BUT FIRST
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
sometimes i like to play cgdq and agdq/sgdq 2012-2014 in the background and fall asleep to it because it reminds me the good times
MEMES
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
http://www.strawpoll.me/10679123
More meme donations please!
viper
can we get them to read out any more dank meme donations haha
>>344022614
>nobody acknowledging the retard completely missing the donation joke
really /v/?
>>344022614
MARIO
THEORY
>a press
Go to bed /v/
An a press an a press. You can't say it's only half.
haha MEMES
imho the nigga couldn't play this game because he didn't know he had to jump into paintings
>>344022703
maybe ask where those eggs come out of yoshi haha
help my cats been pissin on my towels
she just shat on them this time wutdo
>>344022703
was it the first since sgdq started? It's been pretty tame so far
>>344021831
Probably because we've seen 64, every GDQ, multiple times to be exact in some cases.
I always wanted to see how 64DS is ran.
>>344022659
>cgdq
what the fuck is that
don't tell me there's another fucking shitty marathon
>>344022659
Why? SGDQ 2014 was the first year it was shit. Coincidentally that's when the caveman and cuck fiascos happened.
>bees le me
>tunes into sgdq during the mario run
>half presses the close button
>you cant half press a button so now im stuck watching this boring ass run
fk.....
T-T-T-TODAY JUNIOR!
>>344022614
Repost the henry donation comment here pls
So why do people hate this game so much over the original?
Didn't they actually add more content to the game?
Whatever happened to stivitybobo
This guy is actually retarded
>How many A pressed?
another thing i am wondering is what do you think yoshis eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs
>>344022798
Classic games done quick. It was the first in 2010 and it was max comfy.
>>344022728
sauce me up f͏am
>>344022728link pls
>>344022848
"my wife's son run away with all my money, here's what's left!"
>>344022848
>how many A presses does it take to beat this game?
>>344022798
Classic Games Done Quick used to sometimes replace SGDQ where they would just place retro games. I guess they decided to stop doing that though.
no more Yoshi
No more point in watching
>wake up
>go to watch Silent hill run
>awkward fucking faggot that makes it unwatchable
>at least RE2 will be better
>same fucking runner
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU PUT THE GOOD GAMES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BEING RUN BY RETARDED FAGGOTS?
Were they worth watching or was it 100% awkward?
best runs so far?
Momodora
Hagane
Skyblazer
Star Wars Jedi Knight - Jedi Academy
DinoCity
what else?
Have you ever been so unsure about something you're saying that you start saying it like a question?
>>344022614
You had one job, OP. Current and next game-u.
>>344022858
DS controls aren't ideal
Switching characters is a pain
DS resolution
Other than that it's fine
>>344022858
D-Pad being the main source of controls for a game that was primarily controlled by an analog stick coupled with being stuck as Yoshi at the start gets most people.
I don't get that donation message
>>344022919
No, it was just the first GDQ.
>>344022858
The physics are completely different now which was a HUGE aspect of what made the original real fun. Also the d-pad is a big step down & others don't like the graphical changes (like Dorrie's & the Big CheepCheep redesign).
>>344022871
>lost my wife last year
>>344022950
tch
*sighs heavily*
letsago
Henry, if you're in this thread I want to say that nobody likes you.
>>344022810
Just because it wasn't as good as the others doesn't mean it wasn't good. It was still fun, had lots of banter and some nice speed runs. It also has loads of autism which I enjoy. 2015 and 2016 have been horrible, though. SGDQ 2016 has only had like 2 runs that were fun.
>>344022798
Classic Games Done Quick.
>>344022907
Oh that's not even subtle. It's not funny if the guy reading the donation is in on it.
Is it me or did the game selection for this year kind of really suck.
>>344023021
Please no
>>344022989
>>344022968
>>344022996
But Anons you can use an Analog Stick with the 3DS.
>>344022954
DK64
>>344023037
It's no touhou block and no hotline miami/10
>>344022989
>people didnt use the little nib on the strap you tighten to your thumn for touch screen analouge control
>>344023037
It's not just you
Everyone think that, even runners
>>344023037
you're right
there's no mischief makers
>>344023078
still digital movement
>>344022950
why do you think they're in the middle of the night
Is 50 stars any% or low%?
>>344022996
>like Dorrie's & the Big CheepCheep redesign
>I don't like a game because of a redesign
Is there anything worse than 90's babies?
right so check this out right now, sitting in a car, probably stuck in a bit of traffic, you know big city living and all that
He has just finished work at a office or warehouse or supermarket it dont really make much fucking difference just trading time for money
On his way out of work he says goodbye to sara working at the front desk (a spicy little number) he jokingly asks if shes got any plans for the weekend "oh not much just hang with the boyfriend i guess"
A slight chuckle is all he can mange as he turns to the exit , a rage so pure and intense like gouts of flame spike into his soul all he can think about as he walks to his car is violently beating and raping the stupid whore sara fucking dumb bitch ill fuck the life out of her he thinks has he brings his 1993 honda civic to life
he is on his way home now where soon he will lock all the doors, close all the blinds then put on his $10,000 usd pink and blue wolf furrie costume
and spend the rest of the night shoving bigger and more complex looking dildos up his arse, stretching out his urethra with a ballpoint pen and masterbating to child porn all live on webcam
this is the real world, people like that exist and worse, they speedrun video games
all interpretation is lost just under the surface, can you tell the difference between a smile and a crocodile? are you sure? am not.
this is the real world, a world of illusions
>when he jumps the shadow gets smaller
wow
japanese "quality" games
>>344023078
It's not the same still since you need to hold down Y to run & the directions are still in 8-directions.
This is horrible. Normally people do awesome shit that makes me envious of how good they are, but this guy is just playing it normally.
Why is SGDQ 2016 so awful?
>>344023078
the movement is still restricted to 8 way digital you fucking dingus
>>344022875
>When I was in the hospital I actually saw Death.He was a dark blackman in a black suit.He stood by my bed for 45 seconds then left me.
Don't worry, our guy is safe
>>344023078
or you can just play the original version
not like the extra content is really worth playing
>>344023101
>no tactile feedback
>>344023124
Not when you use thetouch screen
>there are people who actually believe SM64DS is better than SM64.
>>344023135
It's any% glitchless.
>>344022875
the hornace of death can't get away with it
What a LoL faggot haha
Should have accepted the Mario Golf speedrun tbqh
dumb LoL players
Tim confirmed scrub
I have never played SM64 for the 3ds. I just seen one of those levels was completely different.
I am bored to shit of SM64 regular levels, how much "new game" is actually in there?
>Playing LoL at all
Who playing league here instead of watching these nerds?
WOAH
tim =faggot
>>344023190
website unavailable
>>344023037
I miss battleblock theater.
>>344022614
That's not even complicated. Also
>Definition
>Definition
>Definition
>Remark
>Definition
>Definition
>Conjecture
nice maths he did there
>>344023176
are you watching the same stream as I am?
or have you just not played Mario 64 before
This dude on the couch legit has brain problems, right?
>>344022954
>halfcoordinated
changed my life
>>344022875
V-viper...my man...?
>>344022614
HOWEVER
>300.000 shekels for """"""""charity""""""""
Oy vay goiym.for the record though Doctors Without Borders is 1000 times better than PCF
Spoonfeed me the A press thing
>>344023284
What are you on about, retard? Are you seriously impressed by this level of play? Because this is something that I could conceivably achieve after practicing for a couple months. Meanwhile, after watching the AGDQ 2016 race, I was in awe the entire time and realize that I will never be as good as them.
>>344023282
it's just a prank bro
>>344022954
Why he crying?
>>344023260
>>344023282
>implying mathematical axioms aren't conjecture
>>344023243
https://www.gamefaqs.com/ds/920758-super-mario-64-ds/faqs/35127
>>344023367
you can't half press it
>>344023037
A lot of garbage this year.
This run fucking sucks.
>>344023367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
awful run
need a better runner and the original n64 version
IT HAPPENED AGAIN BOYS
PARALLEL UNIVERSES OMG HAHAHAH SO FUNNY
dude memes
MEMES
>mfw the announcer harassing the runner
EPIC!
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
PARALLEL UNIVERSES
>How many PU are you going to go through in this run
>>344023367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
watch for yourself, it's a level of autism that can't be explained in one sentence.
These memes are falling flat
>>344023397
there are people who really do pick up a game for a month or two after submitting it to these things so you could be correct
>parallel universes
Aaaaand the runner doesn't fucking get it
Do you faggots think you're funny?
Epic! PARALLEL UNIVERSES!
ebin, simply ebin
haha it's like the first time that meme was run into the floor!
an a press is an a press
>>344023408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzWNlubUsWI
also his dad donated during the stream and said "even if i wasn't your dad, you'd still be a hero to me"
hey George, tell me about Super Mario 64 DS again
>>344023424
>no analog support
Nevermind, thanks though anon.
>how many parallel universes will you go through in this run?
>Whatever
I like this runner.
haha memes
>>344023149
This is physically accurate if the light source is large enough.
>>344023574
It was never funny
>>344023397
This isn't SM64. This is SM64DS.
The two games are completely different in the context of speedrunning, SM64DS movement isn't nearly as technical.
Where did this saucy little peach run off too?
>>344023590
it's almost like that meme had its time in the sun and shouldn't be dug up again
>>344022614
>How many parallel universes will you travel to?
Which one of you assholes did this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APo7805Yzhk
>/v/ constantly memes around, 24/7
>gets upset when other people do it
>>344023628
larger than our sun
>not being charismatic and saying "I've already gone through 3" or something
Jesus christ this runner is so boring
>>344023645
>revealing her protoss shield to the pubic
why
Went to sleep last night, was the SH3 or RE2 run good?
DS is such a shitty handheld specwise
>>344023702
LETS A GO
"Welcome to my Lets Play of Super Mario 64 DS"
He did one fucking glitch at the beginning of the game and now he's just collecting 50 stars kind of fast.
>>344023628
also no
>>344023397
>>344023638
How are people so retarded that they think SM64DS speedruns should look at all like SM64 speedruns?
You faggots realize that the movement and physics between the two games are COMPLETELY different, right?
>>344023687
>our sun
>completely fictional video game universe
>>344023702
RE2 was pretty LETSAGO
>>344023702
Hilariously gay
>>344023674
What do you expect from underage Steam/Twitch kids.
>inflated mario
haha
>>344023462
>>344023541
Thanks
>>344023687
>a videogame doesnt follow our EXACT logic
>gets upset
Youre clearly autistic as fuck why arent you at GDC?
>>344023763
>kind of fast
yea like a speedrun or something
the madman
>>344023645
>can't even see her face
>doesn't realize that flannel = annoying sjw bitch and/or lesbian
>he's just excited to see a female, any female, be this close to video games
The point is that he's "not" running the original version you faggots.
And for somebody who has seen like a trillion speedruns of the original at these events, this is actually kind of refreshing.
>>344023702
There was a qt on RE2 run.
>>344023804
do you ever wonder if he has to fart that air out haha
>>344023729
yet it still had better games the psp sonygger
>>344023702
DUDE 42 HOURS
LETSAGO
*SIGHS*
TCH
>>344023767
Nice argument
>>344023674
BUT IM THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
STOP GUYS
>>344023796
/v/ (and 4chan shitpost crossboarders at large) and twitch chat are the same people
twitch chat is full of /int/ and /pol/ shit
AGAIN
>>344023541
He sounds like the "You wanna play with your mario games" guy
hahahahah
half a presses or full a presses
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
HAHA M E M E
FUCK OFF HENRY
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN DONATING
GIVE US HALF A PRESSES
dude half a press lmao
EbIN MEME XDD
A PRESSES! LOL
DUDE MEMES LMAO
shoutouts to simpleflips
MEMES
TURN ON CNN
STOP
>>344023860
But she's staring at the floor like an awkward autist
I maek ironic shitpoost
>>344022741
It's not that the a press doesn't count as a full a press it's that only half the a press occurred on the level in question, the rest was before the level began
So you are memeing runner using a button or "half a" meme?
It's time to stop Henry, this is not funny anymore.
Good thing I came for the one meme in SGDQ
Bye now
>>344023729
well the graphics don't look much worse than 3ds, which released 7 years later
that piano in the ghost level always scared me
>>344024003
OH SHIT, TURN ON CNN.
OBAMA JUST SAID AN A PRESS IS AN A PRESS.
>tfw I'm the only one who can actually pull off the half A press star manually, no TAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoEvl2aOUXA&t=1h33m32s
THE MEMEMES
stop aBOOse now
what did those Boos do to Mario? He intruded on their garden.
>>344023946
What kind of retard only sticks to one board? There are so many interesting topics to discuss and you'd rather stay on /v/ and complain about Reddit and other boards invading your safe space.
>>344023580
>Son, you raised money for a corrupt event organiser, sponsored companies and paid the six figure salary of corporate ceos by playing videogames F
>>344024028
the real question is why someone would be autistic enough to care about the amount of A presses
wow this run is fucking shitty
>>344024058
My Little Scuttlebug Can't Be This Cute
STAY h y d r a t e d
>complaining about someone donating with the half A press meme when in the last 30 minutes /v/ have been spamming the exact same shit
Those meme donations are ten times more interesting than this sleep inducing comentary. This low energy beta loser should TAKE A BATH
Imagine being so delusional that you think SM64DS is better than SM64.
missed it, what did it say?
>>344024089
OBAMA = HENRY
MIND = BLOWN
All memes
>>344024148
Same reason that people speed run games.
>Girl calls him cute
>"whatever"
What an alpha
They would NEVER read a donation calling a girl runner cute ever.
Fuck this stupid event.
What's the link to read the donation comments again?
RUNNER KEKED MAN LIVE ON TWITCH
>>344023037
We won't reach 10k for ultimate doom before tomorrow
We're at like 900 now.
>>344022614
This guy fucking sucks and should kill himself right now on stream.
>>344024089
Barack """Hussein""" Obama
So is the runner her boyfriend?
>girl ruining run by calling him cute and making him flustered and nervous and hard
Fucking bitch
>>344024124
I stay on /vg/ most of the time
there are no "interesting topics" on other boards, it's all the same shitposting and memes
Wait is this the tranny runner?
>>344024124
>thinks he participates in interesting discussions on the internet
gb2neogaf
>>344024176
wow some shit 99% of people playing the game will never be able to pull off. Surely the entire game is better right?
>>344024209
>girl runner
what
>>344023702
The runner for both of them was up for 40ish hours & kept spewing his "LETSAGO" meme, he was fine at first but it got obnoxious quickly.
>>344024240
all according to keikaku
>>344024295
you're fucking obsessed
>>344024225
Incentives usually get a big push not long before it ends.
>>344024323
Yeah, because movement feels better no matter how good you are and the extra content is shallow, useless padding.
>>344023702
QT RE2 speedrunner on the couch breaking hearts
>>344024295
He's just a normal autistic guy.
>>344024203
trying to do something faster than everyone else is a human instinct
trying to forge a knife by using as few hammer strikes as possible is just retarded
So is the speed running "community" one of the worst ones in gaming?
What did the meme donation say?
>>344024391
>the extra content is shallow, useless padding.
NO WAY DUDE COLLECTING A BUNCH OF SILVER STARS IS TOTALLY NEW AND INTERESTING CONTENT
>>344024467
Nah, at least they like games
>>344024391
>extra content is bad
Literally what people complain about most in remakes/remasters is when theres no content.
You are just contrarian as fuck. 64DS added tons of new content. It was all great. You dont like it. Thats your opinion.
someone redpill me on wii u homebrew is it exactly like wii homebrew?Can I get free wii u games? Can I play online?
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
>>344024467
tool assisted speedrunners are great
most regular speedrunners are autistic camwhores.
>>344024467
no, overwatch and undertale fans exist.
>>344024174
have a (you)
>>344024463
>>344024436
shes so fcukin average whats wrong with you freaks
>>344024467
Each game or series of games similar to each other gets it's own community.
It's a massive shit flinging fest betwen all those communities.
But at least they like what they are doing.
>>344023702
>sleep
>>344024517
You liking it is your opinion. It's your very wrong and shitty opinion, but it's your opinion nonetheless. Please keep your awful opinions to yourself.
>>344024490
meme 1: how many A presses
meme 2: how many parallel universes
meme 3: half or full A presses
>>344024523
>most regular speedrunners are autistic camwhores.
This x 1000. Plus joining the community will either make you gay, trans, and/or autistic.
>>344024505
You say this when the entire original game is collecting shit.
>>344024517
>64DS added tons of new content.
It added 30 new stars, 15 of which are silver stars, and 5 of which are collecting more bunnies.
this isn't extra content.
the new characters are all just worse than mario was in the original for the sole purpose of forcing you to switch between them to accomplish shit you could originally do with only Mario.
Extra content is good when it's meaningful or interesting, which isn't the case in SM64DS.
>>344024463
>he can't hammer a nail all the way in one hit
>he doesn't have hammering competitions with his bros to see who can hammer the most in one hit consecutively
you are just a beta male faglord that probably has an office job
HOYPE
>>344024518
It's still in it's early days but yes, you can pirate games & still play online. Go to the Homebrew General for more information >>>/vg/147606180
>>344024523
TAS BOT better do something other than pong and snake this year.
>>344024463
Not really a great analogy
It's more like golf, fewest strokes wins
>>344024518
Even easier, go check /hbg/ on /vg/, the sooner the better in case Nintendo updates the Wii U to block the way in.
>>344024467
the worst community is the people who refer to fanbases as "communities" and act like they are some organized group of individuals who pay dues on a monthly basis and have a governing board and shit
>>344024578
we're below average?
>>344023773
When are you going to realize that this run is trash and should have been SM64?
>>344024608
Were there at least any TJ "Henry" Yoshi memes?
>>344024463
no its called efficiency
>GDQ
>Probably made up of 90% stream monsters
Remember when GDQ's weren't fucking cons?