DKC 3 race
schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Sam and Tolki update: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1soqvsn
Donkey Kong Country race to put the audience to sleep the fastest
>complete silence
>talks
>can we ask for complete silence?
>BTW THIS IS A ONE FRAME TRICK
>one second later runner fucks up
YEAH SECOND TRY
*has a seizure*
couch guy is a fucking autist
YEAH
SECOND TRY
>fifth for fat shaming
By the way this is frame perfect
>>344063345
>it's okay if he talks
this game is 60 fps?
>sam gets cheated on
>someone is twisted into believing it was his fault
topcuck m8
these twitter kiddies got their panties in a bunch
The Donkey Kong Country series is horribly overrated. Some of the shittiest platformers I've ever played.
>>344063292
The way he started stammering and getting all excited about this new trick was pretty gud.
>>344063345
Has there been a single trick that isn't frame perfect? Like "I totally fucked the timing but its gonna work anyway."
>>344063345
by the way i'm really good and this is hard to do guys
did you hear guys? also complete silence please
(this is frame perfect)
>>344063039
5'6" 190I lost 0 pounds after I stopped drinking soda
>>344063479
To be fair the couch guy is pretty annoying
>>344063479
>>344063480
Being a contrarian is fun
you should feel bad for being fat you shit
>>344063630
You probably end up eating more to compensate
This is the stage that sounds a lot like Sepette for the dead princess
>>344063702
can you please not do that? you're literally killing people with your fatshaming.
>>344063630
Work out more and eat less
t. /fit/
>>344063480
wew
>>344063479
>>344063680
These guys have the right idea. i hope Uyama comes on stage and personally destroys their copies of DKC3, before banning the ape from ever appearing again in a GDQ. Then they should be placed on the no fly list.
>>344063680
God people in 2016 can't take anything
>>344063702
>be fat
>feel great
>happy with life
>no offended by fat jokes because they're jokes
>>344063680
I'm fat and these babies need to shut the fuck up. Not calling him fatr isn't going to make Kiddie not fat.
red shirt guy, is this the "I'd really prefer you to be quiet" guy?
>280 lbs
>Finding these fat jokes amusing
This just shows how bullshit "being offended" is
>>344063680
why am I not surprised
>>344063913
get your eyes checked
>>344063780
killing less people than high cholesterol
>>344063680
I'm pretty miffed about them fat shaming a pretend gorilla seeing as I am also an imaginary obese gorilla as well.
>>344063913
No. CavemanDCJ has a mustache.
>>344063901
As a fat guy these sensitive faggots can just fuck off
>yellow giant
topkek
>The fat guy said it
Wheres their argument now?
>>344063976
>sex worker
???
>>344064105
internalized fatsogyny
>Fat comments intensifying on stream
>"This is like the 20th time we've called Kiddy fat"
>"Kiddy IS fat though"
>>344063994
>>344064026
not caveman, the one who he wanted to be quiet
>>344063550
>those anime avatars
they're just trolls
>land whale is banned
Kek
>>344063976
Everytime
>>344064049
it's usually people who aren't actually fat and just have body dysmorphia or are white knighting for no reason
>>344064105
internalized fat-shaming anon. like? don't you know anything you shitlord???
>>344063976
it's like poetric
>>344063901
But they're not jokes
Fat people are a disgrace
>>344064165
Chibi got banned for cheating on his stream. Look it up, its fucking hilarious.
>>344063976
>Yohane
pfffft
>>344064118
It's the "PC" term for whore.
BANNED
Guy on the left choking so hard.
These races always feel really uncomfortable once someone clearly pulls ahead.
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
>>344064214
Not really, "fat-shaming" became a thing becauase Tumblr whales wanted to be called sexy and live in a fantasy world where being morbidly obese doesn't have any effect on your health.
BANNED
>>344064183
>Bearded redneck *check*
>>344063954
I don't really like this "my best friend is black so I can be racist" shit, but I'm really fat too but jeez, what's with people having such thin skin? It's not even directed at anybody, it's just a fact not a judgement.
Females just have low self-esteem I suppose
FAT AS FUCK
>FAT AS FUCK
FAT AS FUCK
>FAT AS FUCK
FAT AS FUCK
>FAT AS FUCK
Kiddie Kong is Portly.
THIS IS THE GREATEST RUN SO FAR.
FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFAT
>F*CK
THAT'S A BAN
>>344064284
nobody cares about the moral opinions of some /v/irgin
BANNED FOREVER
MY VIRGIN EARS ARE SOILED
HE ALMOST CUSSED. What a fat shaming fucker.
Did he just say a naughty word? GDQ staff needs to bring these bullies down.
it's just starting
t-2h until big apology and banned notice.
Get that ass banned
>tfw need badly to take piss but dont want to miss rest of DKC3 race
>>344064480
SAVE ME
Quick /v/, what game are you playing while watching?
EOII here.
>>344064450
>moral opinions
Lol.......
What did he say?
Well he's fucked, no more GDQ ever for you
mods on damage control
>>344064480
cfb runs with the /srg/ people. It's obviously a joke.
>>344064417
People who don't even play games will latch onto anything to push their agenda to feel important
>dies
>has to restart the level
>STILL FINISHES THE LEVEL FIRST
holy shit rekt
>>344064546
when your underwear is riding up and you are on stream
>>344064546
and the fucking VLC mess up if you pause.
>people freaking out over fat jokes
>almost let a "fuck" slip
Oh boy, is this gonna be the meme run?
>Known for their pectoral muscles
MUSCLE SHAMING. HE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT BACK AND KILLED.
>>344064559
I'm playing with Rin instead of being productive.
I broke her, this is fun.
>>344064581
no fun allowed
MSF DID NOTHING WRONG
THEY WERE JUST PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>344064417
Oh and the most important thing, I wasn't even thinking of fat as in "fat-shaming" or the negative connotations of being fat before these SJWs started propping up just now. Who does that? It must be tiresome to be so offended all the time. They're just creating their own wounds
Let me guess, people are going to cry about inside jokes now too
>someone has fun
>everyone spams BANNED
this event really is dead
>>344064621
doesn't mean he isn't one of 'them'.
>>344064793
This is very obviously a shitposter.
>>344064793
These runners are literally hitler
>>344064885
Inside jokes are inherently exclusionary and therefore not allowed.
> no donations
>>344064917
>constantly talk about how they hate every level
>run the game anyway
why
>haaHAA
what do they mean by this?
>>344064793
>MEMES???
>monkeys arent a fan of purple kool aid
WOW RACIST
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaa
>>344065048
cringing laugh emote. Get with the times gramps
>>344065048
it's a Better Twitch TV emote
>KRUNK
>>344065026
>implying you enjoy a game after running it for hundreds of hours
which one of you guys is this
>pic relatedgodspeed
banned for racism
>>344064917
He should stop cholesterolshaming. That offends me as someone that needs to cut out cholesterol
>chat interprets a monkey and purple koolaid as racist
kek
>>344065026
mental illness
Be glad you don't have it
chibi on the couch?
>WOW
Is this song DSP's theme?
>>344065325
>"Nothing I can do about it!"
>Twitch chat pretending to be edgy racists again by spamming TriHard because they're monkeys
Fuck them. They are ironically try hards too.
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
what the fuck
>>344065325
I WAS BLOCKING
WOW DOOD
>>344065486
Stupid.
>>344065486
a solid 8
>>344065486
FAT/10
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>344065486
Kiddie is fucking fat/10
>>344065486
FAT / 10
beach bunnies
motorboatin
>>344065486
6/10 tbqh
>>344065486
Dumb.
>>344065486
lame race
f@/10
>motorboating
Banned so hard
>>344065486
7/10, I'm not really a fan of Donkey Kong though.
>>344065149
you, you fuckwit
>>344065486
Relax, anon. Theres enough underage sperging to go around for us all.
>>344065486DKC3
>>344065486
fatshaming/10
>>344065486
angry landwhales/10
KIDDIE IS SUCH A FAT FUCK
>>344065486
Different game versions/10
>>344065486
fat/10
who is controlling that giant saw?
>>344065486
8/10, I enjoyed it
>>344065149
You might want to delete that pic. I got banned for posting something along the same vein because it had a pony in it in a thread about finding terrible images of games on Tumblr.
Because posts like this are the main thing wrong with /v/ that mods must be constantly on alert for.
Godspeed to you
>>344065628
I wishnot trolly enough
Pretty fun run and commentary desu
>>344065742
>tfw weeaboos call others normies
SOMEONE PLEASE COMPILE EACH TIME THE WORD "FAT" WAS UTTERED.
So which runners from this year are assuredly banned from any further runs for next GDQ's?
>>344065742
>bio
wew
>>344065742
I'd greentext what's funny about this, but I'd just end up posting everything in the picture.
>>344065742
>shy trans catgirl
>gay furry
>cut back to audience
>expect to see white pants miss good feets
>replaced by some fat tub of shit
>>344065742
>that bio
what isn't wrong with this fag
>>344065486
portly fellows/10
There is a Rescue Rangers game?
>>344065742
Guys setting up twitter accounts just to shittweet at autism gaming events is way too much work.
Do literally anything else famalams.
So once you account for the JP version being faster they were just about even, no?
>>344065742
>trans catgirl
>gay furry
>>344065742
These people are like a parody of themselves at this point. Has autism gone too far, or is this only the beginning?
>>344065923
18+
>>344065925
I don't think anyone on /v/ would have the autism to set up that account and tweet long enough to get 200+ followers
who dat nigga in da pig wig
>>344065742
>amateur gamedev
pottery
>>344065925
Like committing suicide.
>>344065883
she is there in the back
>>344065742
people died in war for this
>>344065973
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
>>344065785
oh well, I'm off home and then croatia for the next 4 weeks after today. not a lot of time for posting shit anyways
>>344065973
I wish it were otherwise but regressives like that actually exist. Too bad society coddles and supports them nowadays instead of giving the a healthy dose of reality.
is bluntbunny transitioning?
getting tranny vibes from him
>sleep track has been fucked since sgdq started
>want to stay up for tetris but too tired
>if i fall asleep now, no alarm clock will be able to wake me up and i'll miss tetris
How do I keep myself awake? I don't wanna miss Tetris. Caffeine has an opposite effect on me and makes me tired
>>344065486
8/10 not so bad
>>344065826
Half is banned for not playing on easiest difficulty
>>344065742
That bio...
Can someone fill me in on this,
If you're trans, why the hell would you be "gay?"
I mean, if you're a guy who transitioned into a woman but still want to fuck women, doesn't that mean you shouldn't have transitioned in the first place?
I'm so confused.
Why do they keep making those shitty interviews? Nobody cares about them and everyone always is uncomfortable as fuck.
So "farm" is code word for blowjob right?
just
>>344066075
Don't worry anon, they are in peace now, different from us.
>>344065973
>is this only the beginning?
No. Now it ends.
>>344065826
All of them are metaphorically banned
>>344066218
AHHHHH
>>344066173
Your gender does not encompass your sexual preference
Why do the hosts of this event insist on having these cringey "interviews" and conduct themselves like they think they're ESPN or some shit?
>>344066173
You're the other gender now so....
....
>that hair
just fucking shave your head at that point, jesus christ
>>344066134
Reminder that it's Tetris Attack (so Pokemon Puzzle League and such), the actual Tetris exhibition will be in a few days.
what's with this blond fags hair?
>>344066257
Alissa Snow confirmed janitor
>>344066173
usually they mean they think they are a woman and are attracted to women
Ex: Chris Chan
>>344066173
watch lesbian porn and self insert yourself as one of the women
>>344066283
That doesn't clear things up one bit.
>>344066297
Neither does this.
>>344065826
Kythol, the kid who ran Ty the Tiger is officially banned.
>>344066173
It's one of those ''I want to be a cute girl molesting cute girls heehee~'' anime autist things.
>>344066173
It means you feel like a woman, but you still like other women.
>>344065826
The Ty guy has a pretty huge chance of getting banned just for ripping people off for over $4,000.
Nobody else is getting banned. These guys might get scolded at worst.
>>344065742
What was it?
>>344066173
Transitioning is about your own genitals, not your desire for other genitals
>>344066278
>>344064480
yunakittens is going to be sitting on the couch for littlemermaid stream
>>344066278
good post
>>344066173
Being trans and sexuality aren't linked. Trans people's brains came out wrong/thinking its the opposite gender to their physical body is, which causes extreme distress when said brain keeps looking for genitals that they dont have aka Disphoria.
>>344066317
You can probably squeeze out an entire bar of butter from his hair holy shit
>dat fucking blonde hair
FML
>>344066218
that nigga looks like he lives in a van he needs to cut that hair and rejoin society
>>344066342
He's the fourth Hanson brother, Truck.
>>344066369
>>344066371
>>344066407
>>344066434
But the very definition of being a man is wanting to reproduce with women, is it not?
>>344066375
why? what happen?
>>344066375
Kythol on suicide watch tonight!
>>344066489
how do you explain homos then
>>344066374
Just because you fail to comprehend it does not make it nonsensical
>>344066471
>>344066489
>>344066489
Well they are men no matter what anyways
>>344066387
How does one "feel like a woman" if you still want to fuck women?
>>344066489
>is it not?
no, you're dumb.
>>344066375
I guess his teary eyes didn't have much of an effect on the nazi staff.
Anyone has that pastebin where he whines about being called out for not even bothering with the incentive?
>>344066434
that's fucked up. why aren't we looking we looking into medicine to help them be healthy males?
>still a month until ESA
>no NASA until next May
>>344066309
>that tactical placement
smart
>>344063630
5'8 190 here. Got extra fat on thighs and bottom half of stomach.
Love having 4 abs showing but that god awful bottom section is like a muffin and I despise it.
I actually gained weight after stopping Soda drinking. I tend to lose 1-3lbs of weight when I sweat.
Heavy sweater master race.
Why are there two split threads you mongoloids
>>344066317
JUST
why does everyone who runs this game have long hair
CHI CHI CHI CHIP AND DALE
>>344066581
clear indication of autism
>>344066375
story?
>>344066391
what was the incentive?
>>344066609
>What is a lesbian
I'm surprised your christian parents let you use the internet anon.
>>344066554
Can't explain that either.
>>344066418
>45,3k tweets
>564 followers
>>344066624
Because they're fucked on a genetic level. There's nothing they can do short of transitioning to the other gender to relieve the Disphoria, hence the term "Trans".
>>344066387
that's called gender dysphoria
a mental illness
go to therapy
Reminder: Dale > Chip
>chip&dale music
>right now in this very thread there is millenia who never played this classic
>>344066609
gay?
also, I'm pretty sure that most woman feel a little will to fuck other women sometimes.
>>344066704
Pacifist run.
He murdered the shit out of everything.
>>344066540
>$4k incentive for pacifist run met
>lol i didn't even practice it
>proceeds to not even pretend to bother with it and kills enemies left and right
>gets called out on twitter
>makes a teary post about all those hurtful and unfair words against him
Hoh boy, rev up those Gadget pics
>>344066679
MMMORPG
>>344066704
Pacifist run. At no point did he even try to not kill enemies.
>>344066740
how the fuck do you do that many tweets
and people question how they can be easily doxed nowadays
>>344066309
>not a single dab
What's the point?
>>344066723
What is the "essence of man-ness" then, if it doesn't involve wanting to fuck a woman?
I mean, besides wanting to fuck a woman with my penis, how am I any different from a woman?
>>344066554
Dude without interest in taking your or any other wife.
Dude you could bro up with and he'll defend your kids.
>>344065742
>Haibane Renmei avatar.
Not cool.
Btw good job mods
>>344066824
wow, fuck that guy
Why are there so many degenerate trannies at this event? Is SGDQ really a tranny convention?
>>344066843
>>344066813
>I'm pretty sure that most woman feel a little will to fuck other women sometimes.
LOOOOOOL
Virgins and their learnings from porn only.
>>344066805
>i am so old omg pls give me all your (you)s
Not this time anon
>>344066478
top kek lad
>>344066173
Who gives a shit because I don't.
