SGDQ 2016 - There was an attempt
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Now: Trials Fusion w/ our guy Blaze
Next: The Elder Scrolls: Arena
Later: more Bethesda shit
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
TURN IT OFF
I'm pretty hyped up for the "Bethesda shit". One of the best parts of the whole thing, really.
Please post more big titted bimbos
LET'S PLAY
memes
This got accepted... like who fucking wanted this game?
reminder this run is boring but you must admit the tracks are impressive and took a lot of work to create
This abomination has officially made this GDQ the worst.
>>344208646
Why the fuck would they do community maps?
loving this lets play
THIS IS RETARDED
Is this guy a dev of this or something?
I want to watch Todd's game instead.
>reddit is loving this run
fucking hell
never change
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4rrc3l/
>1 hour left
One more hour
>>344208781
This. Bethesda games may be trash, but they're broken as fuck so the speedruns are fun.
>>344208861
Think they're just paying him to do this
BLATANT SHILLING LETSPLAY
can we just mercy kill this run please let it end
IT HURTS
>not even 30m in
fug
>Can only really watch 6-10pm
>Get an hour and a half of this
>>344208646
boring
>>344208884
>lol i posted it again
Read the fucking thread you posted you stupid nigger
Welcome to Summer Games Let's Played 2016
>>344208896
kek, fucking kacho
Todd please save us
>>344208896
>>344208897
Hivemind
HOW IS THIS A SPEEDRUN
HOW
Reminder that we could have had the Battle for Bikini Bottom run in the time Trials has taken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZPlCps9Qoo
when will it transition to being fun again?
Post yfw he goes over estimate
i'm enjoying this, but its definitely not a speedrun. i've never even played this game but i feel like i could do this just barely slower than the runner
So I loved the Jak and Daxter run, maybe because it was so late. It was just FUN. The Klonoa run right after just flatlined imo. Has naything else been FUN?
I swear to god if there's a custom map filled with nothing but crappy memes I'm going to team up with Chibi and the Crash Guy to kill everyone there.
>>344208884
have you actually read any of the comments in that thread
even reddit thinks this is some daft shit
How come when a white guy appears on screen the chat doesn't spam a white guy emote?
>>344208972
tick tock, wagecuck
What, so its not considered a speedrun if the run is over 30 minutes?? Some games are longer than others.
>>344208792
Delivering again
Posted this in the last thread just as it was dying.
I'm fully aware that I'm falling for the shilling, but does anyone have any experience with the editor in this game? I really like powerful editors and this looks pretty neat. It's reminding me a lot of LittleBig Planet.
Also I still don't understand how this got accepted as a speedrun.
>>344209059
>community maps
he could stop now and we will be saved
>THIS SHIT IS OVER AN HOUR LONG
did everyone else take a nap? how can they make a blatant memefest game so boring?
>>344209118
>posting the shoop
All the levels are actually pretty cool but the runner is incredibly fucking boring and isn't presenting the game at all, making the whole run really awkward and not impressive. It can't be helped.
>that explanation of the "techniques"
>>344208884
Who gives a shit what Reddit thinks?
http://www.speedrun.com/run/jy98q2nz
anyone else watching actual speedruns
>>344208989
>>344209072
>>344208667
>>344208751
>>344208731
>>344208723
>>344208763
thanks for the replies
The guy is not even good at the game...
>>344209142
arma series has fantastic editors. I was amazed when the start of the level was in a mercenary base and primary mean of transport was an howitzer fired submarine that you could aim
Will she be making an appearance later?
>>344209180
>All the levels are actually pretty cool
No they're not
zzzzzzzzzzzzz trails is so boring to watch
todd please save us
/v/ - SGDQ DISCORD SERVER
https://discord.gg/DqkVS
I'd rather watch 1,5 hour long JRPG than this.
>POST YFW IT GOES OVER THE ESTIMATE
trials is a cool game to watch every gdq, its a hard game
I can't even watch this because it is so awkward. It's making me uncomfortable.
>>344209112
It's not considered a speedrun if the player isn't actually attempting to play it, ya know, quickly. He's just going through the levels casual style.
>>344209184
>"techniques"
>yeah,... you gotta go up a wall, keep going forward
Where is Owen Wilson when you need him?
This is worse than Ty the tasmanian tiger.
>>344209118
never stop, anon
1 hour and thirty minutes of fucking Trials
Shits literally a Lets Play
>speed run
>the guy is dying multiple times
Somebody end this agony.
>>344209223
oop you got me wew
>>344208972
YAWWWWWWWWWN it feels good being able to do whatever whenever.
>>344208646
Anyone else thinking about buying this after watching?
>>344209257
OF COURSH
STATUE OF LIBERTY
The GDQ staff needs to learn, they do this every god damn year. Every year, they sit down together and say, "How do we include some epic non-speedrunning shit that will woo a broader audience?" Two years ago it was Tetris. Last year it was the Mario Maker "blind relay race", which was at least interesting because there is some speedrunning tech. in Mario Maker.
How, how, how did they think this was a good idea.
There could have been a GOOD SPEEDRUN instead of this, even just a speedrun.
HE SHOULDVE FUCKING SPEEDRUN TRIALS HD
>>344209112
It's not that.
These guys are just playing through the top 100 community maps.
If they were playing through the main game there would be less complaints. This run is just full on arbitrary bullshit.
THIS IS A FUCKING ADVERTISEMENT
>dead silence
>>344209342
The dirt bike can only go a certain speed. He's playing it as quickly as possible.
On the bright side, I'm getting tons of great reaction images from this run.
Oh fuck, we're not even thirty minutes in.
Guy reminds me of somebody.
You guys are fucking retarded.
You'd rather watch some 20 year old 8 bit crap game full of glitches.This the best run so far.
>All that ResidentSleeper in the chat
This is like a very slow trainwreck
why are we even watching this
>>344209403
Gas all NEET scum.
time to go play some sonic while this shitshow of trails is going on
>>344209404
I now regret my interest
>this run
>these runners
>that donation message
>that announcer
>>344209418
>this time they had Tetris, this Trials shit, and Mario Maker again tomorrow
END IT ALL
I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS
GIMME AN EASILY EMULATEABLE VIDYA
Tetris wasn't a speedrun you autistics why does it matter sometimes they just show skill exhibitions and this guy looks crazy good at the game
DS3 WAS REJECTED FOR THIS
>DS3 WAS REJECTED FOR THIS
DS3 WAS REJECTED FOR THIS
>DS3 WAS REJECTED FOR THIS
>>344209487
literally this
>>344209578
super castlevania 4
>>344209418
They probably don't review the runs thwy get sent. They just read "community made custom references lmao people will love it" and they just put it in because of it.
>>344209530
/v/ hates every game. its best to ignore them.
>>344209578
Final Fantasy 5
>>344209541
stay mad cuck
JUST END THIS SHIT
>>344209578
mega man
Did they change the schedule? I made a sticky note of a few of the games I wanted to see and I was just double checking what was going on and many of the ones I saved are now wrong.
everyone post ResidentSleeper in the chat
>>344209541
Surprised you can write with your jew boss's dick in your mouth wagecuck.
>5 more hours of this bullshit
>>344209595
NUDOOM, HALO 5, AND BLOODBOURNE WAS REJECTED FOR THIS
>>344209578
Ninja Gaiden
He's wearing a Trials shirt
Is this a shill job?
This run could not be anymore boring.
What does Caveman think of all this?
https://my.mixtape.moe/luleyo.webm
>>344209546
Yeah this actually interested me too. Steam reviews are absolute shit for this game, so I guess I'll forget it then.
What the fuck is this game and why is it being played?
>LITERALLY A HAPPY WHEELS SPEEDRUN
You are literally just playing through meme community maps, not even slightly challenging ones.
((((Who)))) greenlit this?
>that tetris player who brought up Tatsunoko vs Capcom
Y'know, that sounds fun right about now, I think I'll go play that.
see ya fellas.
>>344209682
Tetris went an hour longer than it was supposed to.
>>344209583
the scoreboard is all about time idiot. The entire game is based around completing it fast. Tetris is a speedrun, the basicest purest kind
>>344209715
>>344209715
>Ubisoft
Do you really need to ask?
>>344209234
Only 4 hours a day. That's slavery, anon. Free yourself.
>>344209741
Never forget
>run ends
>"And now, an interview with THEBLAZEJP"
I get it, the levels are really impressive to make and so on, but how is this a speedrun?
maybe if they explained more about the levels and what went in to making them, but no
boring
OH WOW THIS IS VERY INTERESTING WWI AND WW2 THEMED THANK YOU
Anybody else think the chat is being a bunch of edgy racists when they spam TriHard whenever a black guy appears on screen? I mean, a brother can't help being black, he doesn't deserve to be made fun of by a bunch of edgy Internet NEETs.
I wouldn't mind this 'speedrun' as much if it were only like 10-20 minutes, but no. Some retarded faggot decided it was a good idea to make it an hour and a half. Fuck GDQ.
This would have been a nice 10 or 15 minute showcase.
REPEAT I REPEAT
WE ARE ONLY 1/3 OF THE WAY THROUGH THE RUN
>>344209836
i'm so fucking angry ubisoft made my recent favorite game siege. They don't deserve a game as good as this
WHAT IS THIS SHITTY FUCKING GAME
WHY IS IT AN HOUR LONG RUN
>>344209157
by picking a hodgepodge of levels and "speedrunning" that. Mario maker got away with it because it was a race and the levels were specifically built for gdq. Mostly because it was a race though, so the levels themselves werent the real focus.
This is just literally handpicking some community built levels, with the audience having no connection to them. It's like a guy coming to sgdq and being all like "yeah im running mario 64. But only a few levels of star road and a few other levels of random hacks i found on the internet."
>>344209682
They did, there was an Illusion of Gaia run that took 2h30m earlier on today and it got added to the schedule out of nowhere.
>>344209727
WHAT THE FUCK CAVEMAN
>>344209682
the schedule update constantly after every run to accomodate for run lenghts anf setup times
and do you see those setup blocks in the schedule? they're actually the places where they put runs that need to meet donation incentives
THIS HAS QUITE THE TOUCH OF HUMOR
I AM LAUGHING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW AT THE TOUCHES OF HUMOR
>>344209742
It kinda explains why I haven't heard of this game before.
>>344209848
>>>>>>>>Self-improvement
I'm one but fuck off anon, don't kid yourself
>>344209889
it's cuz they're different, not cuz they're black
![Supaidaman - 01.avi_snapshot_01.11_[2016.07.08_00.01.23].png](https://i.imgur.com/UErKemF.png "Supaidaman - 01.avi snapshot 01.11 [2016.07.08 00.01.23]")
Aye fuck this, post what you're watching to pass the ""run""
>>344209960
I'd really prefer if you would be quiet
trials has been to a ton of gdqs even if you don't like it how can you be surprised by what it is like at this point
>>344209889
Yeah right.
I also get angry everytime a white person is on stream and they post Kappa or ResidentSleeper or any other emote with a white face.
Waow, this run is so shit. I've never seen anything like it. Waow.
BEEF SLABTHRUST
I spent the last hour playing TGM3, I got to rank 3.
Why is this Trials shit at GDQ? There's nothing fast or impressive about this.
The fuck, the schedule is over 3 hours late. They couldn't axe this shit?
did i miss two worlds?
So what old runs are ya'll watchin while this shit plays?
Personally watchin DKCR after seeing that DKCTF run.
EVEN PROMPT WAS BETTER TAHN THIS SHIT
>>344209982
ahh ok. Thank you.
>not even doing show off spins/flips on the jumps
i think that's why this is so disappointing, it just looks like some guy who's never played this game before running through some really easy levels
>>344209912
you mean 100 minute showcase right? i mean, everyone in chat would love it, right?
that boat part was kind of cool
>this game has an auto scroller
holy shit
>>344210093
BLAST HARDCHEESE
>>344210060
but they actually played the difficult levels, not le retro ones like here
this is so shit
someone kill me
>1.5 hours of ok speedrunning and shit commentary
>rhythm games were denied for shit like this
why even sign up for streaming infront of 100k people if you barely gonna talk
>actually stopped to watch the shitty cutscene
>>344210164
PUNCH ROCKGROIN
>>344209941
it wouldn't be so bad if he tried to be a bit more informative or entertaining (in a good or bad way). this fails at both aspects, and the couch support doesn't help much either.
>>344210164
SLEDGE TOMBFIST
Nice vine speed tech
>>344210060
speedruns. speedruns of trials. which are boring as well. but they are speed runs. this is a let's play. and a slow one. with bad commentary.
Can someone here donate with the message "delete this"? Thanks.
Went to bed during Klonoa last night. I miss anything good? What the fuck happened with Tetris?
>>344210105
Removed from the schedule.
where the fuck is the humor? YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE HUMOR EGGMAN
>tfw right now you know this guy is going through that same conundrum when you tell a friend "hey check out this sick ass song" and then a minute in are like "it gets amazing in a minute" and they never care
This may be the absolute worst speedrun I've ever seen and I really wonder who the fuck accepted this>>>
>instant load after death
>a shitty PC game with no order
>runner just picks random shitty stages he likes to run
>levels aren't even challenging or good are simply "From the community"
>no penalty at all for dying equals no suspense
>for ONE AND A HALF HOURS
>literally no tech in it at all that a normal player doesn't utilize or master in a single play through of the game
>officially endorsed t shirt
I could go on, I mean most PC games are terrible because the runners literally cheat but this is on a whole other planet
>>344210082
has there ever been a better run than o-dog and car keys?
i need the sweet release of death
>>344210209
Not today
>less than an hour of this shit
>people still getting banned for TriHard in the chat
Oh fucking wow
ok you guys gotta admit that vine swinging into the wall was pretty funny
>>344209648
They are supposed to review them, but you're right.
A lot of runners have reported that their runs were apparently not viewed at all by GDQ staff before being rejected, referencing the YouTube views of the videos they submitted. I know Peaches basically got a direct response from GDQ staff that was, "We don't want what you're offering," and that was it.So I don't know why he bothered submitting this time.
They're notorious for not doing proper QA on runs, but I can understand the occasional shitter getting through because it's a bad position to be in. Take a lot of time to review runs and screen runners, actually; but they suck at it, regardless.
Who knows how this disaster happened, you're probably right that it was just, "The audience will love these epic memes!" and blammo.
>when you're doing an exhibition run and the audience is dead
Fuck is with all the "impressed" donators
There have been worse runs; I like this.
How did they manage to make a run less watchable than Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck?
MODS ARE ASLEEP POST NETORARE
>>344210284
only this time, it lasts 90 fucking minutes
Has there been any audience noise/applause at all?
>>344210416
is this real
>tfw this run makes me think of all the valuable time in my life I've wasted playing shit games
>there's another hour of thisI started talking to a girl. I'm 90% sure somebody is getting cucked as a result of this.
Greetings fellow speedrun viewers, I am Rodd Howard, a speedrun viewer like you. Are you excited for the Bethesda™ The Elder Scrolls® Speedrunning block? Perhaps you'll like it so much you'll buy Bethesda's great games, including The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim® Remastered® !
NEXT YEAR
HAPPY WHEELS BY PEWDIEPIE
>>344210209
I dont even have pokemon go
>>344210471
No its manga
>>344210416
Those tits are way toosmall
>>344210209
Nu uh
Hey Guys!
Wow, how about that level editor huh? I love all the features in this game.
>>344210285
No one is donating either - what a surprise
>>344210416
>not posting revenge ntr
>>344210469
for a few donations at the very least
>>344210518
It'd be better than this shit.
>>344210291
No. For me personally it usurped Chibi getting BTFO. I haven't laughed as hard as I did in years.
man FUCK video games
So which Trials game is the best one? Which one should I get?
>>344210209
speaking of which. my screen froze as soon as i got done creating my character and it refuses to go on
>>344210053
The first Kamen Rider series officially coming to the west subbed and not fucked over by Saban.
>your face when this plays at the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>344210573
I love this.
*yawn* 2bh
>>344210469
i heard a strange laugh when rayman slapped against the wall but all it did was make me sad that it wasnt even close to blueglass' angelic voice.
>>344210474
Its for the best, anon. You need to cut girls out of your life and accept that your mind prison is yours alone.
Also, watch this guy go over estimate.
>>344210063
Surprisingly, they actually don't do that when a white person appears on screen though. Truly ignorant but edgy and retarded people online aren't they?
someone explain this pam shitalso do you think they are just making up donations at this point?
>>344210623
Evo Gold
>>344209257
CHAOSH ISH A LADDA
What is with all these games that clearly aren't speed runs? Fuck SQDG
>it took 70 to 80 hours to make this volcano map
>it's the only map they've shown that's been somewhat interesting
>it's mildly interesting at that
Actually playing this game literally takes no skill at all.
>>344209418
whats this dude's name? always saw him in the background of runs but never saw him run anything
does he even attend these events anymore?
>>344210623
Evolution. HD is great as well. The earlier ones are also fun but it's a different sort of feel.
this shit should've been played overnight to help people sleep
>>344210573
Now that's a man's man. Also a woman's man's man.
Why the fuck was this given a hour and a fucking half.
MAKE THIS SHIT END
>>344210416
sadpanda link please?
>>344210391
I think they're being sarcastic.
At least I hope they are.
>>344210663
>go over estimate
>>344210507
Maybe it's due to the lack of sleep, but Toddposting is hilarious to me.
>>344210050
Nah, I'm pretty sure the black people at SGDQ are bunch of Uncle Toms so they are no different here. But at least they fuck white women.
>>344210745
then why aren't you there playing it in front of 100,000 people?
So did those Jak and Daxter guys get banned
>>344210776
$$$
I DON'T REALLY LIKE THIS VIDEO GAME
>speed run
>they're just playing the game well
zzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZz
Death take me now.
I'm ready.
>>344210745
because he's playing easy levels
>>344210391
Almost all of the donations are faked.
Donate with a message about enjoying this Let's Play
>Donate with a message about enjoying this Let's Play
Donate with a message about enjoying this Let's Play
>Donate with a message about enjoying this Let's Play
>TES Block pushed back by almost 2 hours
Somone explain this fucking bullshit.
Some of these levels look astonishing.
While we wait, have some Manga.
This is a manga called Murcielago. It's about serial killers and lesbians. It features all dem anime tiddies I know you kids like.
You could read it in the time it takes for the next run to start.
>>344210850
>well
>>344210834
Because I am not a massive fucking tool
>>344210776
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>>344210285
it's not a speedrun lol, it's a community track showcase, but yeah it's boring and lame
Second to last track, boys!
Expected a speedrun, got a sub-par let's play.
If you're not familiar with Trials, this "run" means nothing. Not to mention that this guy isn't even particularly good.
>>344210763
Naegleria. He doesn't attend anymore, he actually hosted his own marathon called NASA (North American Speedrunner Assembly). Yes, it's a terrible acronym, but what are you going to do.
Watch it, it's pretty fun.
Who approved this?
S E C O N D
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S E C O N D
T O
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S E C O N D
T O
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S E C O N D
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This is insanely boring someone post funky tunes instead.
EVEN THE GAME KNOWS
>the obstacles are made of physics
>>344210524
>someone actually saved this
You sad man.
>>344210573
>ntr
Can someone explain this meme to me?
>>344210284
Same thing as when you're showing someone a "really funny video" and it just isn't as funny as when you watched it the first time.
Except it's 90 minutes.
>>344210634
I thought Amazon was from the 80s, that webm looks recent though
If I have to hear about this Pam shit.
>>344209257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91-7TWmO1e8
wew lad
I'd rather watch a speedrun of fucking Meme Run than this shit.
>>344210894
I SURE DO LOVE SPEEDRUNS
>>344210906
>Games done quick
>A community track showcase
Fuck it off
>>344210950
One sleeve up, one sleeve down
Will we ever get even close bros?
Post more Reimu
>>344210939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fFT_KpBJ8
>>344210639
just playing that over the stream pretty well summarizes this shit
>>344210982
Beta uprising.
>>344210209
nice
>>344210842
>>344210902
Explain. Did the people that make trials sponsor it to be here?
remember when you were calling this boring shit?
how do you feel now?
>EST: 90 MINUTES
>>344210893
C-can I fap to it....?
>>344210859
take me with you please
Is Bonesaw's run uploaded yet?
>>344210997
looks like there is a lot of Fallout over this run
>>344210209
I wanna know why there's Poke Spots in the parking lot of a closed government complex you can't even get into.
Like who approved that.
Also this run may be one of the worse run in any GDQ.
this is the worst shit ever
why the fuck is he constantly restarting and dying, I thought this was a speedrun
>>344210938
SERIOUSLY he says it is the second to last track and nobody says anything in thread?
>45+ mins left
>>344211046
Neverdude.
Morrigan
>>344211046
Owen Wilson died for our sins and they repay him with this terrible run.
Whoa, the audience woke up.
>mfw he goes over the time estimate
PogCha... ResidentSleeper zz
>>344211125
I guess.
The game looks fun but it's a kind of game I'd play alone or with my girlfriend after we have sex.
>>344210994
BUM BOY?
I PLAY TRIALS FUSION.
THE RAYMAN SKIN IS A DEVELOPER-ONLY SKIN.
IT'S A FUCKING SHILLED RUN
Nobody here is actually watching the awkward commercial right? Jesus christ why torture yourself.
>>344210209
Go shill that shit somewhere else, fuckboy.
>You are permanently banned from talking in gamesdonequick.
Whoops.
>>344211146
That's pretty disrespectful. This is a pretty highly challenging game. Did you know that some levels take 70-80 hours to make?
>tune back in
>turret section
the fucks going on
>>344211096
Given that they're talking so much about how great the level editor is, showcasing random maps, and not even doing a good job playing it, I really don't see how else this got in.
Suprise illusion of gaia run, tetris wasting everyones time and suddenly OoT is gonna be run too late for me to stay awake for it. So fucking pissed rn
This is pretty bad.
I thought the final fantasy stair glitch was peak bad but this is just fuck.
I can't think of a worse "run"
>>344210964
>not keeping mementos of the best E3 stream
Your loss m8
>>344209363
BONESAW DIED FOR THIS SHIT
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>344210997
fuck you NTom Lost World
its the
L A S T
T R A C K
This is exactly what I wanted in my speedrunning racer.
A turret section.
>>344211267
Anzu please come back to the generals..!
WE FPS NOW
>>344211170
Save us ass anon
>>344211046
Never ever
>>344210987
They did a new version of it.
>>344211282
I was banned on the first day for posting for one of the runners FFZ emotes.
>>344211217
>The Bethesda block gets pushed back another hour
PLS BUY OUR GAME IT'S SO MUCH FUN LOOK HOW YOU CAN GO FAST!
Meanwhile at the Zoo
>>344211267
>>344211267
>>344211267
>>344211267
Is this true? It really feels like it is
>>344211282
what did u do
>>344211312
OH NO YOUR ONE CHANCE TO SEE AN OOT SPEEDRUN
>>344211267
THIS LEVEL OF SHILLING SHOULD BE A BANNABLE OFFENSE
>>344210303
At least it's halfway over.
>>344210841
No, they just told him to cool it with the owen wilson rips
Bonesaw is too radical to ban.
fucking christ just end it already
>>344211297
it was nice of them to include a newgrounds browser game in with their sidescrolling physics rolling puzzle game
>>344211312
glitchless is boring anyway. the only thing in OOT that requires any skill are the glitches.
WE LITERALLY JUST WATCHED A FUCKING UNSKIPPABLE CUT SCENE IN A TRAISL FUSION 1 AND A HALF HOUR """"""""""SPEEDRUN""""""""""
JUST FUCKING END THIS SHIT
Why do brits only play normie games like Trials and Fifa?
>/v/ says Jak & Daxter run was """hilarious"""
>most I've done is a mild chuckle
I'm an hour and 11 minutes in. When is the side splitting humor you faggots were raving about?
>>344210987
Amazon is the 80s series.
This is Amazons, an Amazon Prime-funded adult-focused series with 48-minute long episodes.
Apart from the obvious visual similarities in and a few throwaway mentions, Amazons has nothing to do with Amazon and you can watch Amazons without ever watching Amazon.
>>344211170
Lilith is better.
>>344211415
A glitchless one live yeah
Download:
https://mega.nz/#!mYgmnBzJ!L0PUP1Cd2-6zVeVYlypTD7jGiOYQVBxK7dbZniuRglk
Panda:
http://exhentai.org/g/949790/2b5a917ace/
>that was the end of my segment of trials fusion
>HOWEVER
>>344211323
sleep tight aniki
>>344211267
Hahahahaahahahahahahha fuck this guy
>>344211357
There is no saving this
But have more ass anyways
>>344211508
Oh yeah?
>TIME TO SHOW OFF SOME NINJA TRACKS I WONT EVEN PLAY
>>344210209
:^)
>>344211480
Soon.
So....
Worst run since Ty?
At least there will be Megaman tomorrow
>>344210334
Wouldn't be the case if people weren't pretending to be edgy unfunny racists.
>>344211480
DUDE
CAR KEYS
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAH xDDdD
Literally a showcase.
>hey guys we just spent 45 minutes playing easy shit
>now we'll spend 15 minutes playing 1 hard level and then shill the new Trials game
Is he there?
>Only halfway
I'm literally crying right now, /v/. What do I do?
>>344211480
keep watching
>>344211563
I want to cum on those buns
Holy fuck someone please DDOS the ubisoft servers
I stayed up for this?
>>344211480
Keep watching. It turns to gold when he starts undermining the GDQ staff.
>>344211480
Did you get to Owen Wilson?
good to see this new guy talk more than once every 4 minutes
>>344211480
If you weren't there just don't bother.
>>344211312
It's glitchless, if you were awake for the OOT run you would fall asleep during it anyway.
>>344210209
fuck you
>>344211616
>tfw this run made me stop procrastinating and actually do my hw
>>344211614
i'd totally hit
Oh its a jewbi soft game, that explains everything.
>it's not over
>>344211579
I'd say worst period. At least with Ty you could kinda enjoy the pure cringe and laugh about how awful it is. This is just boring.
wow so difficult
such skill
much dogeThis post was more entertaining than this entire let's play.
>>344211614nice
Here's something to watch in the meantime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_b6H8dHHm0
>implying these later levels aren't just mechanically interesting
can someone link me the jak and dexter run?
NO ONE CARES
SOMEONE END THIS FUCKING RUN
PLEASE
>one hour and a half long commercial
While we wait, have some manga.
This is called Dungeon Meishi. It's about a group of adventurers (A grumpy elf mage, a somewhat autistic human warrior, a dwarf cook and a halfling rogue) fighting through a dungeon to rescue one of their companions. They have to survive off of the fat of the land, which means hunting and cooking monsters as they delve deeper.
It's also a comedy manga. It's quite short. Could probably read it in the time it takes this god-forsaken run to finish.
Why
>Level 7 is the hardest
>Only doing up to level 3
What is the point in this run?
>>344211732
Fite me
>>344211508
>>344211563
>>344211732
trap lilith is superior
i dont have any of that tho
>not at least trying the ninja level 7 track
ffs
>>344211614
I want to stick my dick in crazy
>>344210939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjfspM5sDIA
fucking worst and best runs on the opposite ends of the same fucking day
QUICK
SOMEBODY LINK THE WEBM
YOU KNOW THE ONE
Post some runs from previous marathons
>>344211775
interesting =////////////= fast
>>344210469
They're all sleeping right now.
Whoever is in charge of scheduling is fucking retarded. Putting THIS shit over an actually skill-intensive and impressive game like Tetris is the most boneheaded move you can make. The game looks genuinely fun, I'm sure the weight distribution and throttle shit do take a good amount of skill and practice, and the tracks he picked do look cool.
But placed in front of Tetris, the game looks shoddy, slow, and simple as fuck. It's player-created tracks too, picked solely on how cool they looked, rather than how hard it is to complete or how fast he can complete it.
Like the guy right now is actually mildly more entertaining because it's obvious how retarded difficult these tracks are.
>but I keep choking on it
>>344211732
That beautiful DFC.
This run desperatelly needs some ingame music
>>344210209
Fuck you
Practice room right now
I clicked over to it for 5 seconds and it was literally a bike just sitting on it's front wheel connected to the edge of a platform and he wasn't doing anything
im out
TODD SAVE US
>>344211797
Thanks I'll go to batoto now.
>went out for a walk to try out Pokemon Go
>ended up having fun and walked for like 2 hours
>missed the tetris stuff
>came back to this
Why couldn't I have just waited a while longer and gone for a walk during this...
>>344211832
Fine, meet me in the bedroom and let's settle this.
>>344211892
Shut up and post bunne
they made zelda 2 speed-run record-holders race at 6am because of this
>>344211547
>Same image 10 fucking times with slight differences
I fucking hate image image sets
>Use this shitty run as time to play some crypt of the necrodancer
>Die in 4-3
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>344210759
You can electrocute yourself if you stick a fork in an outlet?
>>344211480
When the GDQ staff walk up to him and he has a heart attack
Then they just tell him that he's doing fine
AND YOU FUCKS DIDN'T WANNA SKIP THIS FUCKING RUN
HOW FUCKING DARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
I SHOULD END THIS SHIT MY FUCKING SELFFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>344210209
FUCK YOU
>>344211865
>>344211804I hate how everyone shits on Ross when he's the only non-degenerate besides Barry to work there.
>1:30:00
Someone mercy kill this run
please
okay this shit is actually kind of cool
>THIRTY RESTARTS PER TRACK
>>344210776
Ubisoft shilling
>>344211593
This
>>344211634
>>344211652
>>344211671
>>344211578
>>344212034
>it gets better after "X amount of time, I swear!"
I have to stop listening to you fags up playing every goddamn little thing. The run hasn't been horrible, but if I knew I had to sit through over an hour of shit, I wouldn't have bothered.
>>344211972
You're fucking on._____;)______
>>344211892
they're doing ninja tracks now
>>344212101
That's the problem. Some of this stuff is cool from a level-editing perspective.
The problem is, they're showing this off during a speedrunning marathon.
>>344211892
Tetris: People showing off shit that makes you think about the placement of 5 blocks per second over 3 different games that a few dozen people in the world can do and it goes almost perfectly.
Trials: LOL THIS FLASH GAME IS TOO HARD FOR A MARATHON LET'S GO FOR EASIER TRACKS OH NO WE DIED
>>344210209
This thread is actually worse than when we were arguing about ISIS yesterday.
>>344212052
what is wrong w these people
>>344212056>Ross is pretty great desu
>>344212052
this guy is fucking hilarious
>>344211936
I'll never understand people dressed for winter during the summer.
Can people really have this little ability to maintain their body temperature?
>>344212047
Are you going to donate during the Fallout 4 run Todd?
Summer games done quick? More like Let's play games slowly rofl
>>344211170
>>344211508
>>344211563
>>344211732
>>344211832
>>344211972
>>344212156
Stop arguing.Both are the best.
>>344212151
Kill yourself.
>>344212052
pretty funny desu
GREAT COMMENTARY GUYS
>>344211795Artist Name?
>guy wearing a Kenjon Barner jersey shirt
Get the fuck out you bandwagoning piece of shit
>>344212248
y'd they take off their shirts
>>344211797
BESTGIRL
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>>344211812
>>344211846
I thought yall didn't want to watch more of this
>>344212052
No way this wasn't a fucking dare of some kind.
>>344212241
Youre talking about speedrunners, so no.
>>344210209
Stop being rude!
>>344212181
they should be doing this in like the middle of the night when nobody is watching
>>344212218
what did we agree on regarding ISIS?
>>344208942
>Bethesda games trash
I disagree with your opinion
>>344212241
the argument people that made against this was the a/c
>>344212248
destroyed
>>344212248
"armwrestle"
>caleb is just pulling trihex's hand towards his chest
>>344212276
DarkMagicianBoy
>>344211547
Pls don't tell me I have to change my OS unicode to JP to play this
>>344212248
>hand on table
>even the hard levels are all the same shit
>>344212052
Why are people like this
>>344212206
And in case anyone thinks high level TGM is easy, just try to get to the S ranks in under 5 minutes, there's no way you could pick TGM3 up and do that without dedicating your life to it.
S P O N S E R E D
C O N T E N T
>S P O N S E R E D
>C O N T E N T
S P O N S E R E D
C O N T E N T
>S P O N S E R E D
>C O N T E N T
>>344212248
>>344212052
>>344211930
NO YOU FUCKS I MEAN ///THE/// WEBM
>>344212323
but it is the middle of night
anyone have throwaway erp e-mails?
>>344212301
How else would they let people know how strong they are?
>>344212151
you had to have been watching at the time to appreciate it. this entire week had been one massive, boring bummer and what happened during the jak really just came out of nowhere. it was a rare moment
http://exhentai.org/g/926360/94c06ddb1c/
http://exhentai.org/g/723215/c508c59ab0/
http://exhentai.org/g/909219/c21d6ad5a8/
http://exhentai.org/g/668282/8a38f4dcfd/
These things are favorited on my Sadpanda, I don't remember what they are, but knock yourselves out.
You should be finished when the run ends.
>>344212248
>rednut with his hand on the table
ok
Is this really a speedrunable game? At least the Tetris thing admitted it was a demonstration.
GUYS QUICK, POST THE REACTION IMAGE!!
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I MEAN
dude my favorite lets player is vantier lmao
NEXT GAME guys
>>344211410
All i said was ""Her"" during the tranny speed run.
Can I see the #blamecanada screencap?
>>344212408
fuck you
>>344211782
/r/speedrun has a sticky for all runs.
>>344212405
>>344212443
I aint making an account for hentai nigga
Dump it on /h/
>>344212483
they run it every fucking year you newboi
>they're reading old donations
>>344212483
this admits it's a demonstration, it even says it's a showcase on the schedule you fucking dingus lmao
>>344212405
Oh you mean this one
I wish Lloyd was here.
DO IT
END THIS FUCKING RUN
JUST FUCKING DO IT
PLAY MY FUCKING GAMES
JUST DO IT
I'M POSTING IT AGAIN
>>344212508
who was the tranny speedrun i want to watch and throw up
>>344212443
>Yaoi
>non-h
>shitty cosplay
meh. No thanks.
Still at least half an hour left.
I really thought this would be good. But it's just like watching a okeyish friend playing
>>344212254
ebin
>>344212436
>you had to be there to enjoy it, dude
the fuck does that even mean, you dumb nigger? How the fuck does watching it live give me a different experience from watching a recording?
>>344212443
>Non-H
>cosplay
2 for 4's ok I guess
>donating instead of buying fallout 4
TODD BTFO
>>344212546
>not having a sadpanda account in case this happens
It's why I have one, anon.
>>344212546
just use a throwaway email, you fucking baka
>>344212573
demonstration of their let's playing skills
it's not a very good demonstration
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HEAR?!?!?!!
>I want to play Fallout 4
>but I'll use the 60$ to donate instead ;)
TODD ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>344212601
>Kid donated instead of buying Fallout 4.
How does this make you feel, Todd?
>>344212578
please do not post this
>two more courses left
>he said that 40 minutes ago
just fucking kill me
>>344212682
are you joking? have you ever tried a ninja track?
This is the worst fucking speed run I have ever seen.
Who the fuck let this game take up 90 minutes?
Reminder Todd did not work on Arena
>>344212546
kill yourself, you disgusting beggar newfag trash
this shit still going on?
>>344212443
>http://exhentai.org/g/723215/c508c59ab0/
>become depressed and suicidal because your mom stops helicopter parenting once you're 25
>question your mother's love for you because she's no longer babying you
wow it's like tumblr but jap
new
>>344212754
>>344211684
The last time I saw an OoT run that was anywhere close to glitchless they were still backwalking across hyrule field, It's FRESH it's NEW but It's now being run TOO LATE
THIS NEEDS TO STOP
what THE FUCK
>>344212532
>doesn't poke an additional hole into the box
and I thought the stereotype is that asians are smart
>>344212714
HOW FUCKING DARE HE
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE 60 FUCKING DOLLARS IN MY GODDAMN POCKET
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>344212795
how is backwalking a glitch? it's literally a dev intended movement mechanic
>>344212751
>speedrun
>>344212759
>implying
You could just tell me "no"
>>344212747
t. Ubisoft employee
CHEATING!!
>>344212783
Too early you fuck
>>344212443
>The Trap Couple
Yeaaaaah
>with Stinky Shoes
Noooo
>because we're in the EDITOR we can skip wherever we want!
has ANYTHING been shilled harder than this?
>>344212558
Pants off you say?
>>344212747
have you tried beating a WR on mirrors edge prologue?
>tfw we're gonna go over estimate because of this shit
>>344212443
>males onlyatleast that one was ok
>>344212747
No, because i neither bought this game or care to it
End this already
>>344212878
I didn't say backwalking was a glitch
>>344212362
You don't
I'm unironically falling asleep lads.
>>344213002
no, but i'm also not calling those let's plays and assuming i know how difficult they are without playing it.
>>344212747
Yes, and they're not exactly constant-serious-time hard. Just because the physics are almost RNG doesn't make them hard, it makes them obnoxious.
>>344212716
oh you mean this one?
>>344213045
How does one fall asleep ironically?
>>344213021
so what point are you trying to make?
that glitchless runs don't use glitches? stunning insight!
ok I admit I'm laughing while I watch him drive up vertical walls
>>344213089
its a fucking lets play.
Compared to the demonstration of skill and 7 years of practise that was tetris, this is garbage
>>344212492
bayonetta consuming vienetta?
>>344213161
like this
>>344213161
you do it sometime when it's inappropriate to fall asleep like while driving or during sex
>>344212927
He might as well start cheating at this point...
This is so fucking boring, the couch is just silent.
When 1 person does speak it's some monotone voice.
How much do i need to shill out to skip this shit fest
>donation says this is the most exciting part of GDQ
>>344213250
If Tetris skill is your metric for an entertaining run, you might as well turn the marathon off now because nothing is going to make you happy lol
>>344212663
Shut the fuck up comedy expert wannabe, nobody cares
>>344213324
Go watch runs you've missed
>>344213281
kill yourself
>>344213205
That I haven't seen a glitchless run in forever so it's fresh to me. How can you fail this hard at comprehension?
>>344213089
>theres only 5 people in world who can finish these tracks
>it takes a lot of grind to get all of them on first try
>instead here's a random we picked up from the audience who can do neither of the above
>>344213429
What ones are worth watching, i stopped at doom.
>>344213409
doesn't change the fact that this lets play is a blatant advertisement, lasts 1 hour 15 minutes too long, is played by avarage players , is poorly paced and composed and is boring as dicks
10/10 girl from earlier
>>344213423
Such a childish response
>>344213453
>vantier
>random we picked up from the audience
>crowd is fucking empty
>donations have literally stopped coming in for the past 45 minutes
fucking christ this is a train wreck
If there is anyone in the room reading this, you need to start unplugging wires and end this shit. I don't care if you get arrested, you fucking need to do it.
>>344213557
The Jak and Daxter one was pretty alright, so was Deus Ex
>>344213626
And you're also mature as fuck? Man you got so much going on, why are you watching this?
>>344213281
fuck you cocksucker
>>344213557
Sonic 06
>can't believe how much time is spent on them
Yeah I can't believe it either
He's just reading old donations.
Holy fuck.
>>344213738
Shh, baby, shhh.
>>344213357
You have to be sneaky to get your shitposts in.
>>344213281
I think I'm going to have to call it a night, /v/.
Good luck watching the rest of this.
>>344213862
Such a childish response
>>344212443
http://exhentai.org/g/795311/2f6aac4fb4/
http://exhentai.org/g/790089/997802907f/
http://exhentai.org/g/839257/fbe57291cb/
http://exhentai.org/g/922936/2db3ea21c0/
http://exhentai.org/g/931009/c4102b7077/
ayyy
>>344213728
Thanks senpai.
why did they pick the most dyslexic fucking announcer for the middle of the day
>>344214087
new thread
This is the single most boring thing they have ever had at a GDQ.
>>344213952
Somebody get this hothead outta here
QUICK POST THE BEST AND MOST BRUTAL NETORARE YOU HAVE
http://exhentai.org/g/554711/a32f48c2ad/
>>344213790
this, sonic run was entertaining as fuck, I'd rather play sonic 06 and i fucking hate sonic games than watch this garbage
>tfw this is ACTUALLY being run in real time
really makes you think..
>i just want to thank GDQ for exposing me to new games I would never have played
These fucking niggers are not even being subtle about this being an ad.
>>344214119
>shit art online
>>344211614
>he
>>344214273
My bad, I meant "it".
That guy donated a lot of money! He loves fallout 3! Todd's games make people do great things! Though I wish he had bought a bethesda game with that money...
>>344214270
Never seen anything of it. This just happened to be some good netorare.
No seriously. Just look how they sell the girl's corpses.
>>344212405
this one?
Ever single one of these fallout donations are just so fucking cringe.
>new Bunnyhop video
nice
I used to be a speed-runner until I took an arrow to the controller!
That references Skyrem in case you didn't know
>>344214552
lmao the arrow is a lie
thats a reference from portel
I'm gonna call it quits and get /comfy/ in bed. This run was too much for me.
'night /v/.
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