Now: PEPSIMAAAAAN
Next: Ocarina of Time Glitchless
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
how much did pepsi pay for this kind of shilling
I thought there was going to be speedruns.
why were the ybooing?
Gurana master race
the couch is fucking awful, the caster is fucking awful, the runner is pretty alright. Poor dude.
>>344359035
who cares it's great
>pepsi is a tv game
What does he mean by this?
>edo interrupting with a FIVE DOLLAR donation
>>344359132
Coke Dude donated.
bepis
the fake laughs of couch faggot are next fucking level
>>344358948
is that andy?
>>344359169
You shut up
I want to hear her beautiful voice
Oh no! Not the
DOUBLE BOTTOM
>>344359150
HUEHUEHUEBaré is god tier
>>344358701
is this the same fat guy who everyone posts the webm of him kissing a girl
>>344359596
No. Different guy.
>>344359278
>her
keeping the backup thread alive
>Saving and resetting to change Link's position (savewarping) is allowed
>Dying and continuing to change Link's position (deathwarping) is allowed
>Time ends at the start of the Ganon death cutscene
>Clarification:
>Since there is such a gray area in defining what is or is not a "glitch" in this game, a group of OoT players voted to define a set of rules that they would all abide by. It is important that all players use the same rules, since it allows them to compare times with each other. These rules are not perfect, but they are the current standard
>Allowed Techniques:
>Power Crouch Stabbing
>Roll invincibility
>Jumpslashing in mid>air for more distance
>Shield dropping
>Using broken deku stick
>Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
>Damage boosting
>Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
>Damage Buffering
>Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
>Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
>Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
>Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
>Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
>Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
>Opening flaming treasure chests
This runner is sexy.
>edobean is leaving
Thank fuck
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List
>Old GQD Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex
Sonic '06
Gimmick!
Pepsiman
>High Tier
Super Mario World
Demon's Crest
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded)
Catherine
Hagane
The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
>Low Tier
Literally everything else
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Trials Fusion
>>344359150
literal piss
>annoying girl leaving before OoT
THANK YOU GOD
BEPSI MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WAKE ME UP
EDOBEAN SHUT THE FUCK UP
I ACTUALLY WANT TO PUNCH YOUR FAT FACE GOD FUCKING DAMN
ACTIVATE SQUEEE
WHY IS THIS ABOMINATION HERE
SHE DID IT AGAIN
THE CRINGE IS OVERFLOWING
>YA, YAH, YAAAAHHH
>2 people clap
I'm so glad she's fucking off
>using the version with Allah chants
ALLAHU AKBAR
Any good runs since yesterday? Last one I watched was Max Payne 2
>>344358948
u made this thread 25 minutes ago
Wait was that Elie Wiesel saying that Pepsi shit and she didn't notice?yes i am aware he is dead
Goddammit Edobeaner.
>>344361697
she's qt tho
Plaid shirt got bumped a seat down LOL
>yfw Edobean is leaving
>>344361047
Who is this? She's gorgous
>glitchless
>/v/ still pissed off
fuck off
>Edobean annoying the stream one last time before she takes off
The important thing is it's over.
>>344359785
Pretty sure that's The Frog Man
http://thefrogman.me/
>>344361717
I actually agree with this list. Damn.
I NEED PICS OF THIS ANNOUNCER GOD FUCKEN DAMMMMM B
>>344361740
I bet you loved what she just did
BITCH NEEDS TO SUCK A DICK
>tfw no ZFG
>>344361717
Based list guy
Always accurate
Godspeed
https://twitter.com/emilybrks
the pikmin runner
I swear women and little kids shouldnt be allowed to own mics.
>Red put Chad on her to side to buffer Plaid even further
How denied can you be.
>edobean making a scene right before she leaves
END MY LIFE
SHES GONE
SHES FUCKING GONE
YESSSSSSSSSS
SHUSHHH
>Zelda "speedrun"
Fuck this what chinese cartoon you watchin this season /v/?
>Muslim Fire Temple music
>She's almost gone
YES
REMOVE TRANNIES
That Islamic chant
GOOD RIDDANCE YOU FAT CUNT
>I will see you guys later
she's coming back! I love you Edobean!
>>344359035
Not as much as he deserved.
>>344358948
>3000 followers in a few minutes.
wew.
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>344359035
>t. coca-cola shill
>>344361854
Its a tranny by the way
>OoT glitchless
>Not being run by runnerguy
Can you stop?
>tfw people hate trihex now
Trihex is still one of the most entertaining runners.
>Pikmin runner's name is Emily
Is she a qt? Or an actual girl would be acceptable too.
>>344361717
Quit stealing my list
OH LORD HE PUT HIS HAND ON HER SHOULDER AND HER HAND IN HIS LAP IT'S HAPPENING BB
>mfw they turned her voice down
>>344361878
nothing interests me this season
>>344362000
>Sakura shirt
Is my idea or they lowered her mic volume?
>hey LISTEN
The mic just peaked like fuck.
>>344362028
what happened
>>344362028
Didnt watch, what happened?
>>344362000
Who is the guy in the suit?
>>344361829
It's not actually glitch less though. They have "acceptable glitches" not even kidding.
nice going fucktard
>>344362034
nope it's a trap
Wonder if Cosmo is watching now.
>they traded out one aggravating girl for another
CANT WAKE UP
Is that Cosmo?
>3d zelda
>3:45:00
haha fuck no
>>344362034
>>344362017
https://youtu.be/zXcIGJP7vCc
>Mojibake
>>344362028
he used to be awesome, but lately he's gone out of his mind.
basically cosmo'd
>>344362028
he hasnt run shit in a long time
YI hacks dont count at all
>>344362118
>>344362119
scared of a green fucking dino
>>344362034
tranny with dyke hair
https://twitter.com/emilybrks/status/749297675862892544
>>344362028
>ask Trihex if he will attend GDQ next winter
>said his Fakku subscription referrals were low and he needed a few more before he could consider affording to go
I wonder what he was implying.
>>344362118
>>344362119
>20:20:29
700k HYPE
>t-t-t-they'll never break 500k
/v/ BTFO
>>344362118
>>344362119
nice
>>344362134
Pepsiman
well desu the runner doesn't seem like a complete spreg
>>344361878
>little girls always beats everyone else
Why is anime so shit
>Want to watch this
>Also want to jerk off
Should I speed run jerking off?
>>344362141
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>344362134
pepsiman
>>344362191
That's the """""""""""""chick""""""""""""""""" running Pikmin.
>glitchless
whyyyy tho
>not the iQue version
>>344362191
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
IS THIS MEME MAGIC? IS IT?
>>344362191
But anon, thats a boy in this video.
How come nobody liked that Four Swords Adventures speedrun from Monday?
>>344362141
>>344358701
muh dick
>>344362118
>>344362119
He went full fakku shill.
>>344362141
What happened to plaid shirt cucklad?
>talking about OoT like no one knows what it is
>>344362284
Jerk off to the speedrun
>>344362160
But is he at least a qt?
Considering the previous examples of trannies at the event I'm not optimistic.
Well, the most important thing is speed, so as long as he's fast.
>>344362307
>4 hours
>>344362307
because there is oot at every gdq but first time glitchless
>>344361717
Is Fallout 3 mid tier because of high levels of cringe?
>>344362258
Thanks anonymous for the extra $300,000!!
How do i beat this nigga?
>OOT
>a game that's had around 3-4 remakes and remasters
>every single one refuses to let you skip the cutscenes
This will always be the best *GDQ grill
>>344362304
I missed the reply chain. My bad.
Maybe I'll just go to bed.
>silky smooth 20fps
>glitchless
>lets pick the least fun run possible
fuck SGDQ
>>344362258
same shit as every year. real random guy donations come in then at the end of the week whales start dropping 1k per donation and it shoots up.
"""""""""""""""""""""""glitchless"""""""""""""""""""
calling it now
>>344362284
Do it. It's a 4-hour run, nigga. It won't go anywhere.
>>344362402
>TWO YEARS
>>344362072
They kept Edobean's mic on 300% full blast for something like 3 hours. Then they turn down the new girl's mic to the point where she's nearly inaudible within literally 5 minutes.
I don't think the staff is biased at all. Nope. No way.
>4 hours long "speedrun"
>>344362206
Note, Mojibake counts as a glitch so this aint a glitchless run.
>>344362141
IT'S OVER
Why are there so many trannies in the speedrunning community?
It's almost like they intended to invite more trannies than normal
>>344362020
>tfw that's the last of your grandmother's yarn
>>344362427
Read a VN.
>>344362427
Jerk off to this image.
>>344361892
Why do none of them even try? I know trans people IRL and they're all fucking code-monkey grognards and even they have the decency to at least TRY. Fucking gamers, man, they can't fucking do anything right.
>>344362487
Well lets see you do it faster, faggot
>>344362427
Jack it to animu
>>344362258
Normies feel good that the weekend is here and start sharing their money in droves.
>incentitive met
Wooooaww, who saw that coming.
>>344362436
butterface
Where's that one guy that twirls the joysticks during cutscenes?
>>344362427
Play Zero Time Dilemma.
>>344362409
dash shoot poke with weapon pray framedrops dont fuck you repeat
spam heals when needed
toss a few poison knives if you are bad
coke-ari sword
>>344358948
isn't "glitchless" just playing the game normally? thats not really speedrunning
How can you possibly speedrun Ocarina of Time without glitches? Just gonna be a fucking let's play of running backwards and rolling.
>>344362492
Agree
Want to see the major sequence breaking
>1 hour ban for asking for cosmo
>>344362119
lets see
>full sellout mode
>doesnt speedrun
>streams his ugly gf
>begs for donations
he's a chocolate witwix now
>1 million
>in just over a day
Remember when cosmo had world record for this category?
>hear about esa last year
>don't bother watching
>turned out to be really good
>check the lineup this year
>the first day is full of nothing but trash
Some Straya cunt needs to start ASA.
>>344361878
I don't know.
I don't really watch nepali cartoons.
saw one ep of something a friend streamed and it seemed kind of need.
parasyte or something.
>>344362427
Drink pepsi while watching this run
>>344362436
>>344362568
Yes.
But her body is hnnnng
>get home just in time from wagecuck job for OOT
>>344362284
Do it, I doubt it will take you more than five minutes.
Cosmo is already salty..hahaha
>>344362427
Fuck your own ass with a water bottle.
>>344362615
There are going to be some glitches/exploits but nothing like skipping the whole game
Its going to be boring as fuck either way
>>344362427
Play OOT
>>344362583
explain this game too me, i always see a thread on it
>>344362658
>cosmo
who?
>>344362620
>actually true
we're not even allowed to attempt to honor the memory of someone, fucking assholes.
When is Cosmo's run?
>>344362646
Don't underestimate the power of the kill/save the animals meme as Super Metroid rolls in
>>344362568
Would still ravage ezpz
>3:45:00
>>344362580
>Mirrored started the process by ruining his GDQ WW moment so thoroughly
>John Numbers just finished what was started 2 years ago
>>344362028
Trihex is the definition of a fake-ass nigga. He's a slimy, insecure beta male who's punch-drunk on his own ego. If you actually know Trihex personally, you'll understand immediately how fucking flaky he is.
Pretends to be a part of the FGC despite not being involved in it in any way, going so far as to sell posters of himself with the EVO logo until they told him to stop that shit. Sells himself so hard as a "nigga" even though he's whiter than the driven snow. He's just a fake.
The MHC kicked his deadbeat ass out for a reason.
>>344362580
STOP
THAT IS MY FAVORITE RUN
THAT COMMENTARY
THAT CLUTCHgive me cosmo back ;_;
>>344362620
its hilarious that they acknowledge basically none of the drama but they ban pretty much ANYTHING related to drama in twitch chat.
Also fuck off underage
>>344362626
Without the self-awareness. Witwix knows exactly what he is. You can't fault him for being a sellout, because that's what he himself is setting out to be.
Trihex is a fucking phoney.
>>344362646
They get lots of really big donations on the last day, though Notch isn't donating so they might not break a million this year.
>>344362726
my gf
>Pepsiman run actually has some nice commentary and couch bantz, feels like one of those old fun GDQ runs
When are they getting banned?
>>344362658
>>344362682
stop deadnaming your shitlord
>>344362682
Do you think thats the thing that puts him over the edge?
dat 20fps frame precision!!
>Saving and resetting to change Link's position (savewarping) is allowed
>Dying and continuing to change Link's position (deathwarping) is allowed
>Time ends at the start of the Ganon death cutscene
>Clarification:
>Since there is such a gray area in defining what is or is not a "glitch" in this game, a group of OoT players voted to define a set of rules that they would all abide by. It is important that all players use the same rules, since it allows them to compare times with each other. These rules are not perfect, but they are the current standard
>Allowed Techniques:
>Power Crouch Stabbing
>Roll invincibility
>Jumpslashing in mid>air for more distance
>Shield dropping
>Using broken deku stick
>Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
>Damage boosting
>Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
>Damage Buffering
>Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
>Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
>Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
>Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
>Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
>Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
>Opening flaming treasure chests
>>344362258
During the last two days they always start getting "anonymous" donations that are like 1-5k apiece
>>344362427
play tf2 mm comp
this game had some great music, thank you koji kondo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHeVN2oquds
>>344362356
wtf is Fakku. Don't they sell hentai posters or something?
>>344362670
>saggy tits
>bulge belly
>no thigh gap
>bowling shoes
>0/10 fashion
>awkward posture
meh. for /v/ shes probably golden but ill take a hard pass
>>344362191
Whats up with speedrunning and trannies?
hello there welcome to my glitchless run *clips through bridge*
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""glitchless""""""""""""""""""""""""*****
>>344362475
>he doesnt edge for hours, basking in the plateau that precedes orgasm
>>344362646
Someone usually matches at the last minute and the total like doubles
>>344362658
>LITERALLY DEADNAMING
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>344362753
Speaking of, what's the word on him getting kicked out? I'd check the MHC page every time DSS streamed to see when he was kicked out, and was a bit surprised they actually did.
Fill a nigga in.
FRAME
PERFECT
>glitchless 4 hour run
Is that only so they can get the 40k
>>344362742
wtf is her face even real
NEW LUMINES RELEASING JULY 19TH
FOR MOBILE
WHY GLITCHLESS
WHO WANTS THIS SHIT
SUMMER GAMES DONE FUCKING SLOW
god I hate zelda loving normies
>>344362801
>OOT
>20fps
Anon, rounding up from 14 isn't very precise.
OoT Link had a hard life
How the fuck is this glitchless?
>It's impossible to define what a glitch is
But bullshit. Anything not intended by the developers is basically a fucking glitch. I'm not mad that they're glitching, but don't call it a glitch free run.
"""""""glitchless"""""""
>>344362402Yes
>>344362367
Last we saw of him he left.
>>344362646
Is this your first GDQ? It always accelerates towards the end like crazy.Most of the donations are going to be fake btw
>>344362682
id prefer this over the normal one though even if it seems xbox original huge
>>344362874
So that would be three frames if it was running at an acceptable framerate.
>>344362837
You shut your whore mouth.
nice lets play
>impossible to define what is a glitch and what isn't
No it isn't you stupid faggots
lmao
FOUR HOURS
>>344362804
the only technique i'd say is a glitch in that list is Power Crouch Stabbing. the rest are unintended uses of in game mechanics
CHOKING 5 MINS IN
SHUT IT DOWN
I'm not sticking around for Zelda, even if this guy is apparently good. I just hope I get up for Trauma Center, that at least interests me.
>you now remember this awful "speedrun"
>>344362836
Seriously fuck off back to Facebook normalfag.
>>344362906
read the pastebin and you'll see its not that obvious
>>344362987
try doing it then faggot
nice fucking lets play, i played this shit better as a kid
EVERYONE, LISTEN.
To all you guys who don't want to watch this, we should all band up and perform a wrong warp to the end of the speed run. We just need gohma larva, a bottle, and a flaming stick.
Who's gonna help me pull it off?
>>344362753
Basically this.
>@narcissawright is in chat
I can't believe this faggot is watching this. Wonder if he'll kill himself after knowing what a shell of his former self he is. Either that or retreat to his hug box.
this guy fucking sucks
>>344362780
Theyve already been escorted off the premises.
>>344362987
actually it literally is, and that's why glitchless is a garbage category
>>344362753
dont forget that yoshi emulator cartridge shit he was pushin
thats cheetahmen tier shit
>>344362753
Dont forgot he goes on about being a weeb and talking about normies whilst fawning over some girl he met last agdq.
Had his chat spam "3D IS OKAY TOO" to cover up the people giving him shit in chat. pathetic motherfucker
Already fucked up.
No world record here.
>>344362970
please stop
>>344362804
>Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
What the hell, these are clearly glitches. Also, skipping Navi's text in the tree by jumping on the chest is too. By any definition of the word.
Why the hell didn't they just call this "No major glitches?"
wow nice choking here.
>>344362792
It was definitely joden beating his shit in 2 months when he thought this was unbeatable format least a year plus.
Then again he always painted his nails
>glitchless
>they use a bunch of glitches, use the FAQ you don't know how to find to know which glitches aren't allowed
why
>>344363069
Has there been a WR at this event yet?
>>344363067
>whilst
Bruh.
3 hours 45 minutes off glitchless OoT.
>glitch
>less
>OoT
>3 hours
>45 minutes
Also hey, type WinWaker in chat right now. They appear to be banning everyone who writes that. Because i guess Cosmo can't even in to his own emote anymore.
>glitchless
these dumb niggas
>runnerguy can beat the game blindfolded
>this guy can't even beat the game without glitches
>>344362836
I know this is bait but they are the reason a lot of porn is gone from the panda.
Also
>Runner fucked up the 3 deku quickbounce
>>344362753
is this you big jon
>glitchless
>using glitches to progress
>still 4 hours
You had one job
>>344363091
navi not bohering you while you pull out your weapon is an intended mechanic
>>344363024
No I don't
But now you remember THAT Crash 2 run
>>344363032
did the developer intend this to happen?
>yes
Not a glitch
>no
A glitch
>>344363027
"glitchless" ok dood
