Which game do you think will be the biggest flop this year?
I'm going for Final Fantasy XV.
Decade long development hell can only result in disaster.
>>344601637
Is No Mans Sky this year? Id have to say that
Mighty No.9
What's wrong with that 'za anyway?
>>344602517
>'za
Fuck off
>>344602517
THE DOUGH WAS FUCKING RAW
And the pizza was 1/3rd grease. He sent it back after playing with it for 10 minutes, and the owner ate the rest.
>>344601637
>england criticizing other culture's food
I'm sorry but even after watching it hearing him tear into and everything it still sounds fucking great.
It's not high end cuisine and obviously I don't think the pizza would taste better than that but sometimes greesy mess food is what I want.
>>344602912
>>344602952
>amerifats
>>344602952
Yeah, if I ever visit that place, I'm going to request the greasy as hell, overstuffed, foot thick raw pizza. That shit sounds delicious.
No Man's Sky.
It wasn't supposed to be a "big" flop but people have put so many expectations on it that it's bound to fail -- especially considering how it never set out to do any of the things people have built their overblown expectations around.
>>344603003
Damn.. owned
>>344602952
Yum yum, raw, soggy dough pizza! I love being an American!
Which episode was this?
>>344603201
>>344603003
Stay obsessed.
>>344601637
anyone got a video link for this?
>>344601637
No Man's Sky is gonna be Spore 2.0 but even worse
>>344603003
fuck off ahmed
>>344603373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
The cute waitress does an adorable titty bounce at 34:10, so keep an eye out for it.
Oh look, its another of these threads where OP post the same pic everyday because he wants to be a meme
>>344603401
that looks like raw steak
the hell?
>>344602912
>america thinks the shit they eat is food
>>344603515
thanks!
>>344603003
>yfw you will never ever be Europoor
>>344603401
Is that vomit pizza?
>>344602912
What food did americas create? Hotdogs and burgers?
>>344601637
Overwatch - it's already lost most of its players and massive amounts of money for actiblizz. highly doubt any game is going to flop harder than it for the rest of the year.
>>344603275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il3wdMB77hc
I had a food captcha too
>>344603545
It's not my fault /v/ can't stay on topic when food is involved.
>>344603635
that is unholy
>>344602517
>'za
Fuck you and fuck /v/ for destroying /ck/.
>>344603668
Your pepe is eating eurofood
>>344603761
Man nothing beats a burger stuffed with Amarillo.
>>344603702
biscuits and gravy
>>344602517
>what's wrong with it
You tell me
>>344603705
how you enjoying battleborn and broken matchmaking TF2 anon?
>>344603635
>meat and chocolate
disgusting
>real video game threads are so boring off-topics are the main reason I come to /v/
>>344603837
I thought that was some random euro countries thing?
>>344603785
>McDonalds fries
>eurofood
European education, everyone.
>>344603878
what?
>>344603705
The game is a major success.
Surprised nobody has mentioned Battleborn yet.
>>344603635
Peanut butter is great on a burger, but chocolate would be disgusting.
>>344603878
>overshill mad that his hyped up piece of trash is failing hard like everyone knew it would
i hope kotick paid you upfront shillfriend
>>344603906
fuck off from this board then
>>344603761
How does that look appealing to anyone? I'm not one to shit on junk food and I'm slowly turning into a fat fuck as I'm posting this but seriously, who fucking eats this?
>>344603158
>people have put so many expectations on it
I still don't have a clue as to what the game is about outside of roaming through the same world over and over with a palette swap. What could anyone possibly expect?
15 will sell well but i think it'll review like shit. Seems bloated as hell and not very good.
>>344603975
>Pepe poster
>Pretending to be smarter than somone else
>Of course, they never are
Oh Im laughin
>>344603635
$15.98 for that mess.
Are the english really jealous of our freedom to bear arms?
Like, how cucked do you have to be to let your government take that from you?
>>344601637
is cheese pizza really a pizza?
>>344604087
>$40 is too much for me
>>344603975
>>344603668
>Posting Facebook frog
>>344603987
>Surprised nobody has mentioned Battleborn yet.
Everyone forgot it exists.
>>344604220
Barely.
The only thing worse than someone who only eats cheese pizza is someone who only eats pizza with meat toppings.Hawaiian masterrace
>>344603582
>>344603674
its food kino, you guys wouldn't understand
>>344604329
Putting something sweet like pineapple on pizza is just as disgusting as putting something like chocolate on pizza.
>>344604395
This triggers the /ck/
Why does Gordon Ramsay hate that pizza so much?
>>344603975
They are french fries. I am a ex maccas employee. They say french fries on the box
Why does Gordon hate RAW so much? Rare >>> Well done.
>>344604395
This looks good though.
>>>/ck/7864673
>>344604431
>not liking pineapple on pizza
literally gay
>>344603761
Thats actually pretty awful, over here the pizzahut tried it with lays chips and they cooked the pizza with it and tasted like shit.
>>344604329
Pineapple a shit. Mushrooms, onions, peppers, and even fucking spinach all work better as non-meat topping.
>>344604501
I thought Joey did
>>344604506
He doesnt, he hates bad food. Muricans think they can make pizza, they cannot
>>344602517
Its the restaurants "thin crust"
>>344602517
>'za
>>344604515
>Rare and raw are the same thing
>>344604508
>maccas
Kiwi detected.
Deploy bantz.
>>344603635
>checks
It's a real thing, by the way.In Canada
>>344604538
I know right? Who doesn't throw literal fucking shit on their pizza in 2016? I mean come on.
>>344604395
this is jack isn't it
>>344604591
>tfw a frozen pizza is 10x better than his
>family tells him to stop being a stubborn faggot or they'll leave him
>>344602912
How dare you denounce fine British cuisine.
>>344603906
piss off
>>344604329
I just get olives on mine
>>344601637
I though that was from the pizzeria from those twin brothers .
>>344604515
There is a fine line between cooked just right and too raw or overcooked obviously. This pizza was not cooked well enough.
>>344603761
probably a year of sodium in that "pizza"
>>344604591
if you're not italian, stop ripping on specifically american pizza
if you are italian, shut the fuck up you don't know shit about shit
>>344603635
>>344604395
dude no
unless you ground that beef yourself and know exactly where it's been that is way too undercooked for hamburger
>>344604721
Gidday from the foshores n seabeds
>>344604761
of course it is
This is from a pizza restaurant that is about a 20 minute drive away from my home. What do you guys think?
Who /mediumrare/ here?
The movie is already flopping in Japan.
RIP Game
>>344604942
Kek murican resturant owner, please
>>344605035
could use more pepperoni
>>344604669
>>344604909
Fair enough I suppose. I need to get around to watching this show more often.
>>344605035
Where's the pizza?
If this Gordon Ramsay is so good as he claims, why doesn't he compete in Iron Chef?
>>344605035
I think Japan should nuke you guys back.
>>344605129
go bury your dick in parmesan you guido
>>344605035
It's unsettleing
>>344605035
petty good 'za
>>344605131
The pepperonis themselves are really fucking good. Very crispy.
>>344605035
Good only if you are a huge fan of greasy pepperoni bread. I hate this kind of pizza. Some nice cheap chicken bbq pizza shits all over this.
>>344604798
A fucking bread sandwich ahahahahah
How can Britcucks even compete?
>>344605210
Not my fault you think everything needs lard in it
>>344605035
There's something really creepy and otherwordly about it.
>>344605164
Because he doesn't need to.
He's already a well renowned millionaire.
>>344605164
Why would he? He's rich as fuck, hosts several tv shows and own a chain of restaurants around the world.
>>344602517
I know right? That's a delicious looking 'za. I'd eat that right up myself now if I could. I hate 'za snobs, I was honestly expecting better from Ramsay, didn't know he was so pretentious.
I miss the days where I would eat fast food regularly
being /fit/ is suffering, almost everything is bad for you other than chicken breast, tuna, or steak
>>344605335
go bury your parmesan in parmesan you guido
>>344605035
>This is what Jew Yorkers think pizza is supposed to be
Jesus Christ...
>>344605164
You don't think a reality tv show proves anything do you anon?
>>344605125
This thread is about pizza now. Get with the program.
>>344602912
Gordon Ramsay is Scottish. Look it up.
>>344605035
Americans really can't make pizza.
>>344604942
Even then there's a lot of regional differences too. I believe it was Sicilian styled pizza that actually places the toppings underneath the cheese, for instance. Others straight up don't have red sauce.
>>344605390
What's stopping you from eating something you like occasionally? Pretty sure being fit doesn't mean you can't stop enjoying food altogether just that you can't enjoy it TOO much.
>>344605457
I'm not italian though..
>>344605125
source: your ass
inb4 google it yourself
what the fuck is 'za
>>344605601
source: 2ch
>>344605125
Wait, the movies out??
>British """"Pizza""""
>>344605692
what in the actual fuck
>>344605692
Is that fucking mustard?
I'm not from Italy but italian pizza is the best.
>>344605663
i dont read japanese and thats not a direct link to anything anyway so i dont believe you
until you provide a real source it's still
>source: my ass
>>344605591
yeah, I bet you don't have a mouthful of parmesan right now either
>>344602883
>>344603852
>it's a grease on pizza is bad episode
Fuck off and eat your celery health nuts. Don't try to turn pizza into a vegetable.
>>344605578
you cant do that if you want to be shredded
you can have the OCCASIONAL cheat meal but 99% of the time you have to eat clean
>>344605678
yes in japan
screenings aren't very full and people say it's meh
>>344603761
Please dont be real
>>344605692
I'd still eat it.
>>344605854
God dam you are an angry man m8. I'm the maccas boy from earlier
>>344605861
retard
>>344605841
>so i dont believe you
What are you, 12?
Best gaming fuel coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
>>344605861
NOT THIS SHIT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
I SHOULDN'T BUY A PIZZA AND GET A DRINK I DIDN'T ORDER FAGGOT
>>344605887
Any idea if it's been leaked? At work so can look it up
>>344605929
tell me about your grandma's pizza again you wop
>>344605861
fuck you
>>344606052
Tasted better than your mommas
>>344605986
>tfw this will be you in a few decades
>>344606006
nah
japan is cracking down hard on that kinda stuff in cinemas
>>344603635
What? Looks like a quality 'ger to me.
>>344606120
we only had one wedge of parmesan
>>344605970
no, i'm a big boy and i require actual sources to form opinions
maybe you can do that someday
>>344606215
Did you put the rest up your ass?
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>>344603635
I can only taste the chocolate
>>344606260
I'm not italian
>>344605125
Impressions are good though.
>Holy shit. Just... holy shit. Final Fantasy at its best and then it shot into Hollywood. Monsters felt outright alien sometimes.
>Tears. Cried a lot. I think the whole theater was crying at the end. There was outright sobbing around the mid-point, too. Wonder if Noctis realizes what a huge burden he's really inherited.
>I won the tickets, but it was much better than expected. Will go to see again.
>A huge work, really. Kind of unexpected in some aspects, but in a good way.
>Amazing! Having to wait until September to play the game makes me depressed now.
>A beautiful movie, though the action scenes were sometimes so fast they were hard to follow (lol). Wish the heroine's VA was a bit more expressive.
>Fantastic, might go to see it in the theater again. Story felt like a part of a really huge tale. Knew nothing about the setting before watching it and still could follow the movie just fine.
>Luna is a seriously bold and audacious heroine. Not the angry screaming type, but very daring. Final verdict: why isn't it September 30 yet!
>The Versus/XV project might have had a troubled history, but Kingsglaive definitely delivered. Really interested in the story now.
>Putting CGI aside (we all knew it'd look great) I was impressed by the pacing and composition. Even the prologue alone felt like a fully realized tale. The story also doesn't get bogged down in exposition and the balance of silence and motion is superb. My only criticism is that considering how rawly realistic and gruesome the story is, it should have been more bloody. Really recommend watching it before playing the game, because people who know only the demo might get floored by how dark the story really is.
The visuals, the music, the impact, everything. Was worried about the VAs, but they did an
>>344606231
https://www.google.com.au/#q=kingsglaive+review
wow that was fucking hard
>>344606146
Dang. I just wana see it before buying the bloody game
>>344606308
You become italian when you shove that much parmesan up your ass
>go to Subway and ask the Sandwich Artist for a 'go 'za
>It ain't me starts playing
>>344606428
then quit insulting my pizza you fuck, it must be good
>>344603515
>that bounce
Good stuff.
>>344605035
Looks like a deep sea creature.
>>344606492
Not if its got ass cheese on it
>>344606174
> ger
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>344606332
where'd you get this nonsense from
Final Fantasy XV, no question. Even if it sells 6 million copies, it will be a disappointment based on its production budget and length. And I'm betting it won't even sell as well as FFXIII. It missed its hype window by about 8 years and only the most extreme FF shill even cares about it anymore.
>>344605692
Damn that looks good though.
>>344606975
games stuck in 10 year development hell never turn out good
>>344601637
Battleborn
![13567005_1218507011493400_1373923150554691324_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9OlSJoG.jpg "13567005_1218507011493400_1373923150554691324_n[1].jpg")
>be at o'hare airport
>hungry as fuck
>get a deep dish pizza
>it tastes like shit and there's barely any sauce
>>344602952
Then you don't know what shitty raw dough tastes like.
>>344603515
That waitress is a real qt
Who likes seafood on their pizza?
What's this new 'za meme and where did it come from?
>>344608334
Why do you care? All you need to do is ignore it unless you're a meme-loving faggot. You're not a meme-loving faggot, right?
>>344606003
>this guy
>>344608334
It's /ck/'s only memorable meme.
>>344603515
>All that complaining about portion size
I mean, the food itself looked like total garbage, so I can understand that, but isn't half the point of getting a pizza, having leftovers?
How big was Battleborn's budget? I'd say it flopped pretty hard
>>344608640
He has to complain about something, and they couldn't drive the whole show on just greasy (it's American food, what does he expect?) and dough that isn't completely cooked.
>>344603003
how does it feel to be part of country no one cares about
>>344605548
Even worse.
>>344608617
pink himalayan rock salt
this kills the crab
bologna cake
>>344606332
Where are you even getting these quotes from?
>>344606059
Holy fuck this place was a fucking disaster. Easily the cringiest episode of the show because they were so far up their own ass.
>>344605861
Pizza is literally 90% vegetables anon.
>>344609424
>Bologna cake
Just thinking about the picture makes me gag
>>344609651
>tomatoes are vegetables
>>344605035
>google the pizza place in OPs pic
>its actually doing well
Mhm, these pizza looking mighty keen.
>>344608463
Oh anon, we're all meme loving faggots here. We're just tsundere for most of them.
>>344608617
I have a feeling it's recent since it's only been a couple days since I've seen it. Can you elaborate on why it's triggering so many people now?
>>344601637
>>344609586
A lot of people think it was a money Laundering scheme, they were probably scared Gordon would shut them down.
>>344605861
But anon pizza already is a vegetable according to health department
>>344609424
Activated Almonds
>>344609817
Why is there a dog there?
>>344605861
Watch the episode, the pizza was basically a swimming pool of grease.
Some grease is fine, but there shouldn't be enough for you to drink out of the pizza like a bowl.
>>344603635
>>344607668
Why ruin so many good things?
>>344605861
What's the best type of pie and why is it 'go 'za?
>>344605035
I'm not a big fan of old-world style 'roni. Way too dry and looks fungal.
>>344608269
There's world famous clam pizza, shrimp I've never seen.
>>344610357
what the fuck chicago
>>344608617
>>344609424
You're forgetting Ja/ck/
>>344610207
That's from /fit/
>>344603635
What the christ
>>344603635
They serve this at a canadian chain called The Works. I've had it and it's actually fucking delicious, not their best menu item though.
Where are my pineapple bros at?
>>344610732
I'm absolutely fuckingjealous
>>344603635
Sounds like a one-way ticket to flavortown if you ask me!
>>344610768
Hell yeah dude
>>344610839
Jesus christ guy, watch the road!
just cause 3
>>344610529
Oh hell how could I forget about Jack and his aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
>>344605035
This looks good.
>>344605035
I didn't knew you could fuck up a peperoni pizza but hey, Americans.
>>344604971
No. As long as the internal temperature hits 160 F it can be as pink as you want.
Stop spreading bullshit.
>>344611001
Webm for those not willing to hear Jack's beautiful voice
Pizza's overrated.
Pasta is superior.
>>344611001
Is this the DSP of /ck/?
>>344611267
Dude, if the middle reaches 160 F, it's not going to be pink
>>344601902
Haha no.
20 team indie game for 60 buckaroos. Advertising out the ass from Sony. These dudes are getting rich. (5000+ thread on Reddit).
>>344611513
Don't you DARE try to argue with a five star chef.
BITCH.
>>344611481
Yes
>>344611001
I want to fucking vomit. The jello with pineapples if he removed the canned juice and put some water in instead would be really nice. Then he busted out cream cheese. What is wrong with this guy?
>>344611481
Yes. Same fat manchildish neckbeard face and everything.
>>344611625
WHY
WHY POST THIS
OH COME ON
IT'S NOT EVEN COMPLETELY SUBMERGED
THE OIL DOESN'T EVEN SIZZLE
I can't believe how fucking triggered I am, god damn I am literally hyperventilating at this
>>344611779
This is just the beginning
>>344610529
the only thing that i can think of that makes ja/ck/'s shit more horrifying is the idea that he might have learned all this shit from someone
>>344611871
STOP
STOP RIGHT FUCKING NOW
WHY THE HELL IS HE COOKING THE SALMON WITHOUT THE SKIN
WHY IS IT SO OVER-SEASONED
WHY IS THERE THAT MUCH OIL IN THE PAN
WHY IS THE HANDLE HANGING OFF THE COUNTER TOP
WHY DID HE FALL FOR THE MEME OF GETTING THE TWO POUND STEAKS THAT YOU CAN'T COOK PROPERLY
WHY USE A SPATULA AND TONGS
WHY
>>344611625
>too small of a container
>dog isn't fully submerged
>oil not hot enough
>dog in contact with the bottom of the pan
learn to fucking cook, jesus christ...
Since this is pretty much a stealth food thread at this point, what does /v/ think of Reviewbrah?
>>344611871
His hands move as if he is afraid of it jumping out of the pan.
>>344611871
>flipping it towards you with that much shit in the pan
>>344611871
I got heartburn just watching that
>>344602517
>'za
What does that mean?
>1:30 AM
>browsing one last thread before going to sleep
>see this
>hungry and starving for pizzas now
Why did I open this thread
Theres a frozen pizza in my freezer, I could try it but I must sleep, what do ;-;
>food captcha
>>344612162
I hear he is losing it
>>344608640
Everything on the menu was fuck huge though. The calzone housed a whole roll of pepperoni, the meatball sub was practically a lasagna-for-two. The """thin"""crust pizza that could have fed a small village for a few days.
>>344612082
Now for something much simpler.
I'm sure Jack can handle it fine
>>344612417
He isn't taking any shit from anyone.
>>344612549
>not putting ingredients in a saucepan over low heat
>>344612549
Soooo...Question:
Is Jack legit stupid?
Does he know he is stupid or plays it for laughs? (like a DSP)
Or is it just a bit for views?
>>344611625
>think it cant get any worse
>cold oil
>>344612162
>>344612417
this guy dresses like the shadiest insurance salesman on earth
why does anyone watch him
>>344612549
>>344612162
Reviewbrah is a real american hero.
Fuuuuuuck this thread is making me hungry for some za.
>>344612701
The mystery that is Jack
>>344612753
He's like a if a David Lynch character decided he wanted to make a living reviewing Taco Bell.
>>344612417
Reviewbrah is trying to meme himself into some ethereal, pure form of part of the human condition. A Plato-like Form of Absurdity.
>>344612874
>Jack is a grown fat man
This is literally impossible.
>>344612786
I could really go for a go za about now.
>>344612786
I do love some spicy 'go 'za
>Canada trying to criticize food
>Australia trying to criticize food
>Mexico trying to criticize food
>South American trying to criticize food
>England or England in a dress trying to criticize food
If you are any of the above you don't know shit about food, even less than any American.
>>344612417
Why is this so ominously worded?
What are the best Jack videos?
>>344612995
He shouldn't be alive
