MOM I GOT THE SEXMODS edition
to recap:
playing a dindu named assfaggot with ~7INT, so far we have
>killed doc mitchell
>killed sunny
>killed ringo
>killed goodsprings
>killed joe cobb
>killed melissa
>killed chomp
>killed snuffles
>killed malcolm
>killed pacer
>killed grecks
>dindu nuffin
objectives in the future:
>fuck benny then kill him
>blow up the brotherhood along with Veronica
right now we're about to do Beyond the Beef
are you streaming this?
>>344722517
nah, just screenshots
one of the many thread themes from last time: >>344579245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MZn6wL4H5U
BLACKED
gonna wait a bit to get some traction before doing Beyond the Beef
1 2 3 decides what do in the mean time
>>344723061
Spend all your money gambling
>>344722678
>>344722678
>>344722678
>>344722678
>>344722678
>fireman hat
>otherwise completely naked
Nice
>>344723101
which casino anon?
>>344723165
Atomic Wrangler
Slots
how is it fun to watch someone else play video games
>>344723241
when it becomes a board game and people get to roll and pick what to do next, and watch what unfolds. like a tailor-made "choose your own adventure."
don't like it, go cry somewhere else instead of triggering yourself
shiiiieeet we rich niggasss
>>344723241
I'm merely the conduit
>>344723567
these niggas gave Assfaggot a suit!
4 5 6 decides what's next
how the fuck did I get the first thread to blow up like it did
>>344723747
looking slick pimp
>>344723747
Go buy a laser weapon?
>>344723747
fuck a hooker in Gamhorrah and accidentally flush all your chips down the toilet
>>344724796
nigga why
knew new vegas threads would turn /vg/ tier
Thinking of reinstalling New Vegas soon with new mods, what do you recommend?
>>344724979
>/vg/ tier
we're not posting overweight female characters and using the thread like facebook
>>344724796
oh boy here we go
8 9 0 decides vaginal or anal
>>344725234
vaginal and kill her afterwards
>>344725318
Faaaaantastic
>>344725318
went balls deep and the bitch said "I've had better"
>>344725868
Please install New Vegas Redesigned 3 over that piece of shit FCO you are using.
>>344722424
What is the schedule? I want to follow along but I have things to do.
Nuke the casino and fuck any survivors In the ass
>>344725868
oh shit /v/ what the fuck do I do with the body???
1 5 8
>>344726382
Cannibal and eat it
>>344726430
Reroll
>>344726382
Amputate and hide the parts and casually walk out of the casino with her head.
>>344726382
hide it in the stall
>>344726382
put all of your chips in it
>>344726504
Again because fuck I want cannibalism
there go the chips and all my money
we ghetto again
>>344726430
>>344726517
Combine these
Grab the chips again and buy a mini nuke.
>>344726828
I don't have cannibal senpai
>>344726883
Get it and save the body like cheese
>>344726949
Stinky gouda cheese and then come back and eat it.
>>344726857
This. Dispose of the body with nuclear fire
>>344726949
the whities be onto me nigga, we need a plan to escape this casino
6 9 0
>>344726616
Why did Assfaggot throw away his welfare check?
>>344727091
Jump out window
>>344727091
Stealth kill a nigga then steal his suit and walk out
>>344727284
this kind of suit?
>>344727405
No time for stealth or violence. You gotta pork your way out!
>>344727405
they REALLY did not like that
>>344727091
Do wacky flips and shit. Mike Tyson a nigga and spit it out to intimidate.
Seriously what is the schedule or is it when Assfaggots gets a fotty and kfc?
They're fucking onto me bros
>>344727883
SHIET he gud boi he dindu muffin
>>344728050
I DINDU NUFFIN
>>344727883
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=25vsJNAwhGE
>>344727883
[CAUTION INTENSIFIES]
>>344728445
ASSFAGGOT ASSFAGGOT ASSSSSSFFFFAAAAGGGGOOT!
>>344723992
It was the weekend and the time was right there are like 5 /v/ playthroughs going on at once I think.
>>344722678
Better mention Boss Nigger theme cuz we is kangz
made it out of there somehow, laying low in Freeside
wat do? 8 9 0
>>344729091
Go see dem kangz they crackaz but dey dem gud boiz too.
>>344729091
Try doing the unthinkable- get a job.
From the Silver Rush.
>>344729091
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o9IXAJg4Vm0
SHIET don't scare us like dat Assfaggot thought dem honkies kept another guy boi down.
>>344729283
Reroll
>>344729436
Already did that in past thread I think.
>>344729498
>>344729436
we killed that cracka Pacer beside my brotha Simon in the last thread
this is all I get trying to talk to the Kaaang
I could use console commands...not sure if you guys are into that
1 2 3 decides what's next. Still have Beyond the Beef
>>344729813
Ask bout dat pitt become Mike Vick
>>344729813
No console commands imo it'll ruin what little Assfaggot's integrity he has left.
>>344730023
REX A GUD BOI HE TRYNA GET HIS BRAIN BACK ON TRACK
also why white people got such whacky ass hair doe?
>>344729813
Do beyond or Assfaggots choice either or threads pretty slow.
Kill all the whiteys in the ultra lux
>>344730282
JUST
>>344730282
I don't know nigga dem whities invented lice and gave em to our nubian sistas so we can't have it
>>344722424
What sexmods?
>>344722678
how tf you point that gun at that white pus, i only got this nigger shit mod that lets me press a button for sex wtf bbq
alright /v/, are we off to Jacobstown?
1 3 5
we only need a little more exp to get a new level to get confirmed bachelor to fuck Benny's boipuci, keep that in mind
have sex with the king
>>344730172
This, also steal the lowest value item from the silver rush and try to escape
>>344730307
Keep killing ain't nobody going to have quest and shit will die. Assfaggot's choice or Beef
>>344730602
>>344730645
I like this plan, can you get enough experience from stealing everything out of the silver rush to level up?
>>344730721
I guess we're about to find out
>stealing from past employers
I's a gud boi. Also my sneak is SHIT so it might not go well
>>344730602
Sure why not, go by Westside and see dat gudboi MAEANSOFABISH
>>344730860
Drag everything into the bathroom, you din du nuffin if they don't see you
>>344730602
Confirmed Bachelor doesn't work on Benny, unless you have a mod that makes him bi
>>344730860
burglar mode engaged, we have a new multiplas rifle
>>344731215
I guess I'll have to look for one then
>>344731358
I'm scouring google now, Benny needs dat chocolate sausage asap
>>344731358
going to sleep for the night, am I going to Jacobstown in the morning?
7 3 2
>>344731868
Wesibe see mahsofbish
>>344731951
Reroll fuck old lady too
>new vegas threads have been replaced by some autist doing a playthrough
>>344732206
these threads have been pretty dead compared to the regular threads and the first one desu, if you made one it'd probably catch on like usual
>>344731951
Reroll
>>344731951
>>344732046
Combine reroll
ah shit, pick 3 skills
1 has to be either guns, sneak, melee (tagged skills from first thread)
>>344731951
we'll head there next
>>344732619
Sneak for tv's.
Fuck that old woman and take have copious details
>>344732619
woops, 2 5 6 gets it
>>344732619
>>344732778
Assfaggots pick and fuck old lady
>>344732619
snek
survival
more snek
>>344732619
ALL IN SNEAK BABY
>>344732778
>>344733065
who is this old lady you're talking about?
>>344733519
The prostitute old lady in west side.
>>344733812
alright, I took confirmed bachelor and put all points in sneak, off to westside I go
>>344733952
Cass Madrid Apartments talk to Marco
OH JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING THEY AINT GOT THIS SHIT IN NEW COMPTON
1 9 0 decides what happens next
>>344734485
Kill him.
>>344734590
Fug my nigga dindu nuffin
>>344734590
reminder that I'm level 3 and only have a sledgehammer and caravan shotgun
went about as well as expected
do I keep trying? 2 3 4
>>344735009
yes
>>344735009
No he fellow gud boi who dindu nuffin
>>344735429
Reroll and TAKE IT BACK
>>344735009
kill that cunt
>>344735009
KILL
>>344735009
he must die
>>344735954
sold my suit, powerfist, basically everything to get a shiny new lever action shotty and colt 1911
that mutant cracka gon catch some lead
>>344736682
Assfaggot has lost his way, he wuz fellow gudboi.
I know this is /v/ play and would require work but maybe have an inner monologue in forms of decision or something.
>>344736947
desu this whole thing is pretty much dead, nobody seems to be interested anymore, and without a lot of creative gets it's basically boiled down to "kill everyone"
Gonna leave this here before I take off. Assfaggot has truly lost his way, murdering all of Westside--an entire town of dindus--because the voices in his head told him to
might try again tomorrow or on the weekend
>>344737213
To be fair, most of the really good "play with /v/" threads that are screencapped and historical and shit were when the OP already had a narrative planned out. All of the ones about "6 or 7 gets x" start out supremely popular and then devolve because people go to sleep n' whatnot.
>>344737213
Weekend is probably better. It's a work week and it was poorly timed to boot. I think some creativity would help but it's all a pipe dream.
>>344737532
honestly I knew we were fucked as soon as I got told to go to freeside
the starting loops gets tiresome for some people but it has a lot of choice based quests along the way which would've been perfect
I think if I try again on the weekend Assfaggot will have had one two many and gotten kidnapped and dumped down by Primm, totally naked
>>344724981
http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/56671/?
That and all the other necessities like the 4GB stuff etc.
>>344737660
It isn't even Freeside it's people just wanting to kill everyone that sucks. I mean the joke is funny but it's going to wear out it's welcome.
>>344737712
Okay, any good graphics mods?
>>344738476
That's what I'm saying, the greatest of these threads usually have a preset narrative filled with shenanigans. But maybe when we get to those choice intensive quests this'll attract loads more attention. Godspeed, OP.
>>344738561
There are tons of texture mods, just search for those on the nexus and download whatever you like.
There's ENB's, but I'm not a fan since it's often nauseatingly bad. You can configure those yourself to make them better but it's up to you whether you think it's worth the time investment. I've tried various presets and I've never found a single one that fit my taste.
You can also use SweetFx to enhance the graphics in more subtle manner, which I'd recommend. But tastes differ.
Oh, and get http://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/52037/? , which makes a huge difference in terms of lighting and general atmosphere.
Pic related is just Realistic Wasteland Lighting and texture mods.
>>344738743
Fucking janitors ruined it.
>>344739142
They delete a thread?
>>344738743
My first /v/ playthrough and I kinda want to get in on another but I have no idea what's good. It's mostly games I haven't played and I'd like to experience it myself before watching it
>>344739286
I hear you. I did a Fallout 1 playthrough with /v/ a while back now which ended really disastrously. Fallout games are fine for /v/ plays. And yeah, you should experience those games yourself before doing these threads.
>>344739232
First one it had way more Idk how many jumped ship to pt2 and 3 I kept checking all day and it wasn't catalogued but tonight started too late on a weeknight of all things
>>344739421
Anything good going on currently? I know Fire Emblem but I've only played Awakening, damn Nintendo for their bullshit with Fates, lost a customer for that franchise in me. I'm not playing Pokemon I'm playing Fire Emblem faggots
>>344739898
I'm not sure what you're asking me. Any good games released lately? I suppose Dark Souls III, I haven't much time to play vidya lately unfortunatey.
>>344740289
/v/ plays ya dingus. I know about recent releases those are Google search away but /v/ plays aren't
>>344740424
Oh there was that Spore one where we killed anything that wasn't banana alien. That was fun. There was a Ben Garrison Spore playthrough but I think that one fell through because mods kept deleting the threads.
