Now: Serious Sam: The Random Encounter
Next: Star Fox: Assault
Later:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
CAVEMAN
first for klonoa
A BOMB
WHO UP?
memes
>>344140630
First for Chibi shot Caveman.
as much as I love Sam I can't see Random Encounter being an interesting run
>hambone in front row grooving to the tunes
WoW Dude, I'm a fraud.
do they run any japonese erotic games at this event?
i wanna see some guy mashing a controller to cum as fast as possible
>>344140718
Even normal Serious Sam games are boring to speedrun, since they just lock you into arenas.
>>344140689
Good riddance
>>344140689
Sleep tight sweet prince
First for no anime.
>>344140721
T H I C C E R
>>344140686
AYY SMASH THAT MF POST BUTTON
OK, this isn't what I expected
>discount serious sam
why
Remember: the best part about sex is cuddling afterwards and hookers/whores are not much better than fapping
wasn't this game speedran recently?
Was it during rpglimitbreak?
>>344140765
SOMMA FINNA GED DEM WHITE BOI, YA HER
>>344140795
this post is WRONG
WHEN RUNESCAPE
If you are a NEET, you must (you) this post. I repeat, if you are a NEET, you MUST (you) this post. Thank you.
I'm up next, wish me luck
>>344140810
christ how much a weeaboo are you if you have to use moonrune date/time
>>344140795
The hookers I've fucked while spend the time left cuddling a bit. Not like cuddling with someone you actually care for but it's still nice.
Horrible letsplay, talks over every cutscene
>>344140914
checking in:(
yawn
>>344140914
reporting
>>344140914
2 years here its going to change soon though
>>344140914
Sup.
>>344140927
>nobody is allowed to be japanese around me
>>344140914
living the dream
>from ROTY run to overhyped run to okay run to shity run of a shitty speedrun game
TUMBLING
>>344140949
Name/price/state?
>>344140917
I wish you luck.
>>344141038
I think it's more like
>you're not allowed to be Japanese if you don't live in Japan
How the hell does this garbage game get a full couch but the Abe's Oddysee run was empty?
>>344140914
new NEET here
just dropped out of uni and i'm looking for science related apprenticeships
even though ive gone off the subject
could use some advice
>X year watcher, Y year donator comment
Nobody fucking cares you attention craving faggots
>>344141057
Not from the US. And about 400 usd for 1 hour with anal.
Well, alright, we got 4 good to great runs in a row, time to call it quits.
>>344140914
you got me
>>344141157
>posting on /v/
Nobody fucking cares you attention craving faggot
>>344141145
Have you consideredCompSci?
CAN SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY
>CONFIRMED AND VERIFIED AMOUNT OF FUCKS GIVEN: 0
>NEED 2 CHAIRS BECAUSE THEY ARE DESIGNED FOR LOW TESTO BETAS LIKE EVERYONE BESIDES HIM
>OWNING IT UP ALONE IN FRONT OF 75 THOUSAND VIEWERS, DOESNT NEED TO CURL UP WITH HIS BOYFRIENDS
HOW DOES HE GET AWAY WITH THIS?
>Star Fox speedrun
How does that even work?
>>344141202
>existing
Nobody fucking cares you attention craving faggot
Why isn't Caveman Jack jumping?
>>344141049
Don't worry, 2:30:00 speedrun of gaia is ahead.
this game is boring
>>344140914
Greetings from Germany! 10 year NEET here. Going to a trade school next autumn though. Is this good?
>>344141252
Assault isn't on rails
>>344141252
Fastest route and mashing bosses down in seconds
>>344140914
33 year old NEET here. Anxiety, panic attacks and agoraphobia can fuck you up, man.I think I'm dying.
>>344141160
Was it a(Male)
>>344140914
(You)
>>344141202
>replying
Nobody fucking cares you attention craving faggot
>this shit game is being ran
>but not a real Serious Sam game
>speedrunning PRGs
When will they learn?
>>344141350
It's short and different. SGDQ is not about playing the same exact game every year.
>>344141326
Nah.
>>344141350
Seriously.
How did this garbage get a pass?
Anyone even watching or caring for this piece of shit serious sam game?
>tfw you thought it would be real serious sam
>>344141157
>>344141202
>>344141264
>>344141347
Nobody fucking cares you attention craving faggots
>>344141350
Gotta shill dat 15 dollar bundle anon-senpai
>>344141295
Please delete this image
what the fuck is this game?
>>344141220
i'm very slow when it comes to numbers
i'm not bad at maths
i just don't reckon i'd make a good apprentice
it's too bad that most apprenticeships are business admin/ I.T.
i might just have to go for a normal shitty job
>people that literally non ironically speedrun glitchless games
just fuck me up
>>344141350
>>this shit game is being ran
>>but not a different shit game
>>344141295
>I'm ganna miss it
>>344141397
but it's boring. SGDQ should be about entertainment
>>344141398
Then you were swindled, friendo.
>>344141453
Are you calling SS games shit now anon?
Is your butthole that hungry for dickings?
>>344141417
yeah im just checking other sites and doing RL stuff now, and probably going to sleep when before the gaia run.
>>344141453
spotted consolesalt
>>344141252
the game being run isn't the shmup type of Star Fox, but for SF64, etc, there are boss quick kills, optimal boosts, lag reduction, damage boosts, cutscene/dialogue/QTE skips, etc.
i don't run the game, but there's more depth to it as a speedgame than you'd expect.
>>344141431
Risk of Rain
>>344141325
Go to the gym anon, trust me, it helps. If you don't like being outside/around people, find a 24 hour one nearby and go early in the morning. Once you start picking things up and putting them down, you'll feel more energetic, gain a substantial self-esteem/testosterone boost, and you'll have somoething to strive for each day.
>>344141454
we zoo now
>>344141325
>33
I hope I'm not you in 7 years, shit. I already hate my life living jobless with my parents in my mid 20s, feels like such a fucking waste. Like I'm not living at all.
>>344141401
It's in the SGDQ """humble""" bundle
>>344141532
I would love to see them run that lol
>rngrngrngrng
>average playthrough is 1 and a half hour
this shit is literally a slightly faster lets play
Who is your waifu, /v/?
The amount of effort in this game is appalling.
>>344141471
speedrunning isn't about entertaining non-speedrunners. there are almost no speedruns that are entertaining to a person who doesn't speedrun the game, and even fewer that are entertaining to people who have never played the game at all.
these marathons were a mistake.
>>344141516
>>344141508
I spent a month of vacation as a kid with a computer with only Serious sam on it
I spent the entire time playing outside
>>344140630
I used to watch speed runs of Super Mario 64 on Twitch a few years ago so I'm not super familiar with the depth of this scene but is it even possible for them to fill up every chair in that conference room?
I can't imagine it, even for a popular game (what even is a popular game to watch speed runs of?)
>>344141565
Thats exactly what it is.
Run while you still can or you'll stay long enough that you go from living with your parents, to your parents living with you.
>>344141593
>>344141481
US prices might be cheaper.
>Dying this much
>>344141593
one and only since childhood.lain is my daughterfu though
what the fuck is this shit
i was expecting an FPS not scott pilgrim
>>344141650
Tetris attack earlier today, pretty much had a full house.
>>344141587
>3 times as fast
But yeah it's shit anyway
>>344140914
>>344141685
Just name the country, canuck
>>344141593
Shame I never got to see her as a sexy teenage tomboyOr marry JoJo. Life is unfair.
>>344141736
it was also utter shit
>>344141650
Sonic 06 somewhat filled the thing juat became it's a meme.
>>344141650
The only ones I can think of would be Siglemic running Mario 64 ww or Cosmo AKA Narcissa reclaiming OOT ww.
>>344141736
Do they have to pay to watch the games?
Do they give out free merch or something to attract people?
>>344141650
>is it even possible for them to fill up every chair in that conference room?
they get enough chairs to match the attendance cap. it's possible to fill them all, but not likely.
>what even is a popular game to watch speed runs of
the most popular speedgames, both in terms of runners and viewers, are Super Mario 64 and Ocarina of Time.
>>344141295
>tfw its mr.buldge
will yagamoth be on the couch at least? im gay for his accent
>>344141007
It's for the best
>>344141760
Or get raped by the ape
>>344141759
Denmark.
Mercy kill this shit please
>>344141765Fucking phone bullshit
>>344140914
NEET with a girlfriend reporting in :^)
>>344140847
I LOVE MEMES
>>344141685
Maybe, 400 bucks sounds like what you'd have to pay your favorite pornstar.
>>344141593
Princess of Moonbrooke is CUTE
>>344141593
I fell asleep after doom, was anything since good?
Does anyone else watch better runs on YouTube during the shit runs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZK1RvPFU0HA
>>344140914
I am a neet, so is my squad, my girlfriend, and most of my co-workers (and a few side bitches) are neet too ;^)
>>344141794
Its 70$ a ticket to watch and I don't think they give out free stuff. Like the other anon said, its was boring as fuck so I'm not too sure why every seat was filled.
>>344141885
400 is actually pretty standard for a good hooker. you can go cheaper, but the quality of the girls scale with what you pay.
>>344141968
>co-workers
>say you're a neet
What? I don't think you understand what that word means.
>>344141964
>thinking this is a good run
this is why i wish speedrunning wasn't exposed to so many casual fucktards.
Is this what they call a "may may game" down at /srg/?
Melting 4 AM guy
>>344141963
Bonesaw BTFO Canada, Owen Wilson, and GDQ.
>>344140914
who /wishes they were dead but can't an hero because it would devastate their mom/ here?
>>344142117
It's beautiful.
>>344141996
if you have no self respect or don't know how to negotiate, sure.
But I already lift at home, anon. I know it helps, but I have other problems. I just can't sleep like a normie. I haven't been able to sleep well in the past 2 weeks. Everybody keeps telling me to just go to bed, but it doesn't work.
>>344141565
When I was 26, I actually had a joba shit one, but a job nonethelesswent to uniscreenwriting, loland had an apartment. Mental illness is a hell of a thing.
If you are relatively sane, just go back to school, learn a trade or whatever. Also, lifting helps, I guess.
>>344142117
ha, that's great.
>>344141774
narcissa is running this gdq?
>>344141996
Maybe for an overnight session. It's usually $60-$80 an hour. Asian ones are even cheaper since they just give you "massages".
>>344141236
kek
>guys check out this super weird glitch
>its just new game+
![1447122927845[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OY8O39K.jpg "1447122927845[1].jpg")
>>344142149
based
5xl always in stock
>>344142267
where the fuck do you live that you get hookers that cheap?
>>344142262
Nope, don't really speedrun anything anymore.
>>344142262
No, as far we know [insert preferred pronouns here]'s retired.
is this image shopped? I cant tell desu
I don't know what it is about this announcer, but something about him just pisses me off.
>>344142336
speedruns his life.
>>344142318
absolute legend
>>344142335
NYC fampai.
>>344142267That's how I lost my virginity. I wanted a normal back massage, then she starting jerking me off. I said "No no dont want this" then she gave me a smile "okay I like, give you not this" and she mounted me
>This guy again
>>344142336
i think >she still does mario maker and smash from time to time
even before the operation thats all he really did after losing OoT world record
How bad was CavemanDJC's run?
>>344142318
wait, his mom tatted him on her arm?
what the fuck?
>>344142468
Yeah, she still plays mario maker and smash but doesn't speedrun them.
>>344142201
I've thought about going back to school. Maybe I should do that, I don't know. It definitely wouldn't be uni, is the thing. It'd be a local trash community college and I'd need financial aid to even go there.
I exercise, but I can't lift as I don't have any weights or anything and a gym membership costs money. I've lost a lot of weight (like 60 pounds) since last year so I must be doing something right.
>>344142527
She carved that, anon
>>344142534
>>>>>"""""""""""""""""SHE""""""""""""""
>>344142493
Pretty bad. Dude was incredibly insecure.
best announcer desu
>>344142387
ayy
>>344142427>and that's how i got AIDS
>>344142565
kekked
>>344142493
Boring/10
>>344142565
what the fuck is wrong with white people?
>>344142493
It seemed like he was trying a little too hard.
I'm sure he'll get on the autism reel anyway.
>>344142493
Just regular old caveman complete with his dry humor. The game he was running was comfy though.
>>344140681
underrated
>>344142318
he looks like an ayylmao
>>344142427
Nice
>>344141827
jesus fuck even the high class bureaus in denmark don't charge more than $270 maybe $350 with anal
you must have asked for more
link the girl?
>>344142591
Well then don't have sex with anyone then, prostitute or not. You don't want AIDS do you?
been at work for 18 fucking hours, is the Jak and Daxter run really that good?
Star Fox Assault had the best multiplayer in the series
>>344142427
Nigga you were literally raped
>>344142591it itched weird for a few days but doctor said I had no stds
>>344142664
http://www.seductiongirls.dk/pigerne/michella/
>>344142493
Played Klonoa which is good in general. Fucked up most of the bosses though. He had a hard act to follow.
If you are a $70,000+ a year business white male, you must (you) this post. I repeat, if you are a $70,000+ a year business white male, you MUST (you) this post.
(you)'ing this post will result in you being an 'investor' in my future anime college where weebs can take out loans to live the anime school life.
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡˡʸ ᵇᶦnᵈᶦnᵍ ᶜᵒnᵗʳᵃᶜᵗ ᵘnᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵀᴿᵁᴹᴾ ᴬᶜᵗ [ᶜᵁᴿᴿᴱᴺᵀʸᴱᴬᴿ]
Thank you.
>>344142681
Dont you dare to post my waifu ever again
>>344142671
eh, i can live without sex.
>that fucking stomach
heart attack when he gets WR inc
>>344142676
Best run in years. Mostly because of how much he was under mining the GDQ staff.
>>344142676
I'm watching it now and its pretty amusing
>>344142676
>the run
Average
>the banter
11/10, Bonesaw and his friend Patrick really made you feel like you were right there with them. Best run in years.
Aww man I fucking love that menu theme so much
>Caught up with the saga of Werster and his brother fighting over some broad
>Turns out the girl was ugly as sin
/r9k/ was right, women have it too easy
dis menu music is hot
>>344142676
no. they're just laughing like retards over nothing. though i'm biased because i really dislike that runner's behavior.
Is this easy mode?you now read this in D.Va's voice
>>344142094
>shitting on pre-degenerate Cosmo.
your autism is showing.
>>344142795
Trust me, you can't. You will eventually rape.
>furry running starfox
HEAVY BREATHING
>>344142762
>>344142894
Who?
>>344142427
>things that never happen.jpg
>>344142894
jokes on you i dont play memegames
CSGO is on guys
>>344142904
ES UN REPTIL xddd
>>344142894
Fuck off niggerfaggot
>>344141325
Sounds like me in 10 years. Social anxiety and mild panic attacks even when I just go to grocery shop. At least I have probably lived third part of my life so there is only two thirds left.
>>344142718
you checked yourself after 3 months, right? not to scare you but it can only be detected after 3 months and i wouldn't trust a hooker that just mounts customers without any questions asked.
Non native speaker here. Impossible to understand what this guy is saying.
>Speed of game is on rails
>Speedrun
sup bois
been asleep since after Doom
any good runs i missed?
>>344142945
Its so dumb that I believe it.
>you will never a krystal
>>344142974
A) Boss fights
B) Boosting speeds up
C) This game has ground levels and all-range mode levels
>>344142945
You never been in a Chinese massage parlor? That literally happens>>344142951
all the time.
>>344142909
nah, only men rape so i'm fine :^)
>>344142974
>I've never played Assault: the post
Wait a second, isn't this game a on rails shooter? How exactly would you speedrun this?
>>344142945
Eh, lots of thai massage places will go for a hand job or even sex unprompted, though they will typically ask for a bit extra.
>>344142730
those prices are FUCKEd
was the girl at least nice looking and nice to you?
>>344142552
>I've lost a lot of weight (like 60 pounds) since last year
Grats, anon, that's a good start. As for school, you might want to check into programs that gives financial aid to those going back to school. Don't know where you live, but some places can help if you go into certain programs. Some people go at it in a different way, either getting a shit job or learning a trade and using the funds to help with college or whatever.
In any case, being at home won't stop you from learning. Set aside one hour per day for learning. Learn to code or something.
Hope this gives you some ideas.
>assault
best falco
![1467585857775[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d6UUN4l.jpg "1467585857775[1].jpg")
what a cutie
>>344142974
It's not all on rails.
>>344142968
Of course I ommitted facts just to make the story funnier. There was more dialog and condom involved (no extra charge though)
>>344141295
Eh?
>>344143030
>you will never a karen
>>344143093
Shasta is based even if he is a furry.
>>344143093
>third eye
lmao
why doesn't assault get much love? so far it looks about as good as 64
>>344143093
>white people
>>344143069
Yeah, she was friendly and relaxed plus good looking.
>>344143093
Kinda saw it coming
>>344143093
wtf does that suit have an extra eye on its forehead??
>>344143075
I'm interested in writing and doing art, which I've been spending a lot of time learning to do, but those probably won't help me make money, sadly.
Does assault play and look better than Zero?
>>344143093
Im furry as fuck but i still dont see the appeal of fursuits
>>344143093
>>344143156
You'll learn in a few minutes.
>>344143156
Because the parts that are as good a 64 make up 30-40 percent of the game and its a bit slower overall.
Still better than Zero/Adventure
>>344140795
this is why I only hire whores to lick their legs while I fap myself
>>344143185
Got to stand out somehow
WHERE
IS
NARCISSA
>>344143156
It's good for it's multiplayer
>>344143203
>not furry ass fuck
lmaoing @ ur life rn
So I missed Klonoa, was it a good run?
>>344140914
Being a NEET is the only way to live.
>>344143093
what, did you think a person who devotes their every waking moment to starfox WOULDN'T be a furry?
I thought that was assumed automatically.
>>344141964
>that autist who cannot fathom an old game being old
What were some of the better runs so far? I just watched the Jedi Academy one and it was pretty fun.
>>344143291
He's at home, thinking about where his life went wrong.
>>344142971
I'm a native and can barely understand him half the time. He's got a slurring mouthbreather accent.
>>344143156
Muh serious story and too much walking.
The story argument is fucking stupid tho it's true that there might little balance between arwing, tank and foot gameplay.
The only valid complaint is that it's too short.
Is it possible to be a loner with social anxiety and panic attacks and still be overall pretty happy in life?
>HE LIKES THOSE FUCKING WALKING MISSIONS
>>344143156
it's good, but
>on foot mission focus with bad camera
>Krystal
and it's subjective but I prefer the simplistic/low poly look over very detailed, although I do like the smash bros. designs for Fox.
Why do they keep retweeting furries?
This was one of my favorite games to play with my brother, multiplayer was better than smash.
