141
>tutorial literally starts with "Think you're too cool for school?"
Nigga your woomy would pull you away from your schoolwork and force you to go have fun.
>>122372412
Ikachu is a better pun
>>122373313
Are you coming back IAMUSORRY?
>>122373152
>>122372021
I have both of these, but I'm squadding at the moment.
>>122373382
Yeah in a few hours.
>went from A- to b- in one session
>decide to play turf war
>get rekt even harder
>>122372021
>>122373152
>>122373412
Looks like the squad is kill, I'll start a private lobby for you two.Bum_Nuggler
>>122373468
why isn't there more quidboys
>>122373523
play squads
>>122373535Linkhere, I'd be down to Private Lobby if you're looking to get one started, Bum.
Of course, if that doesn't work, I initially showed up to sound the horn for a squad. If anyone wants to join but hasn't added me yet, my NNID is DeeDunks.
>>122373535
oh oops I forgot I posted that, if youre still doing it ill bring some off brand triples, turning my wiiu on now
Is this game dead?
I'm not sure if i should buy it.
>>122373729
absolutely, but I don't know how many people we'll get.
>>122373742
lobby is up
>>122373847
added you
>>122373847
Well we only need 4 or 5 to rock some Hot Seat, which is what I'm in the mood for. Honestly, a squad probably makes more sense to go for right now.
Scrub question, To add friends do you put in their mii name or their NNID
>>122373535
Sending a request
>>122373847
thanks for that
>>122374117
NNID since that's always unique, the mii name can be almost whatever you want.
>>122374117
NNID.
>>122373925
Adding onto this, I'm waiting for my brother to beat the boss of the Water Temple in Ocarina before I take the Wii U, so I might be a minute to join the lobby.
>>122374180
>>122374175
Thanks for the quick reply, might do squads in a bit then
>>122374147
got u senpai
>>122373523
If your on a loosing streak, play turf war for a while until you get better (assuming it's a problem with the lag gods). Or just take a break.
>>122373831
U wot m8? The only time this general itself is slow is when only the Euros are awake.
>>122374537
why would only euros be awake? i'm in mst and it's 8:20 here, NA people should be up by now.
>>122374615
>8:20
>awake
>>>/out/
>>122374650
I woke up at 2am, about to sleep at 4pm
Holy shit 1v1 rainmaker is horrifically unfun.
>>122374357
Thanks, greatly appreciated, fun battle too
>>122374650
b-but it's cold, anon. there's some frost on the ground.
>>122374714
is 1v1 anything fun in splatoon? probably why they chose to go with the balloon-popping thing in battle dojo. not sure why people hate it so much; not my favourite mode, but decently good fun, i found.
>>122374694
The proper way to do it is to be awake at 2pm and sleep at 4am
>>122355105
ika dress
I fucking hate you Spyke
Bum_Nugglerprivate lobby is up, get in here squids, 1v1 is only entertaining for so long.
>>122374847
>is 1v1 anything fun in splatoon?
Yeah! Booyah!
>all three of your shops have nothing new in them
>>122375060
is there enough people around for a proper private lobby
>>122375060
coming
>>122375060
I'll join again, is this still a gear sharing lobby?
>>122375190
I don't rollscum, so I don't have anything to offer except some new gear, any requests?
just a reminder that you can get splatoon badges NOW!
>>122375282
Nah, I just needed the shoes, I'm good
>>122373316
is that a NA version thing? never saw that in the tutorial
>>122374847
I had a 1v1 charger vs roller match when everyone else dropped out once, it was tense as hell.
I bet a sniper battle would be fun.
fuck i forgot how much you lag
>point blank charger trade
>>122375295
how to
>teleporting in front of me and sniping me
bum pls
>>122376229
get badge center is for nintendo 3ds
any squads?
walk in front of the rainmaker shot
>instant knockout
BOOYAH BOOYAH
>>122376390
>enemy fires full charged rainmaker shot
>no matter how quickly you dodge and run away you get splatted
>you fire full charged rainmaker shot
>enemies get hit by it dead center and the hitmarker goes off but they take no damage
>that squiffer duel
>>122376563
>dat inkmine kill
Jesus that lag. Bum please fix your internet.
WOOO TEAM CHARGER
>>122363174
Is that John Cena >>122363235
>>122376762
I knew it was there, the whole time, thought I could step on it and get away.
>constant 24/7 inkzooka 1 shots
nice
am i the only one who has fun playing with bum? I find it hilarious
>>122377484
it's like playing a different game
>>122377484
yeah the lag adds a fun factor
NERF MIIMII
>70%
DAMN
>>122377810
git gud
>>122365002
I run a HS set with sub savers, and I've had some pretty good results with it.
Personally, I would use a run speed set with the Deco.
Join bum's lobby please
7/8Bum_Nugglerlobby.
Not that I mind 3v4s
>>122377484
How does bum even get lag like this? Whenever my Internet is shit I just dc.
>>122378372
Dial up, yo.
>>122378625
>not posting superior ver
Choose some new combos, bum
>>122378905
Do you mean map/mode or my equipment?
ggs Bum lobby, gotta run
>>122378026
Request sent
Special Forces Inkling reporting for duty.
>>122378625
>>122378793
>being reminded kata is the primary inspiration for my art
>being reminded i'm still miles away
>it's not even that incredible to begin with
>>122379390
Lobby is gonna be kill for a minute after this match kids, I'll put it back up once I accept this FR.
>>122379496
we need a special forces squad to fend off the bandanna squads
>>122379558
Back up.
Had a good laugh when I threw a splash wall directly on rainy
>>122379726
>tfw
Was going to keep this and then I looked to the right
>No NA splatfest announcement
Looks like we're gonna be on EU's splatfest schedule now.
>You do not currently have an Internet connection
Don't lie to me you piece of shit.
>>122380028
I'd keep it anyway, they look better
Anyone have a good roll on the Pilot Goggles and would be willing to go online to trade gear? Just tell me what you want and I might have it and we could trade!
>>122376229
Badge center, although you have to pay for each attempt like a claw machine and hope you can pick them up
>see Homurun about to fire an inkstrike
>move up behind to kill
>hithithithithithithithithithithithithithithithithithit
>lost count after 30 shots
>she finished shooting the inkstrike, turns around and splats me, then blows up.
>>122380628
you can get free attempts
>>122380797
You sprayed me for a solid second, I had to chuckle at that
