DKC 3 race
schedule: gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Sam and Tolki update: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1soqvsn
Donkey Kong Country race to put the audience to sleep the fastest
>complete silence
>talks
>can we ask for complete silence?
>BTW THIS IS A ONE FRAME TRICK
>one second later runner fucks up
YEAH SECOND TRY
*has a seizure*
couch guy is a fucking autist
YEAH
SECOND TRY
>fifth for fat shaming
By the way this is frame perfect
>>344063345
>it's okay if he talks
this game is 60 fps?
>sam gets cheated on
>someone is twisted into believing it was his fault
topcuck m8
these twitter kiddies got their panties in a bunch
The Donkey Kong Country series is horribly overrated. Some of the shittiest platformers I've ever played.
>>344063292
The way he started stammering and getting all excited about this new trick was pretty gud.
>>344063345
Has there been a single trick that isn't frame perfect? Like "I totally fucked the timing but its gonna work anyway."
>>344063345
by the way i'm really good and this is hard to do guys
did you hear guys? also complete silence please
(this is frame perfect)
>>344063039
5'6" 190I lost 0 pounds after I stopped drinking soda
>>344063479
To be fair the couch guy is pretty annoying
>>344063480
Being a contrarian is fun
you should feel bad for being fat you shit
>>344063630
You probably end up eating more to compensate
This is the stage that sounds a lot like Sepette for the dead princess
>>344063702
can you please not do that? you're literally killing people with your fatshaming.
>>344063630
Work out more and eat less
t. /fit/
>>344063480
wew
>>344063479
>>344063680
These guys have the right idea. i hope Uyama comes on stage and personally destroys their copies of DKC3, before banning the ape from ever appearing again in a GDQ. Then they should be placed on the no fly list.
>>344063680
God people in 2016 can't take anything
>>344063702
>be fat
>feel great
>happy with life
>no offended by fat jokes because they're jokes
>>344063680
I'm fat and these babies need to shut the fuck up. Not calling him fatr isn't going to make Kiddie not fat.
red shirt guy, is this the "I'd really prefer you to be quiet" guy?
>280 lbs
>Finding these fat jokes amusing
This just shows how bullshit "being offended" is
>>344063680
why am I not surprised
>>344063913
get your eyes checked
>>344063780
killing less people than high cholesterol
>>344063680
I'm pretty miffed about them fat shaming a pretend gorilla seeing as I am also an imaginary obese gorilla as well.
>>344063913
No. CavemanDCJ has a mustache.
>>344063901
As a fat guy these sensitive faggots can just fuck off
>yellow giant
topkek
>The fat guy said it
Wheres their argument now?
>>344063976
>sex worker
???
>>344064105
internalized fatsogyny
>Fat comments intensifying on stream
>"This is like the 20th time we've called Kiddy fat"
>"Kiddy IS fat though"
>>344063994
>>344064026
not caveman, the one who he wanted to be quiet
>>344063550
>those anime avatars
they're just trolls
>land whale is banned
Kek
>>344063976
Everytime
>>344064049
it's usually people who aren't actually fat and just have body dysmorphia or are white knighting for no reason
>>344064105
internalized fat-shaming anon. like? don't you know anything you shitlord???
>>344063976
it's like poetric
>>344063901
But they're not jokes
Fat people are a disgrace
>>344064165
Chibi got banned for cheating on his stream. Look it up, its fucking hilarious.
>>344063976
>Yohane
pfffft
>>344064118
It's the "PC" term for whore.
BANNED
Guy on the left choking so hard.
These races always feel really uncomfortable once someone clearly pulls ahead.
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
BAN
>>344064214
Not really, "fat-shaming" became a thing becauase Tumblr whales wanted to be called sexy and live in a fantasy world where being morbidly obese doesn't have any effect on your health.
BANNED
>>344064183
>Bearded redneck *check*
>>344063954
I don't really like this "my best friend is black so I can be racist" shit, but I'm really fat too but jeez, what's with people having such thin skin? It's not even directed at anybody, it's just a fact not a judgement.
Females just have low self-esteem I suppose
FAT AS FUCK
>FAT AS FUCK
FAT AS FUCK
>FAT AS FUCK
FAT AS FUCK
>FAT AS FUCK
Kiddie Kong is Portly.
THIS IS THE GREATEST RUN SO FAR.
FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFAT
>F*CK
THAT'S A BAN
>>344064284
nobody cares about the moral opinions of some /v/irgin
BANNED FOREVER
MY VIRGIN EARS ARE SOILED
HE ALMOST CUSSED. What a fat shaming fucker.
Did he just say a naughty word? GDQ staff needs to bring these bullies down.
it's just starting
t-2h until big apology and banned notice.
Get that ass banned
>tfw need badly to take piss but dont want to miss rest of DKC3 race
>>344064480
SAVE ME
Quick /v/, what game are you playing while watching?
EOII here.
>>344064450
>moral opinions
Lol.......
What did he say?
Well he's fucked, no more GDQ ever for you
mods on damage control
>>344064480
cfb runs with the /srg/ people. It's obviously a joke.
>>344064417
People who don't even play games will latch onto anything to push their agenda to feel important
>dies
>has to restart the level
>STILL FINISHES THE LEVEL FIRST
holy shit rekt
>>344064546
when your underwear is riding up and you are on stream
>>344064546
and the fucking VLC mess up if you pause.
>people freaking out over fat jokes
>almost let a "fuck" slip
Oh boy, is this gonna be the meme run?
>Known for their pectoral muscles
MUSCLE SHAMING. HE NEEDS TO BE TAKEN OUT BACK AND KILLED.
>>344064559
I'm playing with Rin instead of being productive.
I broke her, this is fun.
>>344064581
no fun allowed
MSF DID NOTHING WRONG
THEY WERE JUST PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>344064417
Oh and the most important thing, I wasn't even thinking of fat as in "fat-shaming" or the negative connotations of being fat before these SJWs started propping up just now. Who does that? It must be tiresome to be so offended all the time. They're just creating their own wounds
Let me guess, people are going to cry about inside jokes now too
>someone has fun
>everyone spams BANNED
this event really is dead
>>344064621
doesn't mean he isn't one of 'them'.
>>344064793
This is very obviously a shitposter.
>>344064793
These runners are literally hitler
>>344064885
Inside jokes are inherently exclusionary and therefore not allowed.
> no donations
>constantly talk about how they hate every level
>run the game anyway
why
>haaHAA
what do they mean by this?
>>344064793
>MEMES???
>monkeys arent a fan of purple kool aid
WOW RACIST
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaa
>>344065048
cringing laugh emote. Get with the times gramps
>>344065048
it's a Better Twitch TV emote
>KRUNK
>>344065026
>implying you enjoy a game after running it for hundreds of hours
which one of you guys is this
>pic relatedgodspeed
banned for racism
>>344064917
He should stop cholesterolshaming. That offends me as someone that needs to cut out cholesterol
>chat interprets a monkey and purple koolaid as racist
kek
>>344065026
mental illness
Be glad you don't have it
chibi on the couch?
>WOW
Is this song DSP's theme?
>>344065325
>"Nothing I can do about it!"
>Twitch chat pretending to be edgy racists again by spamming TriHard because they're monkeys
Fuck them. They are ironically try hards too.
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
RATE THIS SPEEDRUN FROM 1-10
what the fuck
>>344065325
I WAS BLOCKING
WOW DOOD
>>344065486
Stupid.
>>344065486
a solid 8
>>344065486
FAT/10
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>344065486
Kiddie is fucking fat/10
>>344065486
FAT / 10
beach bunnies
motorboatin
>>344065486
6/10 tbqh
>>344065486
Dumb.
>>344065486
lame race
f@/10
>motorboating
Banned so hard
>>344065486
7/10, I'm not really a fan of Donkey Kong though.
>>344065149
you, you fuckwit
>>344065486
Relax, anon. Theres enough underage sperging to go around for us all.
>>344065486DKC3
>>344065486
fatshaming/10
>>344065486
angry landwhales/10
KIDDIE IS SUCH A FAT FUCK
>>344065486
Different game versions/10
>>344065486
fat/10
who is controlling that giant saw?
>>344065486
8/10, I enjoyed it
>>344065149
You might want to delete that pic. I got banned for posting something along the same vein because it had a pony in it in a thread about finding terrible images of games on Tumblr.
Because posts like this are the main thing wrong with /v/ that mods must be constantly on alert for.
Godspeed to you
>>344065628
I wishnot trolly enough
Pretty fun run and commentary desu
>>344065742
>tfw weeaboos call others normies
SOMEONE PLEASE COMPILE EACH TIME THE WORD "FAT" WAS UTTERED.
So which runners from this year are assuredly banned from any further runs for next GDQ's?
>>344065742
>bio
wew
>>344065742
I'd greentext what's funny about this, but I'd just end up posting everything in the picture.
>>344065742
>shy trans catgirl
>gay furry
>cut back to audience
>expect to see white pants miss good feets
>replaced by some fat tub of shit
>>344065742
>that bio
what isn't wrong with this fag
>>344065486
portly fellows/10
There is a Rescue Rangers game?
>>344065742
Guys setting up twitter accounts just to shittweet at autism gaming events is way too much work.
Do literally anything else famalams.
So once you account for the JP version being faster they were just about even, no?
>>344065742
>trans catgirl
>gay furry
>>344065742
These people are like a parody of themselves at this point. Has autism gone too far, or is this only the beginning?
>>344065923
18+
>>344065925
I don't think anyone on /v/ would have the autism to set up that account and tweet long enough to get 200+ followers
who dat nigga in da pig wig
>>344065742
>amateur gamedev
pottery
>>344065925
Like committing suicide.
>>344065883
she is there in the back
>>344065742
people died in war for this
>>344065973
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
>>344065785
oh well, I'm off home and then croatia for the next 4 weeks after today. not a lot of time for posting shit anyways
>>344065973
I wish it were otherwise but regressives like that actually exist. Too bad society coddles and supports them nowadays instead of giving the a healthy dose of reality.
is bluntbunny transitioning?
getting tranny vibes from him
>sleep track has been fucked since sgdq started
>want to stay up for tetris but too tired
>if i fall asleep now, no alarm clock will be able to wake me up and i'll miss tetris
How do I keep myself awake? I don't wanna miss Tetris. Caffeine has an opposite effect on me and makes me tired
>>344065486
8/10 not so bad
>>344065826
Half is banned for not playing on easiest difficulty
>>344065742
That bio...
Can someone fill me in on this,
If you're trans, why the hell would you be "gay?"
I mean, if you're a guy who transitioned into a woman but still want to fuck women, doesn't that mean you shouldn't have transitioned in the first place?
I'm so confused.
Why do they keep making those shitty interviews? Nobody cares about them and everyone always is uncomfortable as fuck.
So "farm" is code word for blowjob right?
just
>>344066075
Don't worry anon, they are in peace now, different from us.
>>344065973
>is this only the beginning?
No. Now it ends.
>>344065826
All of them are metaphorically banned
>>344066218
AHHHHH
>>344066173
Your gender does not encompass your sexual preference
Why do the hosts of this event insist on having these cringey "interviews" and conduct themselves like they think they're ESPN or some shit?
>>344066173
You're the other gender now so....
....
>that hair
just fucking shave your head at that point, jesus christ
>>344066134
Reminder that it's Tetris Attack (so Pokemon Puzzle League and such), the actual Tetris exhibition will be in a few days.
what's with this blond fags hair?
>>344066257
Alissa Snow confirmed janitor
>>344066173
usually they mean they think they are a woman and are attracted to women
Ex: Chris Chan
>>344066173
watch lesbian porn and self insert yourself as one of the women
>>344066283
That doesn't clear things up one bit.
>>344066297
Neither does this.
>>344065826
Kythol, the kid who ran Ty the Tiger is officially banned.
>>344066173
It's one of those ''I want to be a cute girl molesting cute girls heehee~'' anime autist things.
>>344066173
It means you feel like a woman, but you still like other women.
>>344065826
The Ty guy has a pretty huge chance of getting banned just for ripping people off for over $4,000.
Nobody else is getting banned. These guys might get scolded at worst.
>>344065742
What was it?
>>344066173
Transitioning is about your own genitals, not your desire for other genitals
>>344066278
>>344064480
yunakittens is going to be sitting on the couch for littlemermaid stream
>>344066278
good post
>>344066173
Being trans and sexuality aren't linked. Trans people's brains came out wrong/thinking its the opposite gender to their physical body is, which causes extreme distress when said brain keeps looking for genitals that they dont have aka Disphoria.
>>344066317
You can probably squeeze out an entire bar of butter from his hair holy shit
>dat fucking blonde hair
FML
>>344066218
that nigga looks like he lives in a van he needs to cut that hair and rejoin society
>>344066342
He's the fourth Hanson brother, Truck.
>>344066369
>>344066371
>>344066407
>>344066434
But the very definition of being a man is wanting to reproduce with women, is it not?
>>344066375
why? what happen?
>>344066375
Kythol on suicide watch tonight!
>>344066489
how do you explain homos then
>>344066374
Just because you fail to comprehend it does not make it nonsensical
>>344066489
Well they are men no matter what anyways
>>344066387
How does one "feel like a woman" if you still want to fuck women?
>>344066489
>is it not?
no, you're dumb.
>>344066375
I guess his teary eyes didn't have much of an effect on the nazi staff.
Anyone has that pastebin where he whines about being called out for not even bothering with the incentive?
>>344066434
that's fucked up. why aren't we looking we looking into medicine to help them be healthy males?
>still a month until ESA
>no NASA until next May
>>344066309
>that tactical placement
smart
>>344063630
5'8 190 here. Got extra fat on thighs and bottom half of stomach.
Love having 4 abs showing but that god awful bottom section is like a muffin and I despise it.
I actually gained weight after stopping Soda drinking. I tend to lose 1-3lbs of weight when I sweat.
Heavy sweater master race.
Why are there two split threads you mongoloids
>>344066317
JUST
why does everyone who runs this game have long hair
CHI CHI CHI CHIP AND DALE
>>344066581
clear indication of autism
>>344066375
story?
>>344066391
what was the incentive?
>>344066609
>What is a lesbian
I'm surprised your christian parents let you use the internet anon.
>>344066554
Can't explain that either.
>>344066418
>45,3k tweets
>564 followers
>>344066624
Because they're fucked on a genetic level. There's nothing they can do short of transitioning to the other gender to relieve the Disphoria, hence the term "Trans".
>>344066387
that's called gender dysphoria
a mental illness
go to therapy
Reminder: Dale > Chip
>chip&dale music
>right now in this very thread there is millenia who never played this classic
>>344066609
gay?
also, I'm pretty sure that most woman feel a little will to fuck other women sometimes.
>>344066704
Pacifist run.
He murdered the shit out of everything.
>>344066540
>$4k incentive for pacifist run met
>lol i didn't even practice it
>proceeds to not even pretend to bother with it and kills enemies left and right
>gets called out on twitter
>makes a teary post about all those hurtful and unfair words against him
Hoh boy, rev up those Gadget pics
>>344066679
MMMORPG
>>344066704
Pacifist run. At no point did he even try to not kill enemies.
>>344066740
how the fuck do you do that many tweets
and people question how they can be easily doxed nowadays
>>344066309
>not a single dab
What's the point?
>>344066723
What is the "essence of man-ness" then, if it doesn't involve wanting to fuck a woman?
I mean, besides wanting to fuck a woman with my penis, how am I any different from a woman?
>>344066554
Dude without interest in taking your or any other wife.
Dude you could bro up with and he'll defend your kids.
>>344065742
>Haibane Renmei avatar.
Not cool.
Btw good job mods
>>344066824
wow, fuck that guy
Why are there so many degenerate trannies at this event? Is SGDQ really a tranny convention?
>>344066813
>I'm pretty sure that most woman feel a little will to fuck other women sometimes.
LOOOOOOL
Virgins and their learnings from porn only.
>>344066805
>i am so old omg pls give me all your (you)s
Not this time anon
>>344066478
top kek lad
>>344066173
Who gives a shit because I don't.
>>344066918
can you please stop posting your own twitter account
>>344066918
Literally an anon in this thread dumbass.
wonder if they are playing the pc version of quackshot
>>344066881
about 1,5 tweets an hour for 4 1/2 years.
that's how.
so I went to bed after the tasmanian tiger run (which was absolutely gloriously bad), just got back from work. have I missed anything -fun-?
>>344066375
>this will have major impact on any chance of a run from him in our future events
Hahahaha, this is great.
>>344066540
>Reached a 4k incentive to play the game on Pacifist
>Immediately starts killing enemies
>"Oops, I forgot it was supposed to be pacifist. I'll try harder not to kill anything"
>Continues to kill everything and say "oops"
>Tries to get the audience to cheer every time he kills something
>Constantly shits on the game as being poorly designed
>Dev donates 50 bucks
>Ignores it entirely and shit talks the game's programming not even 3 minutes later
>Complains everything is frustrating
>Embarrassingly admits it took him 5 years to figure out how to beat a boss
>talks completely non-stop for an hour
There's more. It's one of the worst speedruns Ive ever seen at GDQ in recent memory.
>>344064793
>MEMES?
good job anon
>>344066813
>>344066943
As a man, I've NEVER felt the urge to fuck another man, so I don't understand this, either.
>>344066918
I agree with this man. They are just ironically being try hards pretending to make fun of black people like. Disgusting.
>>344066943
Ok then, oh great fuckster, tell us your wisdom.
What are your thoughts on people that dislike anime artstyle in their games?
>>344066401
it was this
>>344067098
Is there a vod?
Reminder that last night was great.
>>344066805
>tfw only had 5 NES games until the 64 came out
At least I played Felix the Cat and Snake Rattle 'n' Roll. I bet you've never heard of them you filthy millenial.
Chip > Dale
>>344066375
and justice was served
is that pandora papa on the left?
>>344067179
*like that.
Sorry for my typo folks.
>>344067202
Yes.
>>344067226
>trans catgirl
>gay furry
Huh?
>>344067098
>shout outs to my g mod server
I really hope the DKC3 runners don't get banned over this twitter backlash. Even though the run wasn't super great, it was still better than the majority of SGDQ 2016 runs.
>>344067202
They are gay and cunt
>>344066621
http://pastebin.com/e7mKJ65h
>>344067098
>Kept forgetting strategies
>claimed he knew better strategies but refused to show them for no reason
It was the best.
>>344067271
too bad no one was watching it. room was fucking empty all day yesterday
>>344066929
You have to understand that there are two kinds of people in the speedrunning community.
The first kind is the true deep autistic gamers who spend 16 hours a day trying to walk through every pixel of wall, and when they find a glitch to make the run 1 second faster they post it in a forum.
The second kind is the attention whore who creates absolutely nothing original, they stream themselves on twitch practicing the tricks discovered by others and reap all the fame. These are also the people who go on GDQ.
This second kind is the mild autism combined with attention whoring type, which are usually the biggest unique snowflakes and make up imaginary identities for themselves. In other words, furries, trannies, and so on.
>>344067271
I cringed fucking hard last night. Geez...
>>344067271
>crankyconstruct
>retweeted
I wonder if hafu follows cranky
>>344067329
don't you mean LE DS DAD??? XDDD Cx
>>344067190
Lot's of women do the ''I'm such a lesbo, I hug and kiss my friends on the cheek when I'm drunk XD'' shit for the sake of male attention.
>>344067202
Good taste
>>344063475
I can understand him not wanting to throw her under the bus too hard but he should have at least acknowledged that he isn't the only one to blame here.
>>344067271
dude, there were plenty of people dude
>>344067452
>cringing over a guy's disability and people being proud of him
you must live a very sad life
>>344067280
skipped over the best console ever made
why?
It really says a lot about the current state of GDQs when one of the best runs so far was Sonic 06
>>344067370
twitter backlash?
mind filling me in, just got here
Kappa
>>344067535
Quality of the game does not indicate the quality of the speedrun
It's up to the runner and/or commentator
>>344067226
>trans and gay
If transgender actually worked on a chromosome level and was more then just molding your privates to look like the other gender- I'd totally be that.
>>344067581
SJWs whining cause they called a video game gorilla fat.
>>344067226
Why would you save that?
>>344067581
they called kiddy kong fat
>>344067524
>treating people with disabilities like they're some sort of treasured group of people that need to be applauded for doing what other people do
Your pity fuels your sympathy, and it's shameful.
>>344067397
>claimed he knew better strategies but refused to show them for no reason
Oh I forgot about that. That's just how horrible the entire run is.
What kind of cunt goes to a charity speedrunning event and says:
"Yes, I found this new strat that would be good for new runners, but I'm not going to show that off"
>Look at schedule
>All the good runs were this morning
>prime time is filled with literally who games
Why.
it's funny how PJ manages to trick people into thinking he's a good speedrunner. some people really have no clue.
>>344067370
>twitter backlash
it's 5 accs, 1 of which is a troll and 1 probably
Is he playing as chip or dale
>>344067749
It's always prime time somewhere in the world.
>>344067524
Nope, my life is very happy. I'm not making fun of his disability at all, it's just that that crying shit was completely unnecessary. It's not like anyone would make of him in today's society anyway. This society is just one big giant pity party circlejerk now.
this guy playing sounds like Alex from GB
>99% of posts here are twitter drama
>>344067795
dale
chip is the one with the brown nose
>>344067749
Dude NES games are the best speedruns. Holding right is exciting. Don't you get it?
>>344067526
Too expensive, also I could play it whenever I visited my bro that lived a few km away and I could borrow it when he was leaving on holidays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PKKPVj7loQ
>>344067795
he's playing chip n' dale
Is anyone who doesn't watch anime a normie? Does liking anime make me a freak immediately?
>>344067690
>>344067670
>>344067874
holy shit kill me now
>>344067749
people were whining about how bad the runs were this morning too.
nothing makes you faggots happy.
have you ever considered that maybe you just don't like speedrunning?
>>344066478
>reverse image search
>"costume"
thanks google!
thoughts on this evening's runs? can't say there's any I'm looking forward to....again :(
>>344067895
You can't play both at once there's no way
>>344067731
It had nothing to do with pity you retard.
It was an emotional moment because he was not pitiable. He is the second best runner in the world at a game despite his disability. He didn't discuss his disability during the run or use it as a crutch. It was his gimmick. And he managed to get a top ten time at a marathon single-handed.
There's nothing to pity about him. He was an impressive human being.Which I think is why a lot of people tried to get edgy about it. Sour grapes.
TAKE A BATH XD
>>344067882
Had so much fun with this game with my friend.
>>344067271
I want to hold hands with Pepper Lane
>>344067856
>Holding right
you can't possibly think that's all you do.
>>344067987
If not blubbering like a useless woman makes me edgy, I'm edgy as fuck.
oh fuck
bonesaw is doing jak and daxter
>2:15:00
fuck yes
/v/, if you're new to gdq, you better get some rest after tetris attack and try to wake up before 2 so you can catch this amazing run. bonesaw is the fucking man.
is PJ here this year?
>>344067995
there's gonna be an Ultimate Doom run after Final Doom
>>344067995
Doom, SS and Dredd are worth a watch.
>>344067502
that hour of prinny was so nice dude
>>344068125
Glad you admit it
>>344067995
Are you retarded? Tetris onward its 4 straight hours of classic games.
>>344067976
You just gotta ask, man. Moosefix. Don't read her posts, just go straight to her images.
>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1soqvsn
1st thought that the guy was blaming the affair on himself
>>344067995
Tetris attack race mite b cool, not as good as the later grandmaster block.
>>344067995
>tetris race
>old skool fps block
maybe you just hate fun things, sorry
>>344067420
finding a trick and training to execute a complete, perfect run are completely different skills. saying that the guy who actually trains to perform an entire run on command doesn't contribute to the speedrunning community is nonsensical. the point of speedrunning is to try and beat the best times and actually getting a time is a pretty fucking important step in that process.
>>344068142
Why do people think PJ is a good speedrunner? Are you really that gullible?
>>344068202
>don't read her posts
but I love her, I want her to be my gf and beat me up
>>344068136
>bonesaw
king of hype
>>344068116
It more or less is. NES games are less complex than Flash games but for some reason people think they make for good speedruns.
>>344068160
I don't mind it if people call me edgy. I'm not devastated and incapacitated by trivial and fleeting emotions.
>>344067749
Hexen, System Shock, and Deus Ex tonight plus tons of cool shit late into the morning.
I feel like GDQ needs to hire someone or delegate someone to making a schedule. The best games are always between like midnight and 6am EST. I know it's on the west coast so they're 3hours behind making it (10pm-3am) but that's still late as FUCK to start doing anything interesting. People in California don't get off work at 10pm.
>>344067987
Weak comeback, mate.
>>344067995
tonight will possibly be the best night
>>344068136
didn't he move to japan or something?
>>344068268
idk about him being a good speedrunner, but his runs are always fun and comfy to watch because of his commentary
>>344067995
50 minute Setup Block 3 might be fun.
>>344068325
Do you watch anime by any means?
You sound so emotionally retarded it's cringeworthy
>>344063976
>political activist
just your average twitter user
>>344066805
nigga you make it sound like ita impossible for any millennial to havr played NES games. With emulators and the popularity of the "retro scene" I say it's easier than ever.
And besides, this is C&D 2, which is pretty hard to find physically and very expensive. I'd say it's be pretty difficult for many millennials who have an interest in NES games and want to buy a physical copy of the game.
>>344068370
I'm excited for the old FPS games, but I'm really waiting for the Bethesda block. Always fun to see just how retarded Bethesda is when it comes to programming.
>there are people who have spent hours of their lives playing and replaying a 20 year old video game sequel to a game based on Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers
i loved the shit out of this show, but seriously? is it some sort of ironic hipster thing?
![tumblr_ns69liumz31r3x5j9o1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qSX2CNp.jpg "tumblr ns69liumz31r3x5j9o1 1280[1]")
>>344067976
http://moosefix.tumblr.com/tagged/me/page/6
Justice never sleeps.
>Pick up stuff and throw at the boss
EVERY
SINGLE
FIGHT
>>344068090
seems ok desu
>>344068261
often these people do both too. it's pretty fucking stupid that people think you can't be a top runner while also contributing to the tech.
Wow is that Chip and Dale from Kingdom Hearts?
>>344068202
thank you kind and reasonable anon
Any cringe yet besides kythol? Its like a good 25% of why I follow these threads
>>344068538
>people like things
Stop the presses.
WOW I SURE LOVE NES BLOCKS HOLDING RIGHT IS SO MUCH FUN AMIRITE XDDDD
>>344067226
the description seems like a curriculum i would send to a SJW indie group that tries to make political games
who is this dude? a speedruner or just a meme stream rascal?
>>344068316
>NES games are less complex than Flash games
Holy shit you're delusional.
CHIP AND DALE ARE HOT
>the original TV show was known as "Chip und Chap" in Germany
>chap
>>344068697
Good argument.
>>344068538
>i loved the shit out of this show, but seriously? is it some sort of ironic hipster thing?
bloat desu. the speedrunning community got so big that people strike out to be noticed by running things no one else runs and sometimes you see shit like this. to them it seems like a perfectly fine hobby but from the outside it's completely retarded.
>>344063976
>Sex Worker
brb calling the police
>>344068805
Yeah, it's about as substantial as the "all nes games are free lol!" argument you made.
WHERES THE MIDG
>>344068563
>shoot at the boss
EVERY
SINGLE
FIGHT
>>344068805
>expecting anyone to argue with bait
>>344068548
I wish my gf cared about fitness...
>>344068142
hes running bionic commndo tomorrow
>>344068481
Acknowledge and accept that other people can feel differently than you do and that's perfectly OK. It's that acceptance that allows you to be emotional in today's society without being endlessly ridiculed. Show edgy people the same respect they afford you. I'm not emotionally bankrupt. I'm exceptionally empathetic towards the fortunes and misfortunes of others. The difference between us is I don't allow that empathy to control my behavior because I exercise a modicum of control over my life. Control is necessary when you actually want to accomplish something difficult.
This is why women and children cry all of the time. They haven't been given the opportunity to learn the value of staying in control.
>>344068548
>trying to keep up with sgdq
>now I just want to be choked out by a stronk qt's thighs
lol thanks anon
>>344068538
Chip n' Dale is one of my favorite NES games; without a doubt one of the funnest co-op games ever. Me and my friends would play it as a deathmatch game instead, since it was very easy to screw over your partnet.
>>344068739
Sometimes these changes are just retarded.
Only makes sense when a name is impossible to pronounce or means something weird or inappropriate in the target language.
Who /stickinghanddownpantsandsmellingitaftertouchingyourcrotch/ here?
>Fat Cat
BANNED.
Quick somebody fake twitter outrage over FATCAT.
>>344068739
Sounds British. I guess that explains the red nose.
>>344068865
Yep, I sure am liking all this depth Chip 'n Dale 2 is offering. Sick movement tech everywhere and cool tricks all over the place. Meat Boy has nothing on this.
>>344068915
>>344068984
Don't we all?
>>344068916
fuck yes
>starts 10 minutes after I leave for work
DAMNIT
>one controller
I don't get it, isn't that the norm.
>>344069014
u caught me
>>344068945
You could've only said yes and save everyone this idiotic sheltered bullshit
>muh control
Did your favorite edgy animu character teach you that one?
>>344069154
woah man what's the matter don't you like holding right and occasionally jumping then getting hit and dying anyway LOL ??? are you a NERD lol?????
>>344069154
>This NES game looks easy to me even though I've never done a speedrun of it.
>Therefore all NES games are always easy.
Can't argue with that.
>>344068907
Haha rekt
>It's another pick up boss drops and throw back at boss episode
Fuck these shit games
>>344069116
fat shamming an animal! thats animal abuse as well! this is not what GDQ was not built on!
>>344069238
Assumingly there's a speedrun format for this where you play as both characters at once or some such.
>>344069159
how do I get a cute freckled gf that could bully me
>>344068945
>show edgy people compassion and respect because they won't give it to someone else
nice logic, retard
>>344069376
>it's another let me go into a /v/ thread and use /tv/ shitposting along with an anime image to gain attention episode
>>344069270
I don't understand what position you're trying to defend here.
You're upset with me because I didn't cry alongside other crying people.
Are you trying to make me feel bad about that?
>>344069468
Go outside fat fuck
>gf likes speedrunning, always watched GDQs with me
>Want to buy her the plain SGDQ t-shirt
>Every single size is sold out
>Look at mens
>everything from S to 5xl available
What is this nonsense? Are more women buying SGDQ shirts than men?
Did I miss anything good between Sonic 06 and Chip and Dale?
>>344069529
>its another use /tv/ memes to complain about /tv/ memes ironic shitpost
>>344069505
Way to go, bud. You realized I was ridiculing him.
Man I've been shitposting my heart out but have a significant lack of (you)s could any of my familia here hook me up brehs
>>344069529
yes, and?
>>344069386
>Implying kill the animals doesn't win every year.
>>344069580
Probably they dont stock as may womens shirts as men.... For obvious reasons
>>344069574
but I'm not fat just weak
>>344069580
The barely printed any womens' shirts.
>singing incoming
plz no
>>344069580
they probably don't order alot of women sizes
>>344069580
Yes, but they're all trannies.
>>344069645
Some guy triggering the entirety of twitter by saying that a baby monkey was fat
@344069673
no fuck you
@344069673
you need to shitpost harder
>>344069580
Why is 5xl a thing
What the fuck just waddled into the camera?
>that little mermaid song
w-what...?
>>344069740
Buckle up bozo we're on a non stop flight to cringeville
>>344069154
Just wondering, have you ever heard of the following games:
Gimmick!
Kirby's Adventure
Super Mario Bros 2.
Super Mario Bros. 3?
not many people would argue that these are bad speedgames, and all four have cool movement tech and hard tricks.
>>344069580
the only women ordering shit are
>"women"
>>344069715
>that metroid run that was on track for world record and save the animals won
>>344069840
They printed one out just for Big Jon.
>>344069159
>get a rail thin gf
>after a while, corrupt her with fattening foods and get her chubby
>enjoy thin gf with muffin top for a while
>then get her fit when you're done with her muffin top
Then just repeat the cycle with her. Here comes some horrible singing.
@344069796
@344069801
going to give him 2 (You)'s for you ironic fags
>>344069673
>>344069673
>no shortdescription for the bid
Is that blob of fat male?
@344069796
@344069801
what the fuck is going on
>tfw fat but there are fatter people than me I can make fun of
>>344069580
They have a higher stock of the men's shirts.
Alternatively they stock the shirts proportionately to the viewer gender divide but women are more likely to buy them since it makes them seem quirky rather than autistic.
In reply to poster 344069673:
Get lost faggot
>>344069854
Dunno but the camera just zoomed out a bit to get it all in.
>>344069840
too many burgers
>>344069796
>>344069801
anti you mind
>>344069580
It's not too hard to see that pretty much only tryhard gamer grillz would want to wear that shit
>>344069539
No, I'm saying that your entire control bullshit reeks of stumped emotional development
Enjoy your crippling middle age crisis getting triggered by a random sunset.
>>344069796
>>344069801
cruel anon mind
how do i improve my shitposting hombres
should I include a smug anime girl cos I ain't got any saved
>>344069796
>@
ebin ruse m8
>>344069580
>>344069580
Here is the explanation:
1. They stock up on men's because they know these will sell well
2. Woman's are all bought by traps, only 1% at best bought by real felames
>>344069840
I wondered this as well. What the fuck does a 5X shirt and 5X person look like?
It has to be a fucking tent.
>The Little Spermaid
what went wrong?
>>344069840
>Buy a XXXXXL shirt
>use it as a rug for your room
>>344069891
They're the exception rather than the rule. Garbage like that last game should not ever have a place at a speedrunning marathon.
>>344070021
That makes no sense, by the way.
Enjoy being turned into a completely useless person whenever you're faced with any degree of criticism or adversity. >>>/tumblr/
>>344069801
is this the drag on dragoon 3 lady?
>>344070000
Quads confirm
it is known
>no more yelling HYOP
what happened? I thought normies love this meme
>>344070071
>What the fuck does a 5X shirt and 5X person look like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0xb-_SEIo
She's like a swan floating on a lake.
>>344069580
>Usually just wear solid color v-necks and tees
>End up buying that Castlevania shirt because my dick gets wet for anything CV
Help me
>>344070138
>Marathon is the continuation of Classic Games Done Quick
>GET THESE FUCKING CLASSIC GAMES OUT OF MY MARATHON
Is Duck Tales really as good as they say?
>>344070280
Facade speed run when?
>>344070275
most people call that walking.
>>344069801
sauce?
>Data caps
lol
Imagine being kucked so hard by someone you're giving money for service.
>>344070320
nice post
>>344070364
>Door opens
>runner types cunt into the chat box
>game ends
>Ultimate Doom
>5k out of 25k
RIP
AND NO TEAR
>>344070364
I think we've already seen worse games run.
>>344070320
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
Whale on the couch is the one that complained about fat shaming earlier.
>>344070236
Jesus Christ how horrifying
2 GIRLS ON THE COUCH
>singing
>>344064917
thanks and be sure to follow my twitch and twitter for more great content
>>344062624
I didn't know we had a comedian speedrunning.
>>344068945
What you say is true, but you shouldn't let people judge you and insult you like that. They are not the word of God. If don't want any bullshit to happen then you should learn to respect others instead.
>>344070495
Is she?
>>344070461
that would be losing
>infinitemystery spoke
>it's a "I haven't seen the movie but if it's like the game then" run
>>344070509
>That thing on the right is a girl
Disney should release a compilation of all their old 8-bit and 16-bit games.
he's a funny guy
LETSA GO
>>344070495
>Underwater game about a mermaid
>Whale on the couch
Like pottery
>letsa go
NO! NOOOOOO!
>>344067271
Wasn't there. What happened?
>>344070590
>If don't want any bullshit to happen
I'm fine with bullshit. The cool thing about being me is that I accept the consequences of my actions.
I'll continue to disrespect people all I please because respect is earned.
>Lets a go
not again
>shit!
BANNED
>sh*t
BANNED
SHIT
HE SAID THE S WORD
SHIT
>>344070472
2 and half hours to go, everyone was focused on the singing which is happening now.
it'll happen
>...shit...
HE'S AN UNPERSON
I would never ever watch such a shit game being run but here I am watching it just because it's sgdq
SHIT!
BANNED.
SHIT
GET
>>344070461
>Not typing "Melons".
>>344070795
>>344070796
>>344070804
>>344070809
>>344070821
If there was ever any doubt that /v/ is literally just a slower Twitch chat, well, there you fucking go.
>>344070280
Goddamnit, I just got flashbacks to azuritereaction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvMrR4_4E-Q
>shit
DING DONG
>>344070509
>girls
>>344063120
Alright, funs over back to a single turbospeed thread.
>>344070943
>NO FUN ALLOWED.jpg
>>344062624
>speedrunner swears
>v loses their shit
>SGDQ has ran games with audible swears
You autistic fucks are mind numbing.
>>344070783
Yeah, then I guess you're right about that too. You are one cool person then.
Having nothing let down is the only good way.
>>344071248
It's a joke son I say a joke.
Sweet boy, but he's about as sharp as a bag of wet mice.
>>344071248
what are jokes?
..wha what's he gun do with the geetar?
CRINGE HYPE
>>344071427
>>344071428
Hivemind. I'm not even mad that's impressive.
>>344071056
Oh, I'm not saying that. But maybe you should consider that your idea of fun is inherently extremely immature and repetitive.
Much like video games
GUYS JOIN IN ON THIS ONE
Wow he's actually pretty decent. I was expecting total cringe
GUYS PLEASE JOIN IN I FORGOT THE WORDS
Holy crap. This guy's actually good. Make him sing all the songs from now on.
>>344072226
>nobody knows the words so they just clap along
Eh, they tried.
>Donating to DWF
