How does Samus make you feel, anon?
When will president trump make anime real
like I want shoot myself in the fucking head if there's no 2d metroid for nx
>>345317286
I feel like playing some video games and having a proper discussion about them.
Depressed because her franchise is more dead than my hopes and dreams
She doesn't.
>>345317408
Go right ahead. She's listening.
>>345317625
So I've been playing some Super Metroid and had like 70% completion rate at the end, is it worth replaying it for 100% or is it good enough that I just finished the game and forgot to pick up some rockets?
>>345317286
She makes me want to bury my face in her ass.
like I want to remodel her shithole
>>345317286
In suit: Like some awesome badass you'd go drinking with and hang around bro style.
Zero suit: Like someone who would make me shy as fuck and nervous to talk too.
Pathetic I know, but I take peace in knowing she is a fictional character.
I want catch all her farts with my tongue
>>345317625
Suck my cock.
Despair of no new 2d metroid.
Like I want her to fart the doggy semen into my mouth emptied inside of her asshole by a rotweiler
>>345317286
she makes my special parts tingly
>>345320975
You mean your pathetic little cock?
>>345317625
I like metroid prime
>>345317286
She makes my mouth quiver at the thought of sealing it around her delicious asshole
>>345317286
The zero suit ruined Samus because it made all of her art samey and boring.
>Samus will never hold you down and nibble at your ears and bite your neck
>She will never grind against you, privately excited at how hard you are for her
>She will never tease you for being that hard at all
I want her to wear that suit all day, get nice and sweaty, then make me lick her all over
Sad because there will never be another sci-fi horror game in the realm of Metroid Fusion
>>345321765
Depressed.
Because she won't sit on my face with her big sweaty stinky butt.
>>345321887
My fellow human of African descent, holy shit yes.
>>345321564
>im a virgin neckbeard
ok
What's the nastiest thing you'd do with samus?
>>345321887
Samus's big naughty butt requires lots of personal attention
>>345317286
>>345321887
>>345321564
Most focus on her ass but I want to fuck Samus Aran's footpussy.
>Samus never wears the armored suit anymore
>Literally just a fanservice whore to sell metroid games to sexually frustrated teens now
This character could have been developed into something decent. What a shame.
>>345321564
> She will never insert her fat 10" dong in your ass
>>345317286
I like looking at women, so yes, very happy.
>>345322287
good taste
>>345322102
Make her eat out my ass while I slam my cock in between her tits from above
>>345322287
>>345317384
>2d
So boring. Why not enjoy all that 3d gaming can bring?
>>345322192
>This character could have been developed into something decent
She was literally female Boba Fett for years after she first debuted. She never had a great personality.
>>345322129
Your appointment with FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
>>345317286
Scared, terrified,urge to install more tubes increases
>>345322480I'll reinstall it later, I promise. Just let me enjoy some of Samus' perfect ass anon.
>>345322404
That sounds pretty fun~
>>345322456
Reread what I wrote. It seems you have a critical lack of reading comprehension, and/or you are retarded and can only regurgitate and parrot buzzwords other people have created for you.
>>345322736
Feeling Samus' wet tongue dig into my hole, as my fat cock is stuffed between her perfect breasts is a dream to me
Is thread ERP bait? It feels like ERP bait.
>>345317286
A little sad really. She was a fully armored badass revered like Bobba Fett. Now she is just another wank spank sex symbol in a sea of wank spanks. RIP Samus.
>>345322874
Jealous. I want to be her.
>>345322938
>>345323070
I really like that gif annon.
Anime was a mistake
Asses and thighs like Samus' should be toyed with at all times, at all costs.Pic sauce is in the filename in case you're blind
>>345322874
That must feel heavenly~
Anyone else want to share what nasty stuff they'd do to samus? Maybe something will happen if its really, really fun...
>>345322938
Samus has been a blonde in a swimsuit from the very first game.
Are you unable to respect females that are sexually attractive or something? Why is it fine for males to be badass and physically appealing but any female that's physically appealing is a "wank spank sex symbol"?
>>345322898
Depends on the time. Morning in America, the mods seem to be asleep.
>>345322760
I didn't know Samus meant so much to you Anon.
>>345322532
Don't worry anon, if you break your toilet from shitting yourself too much I can fix your plumbing with newTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
post more sammy butt
Samus is literally my dream girl and I hope one day I will meet a beautiful woman that will be down to cosplay as her and let me obliterate her pussy.
>>345323186
I just want her to suck me off while I lean over her and toy with her ass, occasionally teasing her butt hole to watch her twitch adorably.
>>345323230
'' I don't feel like arguing with you anon,my toughts are always right. We should respect and always protect our women,if it makes me a beta or gamma male so be it '' -Gamma Anon poster
Sad and angry because before Nintendo set it up to die it was one of my favorite franchises.
>>345323394
sure
>>345323186
Jeez anon, I have a really really lewd fetish, I don't know if its OK to say it here. Well, I guess...I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position with Samus and impregnate her while staring deep into her eyes
>>345322993
Stop trying to pass Sarah Bryant off as Samus.
>>345323394
>>345323526
>>345317286
jealous
>>345323526
>Those aren't horsecocks.
Disappointed.
>>345323230
This is a strange argument your having in this kind of tread annon. I think you should just go back to not talking about the games and posting sexy Samus pictures like everyone else. That's all her series is good for now after Other M.
>>345323028
What's stopping you? You're one latex bodysuit and a bottle of hair dye away from being samus at all times
>>345323394
>>345323596
>>345323186
Not the same anon, but her curves reminds me how much into assjobs and thighjobs I am. Rubbing it between her soft, plump legs or asscheeks drives me mad.
>>345317286
I want to cook her meals and support her emotionally all between her missions. Tend to her wounds and reap the benefits of her rampant sex drive. Washing her would be my favorite part honestly.
Also id get to see all kinds of neat planets and what not living on her ship.
>>345317286
There a way to get a vagina without mutilating my penis?
No?
Then I'm jelly.
It's funny how primefags and smashfags both miss the point of Samus's design in the exact opposite way.
Why is Metroid's girlfriend more popular than Metroid himself?
>>345323953
Explain please
>>345323628
>This is a strange argument your having in this kind of tread annon. I think you should just go back to not talking about the games and posting sexy Samus pictures like everyone else.
I'll take that as a tacit admittance that you don't have anything to counter it with.
>That's all her series is good for now after Other M
Yeah, no shit, the series has been nonexistent since Other M. You expect us to have a discussion about Federation Force?
>>345317286
I want Samus to call me a girl and make fun of my cock before stomping on my balls with her heels
>>345323150
The armor you love so much is just a bunch of 80's mecha parts slapped together.
>>345323341
>tfw you will never remodel Samus's shithole
Is this the designated Samus indirect RP thread?
I want toorbitSamus anddo nothing because I'm a failure of a human beingwhileadmiring her from afar and having romantic dreams where we live together for 50 years and die happily in our sleep while holding hands
>>345324091
My argument is that I want her to be remember for this >>345323294 Now she is only really remembered for this >>345323814
As said, she is only good for a nice wank now. That's the memory.
>>345323028
>You will never be lured into Samus's ship from all her flirting
>You will never be drugged while sipping wine with Samus
>You will never wake up a few hours later, bound as Samus cackles
>You will never see a whole horde of other people bound in the same little lab as you, all looking just like Samus
>You will never hear Samus explain that she loves to abduct cute guys and turn them into blonde zero suit bimbos just like her
>You will never feel your features soften, your chest grow massive tits, and your cock shrivel to a useless little clitty as your pumped full of hormones to make you look just like Samus over the next few months
>You will never be rented out by rich men so they can play with your new zero suit clad bimbo body
Why even live?
>>345324107
hot
Why do you faggots refuse to stay banned
>>345324467
That's oddly specific
>>345324124
I like both though, nothing wrong with the plug suit. It's just the ERPing taking place.
>>345324467
You faggots disgust me.
>>345324467
my fantasy....
>>345324056
Who sucks harder, Metroid, or Metroid's girlfriend?
>>345324467
>you will never get taken by the samus instincts and suddenly just go actually bounty hunting
>>345324485
right?
>having grown in to an adult without much other human contact, Samus is very dumb to even the basic elements of human society and even her own body
>she prefers isolation from other humans, and spends long periods alone on her ship
>as she grew older however, the exreme isolation worked against her body's natural desire to reproduce
>as a response, she regularly enters extreme estrus cycles
>her body desperate to attract a mate for her constantly overdoses itself on hormones linked with the growth of parts of her that are considered attractive by the opposite gender
>each cycle her body grows a little bit rounder and plumper as it tries to find anything it can attract for reproduction
>meanwhile Samus is arroused out of her mind
>often missions can distract her mind enough that it doesn't negatively impact them
>but the time between missions she regularly spends it relieving her urges
>she'll never find a mate due to how much time she spends away from other humans
>she has no idea as to why it's happening
>>345324726
Metroid, hands down [spoler]not that he have any[/spoiler]
>>345324467
I shouldn't want this
>>345324062
The entire point of Samus' design is contrast.
Primefags either only want to see her in the armor or they want her to look like a boring practical military woman.
Smashfags only want the sexy girl.
She's supposed to be both. The fact that the best bounty hunter is a beautiful feminine woman prevents her from being generic armor guy. It also makes the suit seem cooler and more futuristic, while also making her skills at using the thing more impressive.
At the same time the contrast between Samus and her armor, and the fact that the games used to show more restraint, made her suitless form sexier. You know how people go gaga over cute girls in military equipment? It's because the clunky uniform makes the girl's features stand out more. Samus is that x10. It's also why Pharah is such an effective character design.
You're supposed to want both.
>>345317286
She's like spanish fly and viagra on a visual level to me.
Wish I could find a gf like her.bonus points if she could get her own boner, too.
>NoName55
>>345325157
Woooow, really makes u think...
>>345325157
This guy gets it.
I just wanna get her off as I wreck her ass from behind.
>>345325185
Futa samus is just incredible, isn't it?
>>345324604
Alright I just think it's funny why armorfags go on about how they hate anime.
Meanwhile the Varia suit's helmet is just a Zaku's head, the proportions were practially stolen from Dragon's Heaven, the legs were ripped from the Big Zam.
If anything the armor is even more anime than the zero suit.
>>345325324
the pinnacle of all creations.
>>345325157
Cool, that's exactly what I think, seeing it put into words. I would still love the games even if it Samus wasn't a woman.
Back when I first played Metroid Prime, occasionally seeing Samus' face reflected in her visor while I stomped all over dangerous alien wildlife added to the experience I think.
>>345325324
>>345317286
I want her to shit in my mouth every day.
>>345325457
damn straight
>You will never have massive tits or wear a zero suit or have long blonde hair
Why do nintendo girls make me so impossibly jealous?
>>345317286
Like I said before, /v/ can't have a thread with over a hundred post for Metroid unless it's about shit like this or Prime. Is it so hard for you faggots to talk about the lore within Metroids 1-4 with the potential of where they could go with the next numbered game with no connections with Prime?
>>345326148
>You will never feel Samus' tight asshole slowly slip around your throbbing shaft, welcoming you into her hot, squeezing innardsbefore intimately introducing you to her chocolate filling, beckoning you to turn it into milk chocolate...
>>345317286
Choose, etc...
>>345326340
lame
I want to see her junk suffocated in her zero suit
>>345326523
3 > 1 > 2
>>345326340
I agree with the other anon, bulges are superior to loose hanging dicks.
>>345326303
Classic Metroid is dead.
Other M was a spectacular backfire and showed that the only thing about mainline Metroid worth caring about is the gameplay, and indies have that covered now.
I'd say that you guys are pathetic and are embarrassing yourselves but that's probably also your fetish.
>>345326340
hnnngh...
It's perfect <3
>>345326523
2 would be good if the suit was made much more slutty, like a post-mindbreak kind of deal.
>>345326836
y-you can tell me if you want
>>345326971
>liking extremely super stereotypical ultra cliche bimbos
More gay than a woman getting gangbanged by six/6 nignogs that have 13 inch penises and dangling saggy testicles flapping in the wind.
>>345326805
I said Metroids 1-4, where did Other M come into this? I rephrase what I said, /v/ can't talk about Metroid unless it's about Prime, Smash garbage, or Other M hate even when the piece of shit isn't mentioned. You guys are as bad as the Bungie shills that like to try to fit in with saying ODST & Reach are as good as the first three Halo game crowds.
>>345326745
Too big, dial it back
>>345326836
tell me more about how i'm embarrassing myself anon
![77d5703be8bc69f6369cb5e4fd4fa0b9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tniYOKF.jpg "77d5703be8bc69f6369cb5e4fd4fa0b9[1].jpg")
>>345326971
Sorta like this?
>>345326340
Is it wrong that itmakes my mouth water
>>345327416
Why is Samus a dude with tits
>>345327416
>This will neverbe me
kill me
>>345327416
Bimbofication isn't my thing, especially the exaggerated proportions
>>345326523
>black hair
hhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
>>345327204
Because Other M killed people's interest in Metroid 5.
Nobody cares what happens after Fusion anymore.
>>345328012
i like her girly dick
>>345328012
That just looks like it's been painted blue.
>fags ruin yet another thread
Please die, all of you die.
>>345323186
You fuckers are the worst. You never fail to appear in every single thread
>>345328380
Futa is straight
>>345328380
You misspelled "improved"
>>345328280
This
learn how to draw a bulge!
>>345328516
>>345328521
>>>/d/
Kill yourselves
>>345328380
You'd rather EPR?
>>345328083
>still talking about Other M
This is all you little shits can talk about now isn't it? You never talk about the possibility of going to ancient Chozo planet to learn about the Chozo before their fall (hinted at in Zero Mission). You don't talk about how Samus may be AWOL after Fusion. How the GF may send a non Prime bounty hunter after her. Those animals on Samus's ship, or the possibility of a godlike enemy that the Chozo may have went against during their war time. No it's always about Prime, Smash, and Other M. Learn how to talk about something else, I swear you guys are like broken fucking records.
>>345328380
>can't handle some fetishes, but is okay with others
arbitrary lines in the sand
Report and Ignore.
>>345328708
>can't follow the fucking rules
>has to shove his shit where it's not wanted every fucking time and gets offended because "whaaa the mean hetfags doesn't like me waving dicks all over their threads"
You're the reason gay bashings exist.
>>345328696
There is no point in speculating on something that no longer has a chance to happen.
>>345328862
this entire thread is against the rules with or without dicks, it was also already a fetish thread with many more obscure fetishes mentioned.
arbitrary.
>>345328890
Then kill yourself
Based Mods.
>>345329005
Look faggot the only thing you really should be worried about having a future is your Primeshit. Federation Force is going to bomb and Nintendo will put Prime on hold or kill it, the main series on the other hand may get another game in the future. I'm looking into Nintendo's next gen handheld for that.
>>345328516
>>345328521
>>345328708
DIE
DIE
DIE
>>345329306
Why do so many of us want to be Samus?
>>345329049
And yet it's the futashit that got deleted and not the thread, fuck off.
>>345317286
I like her armpits.
>>345329317
What the hell is that suit made of that allows that kind of stretching?
>futafags and le epic disgusting story fags ruin yet another thread
>only like 1 actually new image that isn't posted every time in these threads
>>345329986
It's like a big condom
>>345329982
This desu.
Do you think she shaves them or leaves them all fluffy and hairy?
>>345329986
it's a shit suit. Still waiting on a good bulge.
>>345330010
You're implying this thread had any value to begin with. Shit begets shit.
>>345330130feathers
>>345324467
*poops*
>>345330201
>/y/
Wew lad, homos hate futa
>>345330010
Instead of getting mad report them and post good shit.
Bodysuits are a miracle of the universe.
>>345330321
thicker
>>345329416
Because she's a beautiful busty blonde bitch in a skintight latex bodysuit, who wouldn't want to be her?
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