>causes accidents
>causes tresspassing
>causes loitering
>annoys innocent people by making their houses "gyms" or whatever the fuck causing a bunch numale faggots to flock to that area
Has any other video game ever been so shit it makes real life worse?
pokemon go is those nightmare goggles that are an improvement over reality
ur scum
>Causes
uh no. Did the Go make you do that stuff? Don't think so.
Can houses be gyms?
I've lost ten pounds in he last week playing this game you can suck my balls you self conscious faggot.
>>345063849
>being fat
typical pokenigger lmao
>>345063182
>causes
lol what? PokemonGO didn't cause this. Shitty kids with no regard for property is the cause.
http://6abc.com/news/woman-daughter-hit-by-car-while-playing-pokemon-go/1425317/
it's just like how this lady is going to try to sue nintendo for her daughter walking into traffic
>mfw OP got called a fag while playing Pokemon Go and now he's got to shitpost on /v/ to make it hurt less
>causes
Go back to Gawker you niggerfaggot.
>>345063182
just image once they add Rare Pokemon, people will literately be killing each other for them
Good. Let dumb Nintendrones die in traffic.
>>345064214
but nintendrones aren't the ones playing this dumass
>People are stupid and lack common sense
>blame the game
Keep on being a faggot, Op.
>>345063182
>Has any other video game ever been so shit it makes real life worse?
World of Warcraft
>>345063629
Would you of done it if Go didn't exist? No? Fuck off.
>>345064471
But wow gave use cute cow girls.
>>345063182
>let's keep everyone indoors where they can be safe and sound, as they're pacified to TV screens
The irony here is that you sound like the nu-male.
>>345064609
It doesn't matter. People are ultimately responsible for their actions you fucking dumbshit.
>>345064757
pokebronies are subhuman and shouldn't be given rights.
>>345064757
>you must either be inside glued to a screen, or outside glued to a screen
Fuck you, you gutless punk.
>>345065165
not the picture I meant to post but w/e.
>>345065165
>implying there's anything outside or inside that's worth actually giving a fuck about besides trucks and planes and what's on a screen
>>345063182
I can't wait to see how this'll be used for terrorist attacks, mass shootings and bombings.
All the attacker has to do is drop 5 or so lures into a populated area and BAM.
>>345065165
>Fuck you, you gutless punk.
Easy on the edge there, kiddo. You're putting words into my mouth with that strawman of yours. The context here was about you crying over people doing stupid shit with a game. It's the stupid people at fault, not the game itself. Do you blame guns when people use them like idiots? Get out you nu-male pansy.
>>345065581
What are you trying to say?
>>345064609
>of
Into the incinerator.
Don't get nervous when you start next month. High school is easy.
>>345064369
This. I know more normies playing this shit than "gamers"
>>345063849
>being fat in the first place
>>345063849
>calls others self conscious
>lets us know he lost ten pounds
kill yourself
>play pogo on an android emulator
>spoof gps location
>catch pokimans without leaving house
get on my level, faggots
Are people really that mad at this thing?
>>345068025
That defeats the entire purpose of the game. Might as well play X/Y if you don't want to go out.
>>345064609
People would still be calling/texting/etc. while driving so really, it doesn't make much of a difference.
>>345063849
>i've lost ten pounds playing this game
As well as your self-respect.
>>345063849
haha you self conscious shit.
good job waggling those pounds off, fatty.
>>345063849
>i've lost ten pounds
>suck my balls
You're probably still too fat and can't even find your balls.
>>345068047
Not really. Its just amusing the lengths people will go to catch a pokemon, when they could just as easily do it from home.
>People stopping in the middle of the road
>Risking injury by entering private property
>>345063950
>tfw nearly ran over someone today over pokemon go
for fuck's sake watch where you're going, the app says "be aware of your surroundings" for a reason
>>345068194
>caring about what random strangers think
>>345068137
Yeah, but PoGO > X or Y
I tried to play it but it wouldn't let me have the name I wanted so fuck that game.
>>345064629
and a lot of ignored/dead infants
>>345063182
There is a huge hot spot at a park in my city. always a bunch of manchildren there
And I shout NEEERDS when I drive by
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8
>>345063849
>I need a childrens game to get my ass off my chair
>mfw sheltered suburban kids come to da hood to catch pokemon on pogo
>mfw I've snatched so many phones in the last week
>>345068047
At least part of it is trolls pretending to be mad to make others mad.
saw my first fagGOt today
just wandered into a supermaket glued to his iphone, paused for a moment, then turned around and left
>>345063849
>I need a childrens game to get me off my fat lazy ass
Just kill yourself.
>>345068025
>try out the app as an excuse to go outside for a walk
>in a pretty rural area, not finding any pokemon
>three big black guys on bikes start riding towards me
>get a little anxious
>they ask if I'm playing pokemon go
>say yeah
>"YOOOOOOO MY NIGGA AYYY"
>they tell me there's a bunch of pokemon down from where they came
>I thank them and go where they pointed
>get like 6 charmanders
Also this game is shit, why would you ever waste your time with it on PC when you could emulate a good pokemon game instead?
>>345063182
>causes accidents
>causes trespassing
>causes traffic
>kills innocent people that flock to an area by plowing into them and dragging them across the road
Has any other vehicle caused this much shit that it made real life worse?
>>345069465
Pic included
>>345063849
10 pounds in a week can't be healthy.
>ITT: Ingress fags who can't handle a better game on every conceivable level existing
>>345069634
It depends on how fat anon is. People who are overweight bordering on obese, or are obese, will drop more weight faster.
Someone who's keeping up an obscene amount of calories each day will lose weight quickly if they suddenly cut down to a normal amount, compared to someone who's only got some minor chub.
>>345063182
>rained today
>shit ton of standing water
>driving not giving any fucks
>see guy walking his dog
>he stops
>has his phone out
>huge puddle next to him
>go for it
>unleash a wave of catastrophe on the poor mother fucker
>can't see out the passenger side window because of the wall of water
>look behind me
>guys just looking down at his wet phone and his dog is freaking out
Christ almighty.
>>345063182
>good for exercise
>good for socialising
>good for small businesses
I can't wait for niantic to get their nobel peace prize
>play all day
>watch at home all evening
feelsgoodman
>>345063182
>video games cause school shootings
t. OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBnm6uO0hI
....
>>345063182
>pokemon go causes accidents
>nintendo invested in "quality of life" devices for disabled people
coincidence? I think not.
>>345063182
wow its like any cellphone ever
>get drunk
>pokestop at a 24hours bowling alley
>taking a shit and farming pokeballs
>got locked out of my house so i had to do this
>dad comes home later
Do i continue sitting on the toilet and farm the stop or what? I only got 15% on my phone's fat battery.
Also pretty drunk.
>>345063182
Its not pokemon anon its the augmented reality aspect, any augmented reality mobile game would cause this much chaos in reality.
>>345070359
See if someone has a charger, then buy snacks and farm the stop over and over til you can go home
>>345070104
>119 caught
What the fuck? I'm 100% convinced that there are less than 50 Pokemon total in my area. Do I need to start a cross country trip to get that many?
What's gonna happen first? The government makes phone games illegal or people stop being fucking retarded?
>>345070426
Eggs dude
start hitting pokestops like a mad cunt
>>345070479
Neither. People will just keep doing dumb shit forever. It's natural selection.
>>345070607
Poor Darwin. He's trying to do his job but humanity denies him again and again.
>>345070423
Fuck, wish my phone wasn't fucked up now. Can only use my tablet charger for it now. Fucking lights went off and just caught a weak as fuck onix too. Oh boy.
Pokemon Go will never be as bothersome as black neighbors.
>>345063182
It doesn't cause shit, retards do. If you argue it's the games fault then I can argue it's the guns fault in a shooting incident, or the cars fault in a drunk driving incident.
lmao loads of pasty basement dwellers roaming my streets
>>345071543
If you aren't playing this game, you're the neckbeard.
Can I meet a gf through this?
>>345071638
Yeah.
>>345071638
Directory can technically meet a gf through WoW, you can probably do it through pokemon. No guarantees though.
>>345063182
>causing a bunch numale faggots
>numale
fuck pokecucks
>>345071923
Numale is just the new "neckbeard"
>>345071889
Sorry, I'm >>345071379
I'm not doing so hot atm.
>>345071638
Put up a lure module in a decently populated area and you just might. Accidentally caused about 3 dozen people to flock to the graveyard beside my apartment complex by doing that. The pussy to dick ratio was about 1 to 10, but hey! Better odds than hoping one of the faceless Anons on here are female.
>>345065439
>mass killing pokemon go faggots
I would be thankful
>>345072221
Of course, because you're a psycho
>>345072051
It's won't be if you stop forcing it. Leave that buzzword to /pol/ and /r9k/ where it belongs
>>345069880
>pokemon go
>better than ingress
>>345072473
Not gonna happen, it's going to be everywhere like all of /pol/'s garbage is these days.
Remember, degenerate was once a retarded /pol/ buzzword
>mfw all the butthurt OP caused.
10/10 job dude.
>>345072473
why is the text on the monitor mirrored?
>>345072621
>Remember, degenerate was once a retarded /pol/ buzzword
I still tell people that use it to fuck off back there. Why are you so eager to fit in with the retards?
>>345063849
Its all water anon, stop trying to act like it is significant.
>>345072735
I'm not, I wasn't OP, and I also tell people who use degenerate to fuck off back to /pol/. I just recognize the futility in attempting to stop the flow when the dam burst long ago.
>>345063182
Why does /v/ want to ban a videogame for being dangerous but always gets butthurt at people who want to ban guns? Isn't it kinda hypocrite?
>>345063182
i guess it sucks to not have a phone that can run the game ;/
>>345072735
>>345072828
Lmao triggered dannyboytbhs detected
>>345072886
>iphone 6s can't run a shitty mobile game
wew
>>345072998
you sound upset, do you want to talk about it?
>>345063695
No. There's just one incident of some hipster faggot who lives in a church that is considered a point of interest on maps and therefore a gym.
>>345072835
Because /v/ is full of moronic teens who only get their politics from far right shitholes
>already take daily walks
>seems like the perfect game for me while I'm out
>actually has the exact opposite of its intended effect by slowing my walks way down
Good thing its such a buggy, non functioning piece of shit that I don't even bother looking at it much anymore and just leave it on to hatch some eggs.
>A block from my house theres a park with a fountain thats a pokestop
>Every night this week someone has used a lure on the pokestop at midnight
S..should I go there tomorrow night?
>>345073096
let's
>my house is a pokestop
i dont even have a cellphone or a data plan. do i buy one for this meme game? havent left the house in a week btw
>>345072835
i want to ban it because its autistic
>>345074197
so why are you so angry anon? why does this game make you sad?
>>345063182
>it's a large amounts of people congregate outside your church during service and make a lot of noise episode
This literally happened to me on Sunday.
>>345072835
Because /v/ hates successful games, it's a fucking anomaly of life.
They want their game to do so well when it's nothing, then when it picks up, and actually is carving swathes of social interaction to the point where companies are asking Niantic to add more stops and do corporate lures, /v/ instantly goes 180 x 2 and suddenly hates it
Like god fucking forbid people enjoy a Pokemon lite, with the benefit of socializing and exploring parts of your own town/city, because their is no IV/EV, and you don't fight in the dated even for the 90's style of turn based combat
>>345074262
Do you get strangers loitering on your front yard?
>>345069394
This is the reason people play, its fun catching shit and making friends with random people because of this shit game and arbitrary teams
THIS GAME NEEDS TRAINER CARDS
TO WHIP OUT
>DATE STARTED
>GYMS BEATEN
>POKEMON CAUGHT
>PVP BATTLES WON
>POKEDEX TOTAL
>TOTAL DISTANCE/AVG SPEED
>LONGEST/TOTAL TIME HELD GYM
>>345063849
Nice anon, keep it up!
I hope it's not released in India or people will need to get ready to step in pajeets poo in the loo
BOTNET/10
I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING LIKE POKEMON GO, ONLY IT WAS AN ACTUAL POKEMON GAME WHERE YOU CAN FIGHT AND TRADE WITH YOUR FRIENDS INSTEAD OF JUST BEING AN APP WHERE YOU THROW POKEBALLS
WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL
>>345063849
Nice one dude, keep it up
>>345075037
retard, your phone is a botnet by default, in the OS, and you don't remove that functionality, ever, despite what your child brain believe.
>>345075071
trading is about to be in. and you can fight in gyms already.
but yeah, I get you
>>345072051
it's not the same, at all.
>>345069954
People who get joy out of doing shit like this to others should be deported
>>345075037
>every app from facebook to your own phones camera does 3/4ths to half the shit GO is doing
>Snapchat and Instagram and Tinder all ask for the exact same
>only give a shit becuase fake ass drama was dropped
I expected /v/ to actually know what they we're talking about
>>345064609
>Would you of done it
What did he mean by this?
>Pokemon GO has its own barneyfag
How long until he starts to post screencaps?
>>345072697
Use your brain. Just give it a try.
I want to bull a cuck. Be honest with me here, /v/, how easy do you think it'd be to find some sissy boy at one of these pokestops? What are some good tells that someone is unironically a cuckold?
>pokemon go explodes
>should be excited to play new popular thing with everyone
>instead im grimacing about the missed opportunity to create such a successful business
what the fuck is wrong with me
is this what adulthood is
>>345070104
Fuck you Justin
>>345074107
Yes, and just have sex with the person you find there. That's what the lures are actually for. Even if they try to say they don't want sex, they shouldn't have put down the lure if they really didn't want it.
How the fuck do I keep my shit together when people try to talk to me about this game?
Last time I had no idea what to do apart from asking one or two menial questions about the game.
>>345069152
That's why I always cc while playing.
Had to draw yesterday
>>345075172
It's used toward any nerdy non-manly guy, it's just the new word for "nerd"
>>345063849
keep it up bro.
we are gonna make it!
I usually go to the same place in town every night because it has like 50 pokestops in a 3 block stretch of street and is always full of people
The amount of kids (early teens at best) driving by yelling shit at us is fucking bizarre
Anyone else encountering this? Usually you'd expect dudebro college guys to be doing it, but it's literally middle schoolers or high schoolers who just got their license
looks like papa franku is right yet again
>>345063849
>needs a child's mobile app in order to not be a fat slob
>>345075483
No, that is what autism is.
>>345075213
Dont worry anon, he's just lying on the internet. Although I agree with your statement
>>345064072
Let the normies purge them selfs
>causes accidents
>he believes fake clickbait news stories on the internet
>>345076039
This is /vol/, of course he believes any random article.
>>345064072
>make rare pokimans appear in holocaust museums
>remind the goyim of the six gazillion
>>345063182
>trying to justify being a social outcast by shit posting on an anon image boared
>complaining about people enjoying video games
pic related
God has a sense of humor
Isn't going outside something to do instead of playing video games? I've never understood people who go to a park or a trail and are glued to the fucking phones. YOU'RE OUTSIDE! ENJOY IT!
Wew lad
>>345063849
It's pathetic that you needed a shit mobile game to motivate you to get off your huge ass in the first place.
>>345076375
And do what? Just "look at trees".
Fuck off Boomer.
>>345076375
The point is to get people outside by playing a game and the game is purposefully light to get people socializing about the area, buying drinks, and meeting up by giving them a shared topic
It's not stated but it's an unspoken way they keep people playing
Pokemon Go is a wild ride
>This was posted by our future president on facebook
>>345076528
hillary confirmed for low cp
>>345076528
Shillary
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>tfw Donald has the dankest memes
>>345076528
>Next evolution : Unemployed
I kek every time
This is way better than what Hillary said
"Let's get young adults to Pokemon GO to the voting booths!"
Actually how much do you guys wanna bet voting booths will be sponsored points of interest
>>345075891
>business is autism
Brain damage is real folks
>>345076528
savage
>>345076631
Hillary hired a bunch of "acquaintances" to her campaign staff so they could have huge 100k+ salaries from the huge DNC money they have her.
Trump actually hired competent people.
>>345069394
>on PC
Are youmentally aub-normal or something?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niantic,_Inc.
>John Hanke
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyhole,_Inc.
>Initially launched as a spin-off of Intrinsic Graphics, first round funding came from a Sony venture capital fund and others, additional capital came from an NVIDIA bundling deal, from the CIA's venture capital arm In-Q-Tel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Go
It's a CIA operation, you fucking stooges.
>Guy I work with says he'd stop playing in protest if any pokemon other then just Gen 1 are added to the game
I feel like the game was initially made for people like him, but god damn I can't wait for players like him to be driven out.
>>345076940
I dont get that at all.
I would fucking love to see new gen pokemon, what kind of faggot doesn't want to relive the whole fun of pokemon as a kid in seeing new shit and being surprised on things like evolution's.
>>345076940
Can't wait for comfy gen 2 and 3.
>>345069634
healthier than keeping it
>>345071494
This
>>345068762
>Risking injury by entering private property
Gotta love America
>>345069531
So terrorists really just want our pokemon huh? Really makes you think...
>>345076489
If don't know how to sit outside and appreciate nature, you need to try meditation, drugs, or not being such a little ADHD generation Z faggot.
>>345076514
It's another way to distract people from actually being in the moment. Anything that makes people use their phones more is not a good thing.
>>345072998
IPhone 6s can def run it. I'm playing on one now fag
>>345070260
Is this real life?
>>345069260
where the fuck do you live where you've only seen one person playing it? I work 2nd shift and have been hitting up the streets past midnight and practically every single person (10+ a night which you'd never see in my town before this game) I see is playing the game. I have no idea what it's like during normal hours.
>>345063849
hit the gym, being skinny is only half the battle.
>>345063182
>It's on WIKIPEDIA = Front Page!
OMG how is Pokemon Go, more important than:
>Dallas Shooting & Black Deaths
>Brexit
>Attack on Nice
>War against ISIS
>Refugee Crisis
NOPE, POKEMON GO > People Dying
>>345077184
>you need to take drugs like me to be cool like I am
Kys m8
>>345074480
it makes me amused
>>345063182
And to top it all off it ain't even a good game.
>>345063182
how does it feel to be literally too old for videogames?
You remember when old people told you videogames are stupid and they refused to try them?
This is you now
>>345076909
>>345076909
>The CIA can watch me jack off, shit and piss, shout crazy people talk, shitposting on 4chan
>>345077663
>Liberal shithole site
>Shocked they are downplaying a muslim terrorist attack
Shocking anon.
Next you are going to tell me Clinton News Network is going to be running stories on how not all muslims are terrorists and how we caused this attack by being white males.
>>345063182
>annoys innocent people
Nobody is innocent. Every person is as guilty as the other. If they liked Pokemon they would be just the same.
>>345077687
I gave you other options, buddy. But I understand, it's hard for people with autism to form the kind of social networks needed to meet a drug dealer, and they need to play a fucking video game in order to make friends.
>>345074874
I like this idea. Nearby trainers should also pop up and of course ways to customize your avatar and having companion pokemon. Niantic has a goldmine of a year+ if they don't fuck up the updates
>>345077663
>people dying is important
O boi have I got new for you
>>345063182
Wasn't ingress the same on a smaller scale?
It's just the normies newest fad like farmville, flappy bird or candy crush just that this one needs you to walk around.
It will die out in a few weeks
>>345076940
Me too. It got to the point where I couldn't keep up and they were just adding shit for the sake of it. Milking the proverbial cash cow.
Maybe it's an age thing. I was into Pokemon when the first 150 were out, but lost interest when the others were added.
>>345064609
Take responsibility for your self.
>>345077942
>implying I don't go out in groups of people
>implying those people arnt my friends
>implying you know anything about which you are talking
Go be a faggot teenager somewhere else
>>345077663
>IDONTLIKEIT
I want off Nintendos (Mobile) ride
>>345075306
>I expected /v/ to actually know what they we're talking about
>tfw watching /v/ get the maddest it's been in years
>>345076528
HOLY SHIT
>>345076631
they could make a mint if they introduced super lures which would make your current location a pokestop for 30 minutes with double the payout and a shorter refresh rate
Where can you find an Electrode in Pokemon GO?
Inside a Mosque
>Actually started to work out last month
>Now people are going to think Pokemon Go helped me lose weight
Fuck I give up
>>345063849
If this is the only thing motivated you to lose weight then congratulations you might have a mental disorder.
How long before WoW Go with kobolds appearing in your local park?
>>345078336
>she's so politically correct she doesn't get the joke
>>345078042
Not to forget clash of clans which even made normies try to play it as an esport
>>345065846
that you got baited into believing the guy was retarded when he was merely pretending
I don't really get the game. I got it yesterday, but I haven't encountered a single Pokemon. What am I doing wrong?
>>345076528
This is the first time I've been happy in 2 years.
>>345078158
>Overwatch : 80,000 on wikipedia
>Pokemon Go: 800,000
Video gaming is dead. Mobile gaming is the present & future. I hope you are happy /v/.
>>345078416
Is it better to fix the joke with Voltorb?
>>345078515
>f2p trash attracts masses of poorshits
>$60 dollar game attracts moneyed individuals
don't see the problem here
>>345063849
>being so fat walking alone gets you slim
Pokemon Go audience, everyone.
>>345063182
WHO /yellow gang/ HERE
>>345063849
>needing Pokemon Go to lose weight
>Pokemon Go makes you so fucking stupid that you actually forget to eat
this shit is pure natural selection at work, not even kidding. people are literally dying from this game. I don't know whether to think that that's a negative or positive thing
>>345076940
I showed my bartender the app last weekend and now he's obsessed with it. He's never even played a pokemon game before. It's funny because I don't even have a smartphone so I can only play it on my gf's phone, but I go with the bar's group when they battle gyms to let them know to give them pokemon mechanics advice.
>>345078419
>>345077546
This is /v/'s future
>>345077750
>>345078623
>f2p trash attracts masses of both poorshits and wealthy people
>60 dollar casual trash attracts a lot of wealthy people and some poorshits as well
fixed
>>345063182
give it a month until the casuals get bored and stop being so feisty about catch them all.
>>345063849
Good job! Keep going!
>>345078731
Talking about video games? Spooky!
>>345063294
Funny enough my house was apparently a pokemon hotspot.
Got solved real quick after I shot bottlercokets at a couple of em while yelling the Digimon theme song.
DIGIMON DIGITAL MONSTERS DIGIMON ARE THE CHAMPIONS
>>345078949
Good satire
What the fuck is loitering and why are americans so angry about it?
Can't you hang out wherever the fuck you want on public property over there?
>>345078976
>their faces when Pokémon are actually digital monsters
>>345063182
>causes tresspassing
>"trespassing" is a thing in "free" countries
kek ebun meme bro!
I'm glad I don't live in a "free" country like the USA
>>345075138
I think he means fighting like in the handheld games. Turn based and stuff.
The tap-fest in gyms is terrible from a gameplay standpoint.
>>345078678
>having a Golem before trading is a thing
this upsets me mildly. It's a shame they have such lame evolution requirements and it's probably too late to properly fix it. They could've done interesting things and milk more money by getting evolution stones by either random gym drops, or buying them from the shop. At least they could implement the later generation evolution requirements like time of day, trading with item attached, and friendships.
>>345079045
>eurocuck doesn't understand the concept of private property
peace bro let's smoke some weed naked XDDD
>>345079149
We do, you just can't get charged for wondering in someones private property.
The owner can tell you to leave tho but can't take any action against you because technically you haven't done anything.
>>345063182
>tfw your house will never be a gym
>>345079007
Yeah, on public property. A parking lot isn't public property.
>>345063182
Stop calling it a game. It is a social collection album. The actual battle contains only one button to attack.
>>345079247
and that is bullshit. seriously though, I'm a european myself and can't stand you commie cucks. can't wait till you're whipped in the street by muslims for being nu-males.
>>345079301
>A parking lot isn't public property
I don't get it.
In my country there are almost zero private parking lots
you guys just go too far with everything.
>>345079334
This, this '''''''''''''''''''''game''''''''''''''''''''''''' is the natural evolution of Farmville.
>>345078976
underrated post
>>345063182
I don't know, are YOU a video game?
>even /v/ fell for le mobile gaming meme because muh nintendos jumped into that bandwagon
Fuck this shit. I just hope nintendo realizes they belong making phone shovelware and get the fuck out of the console business much sooner considering this garbage is more successful than their shitty wii u.
And also, this will kill the 3ds much faster. Do you think kids will want a 3ds when their parent's hand me down phone already plays le most epin pokemon game for free?
>>345079034
After the first day the locals playing the shit learned my property isn't worth the risk, now I'm just waiting patiently for the next unexpecting fucker.
Seriously thought about dressing my big ass dogs as pokemon to fuck with em.
I can only hope Nintendo drops a legendary at my house for ultimate shits and giggles
>>345063849
while this guy comes across as a fag i don't understand why people are ridiculing him for losing weight just because he did it while playing pokemon.
Shouldn't it be a good thing that a game is encouraging and promoting physical activity? Why do I keep seeing
>WOW you need a little KIDS game to actually exercise? How PATHETIC
How is going out for a walk with the intention of getting fit and going out for a walk with the intention of catching Pokemon any fucking different if the result is the same?
what the actual fuck is going on
>>345079431
Then I guess you live in one of those "big" european countries where people are not that smart and think just because your countrys laws are fucked up, everyone elses are too and no-one can be happy where American corporalism doesn't exist.
The smaller the country, the happier "commie cucks" are because it works better.
Just be patient. This is your typical meme game that everyone can't get enough of for a couple of week and then gets replaced by the next meme game a week later.
>>345063182
Nigger mobile phones in general cause trouble. A fucking app for them didn't suddenly make them a nuisance or a danger. Holy shit pull your head out of your ass.
>>345079627
where do you live, lil' cuckie? sweden?
>>345079434
That's because you don't have the space for it, faggot. A business buys or leases a plot of land, and they build the parking lot and store or whatever on top of it.
>>345065165
why is that retard sleeping with fluorescent lights on?
>Walked 50km in 4 days
>Met and talked with tons of passersby about pokemon
>Lost a little weight
>Discovering parts of my neighborhood I probably wouldn't have given a piss about otherwise
Meanwhile on /v/:
>FUCKING NORMIES REEEEE
>I HOPE YOU GO PLAYERS GET HIT BY A BUS
>THIS GAME IS STUPID YOURE ALL SHEEP
>THIS GAME IS FOR CASUALS I ONLY PLAY HARDCORE GAMES
>FUCKING CHADS IN MY SECRET CLUB REEEEEE
>MEME GAME MEME GAME MEME GAME
The fact that a game that requires you to go outside and talk with people has you idiots this nuclear is icing on this fucking cake.
And if youre not an autist, I say just chill out if GO shit annoys you. Give it a month for the hype to die down, or at least until the good weather goes away. This game will be pretty stagnant when winter rolls around.
>>345079807
Oh we have plenty of land but we just don't need any parking space because our city planning doesn't emphasize car usage but actually the opposite that you leave your car home and use public transport for moving within city limits.
>>345080119
>I enjoyed an autistic brainwashing game
Good for you.
Hello world!
>>345080492
/thread
>>345080361
>Brainwashing
Mmmm yes *smokes pipe*
These sheeple will NEVER understand our clearly SUPERIOR intellect *blows smoke*
Mmm yes, going outside? Bah! Idiots! Shitposting on a chinese cooking forum is truly the sport of kings!
>>345079585
It's better doing it as a lifestyle change rather than on the back of a fad you'll get bored of before long. But as long as you can find something else after that, any excuse is good.
Exercise is a lot easier when you have other reasons than because you need to.
>>345080492
ANON DID IT!
>>345080625
>>345080119
>And if youre not an autist, I say just chill out if GO shit annoys you. Give it a month for the hype to die down, or at least until the good weather goes away. This game will be pretty stagnant when winter rolls around.
Nah mate, come from the land down under and it's fucking freezing down here and every motherfucker is on their bloody phone playing this po-key-mon Go everywhere in Australia
>>345063182
>I believe everything I read
End yourself.
>>345080625
>i'm a plebeian and proud
>dude just turn your brain off and chillax with your peers heh
>>345079585
Because people have to justify their own fear of ridicule about going out to exercise by projecting their insecurities onto others to reinforce said fear so they don't get out to exercise.
They are making fun of the anon in question so they can justify not getting in better shape, despite pokemon go being overwhelmingly socially acceptable and in most cases praised because it gets neets and fat basement dwelling faggots outside/social/active, and they just don't want to get in better shape because they are scared of what other people would think if they saw them making the effort.
RIP to everyone this game's going to kill.
>>345063182
Pokemon Go doesn't cause these problems, idiots do.
Also, houses can't be made into Gyms and Stops. That's dumb.
