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What the fuck is this runner doing? Is he not aware that this is suppose to be a speedrun?
First for Iceplug
Cringe
why nobody has ever committed suicide on GDQ live?
Is /a/ asleep?
>>343753413
Something Autistic dot cum
>>343753413
RIP
>>343753446
He's an autist ruining things for everyone else for the lulz. Of course they don't want him, he's an asshole and they're not going to get more donations by having him so why would they?
>>343753509
they have security guards with guns.
>>343753501
>NO BACK SPRITE!
>BIG SCORE, BIG PRIZES
I made this tier list a while ago
>elder gods
Blueglass
peaches_
Blechy
CavemanDCJ
KAN
GameJ06
MexicanRunner
halfcoordinated
Controllerhead
>great runners
PJ
MarcheFighterPaladin
Runnerguy
zfg
SpikeVegeta
Duke Bilgewater
Duckfist
AdamAK
Feasel
rwhitegoose
Iceplug
xfullmetal17
zoast
Dollfinh
SkeletonBill
Essentia
kevin_ddr
Trogdor
mcill
2dos
Bl00d_Thunder
>whatever
all the rest
>pure feces tier
Witwix
UraniumAnchor
Uyama
Cosmo
Cirno
thenitnat
Geoff
CalebHart
jkoper
Are 2hus still banned?
>>343753306
Jesus Fucking Christ why are millennials so fucking stupid?
I just tuned in right now, which previous runs have been good?
>>343753509
why dont you start
>>343753504
>wouldn't of
>would of
kill yourself and learn English retard
this guy doesnt know shit about LBT, there were all sorts of sequels by the time 2002 came around, they have more canon to draw from then just the 88 original.
>>343753514
I don't wanna go to bed!
anime
this guy is so autistic
>>343753509
Idk man a few have choked to death over the years and just died on cam
>>343753564
fuck off gramps
Who remembers The Incredible Crash Dummies?
I was a massive fan of this toy line as a very small child.
>>343753540
Exactly, right? This guy has wasted almost 10 seconds doing absolutely nothing.
>>343753626
He's just an awkward nerd
1. Is Blueglass there or not?
2. How was Caveman's run?
3. How was FAST Racing Neo?
4. Any 2hu dolls spotted yet?
>>343753567
Catherine and frozen dong were great.
>>343753553
misterfister is a good speedrunner as well he should be on this list
>>343753556
they aren't banned, but they're only allowed if the runner allows them
>>343753553
adamak is elder god tier
>>343753626
I'm sure he's less autistic than you.
>>343753553
>no Cyghfer in elder gods
nignog
>>343753553
>elder
>GameJ
>TMR
>halfcripple
ok
>>343753413
How many tranny degenerates signed up this time?
Is this the terribad awful games block?
>>343753580
How did it take 14 years for Land Before Time to get a game? You'd think they would have cashed in a lot sooner.
>>343753662
>Who remembers The Incredible Crash Dummies?
I remember playing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t05G0983BcI
TURN ON CNN
>>343753713
SAY THAT TO HIS FACE AGAIN I FUCKING DARE YOU
>>343753509
cuz no fun allowed
PICNIC
>stream offline again
now the stream has been banned
hahahah sream over
>tfw being in Europe means I only get to see the meme runs with empty rooms that happen at night or early in the day for them
>all the "good" and important runs start at like 2am my time and end at like 8am my time
This is gay
>>343753705
and then the runner is banned if he allows them
I slept til 12 and missed THUG
was it any good?
STREAM IS DOWN
CANCER WON
Dino Nigz
We offline again?
>>343753762
finally i am free
traps
>offline
Meh.
Speedrunning was never meant to be spectated by non-speedrunners. The reason this is so boring to watch is because it's like the video game equivalent of showing off your model train set.
>>343753751
Woaahh buddy. I think you got the wrong door, Reddit is <- that way.
>>343753553
add naeglaria to god tier
Did they quit casting because its the 4th of July?
The nerd killed the stream
>>343753662
I watched the show on VHS.
>livestreamer keeps killing the stream.
>>343753842
>le stinking febreze man who made his own event which sucked dick
>>343753841
>reddit is pointing towards your post
Yeah, I can confirm that you piece of shit
>>343753868
>The stream is actually down
>>343753553
sorry lad i know you're tired and you work real hard but you left out WERSTER as the primeval demiurge of the elder god tier
easy mistake i'm sure laddy don't sweat it
Just came home. Have I missed anything good? Left after Tropical Freeze
>stream down again
What the fuck kind of "marathon" is this?
>>343753840
kys nerd
>>343753842
naeg is cool but he chokes too much for godtier
So this "DS Dad" guy. Is he some runners dad or just a creepy old guy hanging around autistic children for a week thinking he's cool?
>>343753815
traps aren't traps if you announce them to be traps.
>>343753840
I enjoy it
they shut down the stream so no one would experience the killing spree executed by caveman atm
>>343753929
Werster is lame dork
>>343753932
It's more like Twitch's shitty ass servers not being improved in like 8 years despite being bought out by memeizon
Stream is asleep.
Post lewd.
>>343753959
He's a man who plays the DS wherever the hell he wants
>>343753938
Oh man, you got me.
>>343753974
>>343753996
>>343753908
You sound upset.
>>343753993
triggered the nigger i see
>>343753959
His real name is Pandora Papi
>>343753996
*posts myself*
>>343753932
reminds me of that icarly episode where they were trying to do the longest webshow for 24 hrs. but they got a power out before the 24hr mark because spencer was a dumbass. but thats ok they still won a visit from the pope
>>343754016
so hes just a creepy old guy hanging around autistic children for a week thinking he's cool?
ok, good to know.
it's back.
some of these audience members have to be homeless people who just wanted to sleep indoors.
STREAM BACK
Heard YSG jumped off a bridge because they banned him for life
>>343754036
puffy
>>343753996
But this is is a vidya thread.
>>343754036
Sayaka is my gf, just started playing she's so cute!
How sad must your life be to milk the meme status of being >DS Dad>, at like 7-8am in the morning.
I am all for GDQ memes and all, but jesus christ.
As an oldfag, I have to ask - Why would you rather watch people play shit games instead of playing good games yourself? Is it because you have no willpower?
>>343753553
Add CGN to elder god tier
What is he playing?
>>343754069
He's their handler.
>>343754148
>As an oldfag
*tips fedora*
>Technical """Difficulties"""
We all know Darkman back there ate the ethernet cable because he mistook the yellow ethernet cable as a banana
>>343754169
life
>>343754089
top kek
>>343754107
she dies
>>343754148
Why not both?
I have SGDQ on my TV through my WiiU. It's comfy background chatter and occasionally worth paying attention to.
>>343754148
im doing both
>>343754131
>7-8am in the morning
>What are timezones?
>>343754180
shit. totally makes sense now. ty anon
>>343753553
>blueglass
>>343754148
You forget the entertaining value.
T H I C C
>>343754148
If you truly were an oldfag then you would already know the answer to your question.
>>343754078
>some of these audience members have to be homeless people who just wanted to sleep indoors.
You need to pay money to get in, and you get kicked out of the stream room if you're caught sleeping there.
LMAO BUY MEME 9 GAYYYMING SHILL SHILL SHILL
>>343754107
>she
>>343754180
what is a handler?
>>343754148
>As an oldfag
I would rather see you neck yourself.
>>343754282
Ask the adult that takes you around town and keeps you safe.
Fuck!
Passed out during double dash.
Did I miss anything?
>>343754251
>>343754148
>announcing yourself as an oldfag
Lurk more newfag
They showed an NES ban them quickly they may have "other intentions"
>>343754229
then tell me sweet oracle anon of widsom, what is the time in the holy land of the united states
imagine how autistic you have to be to read out fake donations on stream
>>343754148
I have more than one screen you dirty newfag
>>343754212
I want to marry Chihiro
>>343754148
Why do you have to ask? You'll clearly never get it since you're old as fuck
>>343754148
>As an oldfag
Fuck off cunt
>>343754341
Tony Hawk's Underground was alright. Nothing noteworthy afterwards, just meme games.
>>343754148
>as an oldfag
no you're not.
>>343754340
>tfw no adult that takes me around town and keeps me safe
why live?
>>343754405
It's 7:30 in the U.S. and like 12 pm and later in Europe.
Other countries can meme it up since it's later hours.
What was your point again?
>>343754463
I agree that THUG was pretty GOAT.
I kinda' liked the EEE run too.
>>343754148
I have it on in the background whilst I do work.
>>343754341
They played the game really fast? I dunno what to tell you.
>>343754527
>EEE
Ed, Edd n' Eddy?
>>343754036
post morelewds
Any good runs after Tropical Freeze? That race was the only god thing I saw last night.
>>343754586
Yeah.
>>343754525
My point is that this fat fuck is sitting alone at his local time just to be DUDE DS DAD LMAO meme
POST WHEN YOU STARTED LURKING
>4chan: september 2010
>another chan: 2008
This game looks shit
>>343754148
>Is it because you have no willpower?
I was waiting for you to teach me how to be alpha as fuck and get tons of bitches
>>343754341
>Passed out
wow you are so weak.. no offense but you are so weak
who passes out anymore... jesus
>>343754602
>>343754673
Not him, but I do. Narcolepsy is shit.
>>343754631
Came to 4chan in late 2005
Of course back then it started out with /b/ for me, like most I reckon
>>343754665
Never spend more than 30 minutes of your life watching GDQ as a start.
>>343754631
2010 started on /b/ now frequent like 6 boards
Me on the couch
>>343754615
>sitting alone at his local time just to be DUDE DS DAD LMAO meme
>Literally what some posters here are doing
>Literally what around 60,000 people on twitch are doing whenever DS Dad aka Pandora Papi shows up on screen
I don't know what you're getting at desu
>>343754631
>tfw 7 years in this site
>>343754794
>look at this pic
>look at him on the stream
>exact same posture
>>343754728
>Ed, Edd, n' Eddy and THUG runs
You expect me to say no to that?
What the fuck is this leveldesign
>>343754631
>>343754725
About the same time and board. Hardly consider myself oldfag since I'm rarely here though.
does twitch still not have fucking html5?
>>343754910
You're actually watching? Why? Wake me up when the real games start.
>>343754631
4-5 years. don't know for sure.
I came here for the memes but there's been none so far, shit's as boring as it gets, forced jokes and awkward laughing up the wazoo
might as well play these boring ass video games myself
>>343754631
>/b/ in 2006 - 2007
>/v/ in 2007 - 2014
>/co/ in 2010 - still there
>/tv/ in 2013 - still there
>/pol/ 2015 - still there just for the election
Too poor for vidya or else I'd stay here. I get jealous when I see people with their expensive rigs and huge collection of vidya and maxed graphics pc games.
>>343754929
it does for live but it's still shit. vods use flash still
>>343754104
http://exhentai.org/g/731748/4a6e973ee0/
when is /CG/ ?
Guys on the left and right sides of the couch are falling asleep. Doing the head bobs and everything
>>343754725
>>343754757
>>343754824
>>343754921
>>343754954
were you underage when you started lurking?I was, but since it was different back then I had already dropped teenager life
>>343754631
Don't even know anymore, probably late 2004 or early 2005.
This game is gay
>>343755031
the guy on the far right has been awake for like 36 hours now.
>>343755019
>ss
god tier taste
Im starting to see a pattern here. Is "greetings from germany" a meme that the announcers are missing out on?
>>343755071
just like you anon.
What are the new SGDQ maymays this year?
>>343755047
of course, hard to imagine a /b/tard that isn't tbqh
>>343755115
Calm down kid. Its fucking Twitch chat.
>>343754960
Welcome to modern gdq, No fun allowed.
I'm honestly just waiting to see if something slips through the cracks
>>343755047
I was 14 when I started lurking, 21 now
>>343755142
I ASKED FOR QUIET guy
>>343755047
i was 17. lurked for 3 years or so until my first post though.
>>343754683
sauce?
Just woke up, were the double dash, tony hawk and harry potty runs any good?
>>343755215
just look for danganronpa on exhentai
This person will do the Kirby Air Ride run on Friday.
Will you watch?
well i stayed up all night for this... and now i have to go to church because my girlfriend wants me to go... shes very religious and im afraid i'll sleep in church... well the lesson is don't stay up all night
>>343754631
>2010
Still feels like I just started browsing a moment ago.>2011+5>costanza really stopped being a thing
>>343755215
Chihiro Fujisaki on sadpanda
>>343755278
he's cute
>>343755278
I'd date her :3
>>343755280
>gf
you deserve it
>>343755280
you sound ... pathetic ...
...
>>343755361
>her
I swear "frame perfect" has to be a meme at this point.
It lost any meaning, every runner calls almost every tricky thing they do "frame perfect" now. I bet 90% of them are not.
>>343755290
>2011 was 4 years ago
what went wrong guys
Twitch popout chat is working again for all of you livestreamers.
Enjoy your cancer chat.
>>343755447
it was 5 years ago kiddo
top 200 for gurrl gamers
>>343755019
That's the one, and what a fap it was
>>343755436
Does it matter? It's not like hitting a frame is hard. Not in the way they use the term anyway.
>his record is 16:59
>he fucked up on multiple occasions in this run which is only 1 sec behind
He's not very good
Is there a GNU/Linux equivilant to Livestreamer?
>>343755426
I like cute boypussies and feminine penises
>>343755278
Will this girl run anything, too?
>>343755329
>>343755426
are you trying to meme, is she trans or is he a crossdresser?
>>343755436
There aren't that many tricks that are really frame perfect, and a lot of the tricks got a setup that makes it so you nearly always nail it.
"TIME! What was my time? Ah pretty good...For a marathon run..."
that was fun
>>343755538
He has a penis anon. That means hes a boy!
is that ds dad?
>>343755361
>falling for this
>not knowing pearstrike the person actually running the game
"One of the better LJN games out there..."
Okay, what's next on the Awful Games block?
>>343755278
That's a dude isn't it.
At least looks better than that other spooky fag.
>>343755529
Livestreamer
>>343755528
>gets fucked over by random chance
yeah this guy really does suck not being able to manipulate the memory values in the console like a fucking robot
this is fucking shit
time for bed lads
>>343755493
Half of it was 4 years, jackass.
>>343755236
Yeah.
The "playing 3ds in public" pic has never been more relevant
>>343755593
No, its Pandora papa.
>>343753553
>No Wibbler anywhere
>contra 3 hard run
based, bookmarking that one.
>FF6 w/ relms arbitrary exe glitch : 4hours
? seams a bit long.
haven't seen a glitchless OoT run before, interesting.
TAS should be good.
>when you start lurking
like 2004. no I don't have a trip, trips are for fags.
HELLO FROM GERMANY
>>343754631
2010
>>343755660
the balding aussie is irrelevant now.
>>343755558
>knowing this little about speedrunning
>>343753509
I want you to commit suicide.
>>343755672
oh god, they're not doing FF6 again are they?
that game is ooooooooooveraaaaaaated
I bet they are only playing random ass jump n runs so they can hold the WR
>>343755592
not if she is a trans girl. anyway i don't want this thread to get derailed into another trans discussion so lets cut this off.
why do so many germans watch this
>>343755660
I'll put him in great runner.
Can't be god tier because he's beyond autistic about pokemon speedruns in terms of denying that other people beath im just because they didn't record their runs to his exact specifications of how to do it
Those two landwhales in the front should fug.
>>343755680
Hello
>>343755701
Cause they literally banned him from events
>>343755198
Exact same as this anon
G R E E T I N G S F R O M G E R M A N Y
>save the animals
hi im new what's this meme about, should I laugh?
why is everyone at this place fat? its disgusting
>>343755728
>not if she is a trans girl
Fuck me you're stupid.
>>343755729
Speedrunning games is efficient
>>343755739
DS SON
>>343755047
Obviously. I was 15 when I started on /b/ I think, mostly because of the porn. Then I came over to /v/ a few months before the /vg/ split. Does anyone remember what year that was?
>>343755739
>disrespecting DS Dad
>>343755838
2011 I think?
>>343755729
Speedrunning is somewhat popular in German.
>>343755815
AMERICA
what do they mean
are they going to speedrun all 3 games at the same time
>>343755815
>an entire event specifically for sweaty autists that play way too much video games
>what's with all the fat people???
>>343755739
bumping blowholes, yeah?
>>343755728
it's not you fucking dweeb, it's some turkish bitch named anzu
cis not trans
god u ppl make me so sad
>>343755723
yes but its not today, its way down the schedule.
>>343755480
link for VLC stream? twitch doesn't like noscript.
>tfw no funny audience like last time
>just people sitting around playing their handhelds
Phone Guy pls come back
Whimsical Autist pls come back
Guy who keeps dropping shit pls come back
Handicapable Pirate pls come back
Papa Pandora pls do something funny
Probably the best thing about SGDQ is the lack of cancer sob stories
Why are the games so shitty this year? I know it's downtime due to timezones and that but still
>>343755879
yep
>>343755703
>he thinks everything is a frame perfect trick
So is it shit this year like it was shit last year?
>>343755879
with the same inputs.
