How does Samus make you feel, anon?
When will president trump make anime real
like I want shoot myself in the fucking head if there's no 2d metroid for nx
>>4162868
I feel like playing some video games and having a proper discussion about them.
Depressed because her franchise is more dead than my hopes and dreams
She doesn't.
>>4162871
Go right ahead. She's listening.
>>4162874
So I've been playing some Super Metroid and had like 70% completion rate at the end, is it worth replaying it for 100% or is it good enough that I just finished the game and forgot to pick up some rockets?
>>4162868
She makes me want to bury my face in her ass.
like I want to remodel her shithole
>>4162868
In suit: Like some awesome badass you'd go drinking with and hang around bro style.
Zero suit: Like someone who would make me shy as fuck and nervous to talk too.
Pathetic I know, but I take peace in knowing she is a fictional character.
I want catch all her farts with my tongue
>>4162874
Suck my cock.
Despair of no new 2d metroid.
Like I want her to fart the doggy semen into my mouth emptied inside of her asshole by a rotweiler
>>4162868
she makes my special parts tingly
>>4162883
You mean your pathetic little cock?
>>4162874
I like metroid prime
>>4162868
She makes my mouth quiver at the thought of sealing it around her delicious asshole
>>4162868
The zero suit ruined Samus because it made all of her art samey and boring.
>Samus will never hold you down and nibble at your ears and bite your neck
>She will never grind against you, privately excited at how hard you are for her
>She will never tease you for being that hard at all
I want her to wear that suit all day, get nice and sweaty, then make me lick her all over
Sad because there will never be another sci-fi horror game in the realm of Metroid Fusion
>>4162890
Depressed.
Because she won't sit on my face with her big sweaty stinky butt.
>>4162892
My fellow human of African descent, holy shit yes.
>>4162888
>im a virgin neckbeard
ok
What's the nastiest thing you'd do with samus?
>>4162892
Samus's big naughty butt requires lots of personal attention
>Samus never wears the armored suit anymore
>Literally just a fanservice whore to sell metroid games to sexually frustrated teens now
This character could have been developed into something decent. What a shame.
>>4162888
> She will never insert her fat 10" dong in your ass
>>4162868
I like looking at women, so yes, very happy.
>>4162901
good taste
>>4162896
Make her eat out my ass while I slam my cock in between her tits from above
>>4162901
>>4162870
>2d
So boring. Why not enjoy all that 3d gaming can bring?
>>4162899
>This character could have been developed into something decent
She was literally female Boba Fett for years after she first debuted. She never had a great personality.
>>4162897
Your appointment with FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
>>4162868
Scared, terrified,urge to install more tubes increases
>>4162908I'll reinstall it later, I promise. Just let me enjoy some of Samus' perfect ass anon.
>>4162904
That sounds pretty fun~
>>4162907
Reread what I wrote. It seems you have a critical lack of reading comprehension, and/or you are retarded and can only regurgitate and parrot buzzwords other people have created for you.
>>4162912
Feeling Samus' wet tongue dig into my hole, as my fat cock is stuffed between her perfect breasts is a dream to me
Is thread ERP bait? It feels like ERP bait.
>>4162868
A little sad really. She was a fully armored badass revered like Bobba Fett. Now she is just another wank spank sex symbol in a sea of wank spanks. RIP Samus.
>>4162914
Jealous. I want to be her.
>>4162916
>>4162919
I really like that gif annon.
Anime was a mistake
Asses and thighs like Samus' should be toyed with at all times, at all costs.Pic sauce is in the filename in case you're blind
>>4162914
That must feel heavenly~
Anyone else want to share what nasty stuff they'd do to samus? Maybe something will happen if its really, really fun...
>>4162916
Samus has been a blonde in a swimsuit from the very first game.
Are you unable to respect females that are sexually attractive or something? Why is it fine for males to be badass and physically appealing but any female that's physically appealing is a "wank spank sex symbol"?
>>4162915
Depends on the time. Morning in America, the mods seem to be asleep.
>>4162913
I didn't know Samus meant so much to you Anon.
>>4162909
Don't worry anon, if you break your toilet from shitting yourself too much I can fix your plumbing with newTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES
post more sammy butt
Samus is literally my dream girl and I hope one day I will meet a beautiful woman that will be down to cosplay as her and let me obliterate her pussy.
>>4162923
I just want her to suck me off while I lean over her and toy with her ass, occasionally teasing her butt hole to watch her twitch adorably.
>>4162924
'' I don't feel like arguing with you anon,my toughts are always right. We should respect and always protect our women,if it makes me a beta or gamma male so be it '' -Gamma Anon poster
Sad and angry because before Nintendo set it up to die it was one of my favorite franchises.
>>4162928
sure
>>4162923
Jeez anon, I have a really really lewd fetish, I don't know if its OK to say it here. Well, I guess...I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position with Samus and impregnate her while staring deep into her eyes
>>4162917
Stop trying to pass Sarah Bryant off as Samus.
>>4162928
>>4162933
>>4162868
jealous
>>4162933
>Those aren't horsecocks.
Disappointed.
>>4162924
This is a strange argument your having in this kind of tread annon. I think you should just go back to not talking about the games and posting sexy Samus pictures like everyone else. That's all her series is good for now after Other M.
>>4162918
What's stopping you? You're one latex bodysuit and a bottle of hair dye away from being samus at all times
>>4162928
>>4162936
>>4162923
Not the same anon, but her curves reminds me how much into assjobs and thighjobs I am. Rubbing it between her soft, plump legs or asscheeks drives me mad.
>>4162868
I want to cook her meals and support her emotionally all between her missions. Tend to her wounds and reap the benefits of her rampant sex drive. Washing her would be my favorite part honestly.
Also id get to see all kinds of neat planets and what not living on her ship.
>>4162868
There a way to get a vagina without mutilating my penis?
No?
Then I'm jelly.
It's funny how primefags and smashfags both miss the point of Samus's design in the exact opposite way.
Why is Metroid's girlfriend more popular than Metroid himself?
>>4162946
Explain please
>>4162939
>This is a strange argument your having in this kind of tread annon. I think you should just go back to not talking about the games and posting sexy Samus pictures like everyone else.
I'll take that as a tacit admittance that you don't have anything to counter it with.
>That's all her series is good for now after Other M
Yeah, no shit, the series has been nonexistent since Other M. You expect us to have a discussion about Federation Force?
>>4162868
I want Samus to call me a girl and make fun of my cock before stomping on my balls with her heels
>>4162921
The armor you love so much is just a bunch of 80's mecha parts slapped together.
>>4162927
>tfw you will never remodel Samus's shithole
Is this the designated Samus indirect RP thread?
I want toorbitSamus anddo nothing because I'm a failure of a human beingwhileadmiring her from afar and having romantic dreams where we live together for 50 years and die happily in our sleep while holding hands
>>4162918
>You will never be lured into Samus's ship from all her flirting
>You will never be drugged while sipping wine with Samus
>You will never wake up a few hours later, bound as Samus cackles
>You will never see a whole horde of other people bound in the same little lab as you, all looking just like Samus
>You will never hear Samus explain that she loves to abduct cute guys and turn them into blonde zero suit bimbos just like her
>You will never feel your features soften, your chest grow massive tits, and your cock shrivel to a useless little clitty as your pumped full of hormones to make you look just like Samus over the next few months
>You will never be rented out by rich men so they can play with your new zero suit clad bimbo body
Why even live?
>>4162950
hot
Why do you faggots refuse to stay banned
>>4162956
That's oddly specific
>>4162951
I like both though, nothing wrong with the plug suit. It's just the ERPing taking place.
>>4162956
You faggots disgust me.
>>4162956
my fantasy....
>>4162947
Who sucks harder, Metroid, or Metroid's girlfriend?
>>4162956
>you will never get taken by the samus instincts and suddenly just go actually bounty hunting
>>4162957
right?
>having grown in to an adult without much other human contact, Samus is very dumb to even the basic elements of human society and even her own body
>she prefers isolation from other humans, and spends long periods alone on her ship
>as she grew older however, the exreme isolation worked against her body's natural desire to reproduce
>as a response, she regularly enters extreme estrus cycles
>her body desperate to attract a mate for her constantly overdoses itself on hormones linked with the growth of parts of her that are considered attractive by the opposite gender
>each cycle her body grows a little bit rounder and plumper as it tries to find anything it can attract for reproduction
>meanwhile Samus is arroused out of her mind
>often missions can distract her mind enough that it doesn't negatively impact them
>but the time between missions she regularly spends it relieving her urges
>she'll never find a mate due to how much time she spends away from other humans
>she has no idea as to why it's happening
>>4162963
Metroid, hands down [spoler]not that he have any[/spoiler]
>>4162956
I shouldn't want this
>>4162948
The entire point of Samus' design is contrast.
Primefags either only want to see her in the armor or they want her to look like a boring practical military woman.
Smashfags only want the sexy girl.
She's supposed to be both. The fact that the best bounty hunter is a beautiful feminine woman prevents her from being generic armor guy. It also makes the suit seem cooler and more futuristic, while also making her skills at using the thing more impressive.
At the same time the contrast between Samus and her armor, and the fact that the games used to show more restraint, made her suitless form sexier. You know how people go gaga over cute girls in military equipment? It's because the clunky uniform makes the girl's features stand out more. Samus is that x10. It's also why Pharah is such an effective character design.
You're supposed to want both.
>>4162868
She's like spanish fly and viagra on a visual level to me.
Wish I could find a gf like her.bonus points if she could get her own boner, too.
>NoName55
>>4162969
Woooow, really makes u think...
>>4162969
This guy gets it.
I just wanna get her off as I wreck her ass from behind.
>>4162970
Futa samus is just incredible, isn't it?
>>4162960
Alright I just think it's funny why armorfags go on about how they hate anime.
Meanwhile the Varia suit's helmet is just a Zaku's head, the proportions were practially stolen from Dragon's Heaven, the legs were ripped from the Big Zam.
If anything the armor is even more anime than the zero suit.
>>4162975
the pinnacle of all creations.
>>4162969
Cool, that's exactly what I think, seeing it put into words. I would still love the games even if it Samus wasn't a woman.
Back when I first played Metroid Prime, occasionally seeing Samus' face reflected in her visor while I stomped all over dangerous alien wildlife added to the experience I think.
>>4162977
damn straight
>You will never have massive tits or wear a zero suit or have long blonde hair
Why do nintendo girls make me so impossibly jealous?
>>4162868
Like I said before, /v/ can't have a thread with over a hundred post for Metroid unless it's about shit like this or Prime. Is it so hard for you faggots to talk about the lore within Metroids 1-4 with the potential of where they could go with the next numbered game with no connections with Prime?
>>4162981
>You will never feel Samus' tight asshole slowly slip around your throbbing shaft, welcoming you into her hot, squeezing innardsbefore intimately introducing you to her chocolate filling, beckoning you to turn it into milk chocolate...
>>4162868
Choose, etc...
>>345326340
lame
I want to see her junk suffocated in her zero suit
>>4162984
3 > 1 > 2
>>345326340
I agree with the other anon, bulges are superior to loose hanging dicks.
>>4162982
Classic Metroid is dead.
Other M was a spectacular backfire and showed that the only thing about mainline Metroid worth caring about is the gameplay, and indies have that covered now.
I'd say that you guys are pathetic and are embarrassing yourselves but that's probably also your fetish.
>>345326340
hnnngh...
It's perfect <3
>>4162984
2 would be good if the suit was made much more slutty, like a post-mindbreak kind of deal.
>>4162990
y-you can tell me if you want
>>4162992
>liking extremely super stereotypical ultra cliche bimbos
More gay than a woman getting gangbanged by six/6 nignogs that have 13 inch penises and dangling saggy testicles flapping in the wind.
>>4162989
I said Metroids 1-4, where did Other M come into this? I rephrase what I said, /v/ can't talk about Metroid unless it's about Prime, Smash garbage, or Other M hate even when the piece of shit isn't mentioned. You guys are as bad as the Bungie shills that like to try to fit in with saying ODST & Reach are as good as the first three Halo game crowds.
>>345326745
Too big, dial it back
>>4162990
tell me more about how i'm embarrassing myself anon
![77d5703be8bc69f6369cb5e4fd4fa0b9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kJrRvZK.jpg "77d5703be8bc69f6369cb5e4fd4fa0b9[1].jpg")
>>4162992
Sorta like this?
>>345326340
Is it wrong that itmakes my mouth water
>>4162998
Why is Samus a dude with tits
>>4162998
>This will neverbe me
kill me
>>4162998
Bimbofication isn't my thing, especially the exaggerated proportions
>>4162984
>black hair
hhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
>>4162995
Because Other M killed people's interest in Metroid 5.
Nobody cares what happens after Fusion anymore.
>>345328012
i like her girly dick
>>345328012
That just looks like it's been painted blue.
>fags ruin yet another thread
Please die, all of you die.
>>4162923
You fuckers are the worst. You never fail to appear in every single thread
>>4163007
Futa is straight
>>4163007
You misspelled "improved"
>>4163006
This
learn how to draw a bulge!
>>4163007
You'd rather EPR?
>>4163004
>still talking about Other M
This is all you little shits can talk about now isn't it? You never talk about the possibility of going to ancient Chozo planet to learn about the Chozo before their fall (hinted at in Zero Mission). You don't talk about how Samus may be AWOL after Fusion. How the GF may send a non Prime bounty hunter after her. Those animals on Samus's ship, or the possibility of a godlike enemy that the Chozo may have went against during their war time. No it's always about Prime, Smash, and Other M. Learn how to talk about something else, I swear you guys are like broken fucking records.
>>4163007
>can't handle some fetishes, but is okay with others
arbitrary lines in the sand
Report and Ignore.
>>4163015
>can't follow the fucking rules
>has to shove his shit where it's not wanted every fucking time and gets offended because "whaaa the mean hetfags doesn't like me waving dicks all over their threads"
You're the reason gay bashings exist.
>>4163014
There is no point in speculating on something that no longer has a chance to happen.
>>4163017
this entire thread is against the rules with or without dicks, it was also already a fetish thread with many more obscure fetishes mentioned.
arbitrary.
>>345328890
Then kill yourself
Based Mods.
>>4163018
Look faggot the only thing you really should be worried about having a future is your Primeshit. Federation Force is going to bomb and Nintendo will put Prime on hold or kill it, the main series on the other hand may get another game in the future. I'm looking into Nintendo's next gen handheld for that.
>>4163009
>>4163010
>>4163015
DIE
DIE
DIE
>>345329306
Why do so many of us want to be Samus?
>>4163019
And yet it's the futashit that got deleted and not the thread, fuck off.
>>4162868
I like her armpits.
>>345329317
What the hell is that suit made of that allows that kind of stretching?
>futafags and le epic disgusting story fags ruin yet another thread
>only like 1 actually new image that isn't posted every time in these threads
>>4163027
It's like a big condom
>>4163026
This desu.
Do you think she shaves them or leaves them all fluffy and hairy?
>>4163027
it's a shit suit. Still waiting on a good bulge.
>>4163028
You're implying this thread had any value to begin with. Shit begets shit.
>>4163030feathers
>>4162956
*poops*
>>4163033
>/y/
Wew lad, homos hate futa
>>4163028
Instead of getting mad report them and post good shit.
Bodysuits are a miracle of the universe.
>>4163036
thicker
>>4163024
Because she's a beautiful busty blonde bitch in a skintight latex bodysuit, who wouldn't want to be her?
>>4163039
2d waifus the bodysuits
>thread moved instead of deleted
based mods
>>4163051
then*
>>4163057
I got a three day ban from /v/ and I didn't even post any pics, mods can eat a dick
>>4163068
What did you post? I wouldn't be surprised if I get banned as well if the mods are being like that.
>>4163051
What?
>>4163080
i doubt you're going to get banned if you aren't already.
We trash now bois
Well if we're already here
>thread moved
STANDO POWER!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>thrown in the trash
>still want to be a girl
>>4163057
Should have just deleted it.
>>4163137
>Girl
>Not sissyboi
cute latex bulge>vag
>>4163154
I want to be a sissy so bad. A shame that I'm 6 ft and 190 lbs. I'd love to look like Samus.
>>4163178
Aren't those pretty close to Samus' exact measurements? She's a big girl
>>4163154
vag would be better but getting snipped is good enough I guess
>>4163192
Hmm. After looking it up, you're right. Most of my fat is in my butt. Guess I need some titties.
>>4163229
If you're in a latex bodysuit you can always stuff it with breast forms, more importantly your cock needs to be small and cute!
>>4163095
you need 2d waifus to put inside the bodysuits
I want to worship Samus
>>4163257
>6'2"
>baritone voice
>8 inch cock
I mean I'm only like 145lbs, but I don't think that's enough to help
>>4163257
It's six inches when fully erect. [spoiler]It mostly stays soft[/spoiler]
>>4163278
Don't listen to that guy, big dick femboys are cute. Voice is a bit of a deal breaker, but then again you're online.
>>4163278
tall is sexy anon, im sure with practice you could get your voice sultry enough that being a little deep wont matter, and maybe you could just be a top?
>>4163282
You on the other hand, are definitely a sissy in the making. I think its most important that we work on keeping your little cocklet soft and tucked into a bodysuit so everyone knows how pathetic you are
>>4163333
How should we make sure it stays soft? Also I am pretty pathetic. It's very difficult for me to stay hard with women. And I'm a minute man when I manage to have any sex.
I want Samus to sit on me
>>4163391
I'm getting a chastity cage soon. You could try one of those.
>>4163410
I want her to step on me
>>4163466
Perhaps I should. I'm wondering if it is necessary since I don't get hard often anyway. Even when I masturbate, it's mostly just tugging on my soft cock until it gets hard for a few seconds and bursts.
... I may have also already cum while soft through anal stimulation.
>>4163526
Chastity works, but its kinda inconvenient as a whole. There's probably some chemical or drug we could use that would result in impotence, or maybe if you just get in the habit of tucking every day your cock would eventually stay flaccid. It's not like you really need it once you get your bodysuit and heels.
You should also probably start growing your hair out so we can dye it blonde
>>4163526
Not the same anon, but...
>... I may have also already cum while soft through anal stimulation.
Get used to that, anon, that'll be the only way you get to cum for a loooong time.
>Get a chastity cage
>Buy some girl's clothes and makeup
>Train yourself to cum from anal play only
>Train yourself to love your tiny cock
Maybe after a lot of self training and practice with walking in heels, you can cosplay as Samus at a local convention and let everyone see your pathetic bulge beneath the tight latex suit. Now that would be embarrassing...
>>4163840
I-I want to be a sissy too...
>>4163809
>>4163840
I actually do have somewhat long hair already. Almost at my shoulders. I'll look like a bimbo with blonde hair!
I've worn some women's clothes before, but never heels. I'll be terrible at first. Also aren't heels slutty?
Also also, I found a spandex zero suit costume online. I'm tempted to get it. What the hell is wrong with me?
>>4163809
>some drug
it's called hrt
there's also orchiectomy for the dedicated~
>>4163991
Post pics of it, I'll help you decide!
Also, heels are extremely slutty, that's the whole point! You're gonna attract all sorts of attention from cute boys
>>4163494
I want to suck Samus's dick
>>4163968
How dedicated are you to your desires? Are you willing to dress like a girl and wear makeup every day? Are you willing to give up all of your masculinity and give in to your femininity?
>>4163991
Grow your hair out to at least to where your shoulder blades meet on your back, that'll be a good length whether who tie your hair up or not.
And heels are tricky to learn, depending on what kind you get, but practice makes perfect.
>Also aren't heels slutty?
Depends on the heels, the woman, and what she's wearing. Besides, I don't think being slutty is something you'd mind.
>What the hell is wrong with me?
You're just giving in to some deep desires, nothing wrong with that~
>>4164064
I want to be tiny and worship Samus's dick!
>>4164050
miccostumes.com/metroid-samus-aran-zero-suit-cosplay-costume-66771p.html
I guess I'd be okay if they would be staring at my big ass.
>>4164091
It seems kinda cheap, but it's far from the worst I've ever seen. If you do get it, make sure you have hip and breast padding to go underneath it, otherwise you'll look silly. A corset wouldn't hurt either, to really pull the look together.
>>4164082
I'm not sure...Do I have to do it every day? I feel embarrassed just thinking about it
>>4162969
That's my main problem with the zero suit. I can appreciate it, but it's all about the zero suit now. Where's the contrast? The sexiness is there, but the badass part is gone.
>>4164082
I used to want to fuck Samus. It's weird now admitting that I want to be her instead.
>>4164150
Yeah I'd be sure to get some breast forms and a corset. I'd probably get a wig too. Maybe I'll ask my ex to do my makeup. I'd have to deal with "I knew you were a sissy" from her though. She always suspected I was.
>>4164176
It's fine to occasionally indulge in such things. Buy some girly clothes, feminize yourself, make yourself a pretty little sissy slut, and every time you do you'll slowly be doing it more and more, until... Well, you get the picture~
>>4164184
>It's weird now admitting that I want to be her instead.
Sometimes, you never know what you truly want until it's staring you in the face.
And you should totally let your ex feminize and turn you into a sissy! That'd be a fun bonding experience, especially if she already thinks of you as a little sissy~
>>4164184
It's okay to ask for help, but makeup is something you should definitely learn yourself considering you'll be doing this a lot more often now
>>4162969
my fucking Nigga
I love that fucking suit, Gravity is my favorite, but you just can't have this suit without the Samus inside
>mod for Fallout 4
>Literally Power Armor that's the Power Suit
>Upgrades are the various upgrades, Varia, Gravity, and so on
>be female
>have Vault suit, blonde hair
>You are literally Samus now
>without the arm canon.....
>>4164255
Well...what kind of stuff should I get? I don't want to just be one of those boys wearing panties, I want to be as sexy as samus!
>>4164255
Maybe I will. After we broke up she would drop hints and jokes that she knows that I like to wear panties. I used to have this makeshift Wonder Woman costume and she told me she knew about it. I guess I have a thing for strong female characters. Maybe because I'm a weak man? (Mentally, physically I'm pretty strong)
>>4164267
How...often?
>posting slows right down when we get moved and are allowed to lewdpost freely
oh well
>>4164303
Some starting items to get would be...
>Panties (it may take a few to get a pair that fits you "just right")
>Leggings or a skirt with knee-highs
>Crop-top or a baggy sweater
>Lipstick, which ever color is your favorite
Just do your best to get the proper sizes. You can either buy online or go to a local clothing store; if the latter you can either swallow your pride and just let the cashier accept the fact that you're buying a bunch of girl's clothes for yourself, or you can just say "I'm buying these for a friend's birthday".
And of course, once you've made yourself into a pretty little sissy girl, you can show all of us your progress! It'll be so fun getting to see another brand new sissy~
>>4164401
Oh, it sounds to me like she's already well aware of you being a sissy on the inside. Dominant women can pick up on that kind of stuff fairly well. Why don't you ask her to meet up some time next weekend, dress yourself up nice and pretty for her, and let her see just how much of a sissy you really are in person? From there, you could ask her to help teach you how to do your makeup, recommend you some fashion tips, etc~
>>4164401
Who knows? You'll probably start with just dressing up every now and then, but hopefully with practice you'll be a full time sissy!
>Samus will never be your mom
>You will never have incest fun times with Samus
>>4164483
>You will never wake up, cuddling mom Samus in the nude
>She will never tease you while making dinner until you're hard
>She will never give you goodnight handjobs to help you fall asleep
>She will never leave her panties lying around for you to find
>You will never get dominated by her in bed and then have your face gently stroked by her in post-sex cuddles
>Leave thread for a while after posting >>4162956
>Another anon is now instructing other anons on how to give in to their true sissy nature
This thread became so wonderful so quick. The more girly sissy faggots there are the better~ I hope you're all bouncing on a nice thick dildo to thought of futa samus fucking your ass~
>Samus will never be your teacher
>you will never be forced to perform sexual favors to make up for your failing grades
>despite the fact that your work is fine you're still failing 'somehow'
>despite doing everything she says and performing adequately she still gives you an F at the end of the year
>she will never strongly recommend to your parents that you attend summer school that involves staying over at school all summer
>she will never pass all the other students so it's just you alone with her all summer
I just want to stick my ponos is Samus's vagoo.
>>4164467
Okay, I can get those things...I think pink would be my lipstick color of choice. I mean I kinda like blue, but I think that would look silly on me.
Buying this stuff online would be a lot less embarrassing, but I'm afraid I would lose interest by the time everything showed up..
>>4164607
>Why live
personally I like the motherly type of women who treats you like a kid but i'd prefer if my genetics weren't related to hers.
>>4164721
It's just so much fun turning pathetic little boys into proper sissy girls, especially when they're eager~
>>4164797
Well anon, maybe you should go out right now and buy the clothes in person. Go find a local clothing store, hold the clothes up to your body to see if they fit, or hell, maybe even try them on in the changing rooms. It may be embarrassing at first, but the thrill of it will turn you on like crazy, and then you can immediately dress up and rub your little clit to orgasm~
Or just buy some express shipping, that'll work too.
>>4163040
>>4165056
I love giant asses. I dislike giant breasts. Ass expansion by itself should be more popular.
While we're at it, anyone got an F-list? I might make a samus character soon and I'd love a nice variety of sissies to fuck and humiliate~
>>4165058
Thrive off of your humiliation, learn to enjoy it and embrace it. Embarrassment and humiliation should become arousal and pleasure. If an employee asks if you need help, just tell them the truth that you're a sissy who's looking for some new girly clothes~
Go on, anon, go do some shopping and begin your new sissy life. You know that deep down, this is what you truly want...~
>>4165162
I just do all my ERP stuff here in /trash/. There are already at least two Samus roleplayers in the ERP thread here though.
>>4165164
Are you a sissy as well anon?
>>4165162
Weight gain, flaccid cocks, and losing their IQ are big fetishes for me.
>>4165164
You're going to ruin me anon, I should want to do this as much as I do. What if someone I know sees me? Plus I know that as soon as I masturbate I'll come back to my senses and won't want this anymore...
>>4165162
Hourglass expansion, feminization, bimbofication, and tiny cocks are all super hot. I also LOVE oral stuff like deepthroating and facial abuse
>>4163278
>all this focus on sissy anon but cute tall lanklet anon stays quiet
>>4165162
I've got an F-list for one specific ERP session, otherwise I just stick to using an erp specific email or skype.
>>4165182
I'm a switch, I've gone from submitting to someone as a sissy slave to dominating sissies, women, and transgirls. I do own a few pairs of panties, a bra, and some makeup, and I'd like to get more clothing items as well.
>>4165332
I'm not ruining you, anon, I'm training you. I'm putting you on the right path to giving in and becoming a sissy, that's all.
>Plus I know that as soon as I masturbate I'll come back to my senses and won't want this anymore...
Then the clear answer to that is not to masturbate! Or at least, don't allow yourself to cum. Edge yourself but never give yourself release, or just don't masturbate at all and leave yourself in a pent up state of lust. Better yet, a chastity cage will do all that and more without you even needing to touch yourself~
Ran out of Samus, have a bit of Link instead.
>>4165417
There's two sissy anons and the lanklet anon.
>>4162888
The curse of reality.
>>4165439
DELETE THIS PICTURE RIGHT NOW
>>4165179
Mhm~ I'm the /v/ samus that hit that place up maybe 2 weeks ago. Was fun, but I prefer f-list's (admittedly still shitty) interface for gauging partner tastes.
>>4165206
>>4165373
Got some profiles I can peak at~?
>>4165439
Got a link to that profile? Not too fond of email or skype myself, but you sound pretty fun and I'd like to play sometime if we're reasonably in sync with other kinks.
>>4165443
Point still stands, I wanted to tease him about his big dick while making him realize he's still just a bottom bitch.
>>4165533
Oh shit I remember you. I was gonna start something but you were already busy with a bunch of people when I opened the thread.
>>4162868
Depressed.
She needs less sexualization and more good games.
