Now: Trials Fusion w/ our guy Blaze
Next: The Elder Scrolls: Arena
Later: more Bethesda shit
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
TURN IT OFF
I'm pretty hyped up for the "Bethesda shit". One of the best parts of the whole thing, really.
Please post more big titted bimbos
LET'S PLAY
memes
This got accepted... like who fucking wanted this game?
reminder this run is boring but you must admit the tracks are impressive and took a lot of work to create
This abomination has officially made this GDQ the worst.
>>344208646
Why the fuck would they do community maps?
loving this lets play
THIS IS RETARDED
Is this guy a dev of this or something?
I want to watch Todd's game instead.
>reddit is loving this run
fucking hell
never change
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4rrc3l/
>1 hour left
One more hour
>>344208781
This. Bethesda games may be trash, but they're broken as fuck so the speedruns are fun.
>>344208861
Think they're just paying him to do this
BLATANT SHILLING LETSPLAY
can we just mercy kill this run please let it end
IT HURTS
>not even 30m in
fug
>Can only really watch 6-10pm
>Get an hour and a half of this
>>344208646
boring
>>344208884
>lol i posted it again
Read the fucking thread you posted you stupid nigger
Welcome to Summer Games Let's Played 2016
>>344208896
kek, fucking kacho
Todd please save us
>>344208896
>>344208897
Hivemind
HOW IS THIS A SPEEDRUN
HOW
Reminder that we could have had the Battle for Bikini Bottom run in the time Trials has taken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZPlCps9Qoo
when will it transition to being fun again?
Post yfw he goes over estimate
i'm enjoying this, but its definitely not a speedrun. i've never even played this game but i feel like i could do this just barely slower than the runner
So I loved the Jak and Daxter run, maybe because it was so late. It was just FUN. The Klonoa run right after just flatlined imo. Has naything else been FUN?
I swear to god if there's a custom map filled with nothing but crappy memes I'm going to team up with Chibi and the Crash Guy to kill everyone there.
>>344208884
have you actually read any of the comments in that thread
even reddit thinks this is some daft shit
How come when a white guy appears on screen the chat doesn't spam a white guy emote?
>>344208972
tick tock, wagecuck
What, so its not considered a speedrun if the run is over 30 minutes?? Some games are longer than others.
>>344208792
Delivering again
>>344209059
Posted this in the last thread just as it was dying.
I'm fully aware that I'm falling for the shilling, but does anyone have any experience with the editor in this game? I really like powerful editors and this looks pretty neat. It's reminding me a lot of LittleBig Planet.
Also I still don't understand how this got accepted as a speedrun.
>>344209059
>community maps
he could stop now and we will be saved
>THIS SHIT IS OVER AN HOUR LONG
did everyone else take a nap? how can they make a blatant memefest game so boring?
>>344209118
>posting the shoop
All the levels are actually pretty cool but the runner is incredibly fucking boring and isn't presenting the game at all, making the whole run really awkward and not impressive. It can't be helped.
>>344209059
>that explanation of the "techniques"
>>344208884
Who gives a shit what Reddit thinks?
http://www.speedrun.com/run/jy98q2nz
anyone else watching actual speedruns
>>344208989
>>344209072
>>344208667
>>344208751
>>344208731
>>344208723
>>344208763
thanks for the replies
>>344209085
The guy is not even good at the game...
>>344209142
arma series has fantastic editors. I was amazed when the start of the level was in a mercenary base and primary mean of transport was an howitzer fired submarine that you could aim
Will she be making an appearance later?
>>344209180
>All the levels are actually pretty cool
No they're not
zzzzzzzzzzzzz trails is so boring to watch
todd please save us
/v/ - SGDQ DISCORD SERVER
https://discord.gg/DqkVS
I'd rather watch 1,5 hour long JRPG than this.
>POST YFW IT GOES OVER THE ESTIMATE
trials is a cool game to watch every gdq, its a hard game
I can't even watch this because it is so awkward. It's making me uncomfortable.
>>344209112
It's not considered a speedrun if the player isn't actually attempting to play it, ya know, quickly. He's just going through the levels casual style.
>>344209184
>"techniques"
>yeah,... you gotta go up a wall, keep going forward
Where is Owen Wilson when you need him?
This is worse than Ty the tasmanian tiger.
>>344209118
never stop, anon
1 hour and thirty minutes of fucking Trials
Shits literally a Lets Play
>speed run
>the guy is dying multiple times
Somebody end this agony.
>>344209223
oop you got me wew
>>344208972
YAWWWWWWWWWN it feels good being able to do whatever whenever.
>>344208646
Anyone else thinking about buying this after watching?
>>344209257
OF COURSH
STATUE OF LIBERTY
The GDQ staff needs to learn, they do this every god damn year. Every year, they sit down together and say, "How do we include some epic non-speedrunning shit that will woo a broader audience?" Two years ago it was Tetris. Last year it was the Mario Maker "blind relay race", which was at least interesting because there is some speedrunning tech. in Mario Maker.
How, how, how did they think this was a good idea.
There could have been a GOOD SPEEDRUN instead of this, even just a speedrun.
HE SHOULDVE FUCKING SPEEDRUN TRIALS HD
>>344209112
It's not that.
These guys are just playing through the top 100 community maps.
If they were playing through the main game there would be less complaints. This run is just full on arbitrary bullshit.
THIS IS A FUCKING ADVERTISEMENT
>dead silence
>>344209342
The dirt bike can only go a certain speed. He's playing it as quickly as possible.
On the bright side, I'm getting tons of great reaction images from this run.
Oh fuck, we're not even thirty minutes in.
Guy reminds me of somebody.
You guys are fucking retarded.
You'd rather watch some 20 year old 8 bit crap game full of glitches.This the best run so far.
>All that ResidentSleeper in the chat
This is like a very slow trainwreck
why are we even watching this
>>344209403
Gas all NEET scum.
time to go play some sonic while this shitshow of trails is going on
>>344209404
I now regret my interest
>this run
>these runners
>that donation message
>that announcer
>>344209418
>this time they had Tetris, this Trials shit, and Mario Maker again tomorrow
END IT ALL
I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS
GIMME AN EASILY EMULATEABLE VIDYA
Tetris wasn't a speedrun you autistics why does it matter sometimes they just show skill exhibitions and this guy looks crazy good at the game
DS3 WAS REJECTED FOR THIS
>DS3 WAS REJECTED FOR THIS
DS3 WAS REJECTED FOR THIS
>DS3 WAS REJECTED FOR THIS
>>344209530
>>344209487
literally this
>>344209578
super castlevania 4
>>344209418
They probably don't review the runs thwy get sent. They just read "community made custom references lmao people will love it" and they just put it in because of it.
>>344209530
/v/ hates every game. its best to ignore them.
>>344209578
Final Fantasy 5
>>344209541
stay mad cuck
JUST END THIS SHIT
>>344209578
mega man
Did they change the schedule? I made a sticky note of a few of the games I wanted to see and I was just double checking what was going on and many of the ones I saved are now wrong.
everyone post ResidentSleeper in the chat
>>344209541
Surprised you can write with your jew boss's dick in your mouth wagecuck.
>5 more hours of this bullshit
>>344209595
NUDOOM, HALO 5, AND BLOODBOURNE WAS REJECTED FOR THIS
>>344209578
Ninja Gaiden
He's wearing a Trials shirt
Is this a shill job?
This run could not be anymore boring.
What does Caveman think of all this?
https://my.mixtape.moe/luleyo.webm
>>344209546
Yeah this actually interested me too. Steam reviews are absolute shit for this game, so I guess I'll forget it then.
What the fuck is this game and why is it being played?
>LITERALLY A HAPPY WHEELS SPEEDRUN
You are literally just playing through meme community maps, not even slightly challenging ones.
((((Who)))) greenlit this?
>that tetris player who brought up Tatsunoko vs Capcom
Y'know, that sounds fun right about now, I think I'll go play that.
see ya fellas.
>>344209682
Tetris went an hour longer than it was supposed to.
>>344209583
the scoreboard is all about time idiot. The entire game is based around completing it fast. Tetris is a speedrun, the basicest purest kind
>>344209715
>>344209715
>>344209715
>>344209715
>Ubisoft
Do you really need to ask?
>>344209234
Only 4 hours a day. That's slavery, anon. Free yourself.
>>344209741
Never forget
>run ends
>"And now, an interview with THEBLAZEJP"
I get it, the levels are really impressive to make and so on, but how is this a speedrun?
maybe if they explained more about the levels and what went in to making them, but no
boring
OH WOW THIS IS VERY INTERESTING WWI AND WW2 THEMED THANK YOU
Anybody else think the chat is being a bunch of edgy racists when they spam TriHard whenever a black guy appears on screen? I mean, a brother can't help being black, he doesn't deserve to be made fun of by a bunch of edgy Internet NEETs.
I wouldn't mind this 'speedrun' as much if it were only like 10-20 minutes, but no. Some retarded faggot decided it was a good idea to make it an hour and a half. Fuck GDQ.
This would have been a nice 10 or 15 minute showcase.
REPEAT I REPEAT
WE ARE ONLY 1/3 OF THE WAY THROUGH THE RUN
>>344209836
i'm so fucking angry ubisoft made my recent favorite game siege. They don't deserve a game as good as this
WHAT IS THIS SHITTY FUCKING GAME
WHY IS IT AN HOUR LONG RUN
>>344209157
by picking a hodgepodge of levels and "speedrunning" that. Mario maker got away with it because it was a race and the levels were specifically built for gdq. Mostly because it was a race though, so the levels themselves werent the real focus.
This is just literally handpicking some community built levels, with the audience having no connection to them. It's like a guy coming to sgdq and being all like "yeah im running mario 64. But only a few levels of star road and a few other levels of random hacks i found on the internet."
>>344209682
They did, there was an Illusion of Gaia run that took 2h30m earlier on today and it got added to the schedule out of nowhere.
>>344209727
WHAT THE FUCK CAVEMAN
>>344209682
the schedule update constantly after every run to accomodate for run lenghts anf setup times
and do you see those setup blocks in the schedule? they're actually the places where they put runs that need to meet donation incentives
THIS HAS QUITE THE TOUCH OF HUMOR
I AM LAUGHING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW AT THE TOUCHES OF HUMOR
>>344209742
It kinda explains why I haven't heard of this game before.
>>344209848
>>>>>>>>Self-improvement
I'm one but fuck off anon, don't kid yourself
>>344209889
it's cuz they're different, not cuz they're black
![Supaidaman - 01.avi_snapshot_01.11_[2016.07.08_00.01.23].png](https://i.imgur.com/UErKemF.png "Supaidaman - 01.avi_snapshot_01.11_[2016.07.08_00.01.23].png")
Aye fuck this, post what you're watching to pass the ""run""
>>344209960
I'd really prefer if you would be quiet
trials has been to a ton of gdqs even if you don't like it how can you be surprised by what it is like at this point
>>344209889
Yeah right.
I also get angry everytime a white person is on stream and they post Kappa or ResidentSleeper or any other emote with a white face.
Waow, this run is so shit. I've never seen anything like it. Waow.
BEEF SLABTHRUST
I spent the last hour playing TGM3, I got to rank 3.
Why is this Trials shit at GDQ? There's nothing fast or impressive about this.
The fuck, the schedule is over 3 hours late. They couldn't axe this shit?
did i miss two worlds?
So what old runs are ya'll watchin while this shit plays?
Personally watchin DKCR after seeing that DKCTF run.
EVEN PROMPT WAS BETTER TAHN THIS SHIT
>>344209982
ahh ok. Thank you.
>not even doing show off spins/flips on the jumps
i think that's why this is so disappointing, it just looks like some guy who's never played this game before running through some really easy levels
>>344209912
you mean 100 minute showcase right? i mean, everyone in chat would love it, right?
that boat part was kind of cool
>this game has an auto scroller
holy shit
>>344210093
BLAST HARDCHEESE
>>344210060
but they actually played the difficult levels, not le retro ones like here
this is so shit
someone kill me
>1.5 hours of ok speedrunning and shit commentary
>rhythm games were denied for shit like this
why even sign up for streaming infront of 100k people if you barely gonna talk
>actually stopped to watch the shitty cutscene
>>344210164
PUNCH ROCKGROIN
>>344209941
it wouldn't be so bad if he tried to be a bit more informative or entertaining (in a good or bad way). this fails at both aspects, and the couch support doesn't help much either.
>>344210164
SLEDGE TOMBFIST
Nice vine speed tech
>>344210060
speedruns. speedruns of trials. which are boring as well. but they are speed runs. this is a let's play. and a slow one. with bad commentary.
Can someone here donate with the message "delete this"? Thanks.
Went to bed during Klonoa last night. I miss anything good? What the fuck happened with Tetris?
>>344210105
Removed from the schedule.
where the fuck is the humor? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE HUMOR EGGMAN
>tfw right now you know this guy is going through that same conundrum when you tell a friend "hey check out this sick ass song" and then a minute in are like "it gets amazing in a minute" and they never care
This may be the absolute worst speedrun I've ever seen and I really wonder who the fuck accepted this>>>
>instant load after death
>a shitty PC game with no order
>runner just picks random shitty stages he likes to run
>levels aren't even challenging or good are simply "From the community"
>no penalty at all for dying equals no suspense
>for ONE AND A HALF HOURS
>literally no tech in it at all that a normal player doesn't utilize or master in a single play through of the game
>officially endorsed t shirt
I could go on, I mean most PC games are terrible because the runners literally cheat but this is on a whole other planet
>>344210082
has there ever been a better run than o-dog and car keys?
i need the sweet release of death
>>344210209
Not today
>less than an hour of this shit
>people still getting banned for TriHard in the chat
Oh fucking wow
ok you guys gotta admit that vine swinging into the wall was pretty funny
>>344209648
They are supposed to review them, but you're right.
A lot of runners have reported that their runs were apparently not viewed at all by GDQ staff before being rejected, referencing the YouTube views of the videos they submitted. I know Peaches basically got a direct response from GDQ staff that was, "We don't want what you're offering," and that was it.So I don't know why he bothered submitting this time.
They're notorious for not doing proper QA on runs, but I can understand the occasional shitter getting through because it's a bad position to be in. Take a lot of time to review runs and screen runners, actually; but they suck at it, regardless.
Who knows how this disaster happened, you're probably right that it was just, "The audience will love these epic memes!" and blammo.
>when you're doing an exhibition run and the audience is dead
Fuck is with all the "impressed" donators
There have been worse runs; I like this.
How did they manage to make a run less watchable than Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck?
![0768498557[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/g8A9dvy.jpg "0768498557[1].jpg")
MODS ARE ASLEEP POST NETORARE
>>344210284
only this time, it lasts 90 fucking minutes
Has there been any audience noise/applause at all?
>>344210416
is this real
>tfw this run makes me think of all the valuable time in my life I've wasted playing shit games
>there's another hour of thisI started talking to a girl. I'm 90% sure somebody is getting cucked as a result of this.
Greetings fellow speedrun viewers, I am Rodd Howard, a speedrun viewer like you. Are you excited for the Bethesda™ The Elder Scrolls® Speedrunning block? Perhaps you'll like it so much you'll buy Bethesda's great games, including The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim® Remastered® !
NEXT YEAR
HAPPY WHEELS BY PEWDIEPIE
>>344210209
I dont even have pokemon go
>>344210416
>>344210303
>>344210471
No its manga
>>344210416
Those tits are way toosmall
>>344210209
Nu uh
Hey Guys!
Wow, how about that level editor huh? I love all the features in this game.
>>344210285
No one is donating either - what a surprise
>>344210416
>not posting revenge ntr
>>344210469
for a few donations at the very least
>>344210518
It'd be better than this shit.
>>344210291
No. For me personally it usurped Chibi getting BTFO. I haven't laughed as hard as I did in years.
man FUCK video games
So which Trials game is the best one? Which one should I get?
>>344210209
speaking of which. my screen froze as soon as i got done creating my character and it refuses to go on
>>344210053
The first Kamen Rider series officially coming to the west subbed and not fucked over by Saban.
>your face when this plays at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>344210573
I love this.
*yawn* 2bh
>>344210469
i heard a strange laugh when rayman slapped against the wall but all it did was make me sad that it wasnt even close to blueglass' angelic voice.
>>344210474
Its for the best, anon. You need to cut girls out of your life and accept that your mind prison is yours alone.
Also, watch this guy go over estimate.
>>344210063
Surprisingly, they actually don't do that when a white person appears on screen though. Truly ignorant but edgy and retarded people online aren't they?
someone explain this pam shitalso do you think they are just making up donations at this point?
>>344210623
Evo Gold
>>344209257
CHAOSH ISH A LADDA
What is with all these games that clearly aren't speed runs? Fuck SQDG
>it took 70 to 80 hours to make this volcano map
>it's the only map they've shown that's been somewhat interesting
>it's mildly interesting at that
Actually playing this game literally takes no skill at all.
>>344209418
whats this dude's name? always saw him in the background of runs but never saw him run anything
does he even attend these events anymore?
>>344210623
Evolution. HD is great as well. The earlier ones are also fun but it's a different sort of feel.
this shit should've been played overnight to help people sleep
>>344210573
Now that's a man's man. Also a woman's man's man.
Why the fuck was this given a hour and a fucking half.
MAKE THIS SHIT END
>>344210416
sadpanda link please?
>>344210391
I think they're being sarcastic.
At least I hope they are.
>>344210663
>go over estimate
>>344210507
Maybe it's due to the lack of sleep, but Toddposting is hilarious to me.
>>344210050
Nah, I'm pretty sure the black people at SGDQ are bunch of Uncle Toms so they are no different here. But at least they fuck white women.
>>344210745
then why aren't you there playing it in front of 100,000 people?
So did those Jak and Daxter guys get banned
>>344210776
$$$
I DON'T REALLY LIKE THIS VIDEO GAME
>speed run
>they're just playing the game well
zzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZz
Death take me now.
I'm ready.
>>344210745
because he's playing easy levels
>>344210391
Almost all of the donations are faked.
Donate with a message about enjoying this Let's Play
>Donate with a message about enjoying this Let's Play
Donate with a message about enjoying this Let's Play
>Donate with a message about enjoying this Let's Play
>TES Block pushed back by almost 2 hours
Somone explain this fucking bullshit.
Some of these levels look astonishing.
While we wait, have some Manga.
This is a manga called Murcielago. It's about serial killers and lesbians. It features all dem anime tiddies I know you kids like.
You could read it in the time it takes for the next run to start.
>>344210850
>well
