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how much did pepsi pay for this kind of shilling
I thought there was going to be speedruns.
why were the ybooing?
Gurana master race
the couch is fucking awful, the caster is fucking awful, the runner is pretty alright. Poor dude.
>>344359035
who cares it's great
>pepsi is a tv game
What does he mean by this?
>edo interrupting with a FIVE DOLLAR donation
>>344359132
Coke Dude donated.
bepis
the fake laughs of couch faggot are next fucking level
>>344358948
is that andy?
>>344359169
You shut up
I want to hear her beautiful voice
Oh no! Not the
DOUBLE BOTTOM
>>344359150
HUEHUEHUEBaré is god tier
>>344358701
is this the same fat guy who everyone posts the webm of him kissing a girl
>>344359596
No. Different guy.
>>344359278
>her
keeping the backup thread alive
>Saving and resetting to change Link's position (savewarping) is allowed
>Dying and continuing to change Link's position (deathwarping) is allowed
>Time ends at the start of the Ganon death cutscene
>Clarification:
>Since there is such a gray area in defining what is or is not a "glitch" in this game, a group of OoT players voted to define a set of rules that they would all abide by. It is important that all players use the same rules, since it allows them to compare times with each other. These rules are not perfect, but they are the current standard
>Allowed Techniques:
>Power Crouch Stabbing
>Roll invincibility
>Jumpslashing in mid>air for more distance
>Shield dropping
>Using broken deku stick
>Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
>Damage boosting
>Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
>Damage Buffering
>Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
>Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
>Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
>Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
>Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
>Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
>Opening flaming treasure chests
This runner is sexy.
>edobean is leaving
Thank fuck
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List
>Old GQD Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex
Sonic '06
Gimmick!
Pepsiman
>High Tier
Super Mario World
Demon's Crest
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded)
Catherine
Hagane
The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror
>Low Tier
Literally everything else
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
Trials Fusion
>>344359150
literal piss
>annoying girl leaving before OoT
THANK YOU GOD
BEPSI MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
WAKE ME UP
EDOBEAN SHUT THE FUCK UP
I ACTUALLY WANT TO PUNCH YOUR FAT FACE GOD FUCKING DAMN
ACTIVATE SQUEEE
WHY IS THIS ABOMINATION HERE
SHE DID IT AGAIN
THE CRINGE IS OVERFLOWING
>YA, YAH, YAAAAHHH
>2 people clap
I'm so glad she's fucking off
>using the version with Allah chants
ALLAHU AKBAR
Any good runs since yesterday? Last one I watched was Max Payne 2
>>344358948
u made this thread 25 minutes ago
Wait was that Elie Wiesel saying that Pepsi shit and she didn't notice?yes i am aware he is dead
Goddammit Edobeaner.
>>344361697
she's qt tho
Plaid shirt got bumped a seat down LOL
>yfw Edobean is leaving
>>344361047
Who is this? She's gorgous
>glitchless
>/v/ still pissed off
fuck off
>Edobean annoying the stream one last time before she takes off
The important thing is it's over.
>>344359785
Pretty sure that's The Frog Man
http://thefrogman.me/
>>344361717
I actually agree with this list. Damn.
I NEED PICS OF THIS ANNOUNCER GOD FUCKEN DAMMMMM B
>>344361740
I bet you loved what she just did
BITCH NEEDS TO SUCK A DICK
>tfw no ZFG
>>344361717
Based list guy
Always accurate
Godspeed
https://twitter.com/emilybrks
the pikmin runner
I swear women and little kids shouldnt be allowed to own mics.
>Red put Chad on her to side to buffer Plaid even further
How denied can you be.
>edobean making a scene right before she leaves
END MY LIFE
SHES GONE
SHES FUCKING GONE
YESSSSSSSSSS
SHUSHHH
>Zelda "speedrun"
Fuck this what chinese cartoon you watchin this season /v/?
>Muslim Fire Temple music
>She's almost gone
YES
REMOVE TRANNIES
That Islamic chant
GOOD RIDDANCE YOU FAT CUNT
>I will see you guys later
she's coming back! I love you Edobean!
>>344359035
Not as much as he deserved.
>>344358948
>3000 followers in a few minutes.
wew.
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>344359035
>t. coca-cola shill
>>344361854
Its a tranny by the way
>OoT glitchless
>Not being run by runnerguy
Can you stop?
>tfw people hate trihex now
Trihex is still one of the most entertaining runners.
>Pikmin runner's name is Emily
Is she a qt? Or an actual girl would be acceptable too.
>>344361717
Quit stealing my list
OH LORD HE PUT HIS HAND ON HER SHOULDER AND HER HAND IN HIS LAP IT'S HAPPENING BB
>mfw they turned her voice down
>>344361878
nothing interests me this season
>>344362000
>Sakura shirt
Is my idea or they lowered her mic volume?
>hey LISTEN
The mic just peaked like fuck.
>>344362028
what happened
>>344362028
Didnt watch, what happened?
>>344362000
Who is the guy in the suit?
>>344361829
It's not actually glitch less though. They have "acceptable glitches" not even kidding.
nice going fucktard
>>344362034
nope it's a trap
Wonder if Cosmo is watching now.
>they traded out one aggravating girl for another
CANT WAKE UP
Is that Cosmo?
>3d zelda
>3:45:00
haha fuck no
>>344362034
>>344362017
https://youtu.be/zXcIGJP7vCc
>Mojibake
>>344362028
he used to be awesome, but lately he's gone out of his mind.
basically cosmo'd
>>344362028
he hasnt run shit in a long time
YI hacks dont count at all
>>344362118
>>344362119
scared of a green fucking dino
>>344362034
tranny with dyke hair
https://twitter.com/emilybrks/status/749297675862892544
>>344362028
>ask Trihex if he will attend GDQ next winter
>said his Fakku subscription referrals were low and he needed a few more before he could consider affording to go
I wonder what he was implying.
>>344362118
>>344362119
>20:20:29
700k HYPE
>t-t-t-they'll never break 500k
/v/ BTFO
>>344362134
Pepsiman
well desu the runner doesn't seem like a complete spreg
>>344361878
>little girls always beats everyone else
Why is anime so shit
>Want to watch this
>Also want to jerk off
Should I speed run jerking off?
>>344362141
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
>>344362134
pepsiman
>>344362191
That's the """""""""""""chick""""""""""""""""" running Pikmin.
>glitchless
whyyyy tho
>not the iQue version
>>344362191
CANNOT
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
IS THIS MEME MAGIC? IS IT?
>>344362191
But anon, thats a boy in this video.
How come nobody liked that Four Swords Adventures speedrun from Monday?
>>344362141
>>344358701
muh dick
>>344362118
>>344362119
He went full fakku shill.
>>344362141
What happened to plaid shirt cucklad?
>talking about OoT like no one knows what it is
>>344362284
Jerk off to the speedrun
>>344362160
But is he at least a qt?
Considering the previous examples of trannies at the event I'm not optimistic.
Well, the most important thing is speed, so as long as he's fast.
>>344362307
>4 hours
>>344362307
because there is oot at every gdq but first time glitchless
>>344361717
Is Fallout 3 mid tier because of high levels of cringe?
>>344362258
Thanks anonymous for the extra $300,000!!
How do i beat this nigga?
>OOT
>a game that's had around 3-4 remakes and remasters
>every single one refuses to let you skip the cutscenes
This will always be the best *GDQ grill
>>344362304
I missed the reply chain. My bad.
Maybe I'll just go to bed.
>silky smooth 20fps
>glitchless
>lets pick the least fun run possible
fuck SGDQ
>>344362258
same shit as every year. real random guy donations come in then at the end of the week whales start dropping 1k per donation and it shoots up.
"""""""""""""""""""""""glitchless"""""""""""""""""""
calling it now
>>344362284
Do it. It's a 4-hour run, nigga. It won't go anywhere.
>>344362402
>TWO YEARS
>>344362072
They kept Edobean's mic on 300% full blast for something like 3 hours. Then they turn down the new girl's mic to the point where she's nearly inaudible within literally 5 minutes.
I don't think the staff is biased at all. Nope. No way.
>4 hours long "speedrun"
>>344362206
Note, Mojibake counts as a glitch so this aint a glitchless run.
>>344362141
IT'S OVER
Why are there so many trannies in the speedrunning community?
It's almost like they intended to invite more trannies than normal
>>344362020
>tfw that's the last of your grandmother's yarn
>>344362427
Read a VN.
>>344362427
Jerk off to this image.
>>344361892
Why do none of them even try? I know trans people IRL and they're all fucking code-monkey grognards and even they have the decency to at least TRY. Fucking gamers, man, they can't fucking do anything right.
>>344362487
Well lets see you do it faster, faggot
>>344362427
Jack it to animu
>>344362258
Normies feel good that the weekend is here and start sharing their money in droves.
>incentitive met
Wooooaww, who saw that coming.
>>344362436
butterface
Where's that one guy that twirls the joysticks during cutscenes?
>>344362427
Play Zero Time Dilemma.
>>344362409
dash shoot poke with weapon pray framedrops dont fuck you repeat
spam heals when needed
toss a few poison knives if you are bad
coke-ari sword
>>344358948
isn't "glitchless" just playing the game normally? thats not really speedrunning
How can you possibly speedrun Ocarina of Time without glitches? Just gonna be a fucking let's play of running backwards and rolling.
>>344362492
Agree
Want to see the major sequence breaking
>1 hour ban for asking for cosmo
>>344362119
lets see
>full sellout mode
>doesnt speedrun
>streams his ugly gf
>begs for donations
he's a chocolate witwix now
>1 million
>in just over a day
Remember when cosmo had world record for this category?
>hear about esa last year
>don't bother watching
>turned out to be really good
>check the lineup this year
>the first day is full of nothing but trash
Some Straya cunt needs to start ASA.
>>344361878
I don't know.
I don't really watch nepali cartoons.
saw one ep of something a friend streamed and it seemed kind of need.
parasyte or something.
>>344362427
Drink pepsi while watching this run
>>344362436
>>344362568
Yes.
But her body is hnnnng
>get home just in time from wagecuck job for OOT
>>344362284
Do it, I doubt it will take you more than five minutes.
Cosmo is already salty..hahaha
>>344362427
Fuck your own ass with a water bottle.
>>344362615
There are going to be some glitches/exploits but nothing like skipping the whole game
Its going to be boring as fuck either way
>>344362427
Play OOT
>>344362583
explain this game too me, i always see a thread on it
>>344362658
>cosmo
who?
>>344362620
>actually true
we're not even allowed to attempt to honor the memory of someone, fucking assholes.
When is Cosmo's run?
>>344362646
Don't underestimate the power of the kill/save the animals meme as Super Metroid rolls in
>>344362568
Would still ravage ezpz
>3:45:00
>>344362580
>Mirrored started the process by ruining his GDQ WW moment so thoroughly
>John Numbers just finished what was started 2 years ago
>>344362028
Trihex is the definition of a fake-ass nigga. He's a slimy, insecure beta male who's punch-drunk on his own ego. If you actually know Trihex personally, you'll understand immediately how fucking flaky he is.
Pretends to be a part of the FGC despite not being involved in it in any way, going so far as to sell posters of himself with the EVO logo until they told him to stop that shit. Sells himself so hard as a "nigga" even though he's whiter than the driven snow. He's just a fake.
The MHC kicked his deadbeat ass out for a reason.
>>344362580
STOP
THAT IS MY FAVORITE RUN
THAT COMMENTARY
THAT CLUTCHgive me cosmo back ;_;
>>344362620
its hilarious that they acknowledge basically none of the drama but they ban pretty much ANYTHING related to drama in twitch chat.
Also fuck off underage
>>344362626
Without the self-awareness. Witwix knows exactly what he is. You can't fault him for being a sellout, because that's what he himself is setting out to be.
Trihex is a fucking phoney.
>>344362646
They get lots of really big donations on the last day, though Notch isn't donating so they might not break a million this year.
>>344362726
my gf
>Pepsiman run actually has some nice commentary and couch bantz, feels like one of those old fun GDQ runs
When are they getting banned?
>>344362658
>>344362682
stop deadnaming your shitlord
>>344362682
Do you think thats the thing that puts him over the edge?
dat 20fps frame precision!!
>Saving and resetting to change Link's position (savewarping) is allowed
>Dying and continuing to change Link's position (deathwarping) is allowed
>Time ends at the start of the Ganon death cutscene
>Clarification:
>Since there is such a gray area in defining what is or is not a "glitch" in this game, a group of OoT players voted to define a set of rules that they would all abide by. It is important that all players use the same rules, since it allows them to compare times with each other. These rules are not perfect, but they are the current standard
>Allowed Techniques:
>Power Crouch Stabbing
>Roll invincibility
>Jumpslashing in mid>air for more distance
>Shield dropping
>Using broken deku stick
>Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
>Damage boosting
>Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
>Damage Buffering
>Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
>Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
>Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
>Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
>Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
>Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
>Opening flaming treasure chests
>>344362258
During the last two days they always start getting "anonymous" donations that are like 1-5k apiece
>>344362427
play tf2 mm comp
this game had some great music, thank you koji kondo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHeVN2oquds
>>344362356
wtf is Fakku. Don't they sell hentai posters or something?
>>344362670
>saggy tits
>bulge belly
>no thigh gap
>bowling shoes
>0/10 fashion
>awkward posture
meh. for /v/ shes probably golden but ill take a hard pass
>>344362191
Whats up with speedrunning and trannies?
hello there welcome to my glitchless run *clips through bridge*
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""glitchless""""""""""""""""""""""""*****
>>344362475
>he doesnt edge for hours, basking in the plateau that precedes orgasm
>>344362646
Someone usually matches at the last minute and the total like doubles
>>344362658
>LITERALLY DEADNAMING
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>344362753
Speaking of, what's the word on him getting kicked out? I'd check the MHC page every time DSS streamed to see when he was kicked out, and was a bit surprised they actually did.
Fill a nigga in.
FRAME
PERFECT
>glitchless 4 hour run
Is that only so they can get the 40k
>>344362742
wtf is her face even real
NEW LUMINES RELEASING JULY 19TH
FOR MOBILE
WHY GLITCHLESS
WHO WANTS THIS SHIT
SUMMER GAMES DONE FUCKING SLOW
god I hate zelda loving normies
>>344362801
>OOT
>20fps
Anon, rounding up from 14 isn't very precise.
OoT Link had a hard life
How the fuck is this glitchless?
>It's impossible to define what a glitch is
But bullshit. Anything not intended by the developers is basically a fucking glitch. I'm not mad that they're glitching, but don't call it a glitch free run.
"""""""glitchless"""""""
>>344362402Yes
>>344362367
Last we saw of him he left.
>>344362646
Is this your first GDQ? It always accelerates towards the end like crazy.Most of the donations are going to be fake btw
>>344362682
id prefer this over the normal one though even if it seems xbox original huge
>>344362874
So that would be three frames if it was running at an acceptable framerate.
>>344362837
You shut your whore mouth.
nice lets play
>impossible to define what is a glitch and what isn't
No it isn't you stupid faggots
lmao
FOUR HOURS
>>344362804
the only technique i'd say is a glitch in that list is Power Crouch Stabbing. the rest are unintended uses of in game mechanics
CHOKING 5 MINS IN
SHUT IT DOWN
I'm not sticking around for Zelda, even if this guy is apparently good. I just hope I get up for Trauma Center, that at least interests me.
>you now remember this awful "speedrun"
>>344362836
Seriously fuck off back to Facebook normalfag.
>>344362906
read the pastebin and you'll see its not that obvious
>>344362987
try doing it then faggot
nice fucking lets play, i played this shit better as a kid
EVERYONE, LISTEN.
To all you guys who don't want to watch this, we should all band up and perform a wrong warp to the end of the speed run. We just need gohma larva, a bottle, and a flaming stick.
Who's gonna help me pull it off?
>>344362753
Basically this.
>@narcissawright is in chat
I can't believe this faggot is watching this. Wonder if he'll kill himself after knowing what a shell of his former self he is. Either that or retreat to his hug box.
this guy fucking sucks
>>344362780
Theyve already been escorted off the premises.
>>344362987
actually it literally is, and that's why glitchless is a garbage category
>>344362753
dont forget that yoshi emulator cartridge shit he was pushin
thats cheetahmen tier shit
>>344362753
Dont forgot he goes on about being a weeb and talking about normies whilst fawning over some girl he met last agdq.
Had his chat spam "3D IS OKAY TOO" to cover up the people giving him shit in chat. pathetic motherfucker
Already fucked up.
No world record here.
>>344362970
please stop
>>344362804
>Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
What the hell, these are clearly glitches. Also, skipping Navi's text in the tree by jumping on the chest is too. By any definition of the word.
Why the hell didn't they just call this "No major glitches?"
wow nice choking here.
>>344362792
It was definitely joden beating his shit in 2 months when he thought this was unbeatable format least a year plus.
Then again he always painted his nails
>glitchless
>they use a bunch of glitches, use the FAQ you don't know how to find to know which glitches aren't allowed
why
>>344363069
Has there been a WR at this event yet?
>>344363067
>whilst
Bruh.
3 hours 45 minutes off glitchless OoT.
>glitch
>less
>OoT
>3 hours
>45 minutes
Also hey, type WinWaker in chat right now. They appear to be banning everyone who writes that. Because i guess Cosmo can't even in to his own emote anymore.
>glitchless
these dumb niggas
>runnerguy can beat the game blindfolded
>this guy can't even beat the game without glitches
>>344362836
I know this is bait but they are the reason a lot of porn is gone from the panda.
Also
>Runner fucked up the 3 deku quickbounce
>>344362753
is this you big jon
>glitchless
>using glitches to progress
>still 4 hours
You had one job
>>344363091
navi not bohering you while you pull out your weapon is an intended mechanic
>>344363024
No I don't
But now you remember THAT Crash 2 run
>>344363032
did the developer intend this to happen?
>yes
Not a glitch
>no
A glitch
>>344363027
"glitchless" ok dood
>>344363042
Nice angsty edge there anon.
Let's be honest. Mario Maker was the best run of the event.too bad it's not a real run
>>344362865
Bertin came around and basically said Trihex has been ignoring him and the MHC after they roasted his ass hard for, yup, being a fake. So they decided to bite the bullet and remove him from the Twitch team.
Im honestly thinking of not going to sleep and watching as much as i can till i passout, good idea /v/?
is this considered glitchless?
>>344363176
Thanks.
Who else beat OOT in SSBB?
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""glitchless"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>344363117
It's pretty easy to understand what they're talking about. No OOB, no wrongwarp, no sequence breaks. Shit like that.
""""""""""""GLITCHLESS""""""""""""
why can't we have 100% glitched
>>344363117
All the categories are arbitrary
>>344363180
>not Jak and Daxter
>Glitchless
>Using ESS all over the place
That's obviously a glitch
>>344363180
Jak and Daxter was the best, though.
Even Tropical Dong was better than Mario Maker.
>>344363205
if you want to spend all of that on this run only go ahead
HOW IS THIS GLITCHLESS
HOW IS WRONG WARP NOT A GLITCH
>>344363119
>tfw didnt notice i typed that and was confused about your reply
>>344362785
>>344362860
Cosmo isnt dead what are you talknig about
>>344363205
don't you have a job anon?
>>344362028
5'7"
>>344363159
No, Big Jon is dead
>>344362804
what's the point if the rules list has to be that long? may as well just run 100% with the glitches.
>>344363162
be glad its not glicthless 100%
>>344363180
Pepsiman was better than that "run"
>>344363180
Im sure you mean jak right?
glitch =/= exploit
"glitchless"
>>344363241
they passed over zfg1 for this shit
>>344363189
Is it recorded? Last thing I listened to was that Skype call, probably the one you're referring to.
It's about fucking time. What a wash-up.
>>344363169
except backhopping isnt a glitch despite not being intended. That doesnt work.
that was an objective glitch, there isn't even a debate there he even said that wasnt as intended
>nearly four hours of a mediocre game
To hell with it, I'm going to bed early so I can see the early stuff tomorrow.
>>344363275
Glitchless is a meme category that means nothing.
>>344363252
TF and MM were on the same level.
>>344363252
Mario Maker was incredibly fun, watching them learn the levels on the fly was great
>>344363180
How does it feel being wrong?
>>344362284
>tfw jerked off during Pepsiman run
>tfw came at time
>>344363284
I do, but i dont work saturday or sunday, and its 4:31am already
>>344363027
It is fucking obvious, anything that exploits the game mechanics that is in no way intended is glitching. The developers specifically designed the game to be completed in a certain way.
IF YOU'RE BUTTHURT ABOUT THIS RUN HAVING GLITCHES WATCH THIS
https://twitch tv/runnerguy2489/v/75826412
https://twitch tv/runnerguy2489/v/75826412its as boring as you'd you expect
If the only glitches that aren't allowed are warps why don't they call it warpless run?
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
glitchless
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>344363385
what was your time?
This chick is trying to hard to be sexy
>>344363385
Try using Pepsi as lube
what if someone donated a ridiculous amount of money and included the name 'cosmo' in their message?
WHO ANNOUNCER NOW?!
>donating because its zelda
no wonder why they accepted it. 3:45:00 is plenty of time to have donations
Another anonymous 1000 dollar donation? Oh boy, I wonder why he wouldn't want to give his/her name out...
>12 hours to get $300.000
I hope they don't make it.
>>344363361
That doesn't belong at a speedrun event. Go make a lets play with pewdiepie on youtube if that's what you're looking for.
>two $1000 donations
Anon is really pulling through!
>>344363238
>No OOB, WW, SB category
That's a much more descriptive name. But I guess it's getting really wordy, so whatev. Just wish he could've given more details on what's allowed/banned in the stream, instead of pointing us to an online FAQ.
>>344358948
>glitchless
>uses deku stick glitch
C'mon.
oh fug
dem $1000 Anonymous donations, yep that auto-donating bots are at it again.
>>344363332
If it is, I don't have a link to it, sorry.
That 4 player 100% majora's mask last year was really enjoyable. will this be shit?
>>344363067
>fawning over some girl he met last agdq.
>"girl"
breh everyone knows noir is a dude in drag
>3600 second ban for saying cosmo
jesus christ the trannies really got them by the balls dont they
>>344363275
Real OOT(ZFG, runnerguy, etc) speedrunners say glitchless is a meme category.
They use glitches all the time.
>>344363315
Glitch = Exploit.
Bug != Glitch.
>>344363248
>>344363252
>>344363312
>jak and daxter
>haha memes are so epic, lol the cutscene is japanese JUST LIKE ANIME LOL
Worse than battleblock theater last year.
People need to grab a fucking dictionary and read the definition of glitch
>bans for WinWaker
its not like everyone knows cosmo is a freak now
cool story
>Normal female reading donations
Who is she and how much do I need to donate to have her kill that hambeast Edobean?
>>344363489
I thought he wandered somewhere else
>>344363275
he didnt do a wrong warp you retard
it was a joke
fuck /v/ is dumb
>>344363449
they wouldn't read it
>>344363453
It's the choke girl. Her voice is good but she can't even say a website right.
>>344363442
Nah, she's waaaay less annoying than Edofat.
Doesn't butt in on runs either.
>>344363515
That just makes it worse.
>>344363514
>oot
of course it will
>>344363549
Its mind does.
a 4 hour speedrun isn't the problem because only casuals don't like long speedruns. the problem is the category 'glitchless' which is so arbitrarily defined
>>344363120
KEK was worth it
>>344363489
Who dat?
>>344363547
>screaming "Hey! Listen!"
>Normal
They had to turn the mic down
>>344363493
Why do they always rig it at the end? AGDQ was the same shit
>>344363561
are we /v/
>using his phone as a metronome
>>344363547
A-anon
>>344361608
Bad news anon
>>344363471
Isn't tomorrow the last day?
If you're gonna transition, at least learn how to sit like a fucking woman.
>>344363489
>G-guys remember when I used to speedrun.
>glitchless any%
Literally the worst kind of run. It isn't interesting to watch like any%, and it isn't comfy to watch like 100% runs.
>>344363613
>that instant ban
What happened to runnerguy?
>>344363613
holy fuck a permban for that???
jesus christ fuck that chat
>>344363631
Literally me
>>344361828
>>344361047
Pls respond
>>344363521
>>344363541
Um, excuse me, it would be problematic for people to talk about anything that may make people viewing the stream feel bad... Imagine if they deadnamed Narcissa, it would be so toxic.
It's better to provoke people into acting like assholes in new, creative ways and build antagonism between you and them by making sure they're censored. Surely this won't incite people to hate you even more.
Safe space excelsior! :)
Rest in broken little pieces Plaid.
I commiserate with the made up soap opera we starred you in.
>>344363687
>kinder
not even once
>>344363345
How is back hopping not intended?
>>344363613
Explain.
>using a phone
""""""glitchless""""""
>>344363717
that isn't his twitter account, it's a fake. his is like drewsomethingsomething
>>344363687
Oh, fuck. I need to stock up then.
>>344363473
> That doesn't belong at a speedrun event.
They are literally trying to beat a game quick. Why do you hate fun anon?
>>344363613
Sure it was "Kinggamer19"
Nice handle, fag
>>344363709
>. It isn't interesting to watch like any%,
any% is the least interesting run ever
it has like 2 glitches
>>344363613
twitch was a mistake
>>344363613
Permanent ban for using a built in twitch emote
jesus christ humanity is doomed
>all these hours run one after another
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>344363717
He realized minesweeper is essentially solo bingo blackout without the bingo.
>>344363717
found dead with a knitting needle in his back
>>344363740
Is this what it feels like to be triggered?
>>344363717
He's @DrewEIT on twitter. Still plays, does lots of bingo.
>4 hour speed run
>>344363728
>she
>>344363534
For all I know glitch is a unintended behavior that will not impact the game in a way that makes it unplayable.
Bugs are literally errors that may result in abnormal behavior making it even freeze or make it unplayable correctly.
>>344363798
Actually, they removed the emote.
>>344363829
at least it isn't wind waker desu
>>344363759
WinWaker is a global emote of Cosmo's face, you know, before "he" went batshit insane.
why the fuck they won't list what games are going to be played at block X
>>344363764
no, thats his twitter account.
>>344363717
Still running every now and then and playing zelda bingo.
>>344363613
Why are people getting banned for that? I don't know dank Twitch memes.
Does it have something to do with Cosmo?
>GLITCHLESS
>HERE I DO A GLITCH THAT LETS ME SKIP OWL
>>344363798
Its no longer a twitch emote, they removed because its no longer who he is or something
nice glitchless run dude
>>344363728
she is_____me :)______
how the fuck is that not a glitch
>glitchless
>still uses glitches
>>344363798
>something happened in a stream's twitch chat
>humanity is doomed
>>344363798
Not built in anymore. It triggered poor old Narcissistica.
that was a hoot
>>344363728
Her name's right on the card.
> G L I T C H L E S S
G L I T C H E D
How the fuck was skipping the owl like that "glitchless"?
when is the glitchless non-tool-assisted run?
>>344363829
It would be more interesting if it weren't being run by a complete shitter.
ZFG, the guy who is currently dominating the 100% category, would already be way ahead right now.
Isn't that a glitch?
How was that not a glitch
>glitchless any%
is this a typo the whole run is glitches dumb cunts lmao
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""glitch
less"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>serious time
>i need a metronome
fucking cringeworthy shit lmao
can someone explain the meme to me on how he can do this glitch but its supposed to be glitchless?
>>344363613
Thats not what got you banned though. If it was then it would have immediately removed and then showed the message, but since it wasn't removed it didn't even go through in the first place.
Nice try fag.
>>344361854
what a depressing trainwreck of a person. these people need SSRIs and CBT, not estrogen.
>glitchless
>uses glitches
>>344363613
>instant perma ban
Jesus christ almighty
>glitchless
>uses glitch
hmmmmmmmmmm
On a scale of 1-10 how much autism was that
>>344363857
>removing all traces of cosmowright
they can try
that was some sick execution though
Glitchless??????????
Oh come on that's a fucking glitch
>>344363727
Nevermind. Google is a friend and holy fucking shit.
>uses a glitch
"""""glitchless"""""
Yetee better make some """""glitchless""""" shirts next year
>>344363931
I find it funny that Cosmo unironically thought Narcissa was a good name.
>glitchless run
>he uses ton of glitch to skip things
I know other people are saying this, but how is this glitchless??
this is the dumbest fucking category ever
>>344363901
fug nevermind
>Glitchless any%
>Uses tons of glitches
>Tool-assisted through using a metronome
literally retarded
how many people are going to still be in that room 3 hours from now?
>>344363857
>>344363916
Well that just makes even less sense
They go by a 3 strikes you're out rule.
>First Strike
10 minutes
>Second Strike
Some hours
>Third Strike
Perma ban.
Say what you want
but whether this was a glitch or not it's really impressive
its like 10 frame perfect inputs(no meme here) back to baclk
>>344363941
That's what you would think, but I looked her up on twitch and PGK is a lot fatter+uglier. Name hair color but that's about it. Also they're both white. But clearly this chick isn't PGK.
What was the WinWaker emote?
>skipping Kaepora
>""""""""GLITCHLESS"""""""
>>344363728
>she
:^)
I agree with the sentiment "The categories are arbitrary" in general.
But holy fuck these guys are pushing it, they're somehow interpreting glitchless to mean "Glitch-light" i.e. "Few glitches." Why not just call this shit No major glitches.
>>344363948
Impossible because all of these runners are tools.
The Pikmin runner isn't really a tranny, right? R-right...?
>>344363974
did someone photoshop those hips
JUST CALL IT FUCKING WARPLESS
GOD DAMN
>>344364067
It's a picture of Cosmo before his transition
>this is considered a glitchless run
Reminds me of that "100%" Chrono Trigger run last year where they skipped nearly every boss.
>get red rupees for getting on the bridge's chains
You learn something new everyday.
>glitchless
Most retarded run of the event
>>344364052
Which vod are you watching during OoT?
I'm watchin necrodancer
>glitchless run
>hehe well this specific glitch is allowed because I say so :)
>>344364067
Dendi
>Glitchless
>all the categories are arbitrary
She was right. Why didn't you listen?
>>344364051
as much as I dont like reddit, im sure they have something about it, also the twitch blog go read it up
>>344364030
It's not. Glitchless is a meme category, and in any game where it's utilized you can guarantee that what it actually means is "no glitches that we don't agree to use."
A better name for it is usually warpless, but sometimes other glitches are banned arbitrarily as well.
Glitchless should not be ran.
>>344364052
I have like 10 twitch accounts just to keep up with my rampant shitposting
I don't understand /v/
you hate trannies but love cosmo? idgi
>>344363969
he explained at beginning, the category is very janky, he isn't skipping dungeons and doing a more straight forward approach.
>>344364085
Glitches and tricks are not the same thing. Swapping your items out really fast isn't a glitch. Neither is using a jump slash to reach an area that casuals wouldn't know about.
>>344364113
surprised he hasnt asked for it to be removed from twitch
>>344364054
>frame perfect
as in they are one frame windows of button presses
or pressing the button with a buffer? serious question
i'm comparing this to one frame links in sf4
>glitchless
>skip owl with glith
Is anyone keeping track of the amount of glitches that they do?
>>344364024
Mental illness is a hell of a drug
>>344363953
That shitter is 11 seconds behind the record. The deku tree choke was pretty dumb but he's not bad.
Exploits are not glitches
>>344364164
>tfw no female link in breath of the wild
So how is this different than no RBA/WW?
>GLITCHLESS
>L
>I
>T
>C
>H
>L
>E
>S
>S
>>344364067
Danil Ishutin, a professional Dota 2 mid-lane player for Natus Vincere from Lviv, Ukraine.
Why didn't they do a bingo run instead of this shit?
>They promoted the glitchless run for casuals to see the game run normally
>They use allot of hard glitches
>>344364052
i have 2 1 hour bans
doesnt really matter anyway cause 100k people in chat at the same time and not 5 minute chat is stupid
>>344364203
>glitchless
>using glitches
just call it any% all dungeons
>>344364186
we don't hate trannies as a concept
we hate most trannies because most of the time they are attention seeker or total whiner.
>>344364186
because some would say cosmo and this other "thing" are two different people, and honestly they are
>>344364146
All the categories are arbitrary
>>344364186
>but love cosmo
Nope
nope
nope
nopenope
>>344364186
cosmo died have some respect faggot
>>344364107
the category is called no item manipulation no wrong warp but they are calling it glitchless for the normies sake
>>344364186
Yeah cosmo, actual cosmo, not the freak mutant that replaced him.
>>344364304
ok, cosmo, we get it
>>344363943
>>344363946
>>344363947
>>344363954
>>344363959
>>344363960
They cant help themselves to glitch.
Just like they cant help themselves to become trannies sooner or later.
By glitchless they probably mean not glitching to Ganon with child link..
>>344362742
>when you high as fuck and your boss asks you to lead the board meeting
>>344364216
He did, its in the process of being removed
>>344364217
no it's literally frame perfect and mashing doesnt work
only input buffering in oot is pause buffering
>not just calling it OOT NMG
the utter fuck
>glitchless
>Still glitches
This is why I don't speed run my favorite game, because I would play it legit, and some asshat would "not glitch" and have a better record.
This should be called "NON WARPING, NON BEATING GAME IN 5 MINUTES".
>"""""""""glitchless"""""""""
>If people that run the """""""""glitchless""""""""" category agree it's not a glitch
They should be the one that got shot up by that BLM comdom
Please recommend some albums to hear for the next 3 hours.
>>344364186
Cosmo is what people refer to when they're talking about the times before he went fucking mental. AKA before Narcissa happened. They are actually two different people.
>>344364174
In that moment, she was euphoric
>>344364186
Cosmo=RIP
only person there now is a emotional freak
>>344364052
I got instantly permabanned from limit break for saying 'fuck reading' when the runner was killing books in terranigma
That's what I get for watching rpg speedruns
>not being perma banned from twitch chat because of previous years shenanigans
>>344363881
>FeelsFuckingBadMan
I got a warning earlier this week for saying "Something A U T I S T I C" and then permabanned earlier this week again for saying "(R)ape Escape" during the Ape Escape run. Stupid gaylord gestapo those faggots are. I remember when Twitch was fun.
>>344364216
it was removed from twitch
>glitchless
?oh but we allow all these glitches hahha
most stupid run of the event
>""""""""""""glitchless """"""""""""
I expected this shit
Every time they pull some arbitrary shit out of their asses because "it was dev intended"
>>344364354
>>344364414
fucking kek
>>344364235
kek what a fag, link is perfection
>>344364414
DondoFace was removed?
>>344364385
Tomorrow is nearly yesterday and everyday is stupid
>>344364462
dont blame me for wanting to strip a girl and leave her in the snow
>>344364348
he couldn't get past the web net in deku tree because its a glitch, but then do the kapora skip thing. I don't understand by what arbitrary rules they process.
>>344364403
>say stupid childish shit
>get banned
WOOOOW
>>344364401
I dont even have a twitch account
ITT we think of great new OoT categories
>No backwalking or rolling
Theyre using the word "Transition" a lot this run.
Wonder why...
>>344364385
Only for non-plebs though
>>344364524
Narcissa was right.
>>344364385
thick as a brick
>>344364442
There was another "Glitchless" run of Amnesia, where they also abused quite a few glitches, including one that made the character literally invulnerable to monster attacks.
Glitchless is a meme category that should be disposed of.
>>344364525
Sure it was childish, but that's the thing. It was childish. Hardly something to get banned over. Besides, it was just banter.
>OoT glitchless
boring shit, see you later
>>344364525
>Not just making multiple accounts
>>344364401
my old account was perma'd a few years ago because i typed 'grill' in chat under some context.
>this
>fucking
>cunt
>HEY LISTEN
pls god stop
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
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$35K for another donation incentive, holy shit.
>>344364523
but boys are objectively better than girls
Im willing to donate her an autism test.
pls stop
>>344364216
Twitch changed something for all the global emotes where they made you sign a contract for some legality or some shit and narcissa wasn't comfortable signing it cause there was some sketch stuff about it. So they had toremoved it.
HAHA NAV'I SO ANNOYING LMAO XD US GAMERS RIGHT?
are they making the girls do that
Allowed Techniques:
-Power Crouch Stabbing
-Roll invincibility
-Jumpslashing in mid-air for more distance
-Shield dropping
-Using broken deku stick
-Rolling from the blue switch in Jabu Jabu's Belly
-Damage boosting
-Getting on top of the falling spike trap in the Shadow Temple
-Damage Buffering
-Placing bombs on lava pits to damage Volvagia
-Skip talking to the owl by switching weapons
-Opening underwater chests while wearing the Iron Boots
-Backflipping onto the falling ceiling in the Forest Temple
-Passing through the back of the door to Darunia's room
-Attacking through a wall, block, or red ice
-Opening flaming treasure chests
Banned Techniques:
-Infinite Sword Glitch
-Megaflip
-Ground jump
-Hoverboost
-Superslide
-Hovering
-Crossing Haunted Wasterland as child
-Rescuing the Carpenters as child
-Going Out of Bounds
-Going through a wall
-Getting the Big Key in the Shadow Temple without Din's fire
-Stepping onto an outer wall of area (e.g. early Shadow Temple)
-Diving with navi, ocarina, bottle, or magic items
-Flame storage
-Reverse Bottle Adventure
-Getting the Gold Scale as a child
-Something except for a sword on B (excluding normal circumstances like riding Epona)
-Changing items into bottles
-Wrong warping and skipping cutscenes (using death, etc.)
-Catching something in a bottle during a cutscene (e.g. early basement in the Forest Temple)
-Using a bottled item to hold down a switch
-Ocarina Items
-Z-slide
-A-slide
-Going through the roof of the Gerudo jail with Hookshot or Longshot
-Getting Zora Tunic without blue fire
-Falling through the green slimy thing with a fairy in Jabu Jabu's Belly
-Skipping the "trials" in Ganon's castle
-Dying while standing on a switch in order to skip pushing a block onto it
-Dying with a fairy to damage boost Link to an otherwise unreachable ledge (e.g. boosting up to the switch in the main room of Dodongo's Cavern)
>>344364265
Justa say DENDI, and he is totaly done in Dota 2. Defeat after defeat since Navi first disband.
fuck these annoying female announcers
new thread when?
new
>>344364627
>>344364571
mirrored controls
REMOVE ANNOUNCER
>>344364214
We already established that they are skipping intended dialogue and events in arguably strange ways - switching your weapon should not end dialogue, that's something that the devs would arguably want to fix to give all players the same experience (which presumably includes those dialogues - or a dialogue skip button which doesn't exist but that's irrelevant.)
Somebody was saying they are ESSing, I didn't observe it, but that's definitely a physics exploit. The devs would want to fix the physics engine to promote a more standard experience (jumps should do X, slashes should do X, combining them should yield a slide = ??? None of the devs designed that into the experience and, if the devs knew how, they would want to fix the movement code to prevent this.)
>Hey! Listen!
>>344364586
I think you mean Narcissa was Wright
>>344364385
Demon Days
if in the middle of the run you somehow fall through the floor unexpectedly is the run invalidated because that was a glitch?
Someone just destroy Edobean
>>344364571
no doors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9dLpmXR0kw
100% 3 pause
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01J-0suWISk
>it's another "the female donation reader impersonates Na'vi" episode
>>344364571
No sword and shield run
Rate this autism
is this yellowkillerbee?
>>344364571
>Over 2 hours%
rules are you have to go as fast as possible under 2 hours. can't go over.
>>344364651
sorry i dont feel like memeing with ya
so when did cosmo become an abomination?
he was always fucked up, seemed inevitable
>So much more meat to bite into
What did he mean by this
>>344364660
This is why I hate Zelda
Games are great but it's like every girls go to for nerd points
>>344364571
no a presses
>>344364592
Like some nigga said above, it should be NMG (no major glitches) like LTTP, also whats with captcha asking for 2 checks now?
>>344364728
9.9/10
Just below /v/
>>344364718
She was reading a donation, autist.
>>344364715
>>344364571
all cows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgRTo5Dc17s
Fuck, missed most of SGDQ.
Any notable cringe so far?
>>344364737
*can't go under
>>344364752
After JOHN FUCKING NUBMERS
>>344364757
That and super fucking monkeyball /wirsts
>>344364664
>Techniques
>Glitches
>>344364664
did they just make up a category cause they cant beat zfg?
HEY, LISTEN
>>344364808
>Implying that makes it any less grating or cringe
These rules are so fucking arbitrary
>>344364808
That does not require one to make a way too high pitched Navi impression.
>>344364691
Clever use of game mechanics =/= glitch. They aren't ESSing.
>>344364304
Arbitrary% run when?
>>344364294
Any% no sequence breaking.
>using death to skip a cutscene isn't allowed
>but doing frame perfect jumps is allowed
This is so fucking stupid
>>344364821
apparently Ty the Tasmanian was pretty uncomfortable to watch
>>344364752
when his record was broke by someone in like a month
>>344364774
Yup. The glitchless category is almost universally useless and should just be called NMG, as you suggested.
>glitchless
>>344364718
>Na'vi
I want James Cameron to leave /v/
Is link the best guy of gaming?
>>344365076
the best gay maybe
>>344364821
Look for the Fallout 3 run, you're going to die from laughter near the end of it. I won't spoil the surprise.
>>344364664
how the fuck is this a category
>>344364385
Ramona
>TETRIS SUCKS :^)
>LE MARIO MAKER ''''''''SPEED RUN'''''''''
>''''''''GLITCHLESS''''''''' xd
you guys go out of your way to shit on fucking everything, do everyone a favour and start your mother's car and close the garage door
>>344364571
>No Using Bomb's in Hyrule Field, Jabbu Jabbu, or Ganon's Castle (Sun Room) %
"""""""""""""glitchless"""""""""""""""""""""""
There's nothing wrong with not wanting to do certain glitches. That's why there's 16 star / 70 star / 120 star in SM64. but don't fucking call your run 'glitchless' if you use glitches.
>>344365317
Somebody wanted a world record that nobody else would bother to break.
>>344364571
Transexual%
Cosmo is kind of shit at it though
>>344365573
Well say there was some glitch where you could directly manipulate the number of stars you have.
The name glitchless is a bit more clear. That wouldn't be allowed.
>>344365845
call it "no star manipulation glitch" then
>>344365946
So if there are two glitches that utterly break the game you'd say "No glitch A no glitch B"?
If there are three you'd say "No glitch A no glitch B no glitch C"
Starting to see the problem?
>>344363613
Does anyone have the GDQ version of that picture with everyone backed up against the wall looking really nervous insisting that GDQ is great while a security camera looms ominously over the scene?
